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  1. The Sidehackers
    208
  2. Eegah
    390
  3. Wild Rebels
    167
  4. The Incredible Melting Man
    278
  5. Warrior of the Lost World
    333
  6. Teenagers from Outer Space
    287
  7. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    225
  8. It Lives by Night
    171
  9. Gamera vs. Guiron
    253
  10. Catalina Caper
    270
  11. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    223
  12. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    325
  13. King Dinosaur
    203
  14. Master Ninja I
    256
  15. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    298
  16. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    341
  17. Time of the Apes
    280
  18. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    255
  19. I Accuse My Parents
    407
  20. Riding with Death
    394
  21. Time Chasers
    435
  22. Teenage Crime Wave
    187
  23. High School Big Shot
    189
  24. Terror from the Year 5000
    247
  25. Daddy-O
    252
  26. Laserblast
    399
  27. Stranded in Space
    130
  28. Untamed Youth
    135
  29. Bloodlust
    188
  30. The Human Duplicators
    209
  31. Earth vs. the Spider
    203
  32. The Hellcats
    114
  33. Cave Dwellers
    438
  34. Ring of Terror
    193
  35. Lost Continent
    248
  36. First Spaceship on Venus
    157
  37. The Unearthly
    204
  38. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    316
  39. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    202
  40. Gamera
    248
  41. The Creeping Terror
    248
  42. Squirm
    236
  43. Girl in Gold Boots
    280
  44. Gamera vs. Barugon
    175
  45. Gamera vs. Gaos
    151
  46. The Amazing Colossal Man
    214
  47. Fugitive Alien
    330
  48. The Deadly Bees
    222
  49. Rocket Attack USA
    154
  50. Master Ninja II
    160
  51. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    152
  52. The Beatniks
    188
  53. War of the Colossal Beast
    231
  54. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    226
  55. Gamera vs. Zigra
    174
  56. It Conquered the World
    293
  57. Teenage Caveman
    156
  58. Mighty Jack
    173
  59. The Giant Gila Monster
    259
  60. City Limits
    172
  61. Jungle Goddess
    191
  62. Being from Another Planet
    196
  63. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    220
  64. Pod People
    568
  65. Hercules Unchained
    186
  66. The Indestructible Man
    160
  67. Rocketship X-M
    284
  68. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    222
  69. The Magic Sword
    208
  70. Hercules and the Captive Women
    160
  71. Manhunt in Space
    168
  72. Tormented
    224
  73. Crash of the Moons
    172
  74. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    228
  75. The Rebel Set
    161
  76. Monster A-Go Go
    345
  77. The Day the Earth Froze
    279
  78. Bride of the Monster
    239
  79. Hercules
    154
  80. Swamp Diamonds
    155
  81. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    219
  82. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    221
  83. Operation Double 007
    237
  84. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    158
  85. Gunslinger
    165
  86. Mitchell
    578
  87. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    341
  88. Teenage Strangler
    317
  89. The Wild World of Batwoman
    232
  90. Alien from L.A.
    276
  91. Beginning of the End
    270
  92. Outlaw of Gor
    319
  93. Radar Secret Service
    226
  94. Village of the Giants
    198
  95. 12 to the Moon
    206
  96. Girls Town
    290
  97. Invasion USA
    178
  98. The Dead Talk Back
    280
  99. Zombie Nightmare
    306
  100. Colossus and the Headhunters
    181
  101. Code Name Diamond Head
    186
  102. Space Travelers
    154
  103. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    687
  104. The Undead
    245
  105. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    171
  106. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    208
  107. The Atomic Brain
    171
  108. The Leech Woman
    241
  109. Soultaker
    376
  110. Future War
    263
  111. Track of the Moon Beast
    282
  112. The Killer Shrews
    257
  113. Final Justice
    268
  114. Hamlet
    176
  115. Diabolik
    211
  116. Legend of the Dinosaurs
    47

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207 - Wild Rebels - about 7 years ago
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This episode is underrated!


