Don't ever give me an excuse to talk about Brinkman's ship. I'll go on all day about Brinkman's ship.

I love how scared the bots get every time the screen shows the mummy's point of view. It's so cute that noise they make when they're frightened.

...No, lady, a magnitude 18 earthquake was basically what Alderaan experienced. Briefly.

What the hell is Mighty Jack anyway? Is it the sub? Is it the magic jet fighter that apparently has room for 15 people to walk around, and dives under water to hook upmwith the sub? Is it both? Does it refer to the "elite group", which not only includes major hero, captain lickspittle, lieutenant hard-on, and female person, but mysterious cigarette hanging guy, old stoned grinch, and a dozen other assistants? Where are they all? Do they all have staff meetings? What do they do on birthdays: cake and a song, or just a card?
I'll stop asking questions now, which could otherwise go on forever. This is one bewildering mama jamma.

Had this pilot made it into a series, I am positive our hero would have discovered that his fellow astronauts were still alive.

So, let me get this straight — our noble, heroic Aztec high priest searches for the Puma Man by throwing random paleontology professors out of highrise windows to see if they land on their feet … and we're supposed to be okay with this? Clearly, the people making this movie didn't think about the concept of "message" when cranking this thing out.

In any case, Vadinho's powers are actually far more impressive than the title character's, and he makes a far more compelling hero character — aside from the wanton murder spree, obviously.

Let me this straight: the baddies' initial plan to secure funds in the first Commando Cody short was to kidnap their most dangerous opponent and hold him for ransom, which would presumably end with letting him go to resume menacing them? I see a slight flaw in that scheme...

This movie owes "Kitten with a Whip" a huge debt for keeping it from being the worst MST3K flick. Can we start a support group for all of us who have watched this? I'm so ashamed.

They seem to have filled every possible pause in dialogue with people repeatedly saying "Cabot."