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  1. The Sidehackers
    206
  2. Eegah
    386
  3. Wild Rebels
    166
  4. The Incredible Melting Man
    272
  5. Warrior of the Lost World
    327
  6. Teenagers from Outer Space
    279
  7. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    223
  8. It Lives by Night
    171
  9. Gamera vs. Guiron
    247
  10. Catalina Caper
    266
  11. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    222
  12. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    323
  13. King Dinosaur
    202
  14. Master Ninja I
    253
  15. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    295
  16. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    337
  17. Time of the Apes
    276
  18. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    251
  19. I Accuse My Parents
    403
  20. Riding with Death
    386
  21. Time Chasers
    429
  22. Teenage Crime Wave
    181
  23. High School Big Shot
    186
  24. Terror from the Year 5000
    242
  25. Daddy-O
    248
  26. Laserblast
    390
  27. Stranded in Space
    129
  28. Untamed Youth
    134
  29. Bloodlust
    185
  30. The Human Duplicators
    206
  31. Earth vs. the Spider
    199
  32. The Hellcats
    113
  33. Cave Dwellers
    430
  34. Ring of Terror
    190
  35. Lost Continent
    244
  36. First Spaceship on Venus
    154
  37. The Unearthly
    200
  38. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    308
  39. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    198
  40. Gamera
    242
  41. The Creeping Terror
    246
  42. Squirm
    235
  43. Girl in Gold Boots
    274
  44. Gamera vs. Barugon
    174
  45. Gamera vs. Gaos
    149
  46. The Amazing Colossal Man
    211
  47. Fugitive Alien
    327
  48. The Deadly Bees
    214
  49. Rocket Attack USA
    152
  50. Master Ninja II
    156
  51. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    150
  52. The Beatniks
    184
  53. War of the Colossal Beast
    224
  54. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    224
  55. Gamera vs. Zigra
    171
  56. It Conquered the World
    286
  57. Teenage Caveman
    155
  58. Mighty Jack
    172
  59. The Giant Gila Monster
    254
  60. City Limits
    169
  61. Jungle Goddess
    186
  62. Being from Another Planet
    195
  63. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    215
  64. Pod People
    560
  65. Hercules Unchained
    181
  66. The Indestructible Man
    157
  67. Rocketship X-M
    280
  68. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    215
  69. The Magic Sword
    205
  70. Hercules and the Captive Women
    157
  71. Manhunt in Space
    168
  72. Tormented
    220
  73. Crash of the Moons
    171
  74. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    227
  75. The Rebel Set
    160
  76. Monster A-Go Go
    338
  77. The Day the Earth Froze
    276
  78. Bride of the Monster
    233
  79. Hercules
    152
  80. Swamp Diamonds
    152
  81. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    214
  82. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    218
  83. Operation Double 007
    233
  84. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    152
  85. Gunslinger
    161
  86. Mitchell
    574
  87. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    336
  88. Teenage Strangler
    309
  89. The Wild World of Batwoman
    231
  90. Alien from L.A.
    275
  91. Beginning of the End
    262
  92. Outlaw of Gor
    313
  93. Radar Secret Service
    222
  94. Village of the Giants
    191
  95. 12 to the Moon
    201
  96. Girls Town
    284
  97. Invasion USA
    174
  98. The Dead Talk Back
    278
  99. Zombie Nightmare
    300
  100. Colossus and the Headhunters
    180
  101. Code Name Diamond Head
    183
  102. Space Travelers
    152
  103. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    677
  104. The Undead
    239
  105. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    170
  106. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    206
  107. The Atomic Brain
    169
  108. The Leech Woman
    235
  109. Soultaker
    369
  110. Future War
    261
  111. Track of the Moon Beast
    278
  112. The Killer Shrews
    252
  113. Final Justice
    260
  114. Hamlet
    175
  115. Diabolik
    208
  116. Legend of the Dinosaurs
    47

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207 - Wild Rebels - almost 7 years ago
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This episode is underrated!


