Crow's ethnic slur about 50.0 is rather jarring.

Mitchell: too spiteful to little kids to be a hero - too ethical to be an anti-hero.

Uncle-hero?

Why do the space suits have nipples?

One bottle of bourbon, someone close to me, and 3 episodes of MST3k. It's been too long since I've even watched the show with anyone. It's also been too long since I've participated in the forum. So hello! And konnichiwa.

Again: these are to be looked at only. No comments: no laighs, please.

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."

Well you lot have been commenting and laighing despite my very clearly spelled out rules. So no NCNL for you this week. NOOOO! [Folds arms and stamps off in a huff then trips over pet hamster and falls flat on face].

So, I'm going off to college in a few weeks (I leave for band camp on August 18th), and I'm hoping to introduce some people at college to MST3K. Ya know, doin' the duty of a MSTie and stuff. It's all in a day's work! But, I always have trouble choosing a first episode. What do you guys think is the best beginner episode, or some of the most relatable, funniest episodes that can relate to many people? I always like to show Manos, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, or Hobgoblins. Are those bad choices?

After the "down to the wire" head to head on the last contest, here's something to bring you down to earth.

I keep trying to make these uncommentable and you keep frustrating me. This should learn ya.

@ 6:45 the guy's begin lusting after what they think is a beautiful woman. When they realize it's a child they sound disappointed.
That just kind of creeped me out.