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Finn Toozler - over 2 years ago
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Fish slapping WHAT?!! Here we go again:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLdK9zaLaG8


Finn Toozler - over 2 years ago
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Where'd that avatar go? If you're looking for that free, do-it-yourself movie marquee generator, it's right here: http://www.dubster2k.com/chicago


Jet Jaguar Abides - over 2 years ago
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Are we there yet?!? hahahaha I feel like I've been there and back without stopping in between...trying to get over a Head Cold..so excuse me if my mind wanders and i say something really stupid ;p


Jet Jaguar Abides - over 2 years ago
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I agree with Timothy Leary on a lot of things..especially the instructions he left behind about when to thaw him out of his cryogenic chamber.

"I've left specific instructions that I do not want to be brought back during a Republican administration."

Now there's a very wise sage...ok well talk later, it's time to "Turn on, tune in, drop out"


Finn Toozler - over 2 years ago
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Here you go, fans of "Century 21 Calling" and "Once Upon a Honeymoon" - the lost tape of Vicki Bennett's fun, LSD-spiked, followup salute to the telephone industry, "Story Without End":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ferUvQINBi8

(The Robo Dialers refused to appear in this short upon advice of counsel.)


Favorite Episodes

  1. Puma Man
    539
  2. Time of the Apes
    285
  3. Outlaw of Gor
    330
  4. Cave Dwellers
    446
  5. Warrior of the Lost World
    341
  6. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    347
  7. Quest of the Delta Knights
    269
  8. Werewolf
    551
  9. Prince of Space
    474
  10. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    248
  11. Horror of Party Beach
    325
  12. The Final Sacrifice
    775
  13. Mighty Jack
    177
  14. Fugitive Alien
    338
  15. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    257
  16. Time Chasers
    452
  17. Space Mutiny
    925
  18. Laserblast
    411
  19. Girl in Gold Boots
    289
  20. Angels' Revenge
    214
  21. Future War
    273
  22. Soultaker
    386
  23. Riding with Death
    408
  24. San Francisco International
    274
  25. Danger! Death Ray
    486
  26. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    270
  27. Code Name Diamond Head
    192
  28. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    226
  29. Operation Double 007
    241
  30. Diabolik
    216
  31. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    286
  32. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    226
  33. Hercules Unchained
    188
  34. Hercules and the Captive Women
    161
  35. Hercules
    156
  36. Colossus and the Headhunters
    186
  37. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    231
  38. Invasion USA
    183
  39. Rocket Attack USA
    156
  40. Radar Secret Service
    230
  41. Crash of the Moons
    178
  42. Lost Continent
    255
  43. Jungle Goddess
    196
  44. King Dinosaur
    205
  45. The Day the Earth Froze
    286
  46. Jack Frost
    346
  47. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    225
  48. The Sword and the Dragon
    232
  49. The Magic Sword
    213
  50. The Undead
    247
  51. I Accuse My Parents
    421
  52. The Sinister Urge
    223
  53. Teenagers from Outer Space
    293
  54. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    214
  55. Teenage Strangler
    324
  56. Teenage Crime Wave
    190
  57. Teenage Caveman
    157
  58. High School Big Shot
    195
  59. Racket Girls
    181
  60. Girls Town
    297
  61. The Violent Years
    174
  62. Daddy-O
    255
  63. The Beatniks
    192
  64. Village of the Giants
    204
  65. Eegah
    402
  66. Gorgo
    181
  67. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    205
  68. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    323
  69. Gamera
    254
  70. Gamera vs. Guiron
    259
  71. Gamera vs. Barugon
    177
  72. Gamera vs. Zigra
    178
  73. Gamera vs. Gaos
    153
  74. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    708
  75. Mitchell
    597
  76. Final Justice
    275
  77. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    175
  78. The Starfighters
    241
  79. Catalina Caper
    273
  80. Monster A-Go Go
    351
  81. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    261
  82. The Skydivers
    275
  83. Red Zone Cuba
    236
  84. The Creeping Terror
    253
  85. Beginning of the End
    279
  86. It Conquered the World
    297
  87. The Rebel Set
    170
  88. Tormented
    227
  89. Bloodlust
    191
  90. The Brute Man
    223
  91. Swamp Diamonds
    161
  92. The Dead Talk Back
    289
  93. The Phantom Planet
    228
  94. Manhunt in Space
    173
  95. Stranded in Space
    130
  96. Space Travelers
    154
  97. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    228
  98. The Space Children
    186
  99. Rocketship X-M
    291
  100. 12 to the Moon
    211
  101. First Spaceship on Venus
    160
  102. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    293
  103. The Screaming Skull
    286
  104. The Wild World of Batwoman
    236
  105. The Amazing Colossal Man
    216
  106. War of the Colossal Beast
    234
  107. Night of the Blood Beast
    326
  108. Track of the Moon Beast
    293
  109. Bride of the Monster
    245
  110. The She-Creature
    179
  111. Revenge of the Creature
    236
  112. The Mole People
    211
  113. The Leech Woman
    247
  114. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    221
  115. The Deadly Mantis
    226
  116. The Killer Shrews
    261
  117. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    236
  118. The Giant Spider Invasion
    360
  119. Earth vs. the Spider
    207
  120. Horrors of Spider Island
    236
  121. The Deadly Bees
    227
  122. The Giant Gila Monster
    268
  123. It Lives by Night
    174
  124. Terror from the Year 5000
    254
  125. Escape 2000
    265
  126. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    214
  127. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    352
  128. The Atomic Brain
    173
  129. Being from Another Planet
    197
  130. The Amazing Transparent Man
    146
  131. The Incredible Melting Man
    283
  132. The Indestructible Man
    161
  133. The Projected Man
    207
  134. The Human Duplicators
    213
  135. Last of the Wild Horses
    166
  136. Gunslinger
    170
  137. Hamlet
    181
  138. Devil Doll
    251
  139. Pod People
    578
  140. The Unearthly
    208
  141. The Touch of Satan
    354
  142. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    293
  143. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    438
  144. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    348
  145. Santa Claus
    303
  146. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    304
  147. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    336
  148. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    215
  149. Zombie Nightmare
    311
  150. Alien from L.A.
    281
  151. Master Ninja I
    263
  152. Master Ninja II
    164
  153. Ring of Terror
    198
  154. Wild Rebels
    169
  155. Hobgoblins
    405
  156. City Limits
    176
  157. Devil Fish
    266
  158. Squirm
    243
  159. The Hellcats
    117
  160. The Sidehackers
    210
  161. Kitten with a Whip
    153
  162. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    231
  163. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    165
  164. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    155
  165. The Crawling Eye
    271
  166. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    213
  167. The Mad Monster
    149
  168. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    175
  169. The Corpse Vanishes
    155
  170. The Crawling Hand
    167
  171. Robot Monster
    159
  172. The Slime People
    129
  173. Robot Holocaust
    162
  174. Moon Zero Two
    213
  175. Untamed Youth
    140
  176. The Black Scorpion
    128
  177. Hangar 18
    50

