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  1. Space Mutiny
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  2. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    442
  3. Laserblast
    412
  4. The Brute Man
    224
  5. Colossus and the Headhunters
    191
  6. The Deadly Bees
    233
  7. Hobgoblins
    410
  8. Escape 2000
    271
  9. Master Ninja I
    266
  10. The Human Duplicators
    214
  11. Final Justice
    277
  12. Puma Man
    542
  13. Warrior of the Lost World
    347
  14. The Final Sacrifice
    783
  15. Teenage Crime Wave
    191
  16. Avalanche
    42
  17. The Sword and the Dragon
    234
  18. Future War
    279
  19. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom
    30
  20. Fugitive Alien
    341
  21. Prince of Space
    478
  22. Hamlet
    186
  23. Werewolf
    557
  24. Cry Wilderness
    43
  25. It Conquered the World
    298
  26. The Undead
    249
  27. The Atomic Brain
    175
  28. The Projected Man
    210
  29. Track of the Moon Beast
    297
  30. Atlantic Rim
    16
  31. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    219
  32. Code Name Diamond Head
    195

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Forum - 20 days ago
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Once again, it's time to play "WHERE'S THAT FROM?"
The game is simple:
MSTie #A posts a "callback" riff; MSTie #B identifies the MST3k movie which is the source of that riff, then posts their own "callback" riff for whatever rabble may still be milling about to unravel.*

EXAMPLE:
Q:"I'd really like a hamburger and some FRENCH FRIED POTATOES!"
A: Jungle Goddess.

*We're talking about MST3k experiment movie dialog that was the source for a long running riff, not a movie in which a long running riff was introduced.

Let's go...


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SQUANNNTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!


322 - Master Ninja I - almost 6 years ago
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A pair of colt 1911s attached by a chain: Gunchucks

Two hypodermic needles filled with procaine strung together with rope: Numbchucks

Two horseback raiders of the Asian grasslands tethered with cable: Hunchucks

A pair of sci-fi direct-energy weapons connected with wire: Set it to Stunchucks.

The two hot girls from your high-school who wouldn't go to prom with you tied with cord: Shunchucks

A pair of Nolan and Johnson's dystopic/ageist future characters doomed from birth by the constraints of a desperate society trying to cope with an over taxed ecosystem shackled with lanyard: Logan's Runchucks.


Dumbest Guy on the Planet?
701 - Night of the Blood Beast - over 2 years ago
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Well I learned today that "Track of the Moon Beast" and "Night of the Blood Beast" are two different movies. Ditto a few months back with "Invasion USA" and "Rocket Attack USA".


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907 - Hobgoblins - 2 months ago
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10:22 - Tom, it's Cerberus, not Cerebus.


403 - City Limits - over 3 years ago
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It was nice to hear James Earl Jones just one more time as Vader in Rogue One. This film highlights an altogether different aspect of his career...


614 - San Francisco International - almost 7 years ago
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I'm always amazed at how BROWN this movie is. It's in color, but it's so BROWN!


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"Do it for my sake. Do it because we love each other."
And they proceed to DO IT because they love each other.


805 - The Thing That Couldn't Die - about 1 month ago
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"You're giving me one of your hats!"
Well, it's hat-related...


521 - Santa Claus - 11 months ago
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I'm ordering a Hawaiian pizza... 'cause I'm Satan. Heh heh.


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"You can't have Van Dycks in the Navy!"
"Well, it's the slacker Navy."


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The white-outs are part of Kor's alcoholism.


1012 - Squirm - about 1 year ago
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This movie deftly shows one unshakeable principle: Never go to the South for any reason. In fact: Please, South, secede, will ya? We won't stop you this time.


814 - Riding with Death - over 1 year ago
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For some reason, this movie was a hit with elderly black women and Hispanic lesbians.


1104 - Avalanche - over 1 year ago
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Oh no. Rock turned the disaster into an asset and now he's more powerful than ever. He'll NEVER have lunch now!


1102 - Cry Wilderness - almost 2 years ago
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BANG!


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"the abnormal stars..."
Like Linda Hunt.
"...which we call white dwarf stars."
...like Linda Hunt.


908 - The Touch of Satan - over 1 year ago
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Yup, really, really really sad--SEX, THEN?


702 - The Brute Man - over 1 year ago
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I mean, "Boy, murder clues may lead to Creeper!"