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Scooter Atreides
In Waukegan, IL USA

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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    262
  2. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    652
  3. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    404
  4. The Wild World of Batwoman
    223
  5. Alien from L.A.
    261
  6. I Accuse My Parents
    389
  7. Monster A-Go Go
    326
  8. Hobgoblins
    373
  9. Girl in Gold Boots
    265
  10. Girls Town
    279
  11. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    218
  12. Eegah
    370
  13. Santa Claus
    276
  14. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    267
  15. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    144
  16. Pod People
    535
  17. The Violent Years
    161
  18. The Giant Spider Invasion
    328
  19. Bride of the Monster
    222
  20. Lost Continent
    233
  21. Zombie Nightmare
    290
  22. The Creeping Terror
    238
  23. Horrors of Spider Island
    216
  24. Prince of Space
    441
  25. Rocket Attack USA
    143
  26. The Sword and the Dragon
    212
  27. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    232
  28. Catalina Caper
    253
  29. Kitten with a Whip
    146
  30. Racket Girls
    164
  31. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    245
  32. The Sinister Urge
    207
  33. The Magic Sword
    197
  34. Robot Monster
    145
  35. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    216
  36. Space Mutiny
    860
  37. War of the Colossal Beast
    211
  38. Village of the Giants
    188
  39. Outlaw of Gor
    300
  40. Mitchell
    555
  41. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    213
  42. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    284
  43. Horror of Party Beach
    301
  44. Hercules Unchained
    174
  45. Mighty Jack
    162
  46. The Atomic Brain
    161
  47. The Giant Gila Monster
    238
  48. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    291
  49. Jack Frost
    312
  50. Red Zone Cuba
    220
  51. Werewolf
    511
  52. King Dinosaur
    191
  53. Devil Doll
    236
  54. The Amazing Colossal Man
    199
  55. The Beatniks
    177
  56. Soultaker
    354
  57. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    324
  58. Cave Dwellers
    413
  59. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    202
  60. 12 to the Moon
    193
  61. High School Big Shot
    178
  62. Puma Man
    495
  63. Escape 2000
    243
  64. Invasion USA
    168
  65. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    320
  66. Future War
    247
  67. The Undead
    231
  68. Ring of Terror
    184
  69. The Rebel Set
    154
  70. The Leech Woman
    222
  71. Teenage Strangler
    301
  72. The Corpse Vanishes
    143
  73. Rocketship X-M
    271
  74. The Space Children
    167
  75. The Final Sacrifice
    724
  76. Untamed Youth
    130
  77. Daddy-O
    237
  78. Teenagers from Outer Space
    269
  79. Time of the Apes
    257
  80. Tormented
    215
  81. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    212
  82. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    146
  83. Night of the Blood Beast
    300
  84. Laserblast
    371
  85. City Limits
    162
  86. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    190
  87. Terror from the Year 5000
    231
  88. Gamera
    228
  89. It Conquered the World
    270
  90. The Day the Earth Froze
    259
  91. Warrior of the Lost World
    312
  92. Swamp Diamonds
    146
  93. Angels' Revenge
    198
  94. The Dead Talk Back
    273
  95. Revenge of the Creature
    210
  96. The She-Creature
    166
  97. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    204
  98. Wild Rebels
    156
  99. Diabolik
    202
  100. Quest of the Delta Knights
    248

Recent Comments with recent replies

319 - War of the Colossal Beast - about 6 years ago
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You're kidding! The episode that features Mr B Natural has only 29 laughs?!?!


820 - Space Mutiny - over 6 years ago
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why are there brick walls in space?


11 laughs

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Those cops may have been a little trigger happy. “An unarmed deformed man in a sport-coat and a fedora who isn’t hurting anyone! Open Fire! An unarmed deformed man who’s standing precariously on a rock fifty feet from anyone to whom he can possibly be a threat! Open Fire! An unarmed deformed man who’s fleeing in terror and has his back turned to us! Open Fire!”


517 - Beginning of the End - about 5 years ago
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Being from Illinois, what really cracks me up is when Mike says "Guys, this is so NOT Illinois" and "That's one of my favorite mountains in Illinois." Comedy gold!


311 - It Conquered the World - over 6 years ago
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Amazingly obscure Church of the Sub Genius reference in the short. I'm impressed. Impressed enough to give Slack.


2 laughs

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One of the small handful of eps I never bothered to finish--along with Hamlet, Final Justice, and Track of the Moon Beast (yeah--Season 10 isn't my favorite)

Gonna give it another shot tonight--let's see what happens :)


820 - Space Mutiny - over 6 years ago
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Hey! 100 laughs for Space Mutiny! To commemorate the occasion, I invite everyone to make up their own original name for David Ryder (Blast Hardcheese)


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - about 6 years ago
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So with the death of the stripper at the cabin while the other women were out looking for Gary, was the horror movie trope that says the sluttiest character is ALWAYS doomed born?


303 - Pod People - over 6 years ago
9 laughs

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This movie makes a LOT more sense after reading the Wikipedia page:
"The film was originally meant to be about evil aliens, but the producers demanded script alterations in order to cash in on the success of E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial by featuring a child and cute, lovable alien."
Assuredly, the title sequence features the original pre-Trumpy alien monster.


314 - Mighty Jack - about 6 years ago
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I'm always impressed when they avoid the easy, obvious jokes: You've got a character named "Atari" here...This episode COULD have been wall to wall video game jokes, but they limited themselves to one or two quips about Pong. A lesser show would have grabbed for the low hanging fruit, so to speak.


107 - Robot Monster - over 6 years ago
4 laughs

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Easily the best episode of season one.


Recent Riffs

612 - The Starfighters - about 6 years ago
10 laughs

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Ahhhh, love ta fuel ya bay-bay!
Ahhhh, love ta fuel ya bay-bay!


604 - Zombie Nightmare - over 6 years ago
7 laughs

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George Romero's "Casey At The Bat"


422 - The Day the Earth Froze - about 6 years ago
16 laughs

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WITCH: Forge a Sampo! Or you'll never see the face of your pretty sister again!
CROW: Can we see the other parts?

(possibly the raunchiest joke of the Joel Era)


904 - Werewolf - about 6 years ago
8 laughs

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C'mon! DEAD people know what's gonna happen here!


910 - The Final Sacrifice - about 6 years ago
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We're gonna make you drink something other than beer!


910 - The Final Sacrifice - about 6 years ago
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Are you gonna be a Mountie or a fishing guide when you grow up?


910 - The Final Sacrifice - about 6 years ago
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MIKE: We mustn't hate! Mustn't hate!
CROW: At least so overtly.
MIKE: Exactly! Must disguise our hate, just a little....


521 - Santa Claus - about 6 years ago
11 laughs

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Every year we gotta sing the fruity send-off song! No wonder the elves quit!


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Will you buy me a Golden Globe, then?

Why sure!


705 - Escape 2000 - about 6 years ago
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Steve Dallas: Terrorist.


904 - Werewolf - about 6 years ago
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Um, this is God: I've reviewed it with the committee. and no--we won't save you.


904 - Werewolf - about 6 years ago
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It's not a good sign when the action in your movie is upstaged by a mural.