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Camazotz: The Bat of Des - 5 months ago
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I've been on my 25th wedding anniversary European trip, with...guess who? And my Father in Law's Memorial service in Kentucky.


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Curious now. How do comments to your pic posts "clog the forum"?


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As the song goes from Danger! Death Ray (aka the Bup Ba Dada Dada Story): DING!

Cheerios, beerios, and cheers!


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It is always fun when you do your impersonations each time. Hope Steve :: and Everyone :: is cool with it.


Favorite Episodes

  1. Cave Dwellers
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  2. Avalanche
    41
  3. The Killer Shrews
    255
  4. The Crawling Eye
    259
  5. The Black Scorpion
    123
  6. The Sidehackers
    206
  7. Devil Doll
    245
  8. The Giant Spider Invasion
    349
  9. The Starfighters
    238
  10. Teenage Caveman
    156

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802 - The Leech Woman - over 1 year ago
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About 17:20 - is that "burger picture" on the wall the same as in This Island Earth?


Gary!!!
1010 - It Lives by Night - 8 months ago
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Is there a GaryInMotion version of this?


Anti-Polish
701 - Night of the Blood Beast - over 3 years ago
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Crow's ethnic slur about 50.0 is rather jarring.


512 - Mitchell - about 1 year ago
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Mitchell: too spiteful to little kids to be a hero - too ethical to be an anti-hero.

Uncle-hero?


111 - Moon Zero Two - almost 4 years ago
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Why do the space suits have nipples?


My life is complete.
Forum - 6 months ago
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One bottle of bourbon, someone close to me, and 3 episodes of MST3k. It's been too long since I've even watched the show with anyone. It's also been too long since I've participated in the forum. So hello! And konnichiwa.


NCNL XIIX
Forum - 5 months ago
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Again: these are to be looked at only. No comments: no laighs, please.


R.I.P. Rutger Hauer
Forum - 5 months ago
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"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."


NO NCNL XIX
Forum - 5 months ago
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Well you lot have been commenting and laighing despite my very clearly spelled out rules. So no NCNL for you this week. NOOOO! [Folds arms and stamps off in a huff then trips over pet hamster and falls flat on face].


Best beginner episodes?
Forum - 5 months ago
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So, I'm going off to college in a few weeks (I leave for band camp on August 18th), and I'm hoping to introduce some people at college to MST3K. Ya know, doin' the duty of a MSTie and stuff. It's all in a day's work! But, I always have trouble choosing a first episode. What do you guys think is the best beginner episode, or some of the most relatable, funniest episodes that can relate to many people? I always like to show Manos, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, or Hobgoblins. Are those bad choices?


NCNL XIVX
Forum - 5 months ago
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After the "down to the wire" head to head on the last contest, here's something to bring you down to earth.


Recent Riffs

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"Touch a button....things happen"
Sometimes


606 - The Creeping Terror - 10 months ago
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Ohayo...ohayo gozaimasu


1010 - It Lives by Night - 8 months ago
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My father was a BatMaster. I guess that makes me BatMaster son.


912 - The Screaming Skull - 10 months ago
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Now I;m ready for years of Adlerian therapy, Mike.


912 - The Screaming Skull - 10 months ago
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Is Gumbo a matador?
I think someone just sold him a bad rug.


912 - The Screaming Skull - 10 months ago
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Gotta move this body back upstate


912 - The Screaming Skull - 10 months ago
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Oh, in the name of all that is clay...


912 - The Screaming Skull - 10 months ago
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Gumby's sentenced to wear permanent bellbottoms


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"Just 'cos a man's a little errr...."
Teapot?


Living! With Ruth Larson! - over 1 year ago
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...I'll be unveiling my new line of figure-flattering aprons.


912 - The Screaming Skull - over 1 year ago
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Keroax. Koax koax. [quote in onomatapeic Greek from Aristophanes: The Frogs]


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No! We didn't get the radon test done!