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Finn Toozler - 12 months ago
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Fish slapping WHAT?!! Here we go again:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLdK9zaLaG8


Finn Toozler - 12 months ago
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Where'd that avatar go? If you're looking for that free, do-it-yourself movie marquee generator, it's right here: http://www.dubster2k.com/chicago


Jaguar Wong Abides - about 1 year ago
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Are we there yet?!? hahahaha I feel like I've been there and back without stopping in between...trying to get over a Head Cold..so excuse me if my mind wanders and i say something really stupid ;p


Jaguar Wong Abides - over 1 year ago
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I agree with Timothy Leary on a lot of things..especially the instructions he left behind about when to thaw him out of his cryogenic chamber.

"I've left specific instructions that I do not want to be brought back during a Republican administration."

Now there's a very wise sage...ok well talk later, it's time to "Turn on, tune in, drop out"


Finn Toozler - over 1 year ago
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Here you go, fans of "Century 21 Calling" and "Once Upon a Honeymoon" - the lost tape of Vicki Bennett's fun, LSD-spiked, followup salute to the telephone industry, "Story Without End":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ferUvQINBi8

(The Robo Dialers refused to appear in this short upon advice of counsel.)


Favorite Episodes

  1. Puma Man
    499
  2. Time of the Apes
    262
  3. Outlaw of Gor
    301
  4. Cave Dwellers
    415
  5. Warrior of the Lost World
    315
  6. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    323
  7. Quest of the Delta Knights
    251
  8. Werewolf
    515
  9. Prince of Space
    447
  10. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    234
  11. Horror of Party Beach
    304
  12. The Final Sacrifice
    731
  13. Mighty Jack
    163
  14. Fugitive Alien
    318
  15. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    247
  16. Time Chasers
    420
  17. Space Mutiny
    867
  18. Laserblast
    379
  19. Girl in Gold Boots
    267
  20. Angels' Revenge
    202
  21. Future War
    251
  22. Soultaker
    357
  23. Riding with Death
    380
  24. San Francisco International
    251
  25. Danger! Death Ray
    448
  26. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    247
  27. Code Name Diamond Head
    178
  28. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    211
  29. Operation Double 007
    226
  30. Diabolik
    203
  31. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    269
  32. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    204
  33. Hercules Unchained
    175
  34. Hercules and the Captive Women
    150
  35. Hercules
    150
  36. Colossus and the Headhunters
    173
  37. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    217
  38. Invasion USA
    170
  39. Rocket Attack USA
    145
  40. Radar Secret Service
    214
  41. Crash of the Moons
    164
  42. Lost Continent
    235
  43. Jungle Goddess
    179
  44. King Dinosaur
    193
  45. The Day the Earth Froze
    261
  46. Jack Frost
    317
  47. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    207
  48. The Sword and the Dragon
    214
  49. The Magic Sword
    198
  50. The Undead
    234
  51. I Accuse My Parents
    392
  52. The Sinister Urge
    209
  53. Teenagers from Outer Space
    274
  54. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    188
  55. Teenage Strangler
    303
  56. Teenage Crime Wave
    175
  57. Teenage Caveman
    148
  58. High School Big Shot
    181
  59. Racket Girls
    165
  60. Girls Town
    280
  61. The Violent Years
    163
  62. Daddy-O
    240
  63. The Beatniks
    179
  64. Village of the Giants
    190
  65. Eegah
    375
  66. Gorgo
    164
  67. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    187
  68. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    295
  69. Gamera
    232
  70. Gamera vs. Guiron
    238
  71. Gamera vs. Barugon
    167
  72. Gamera vs. Zigra
    165
  73. Gamera vs. Gaos
    143
  74. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    659
  75. Mitchell
    560
  76. Final Justice
    256
  77. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    167
  78. The Starfighters
    227
  79. Catalina Caper
    254
  80. Monster A-Go Go
    327
  81. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    246
  82. The Skydivers
    264
  83. Red Zone Cuba
    221
  84. The Creeping Terror
    240
  85. Beginning of the End
    252
  86. It Conquered the World
    273
  87. The Rebel Set
    155
  88. Tormented
    215
  89. Bloodlust
    180
  90. The Brute Man
    208
  91. Swamp Diamonds
    147
  92. The Dead Talk Back
    274
  93. The Phantom Planet
    211
  94. Manhunt in Space
    160
  95. Stranded in Space
    124
  96. Space Travelers
    147
  97. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    215
  98. The Space Children
    171
  99. Rocketship X-M
    273
  100. 12 to the Moon
    197
  101. First Spaceship on Venus
    150
  102. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    266
  103. The Screaming Skull
    258
  104. The Wild World of Batwoman
    225
  105. The Amazing Colossal Man
    201
  106. War of the Colossal Beast
    214
  107. Night of the Blood Beast
    304
  108. Track of the Moon Beast
    267
  109. Bride of the Monster
    226
  110. The She-Creature
    167
  111. Revenge of the Creature
    212
  112. The Mole People
    193
  113. The Leech Woman
    227
  114. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    207
  115. The Deadly Mantis
    207
  116. The Killer Shrews
    244
  117. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    220
  118. The Giant Spider Invasion
    332
  119. Earth vs. the Spider
    189
  120. Horrors of Spider Island
    217
  121. The Deadly Bees
    209
  122. The Giant Gila Monster
    243
  123. It Lives by Night
    167
  124. Terror from the Year 5000
    233
  125. Escape 2000
    245
  126. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    192
  127. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    324
  128. The Atomic Brain
    163
  129. Being from Another Planet
    188
  130. The Amazing Transparent Man
    136
  131. The Incredible Melting Man
    267
  132. The Indestructible Man
    151
  133. The Projected Man
    194
  134. The Human Duplicators
    200
  135. Last of the Wild Horses
    157
  136. Gunslinger
    158
  137. Hamlet
    174
  138. Devil Doll
    239
  139. Pod People
    541
  140. The Unearthly
    190
  141. The Touch of Satan
    329
  142. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    266
  143. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    407
  144. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    331
  145. Santa Claus
    284
  146. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    286
  147. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    313
  148. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    203
  149. Zombie Nightmare
    291
  150. Alien from L.A.
    265
  151. Master Ninja I
    247
  152. Master Ninja II
    153
  153. Ring of Terror
    185
  154. Wild Rebels
    158
  155. Hobgoblins
    375
  156. City Limits
    166
  157. Devil Fish
    245
  158. Squirm
    227
  159. The Hellcats
    110
  160. The Sidehackers
    197
  161. Kitten with a Whip
    147
  162. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    215
  163. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    149
  164. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    145
  165. The Crawling Eye
    251
  166. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    196
  167. The Mad Monster
    134
  168. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    162
  169. The Corpse Vanishes
    146
  170. The Crawling Hand
    152
  171. Robot Monster
    147
  172. The Slime People
    121
  173. Robot Holocaust
    146
  174. Moon Zero Two
    187
  175. Untamed Youth
    131
  176. The Black Scorpion
    116
  177. Hangar 18
    45

