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Scooter Atreides
In Waukegan, IL USA

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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    293
  2. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    708
  3. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    438
  4. The Wild World of Batwoman
    236
  5. Alien from L.A.
    281
  6. I Accuse My Parents
    421
  7. Monster A-Go Go
    351
  8. Hobgoblins
    405
  9. Girl in Gold Boots
    289
  10. Girls Town
    297
  11. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    236
  12. Eegah
    402
  13. Santa Claus
    303
  14. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    286
  15. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    155
  16. Pod People
    578
  17. The Violent Years
    174
  18. The Giant Spider Invasion
    360
  19. Bride of the Monster
    245
  20. Lost Continent
    255
  21. Zombie Nightmare
    311
  22. The Creeping Terror
    253
  23. Horrors of Spider Island
    236
  24. Prince of Space
    474
  25. Rocket Attack USA
    156
  26. The Sword and the Dragon
    232
  27. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    248
  28. Catalina Caper
    273
  29. Kitten with a Whip
    153
  30. Racket Girls
    180
  31. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    261
  32. The Sinister Urge
    223
  33. The Magic Sword
    213
  34. Robot Monster
    159
  35. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    231
  36. Space Mutiny
    925
  37. War of the Colossal Beast
    234
  38. Village of the Giants
    204
  39. Outlaw of Gor
    330
  40. Mitchell
    597
  41. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    231
  42. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    304
  43. Horror of Party Beach
    325
  44. Hercules Unchained
    188
  45. Mighty Jack
    176
  46. The Atomic Brain
    173
  47. The Giant Gila Monster
    268
  48. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    323
  49. Jack Frost
    346
  50. Red Zone Cuba
    236
  51. Werewolf
    551
  52. King Dinosaur
    205
  53. Devil Doll
    251
  54. The Amazing Colossal Man
    216
  55. The Beatniks
    192
  56. Soultaker
    386
  57. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    352
  58. Cave Dwellers
    446
  59. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    226
  60. 12 to the Moon
    211
  61. High School Big Shot
    195
  62. Puma Man
    538
  63. Escape 2000
    265
  64. Invasion USA
    183
  65. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    347
  66. Future War
    273
  67. The Undead
    247
  68. Ring of Terror
    198
  69. The Rebel Set
    170
  70. The Leech Woman
    247
  71. Teenage Strangler
    324
  72. The Corpse Vanishes
    155
  73. Rocketship X-M
    290
  74. The Space Children
    186
  75. The Final Sacrifice
    775
  76. Untamed Youth
    140
  77. Daddy-O
    255
  78. Teenagers from Outer Space
    293
  79. Time of the Apes
    285
  80. Tormented
    227
  81. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    228
  82. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    165
  83. Night of the Blood Beast
    326
  84. Laserblast
    411
  85. City Limits
    176
  86. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    214
  87. Terror from the Year 5000
    254
  88. Gamera
    254
  89. It Conquered the World
    297
  90. The Day the Earth Froze
    286
  91. Warrior of the Lost World
    341
  92. Swamp Diamonds
    161
  93. Angels' Revenge
    214
  94. The Dead Talk Back
    289
  95. Revenge of the Creature
    236
  96. The She-Creature
    179
  97. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    221
  98. Wild Rebels
    169
  99. Diabolik
    216
  100. Quest of the Delta Knights
    269

Recent Comments with recent replies

908 - The Touch of Satan - over 7 years ago
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So that's Prop Diva Beez McKeever, huh?

um....

<3<3<3


904 - Werewolf - over 7 years ago
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I'll just get this out of my system:

SKELETONS DO NOT HAVE EARS!!!

There...now I can watch the movie.


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"You could have got mustard all over hiis brain!"

I love it when the funniest line in the episode is NOT a rif, but actual diialogue from the movie.


820 - Space Mutiny - over 6 years ago
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You know they keep making fun of Cisse Cameron's age in this but she was only 34 when this was made. Reb Brown was 40!


809 - I Was a Teenage Werewolf - over 8 years ago
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So when did Hollywood decide that werewolves should look like actual wolves instead of monkey/pig things?


523 - Village of the Giants - over 7 years ago
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I recognized a name in the credits, and decided to look it up on IMDB. Sure enough, that's THE Toni Basil in this film--Toni "Oh Mickey you're so fine" Basil...as a character named "Red". I had no clue she was that old! :)


208 - Lost Continent - over 7 years ago
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Nice to have an answer to the question : "What if he simply REFUSES to go watch the movie ?"


319 - War of the Colossal Beast - over 7 years ago
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You're kidding! The episode that features Mr B Natural has only 29 laughs?!?!


820 - Space Mutiny - about 8 years ago
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why are there brick walls in space?


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Those cops may have been a little trigger happy. “An unarmed deformed man in a sport-coat and a fedora who isn’t hurting anyone! Open Fire! An unarmed deformed man who’s standing precariously on a rock fifty feet from anyone to whom he can possibly be a threat! Open Fire! An unarmed deformed man who’s fleeing in terror and has his back turned to us! Open Fire!”


517 - Beginning of the End - over 6 years ago
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Being from Illinois, what really cracks me up is when Mike says "Guys, this is so NOT Illinois" and "That's one of my favorite mountains in Illinois." Comedy gold!


311 - It Conquered the World - about 8 years ago
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Amazingly obscure Church of the Sub Genius reference in the short. I'm impressed. Impressed enough to give Slack.


Recent Riffs

612 - The Starfighters - over 7 years ago
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Ahhhh, love ta fuel ya bay-bay!
Ahhhh, love ta fuel ya bay-bay!


604 - Zombie Nightmare - over 7 years ago
7 laughs

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George Romero's "Casey At The Bat"


422 - The Day the Earth Froze - over 7 years ago
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WITCH: Forge a Sampo! Or you'll never see the face of your pretty sister again!
CROW: Can we see the other parts?

(possibly the raunchiest joke of the Joel Era)


904 - Werewolf - over 7 years ago
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C'mon! DEAD people know what's gonna happen here!


910 - The Final Sacrifice - over 7 years ago
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We're gonna make you drink something other than beer!


910 - The Final Sacrifice - over 7 years ago
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Are you gonna be a Mountie or a fishing guide when you grow up?


910 - The Final Sacrifice - over 7 years ago
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MIKE: We mustn't hate! Mustn't hate!
CROW: At least so overtly.
MIKE: Exactly! Must disguise our hate, just a little....


521 - Santa Claus - over 7 years ago
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Every year we gotta sing the fruity send-off song! No wonder the elves quit!


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Will you buy me a Golden Globe, then?

Why sure!


705 - Escape 2000 - over 7 years ago
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Steve Dallas: Terrorist.


904 - Werewolf - over 7 years ago
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Um, this is God: I've reviewed it with the committee. and no--we won't save you.


904 - Werewolf - over 7 years ago
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It's not a good sign when the action in your movie is upstaged by a mural.