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Rocket J. Forklift (Paul-Gabriel Wiener)
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Hi there! There's no place for an "about me" thing in the profile, so I'm posting on my own wall. If you're curious enough to come to this page, maybe you want to know something. So here are a few things, in no particular order:

* I have long names. Call me whatever works. I usually go by "Paul." "Rocky" works here. The full screen name is just there to amuse me.

* "Favorite" episodes are unsorted, and somewhat arbitrary. Depends on my mood when I watched. But I'm generally not one to pick favorites. I enjoy something or not, on its own terms. I don't like pitting them against each other to say which is better or not as good.

* I'm fairly open about stuff, and I like getting to know cool people. Feel free to drop me a line, ask questions, check out my FB profile. Or not. Whatever floats your giant turtle.

That's it for now. Have a MSTie day, and keep circulating the AVI files!


Favorite Episodes

  1. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    186
  2. Phase IV
    50
  3. SST: Death Flight
    72
  4. Robot Monster
    139
  5. Moon Zero Two
    177
  6. Untamed Youth
    123
  7. Cave Dwellers
    389
  8. Pod People
    514
  9. Catalina Caper
    246
  10. Time of the Apes
    248
  11. War of the Colossal Beast
    205
  12. The Unearthly
    179
  13. The Giant Gila Monster
    221
  14. Teenagers from Outer Space
    254
  15. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    193
  16. Hercules Unchained
    166
  17. Mighty Jack
    156
  18. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    233
  19. Fugitive Alien
    301
  20. The Magic Sword
    190
  21. Hercules and the Captive Women
    140
  22. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    206
  23. The Rebel Set
    144
  24. The Human Duplicators
    185
  25. Bride of the Monster
    208
  26. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    622
  27. Warrior of the Lost World
    293
  28. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    193
  29. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    195
  30. Operation Double 007
    210
  31. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    204
  32. Gunslinger
    144
  33. Mitchell
    531
  34. The Wild World of Batwoman
    211
  35. Alien from L.A.
    252
  36. Outlaw of Gor
    286
  37. Radar Secret Service
    198
  38. 12 to the Moon
    182
  39. The Skydivers
    241
  40. Last of the Wild Horses
    143
  41. The Starfighters
    213

Recent Comments with recent replies

Forum - 23 days ago
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I'm going to try to see Frank and Trace next month at their show in Brooklyn on Thursday January 25th. Anyone else interested? Tickets are $20. themadsareback.com


818 - Devil Doll - about 3 years ago
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I've been put to sleep by this at least 5 times. Devil doll has to be the most boring of all the experiments.


421 - Monster A-Go Go - over 5 years ago
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"Radiation repellant"? God almighty.


315 - Teenage Caveman - almost 5 years ago
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This film actually was not too bad. I actually got drawn into the plot. Robert Vaughn is a solid lead actor and the story is fairly solid. Some tweaks could have made this a good film:

1) You'll accept some bad science as acceptable breaks for reality for story contrivances, but the coda talked about monsters and dinosaurs having come back, for no reason at all. I'd have taken the radioactive long-lived anthropologists as tragic and a key plot figure if not the rest of the garbage.

2) The message speech at the end was way too sanctimonious. Need to dial that back a bit.

3) Too much padding with scenes of people just wandering around, or chasing stuff with no purpose. Some of that can be effective and artistic, but only when there's an actual point to it, which isn't here. Less of that, and more development of relationships between characters would have helped.

4) Silly usage of stock footage...but that's unavoidable to some degree with the budgeting.

5) The accents....eesh. Something that stands out a bit less to our ears and is more consistent among the cast should be a goal.

6) Those dogs really needed to look much less like pets.


