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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Slime People
    125
  2. Revenge of the Mysterons From Mars
    36
  3. The Hellcats
    114
  4. The Incredible Melting Man
    278
  5. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    316
  6. The Final Sacrifice
    754
  7. War of the Colossal Beast
    231
  8. Last of the Wild Horses
    163
  9. Operation Double 007
    237
  10. The Leech Woman
    241
  11. Hercules and the Captive Women
    160
  12. Girl in Gold Boots
    280
  13. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    287
  14. Escape 2000
    257
  15. The Day the Earth Froze
    279
  16. The Killer Shrews
    257
  17. The Deadly Bees
    222
  18. Track of the Moon Beast
    282
  19. Soultaker
    376
  20. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    425
  21. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    284

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Tony! You is a waar-wilf!


407 - The Killer Shrews - over 1 year ago
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The Killer Shrew Drink. I'm getting diabetes just watching Joel mix it


Home, Home Again...
Forum - 4 months ago
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OH MY GOD WE'RE BACK!!!!!!!!! Oh thank the gods, thank you Stephen, thank everyone for being here! Wow, I honestly thought it gone for good. I feel like I just walked into a warm fire lit cabin after being stuck in a snow storm. (Or sand storm?) Missed you guys, can't wait to catch up! ::hugs to all::


Like Old Times
Forum - 4 months ago
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The site's back up. I'm taping classic eps. on ZlivTV just like the old days of CC and Sci-fi (Swamp Diamonds was the latest ep.) Life is good!


The. WORST. Movie.
109 - Project Moonbase - 8 months ago
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I have studied mst3k extensively. Seen every episode, even attempting the terrible Fu-Manchu on 3 occasions (once, successfully making it to the end). I have watched the Giant Leeches Corman film with no plot twists, done rock climbing, deep hurtling, sandstorm, freaking refueling and skydiving... this movie hurts bad. The really scary rapey general, the weird perspective of watching villains and "heroes" without any particular characters and vague purpose. I just felt bad for everyone, like, acting or not acting just really stiff and depressing. There is no fire or animus no one knows why they are doing anything the science is bad and stupid and wrong.

Most amazingly is I have never seen it before, and I have watched, real talk, at least three thousand hours of mystery science theatre.


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Servo: "This movie stops at nothing... and stays there."

LOL


Mike Rules
806 - The Undead - over 1 year ago
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Oh man when Mike does that Temp job recall thing, I'm dying. So perfect.


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - about 1 year ago
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Progress Island USA is easily my favorite short ever


205 - Rocket Attack USA - 6 months ago
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This ain't a propaganda film, unless it's trying to convince us that our intelligence assets are complete incompetents who are more interested in getting laid than saving lives. Instead of detonating his charges, he reveals his position and then runs away, thereby ensuring the charges can be neutralized and his and her sacrifices made totally worthless. Way to deliberately fail your mission.


107 - Robot Monster - 6 months ago
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(pointing to Commando Cody's chest) Which one of these buttons calls your mother to come pick you up?


520 - Radar Secret Service - over 5 years ago
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As atrocious as the short is, I have to admit there is some good, common sense info that the pushy cop shares. Heck, the goofballs waving before hitting the train could just as easily be goofballs texting before getting hit by a train.


205 - Rocket Attack USA - about 1 year ago
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1:14:22 i'm still pretty new to this show, so this ep is as far as ive watched, but that cosmonaut guy looks familiar. is he the guy in the picture in the top left of this page, in between joel and servo's pic? i'm guessing he's up there cuz he becomes a future presenter? if so its cool he was with the show back here. also, im missing josh, but i'll adit, the new guy is growing on me, i just miss josh as servo, the voice he gave him was so good. but i spose ill get used to it. just like ive got used to the new gypsie, and the old gypsie bod being used for cambot.


Recent Riffs

K21 - Legend of the Dinosaurs - about 1 year ago
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A guy can't live on head alone.


209 - The Hellcats - about 1 year ago
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Well, I guess that's it. Lemme know if you're gonna marry another one of my brothers.


K04 - Gamera vs. Barugon - about 1 year ago
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I opened up a fried chicken chain.


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It might be better if played on 45 rpm rather than 33.


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They're trying to legalize gambling on the moon!


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I need to go do some radiator maintenance..