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What's with the ancient threads popping up?
Forum - 8 months ago
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Just stumbled over the Soultaker thread down there, was also about to post a reply in the Big-Lipped Alligator Moment thread, and realized it was 4 years old when I spotted a reply of mine from back when I had Phantom Of Krankor as my avatar image.


No comments or laighs please
Forum - 9 months ago
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CT (no not Cinematic Titanic)
Forum - 10 months ago
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Explain Your Avatar
Forum - about 1 year ago
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Some of these forum avatars are too damn small to make out what/who they are. Who has some 'splainin' to do?

...and get off my damn lawn....


Caption This!
Forum - 10 months ago
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I'll just be doing these once a week so they don;t dominate the forum.


Caption...ummm...THIS
Forum - 11 months ago
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Captionnez Vous Ceci
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Caption...you know the drill
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Caption This!
Forum - 11 months ago
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Those of you old enough to have used a typewriter to do stuff other than look like a hipster may well remember the old "Caption This!" Section of the SciFi website. Time to resurrect! Please, ladies and gentlemen: CAPTION THIS!


Mitchell P.I : the later years
Forum - 12 months ago
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I was watching Cape Fear with De Niro for the first time (kinda), and I couldn't help but think that this P.I. they hire in it was actually really Mitchell hahah...


Recent Riffs

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We hope you've enjoyed No Moral Theater, ladies and gentlemen.


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Maybe he's actually a selkie?
- No, I think he's a mucus-ie.


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If he doesn't feel fresh by now, it's never going to happen.


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(Zombies stagger around) The Indigo Girls try to find the stage.


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(Ortega opens door to cage to detain Jerry) Zom-beee walkin'!


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The clones of Funkenstein! Psycho-funk-a-puss!


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(zooming in on the dead Estrella) That tick on her face is panicking now. - I need blood, wake up, please wake up! - Well, she and Ortega are in a better place, they're living under that damp, stinky couch in the sky.

(camera shadow) Bonk.


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Geez, you comb your hair with an eggbeater, Ted?


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Hey, Big Head Todd... and the Monster!


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(Zombie walks with fingers straight out and flat) I'd like to attack but my nails aren't dry!


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And these are just the carnies, wait until the zombies come out!


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Boy, you know you get your kid a cute little zombie for Easter and then it grows up like this...