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Can't a guy take a nap any more?


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Geez, these MLB training-review films are tough on the ol' ego!


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I just realized - this could help my golf swing!


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Try to do a favor for a couple lifeguard buddies...


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As I periodically remind people - don't fear the cowbell!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClQcUyhoxTg


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I got an award from the guys today - a photo showing me, out standing in my field...


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Are you game... or predator?
Sorry, it's a work-joke.


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In honor of Blood Beast swinging by later tonight...


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And now, for something completely different:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fki5pi_Y5IY


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In case you're wondering why The Muppets went off the air - the Chef had a nasty habit of betting with other's people's money... and shows.


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Now, you can star in your own 50's short! Go here & roll soundtrack!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xELDqIyrtNA

You're, uh, welcome.
- Bing! -


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NEWSFLASH: Now, new Fruit of the Loom© yogurt has Fruit on the Bottom! ™


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Another great use for material also used by our MST crew:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kU8OJAOMbPg

The visual fun kicks in about 2:50 or so on this great tune. : )


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Nope, not actually dead... yet.
Just feeling like a warmed-over version of it, as I alphabetically work my way through humanity's known diseases list.
Hope to see you again soon, hybrid ailments permitting. Cheers!


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Stay tuned for The Dim Sum Reaper, over most of these serving suggestions... uh, stations.


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“Well, here’s your problem - you’re dead!”
- riff from The Beast of Yucca Flats

I laughed so hard at this one I died a few more times, by accident.


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We're sorry - the number you dialed is not in service at this time. Please check back another time, or check your directory for Medically Renovated and/or Fully Healed Individuals. [Doooo-weeee-ooooo.] We're sorry - the number you dialed is not in service at this time. Please check back another time, or......


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Most people freak out when I show up singing this song to them...


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See? No need to fear the Reaper - just a tour guide, paying cosmic bills...



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My favorite summer blade is no substitute for that snowblower I sent back.


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Noooooo-body expects the reaping snowman!


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Moonlighting to make ends meet...


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Finally, a seasonal break - and some depth to our bench...


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The Reaper Tracks Santa's Every Move With Regret, Knowing that the Jolly Old Elf's "Sleighbell Runner 3000" Gig Could Have Been His IF He'd Had a Larger Downpayment and a Red Suit, NOT a Long Hoodie (with Mandatory Farm Implement Accessory). Dang.


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Some gigs have better pay and benefits.


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Back home again and taking it easy. Kind of back and kind of not. Spaced out but doing OK after the hospital's Screaming Skull Special. Thanks for the nice notes, thoughtballoons, and wordflowers!


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I'm with 'BUG' ... We Miss You, Reaper-Man ... ok, ok and Love You also ... there I said it ... Hey, that was pretty easy...Now please get your A** back so we can enjoy more of your Witty Repartee :o)'


TheLightningBug - 4 months ago
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Come home, Reaper - we love and miss you fiercely.


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Hey everyone - Thanks for all the grins and support. You've been good pals and I appreciate the Wit Exchange (like the Invention Exchange but with words) we have here. It's been a fun run. I’ve really enjoyed gabbing ’n’ grinning with everyone. I have medical miles to log, so have to keep pedaling down that lane right now. Wishing you all the very best of the seasons ahead -- all those holidays as well as those newly-minted "Season's" Greetings, fresh from the latest MST riffing family's efforts. Long live laughter!


Steve-Headed Pig-Benton - 5 months ago
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Reaper-

I'm sorry for my screwed up posts in Aileen's Rooney thread. Despite what you have endured, it is obvious to me that you have retained more grace, aplomb and mental dexterity than I. When I get confused I get overly sensitive as well. I'm sorry if I caused you any pain. I hope you are back to posting in here soon, because not only do you class up the place by your presence, your contributions are one of the few reasons for some bodies to hang around and make their observations here. So, that makes you a valuable- and rare- commodity here.

I am returning to my "safe space", which some would find ironic, as it is a political commentary website. What makes it "safe" for me, is that unlike here and other communities I once belonged, I don't give an at's rass about anyone on that site- even those I agree with. This emotional detachment makes it easy for me, as I can't misinterpret the posts of people I care about, nor do I care when I make a mammoth misread, as I can't hurt anyone for whom I care. It simplifies my life, and anymore I need simple.

Take care and deeply sorry for any pain I may have caused you.


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Taking some time away. See you on the other side of the next series of medical miracles the docs wanna test drive. Good thing I'm a cheap, and usually cordial, lab rat. (The sedatives and painkillers help, too.)


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I love the end-of-October holidays. Instead of Death By Chocolate, everyone wants Death By Pumpkin Spice.

So, then, I bring out my trainee, the very newest Spice Girl...

Gets 'em every time.


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October is crammed to the gills with medical procedures galore. Hope to check in here again before the worst of it starts, then again when the bulk of it has passed (and before checking out). Well, that's the state of shuffleboard, here on the USS Mortal Coil. Thanks for stopping in to say howdy and chuck a puck.


