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TV's Gort - over 2 years ago
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Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around
Since I was born.
And now it's all right. It's OK.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man.
Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.
Well now, I get low and I get high,
And if I can't get either, I really try.
Got the wings of heaven on my shoes.
I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose.
You know it's all right. It's OK.
I'll live to see another day.
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man.
Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.
Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me, yeah.
Stayin' alive.
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm,
I've been kicked around since I was born.
And now it's all right. It's OK.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man.
Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.
Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me, yeah.
I'm stayin' alive.
Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me, yeah.
I'm stayin' alive.
Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me, yeah.
I'm stayin' alive.
Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me, yeah.
I'm stayin' alive.

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  2. Robot Holocaust
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  3. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
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  5. The Mad Monster
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This "upcreep" is killing me!
105 - The Corpse Vanishes - over 2 years ago
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Love Joel's wonderfully misspoken moments. At 51:15, while the doc is watching the reporter sleep: "Sure, I love my wife but the upcreep [sic] on her is unbelievable..." Must have been a miscue on "upkeep." Right up there with "abhor" for "implore," and "lar-nix" for "larynx." Good job, Joel. Especially meaningful in this (up)creepy movie!


From the Club MST3K Mailbag...
Forum - 7 months ago
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Dear Club MST3K,

Have really missed you!

If not too forward of me, and if we're not too incompatible as life forms, please let me know approximately whereabouts on your personage I may hug you, and for how long - before it gets, you know, awkward.

Signed,

Shemp Lugosi
(aka TD Reaper)


Captionnez Vous Ceci
Forum - about 2 years ago
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....and this week....
Forum - almost 2 years ago
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The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon
Forum - almost 2 years ago
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A short film by Richard Gale, in the style of a trailer. I thought it might appeal to some of you lot: https://youtu.be/9VDvgL58h_Y


I tried...
Forum - almost 2 years ago
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Before their first home game of the season, the Toronto Wolfpack held a vote to name their new mascot. I humbly suggested that, with Bruce J.Mitchell's death in mind, they should name it after Canada's greatest hero.

No dice. :-(


Caption This (then I'll give it a rest for a week)
Forum - about 2 years ago
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Caption...you know the drill
Forum - about 2 years ago
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Explain Your Avatar
Forum - about 2 years ago
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Some of these forum avatars are too damn small to make out what/who they are. Who has some 'splainin' to do?

...and get off my damn lawn....


Recent Riffs

105 - The Corpse Vanishes - over 2 years ago
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I just love to watch her sleep. Look at how pretty her hair looks. Her pajamas are darling. Sure, I love my wife but the upkeep on her is unbelievable, it's outrageous. Seven corpses a week! If only she could cut back. Now I'll walk backwards.


105 - The Corpse Vanishes - over 2 years ago
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"Instead of a coffin, it was a box filled with this stuff..."
Olive loaf.


109 - Project Moonbase - about 2 years ago
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If you can solve this puzzle you can get married. Then try solve THAT puzzle.


109 - Project Moonbase - about 2 years ago
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I love the smell of Spacom in the morning - it smells like chicory.


109 - Project Moonbase - about 2 years ago
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(unloads boxes from rocket) They all say "occupant."


109 - Project Moonbase - about 2 years ago
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And it's filled with cat food. This rocket was supposed to go to the Cat Women of the Moon!


109 - Project Moonbase - about 2 years ago
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This is no time to make dust angels. Get up!


109 - Project Moonbase - about 2 years ago
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Cliff diving on the moon!


109 - Project Moonbase - about 2 years ago
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(message appears on screen) Sounds like they're still typing it.


109 - Project Moonbase - about 2 years ago
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You know, my flying helmet's really hard on my scalp, Ted. How do you keep yours so smooth and young looking besides using shellac all the time?


109 - Project Moonbase - about 2 years ago
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Tom: Does Cody normally travel with a full radio pack on?
Crow: It's his Radio Flyer.
Tom: Flying ham outfit.


108 - The Slime People - about 2 years ago
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Oh, but that a man might.... uroahh.