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  1. Space Mutiny
    959
  2. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    457
  3. Laserblast
    428
  4. The Brute Man
    239
  5. Colossus and the Headhunters
    197
  6. The Deadly Bees
    238
  7. Hobgoblins
    423
  8. Escape 2000
    286
  9. Master Ninja I
    275
  10. The Human Duplicators
    223
  11. Final Justice
    283
  12. Puma Man
    561
  13. Warrior of the Lost World
    355
  14. The Final Sacrifice
    792
  15. Teenage Crime Wave
    196
  16. Avalanche
    47
  17. The Sword and the Dragon
    246
  18. Future War
    285
  19. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom
    29
  20. Fugitive Alien
    351
  21. Prince of Space
    494
  22. Hamlet
    190
  23. Werewolf
    576
  24. Cry Wilderness
    45
  25. It Conquered the World
    302
  26. The Undead
    257
  27. The Atomic Brain
    178
  28. The Projected Man
    216
  29. Track of the Moon Beast
    309
  30. Atlantic Rim
    19
  31. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    234
  32. Code Name Diamond Head
    203
  33. Gamera vs. Guiron
    274
  34. Killer Fish
    13
  35. Riding with Death
    426
  36. City Limits
    183

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1010 - It Lives by Night - over 4 years ago
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Squeak?


Season 13 line-up!
Forum - 11 days ago
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1. The Treasure of Dracula (1969). An El Santo movie, so Mexican wrestling versus Vampires.
2. Robot Wars (1993). Big robots roam the wasteland and fight each other.
3. Beyond Atlantis (1973). A treasure hunt movie, featuring Sid Haig and Vic Diaz.
4. Munchie (1992). The sequel to 'Munchies', thus flipping the 'Alien' franchise naming convention upside-down.
5. Doctor Mordrid (1992). B-movie stalwart Jeffrey Combs plays the title character who, for legal reasons, can't be called Dr Strange, even though that's clearly what this is.
6. Demon Squad (2019). The chickenfeed-budget story of a paranormal investigator.
7. Gamera versus Jiger (1970). One of the Gamera movies that the original MST3K never got round to.
8. The Batwoman (1968). Another luchador movie, only this Mexican grappler spends much of the time in a Batkini.
9. The Million Eyes of Sumuru (1967). Revisiting a film originally riffed in the KTMA days, sometimes known as MST3K Season Zero.
10. The Shape of things to come (1979). Sci-Fi schlock with Jack Palance as the bad guy.
11. The Mask (1961). Not the Jim Carrey hit, but a 3D horror film from Canada.
12. The Bubble (1966). Another 3D movie, about a mysterious town where the locals behave like automata.
13. The Christmas Dragon (2014). A bunch of orphans save Christmas. Aww.


I watched Laserblast unMSTed, so you don't have to.
706 - Laserblast - 29 days ago
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- The soundtrack, particularly spaceship noises and music are tuned WAAAAY down on volume. Mainly so we can hear the riffing.
- Profanity cut: Officer Jokey Smokey."$#!+! I steal from the kids we book." Interestingly, $#!+ is on an 1 second shot so it can be easily edited out.
- At the pool party, a girl offers Billy a burger and says, "Wanna' bite?" Another boy pushes her in the pool.
- When Stills and Gates attempt to rape Kathy and Billy fights them, Stills gets a final sucker punch in on Billy and Kathy has beat him off with a tennis racket. After Mutt and Jeff leave, Billy is embarrased that Kathy had to save him.
- A short cut of Billy grabbing the laserblaster during commercial sign.
- A bit of the scene where Billy shows Kathy his chest wound is cut--she tells him that Steven Stills car blew up after the party. Afterwards, separate scene where Stills & Gates and Frannie (the pool party hostess), are giving their statements to Sheriff Masak (who apparently transferred to Cabot Cove) / Gianni Russo.
- Commercial sign: When Deputy Ready for some Football picks up Billy for questioning on the exploded car, them getting in the police car and driving to the station is cut
- A few seconds of Chuck and Froggy's "new" car blowed up real good and the Turtle aliens finding the result are cut.
- About 3 minutes of Billy laserblasting a couple cop cars and random stuff in the East Coast California city.


Forum - 25 days ago
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Better short: Days of our Years or Hired! 1 OR 2?


Forum - about 1 month ago
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Better short: Mr. B Natural or A Case of Spring Fever?


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Three hypnotism movies so far this season (The Undead, The She-Creature, and I Was a Teenage Werewolf), and it's only the 9th episode.


Forum - about 2 months ago
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Better short: Last Clear Chance or Johnny at the Fair?


Forum - about 2 months ago
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Better short: Cheating or Here Comes the Circus?


910 - The Final Sacrifice - almost 2 years ago
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Crazy to think this was almost 20 years ago!


816 - Prince of Space - over 8 years ago
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Just found out this is actually two movies jammed together. They do a better splice job than Fugitive Alien though.


705 - Escape 2000 - 3 months ago
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Around 55 minutes, when Strike (?), Trash and Vampira are sneaking around, Trash is wearing a big, bright red backpack, and Vampira is wearing a red scarf, and a red and yellow sweater. Great camouflage.


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Uh-huh. And now an ambulance goes in the emergency entrance. I GET IT.


809 - I Was a Teenage Werewolf - about 1 month ago
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CAB CALLOWAY... well, no.


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"The gates to the midway open on a hundred ways of having fun..."
Or you can just get hammered.


1205 - Killer Fish - 7 months ago
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I see her talking, but all I can think about is hot dogs!


1202 - Atlantic Rim - 9 months ago
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(somberly) They were like ba-BOOM.


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Well hey, who cleaned up?


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Omar comin'!


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Doug McClure prepared for this scene by rubbing chum in his hair and letting seagulls dive-bomb him in the mall parking lot.


1007 - Track of the Moon Beast - about 1 year ago
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"Do it for my sake. Do it because we love each other."
And they proceed to DO IT because they love each other.


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"You're giving me one of your hats!"
Well, it's hat-related...


521 - Santa Claus - almost 2 years ago
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I'm ordering a Hawaiian pizza... 'cause I'm Satan. Heh heh.


608 - Code Name Diamond Head - about 2 years ago
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"You can't have Van Dycks in the Navy!"
"Well, it's the slacker Navy."