Season 11 + New Video Link Possibilities
Forum - 14 days ago
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Club MST3k has always been a video embedding site (mostly for Youtube videos) where the community keeps the links up-to-date. With the more official channels making more full episode videos available, it seemed like a good idea to allow links out to those videos, even if they dont allow video embedding. So henceforth, you can add links to episodes from shoutfactorytv.com, mst3k.com, netflix.com, hulu.com, and archive.org

And with that change, it makes sense to add Season 11 episodes, which I shall now do...stand by


202 - The Sidehackers - over 2 years ago
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Man, I will never understand women... Why would J.C.'s girlfriend even be with a psycho loser like him, but then to try cheat on him with a guy who is clearly in a committed relationship. Then she lies to try to get that guy killed for a polite rebuff? SHE is the real villain of the movie!


111 - Moon Zero Two - almost 2 years ago
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Moon Bar, Moon dollars, Moonopoly. I'm kind of surprised they didn't call it the Moonorail.


101 - The Crawling Eye - about 2 years ago
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Kind of weird to have Josh doing most of the fat jokes. He wasn't exactly a lightweight back then. Growing up as the fat kid, I guess I learned to beat people to those jokes. But always at myself. Never at anyone else.


It was worth a shot
Forum - 22 days ago
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I ended up being convinced that The Forum is better without episode comments included. Just had to find time on a Saturday to put in the work.

It has been an awesome 2017, and here's hoping 2018 is even better. HPNY


I'm feelin' so blue
911 - Devil Fish - 28 days ago
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It's pretty apparent that this movie has gone out of it's way, to really push the color blue! Pay attention to it and you'll see it, and it's through out the entire movie. What the hell did they do that for!?


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Can somebody give me the link


Recent Riffs

414 - Tormented - almost 2 years ago
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Charles Moffett...


K09 - Phase IV - about 2 years ago
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Servo: Come on, Joel! We're joshing you!
(Does it count as a riff if it's in a host segment? What if it's meta?)


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - almost 2 years ago
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So. So, I told Gary that I was going on this vacation. So he goes, "Well, then, I'm goin' huntin' with Jeff next weekend." Well, then, that's when we were at Nigh's. Well, then Lou sang Fernando, and Gary, oh he sings so good. You should meet Jeff sometime. Do you like Barry Manilow songs? I know that farmers need rain, but when it's damp like this, my hair just explodes! Just explodes. Ooo, I'm feeling kinda gassy. McNuggets, they make me so gassy, you know all that grease, you know. It really helps if you drink 8-10 glasses of water a day. But you know sometimes I drink 5, sometimes I drink 9 to make up for the other 3 I didn't drink. Coffee and diet drinks don't count, either. You know, this is pretty country, isn't it? You know it's really kind of a blessing in disguise that I didn't get accepted to college, huh? You know, I'm going to have to revise my twenty year plan, but... Oh, did I tell you about my twenty year plan? Okay, well. Okay, listen here. In year one, this is the year where I'm going to take off those extra seven pounds. You know that's equal to seven pounds of butter? Heh heh heh! So it's like I'm wearin' seven pounds of butter! Ha! Eh, oh... Where was I? Oh, oh yes. So my aunt and uncle here were celebrating their twentieth anniversary. My uncle wanted to sing Sunrise, Sunset. He wanted me to sing that, and I haven't sung that since Cindy's wedding, and, well, she never thanked me for that. Well, I'm still, uh... Well, she's probably really busy and all...


K15 - Superdome - 4 months ago
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"Show them a quarterback and all they see is a capitol asset..."
Only off by two letters.


K14 - Mighty Jack - 4 months ago
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He looks like Frank Conniff.


K14 - Mighty Jack - 4 months ago
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They dubbed his fingers!


K14 - Mighty Jack - 4 months ago
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What some street performers will do to get an audience...


K10 - Cosmic Princess - 4 months ago
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It's the gorilla his dreams.


311 - It Conquered the World - almost 2 years ago
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Hey, where's the voiceover guy? Did he go to the bathroom or something?


108 - The Slime People - almost 2 years ago
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"Did you actually see the wall?" No, I saw them on the Dark Side of the Moon tour.


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The unspoken language of bald men.


108 - The Slime People - almost 2 years ago
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Kissing you is like plunging my tongue into a vat of shiitake mushrooms.