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Rocket J. Forklift (Paul-Gabriel Wiener)
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Hi there! There's no place for an "about me" thing in the profile, so I'm posting on my own wall. If you're curious enough to come to this page, maybe you want to know something. So here are a few things, in no particular order:

* I have long names. Call me whatever works. I usually go by "Paul." "Rocky" works here. The full screen name is just there to amuse me.

* "Favorite" episodes are unsorted, and somewhat arbitrary. Depends on my mood when I watched. But I'm generally not one to pick favorites. I enjoy something or not, on its own terms. I don't like pitting them against each other to say which is better or not as good.

* I'm fairly open about stuff, and I like getting to know cool people. Feel free to drop me a line, ask questions, check out my FB profile. Or not. Whatever floats your giant turtle.

That's it for now. Have a MSTie day, and keep circulating the AVI files!


Favorite Episodes

  1. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    182
  2. Phase IV
    50
  3. SST: Death Flight
    72
  4. Robot Monster
    137
  5. Moon Zero Two
    172
  6. Untamed Youth
    121
  7. Cave Dwellers
    385
  8. Pod People
    505
  9. Catalina Caper
    246
  10. Time of the Apes
    245
  11. War of the Colossal Beast
    202
  12. The Unearthly
    178
  13. The Giant Gila Monster
    216
  14. Teenagers from Outer Space
    246
  15. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    188
  16. Hercules Unchained
    160
  17. Mighty Jack
    152
  18. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    227
  19. Fugitive Alien
    294
  20. The Magic Sword
    182
  21. Hercules and the Captive Women
    137
  22. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    197
  23. The Rebel Set
    142
  24. The Human Duplicators
    182
  25. Bride of the Monster
    204
  26. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    618
  27. Warrior of the Lost World
    287
  28. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    189
  29. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    191
  30. Operation Double 007
    206
  31. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    202
  32. Gunslinger
    143
  33. Mitchell
    522
  34. The Wild World of Batwoman
    205
  35. Alien from L.A.
    248
  36. Outlaw of Gor
    282
  37. Radar Secret Service
    193
  38. 12 to the Moon
    179
  39. The Skydivers
    237
  40. Last of the Wild Horses
    141
  41. The Starfighters
    208

Recent Comments with recent replies

414 - Tormented - 8 months ago
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Tom Stewart killed me, Tom Stewart killed me, Tom Stewart killed me!


Forum - 4 days ago
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what the heck happened to the forum? what's with these timestamps? "about three hours ago" "over 4 years ago" "9 months ago".
WTF?


1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z - about 10 hours ago
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Weird but craving fish stix now with sargassum sauce


K11 - Humanoid Woman - 26 days ago
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Right at the beginning of the movie, the screen at the center of the ship's instrument panel flashes "KY," and immediately after the pilot says "Sergei" as two distinct syllables so it comes out sounding more like "they're gay!" I don't know what Joel could have done with that, really, especially back then, but it kind of feels like a missed opportunity.


Coke Bottle Deity
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@ 17:16 Joel says, "What...did somebody drop a coke bottle all of a sudden?"
If you know where this statement originated...post your comment!


Llama
Forum - 6 days ago
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*squeakily, in a Southern drawl* You people got matches for Xterra?


Trivia Game...?
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@ 16:28 Tom says: "Is that a girl my Lord in a flatbed Ford slowin' down to take a look at me?"
If you know where that line comes from, post your comment


Wow, what's with all the ancient posts popping up here?
Forum - 7 days ago
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At the top of the posts, in small type, I'm seeing an episode number and movie title followed by a username, but no post title, and the posts are all maybe four or five years old. Are these episode page comments which have somehow "leaked" into the main forum?


Recent Riffs

K15 - Superdome - 24 days ago
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"Show them a quarterback and all they see is a capitol asset..."
Only off by two letters.


K14 - Mighty Jack - 24 days ago
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He looks like Frank Conniff.


K14 - Mighty Jack - 24 days ago
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They dubbed his fingers!


K14 - Mighty Jack - 24 days ago
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What some street performers will do to get an audience...


K10 - Cosmic Princess - 26 days ago
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It's the gorilla his dreams.


311 - It Conquered the World - over 1 year ago
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Hey, where's the voiceover guy? Did he go to the bathroom or something?


108 - The Slime People - over 1 year ago
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"Did you actually see the wall?" No, I saw them on the Dark Side of the Moon tour.


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The unspoken language of bald men.


108 - The Slime People - over 1 year ago
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Kissing you is like plunging my tongue into a vat of shiitake mushrooms.


408 - Hercules Unchained - over 1 year ago
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"What's my name?" Who's my daddy? Is he rich like me?


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - over 1 year ago
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So. So, I told Gary that I was going on this vacation. So he goes, "Well, then, I'm goin' huntin' with Jeff next weekend." Well, then, that's when we were at Nigh's. Well, then Lou sang Fernando, and Gary, oh he sings so good. You should meet Jeff sometime. Do you like Barry Manilow songs? I know that farmers need rain, but when it's damp like this, my hair just explodes! Just explodes. Ooo, I'm feeling kinda gassy. McNuggets, they make me so gassy, you know all that grease, you know. It really helps if you drink 8-10 glasses of water a day. But you know sometimes I drink 5, sometimes I drink 9 to make up for the other 3 I didn't drink. Coffee and diet drinks don't count, either. You know, this is pretty country, isn't it? You know it's really kind of a blessing in disguise that I didn't get accepted to college, huh? You know, I'm going to have to revise my twenty year plan, but... Oh, did I tell you about my twenty year plan? Okay, well. Okay, listen here. In year one, this is the year where I'm going to take off those extra seven pounds. You know that's equal to seven pounds of butter? Heh heh heh! So it's like I'm wearin' seven pounds of butter! Ha! Eh, oh... Where was I? Oh, oh yes. So my aunt and uncle here were celebrating their twentieth anniversary. My uncle wanted to sing Sunrise, Sunset. He wanted me to sing that, and I haven't sung that since Cindy's wedding, and, well, she never thanked me for that. Well, I'm still, uh... Well, she's probably really busy and all...


502 - Hercules - over 1 year ago
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(Chariot runs out of control) PUT IT IN SECOND!