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GaryInMotion - 9 months ago
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Upcoming MST3K Cinema Edition Films:

- S01E05: The Corpse Vanishes
- S01E13: The Black Scorpion
- S04E10: Fire Maidens of Outer Space
- S04E13: Manhunt in Space
- S04E23: Bride of the Monster
- S04E24: Manos: The Hands of Fate
- S05E18: Monstrosity (aka The Atomic Brain)
- S05E24: 12 to the Moon
- S06E07: Bloodlust
- S07E04: The Incredible Melting Man
- S07E06: Laserblast
- S08E01: Revenge of the Creature
- S08E10: The Giant Spider Invasion
- S08E16: Prince of Space
- S08E20: Space Mutiny
- S09E01: The Projected Man
- S09E02: The Phantom Planet
- S09E07: Hobgoblins
- S11E04: Avalanche


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New Cinema Edition of, "Jungle Goddess" now showing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k_f1a02pVo


203 - Jungle Goddess - 1 day ago
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New Cinema Edition of, "Jungle Goddess" now showing:
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New Cinema Edition of, "Jack Frost" now showing:
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New Cinema Edition of, "Jack Frost" now showing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EJ58-zmr9w


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Unfortunately, I also received the copyright take down action for,
"Fire Maidens of Outer Space". Sorry for any inconvenience.


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New Cinema Edition of, "The Day the Earth Froze" now playing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRrLdkFQxu0


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New Cinema Edition of, "Santa Claus" now showing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yCo0FSK8sY


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New Cinema Edition of, "Santa Claus" now showing:
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New Cinema Edition of, "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" now showing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLUGZP_1jRI


I Watched unMSTed Mitchell, So You Don't Have To
512 - Mitchell - 3 months ago
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Here was what was cut:
- Commercial cut: After Mitchell checks a gun at Deaney's mansion, a pointless, almost minute-long scene where Chief Pallin (Mitchell's boss) walks into the police station and orders black coffee and aspirin when told Mitchell is waiting in his office. I could use an aspirin, too.
- Profanity cut, Chief: "(When the sh*t hits the fan/You're gonna' get me mad), I wouldn't want to be in your shoes."
- Profanity cut: Cummins to Mastretta on the phone "Get (your a$$) over here."
- Mistake: 24:17 hours? The correct military time is 00:17 hours.
- Wouldn't Deaney call a glazier get that window fixed the next day?
- Greta (Linda Evans) shows up at Mitchell's apartment the show cuts to commercial, the scene continues on with Mitchell asking who sent her there and her response. "Don't you like presents at Christmas." Mitchell asks her if he should take his clothes off (God! NO!) "Only if you want to, unless you're.... you know." Then after sex on Mitchell's hide-a-bed (No! No!!! Noooooooooo!!!!!) while Mitchell is kissing her foot (Uggggggh!) and Greta reading the Playboy centerfold profile (who's an anarchist and holding a bomb), Mitchell asks again who sent her. This cut creates a continuity error in the MST version when Deaney reveals he was paying Greta, Mitchell did know something was up.
- Before Greta leaves, Mitchell checks out her purse, finds grass and her ID (and therefore her name) and asks "How he rates?" (UGH!) She tells him she didn't think of him that way (like a hooker would) and give a recommendation to the client when he talks to him.
- Commercial cut: After the low speed chase, they cut a series of scenes that create another MST induced plot hole: Mitchell spots Benton parked outside a deli where Cummins is buying something. Mitchell steps on Benton's toe while we walks in to talk to Cummins. About all they talk about is that Cummins is being followed by Mastretta's men in a yellow Plymouth Fury (The car that thinks it is a house), who then try to run Cummins down when he gets back into his car. Then Mitchell gets a call from HQ about the Mustang in the low speed chase. Mitchell goes to the Mustang hood's (He got a credit!) house and beats him up and slams the car door on his hand. (OUCH!) Then back to the station, where Pallin wants Mitchell to pick up one of the guys who ran down Cummins. While Cummins is playing 18 holes, Mitchell spots the yellow Fury dropping a guy off. That's the guy Mitchell shoots at the golf course for seemingly no reason. Well, now you know the reason!
- Profanity cut: "Benton, you are a (G*d D*amed awful/lousy) butler."
- After Mitchell gets beat up, the next sex scene with Greta is more explicit (read gross) in the uncut version. Then they talk again who hired Greta, that Mitchell couldn't afford her at $1,000/night and her sessions are tax deductible as a business expense (Seriously!)
- Profanity Cut: Greta: "You're a (mean b@st@rd/terrific human being), Mitchell. I had a clean record in this town."
- Not really profanity cut: Booking cop as Greta is being escorted to jail: "You really (laid/sleep with) that?"
- Profanity Cut: Greta writes ("B@st@rd"/"Jerk") on Mitchell's car with lipstick.
- Non profanity cut: Cummins: "I don't pay for you (whores/hookers), Mitchell."
- The mother of all MST commercial cuts: Cummins and Deaney ("Hi, James." "Hi, Walt.") meet at a off road park (finally tying both of these villains together. Why Deaney is there is never explained.) to talk about their Mitchell problem and Deaney says they should "Hit the God damned bum!" Cummins tells Mitchell to follow him and offers to get him Deaney, if he'll let Cummins off the hook. Mitchell refuses, so Cummins has Benton disarm Mitchell and lead him back to the off road park, where Mitchell's gets stuck to creek. This starts the epic dune buggy chase where Mitchell smashes a mook's head in with a rock (as seen in the opening credits) and Deaney is killed in a final crash. (THAT'S what happened to John Saxon in this movie!)
- Profanity cut: Mitchell: "(P!ss off/Buzz off), kid!"
- Commercial cut: Mastretta's mooks spot Mitchell driving to Matretta's place in Calabasas. Alone.
- In the shootout in Calabasas, the wounds are much less gory on the MST cut.
- Commercial cut: The helicopter gets a couple more passes over Cummins's boat with the oxygen bottle and completely knocks off the roof of the bridge. The shoot out also lasts a lot longer before the helicopter cop is hit.
- In the fight on the boat, Benton's belly gets cut open (Yecch!) and Cummins gets shot in the head in much more gory manner.
- Is Mitchell going take Greta to the station in a bath robe?

To be honest, the cuts here really change the movie from decent near TV-movie quality (though far too violent to show on TV in the 70's) to an incoherent mess. Still a great episode to send Joel off with.


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New Cinema Edition of, "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" now showing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLUGZP_1jRI


Forum - 2 months ago
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Happy Thanksgiving! In honor of the Season 12 Gauntlet premiere including, “Ator, the Fighting Eagle”, here is the uncut sequel known to everyone as, “Cave Dwellers”. Thong, the fish is ready!:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXWkQkkkEFM


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