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Scooter Atreides
In Waukegan, IL USA

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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    283
  2. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    679
  3. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    425
  4. The Wild World of Batwoman
    231
  5. Alien from L.A.
    277
  6. I Accuse My Parents
    406
  7. Monster A-Go Go
    340
  8. Hobgoblins
    392
  9. Girl in Gold Boots
    279
  10. Girls Town
    286
  11. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    228
  12. Eegah
    389
  13. Santa Claus
    291
  14. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    277
  15. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    152
  16. Pod People
    566
  17. The Violent Years
    170
  18. The Giant Spider Invasion
    349
  19. Bride of the Monster
    235
  20. Lost Continent
    246
  21. Zombie Nightmare
    305
  22. The Creeping Terror
    249
  23. Horrors of Spider Island
    224
  24. Prince of Space
    459
  25. Rocket Attack USA
    154
  26. The Sword and the Dragon
    223
  27. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    244
  28. Catalina Caper
    268
  29. Kitten with a Whip
    152
  30. Racket Girls
    173
  31. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    257
  32. The Sinister Urge
    218
  33. The Magic Sword
    206
  34. Robot Monster
    155
  35. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    225
  36. Space Mutiny
    896
  37. War of the Colossal Beast
    227
  38. Village of the Giants
    194
  39. Outlaw of Gor
    317
  40. Mitchell
    578
  41. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    222
  42. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    298
  43. Horror of Party Beach
    311
  44. Hercules Unchained
    184
  45. Mighty Jack
    173
  46. The Atomic Brain
    170
  47. The Giant Gila Monster
    256
  48. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    312
  49. Jack Frost
    334
  50. Red Zone Cuba
    229
  51. Werewolf
    534
  52. King Dinosaur
    202
  53. Devil Doll
    245
  54. The Amazing Colossal Man
    213
  55. The Beatniks
    187
  56. Soultaker
    376
  57. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    340
  58. Cave Dwellers
    433
  59. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    219
  60. 12 to the Moon
    204
  61. High School Big Shot
    189
  62. Puma Man
    514
  63. Escape 2000
    255
  64. Invasion USA
    177
  65. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    336
  66. Future War
    263
  67. The Undead
    243
  68. Ring of Terror
    192
  69. The Rebel Set
    161
  70. The Leech Woman
    238
  71. Teenage Strangler
    315
  72. The Corpse Vanishes
    153
  73. Rocketship X-M
    283
  74. The Space Children
    179
  75. The Final Sacrifice
    753
  76. Untamed Youth
    135
  77. Daddy-O
    251
  78. Teenagers from Outer Space
    284
  79. Time of the Apes
    278
  80. Tormented
    223
  81. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    223
  82. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    155
  83. Night of the Blood Beast
    317
  84. Laserblast
    396
  85. City Limits
    172
  86. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    200
  87. Terror from the Year 5000
    245
  88. Gamera
    247
  89. It Conquered the World
    288
  90. The Day the Earth Froze
    278
  91. Warrior of the Lost World
    332
  92. Swamp Diamonds
    153
  93. Angels' Revenge
    209
  94. The Dead Talk Back
    279
  95. Revenge of the Creature
    229
  96. The She-Creature
    173
  97. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    218
  98. Wild Rebels
    166
  99. Diabolik
    211
  100. Quest of the Delta Knights
    258

Recent Comments with recent replies

208 - Lost Continent - about 7 years ago
7 laughs

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Nice to have an answer to the question : "What if he simply REFUSES to go watch the movie ?"


319 - War of the Colossal Beast - about 7 years ago
7 laughs

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You're kidding! The episode that features Mr B Natural has only 29 laughs?!?!


820 - Space Mutiny - over 7 years ago
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why are there brick walls in space?


12 laughs

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Those cops may have been a little trigger happy. “An unarmed deformed man in a sport-coat and a fedora who isn’t hurting anyone! Open Fire! An unarmed deformed man who’s standing precariously on a rock fifty feet from anyone to whom he can possibly be a threat! Open Fire! An unarmed deformed man who’s fleeing in terror and has his back turned to us! Open Fire!”


517 - Beginning of the End - about 6 years ago
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Being from Illinois, what really cracks me up is when Mike says "Guys, this is so NOT Illinois" and "That's one of my favorite mountains in Illinois." Comedy gold!


311 - It Conquered the World - over 7 years ago
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Amazingly obscure Church of the Sub Genius reference in the short. I'm impressed. Impressed enough to give Slack.


2 laughs

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One of the small handful of eps I never bothered to finish--along with Hamlet, Final Justice, and Track of the Moon Beast (yeah--Season 10 isn't my favorite)

Gonna give it another shot tonight--let's see what happens :)


820 - Space Mutiny - about 7 years ago
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Hey! 100 laughs for Space Mutiny! To commemorate the occasion, I invite everyone to make up their own original name for David Ryder (Blast Hardcheese)


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - about 7 years ago
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So with the death of the stripper at the cabin while the other women were out looking for Gary, was the horror movie trope that says the sluttiest character is ALWAYS doomed born?


303 - Pod People - over 7 years ago
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This movie makes a LOT more sense after reading the Wikipedia page:
"The film was originally meant to be about evil aliens, but the producers demanded script alterations in order to cash in on the success of E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial by featuring a child and cute, lovable alien."
Assuredly, the title sequence features the original pre-Trumpy alien monster.


314 - Mighty Jack - about 7 years ago
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I'm always impressed when they avoid the easy, obvious jokes: You've got a character named "Atari" here...This episode COULD have been wall to wall video game jokes, but they limited themselves to one or two quips about Pong. A lesser show would have grabbed for the low hanging fruit, so to speak.


Recent Riffs

612 - The Starfighters - about 7 years ago
10 laughs

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Ahhhh, love ta fuel ya bay-bay!
Ahhhh, love ta fuel ya bay-bay!


604 - Zombie Nightmare - about 7 years ago
7 laughs

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George Romero's "Casey At The Bat"


422 - The Day the Earth Froze - about 7 years ago
16 laughs

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WITCH: Forge a Sampo! Or you'll never see the face of your pretty sister again!
CROW: Can we see the other parts?

(possibly the raunchiest joke of the Joel Era)


904 - Werewolf - almost 7 years ago
8 laughs

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C'mon! DEAD people know what's gonna happen here!


910 - The Final Sacrifice - almost 7 years ago
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We're gonna make you drink something other than beer!


910 - The Final Sacrifice - almost 7 years ago
7 laughs

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Are you gonna be a Mountie or a fishing guide when you grow up?


910 - The Final Sacrifice - almost 7 years ago
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MIKE: We mustn't hate! Mustn't hate!
CROW: At least so overtly.
MIKE: Exactly! Must disguise our hate, just a little....


521 - Santa Claus - almost 7 years ago
11 laughs

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Every year we gotta sing the fruity send-off song! No wonder the elves quit!


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Will you buy me a Golden Globe, then?

Why sure!


705 - Escape 2000 - almost 7 years ago
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Steve Dallas: Terrorist.


904 - Werewolf - almost 7 years ago
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Um, this is God: I've reviewed it with the committee. and no--we won't save you.


904 - Werewolf - almost 7 years ago
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It's not a good sign when the action in your movie is upstaged by a mural.