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Rocket J. Forklift (Paul-Gabriel Wiener)
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Hi there! There's no place for an "about me" thing in the profile, so I'm posting on my own wall. If you're curious enough to come to this page, maybe you want to know something. So here are a few things, in no particular order:

* I have long names. Call me whatever works. I usually go by "Paul." "Rocky" works here. The full screen name is just there to amuse me.

* "Favorite" episodes are unsorted, and somewhat arbitrary. Depends on my mood when I watched. But I'm generally not one to pick favorites. I enjoy something or not, on its own terms. I don't like pitting them against each other to say which is better or not as good.

* I'm fairly open about stuff, and I like getting to know cool people. Feel free to drop me a line, ask questions, check out my FB profile. Or not. Whatever floats your giant turtle.

That's it for now. Have a MSTie day, and keep circulating the AVI files!


Favorite Episodes

  1. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    187
  2. Phase IV
    53
  3. SST: Death Flight
    72
  4. Robot Monster
    142
  5. Moon Zero Two
    178
  6. Untamed Youth
    125
  7. Cave Dwellers
    396
  8. Pod People
    517
  9. Catalina Caper
    248
  10. Time of the Apes
    249
  11. War of the Colossal Beast
    207
  12. The Unearthly
    180
  13. The Giant Gila Monster
    224
  14. Teenagers from Outer Space
    258
  15. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    195
  16. Hercules Unchained
    168
  17. Mighty Jack
    159
  18. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    234
  19. Fugitive Alien
    305
  20. The Magic Sword
    190
  21. Hercules and the Captive Women
    143
  22. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    207
  23. The Rebel Set
    147
  24. The Human Duplicators
    191
  25. Bride of the Monster
    214
  26. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    631
  27. Warrior of the Lost World
    298
  28. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    199
  29. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    196
  30. Operation Double 007
    213
  31. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    207
  32. Gunslinger
    146
  33. Mitchell
    536
  34. The Wild World of Batwoman
    212
  35. Alien from L.A.
    256
  36. Outlaw of Gor
    290
  37. Radar Secret Service
    203
  38. 12 to the Moon
    185
  39. The Skydivers
    248
  40. Last of the Wild Horses
    146
  41. The Starfighters
    217

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Forum - about 1 month ago
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Pretty much any movie can be made better by adding a turtle. And the bigger the turtle, the better the movie


415 - The Beatniks - about 2 years ago
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This episode has some truly great riffs, but.. Why did Joel and the bots have to keep ragging on the girls' looks? Really off-putting.


Season 11 for sale!
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Season 11 is going to be released for purchase this month. I have seen it already using less savory means (not being a Netflix user), but I do want them to get their money, so I plan on purchasing.

Currently, RT is offering a special HD pre-order of the entire season plus some other documentary-type thing for $99. You can also get individual episodes for $7.97 (normal quality) or $9.97 (HD) each.

While I would love to support both RT and the reboot at the same time, that's a little rich for my blood. Amazon is also doing pre-orders for the DVD format for $46 and $72 for Blu-ray.

Comparison shopping will now end its broadcast day.


203 - Jungle Goddess - over 2 years ago
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I give up. What is a five letter word for rum & diet Pepsi?


Forum - 28 days ago
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ICYMI, the latest Rifftrax Kickstarter is wrapping up, and they're into stretch goals. Any pledge, even $1, will get you 10 shorts as a bonus reward.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/rifftrax/rifftrax-live-2018-space-mutiny-and-krull/rewards


Laserless Mission
Forum - 29 days ago
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What MOVIE TITLE 'glaringly' doesn't live up to it's name? Choose from any of the movies the Guys/Gals have riffed. I was watching Rifftrax : Laser Mission today and I came to the conclusion that it has less lasers than Danger! Death Ray has death rays...plenty of good riffs however and the main villain was very familiar..He was Captain Devers from Space Mutiny..also 'stars' Ernest Borgnine...


111 - Moon Zero Two - about 2 years ago
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Why do the space suits have nipples?


Explain Your Avatar
Forum - about 1 month ago
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Some of these forum avatars are too damn small to make out what/who they are. Who has some 'splainin' to do?

...and get off my damn lawn....


Hungry
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Anyone know any good flame restaurants in Tokyo?


401 - Space Travelers - about 4 years ago
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Whew! How did Buzz pass the psychological testing to become an astronaut? What a babababy! Stoney should have shoved him in the opposite direction!


Recent Riffs

607 - Bloodlust - about 2 years ago
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Thank you for your request to come pick you up. We are sorry to inform you that we cannot...


414 - Tormented - about 2 years ago
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Charles Moffett...


K09 - Phase IV - over 2 years ago
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Servo: Come on, Joel! We're joshing you!
(Does it count as a riff if it's in a host segment? What if it's meta?)


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - about 2 years ago
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So. So, I told Gary that I was going on this vacation. So he goes, "Well, then, I'm goin' huntin' with Jeff next weekend." Well, then, that's when we were at Nigh's. Well, then Lou sang Fernando, and Gary, oh he sings so good. You should meet Jeff sometime. Do you like Barry Manilow songs? I know that farmers need rain, but when it's damp like this, my hair just explodes! Just explodes. Ooo, I'm feeling kinda gassy. McNuggets, they make me so gassy, you know all that grease, you know. It really helps if you drink 8-10 glasses of water a day. But you know sometimes I drink 5, sometimes I drink 9 to make up for the other 3 I didn't drink. Coffee and diet drinks don't count, either. You know, this is pretty country, isn't it? You know it's really kind of a blessing in disguise that I didn't get accepted to college, huh? You know, I'm going to have to revise my twenty year plan, but... Oh, did I tell you about my twenty year plan? Okay, well. Okay, listen here. In year one, this is the year where I'm going to take off those extra seven pounds. You know that's equal to seven pounds of butter? Heh heh heh! So it's like I'm wearin' seven pounds of butter! Ha! Eh, oh... Where was I? Oh, oh yes. So my aunt and uncle here were celebrating their twentieth anniversary. My uncle wanted to sing Sunrise, Sunset. He wanted me to sing that, and I haven't sung that since Cindy's wedding, and, well, she never thanked me for that. Well, I'm still, uh... Well, she's probably really busy and all...


K15 - Superdome - 7 months ago
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"Show them a quarterback and all they see is a capitol asset..."
Only off by two letters.


K14 - Mighty Jack - 7 months ago
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He looks like Frank Conniff.


K14 - Mighty Jack - 7 months ago
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They dubbed his fingers!


K14 - Mighty Jack - 7 months ago
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What some street performers will do to get an audience...


K10 - Cosmic Princess - 7 months ago
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It's the gorilla his dreams.


311 - It Conquered the World - about 2 years ago
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Hey, where's the voiceover guy? Did he go to the bathroom or something?


108 - The Slime People - about 2 years ago
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"Did you actually see the wall?" No, I saw them on the Dark Side of the Moon tour.


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The unspoken language of bald men.