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613 - The Sinister Urge - 17 days ago
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I'm still grinning at the smut-peddlers in a knife fight over turf. You'd think smut-peddlers would be way more laid-back...


612 - The Starfighters - 17 days ago
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It feels like the movie got about 3/4 of the way through when someone said "Wait, maybe dramatic tension and a plot would come in handy."


Mike Doesn't Know Linguistics
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"There's a difference between regionalism, and just plain stupidity."
Yes, but that's not stupidity. It's just a brute fact that some native English speakers use "borrow" to mean what most mean by "lend," and use the word "irregardless," whether you like it or not.


610 - The Violent Years - 17 days ago
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Huh... between the tasteless rape riffs, the ugly-on-many-levels attitude of the short, and the unlikable characters... this was probably the hardest one for me to sit through so far. Yikes.


Listen really close in that list of things they owe to the space race...
401 - Space Travelers - 6 months ago
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...At one point, as Joel is rattling off the list of stuff, Crow brings up SPACOM again! Anyone else remember that?


506 - Eegah - 4 months ago
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You know... if you cut out the creepy undertones, I can actually see a screwball comedy about a caveman learning modern social norms while living with a young couple working out all right.


522 - Teenage Crime Wave - about 1 month ago
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Ugh, who's that guy who was hitting on her in the beginning? He needs BAKING.


413 - Manhunt in Space - 5 months ago
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As silly as this is, I can't help but feel like the "United Worlds" sounds like a predecessor to the "United Federation of Planets" from Star Trek...


609 - The Skydivers - about 1 month ago
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...It's just occurred to me that the story isn't nonexistent, it's just stretched stupidly thin to the point of being transluscent. It could probably be compressed into about ten minutes.


608 - Code Name Diamond Head - about 1 month ago
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"So why do they call him Diamond Head?"

"Because he's the hardest-headed sonuvabitch I ever had to work with."


607 - Bloodlust - about 1 month ago
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Welcome to Uncle Jim's ridiculously clean and sanitary dairy farm. Come climb the rope we got in the barn for no apparent reason! Uncle Jim casts it a wistful eye some days.


606 - The Creeping Terror - about 1 month ago
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Y'see, kids, originality in a monster design isn't always a good thing...


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419 - The Rebel Set - 4 months ago
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"An Ed Asner costume!"


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I'm still here, Happer, you craphound!


322 - Master Ninja I - 7 months ago
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"I'll take him!"
(A scene of tremendous violence, the speaker gets badly beaten)
"...Oooookay... you can take him nowww..."


320 - The Unearthly - 7 months ago
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"Tor like new lunch-box!"


316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - 7 months ago
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"ABOOOUUUUT FACE! TEEEEEEEN-HUT! EEEYES WUB-BUB-blub-blb..."


312 - Gamera vs. Guiron - 7 months ago
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"It's hard to believe... but we really should have believed our children."

"...I'm still gonna spank him."


302 - Gamera - 8 months ago
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*GO AWAY. RRRRRRRRRRR....*


301 - Cave Dwellers - 8 months ago
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Well, this is neat, but what the heck does it have to do with the rest of the movie?!


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"Yeah, sure, you control me... right. I'll be home crushin' your house!"


101 - The Crawling Eye - 9 months ago
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"And now I hafta walk back over HERE... hey, could you get me a pizza?"