Holy smokes. Calgon has to be one of the worst movie characters ever devised.

Shoot first... ask Christian Slater. LOL

Servo: "This movie stops at nothing... and stays there."

LOL

Thank you, Mr. Franklin? Jeez, even your dreams are square.

The plots in other Francis/Cardoza films, i.e. Red Zone Cuba and Skydivers are, at least, somewhat plausible. How did they come up with the plot in this thing? I think someone was whacked across the back of the head with a shovel, really hard. And then they immediately took pen to paper and started writing. I can't think of any other explanation.

Jim: "I've always wanted to make it with my older sister."
Crow: "Ah, so Canada has a South, too."

LOL

Cabot: "I don't deal with BUTCHERS!"
Servo: "See, my wife usually OOF!"

LOL

Why on Earth would the aliens bother to frame Stan for the murder of the drifter? What, were they afraid of being arrested?

"And we thought they were mad at the car!"

SMH

"You're kind of cute for a boy."

What?

BOOOOORN FREEEEE!!!

Gets me every time.

I'll have to hand it to the Fred Williamson character. The rebel group that he was infiltrating as a spy ended up winning the war, but he went back to Prossor, anyway. That's loyalty... or he just couldn't stand being around the Paper Chase guy.

"Those people are bad news."
"I'm getting more than I bargained for, lady!"
"Next stop Shangri-La."
"You're running out of time, Prossor."

Did the writers (or writer) have some book of clichés on hand?