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Scooter Atreides
In Waukegan, IL USA

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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    235
  2. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    595
  3. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    361
  4. The Wild World of Batwoman
    188
  5. Alien from L.A.
    239
  6. I Accuse My Parents
    346
  7. Monster A-Go Go
    293
  8. Hobgoblins
    335
  9. Girl in Gold Boots
    239
  10. Girls Town
    250
  11. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    192
  12. Eegah
    335
  13. Santa Claus
    251
  14. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    233
  15. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    131
  16. Pod People
    476
  17. The Violent Years
    140
  18. The Giant Spider Invasion
    291
  19. Bride of the Monster
    194
  20. Lost Continent
    209
  21. Zombie Nightmare
    263
  22. The Creeping Terror
    218
  23. Horrors of Spider Island
    186
  24. Prince of Space
    378
  25. Rocket Attack USA
    123
  26. The Sword and the Dragon
    188
  27. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    210
  28. Catalina Caper
    230
  29. Kitten with a Whip
    129
  30. Racket Girls
    142
  31. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    222
  32. The Sinister Urge
    184
  33. The Magic Sword
    170
  34. Robot Monster
    130
  35. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    194
  36. Space Mutiny
    784
  37. War of the Colossal Beast
    189
  38. Village of the Giants
    167
  39. Outlaw of Gor
    264
  40. Mitchell
    497
  41. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    193
  42. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    257
  43. Horror of Party Beach
    270
  44. Hercules Unchained
    153
  45. Mighty Jack
    143
  46. The Atomic Brain
    136
  47. The Giant Gila Monster
    201
  48. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    240
  49. Jack Frost
    275
  50. Red Zone Cuba
    194
  51. Werewolf
    457
  52. King Dinosaur
    166
  53. Devil Doll
    206
  54. The Amazing Colossal Man
    171
  55. The Beatniks
    160
  56. Soultaker
    320
  57. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    289
  58. Cave Dwellers
    362
  59. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    173
  60. 12 to the Moon
    172
  61. High School Big Shot
    155
  62. Puma Man
    440
  63. Escape 2000
    210
  64. Invasion USA
    139
  65. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    282
  66. Future War
    229
  67. The Undead
    203
  68. Ring of Terror
    161
  69. The Rebel Set
    136
  70. The Leech Woman
    191
  71. Teenage Strangler
    270
  72. The Corpse Vanishes
    122
  73. Rocketship X-M
    240
  74. The Space Children
    138
  75. The Final Sacrifice
    649
  76. Untamed Youth
    109
  77. Daddy-O
    205
  78. Teenagers from Outer Space
    230
  79. Time of the Apes
    224
  80. Tormented
    187
  81. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    182
  82. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    120
  83. Night of the Blood Beast
    259
  84. Laserblast
    336
  85. City Limits
    144
  86. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    156
  87. Terror from the Year 5000
    203
  88. Gamera
    192
  89. It Conquered the World
    227
  90. The Day the Earth Froze
    228
  91. Warrior of the Lost World
    274
  92. Swamp Diamonds
    131
  93. Angels' Revenge
    180
  94. The Dead Talk Back
    239
  95. Revenge of the Creature
    183
  96. The She-Creature
    142
  97. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    175
  98. Wild Rebels
    137
  99. Diabolik
    178
  100. Quest of the Delta Knights
    221

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618 - High School Big Shot - over 4 years ago

Okay. Granted--Betty is a stone cold, manipulative, gold-digging trollop. But her teacher's treatment of her is unsettling inappropriate, and would cost him his job nowadays.
I mean he basically told her, to her face: "You're a sweet piece of tail, but dumber than a bag of hammers"....JESUS! The harassment lawsuit that would result from a teacher talking to a student like that these days would bankrupt the school district!


