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Finn Toozler - over 1 year ago
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Fish slapping WHAT?!! Here we go again:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLdK9zaLaG8


Finn Toozler - over 1 year ago
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Where'd that avatar go? If you're looking for that free, do-it-yourself movie marquee generator, it's right here: http://www.dubster2k.com/chicago


The Count Abides - almost 2 years ago
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Are we there yet?!? hahahaha I feel like I've been there and back without stopping in between...trying to get over a Head Cold..so excuse me if my mind wanders and i say something really stupid ;p


The Count Abides - about 2 years ago
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I agree with Timothy Leary on a lot of things..especially the instructions he left behind about when to thaw him out of his cryogenic chamber.

"I've left specific instructions that I do not want to be brought back during a Republican administration."

Now there's a very wise sage...ok well talk later, it's time to "Turn on, tune in, drop out"


Finn Toozler - about 2 years ago
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Here you go, fans of "Century 21 Calling" and "Once Upon a Honeymoon" - the lost tape of Vicki Bennett's fun, LSD-spiked, followup salute to the telephone industry, "Story Without End":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ferUvQINBi8

(The Robo Dialers refused to appear in this short upon advice of counsel.)


Favorite Episodes

  1. Puma Man
    514
  2. Time of the Apes
    278
  3. Outlaw of Gor
    317
  4. Cave Dwellers
    433
  5. Warrior of the Lost World
    332
  6. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    336
  7. Quest of the Delta Knights
    258
  8. Werewolf
    534
  9. Prince of Space
    459
  10. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    244
  11. Horror of Party Beach
    311
  12. The Final Sacrifice
    753
  13. Mighty Jack
    173
  14. Fugitive Alien
    328
  15. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    253
  16. Time Chasers
    435
  17. Space Mutiny
    896
  18. Laserblast
    396
  19. Girl in Gold Boots
    279
  20. Angels' Revenge
    209
  21. Future War
    263
  22. Soultaker
    376
  23. Riding with Death
    394
  24. San Francisco International
    266
  25. Danger! Death Ray
    473
  26. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    260
  27. Code Name Diamond Head
    185
  28. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    217
  29. Operation Double 007
    235
  30. Diabolik
    211
  31. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    277
  32. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    219
  33. Hercules Unchained
    184
  34. Hercules and the Captive Women
    158
  35. Hercules
    153
  36. Colossus and the Headhunters
    181
  37. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    225
  38. Invasion USA
    177
  39. Rocket Attack USA
    154
  40. Radar Secret Service
    224
  41. Crash of the Moons
    172
  42. Lost Continent
    246
  43. Jungle Goddess
    190
  44. King Dinosaur
    202
  45. The Day the Earth Froze
    278
  46. Jack Frost
    334
  47. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    219
  48. The Sword and the Dragon
    223
  49. The Magic Sword
    206
  50. The Undead
    243
  51. I Accuse My Parents
    406
  52. The Sinister Urge
    218
  53. Teenagers from Outer Space
    284
  54. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    202
  55. Teenage Strangler
    315
  56. Teenage Crime Wave
    183
  57. Teenage Caveman
    156
  58. High School Big Shot
    189
  59. Racket Girls
    173
  60. Girls Town
    286
  61. The Violent Years
    170
  62. Daddy-O
    251
  63. The Beatniks
    187
  64. Village of the Giants
    194
  65. Eegah
    389
  66. Gorgo
    177
  67. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    201
  68. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    312
  69. Gamera
    247
  70. Gamera vs. Guiron
    250
  71. Gamera vs. Barugon
    176
  72. Gamera vs. Zigra
    173
  73. Gamera vs. Gaos
    150
  74. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    679
  75. Mitchell
    578
  76. Final Justice
    267
  77. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    171
  78. The Starfighters
    238
  79. Catalina Caper
    268
  80. Monster A-Go Go
    340
  81. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    257
  82. The Skydivers
    273
  83. Red Zone Cuba
    229
  84. The Creeping Terror
    249
  85. Beginning of the End
    268
  86. It Conquered the World
    288
  87. The Rebel Set
    161
  88. Tormented
    223
  89. Bloodlust
    186
  90. The Brute Man
    218
  91. Swamp Diamonds
    153
  92. The Dead Talk Back
    279
  93. The Phantom Planet
    223
  94. Manhunt in Space
    168
  95. Stranded in Space
    130
  96. Space Travelers
    153
  97. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    223
  98. The Space Children
    179
  99. Rocketship X-M
    283
  100. 12 to the Moon
    204
  101. First Spaceship on Venus
    156
  102. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    283
  103. The Screaming Skull
    275
  104. The Wild World of Batwoman
    231
  105. The Amazing Colossal Man
    213
  106. War of the Colossal Beast
    227
  107. Night of the Blood Beast
    317
  108. Track of the Moon Beast
    281
  109. Bride of the Monster
    235
  110. The She-Creature
    173
  111. Revenge of the Creature
    229
  112. The Mole People
    202
  113. The Leech Woman
    238
  114. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    218
  115. The Deadly Mantis
    214
  116. The Killer Shrews
    255
  117. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    228
  118. The Giant Spider Invasion
    349
  119. Earth vs. the Spider
    201
  120. Horrors of Spider Island
    224
  121. The Deadly Bees
    217
  122. The Giant Gila Monster
    256
  123. It Lives by Night
    171
  124. Terror from the Year 5000
    245
  125. Escape 2000
    255
  126. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    200
  127. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    340
  128. The Atomic Brain
    170
  129. Being from Another Planet
    196
  130. The Amazing Transparent Man
    145
  131. The Incredible Melting Man
    275
  132. The Indestructible Man
    159
  133. The Projected Man
    205
  134. The Human Duplicators
    207
  135. Last of the Wild Horses
    163
  136. Gunslinger
    163
  137. Hamlet
    176
  138. Devil Doll
    245
  139. Pod People
    566
  140. The Unearthly
    203
  141. The Touch of Satan
    344
  142. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    283
  143. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    425
  144. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    340
  145. Santa Claus
    291
  146. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    298
  147. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    326
  148. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    208
  149. Zombie Nightmare
    305
  150. Alien from L.A.
    277
  151. Master Ninja I
    255
  152. Master Ninja II
    159
  153. Ring of Terror
    192
  154. Wild Rebels
    166
  155. Hobgoblins
    392
  156. City Limits
    172
  157. Devil Fish
    257
  158. Squirm
    236
  159. The Hellcats
    114
  160. The Sidehackers
    206
  161. Kitten with a Whip
    152
  162. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    222
  163. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    155
  164. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    152
  165. The Crawling Eye
    259
  166. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    206
  167. The Mad Monster
    140
  168. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    171
  169. The Corpse Vanishes
    153
  170. The Crawling Hand
    162
  171. Robot Monster
    155
  172. The Slime People
    124
  173. Robot Holocaust
    158
  174. Moon Zero Two
    202
  175. Untamed Youth
    135
  176. The Black Scorpion
    123
  177. Hangar 18
    47

