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Favorite Episodes

  1. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    242
  2. Santa Claus
    316
  3. The Dead Talk Back
    293
  4. Space Mutiny
    959
  5. Tormented
    235
  6. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    246
  7. Monster A-Go Go
    366
  8. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    728
  9. Operation Double 007
    256
  10. The Wild World of Batwoman
    244
  11. Last of the Wild Horses
    173
  12. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    295
  13. Riding with Death
    426
  14. Prince of Space
    494
  15. Avalanche
    47
  16. Lost Continent
    269
  17. War of the Colossal Beast
    247
  18. Warrior of the Lost World
    355
  19. Racket Girls
    192
  20. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    308
  21. The Incredible Melting Man
    302
  22. Time of the Apes
    297

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I like to watch the credits of each film very carefully to see if I recognize any names: in the Undersea Kingdom, I saw the name Lon Chaney Jr.(playing the character Hakur here), and it sounded familiar, so I checked IMDB: Lon Chaney Jr. appeared in another MST3k movie, the Indestructible Man, as the title character!


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - over 9 years ago
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Makes me long for "Kitten with a Whip".


Luke? Is that really you??
1112 - Carnival Magic - almost 3 years ago
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Apparently, P.T. Mindslap was played by none other than "Mark Hamill." It's hard to believe - is there another Mark Hamill out there I don't know about or is he that good?


1004 - Future War - about 3 years ago
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This movie just plain hurts. Pearl would definitely call this a successful experiment if I were the hapless subject in the theater. I'm also just plain shocked this was made so late as 1997. I don't know why, but it strikes me as 1993, specifically. Further, I am thoroughly ashamed this ... thing was crapped out in my lifetime in my country.


211 - First Spaceship on Venus - about 3 years ago
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They missed an excellent opportunity for a joke in this movie: they never once asked if the space ship in the movie was Brinkman's ship! :D

Also, just curious: does anyone know the answer to the little math problem Joel gave XT-5000? Remember to post the riddle if you give the answer, because I'll have forgotten it by then. ;P


504 - Secret Agent Super Dragon - over 3 years ago
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~21:27 "It's taseless, odorless, and it leaves no trace in the human body…" -- "Velvita…?"
another riff to tear your pants over


524 - 12 to the Moon - almost 7 years ago
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The Jewish guy who won't shut up about the Nazis is one of the most irritating characters in MST history.


314 - Mighty Jack - about 3 years ago
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Seriously - what is the point of Q's unmelting ice bullets? The idea of an ice bullet is that it melts in the target and leaves no ballistic evidence: but Q 's "hot ice" doesn't melt. Lead has a density about fourteen times that of water - force equals made times acceleration: so, why use molecular-stabilized "solid water" to make a practically weightless projectile?


421 - Monster A-Go Go - about 3 years ago
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Maybe this makes me a pretentious twerp, but I quite like the interpretative dance but in the short, I think it's beautiful and artful: it makes me consider looking so me acts up somewhere.


820 - Space Mutiny - over 3 years ago
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In case anyone was wondering, they came up with a grand total of 41 full nicknames for Thunk Masterthrust — now, for a complete list:

Slab Bulkhead
Fridge Largemeat
Punt Speedchunk
Butch Deadlift
Bold Bigflank
Splint Chesthair
Flint Ironstag
Bolt Van der Huge
Thick McRunfast
Blast Hardcheese
Buff Drinklots
Trunk Slamchest
Fist Rockbone
Stump Beefknob
Smash Lampjaw
Punch Rockgroin
Bock Plankchest
Stump Junkman
Dirk Hardpec
Rip Steakface
Slate Slabrock
Crud Bonemeal
Brick Hardmeat
Whip Slagcheek
Punch Sideiron
Griste McThornbody
Slate Fistcrunch
Buff Hardback
Bob Johnson
Blast Thickneck
Crunch Buttsteak
Slab Squat-thrust
Lump Beefbroth
Touch Rustrod
Reef Blastbody
Big McLargehuge
Smoke Manmuscle
Eat Punchbeef
Hack Blowfist
Snidely Whiplash
Roll Fizzlebeef

there were an additional six single names given as well:
Slab, Hunk, Fink, Clod, Stig, and Chunkhead.

This has been a public service announcment from ConHugeCo


511 - Gunslinger - about 3 years ago
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Servo's quantum linear superposition demo is definitely my favorite host segment — it's also an example of continuity within the series. The episode starts with that "Kaboom" game, in which Servo explains the inflating balloon is increasing his intellect: hence the quantum magic. If it were confined to this episode, that wouldn't be noteworthy, but Servo's expanded intellect was revisited when he was recruited - briefly - by the Observers. The take their jokes very seriously on this show, even the high-brow ones!


That's a super weapon
310 - Fugitive Alien - almost 3 years ago
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So, the enemy's "super weapon" started out being able to possibly destroy an entire continent and, less than an hour later, it was able to destroy a planet, and possibly a whole constellation. That's pretty impressive technological advancement. I guess it was able to annihilate the entire universe by the time the movie was over.


Recent Riffs

1103 - The Time Travelers - almost 3 years ago
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IT STINKS!


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Who must we kill to slake thy anger?!


1206 - Ator - almost 3 years ago
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Remember, boys — this is a stealth mission!!


508 - Operation Double 007 - over 2 years ago
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(abrupt cutaway from lady carjacking scene)
The Hell was THAT?!


404 - Teenagers from Outer Space - almost 3 years ago
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That's an odd taste…


1206 - Ator - almost 3 years ago
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Let's sneak in while they're blaring the soundtrack!


1206 - Ator - almost 3 years ago
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Ator: cautious and moist.


1206 - Ator - almost 3 years ago
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What better for a workshop of blind laborers than a gaping pit in middle of the floor?


1206 - Ator - almost 3 years ago
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See, I was covered in a thick layer of grime since I was a wee baby.


1206 - Ator - almost 3 years ago
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"Tears of blood…"
Try clear eyes.


1206 - Ator - almost 3 years ago
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Why is he wearing a set of drill bits?


1206 - Ator - almost 3 years ago
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Random Running and Walking: the Motion Picture!