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Happy 65th! Is there anything left to claim with the Orange Menace in office? I'm very foggy so I won't stay on and embarrass myself with attempts at wittiness..just wanted to let you know I was thinking about you :o)


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Slowing things down tonight with this old favorite...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHyr9GS1lzo


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Anyone ELSE like a NEW disease for a change of pace - one requiring treatment with insurance-paid, ethnic food buffets and umbrella drinks? (This should NOT be too much to ask for a time when, by now, we were all supposed to have had flying cars!)

"Also, I want a new drug." - Huey Lewis & the News


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Malady of the Month:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperacusis

"Collapse tolerance" is such an exceptionally descriptive phrase for this condition. And for sooooo much else.


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"Every day, in every way..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v30HUOx6SYk


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Feeling poleaxed, flummoxed, hamstrung, flapdoodled and bollocksed?
Ask your doctor if Bollox®™ is right for you too.


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Time to freshen up that atomic cocktail, folks.
Bar could be closing any minute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzBysft2d6c


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Gotta say this soundtrack is my cuppa tea too:
http://www.club-mst3k.com/videos/442-800-stretched-out-end-credits


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My current soundtrack:
"Life. Don't talk to me about life." - Marvin the Paranoid Android
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTXOW_jJdKE


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In the words of Tom Servo, regarding my clients: "They're not dead, they're metaphysically challenged." (We all have jobs to do. I am just grateful I was promoted and am no longer Demigod of the Sewer Systems. )


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Support animals flying on airplanes can now include horses. (If there are problems, take it up with the airlines. If I show up, I'm just doing my job - it's nothing personal.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-44132340


Favorite Episodes

  1. Danger! Death Ray
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  2. The Dead Talk Back
    274
  3. Riding with Death
    380
  4. The Corpse Vanishes
    146
  5. Soultaker
    357
  6. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    192
  7. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    324
  8. The Deadly Bees
    209
  9. The Undead
    234
  10. Zombie Nightmare
    292
  11. Beginning of the End
    252
  12. It Conquered the World
    273
  13. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    323
  14. Prince of Space
    447
  15. Horror of Party Beach
    304
  16. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    234
  17. Puma Man
    499
  18. The Mole People
    193
  19. The Deadly Mantis
    207
  20. Jack Frost
    317
  21. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    207
  22. The Magic Sword
    198
  23. The Day the Earth Froze
    261
  24. Lost Continent
    235
  25. The Screaming Skull
    258
  26. Night of the Blood Beast
    304
  27. The Phantom Planet
    211
  28. The She-Creature
    167
  29. Revenge of the Creature
    212
  30. Rocket Attack USA
    145
  31. Invasion USA
    170
  32. Fugitive Alien
    318
  33. Mighty Jack
    163
  34. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    247
  35. Time of the Apes
    262
  36. Rocketship X-M
    273
  37. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    266
  38. 12 to the Moon
    197
  39. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    215
  40. First Spaceship on Venus
    150
  41. Teenagers from Outer Space
    274
  42. The Space Children
    171
  43. Tormented
    215
  44. The Rebel Set
    155
  45. The Human Duplicators
    200
  46. The Leech Woman
    227
  47. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    207
  48. The Killer Shrews
    244
  49. The Starfighters
    227
  50. Bride of the Monster
    226
  51. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    246
  52. Racket Girls
    165
  53. Girls Town
    280
  54. The Sinister Urge
    209
  55. Horrors of Spider Island
    217
  56. Terror from the Year 5000
    233
  57. I Accuse My Parents
    392
  58. The Amazing Transparent Man
    136
  59. The Projected Man
    194
  60. The Indestructible Man
    151
  61. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    204
  62. Hercules Unchained
    175
  63. Hercules and the Captive Women
    150
  64. Hercules
    150
  65. Colossus and the Headhunters
    173
  66. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    269
  67. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    217
  68. The Giant Spider Invasion
    332
  69. Werewolf
    516
  70. Earth vs. the Spider
    189
  71. San Francisco International
    251
  72. Manhunt in Space
    160
  73. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    247
  74. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    211
  75. Code Name Diamond Head
    178
  76. Operation Double 007
    226
  77. Warrior of the Lost World
    315
  78. Space Mutiny
    868
  79. Pod People
    541
  80. Time Chasers
    421
  81. Final Justice
    256
  82. Mitchell
    560
  83. The Final Sacrifice
    731
  84. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    659
  85. The Atomic Brain
    163
  86. Jungle Goddess
    179
  87. Radar Secret Service
    214
  88. Teenage Caveman
    148
  89. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    188
  90. Teenage Strangler
    303
  91. Teenage Crime Wave
    175
  92. The Violent Years
    163
  93. Bloodlust
    180
  94. Swamp Diamonds
    147
  95. High School Big Shot
    181
  96. The Creeping Terror
    241
  97. The Brute Man
    208
  98. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    220
  99. The Wild World of Batwoman
    225
  100. Gunslinger
    158
  101. Last of the Wild Horses
    157
  102. The Giant Gila Monster
    243
  103. Cave Dwellers
    415
  104. Outlaw of Gor
    301
  105. Monster A-Go Go
    327
  106. Devil Doll
    239
  107. The Unearthly
    190
  108. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    187
  109. Gorgo
    164
  110. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    295
  111. Gamera
    232
  112. Gamera vs. Guiron
    238
  113. Gamera vs. Zigra
    165
  114. Gamera vs. Barugon
    167
  115. The Amazing Colossal Man
    201
  116. War of the Colossal Beast
    214
  117. Gamera vs. Gaos
    143
  118. The Incredible Melting Man
    267
  119. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    407
  120. Space Travelers
    147
  121. Stranded in Space
    124
  122. The Skydivers
    264
  123. King Dinosaur
    193
  124. Being from Another Planet
    188
  125. The Sword and the Dragon
    214
  126. Angels' Revenge
    202
  127. Laserblast
    379
  128. Future War
    251
  129. City Limits
    166
  130. Girl in Gold Boots
    267
  131. Escape 2000
    245
  132. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    203
  133. Devil Fish
    245
  134. The Touch of Satan
    331
  135. Track of the Moon Beast
    268
  136. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    331
  137. Eegah
    375
  138. Ring of Terror
    185
  139. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    266
  140. Master Ninja I
    247
  141. Master Ninja II
    153
  142. Village of the Giants
    190
  143. Hobgoblins
    375
  144. Squirm
    227
  145. Quest of the Delta Knights
    251
  146. Crash of the Moons
    164
  147. Red Zone Cuba
    221
  148. It Lives by Night
    167
  149. Santa Claus
    284
  150. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    286
  151. Hamlet
    174
  152. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    167
  153. Daddy-O
    240
  154. The Beatniks
    179
  155. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    215
  156. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    313
  157. Catalina Caper
    254
  158. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    145
  159. Alien from L.A.
    265
  160. Kitten with a Whip
    147
  161. Wild Rebels
    158
  162. The Hellcats
    110
  163. The Sidehackers
    197
  164. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    149
  165. The Crawling Eye
    251
  166. The Crawling Hand
    152
  167. The Black Scorpion
    116
  168. The Slime People
    121
  169. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    162
  170. Untamed Youth
    131
  171. Robot Monster
    147
  172. The Mad Monster
    134
  173. Moon Zero Two
    187
  174. Project Moonbase
    110
  175. Robot Holocaust
    146
  176. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    196
  177. Reptilicus
    28
  178. Diabolik
    203
  179. The Loves of Hercules
    15
  180. The Beast of Hollow Mountain
    22
  181. The Time Travelers
    16
  182. Starcrash
    31
  183. The Land that Time Forgot
    18
  184. At the Earth's Core
    16
  185. Cry Wilderness
    32
  186. The Christmas that Almost Wasn't
    13
  187. Avalanche
    32
  188. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom
    24
  189. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II
    17
  190. Carnival Magic
    15
  191. Yongary
    16
  192. The Day Time Ended
    6
  193. Killer Fish
    4
  194. Lords of the Deep
    4
  195. Mac and Me
    6
  196. Ator
    6
  197. Atlantic Rim
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TheLightningBug - 23 days ago
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Here comes the [fucking] rain, again - falling through my roof like a memory... a very CLEAR memory... a RECENT memory... [sigh}


