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Finn Toozler - over 1 year ago
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Fish slapping WHAT?!! Here we go again:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLdK9zaLaG8


Finn Toozler - over 1 year ago
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Where'd that avatar go? If you're looking for that free, do-it-yourself movie marquee generator, it's right here: http://www.dubster2k.com/chicago


Jaguar Wong Abides - over 1 year ago
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Are we there yet?!? hahahaha I feel like I've been there and back without stopping in between...trying to get over a Head Cold..so excuse me if my mind wanders and i say something really stupid ;p


Jaguar Wong Abides - over 1 year ago
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I agree with Timothy Leary on a lot of things..especially the instructions he left behind about when to thaw him out of his cryogenic chamber.

"I've left specific instructions that I do not want to be brought back during a Republican administration."

Now there's a very wise sage...ok well talk later, it's time to "Turn on, tune in, drop out"


Finn Toozler - over 1 year ago
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Here you go, fans of "Century 21 Calling" and "Once Upon a Honeymoon" - the lost tape of Vicki Bennett's fun, LSD-spiked, followup salute to the telephone industry, "Story Without End":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ferUvQINBi8

(The Robo Dialers refused to appear in this short upon advice of counsel.)


Favorite Episodes

  1. Puma Man
    503
  2. Time of the Apes
    270
  3. Outlaw of Gor
    309
  4. Cave Dwellers
    423
  5. Warrior of the Lost World
    324
  6. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    329
  7. Quest of the Delta Knights
    253
  8. Werewolf
    520
  9. Prince of Space
    449
  10. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    239
  11. Horror of Party Beach
    307
  12. The Final Sacrifice
    736
  13. Mighty Jack
    168
  14. Fugitive Alien
    324
  15. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    250
  16. Time Chasers
    424
  17. Space Mutiny
    879
  18. Laserblast
    385
  19. Girl in Gold Boots
    272
  20. Angels' Revenge
    204
  21. Future War
    257
  22. Soultaker
    365
  23. Riding with Death
    381
  24. San Francisco International
    258
  25. Danger! Death Ray
    462
  26. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    254
  27. Code Name Diamond Head
    183
  28. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    213
  29. Operation Double 007
    229
  30. Diabolik
    207
  31. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    270
  32. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    209
  33. Hercules Unchained
    179
  34. Hercules and the Captive Women
    153
  35. Hercules
    151
  36. Colossus and the Headhunters
    175
  37. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    219
  38. Invasion USA
    172
  39. Rocket Attack USA
    147
  40. Radar Secret Service
    219
  41. Crash of the Moons
    168
  42. Lost Continent
    240
  43. Jungle Goddess
    184
  44. King Dinosaur
    198
  45. The Day the Earth Froze
    270
  46. Jack Frost
    325
  47. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    212
  48. The Sword and the Dragon
    216
  49. The Magic Sword
    204
  50. The Undead
    237
  51. I Accuse My Parents
    399
  52. The Sinister Urge
    211
  53. Teenagers from Outer Space
    277
  54. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    191
  55. Teenage Strangler
    306
  56. Teenage Crime Wave
    178
  57. Teenage Caveman
    149
  58. High School Big Shot
    185
  59. Racket Girls
    170
  60. Girls Town
    284
  61. The Violent Years
    167
  62. Daddy-O
    244
  63. The Beatniks
    182
  64. Village of the Giants
    191
  65. Eegah
    380
  66. Gorgo
    168
  67. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    194
  68. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    302
  69. Gamera
    239
  70. Gamera vs. Guiron
    242
  71. Gamera vs. Barugon
    170
  72. Gamera vs. Zigra
    169
  73. Gamera vs. Gaos
    146
  74. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    667
  75. Mitchell
    569
  76. Final Justice
    260
  77. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    169
  78. The Starfighters
    231
  79. Catalina Caper
    259
  80. Monster A-Go Go
    333
  81. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    251
  82. The Skydivers
    267
  83. Red Zone Cuba
    225
  84. The Creeping Terror
    244
  85. Beginning of the End
    257
  86. It Conquered the World
    281
  87. The Rebel Set
    156
  88. Tormented
    218
  89. Bloodlust
    183
  90. The Brute Man
    213
  91. Swamp Diamonds
    149
  92. The Dead Talk Back
    276
  93. The Phantom Planet
    213
  94. Manhunt in Space
    163
  95. Stranded in Space
    126
  96. Space Travelers
    148
  97. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    220
  98. The Space Children
    175
  99. Rocketship X-M
    278
  100. 12 to the Moon
    199
  101. First Spaceship on Venus
    153
  102. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    277
  103. The Screaming Skull
    265
  104. The Wild World of Batwoman
    226
  105. The Amazing Colossal Man
    204
  106. War of the Colossal Beast
    219
  107. Night of the Blood Beast
    307
  108. Track of the Moon Beast
    274
  109. Bride of the Monster
    230
  110. The She-Creature
    170
  111. Revenge of the Creature
    219
  112. The Mole People
    198
  113. The Leech Woman
    233
  114. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    210
  115. The Deadly Mantis
    208
  116. The Killer Shrews
    250
  117. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    225
  118. The Giant Spider Invasion
    336
  119. Earth vs. the Spider
    192
  120. Horrors of Spider Island
    220
  121. The Deadly Bees
    212
  122. The Giant Gila Monster
    248
  123. It Lives by Night
    169
  124. Terror from the Year 5000
    237
  125. Escape 2000
    249
  126. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    194
  127. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    331
  128. The Atomic Brain
    165
  129. Being from Another Planet
    193
  130. The Amazing Transparent Man
    140
  131. The Incredible Melting Man
    269
  132. The Indestructible Man
    153
  133. The Projected Man
    198
  134. The Human Duplicators
    203
  135. Last of the Wild Horses
    159
  136. Gunslinger
    160
  137. Hamlet
    175
  138. Devil Doll
    242
  139. Pod People
    554
  140. The Unearthly
    197
  141. The Touch of Satan
    336
  142. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    273
  143. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    413
  144. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    336
  145. Santa Claus
    286
  146. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    289
  147. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    320
  148. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    205
  149. Zombie Nightmare
    297
  150. Alien from L.A.
    271
  151. Master Ninja I
    249
  152. Master Ninja II
    155
  153. Ring of Terror
    188
  154. Wild Rebels
    163
  155. Hobgoblins
    383
  156. City Limits
    168
  157. Devil Fish
    251
  158. Squirm
    232
  159. The Hellcats
    111
  160. The Sidehackers
    205
  161. Kitten with a Whip
    150
  162. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    219
  163. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    151
  164. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    148
  165. The Crawling Eye
    256
  166. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    203
  167. The Mad Monster
    137
  168. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    168
  169. The Corpse Vanishes
    150
  170. The Crawling Hand
    157
  171. Robot Monster
    152
  172. The Slime People
    122
  173. Robot Holocaust
    153
  174. Moon Zero Two
    195
  175. Untamed Youth
    132
  176. The Black Scorpion
    119
  177. Hangar 18
    45

