Once again, visitors from a different galaxy somehow speak English. At least the writers of the incredibly lame Gamera vs. Guiron thought to give the alien women translating devices to take a bit of the edge off of the suspension of disbelief.

Roxy and Cabbage Patch Elvis is about as unlikely and awkward a couple as Padme and Anakin.

Interesting guy...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Mikl_Thor

He had a band called Thor & The Ass Boys. LOL

Couldn't they just... gee, I don't know... drive AROUND Mega Weapon???

Is that really the best actor they could find to play the American general at the beginning of the film? It's almost like they tried to find the goofiest caricature they could to fill that role.

Just what does Carol see in Mike? He consistently insulted her father after he had gone missing and, when she wanted to go to the cave to look for the bracelet, he whines and says that he'd rather watch the new movie that just came to the theater. Dude is a selfish weenie.

Mike is a complete idiot.

So, what happens to Harry Bayless then? He flat-out lied to Lt. Mann in the hospital regarding the whereabouts of Eddie Crane... who was standing right there. We needed a sequel.

So, Cleolanta orders the execution of Rinkman and Dr. Vanko... then rescinds the order after hearing that they captured Rocky Jones. Then, she travels to Prah and finds out that they allowed him to escape. Wouldn't you think that would warrant the re-instatement of the execution order? Like, immediately?

Wow...Cardoza was a Staff Sgt. in the U.S. Army 3rd infantry division, being a Sgt. Gunner on the 105mm Howitzer in the Korean War. He was awarded two Bronze Battle Stars, the Good Conduct Medal, Korean War Medal, Sharp Shooters medal, Presidents Medal, The Sygmond Rhee Presidential Medal, The Asian War Medal, and others. Still made some horrible movies, but...

"What do we've got here?" We've? Did the director not have the words "CUT, LET'S DO THAT AGAIN" in his vocabulary?

I've watched this a few times now and I don't recall the guys even mentioning the blatant Battlestar Galactica scene rips. Maybe they were somehow prohibited from referencing the show in any way?