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Scooter Atreides
In Waukegan, IL USA

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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    286
  2. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    694
  3. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    430
  4. The Wild World of Batwoman
    234
  5. Alien from L.A.
    280
  6. I Accuse My Parents
    413
  7. Monster A-Go Go
    348
  8. Hobgoblins
    401
  9. Girl in Gold Boots
    284
  10. Girls Town
    295
  11. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    233
  12. Eegah
    392
  13. Santa Claus
    300
  14. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    279
  15. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    153
  16. Pod People
    571
  17. The Violent Years
    170
  18. The Giant Spider Invasion
    356
  19. Bride of the Monster
    241
  20. Lost Continent
    251
  21. Zombie Nightmare
    307
  22. The Creeping Terror
    250
  23. Horrors of Spider Island
    233
  24. Prince of Space
    468
  25. Rocket Attack USA
    154
  26. The Sword and the Dragon
    226
  27. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    245
  28. Catalina Caper
    270
  29. Kitten with a Whip
    153
  30. Racket Girls
    178
  31. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    260
  32. The Sinister Urge
    221
  33. The Magic Sword
    211
  34. Robot Monster
    156
  35. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    228
  36. Space Mutiny
    912
  37. War of the Colossal Beast
    231
  38. Village of the Giants
    201
  39. Outlaw of Gor
    326
  40. Mitchell
    588
  41. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    225
  42. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    299
  43. Horror of Party Beach
    320
  44. Hercules Unchained
    188
  45. Mighty Jack
    173
  46. The Atomic Brain
    172
  47. The Giant Gila Monster
    265
  48. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    318
  49. Jack Frost
    340
  50. Red Zone Cuba
    230
  51. Werewolf
    543
  52. King Dinosaur
    203
  53. Devil Doll
    247
  54. The Amazing Colossal Man
    214
  55. The Beatniks
    190
  56. Soultaker
    383
  57. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    348
  58. Cave Dwellers
    442
  59. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    224
  60. 12 to the Moon
    209
  61. High School Big Shot
    192
  62. Puma Man
    527
  63. Escape 2000
    262
  64. Invasion USA
    181
  65. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    338
  66. Future War
    270
  67. The Undead
    247
  68. Ring of Terror
    196
  69. The Rebel Set
    166
  70. The Leech Woman
    242
  71. Teenage Strangler
    323
  72. The Corpse Vanishes
    152
  73. Rocketship X-M
    286
  74. The Space Children
    184
  75. The Final Sacrifice
    764
  76. Untamed Youth
    137
  77. Daddy-O
    253
  78. Teenagers from Outer Space
    288
  79. Time of the Apes
    281
  80. Tormented
    226
  81. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    228
  82. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    160
  83. Night of the Blood Beast
    322
  84. Laserblast
    403
  85. City Limits
    172
  86. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    209
  87. Terror from the Year 5000
    251
  88. Gamera
    249
  89. It Conquered the World
    294
  90. The Day the Earth Froze
    280
  91. Warrior of the Lost World
    337
  92. Swamp Diamonds
    158
  93. Angels' Revenge
    214
  94. The Dead Talk Back
    285
  95. Revenge of the Creature
    232
  96. The She-Creature
    176
  97. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    221
  98. Wild Rebels
    167
  99. Diabolik
    213
  100. Quest of the Delta Knights
    266

Recent Comments with recent replies

523 - Village of the Giants - over 7 years ago
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I recognized a name in the credits, and decided to look it up on IMDB. Sure enough, that's THE Toni Basil in this film--Toni "Oh Mickey you're so fine" Basil...as a character named "Red". I had no clue she was that old! :)


208 - Lost Continent - over 7 years ago
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Nice to have an answer to the question : "What if he simply REFUSES to go watch the movie ?"


319 - War of the Colossal Beast - over 7 years ago
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You're kidding! The episode that features Mr B Natural has only 29 laughs?!?!


820 - Space Mutiny - almost 8 years ago
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why are there brick walls in space?


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Those cops may have been a little trigger happy. “An unarmed deformed man in a sport-coat and a fedora who isn’t hurting anyone! Open Fire! An unarmed deformed man who’s standing precariously on a rock fifty feet from anyone to whom he can possibly be a threat! Open Fire! An unarmed deformed man who’s fleeing in terror and has his back turned to us! Open Fire!”


517 - Beginning of the End - over 6 years ago
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Being from Illinois, what really cracks me up is when Mike says "Guys, this is so NOT Illinois" and "That's one of my favorite mountains in Illinois." Comedy gold!


311 - It Conquered the World - almost 8 years ago
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Amazingly obscure Church of the Sub Genius reference in the short. I'm impressed. Impressed enough to give Slack.


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One of the small handful of eps I never bothered to finish--along with Hamlet, Final Justice, and Track of the Moon Beast (yeah--Season 10 isn't my favorite)

Gonna give it another shot tonight--let's see what happens :)


820 - Space Mutiny - over 7 years ago
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Hey! 100 laughs for Space Mutiny! To commemorate the occasion, I invite everyone to make up their own original name for David Ryder (Blast Hardcheese)


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - over 7 years ago
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So with the death of the stripper at the cabin while the other women were out looking for Gary, was the horror movie trope that says the sluttiest character is ALWAYS doomed born?


303 - Pod People - over 7 years ago
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This movie makes a LOT more sense after reading the Wikipedia page:
"The film was originally meant to be about evil aliens, but the producers demanded script alterations in order to cash in on the success of E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial by featuring a child and cute, lovable alien."
Assuredly, the title sequence features the original pre-Trumpy alien monster.


Recent Riffs

612 - The Starfighters - over 7 years ago
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Ahhhh, love ta fuel ya bay-bay!
Ahhhh, love ta fuel ya bay-bay!


604 - Zombie Nightmare - over 7 years ago
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George Romero's "Casey At The Bat"


422 - The Day the Earth Froze - over 7 years ago
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WITCH: Forge a Sampo! Or you'll never see the face of your pretty sister again!
CROW: Can we see the other parts?

(possibly the raunchiest joke of the Joel Era)


904 - Werewolf - over 7 years ago
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C'mon! DEAD people know what's gonna happen here!


910 - The Final Sacrifice - over 7 years ago
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We're gonna make you drink something other than beer!


910 - The Final Sacrifice - over 7 years ago
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Are you gonna be a Mountie or a fishing guide when you grow up?


910 - The Final Sacrifice - over 7 years ago
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MIKE: We mustn't hate! Mustn't hate!
CROW: At least so overtly.
MIKE: Exactly! Must disguise our hate, just a little....


521 - Santa Claus - over 7 years ago
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Every year we gotta sing the fruity send-off song! No wonder the elves quit!


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Will you buy me a Golden Globe, then?

Why sure!


705 - Escape 2000 - over 7 years ago
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Steve Dallas: Terrorist.


904 - Werewolf - over 7 years ago
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Um, this is God: I've reviewed it with the committee. and no--we won't save you.


904 - Werewolf - over 7 years ago
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It's not a good sign when the action in your movie is upstaged by a mural.