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519 - Outlaw of Gor - over 2 years ago
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It was very nice of Cabot to rescue only the hottest slave. The rest deserve their fate!


What's with the ancient threads popping up?
Forum - about 1 year ago
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Just stumbled over the Soultaker thread down there, was also about to post a reply in the Big-Lipped Alligator Moment thread, and realized it was 4 years old when I spotted a reply of mine from back when I had Phantom Of Krankor as my avatar image.


No comments or laighs please
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CT (no not Cinematic Titanic)
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Explain Your Avatar
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Some of these forum avatars are too damn small to make out what/who they are. Who has some 'splainin' to do?

...and get off my damn lawn....


Caption This!
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I'll just be doing these once a week so they don;t dominate the forum.


Caption...ummm...THIS
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Captionnez Vous Ceci
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Caption...you know the drill
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Caption This!
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Those of you old enough to have used a typewriter to do stuff other than look like a hipster may well remember the old "Caption This!" Section of the SciFi website. Time to resurrect! Please, ladies and gentlemen: CAPTION THIS!


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We hope you've enjoyed No Moral Theater, ladies and gentlemen.


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Maybe he's actually a selkie?
- No, I think he's a mucus-ie.


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If he doesn't feel fresh by now, it's never going to happen.


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(Zombies stagger around) The Indigo Girls try to find the stage.


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(Ortega opens door to cage to detain Jerry) Zom-beee walkin'!


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The clones of Funkenstein! Psycho-funk-a-puss!


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(zooming in on the dead Estrella) That tick on her face is panicking now. - I need blood, wake up, please wake up! - Well, she and Ortega are in a better place, they're living under that damp, stinky couch in the sky.

(camera shadow) Bonk.


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Geez, you comb your hair with an eggbeater, Ted?


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Hey, Big Head Todd... and the Monster!


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(Zombie walks with fingers straight out and flat) I'd like to attack but my nails aren't dry!


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And these are just the carnies, wait until the zombies come out!


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Boy, you know you get your kid a cute little zombie for Easter and then it grows up like this...