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Season 12 Wishlist
Forum - over 2 years ago
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We can but hope, but when the first Netflix season was funded, I expressed a wish that they'd do 'Starcrash'... and they did!

So let's nominate one or more personal favourites that you hope Joel will include.
Road to Revenge (aka Geteven, aka Bullets & Champagne). There's nudity, but it can be edited out without increasing the movie's inherent lack of coherence.
Undefeatable. A Cynthia Rothrock martial arts movie, with a magnificently stupid final showdown.
Something by Neil Breen. Anything by Neil Breen. He'd refuse to let it happen, but a boy can dream, can't he?
Gymkata. This MUST happen!
Ben & Arthur. Hilariously incompetent. The makers could probably do with a few residuals, too.
Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone. Assuming there are long enough pauses to insert riffs between Molly Ringwald's tirades.


516 - Alien from L.A. - about 6 years ago
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ok, heres a question...... whats more annoying, kathy irelands voice, or all the kids in the gamera movies? i cant decide.


519 - Outlaw of Gor - over 3 years ago
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It was very nice of Cabot to rescue only the hottest slave. The rest deserve their fate!


What's with the ancient threads popping up?
Forum - almost 2 years ago
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Just stumbled over the Soultaker thread down there, was also about to post a reply in the Big-Lipped Alligator Moment thread, and realized it was 4 years old when I spotted a reply of mine from back when I had Phantom Of Krankor as my avatar image.


No comments or laighs please
Forum - about 2 years ago
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CT (no not Cinematic Titanic)
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Explain Your Avatar
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Some of these forum avatars are too damn small to make out what/who they are. Who has some 'splainin' to do?

...and get off my damn lawn....


Caption This!
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I'll just be doing these once a week so they don;t dominate the forum.


Caption...ummm...THIS
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Captionnez Vous Ceci
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Caption...you know the drill
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Recent Riffs

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Can I borrow a cup of Dippity-do?


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We hope you've enjoyed No Moral Theater, ladies and gentlemen.


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Maybe he's actually a selkie?
- No, I think he's a mucus-ie.


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If he doesn't feel fresh by now, it's never going to happen.


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(Zombies stagger around) The Indigo Girls try to find the stage.


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(Ortega opens door to cage to detain Jerry) Zom-beee walkin'!


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The clones of Funkenstein! Psycho-funk-a-puss!


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(zooming in on the dead Estrella) That tick on her face is panicking now. - I need blood, wake up, please wake up! - Well, she and Ortega are in a better place, they're living under that damp, stinky couch in the sky.

(camera shadow) Bonk.


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Geez, you comb your hair with an eggbeater, Ted?


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Hey, Big Head Todd... and the Monster!


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(Zombie walks with fingers straight out and flat) I'd like to attack but my nails aren't dry!


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And these are just the carnies, wait until the zombies come out!