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JOHNNY
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Favorite Episodes

  1. Monster A-Go Go
    330
  2. The Final Sacrifice
    734
  3. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    663
  4. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    248
  5. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    197
  6. Time of the Apes
    265
  7. Zombie Nightmare
    295
  8. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    204

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306 - Time of the Apes - over 6 years ago
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My very first MST3K i ever saw


306 - Time of the Apes - over 6 years ago
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Scientist in lab at beginning with kids - I keep expecting him to tell the boy... "do you like GLADIATOR Movies??"


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - over 6 years ago
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MISSED-RIFF OPPORTUNITY - #37
"Beast of Yucca Flats"
(Actual film line - narration) ... "a man murdered a woman's purse." (WTF??)


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - over 6 years ago
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WAIT jest a garsh-darn sec!!... if the two cops aren't able to climb that rocky hill where they think Tor is and need a plane .. HOW did Tor get up there?


810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - over 6 years ago
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For Wisconsan - seems to be a LOT of "Southern Accents"


421 - Monster A-Go Go - over 6 years ago
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saw monster go go on tv mid-60s, FREAKED me out then!!


912 - The Screaming Skull - almost 7 years ago
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Why does Mike need golf clubs on a satellite?


912 - The Screaming Skull - over 6 years ago
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Is anyone else completely creeped out by Gumby? That clay monstrosity has creeped me out since I was a kid......


Forum - over 6 years ago
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Well, we've hit a milestone....Space Mutiny hit 100 laughs. And mine was #99. :-P


Forum - over 6 years ago
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I just got done with all the Hercules films--now I'm gonna see if I can handle every Gamera movie, consecutively. :)


Forum - almost 7 years ago
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What's the origin of the "welcome to death valley days" line that Crow was so fond of in the early seasons?


Recent Riffs

810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - over 6 years ago
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"Iiiiii ... injected paralyzing toxin into the Sherrrriifff ... but I DID not inject paralyzing toxin into the DEPuuuTeeee ..."


306 - Time of the Apes - over 6 years ago
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"Uncle Charley?" -
--"Agh! Chip, Ernie? , where the heck is Preston Sturgess!??"

(Extra bonus points if you "get" the STURGESS reference)


604 - Zombie Nightmare - over 6 years ago
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"Oh, I saw FIST when they opened for BADFINGER."


604 - Zombie Nightmare - over 6 years ago
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"Ok, if that's Leif Garret, then I am LEAVING!"


306 - Time of the Apes - over 6 years ago
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"I DON'T CARE"


604 - Zombie Nightmare - over 6 years ago
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"I don't WANNA feel again the Worm!"


604 - Zombie Nightmare - over 6 years ago
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"Ever since Dad got murdered, things have been GREAT!"


810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - over 6 years ago
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"Giant spider ate him with it's BUTT."


810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - over 6 years ago
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"I'm only wearing ONE Pant-suit."


810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - over 6 years ago
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"PACKERS WON THE SUPER-BOWL .. YEEAAAAHHHH!!!"


306 - Time of the Apes - over 6 years ago
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"I Killed my own SON!"
-'Hurts, don't it? Byyye.'


306 - Time of the Apes - over 6 years ago
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"niiiiice ...GUN!"