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Forum - 19 days ago
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This is more of a rant than a thread, so forgive me. The Turner Classic Movies channel scraped the very bottom of the barrel last week in screening, "Marooned", better known as that stinker episode #401, "Space Travelers". And how do you think 'Rotten Tomatoes' rates this piece of cinematic phlegm? A mind-boggling 100%! Mon Dieu! The Oscar-winning, "My Fair Lady", only rates a 96%! Who could have thought there was such a piece of celluloid perfection gracing the screens of MST3k, with only 147 laighs?!


Forum - 19 days ago
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I know this is probably not news to most but there is a pretty happening site I stumbled into weeks ago called Tubi TV. It's as if this site had me in mind. The show lots of good/bad horror movies, westerns, several MST3K's, Some RIFFTRAX, Film Crew, CT and plenty of movie. They are ACTUALLY free with just 1 or 2 commercials per show that last 30 secs or so(looking at you Pluto TV). Like I said, probably new only to me but thought I'd pass it along.


Recent Riffs

305 - Stranded in Space - 19 days ago
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Nothin' up muh sleeve.
Again?


305 - Stranded in Space - 19 days ago
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Home is where the hypo is.


305 - Stranded in Space - 19 days ago
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And now, back to "Colossus: The Forbin Project."


305 - Stranded in Space - 19 days ago
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C'mon, do I have to hose you off like dogs? Get in here...


305 - Stranded in Space - 20 days ago
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I'm half Bondo®.


305 - Stranded in Space - 20 days ago
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I'm not buyin' Trojans® with you dressed like that - and quit followin' me! Spread out! C'mon, we look conspicuous!


305 - Stranded in Space - 20 days ago
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(man drops book) I thought that was a book you couldn't put down!


305 - Stranded in Space - 21 days ago
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Stryker's a good cop!


305 - Stranded in Space - 22 days ago
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Thanks for the "horse" MaryLou.


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Buy shrimp where you work or play!


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Anyway, now, I'm hiding in here because dogs keep burying me and digging me up.


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"Have you ever seen these things work before?"
- King Oscar Fish Balls?