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Scooter Atreides
In Waukegan, IL USA

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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    250
  2. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    622
  3. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    388
  4. The Wild World of Batwoman
    211
  5. Alien from L.A.
    252
  6. I Accuse My Parents
    368
  7. Monster A-Go Go
    317
  8. Hobgoblins
    362
  9. Girl in Gold Boots
    257
  10. Girls Town
    266
  11. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    207
  12. Eegah
    356
  13. Santa Claus
    265
  14. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    255
  15. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    138
  16. Pod People
    514
  17. The Violent Years
    149
  18. The Giant Spider Invasion
    315
  19. Bride of the Monster
    209
  20. Lost Continent
    226
  21. Zombie Nightmare
    279
  22. The Creeping Terror
    230
  23. Horrors of Spider Island
    206
  24. Prince of Space
    417
  25. Rocket Attack USA
    139
  26. The Sword and the Dragon
    201
  27. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    227
  28. Catalina Caper
    246
  29. Kitten with a Whip
    142
  30. Racket Girls
    157
  31. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    237
  32. The Sinister Urge
    197
  33. The Magic Sword
    190
  34. Robot Monster
    139
  35. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    207
  36. Space Mutiny
    831
  37. War of the Colossal Beast
    205
  38. Village of the Giants
    177
  39. Outlaw of Gor
    286
  40. Mitchell
    532
  41. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    204
  42. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    274
  43. Horror of Party Beach
    292
  44. Hercules Unchained
    167
  45. Mighty Jack
    156
  46. The Atomic Brain
    152
  47. The Giant Gila Monster
    221
  48. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    274
  49. Jack Frost
    294
  50. Red Zone Cuba
    213
  51. Werewolf
    487
  52. King Dinosaur
    182
  53. Devil Doll
    223
  54. The Amazing Colossal Man
    186
  55. The Beatniks
    170
  56. Soultaker
    341
  57. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    307
  58. Cave Dwellers
    389
  59. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    192
  60. 12 to the Moon
    182
  61. High School Big Shot
    168
  62. Puma Man
    467
  63. Escape 2000
    231
  64. Invasion USA
    153
  65. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    306
  66. Future War
    238
  67. The Undead
    220
  68. Ring of Terror
    175
  69. The Rebel Set
    144
  70. The Leech Woman
    211
  71. Teenage Strangler
    288
  72. The Corpse Vanishes
    137
  73. Rocketship X-M
    263
  74. The Space Children
    155
  75. The Final Sacrifice
    689
  76. Untamed Youth
    123
  77. Daddy-O
    228
  78. Teenagers from Outer Space
    255
  79. Time of the Apes
    248
  80. Tormented
    201
  81. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    206
  82. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    133
  83. Night of the Blood Beast
    284
  84. Laserblast
    354
  85. City Limits
    155
  86. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    172
  87. Terror from the Year 5000
    221
  88. Gamera
    217
  89. It Conquered the World
    254
  90. The Day the Earth Froze
    243
  91. Warrior of the Lost World
    293
  92. Swamp Diamonds
    142
  93. Angels' Revenge
    190
  94. The Dead Talk Back
    255
  95. Revenge of the Creature
    203
  96. The She-Creature
    155
  97. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    193
  98. Wild Rebels
    147
  99. Diabolik
    193
  100. Quest of the Delta Knights
    241

Recent Comments with recent replies

517 - Beginning of the End - about 4 years ago
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Being from Illinois, what really cracks me up is when Mike says "Guys, this is so NOT Illinois" and "That's one of my favorite mountains in Illinois." Comedy gold!


311 - It Conquered the World - over 5 years ago
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Amazingly obscure Church of the Sub Genius reference in the short. I'm impressed. Impressed enough to give Slack.


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One of the small handful of eps I never bothered to finish--along with Hamlet, Final Justice, and Track of the Moon Beast (yeah--Season 10 isn't my favorite)

Gonna give it another shot tonight--let's see what happens :)


820 - Space Mutiny - over 5 years ago
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Hey! 100 laughs for Space Mutiny! To commemorate the occasion, I invite everyone to make up their own original name for David Ryder (Blast Hardcheese)


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - over 5 years ago
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So with the death of the stripper at the cabin while the other women were out looking for Gary, was the horror movie trope that says the sluttiest character is ALWAYS doomed born?


303 - Pod People - over 5 years ago
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This movie makes a LOT more sense after reading the Wikipedia page:
"The film was originally meant to be about evil aliens, but the producers demanded script alterations in order to cash in on the success of E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial by featuring a child and cute, lovable alien."
Assuredly, the title sequence features the original pre-Trumpy alien monster.


314 - Mighty Jack - about 5 years ago
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I'm always impressed when they avoid the easy, obvious jokes: You've got a character named "Atari" here...This episode COULD have been wall to wall video game jokes, but they limited themselves to one or two quips about Pong. A lesser show would have grabbed for the low hanging fruit, so to speak.


107 - Robot Monster - over 5 years ago
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Easily the best episode of season one.


618 - High School Big Shot - about 5 years ago
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Okay. Granted--Betty is a stone cold, manipulative, gold-digging trollop. But her teacher's treatment of her is unsettling inappropriate, and would cost him his job nowadays.
I mean he basically told her, to her face: "You're a sweet piece of tail, but dumber than a bag of hammers"....JESUS! The harassment lawsuit that would result from a teacher talking to a student like that these days would bankrupt the school district!


705 - Escape 2000 - about 5 years ago
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So....where does the "2000" part of this mess fit in?
I'm more than halfway through this movie, and there's been NO reference whatsoever to the year 2000...matter of fact, nothing's been established regarding when this film takes place save for a vague sense that it's sometime after 1986 (the only year mentioned thus far)

Again, I'll answer my own question: The only reason they called this crap sandwich Escape 2000 is because Escape From New York was taken :P


523 - Village of the Giants - over 5 years ago
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I recognized a name in the credits, and decided to look it up on IMDB. Sure enough, that's THE Toni Basil in this film--Toni "Oh Mickey you're so fine" Basil...as a character named "Red". I had no clue she was that old! :)


Recent Riffs

604 - Zombie Nightmare - over 5 years ago
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George Romero's "Casey At The Bat"


422 - The Day the Earth Froze - about 5 years ago
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WITCH: Forge a Sampo! Or you'll never see the face of your pretty sister again!
CROW: Can we see the other parts?

(possibly the raunchiest joke of the Joel Era)


904 - Werewolf - about 5 years ago
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C'mon! DEAD people know what's gonna happen here!


910 - The Final Sacrifice - about 5 years ago
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We're gonna make you drink something other than beer!


910 - The Final Sacrifice - about 5 years ago
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Are you gonna be a Mountie or a fishing guide when you grow up?


910 - The Final Sacrifice - about 5 years ago
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MIKE: We mustn't hate! Mustn't hate!
CROW: At least so overtly.
MIKE: Exactly! Must disguise our hate, just a little....


521 - Santa Claus - about 5 years ago
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Every year we gotta sing the fruity send-off song! No wonder the elves quit!


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Will you buy me a Golden Globe, then?

Why sure!


705 - Escape 2000 - about 5 years ago
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Steve Dallas: Terrorist.


904 - Werewolf - about 5 years ago
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Um, this is God: I've reviewed it with the committee. and no--we won't save you.


904 - Werewolf - about 5 years ago
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It's not a good sign when the action in your movie is upstaged by a mural.


904 - Werewolf - about 5 years ago
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Chubby Ramone!