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Rocket J. Forklift (Paul-Gabriel Wiener)
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Hi there! There's no place for an "about me" thing in the profile, so I'm posting on my own wall. If you're curious enough to come to this page, maybe you want to know something. So here are a few things, in no particular order:

* I have long names. Call me whatever works. I usually go by "Paul." "Rocky" works here. The full screen name is just there to amuse me.

* "Favorite" episodes are unsorted, and somewhat arbitrary. Depends on my mood when I watched. But I'm generally not one to pick favorites. I enjoy something or not, on its own terms. I don't like pitting them against each other to say which is better or not as good.

* I'm fairly open about stuff, and I like getting to know cool people. Feel free to drop me a line, ask questions, check out my FB profile. Or not. Whatever floats your giant turtle.

That's it for now. Have a MSTie day, and keep circulating the AVI files!


Favorite Episodes

  1. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    203
  2. Phase IV
    57
  3. SST: Death Flight
    75
  4. Robot Monster
    152
  5. Moon Zero Two
    195
  6. Untamed Youth
    132
  7. Cave Dwellers
    423
  8. Pod People
    554
  9. Catalina Caper
    259
  10. Time of the Apes
    270
  11. War of the Colossal Beast
    219
  12. The Unearthly
    197
  13. The Giant Gila Monster
    248
  14. Teenagers from Outer Space
    277
  15. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    210
  16. Hercules Unchained
    179
  17. Mighty Jack
    168
  18. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    250
  19. Fugitive Alien
    324
  20. The Magic Sword
    204
  21. Hercules and the Captive Women
    153
  22. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    220
  23. The Rebel Set
    156
  24. The Human Duplicators
    203
  25. Bride of the Monster
    230
  26. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    667
  27. Warrior of the Lost World
    324
  28. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    213
  29. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    212
  30. Operation Double 007
    229
  31. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    219
  32. Gunslinger
    160
  33. Mitchell
    569
  34. The Wild World of Batwoman
    226
  35. Alien from L.A.
    271
  36. Outlaw of Gor
    309
  37. Radar Secret Service
    219
  38. 12 to the Moon
    199
  39. The Skydivers
    267
  40. Last of the Wild Horses
    159
  41. The Starfighters
    231

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NCNL XIIIX
Forum - 12 days ago
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I keep trying to make these uncommentable and you keep frustrating me. This should learn ya.


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I just noticed for the first time, when they were X-Raying the mummy, they were all just standing around it with no protection. They all got Ten times the normal does.


Forum - about 1 month ago
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Which KTMA ep would you most like see riffed in later seasons and which trio would you like doing the riffing? Choose ones not reriffed already in later eps and feel free to choose multiple eps and trios(I like the word trio).


203 - Jungle Goddess - over 3 years ago
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I give up. What is a five letter word for rum & diet Pepsi?


423 - Bride of the Monster - over 3 years ago
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1. The door-to-door salesman's real problem is that he couldn't bring his product to even the fifth house on the street. It was only a four-door car.

2. Lobo takes several shots point blank and keeps advancing. When he turns around, there's no sign of a bullet hole. What's he made of?

3. Then Dr. I Can't Believe It's Not Bela Legosiā„¢ drops a glass jar on his head, and he's down for the count?

4. That is one massive, fiery mushroom cloud. You'd need a multi-megaton explosion to get a cloud like that. How does it not wipe out everything within a mile? And how do you get an octopus of unusual size (though there are larger squid) to blow up like that?


Ideas for movies.
Forum - 6 months ago
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What movies would you like to see the show tackle in a future episode?

I'd LOVE for Jonah and the bots to riff Yor, the Hunter From the Future. It has Reb Brown from Space Mutiny, that alone would make for a great episode.


Host Swap
Forum - about 1 month ago
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I was staring at my silly Funko collection earlier today. My Crow & Servo Pops are sandwiched between Darth Vader and Drax the Destroyer. Got me to thinking: If you could, who would you swap out Joel/Mike/Jonah with as an alternate host (Real or Fictional).
I admit, Dave Bautista's Drax would probably be terrible at riffing, but James Earl Jones incredible voice might make for an interesting changeup in the theater.


Guess the riff!
Forum - about 2 months ago
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Construct a riff using early-2000s A.D. hieroglyphics, and see if people can guess it. Aaaaaaaandd.... engage.


Recent Riffs

113 - The Black Scorpion - over 3 years ago
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You know, Gary talked that way to me once. ... Once.


311 - It Conquered the World - over 3 years ago
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He never used to make deals with the devil before...


607 - Bloodlust - over 3 years ago
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Thank you for your request to come pick you up. We are sorry to inform you that we cannot...


414 - Tormented - over 3 years ago
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Charles Moffett...


K09 - Phase IV - over 3 years ago
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Servo: Come on, Joel! We're joshing you!
(Does it count as a riff if it's in a host segment? What if it's meta?)


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - over 3 years ago
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So. So, I told Gary that I was going on this vacation. So he goes, "Well, then, I'm goin' huntin' with Jeff next weekend." Well, then, that's when we were at Nigh's. Well, then Lou sang Fernando, and Gary, oh he sings so good. You should meet Jeff sometime. Do you like Barry Manilow songs? I know that farmers need rain, but when it's damp like this, my hair just explodes! Just explodes. Ooo, I'm feeling kinda gassy. McNuggets, they make me so gassy, you know all that grease, you know. It really helps if you drink 8-10 glasses of water a day. But you know sometimes I drink 5, sometimes I drink 9 to make up for the other 3 I didn't drink. Coffee and diet drinks don't count, either. You know, this is pretty country, isn't it? You know it's really kind of a blessing in disguise that I didn't get accepted to college, huh? You know, I'm going to have to revise my twenty year plan, but... Oh, did I tell you about my twenty year plan? Okay, well. Okay, listen here. In year one, this is the year where I'm going to take off those extra seven pounds. You know that's equal to seven pounds of butter? Heh heh heh! So it's like I'm wearin' seven pounds of butter! Ha! Eh, oh... Where was I? Oh, oh yes. So my aunt and uncle here were celebrating their twentieth anniversary. My uncle wanted to sing Sunrise, Sunset. He wanted me to sing that, and I haven't sung that since Cindy's wedding, and, well, she never thanked me for that. Well, I'm still, uh... Well, she's probably really busy and all...


K15 - Superdome - almost 2 years ago
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"Show them a quarterback and all they see is a capitol asset..."
Only off by two letters.


K14 - Mighty Jack - almost 2 years ago
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He looks like Frank Conniff.


K14 - Mighty Jack - almost 2 years ago
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They dubbed his fingers!


K14 - Mighty Jack - almost 2 years ago
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What some street performers will do to get an audience...


K10 - Cosmic Princess - almost 2 years ago
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It's the gorilla his dreams.


311 - It Conquered the World - over 3 years ago
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Hey, where's the voiceover guy? Did he go to the bathroom or something?