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William Lane

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Teenage Crime Wave
    178
  2. The Deadly Bees
    212
  3. Gunslinger
    160
  4. Mitchell
    565
  5. The Final Sacrifice
    734
  6. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom
    25
  7. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II
    17
  8. Starcrash
    34
  9. The Undead
    236
  10. Cry Wilderness
    34

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301 - Cave Dwellers - over 1 year ago
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I like Mike over Joel as a general rule, but there are certain Joel moments that showcase his dry and understated humor perfectly. Take, for instance, this invention exchange. "Everybody loves tar. Sure, who, doesn't? But scientists have known for well over a year that it's bad for you."


519 - Outlaw of Gor - over 1 year ago
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Ok. So "Debbie the Slave" is captured and enslaved in the desert. We see that happen to her tribe/clan/steno pool. She's brought to the slave auctions, where almost IMMEDIATELY Cabot singles her out and rescues her (because beautiful people shouldn't be slaves). In her one week of slavery, she has forgotten freedom, calling everyone "Master?" She has no concept of love and free will?


1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z - almost 7 years ago
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Most thrilling chase scene since the one in "The final Sacrifice."


814 - Riding with Death - almost 4 years ago
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this movie: the ULTIMATE buffalo shot


Continuity Error? In a MST movie? Never...
706 - Laserblast - over 1 year ago
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Can someone tell me why the guy at the beginning got ashed, but Billy (to my eternal chagrin) continues to splay his back fat all over the pavement after Xanthar (and/or Denise) bakes him at 2150 for 30 seconds?


Oh, for fun--AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
522 - Teenage Crime Wave - over 1 year ago
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While Frank's usual "whisper scream" is charming in its way... I never quite get over the bone-rattling pain screams from the mace in this episode.


1102 - Cry Wilderness - over 1 year ago
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At 26:17-- HOW did Jonah and the bots miss Dad's apparent rampant alcoholism? That is a bar worthy of... well, an actual bar.


1102 - Cry Wilderness - over 1 year ago
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This one has the most replay value for me from Season 11


622 - Angels' Revenge - about 6 years ago
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The Teacher Angel is possibly the WORST actor in any MST3K film.


To Easy..
910 - The Final Sacrifice - over 1 year ago
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-Brain Guy
"The worst thing to come out of Canada!"
...till Justin Beiber...


212 - Godzilla vs. Megalon - almost 2 years ago
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What do you call a moth that never beats its wings?
Megalon.


512 - Mitchell - about 2 years ago
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This was the last episode I ever watched. No Joel, no MST3K. Mike is such a smarmy douche.


Recent Riffs

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Can anyone magically transform their hand into a fist and punch him already?


522 - Teenage Crime Wave - over 1 year ago
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Tell me more about the crocodiles... and the "tying the ass to the tree" thing...


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I knewest thou would come around.


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"Relson? What kind of name is Relson?"
"Nelson."
"That's one of the most clearly printed 'R's I've ever seen."


1004 - Future War - over 1 year ago
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The movie's dragging, then they show us SOCCER.


1004 - Future War - over 1 year ago
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Welcome to Pipe World. All we do are pipes, and we do them well.


910 - The Final Sacrifice - over 1 year ago
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Sides of his heart are blowin' out like old tires...


705 - Escape 2000 - over 1 year ago
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Ah, Mr. Homeless People. Once again, we see that there is nothing that you can possess that I cannot take away.


705 - Escape 2000 - over 1 year ago
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If you leave the Bronx, we'll give you Fudgicles!


1109 - Yongary - over 1 year ago
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"Y'know, whereas Godzilla was a parable about nuclear war, Yongary was a parable about copyright infringement."
"And nuclear war."


1102 - Cry Wilderness - over 1 year ago
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Like I said, I'm not high but my dog is and I am!


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Man, nurses ruled back then. They would periodically declare martial law...