607 - Bloodlust - about 7 years ago
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Where do we fit into all this?


Forum - almost 7 years ago
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What's the funniest host segment from MST3k? My pick is from Santa Claus (ep 521) when Mike spilled his cocoa on Crow & then Crow started screaming like a banshee & jumping around & his eyeballs landed on the desk!!!!


Forum - almost 7 years ago
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Howdy! A friend and I came up with the "MST3K Drinking Game". The rules are very simple and have a slight difference depending on who is hosting the episode. The rules are as follows:
You drink when...
1) Tom Servo sings during the movie.
2) Crow says "Kitty!"
3) the host interacts with the film (Ex. - Joel stands up to "pick" the character on the screen's nose)
4) Anyone references an actor or person you have never heard of. (Ex. - "Hey that guy looks like Bruno Huffman".)
Joel specific rules:
1) Joel references "Petticoat Junction".
Mike specific rules:
1) Mike starts chuckling at one of the bot's jokes
2) Mike says "PACKERS!"
Host Segments-will be used to refill glasses or grab more drinks.
The rules can be bended in anyway you want and I am always looking for ways to tweak the game. Playing with the rules I have will get you buzzy but not necessarily drunk, so it is a game that is kind to your liver. Admittedly some episodes will be rougher than others but all in all you should have fun. Enjoy!


Forum - about 7 years ago
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Okay, I understand we all like MST here. I want to know more about you guys. What are your top five overall movies?

for me:
1. Reservoir Dogs
2. The Shining
3. Dumb and Dumber
4. V/H/S
5. Kill Bill (Vols. I & II)


Forum - almost 7 years ago
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It's a shame we can't separately rate the Shorts as favorites & rank them. So many of the shorts r such comedic gems! What's your favorite (or your list if u can't pick just 1!)


Forum - about 7 years ago
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Alright, I'm gonna be greedy and take two threads tonight. This is also gonna be a top five question. Favorite actors slash actresses?

Feel free to add why you like them if you like.

for me:
1. Gary Oldman
2. Christopher Walken
3. Danny DeVito
4. Ewan MacGregor
5. Liam Neeson

and I'm even gonna do a Ray B and give another five.

Edward Norton
Lelsie Nielsen (R.I.P.)
Eddie Murphy
Charlize Theron
Steve Irwin (Okay, so he wasn't really an actor. I just thought about him the other day and was sad he died. I used to watch that show with my much-younger sister and she loves crocodiles almost as much as I do now lol. I have as much appreciation for dangerous animals from watching his show as I do bad movies from watching MST3k.


Recent Riffs

306 - Time of the Apes - about 7 years ago
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A little Horse for a little monkey.


422 - The Day the Earth Froze - almost 7 years ago
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Try the cleaning power of new Lemon Kainen in your rinse cycle!


607 - Bloodlust - about 7 years ago
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Where do we fit into all this?


324 - Master Ninja II - almost 7 years ago
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Thee lights are on but fatty's not home.


610 - The Violent Years - almost 7 years ago
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Eleven dollars went a long way back then....


422 - The Day the Earth Froze - almost 7 years ago
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"Ma'am, the dome is an option that you did not order."


422 - The Day the Earth Froze - almost 7 years ago
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It's a bag of Homer Simpson?


407 - The Killer Shrews - almost 7 years ago
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Hey, y'know what? We could do something with these wiiigs!!


407 - The Killer Shrews - almost 7 years ago
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Look at him! He looks weird without his glasses. :)


407 - The Killer Shrews - almost 7 years ago
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Oh wait, here's a trick I taught him: stay! Rot! Good boy.


1008 - Final Justice - almost 7 years ago
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[Maltese accent] Why am I not getting any business? What am I doing wrong?


901 - The Projected Man - almost 7 years ago
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He's projecting at will, now! From downtown!