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  1. Space Mutiny
    842
  2. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    394
  3. Laserblast
    360
  4. The Brute Man
    199
  5. Colossus and the Headhunters
    166
  6. The Deadly Bees
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  7. Hobgoblins
    369
  8. Escape 2000
    237
  9. Master Ninja I
    236
  10. The Human Duplicators
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  11. Final Justice
    248
  12. Puma Man
    477
  13. Warrior of the Lost World
    298
  14. The Final Sacrifice
    704
  15. Teenage Crime Wave
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  16. Avalanche
    22
  17. The Sword and the Dragon
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  18. Future War
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  19. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom
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Favourite Host segment?
Forum - 5 months ago
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What's all of your favorite host segment in MST3K? mine is the were-crow segments from Werewolf for Mike, for Joel, it's the scene recreation from I Accuse My Parents, and for Jonah, it's the appearance of Mr Weavly or the one when the bots do some weird dance.


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Wait a minute... I know that music... That's the theme from Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell!


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52:13... OH NO!! HOBGOBLINS!!!


911 - Devil Fish - over 2 years ago
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So how are killer Octosharks supposed to raise profits? It would make some sense if it was meant to be for a defense contract or something but they didn't even go there.


516 - Alien from L.A. - about 2 months ago
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so is the reason the guy has an australian accent because he's from a land down under?


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Found out last night night that an old friend, Bruce Mitchell aka Zap Rowsdower, passed away. He spent so many years not knowing that he had a cult following. I'm glad he passed away knowing how loved he was.


905 - The Deadly Bees - about 1 year ago
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Bees are only dangerous when close to their hives. That and having a major allergic reaction to bee venom. I see many bees in my garden with the sunflowers. Bees love the sunflowers. But I never had a sting when working around bees. They're usually more interested in the flowers than me.

And that's probably their problem. I don't see enough flowers on their property, Place looks barren. Bees look around and think, "Where are all the flowers? Did the humans killed the flowers? Those monsters! Death to humans!"


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806 - The Undead - 2 months ago
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The line uttered by the disfigured jailer, sounds like "why gobbos and gentlers jailer, i betcha got what a present is I" what the hell is he actually saying????


706 - Laserblast - over 5 years ago
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Oh no, his car turned into a sedan and crashed and exploded!


Mr. Mojo Risin
706 - Laserblast - 3 months ago
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@ 18:00 Mike says "Take me to the next whisky bar."
?What's it from?


612 - The Starfighters - 2 months ago
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That movie is breathtakingly bad. How did they even find it?


Recent Riffs

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So, anyway, that was my experience on the island with the girls when I became a spider. Did it teach me anything? Maybe not. But, y'know, really, in the end... hey!


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It's less Medieval Times and more medieval Tims.


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Xanadu -- Stately home of Charles Foster Manson...


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"What got into your dad?"
Despair. Beer.


820 - Space Mutiny - 13 days ago
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This is supposed to be an ipecac, right?


816 - Prince of Space - 19 days ago
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POTATOES OR STUFFING!??!


1004 - Future War - 27 days ago
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GIMME BACK MY BEER!


814 - Riding with Death - 27 days ago
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He's gonna emblazon "Ben Murphy is cool".


1102 - Cry Wilderness - about 2 months ago
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Rowsdower?


908 - The Touch of Satan - about 1 month ago
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NINGNINGNINGNINGNINGNINGNINGNING.... That's a train going through the pause.


805 - The Thing That Couldn't Die - about 1 month ago
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One Adam Rich... One Adam Roarke...


905 - The Deadly Bees - about 1 month ago
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The bra of Vicki Robbins was hospitalized after sustaining minor injuries in a car accident. The bra is listed in stable condition.