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519 - Outlaw of Gor - about 3 years ago
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It was very nice of Cabot to rescue only the hottest slave. The rest deserve their fate!


What's with the ancient threads popping up?
Forum - over 1 year ago
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Just stumbled over the Soultaker thread down there, was also about to post a reply in the Big-Lipped Alligator Moment thread, and realized it was 4 years old when I spotted a reply of mine from back when I had Phantom Of Krankor as my avatar image.


No comments or laighs please
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CT (no not Cinematic Titanic)
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Explain Your Avatar
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Some of these forum avatars are too damn small to make out what/who they are. Who has some 'splainin' to do?

...and get off my damn lawn....


Caption This!
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I'll just be doing these once a week so they don;t dominate the forum.


Caption...ummm...THIS
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Captionnez Vous Ceci
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Caption...you know the drill
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Caption This!
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Those of you old enough to have used a typewriter to do stuff other than look like a hipster may well remember the old "Caption This!" Section of the SciFi website. Time to resurrect! Please, ladies and gentlemen: CAPTION THIS!


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We hope you've enjoyed No Moral Theater, ladies and gentlemen.


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Maybe he's actually a selkie?
- No, I think he's a mucus-ie.


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If he doesn't feel fresh by now, it's never going to happen.


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(Zombies stagger around) The Indigo Girls try to find the stage.


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(Ortega opens door to cage to detain Jerry) Zom-beee walkin'!


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The clones of Funkenstein! Psycho-funk-a-puss!


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(zooming in on the dead Estrella) That tick on her face is panicking now. - I need blood, wake up, please wake up! - Well, she and Ortega are in a better place, they're living under that damp, stinky couch in the sky.

(camera shadow) Bonk.


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Geez, you comb your hair with an eggbeater, Ted?


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Hey, Big Head Todd... and the Monster!


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(Zombie walks with fingers straight out and flat) I'd like to attack but my nails aren't dry!


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And these are just the carnies, wait until the zombies come out!


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Boy, you know you get your kid a cute little zombie for Easter and then it grows up like this...