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Favorite Episodes

  1. Space Mutiny
    874
  2. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    410
  3. Laserblast
    383
  4. The Brute Man
    209
  5. Colossus and the Headhunters
    175
  6. The Deadly Bees
    212
  7. Hobgoblins
    379
  8. Escape 2000
    249
  9. Master Ninja I
    248
  10. The Human Duplicators
    201
  11. Final Justice
    259
  12. Puma Man
    502
  13. Warrior of the Lost World
    318
  14. The Final Sacrifice
    734
  15. Teenage Crime Wave
    177
  16. Avalanche
    35
  17. The Sword and the Dragon
    215
  18. Future War
    253
  19. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom
    25
  20. Fugitive Alien
    320
  21. Prince of Space
    451
  22. Hamlet
    176
  23. Werewolf
    518
  24. Cry Wilderness
    34
  25. It Conquered the World
    277
  26. The Undead
    236
  27. The Atomic Brain
    164
  28. The Projected Man
    196
  29. Track of the Moon Beast
    271
  30. Atlantic Rim
    9
  31. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    189

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Geologist gets hit in head with moon rock
1007 - Track of the Moon Beast - over 3 years ago
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The biggest bizarre coincedence in the history of geology. A geologist gets hit in the head with a rock known to come from the moon. A once in a million year opportunity for science. So of course, he puts it on his dresser. And doesn't know what to do with it? Then later, while contemplating his navel, wonders out loud if there might be someplace he can take it that might be able to identify it. Perhaps the other geologists at the university where he is studying geology? Could that work?!


1008 - Final Justice - 10 days ago
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I just realized orange peeling is the key that links this movie with Mitchell. It's a Joe DONSPIRACY.


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Is it just me, or is this movie essentially the reptilian version of Whaerwuelf? Come to the American southwest, immediately shack up with a woman whose voice makes Mariah Carey palatable by comparison, cluelessly get hit in the head, get real sweaty for no apparent reason, and then turn into a vaguely Native American superbeast. Hell. Both protagonists are even named Paul.

The only real differences are a) the sheer 70s power of this film; b) the heavy European accents of the other one; and c) the fact that the monster is actually effectual here.


1202 - Atlantic Rim - 5 months ago
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Little known fact: even though the ocean features prominently in this movie, it was actually filmed almost entirely in BRO-ledo, BRO-hio!


Pour One Out
Forum - 24 days ago
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David Winters, director and producer of timeless MST3K favorite Space Mutiny, has died at the age of 80. Seems he was also quite well-known as a choreographer and even had an acting career on both stage and screen.

MSTies? Pour one out for one of the legends of films good AND bad.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Winters_(choreographer)


403 - City Limits - about 1 month ago
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They retake LA and their first outreach effort is... Baltimore. So much for their revolution.


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Their plan relied on the demented grandfather from Laserblast. How could it NOT fail?


Forum - about 2 months ago
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I haven't seen Wild Rebels, Hellcats, Batwoman, Kitten, Fu Manchu or Hamlet. Any opinions on ranking these last 6 of ones I haven't seen yet (admittedly, I still have only watched 2 eps of Season1-gonna make a weekend of that one day- nor Diabolik for other weirder reasons).


Riff of the day
Forum - 2 months ago
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"I am become death, destroyer of portable radios." -Mike, experiment 814, Riding with Death


312 - Gamera vs. Guiron - 8 months ago
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The Richard Burton sketch is priceless! "I'm Welsh and I'm poor and I'm not Richard Burton yet". I'm still cracking up.


Recent Riffs

814 - Riding with Death - 10 days ago
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For some reason, this movie was a hit with elderly black women and Hispanic lesbians.


1104 - Avalanche - 11 days ago
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Oh no. Rock turned the disaster into an asset and now he's more powerful than ever. He'll NEVER have lunch now!


1102 - Cry Wilderness - 5 months ago
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BANG!


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"the abnormal stars..."
Like Linda Hunt.
"...which we call white dwarf stars."
...like Linda Hunt.


908 - The Touch of Satan - 3 months ago
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Yup, really, really really sad--SEX, THEN?


702 - The Brute Man - 3 months ago
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I mean, "Boy, murder clues may lead to Creeper!"


1001 - Soultaker - 3 months ago
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I don't think this movie knows the penalty for presumption...


1104 - Avalanche - 3 months ago
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I'm gonna put 263 out of his misery. It's gotta be done.


906 - The Space Children - 3 months ago
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"Um, General, at this point in time I am scared..."
"Yup. SCARED, SIR!"


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The German sailor comes out of his hole. If he sees his shadow, we'll have three more weeks... OF WAR.


1004 - Future War - 4 months ago
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"Ass. Asswi… Assho…"
"It's not even 'ass,' Servo!"


1203 - Lords of the Deep - 4 months ago
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The Lion, the Witch, and the Dryer Cycle.