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Rocket J. Forklift (Paul-Gabriel Wiener)
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Hi there! There's no place for an "about me" thing in the profile, so I'm posting on my own wall. If you're curious enough to come to this page, maybe you want to know something. So here are a few things, in no particular order:

* I have long names. Call me whatever works. I usually go by "Paul." "Rocky" works here. The full screen name is just there to amuse me.

* "Favorite" episodes are unsorted, and somewhat arbitrary. Depends on my mood when I watched. But I'm generally not one to pick favorites. I enjoy something or not, on its own terms. I don't like pitting them against each other to say which is better or not as good.

* I'm fairly open about stuff, and I like getting to know cool people. Feel free to drop me a line, ask questions, check out my FB profile. Or not. Whatever floats your giant turtle.

That's it for now. Have a MSTie day, and keep circulating the AVI files!


Favorite Episodes

  1. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    191
  2. Phase IV
    54
  3. SST: Death Flight
    74
  4. Robot Monster
    144
  5. Moon Zero Two
    182
  6. Untamed Youth
    126
  7. Cave Dwellers
    405
  8. Pod People
    528
  9. Catalina Caper
    250
  10. Time of the Apes
    253
  11. War of the Colossal Beast
    209
  12. The Unearthly
    182
  13. The Giant Gila Monster
    233
  14. Teenagers from Outer Space
    263
  15. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    200
  16. Hercules Unchained
    170
  17. Mighty Jack
    160
  18. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    241
  19. Fugitive Alien
    311
  20. The Magic Sword
    194
  21. Hercules and the Captive Women
    146
  22. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    210
  23. The Rebel Set
    151
  24. The Human Duplicators
    196
  25. Bride of the Monster
    218
  26. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    639
  27. Warrior of the Lost World
    305
  28. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    202
  29. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    199
  30. Operation Double 007
    218
  31. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    209
  32. Gunslinger
    151
  33. Mitchell
    543
  34. The Wild World of Batwoman
    216
  35. Alien from L.A.
    259
  36. Outlaw of Gor
    295
  37. Radar Secret Service
    208
  38. 12 to the Moon
    187
  39. The Skydivers
    257
  40. Last of the Wild Horses
    150
  41. The Starfighters
    222

Recent Comments with recent replies

602 - Invasion USA - almost 4 years ago
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Oh, come on... multiple atomic weapons are dropped on NYC and ONLY 30k are killed? gimme a break. That should be at LEAST 6 digits....


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So Bat Woman never takes off her mask or uses any other name, her headquarters is the living room and back yard of her house, and she gives out the address to anyone who asks. Does the mailbox say "B. Woman"?

Meantime, the villain's master plan:
1. Embark on a years-long life of crime.
2. Hire a mad scientist whose specialty is a drug that makes people dance.
3. Invent a "nuclear-powered hearing aid" capable of eavesdropping on anything.
4. Attempt to patent it (which involves publicly filing complete design specifications).
5. Steal his own prototype.
... All because he gets off on listening to other people's phone conversations and wanted to be able to do it without anyone knowing it was him. I think he could have saved a few steps there.

So, any guesses: Is the bat logo supposed to be a tattoo or hand-painted?


319 - War of the Colossal Beast - over 2 years ago
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Anti-Polish
701 - Night of the Blood Beast - over 2 years ago
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Crow's ethnic slur about 50.0 is rather jarring.


Source of only some image
Forum - 19 days ago
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You can milk everything on this platform and then I love you maybe ten minutes after that you pay extra for unhappy ending.


コメントしないでください。ラリーをしないでください。( + )
Forum - 22 days ago
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ルールは非常にクリアです!拒否しないでください!

私のホバークラフトはうなぎで満たされています。


506 - Eegah - over 2 years ago
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No "smoke on the Watters" riff during the opening titles? Kind of disappointed. I wonder why they didn't.


512 - Mitchell - over 2 years ago
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So what happened to the rich guy who shot the burglar?


I’ve got Batman In My Basement riffing Ideas
Forum - about 2 months ago
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Admit it, the one of the worse episodes in Batman TAS was I’ve got Batman In My Basement, when kids find batman injured and nurse him back to health while Penguin finds him and some Home alone shenaggians occer....
Let’s Riff
Vultures at the start: I didn’t know that gotham was a desart.
Youer turns :)


Recent Riffs

311 - It Conquered the World - over 2 years ago
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He never used to make deals with the devil before...


607 - Bloodlust - over 2 years ago
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Thank you for your request to come pick you up. We are sorry to inform you that we cannot...


414 - Tormented - over 2 years ago
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Charles Moffett...


K09 - Phase IV - over 2 years ago
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Servo: Come on, Joel! We're joshing you!
(Does it count as a riff if it's in a host segment? What if it's meta?)


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - over 2 years ago
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So. So, I told Gary that I was going on this vacation. So he goes, "Well, then, I'm goin' huntin' with Jeff next weekend." Well, then, that's when we were at Nigh's. Well, then Lou sang Fernando, and Gary, oh he sings so good. You should meet Jeff sometime. Do you like Barry Manilow songs? I know that farmers need rain, but when it's damp like this, my hair just explodes! Just explodes. Ooo, I'm feeling kinda gassy. McNuggets, they make me so gassy, you know all that grease, you know. It really helps if you drink 8-10 glasses of water a day. But you know sometimes I drink 5, sometimes I drink 9 to make up for the other 3 I didn't drink. Coffee and diet drinks don't count, either. You know, this is pretty country, isn't it? You know it's really kind of a blessing in disguise that I didn't get accepted to college, huh? You know, I'm going to have to revise my twenty year plan, but... Oh, did I tell you about my twenty year plan? Okay, well. Okay, listen here. In year one, this is the year where I'm going to take off those extra seven pounds. You know that's equal to seven pounds of butter? Heh heh heh! So it's like I'm wearin' seven pounds of butter! Ha! Eh, oh... Where was I? Oh, oh yes. So my aunt and uncle here were celebrating their twentieth anniversary. My uncle wanted to sing Sunrise, Sunset. He wanted me to sing that, and I haven't sung that since Cindy's wedding, and, well, she never thanked me for that. Well, I'm still, uh... Well, she's probably really busy and all...


K15 - Superdome - 12 months ago
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"Show them a quarterback and all they see is a capitol asset..."
Only off by two letters.


K14 - Mighty Jack - 12 months ago
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He looks like Frank Conniff.


K14 - Mighty Jack - 12 months ago
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They dubbed his fingers!


K14 - Mighty Jack - 12 months ago
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What some street performers will do to get an audience...


K10 - Cosmic Princess - 12 months ago
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It's the gorilla his dreams.


311 - It Conquered the World - over 2 years ago
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Hey, where's the voiceover guy? Did he go to the bathroom or something?


108 - The Slime People - over 2 years ago
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"Did you actually see the wall?" No, I saw them on the Dark Side of the Moon tour.