607 - Bloodlust - almost 7 years ago
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Where do we fit into all this?


Forum - over 6 years ago
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What's the funniest host segment from MST3k? My pick is from Santa Claus (ep 521) when Mike spilled his cocoa on Crow & then Crow started screaming like a banshee & jumping around & his eyeballs landed on the desk!!!!


Forum - over 6 years ago
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Howdy! A friend and I came up with the "MST3K Drinking Game". The rules are very simple and have a slight difference depending on who is hosting the episode. The rules are as follows:
You drink when...
1) Tom Servo sings during the movie.
2) Crow says "Kitty!"
3) the host interacts with the film (Ex. - Joel stands up to "pick" the character on the screen's nose)
4) Anyone references an actor or person you have never heard of. (Ex. - "Hey that guy looks like Bruno Huffman".)
Joel specific rules:
1) Joel references "Petticoat Junction".
Mike specific rules:
1) Mike starts chuckling at one of the bot's jokes
2) Mike says "PACKERS!"
Host Segments-will be used to refill glasses or grab more drinks.
The rules can be bended in anyway you want and I am always looking for ways to tweak the game. Playing with the rules I have will get you buzzy but not necessarily drunk, so it is a game that is kind to your liver. Admittedly some episodes will be rougher than others but all in all you should have fun. Enjoy!


Forum - over 6 years ago
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Okay, I understand we all like MST here. I want to know more about you guys. What are your top five overall movies?

for me:
1. Reservoir Dogs
2. The Shining
3. Dumb and Dumber
4. V/H/S
5. Kill Bill (Vols. I & II)


Forum - over 6 years ago
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It's a shame we can't separately rate the Shorts as favorites & rank them. So many of the shorts r such comedic gems! What's your favorite (or your list if u can't pick just 1!)


Forum - over 6 years ago
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Alright, I'm gonna be greedy and take two threads tonight. This is also gonna be a top five question. Favorite actors slash actresses?

Feel free to add why you like them if you like.

for me:
1. Gary Oldman
2. Christopher Walken
3. Danny DeVito
4. Ewan MacGregor
5. Liam Neeson

and I'm even gonna do a Ray B and give another five.

Edward Norton
Lelsie Nielsen (R.I.P.)
Eddie Murphy
Charlize Theron
Steve Irwin (Okay, so he wasn't really an actor. I just thought about him the other day and was sad he died. I used to watch that show with my much-younger sister and she loves crocodiles almost as much as I do now lol. I have as much appreciation for dangerous animals from watching his show as I do bad movies from watching MST3k.


Recent Riffs

306 - Time of the Apes - almost 7 years ago
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A little Horse for a little monkey.


422 - The Day the Earth Froze - over 6 years ago
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Try the cleaning power of new Lemon Kainen in your rinse cycle!


607 - Bloodlust - almost 7 years ago
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Where do we fit into all this?


324 - Master Ninja II - over 6 years ago
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Thee lights are on but fatty's not home.


610 - The Violent Years - over 6 years ago
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Eleven dollars went a long way back then....


422 - The Day the Earth Froze - over 6 years ago
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"Ma'am, the dome is an option that you did not order."


422 - The Day the Earth Froze - over 6 years ago
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It's a bag of Homer Simpson?


407 - The Killer Shrews - over 6 years ago
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Hey, y'know what? We could do something with these wiiigs!!


407 - The Killer Shrews - over 6 years ago
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Look at him! He looks weird without his glasses. :)


407 - The Killer Shrews - over 6 years ago
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Oh wait, here's a trick I taught him: stay! Rot! Good boy.


1008 - Final Justice - over 6 years ago
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[Maltese accent] Why am I not getting any business? What am I doing wrong?


901 - The Projected Man - over 6 years ago
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He's projecting at will, now! From downtown!