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  1. Space Mutiny
    896
  2. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    425
  3. Laserblast
    396
  4. The Brute Man
    218
  5. Colossus and the Headhunters
    181
  6. The Deadly Bees
    217
  7. Hobgoblins
    392
  8. Escape 2000
    255
  9. Master Ninja I
    255
  10. The Human Duplicators
    207
  11. Final Justice
    267
  12. Puma Man
    514
  13. Warrior of the Lost World
    332
  14. The Final Sacrifice
    753
  15. Teenage Crime Wave
    183
  16. Avalanche
    41
  17. The Sword and the Dragon
    223
  18. Future War
    263
  19. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom
    29
  20. Fugitive Alien
    328
  21. Prince of Space
    459
  22. Hamlet
    176
  23. Werewolf
    534
  24. Cry Wilderness
    39
  25. It Conquered the World
    288
  26. The Undead
    243
  27. The Atomic Brain
    170
  28. The Projected Man
    205
  29. Track of the Moon Beast
    281
  30. Atlantic Rim
    12
  31. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    202
  32. Code Name Diamond Head
    185

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908 - The Touch of Satan - over 7 years ago
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Is that the back brace guy from Giant Spider Invasion at the witch burning???


A Novice......
1004 - Future War - 4 months ago
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...taking her vows with lipstick on seemed a little outre' at first, but then there was a floor show...by the time the burning cyborg boss crashed out the window, it made a little more sense after all.
I was hoping the S.M.O. of Knights of Malta would burst in the other door and join the fray....


Wizards 1 vs. Wizards 2
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Which do you prefer?

(I cannot say, for I am MAD.)


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - about 3 years ago
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Sometimes it feels like the line, "I want Joe Frazier!" is in every other MST3k I watch ...


1010 - It Lives by Night - 6 months ago
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Possibly the dumbest movie depiction of rabies ever. Way up there with the most intolerable movie wives ever, too. Also these Super Realistic Movie Doctors are real chill about a possibly rabid bat's bite to a cranial nerve.


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On re-re-watching this. I am surprised to say that Crenshaw was the best actor in the movie...


902 - The Phantom Planet - about 5 years ago
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For a second there, I thought I got another repeated actor... and I did, but was wrong about the show. Dolores Faith (Zetha, the verbally impaired brunette) at one angle mad me think "HEY... was she the facially scarred model chosen to become the donor body in The Brain that Wouldn't Die? But, alas, she wasn't. She did, however, have a part in The Human Duplicators (Which is also one of the multiple Richard Kiel movies). So there is a fairly serious connection between Phantom Planet and Human Duplicators.


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Origami! That's Japanese, right? I like that. Well, maybe like is too strong a word. I don't mind it. Actually, I hate it. Folding paper. Stupid! Stupid!


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - almost 2 years ago
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This episode probably has the best Observer Planet skits. I love the increasing wackiness of the food pill skit as it goes on.


802 - The Leech Woman - about 1 year ago
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June Talbot was also Liara in The Phantom Planet!


802 - The Leech Woman - about 4 years ago
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For a man old age brings rewards of honor and respect but a woman has nothing but pity... What a load of crap! Old age sucks for everyone.


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This is one of those movies that actually influences my day-to-day life. Now, when I pick up something hot, I reflexively HODJKA!!!!

Also. Where the hell are my crackers?


Recent Riffs

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"You can't have Van Dycks in the Navy!"
"Well, it's the slacker Navy."


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The white-outs are part of Kor's alcoholism.


1012 - Squirm - 3 months ago
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This movie deftly shows one unshakeable principle: Never go to the South for any reason. In fact: Please, South, secede, will ya? We won't stop you this time.


814 - Riding with Death - 7 months ago
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For some reason, this movie was a hit with elderly black women and Hispanic lesbians.


1104 - Avalanche - 7 months ago
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Oh no. Rock turned the disaster into an asset and now he's more powerful than ever. He'll NEVER have lunch now!


1102 - Cry Wilderness - 12 months ago
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BANG!


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"the abnormal stars..."
Like Linda Hunt.
"...which we call white dwarf stars."
...like Linda Hunt.


908 - The Touch of Satan - 10 months ago
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Yup, really, really really sad--SEX, THEN?


702 - The Brute Man - 10 months ago
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I mean, "Boy, murder clues may lead to Creeper!"


1001 - Soultaker - 10 months ago
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I don't think this movie knows the penalty for presumption...


1104 - Avalanche - 10 months ago
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I'm gonna put 263 out of his misery. It's gotta be done.


906 - The Space Children - 10 months ago
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"Um, General, at this point in time I am scared..."
"Yup. SCARED, SIR!"