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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Final Sacrifice
    752
  2. Werewolf
    536
  3. Space Mutiny
    899
  4. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    221
  5. The Touch of Satan
    344
  6. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    202
  7. Jack Frost
    333
  8. Night of the Blood Beast
    320
  9. Eegah
    389
  10. Girl in Gold Boots
    280
  11. Santa Claus
    295
  12. The Brute Man
    219
  13. Prince of Space
    462
  14. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    156
  15. Horror of Party Beach
    313
  16. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    203
  17. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    262
  18. Fugitive Alien
    328
  19. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    684
  20. Track of the Moon Beast
    281
  21. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    243
  22. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    201
  23. Bride of the Monster
    238
  24. Racket Girls
    175
  25. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    228
  26. Teenage Strangler
    317
  27. Terror from the Year 5000
    247
  28. Horrors of Spider Island
    226
  29. Devil Doll
    245
  30. Pod People
    568
  31. The Leech Woman
    240
  32. Teenagers from Outer Space
    285
  33. The Day Time Ended
    13
  34. Warrior of the Lost World
    333
  35. Cry Wilderness
    39
  36. Puma Man
    516
  37. The Starfighters
    238
  38. The Space Children
    181
  39. The Deadly Mantis
    218
  40. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    257
  41. Cave Dwellers
    437
  42. The Sinister Urge
    218
  43. Red Zone Cuba
    228
  44. Gamera vs. Guiron
    252
  45. The Amazing Colossal Man
    213
  46. The Amazing Transparent Man
    145
  47. Gamera
    247
  48. Monster A-Go Go
    344
  49. 12 to the Moon
    205
  50. The Incredible Melting Man
    278
  51. The Magic Sword
    207
  52. The Violent Years
    170
  53. Reptilicus
    34
  54. Avalanche
    41
  55. Starcrash
    43
  56. It Conquered the World
    290
  57. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    208
  58. The Killer Shrews
    257
  59. Beginning of the End
    270
  60. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    425
  61. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    223
  62. The Human Duplicators
    209
  63. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    218
  64. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    254
  65. Village of the Giants
    195
  66. Robot Holocaust
    159
  67. The Giant Spider Invasion
    350
  68. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    219
  69. The Sword and the Dragon
    223
  70. Hercules Unchained
    184
  71. Gamera vs. Barugon
    175
  72. The Creeping Terror
    248
  73. King Dinosaur
    202
  74. Rocketship X-M
    283
  75. Squirm
    235
  76. Teenage Crime Wave
    186
  77. Gorgo
    177
  78. Earth vs. the Spider
    202
  79. Lords of the Deep
    9
  80. The Atomic Brain
    171
  81. The Crawling Eye
    263
  82. Crash of the Moons
    172
  83. The Skydivers
    273
  84. The Crawling Hand
    162
  85. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    285
  86. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    284
  87. The Giant Gila Monster
    258
  88. War of the Colossal Beast
    229
  89. Teenage Caveman
    156
  90. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    341
  91. Master Ninja I
    255
  92. Escape 2000
    257
  93. Operation Double 007
    235
  94. Being from Another Planet
    196
  95. Riding with Death
    393
  96. Daddy-O
    251
  97. Gunslinger
    163
  98. Invasion USA
    178
  99. The Unearthly
    203
  100. The Indestructible Man
    159
  101. Mitchell
    577
  102. Outlaw of Gor
    319
  103. The Rebel Set
    161
  104. The Day the Earth Froze
    278
  105. Carnival Magic
    17
  106. Moon Zero Two
    202
  107. Angels' Revenge
    208
  108. High School Big Shot
    189
  109. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    325
  110. The Corpse Vanishes
    152
  111. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    314

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I think Crow nailed it when he said "wouldn't it be great if we knew who they were, where they are, and what were they doing?".


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At 22:32, Grandpa looks like he's missing his trigger finger when he reaches to shake Derek's hand.


101 - The Crawling Eye - 7 months ago
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I have to admit I kinda liked the movie.


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Hotter reference- Suzanne Pleshette or Adrienne Barbeau?


501 - Warrior of the Lost World - over 4 years ago
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Well this movie was better than Warrior of the Wasteland! A title I often get confused with this one, that features the main male lead getting raped by a biker gang... Twice!


PCPL XIIXIV
Forum - 6 months ago
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Please comment: please laigh! Ahahahhahahahahahaha. Definitely NOT a trap for the unwary fool who triggers me. Ahahahahahaha.
Have fun!
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!!!!
Ahahaha..... no, really.


R.I.P. Easy Rider
Forum - 6 months ago
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Peter Fonda passed away today...He was 79...


Forum - 6 months ago
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Dang. I was watching the Redemption episode of Star Trek TNG. I was doing a little research on the ep and discovered that Barbara March, one of the Duras sisters, died this past Sunday at age 65. I kind of wish I hadn't seen that, to tell the truth. I thought I would share that with you'uns.


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I really liked the short, but not crazy about the rest. That's about the most negative I've been about any episode.


105 - The Corpse Vanishes - over 1 year ago
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I just finished watching the Rifftrax of Voodoo Man this morning, and it strikes me that this episode has a very similar plot (and a similar ending). Women being abducted for the purpose of preserving his wife's youth and beauty. In Voodoo Man, he's trying to bring his wife back to life. But it's Bela Lugosi both times, too.


THE SINGLE DARKEST RIFF
Forum - 6 months ago
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What, in your opinion, was the single darkest riff of MST3k's entire run?

For me, it is the 1st season references to a certain scene in Alfred Hitchcock's Frenzy:

"Love-ly. LOVE-LY!!!"


Gor
Forum - 6 months ago
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Anyone else watched Gor... you know the Swords and Dumbassery prequel to Robot Holocaust?**
For me:
+ 80% less "Cabot"
+ Oliver Reid (who outacts everyone else, which is great 'cos at this point he was being paid by the brandy barrel)
+ Oliver Reid bursting into flames (proof of above)
+ No Watney Smith

- Cabot is more of a plonker in this one
- Music far worse: it never seemed to match the mood, switching from Major to Minor to suspenseful almost at random
- Plot just unbelievably bad: "Well he just teleported from another dimension, but he's useless at sword fighting, so let's train him up to be our best warrior"
- The HomeStone still looks like a $5 Himalayan salt lamp from Aldi
- I mentioned brandy, but there's a nasty brand-ie related incident too

What do you think, sirs and madams?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW1CZQJACE0

* I am joking: it was of course Gunslinger.


Recent Riffs

103 - The Mad Monster - 6 months ago
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Spare the whip, spoil the wolf.


103 - The Mad Monster - 6 months ago
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I'll be lurking for you.


103 - The Mad Monster - 6 months ago
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And now he's his own best friend.


106 - The Crawling Hand - 6 months ago
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Every time I get a boyfriend, he crushes my windpipe.


106 - The Crawling Hand - 6 months ago
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I recognize him, he used to be with Def Leppard.


106 - The Crawling Hand - 6 months ago
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As cat eats hand, " Mmm, a knuckle sandwich".


106 - The Crawling Hand - 6 months ago
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Good thing she has a hand gun.


106 - The Crawling Hand - 6 months ago
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He looks like Tammy Faye Bakker.


108 - The Slime People - 6 months ago
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Done in Mucasvision.


108 - The Slime People - 6 months ago
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I bet that would be scary if we could make out what it was.


110 - Robot Holocaust - 6 months ago
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As camera pans over the beautiful daughter: Joel says "You know, I kinda miss Earth, you guys".


110 - Robot Holocaust - 6 months ago
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ZWango ZTango!