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Favorite Episodes

  1. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    204
  2. Santa Claus
    283
  3. The Dead Talk Back
    274
  4. Space Mutiny
    867
  5. Tormented
    215
  6. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    220
  7. Monster A-Go Go
    327
  8. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    659
  9. Operation Double 007
    226
  10. The Wild World of Batwoman
    225
  11. Last of the Wild Horses
    157
  12. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    269
  13. Riding with Death
    380
  14. Prince of Space
    447
  15. Avalanche
    32
  16. Lost Continent
    235
  17. War of the Colossal Beast
    214
  18. Warrior of the Lost World
    315

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413 - Manhunt in Space - 15 days ago
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Don't ever give me an excuse to talk about Brinkman's ship. I'll go on all day about Brinkman's ship.


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"It looks like they're on a Doctor Who set."


409 - The Indestructible Man - about 5 years ago
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OH PLEASE! He should quit his job ... strippers make a lot more money.

Can i tuck a dollar in your G-string?


405 - Being from Another Planet - about 6 years ago
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I love how scared the bots get every time the screen shows the mummy's point of view. It's so cute that noise they make when they're frightened.


404 - Teenagers from Outer Space - about 7 years ago
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oh, I see you have the machine that goes 'Ping!'


Using a Magnitude 18 earthquake to destroy Tokyo...
316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - about 1 month ago
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...No, lady, a magnitude 18 earthquake was basically what Alderaan experienced. Briefly.


After watching this dang thing 5 times
314 - Mighty Jack - over 1 year ago
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What the hell is Mighty Jack anyway? Is it the sub? Is it the magic jet fighter that apparently has room for 15 people to walk around, and dives under water to hook upmwith the sub? Is it both? Does it refer to the "elite group", which not only includes major hero, captain lickspittle, lieutenant hard-on, and female person, but mysterious cigarette hanging guy, old stoned grinch, and a dozen other assistants? Where are they all? Do they all have staff meetings? What do they do on birthdays: cake and a song, or just a card?
I'll stop asking questions now, which could otherwise go on forever. This is one bewildering mama jamma.


305 - Stranded in Space - 26 days ago
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Had this pilot made it into a series, I am positive our hero would have discovered that his fellow astronauts were still alive.


903 - Puma Man - 10 months ago
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So, let me get this straight — our noble, heroic Aztec high priest searches for the Puma Man by throwing random paleontology professors out of highrise windows to see if they land on their feet … and we're supposed to be okay with this? Clearly, the people making this movie didn't think about the concept of "message" when cranking this thing out.

In any case, Vadinho's powers are actually far more impressive than the title character's, and he makes a far more compelling hero character — aside from the wanton murder spree, obviously.


107 - Robot Monster - about 1 month ago
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Let me this straight: the baddies' initial plan to secure funds in the first Commando Cody short was to kidnap their most dangerous opponent and hold him for ransom, which would presumably end with letting him go to resume menacing them? I see a slight flaw in that scheme...


606 - The Creeping Terror - about 6 years ago
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This movie owes "Kitten with a Whip" a huge debt for keeping it from being the worst MST3K flick. Can we start a support group for all of us who have watched this? I'm so ashamed.


519 - Outlaw of Gor - 4 months ago
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They seem to have filled every possible pause in dialogue with people repeatedly saying "Cabot."


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That's an odd taste…


1206 - Ator - about 2 months ago
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Let's sneak in while they're blaring the soundtrack!


1206 - Ator - about 2 months ago
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Ator: cautious and moist.


1206 - Ator - about 2 months ago
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What better for a workshop of blind laborers than a gaping pit in middle of the floor?


1206 - Ator - about 2 months ago
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See, I was covered in a thick layer of grime since I was a wee baby.


1206 - Ator - about 2 months ago
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"Tears of blood…"
Try clear eyes.


1206 - Ator - about 2 months ago
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Why is he wearing a set of drill bits?


1206 - Ator - about 2 months ago
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Random Running and Walking: the Motion Picture!


1206 - Ator - about 2 months ago
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I feel like I just binge-watched paint drying.


1206 - Ator - about 2 months ago
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This is how most Tinder meet-ups actually go. Lot of awkward silences, staring up at the ceiling. I've been told.


1206 - Ator - about 2 months ago
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"You must be tired…Here, drink this."
It's a 5-Hour Lethargy drink.


1206 - Ator - about 2 months ago
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I don't use names. No one in this movie does.