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705 - Escape 2000 - over 4 years ago

So....where does the "2000" part of this mess fit in?
I'm more than halfway through this movie, and there's been NO reference whatsoever to the year 2000...matter of fact, nothing's been established regarding when this film takes place save for a vague sense that it's sometime after 1986 (the only year mentioned thus far)

Again, I'll answer my own question: The only reason they called this crap sandwich Escape 2000 is because Escape From New York was taken :P


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523 - Village of the Giants - over 4 years ago

I recognized a name in the credits, and decided to look it up on IMDB. Sure enough, that's THE Toni Basil in this film--Toni "Oh Mickey you're so fine" Basil...as a character named "Red". I had no clue she was that old! :)


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503 - Swamp Diamonds - over 4 years ago

Say what you want about Corman's abilities as a director--but DAMN! he certainly knows how to cast gorgeous actresses! :)


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603 - The Dead Talk Back - over 4 years ago

Call me weird, but I think the Selling Wizard girl is hot :)

But then, I thought the same about Judy--the "squishy" girl from Young Man's Fancy :D


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421 - Monster A-Go Go - over 4 years ago

So from what I've read, Rebane finished this film in 1961, but couldn't afford to release it, so Herschel Gordon Lewis bought it. Lewis decided to add some new scenes, but it was 4 years later, and he couldn't get all the origiinal actors. So basically we end up with 2 bad movies spliced together to form one horrible movie.


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205 - Rocket Attack USA - over 4 years ago

"Coincidence? Read the book..."

A Time-Life books Mysteries of the Unknown reference...man, that takes me back!


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610 - The Violent Years - over 4 years ago

I love this show, but this episode is seriously disturbing. They've always been kind of playfully sexist, but this really crosses the line. Two lovers in a car get held up. One of them gets dragged off into the woods, stripped, and gang raped at gunpoint. And Mike and the bots not only cheer it on but keep going back to how so many other people must be lining up, hoping it'll happen to them.


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519 - Outlaw of Gor - over 4 years ago

Y'know, I love this episode-- but I can never seem to remember the name of the main character....if only someone else in the movie would say it out loud...


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303 - Pod People - over 4 years ago

Isn't it just heartwarming how the It Stinks Guy's girlfriend is comforted by the Non-Threatening Best Friend? Basically, he explains that musicians, by nature, are unfaithful cads. He advises her to suck it up and accept a life of playing second fiddle to an endless stream of nubile young groupies...because he really does love her! Honest!

Essentially, it's HER fault for not taking Ricky's complete lack of respect for her, or for their relationship in stride like a good little doormat.


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620 - Danger! Death Ray - almost 3 years ago

Like Stephen was saying 2 years ago, I'm surprised, and slightly confused by this ep's popularity--I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it--but it's on the list (a rather short list, mind you) of episodes that made almost NO impression on me--along with Code Name: Diamond Head, The Phantom Planet, The Hellcats, and a few others.

Am I missing something? I'm gonna watch this tonight and see if I can figure out why I don't remember this film better.


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Y'know, it just dawned on me that there are at least three Atlantises in MST3K: The underwater Atlantis in Undersea Kingdom, New Atlantis on Jupiter's moon in Fire Maidens From Outer Space, and the Atlantis below Egypt in Alien From L.A

Did I miss any?


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Obey the toaster!


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604 - Zombie Nightmare - over 4 years ago

George Romero's "Casey At The Bat"


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422 - The Day the Earth Froze - over 4 years ago

WITCH: Forge a Sampo! Or you'll never see the face of your pretty sister again!
CROW: Can we see the other parts?

(possibly the raunchiest joke of the Joel Era)


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904 - Werewolf - over 4 years ago

C'mon! DEAD people know what's gonna happen here!


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910 - The Final Sacrifice - about 4 years ago

We're gonna make you drink something other than beer!


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910 - The Final Sacrifice - about 4 years ago

Are you gonna be a Mountie or a fishing guide when you grow up?


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910 - The Final Sacrifice - about 4 years ago

MIKE: We mustn't hate! Mustn't hate!
CROW: At least so overtly.
MIKE: Exactly! Must disguise our hate, just a little....


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521 - Santa Claus - about 4 years ago

Every year we gotta sing the fruity send-off song! No wonder the elves quit!


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Will you buy me a Golden Globe, then?

Why sure!


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705 - Escape 2000 - over 4 years ago

Steve Dallas: Terrorist.


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904 - Werewolf - over 4 years ago

Um, this is God: I've reviewed it with the committee. and no--we won't save you.


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904 - Werewolf - over 4 years ago

It's not a good sign when the action in your movie is upstaged by a mural.