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Favorite Episodes
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Manos: The Hands of Fate
175
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The Touch of Satan
82
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Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
102
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Time Chasers
116
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Warrior of the Lost World
80
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The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
52
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The Magic Sword
36
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The Brain that Wouldn't Die
92
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Gorgo
45
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Quest of the Delta Knights
71
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Eegah
97
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The Space Children
46
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Red Zone Cuba
65
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The Incredible Melting Man
73
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The Skydivers
76
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Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
115
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Horror of Party Beach
82
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Parts: The Clonus Horror
71
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The Dead Talk Back
60
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Monster A-Go Go
92
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Beginning of the End
63
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Escape 2000
55
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Laserblast
102
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The Giant Spider Invasion
79
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Track of the Moon Beast
76
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It Conquered the World
56
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War of the Colossal Beast
60
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Attack of the the Eye Creatures
63
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Zombie Nightmare
66
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The Sinister Urge
55
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Riding with Death
105
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The She-Creature
40
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The Phantom Planet
53
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The Mole People
54
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The Projected Man
54
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Revenge of the Creature
46
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The Thing That Couldn't Die
50
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The Brute Man
41
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Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
83
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Teenagers from Outer Space
66
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City Limits
37
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Lassie: The Painted Hills
36
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The Final Sacrifice
193
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The Leech Woman
53
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The Atomic Brain
43
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The Wild World of Batwoman
52
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Angels' Revenge
53
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Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
82
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Mitchell
139
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Time of the Apes
55
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The Beast of Yucca Flats
49
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The Sidehackers
52
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Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
66
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The Killer Shrews
62
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I Accuse My Parents
85
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The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
61
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The Unearthly
38
Recent Comments Sorted by how recently someone replied
Recent Riffs
604 - Zombie Nightmare
- 7 months ago
"I was supposed to get milk, wheat germ, what else.... WHY YOU GOTTA WAKE ME UP SO EARLY, MOM??!"
803 - The Mole People
- about 1 year ago
Well, I'd like to, honey, but I'm a gay, married, impotent priest with a terminal illness, and occasional herpes, and I'm a hologram on the run from the law.
1003 - Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
- about 1 year ago
Merlin was a thieving crackhead who fenced VCRs to feed his habit
5 replies
Did anyone else catch it when Joel said, "Pickled punks?" Does anyone know what a pickled punk is? ... A mutated baby corpse in a jar. Pretty morbid coming from Joel!
1 reply
Time to get started on my Torgo Halloween costume
3 replies
Am I the only one surprised not one Ron Jeremy reference was made regarding Dr Vance?
Did anyone else catch it when Joel said, "Pickled punks?" Does anyone know what a pickled punk is? ... A mutated baby corpse in a jar. Pretty morbid coming from Joel!
1 reply
Really wish Joel would've blown his nose before going into the theatre. Pretty distracting
Keiko totally has a wardrobe malfunction towards the end