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Pod People
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Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
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Night of the Blood Beast
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Beginning of the End
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The Unearthly
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Secret Agent Super Dragon
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The Giant Gila Monster
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Santa Claus
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Girl in Gold Boots
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The Brain that Wouldn't Die
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I Accuse My Parents
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Manhunt in Space
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Eegah
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The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
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Red Zone Cuba
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The Killer Shrews
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Earth vs. the Spider
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The Creeping Terror
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Danger! Death Ray
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Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
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Gamera
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The Touch of Satan
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The Final Sacrifice
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Space Mutiny
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Final Justice
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Warrior of the Lost World
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Soultaker
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The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
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Hobgoblins
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The Starfighters
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Recent Riffs
I'll just stay out here and bark out belligerent fatassed orders!
The meeting of the society of guys who can make a W will now begin.
"And-- you-- who-- could-- hurl-- boulders-- off the mountaintops!!"
And you-- who could open beer with your teeth!
"Take the trouble to look beyond your nose at what you see."
-Oh yeah, that.
-Keep looking, there.
-Oh yeah, I've seen it.
-Come on, take a big, steamy gawk.
-I'm looking!
-C'mon, look! Look!
-Stop it!
-Look! Look!
-Stop it!
"Women can make a difference." Ah, the director wrote that so he could get laid.
"I want to give you some idea of what to expect."
There's 80,000 of them and 7 of us.
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-Hey, my sensible pants!
-Hey, my bra!
-Hey, my pantyho-- I mean, what are those?
I guess the pants are the ones Joel gave Crow as a gift, instead of a racecar. Seems like he shouldn't be upset about losing them.
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My cat sat on my lap and watched the entire interminable flight fight sequence towards the end of the movie. I think he's the only creature on earth who has ever enjoyed it.
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I grew up in the 90s and played with Creepy Crawlers when they were revived. Now I feel like I owe Joel and the bots ...Of course, mine was much safer ...But I do remember a home smelter that made tiny figurines. That sounded like a fun accident waiting to happen.
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This is high up on my list of top ten worst movies I've ever seen.
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I'm so glad I watched this one! I didn't know what it was about going into it, but my mom is Finnish and we used to read a kid's book based on the Kalevala about Väinämöinen playing his harp and Louhi stealing the sun and moon, so this felt very familiar to me. Granted, it was a goofy movie, but there were lots of Monty Python references, so that made it better. Oh and lastly: Finland is not Sweden!!
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So the "death ray" in this movie is the true definition of a MacGuffin.
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I actually find it creepier for the girl to shave Eegah than her dad. Kinda gives me the jibblies.
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Close your eyes, just listen to Torgo, and tell me he isn't being played by Katharine Hepburn!
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'Bitter Sweethearts' is definitely one of the better invention exchanges.
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20:11 There really is a "New Petitions Against Tax" article in every MST-related movie newspaper!
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I love the throwbacks to previous episodes/experiments. Turn your crank to Frank, some refueling music from Starfighters, and "why don't they look" from the "Last Clear Chance" short.
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So, I've though about it and I think super-douche from H.A.R.M is the second most detestable "suave and irresistible to women protagonist" of all these movies. (The first being Deathstalker, clearly.) Every time he nose kisses that baby-woman I cringe.