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  1. The Sidehackers
    201
  2. Eegah
    378
  3. Wild Rebels
    160
  4. The Incredible Melting Man
    268
  5. Warrior of the Lost World
    318
  6. Teenagers from Outer Space
    276
  7. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    217
  8. It Lives by Night
    168
  9. Gamera vs. Guiron
    239
  10. Catalina Caper
    258
  11. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    217
  12. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    317
  13. King Dinosaur
    196
  14. Master Ninja I
    248
  15. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    287
  16. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    336
  17. Time of the Apes
    265
  18. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    249
  19. I Accuse My Parents
    398
  20. Riding with Death
    381
  21. Time Chasers
    425
  22. Teenage Crime Wave
    177
  23. High School Big Shot
    184
  24. Terror from the Year 5000
    235
  25. Daddy-O
    243
  26. Laserblast
    383
  27. Stranded in Space
    126
  28. Untamed Youth
    132
  29. Bloodlust
    182
  30. The Human Duplicators
    201
  31. Earth vs. the Spider
    191
  32. The Hellcats
    110
  33. Cave Dwellers
    419
  34. Ring of Terror
    187
  35. Lost Continent
    238
  36. First Spaceship on Venus
    151
  37. The Unearthly
    194
  38. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    297
  39. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    188
  40. Gamera
    234
  41. The Creeping Terror
    243
  42. Squirm
    232
  43. Girl in Gold Boots
    270
  44. Gamera vs. Barugon
    168
  45. Gamera vs. Gaos
    144
  46. The Amazing Colossal Man
    203
  47. Fugitive Alien
    320
  48. The Deadly Bees
    211
  49. Rocket Attack USA
    146
  50. Master Ninja II
    154
  51. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    148
  52. The Beatniks
    181
  53. War of the Colossal Beast
    216
  54. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    219
  55. Gamera vs. Zigra
    167
  56. It Conquered the World
    277
  57. Teenage Caveman
    149
  58. Mighty Jack
    166
  59. The Giant Gila Monster
    246
  60. City Limits
    168
  61. Jungle Goddess
    181
  62. Being from Another Planet
    190
  63. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    208
  64. Pod People
    550
  65. Hercules Unchained
    177
  66. The Indestructible Man
    152
  67. Rocketship X-M
    275
  68. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    207
  69. The Magic Sword
    201
  70. Hercules and the Captive Women
    152
  71. Manhunt in Space
    161
  72. Tormented
    218
  73. Crash of the Moons
    166
  74. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    223
  75. The Rebel Set
    156
  76. Monster A-Go Go
    330
  77. The Day the Earth Froze
    268
  78. Bride of the Monster
    227
  79. Hercules
    151
  80. Swamp Diamonds
    148
  81. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    212
  82. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    209
  83. Operation Double 007
    227
  84. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    151
  85. Gunslinger
    160
  86. Mitchell
    565
  87. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    328
  88. Teenage Strangler
    306
  89. The Wild World of Batwoman
    227
  90. Alien from L.A.
    268
  91. Beginning of the End
    254
  92. Outlaw of Gor
    307
  93. Radar Secret Service
    216
  94. Village of the Giants
    191
  95. 12 to the Moon
    198
  96. Girls Town
    282
  97. Invasion USA
    171
  98. The Dead Talk Back
    276
  99. Zombie Nightmare
    295
  100. Colossus and the Headhunters
    175
  101. Code Name Diamond Head
    182
  102. Space Travelers
    148
  103. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    663
  104. The Undead
    236
  105. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    165
  106. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    204
  107. The Atomic Brain
    164
  108. The Leech Woman
    229
  109. Soultaker
    364
  110. Future War
    253
  111. Track of the Moon Beast
    271
  112. The Killer Shrews
    249
  113. Final Justice
    259
  114. Hamlet
    176
  115. Diabolik
    207
  116. Legend of the Dinosaurs
    46

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207 - Wild Rebels - over 6 years ago
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This episode is underrated!


607 - Bloodlust - over 6 years ago
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Where do we fit into all this?


Forum - about 6 years ago
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What's the funniest host segment from MST3k? My pick is from Santa Claus (ep 521) when Mike spilled his cocoa on Crow & then Crow started screaming like a banshee & jumping around & his eyeballs landed on the desk!!!!


Forum - about 6 years ago
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Howdy! A friend and I came up with the "MST3K Drinking Game". The rules are very simple and have a slight difference depending on who is hosting the episode. The rules are as follows:
You drink when...
1) Tom Servo sings during the movie.
2) Crow says "Kitty!"
3) the host interacts with the film (Ex. - Joel stands up to "pick" the character on the screen's nose)
4) Anyone references an actor or person you have never heard of. (Ex. - "Hey that guy looks like Bruno Huffman".)
Joel specific rules:
1) Joel references "Petticoat Junction".
Mike specific rules:
1) Mike starts chuckling at one of the bot's jokes
2) Mike says "PACKERS!"
Host Segments-will be used to refill glasses or grab more drinks.
The rules can be bended in anyway you want and I am always looking for ways to tweak the game. Playing with the rules I have will get you buzzy but not necessarily drunk, so it is a game that is kind to your liver. Admittedly some episodes will be rougher than others but all in all you should have fun. Enjoy!


Forum - over 6 years ago
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Okay, I understand we all like MST here. I want to know more about you guys. What are your top five overall movies?

for me:
1. Reservoir Dogs
2. The Shining
3. Dumb and Dumber
4. V/H/S
5. Kill Bill (Vols. I & II)


Forum - about 6 years ago
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It's a shame we can't separately rate the Shorts as favorites & rank them. So many of the shorts r such comedic gems! What's your favorite (or your list if u can't pick just 1!)


Forum - over 6 years ago
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Alright, I'm gonna be greedy and take two threads tonight. This is also gonna be a top five question. Favorite actors slash actresses?

Feel free to add why you like them if you like.

for me:
1. Gary Oldman
2. Christopher Walken
3. Danny DeVito
4. Ewan MacGregor
5. Liam Neeson

and I'm even gonna do a Ray B and give another five.

Edward Norton
Lelsie Nielsen (R.I.P.)
Eddie Murphy
Charlize Theron
Steve Irwin (Okay, so he wasn't really an actor. I just thought about him the other day and was sad he died. I used to watch that show with my much-younger sister and she loves crocodiles almost as much as I do now lol. I have as much appreciation for dangerous animals from watching his show as I do bad movies from watching MST3k.


Recent Riffs

306 - Time of the Apes - over 6 years ago
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A little Horse for a little monkey.


422 - The Day the Earth Froze - about 6 years ago
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Try the cleaning power of new Lemon Kainen in your rinse cycle!


607 - Bloodlust - over 6 years ago
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Where do we fit into all this?


324 - Master Ninja II - about 6 years ago
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Thee lights are on but fatty's not home.


610 - The Violent Years - about 6 years ago
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Eleven dollars went a long way back then....


422 - The Day the Earth Froze - about 6 years ago
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"Ma'am, the dome is an option that you did not order."


422 - The Day the Earth Froze - about 6 years ago
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It's a bag of Homer Simpson?


407 - The Killer Shrews - about 6 years ago
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Hey, y'know what? We could do something with these wiiigs!!


407 - The Killer Shrews - about 6 years ago
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Look at him! He looks weird without his glasses. :)


407 - The Killer Shrews - about 6 years ago
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Oh wait, here's a trick I taught him: stay! Rot! Good boy.


1008 - Final Justice - about 6 years ago
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[Maltese accent] Why am I not getting any business? What am I doing wrong?


901 - The Projected Man - about 6 years ago
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He's projecting at will, now! From downtown!