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109 - Project Moonbase - 7 months ago
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Congratulations, it's the first movie on the show where I actually liked the "Commando Cody" shorts more than the actual film.


502 - Hercules - about 6 years ago
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I'm continually amazed by the rewriting of mythology and making Hercules someone intelligent who values intelligence as much as strength. Crow's summation in Herc and the Captive Women was much more like the mythology. "He was not known for his intellect. In fact, he was dumber than a box of hammers." Then, Jason talking about NOT taking revenge for the murder of his father. No way, not in Greek mythology. When they say it's "freely-adapted", boy, do they mean it.


506 - Eegah - about 1 month ago
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You know... if you cut out the creepy undertones, I can actually see a screwball comedy about a caveman learning modern social norms while living with a young couple working out all right.


505 - The Magic Voyage of Sinbad - about 1 month ago
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"There is no bluebird of happiness. Happiness is here, all around us!"

...I can imagine someone in the back yelling "Oh, god, it's one of THOSE movies."


504 - Secret Agent Super Dragon - about 1 month ago
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...Now I want that name.

"All right, Agent 243, what is your code name?"

"Super Dragon!"

"...No."


503 - Swamp Diamonds - about 1 month ago
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Fun fact: the original release of the movie was titled "Swamp Women", and had the tagline "Women with a lust for men!"

Welcome to the 50's.


501 - Warrior of the Lost World - about 1 month ago
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Einstein: a warning to film directors that not every sci-fi film needs an R2-D2 ripoff!


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - about 1 month ago
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Fun fact: if you actually listen to the Torgo theme for several minutes in a dark room and pay attention to the piano in the background... it actually gets a tiny bit creepy.


423 - Bride of the Monster - about 1 month ago
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Fun fact: this movie was originally going to be titled "Bride of the Atom", but the studio made Ed Wood change it.


422 - The Day the Earth Froze - about 1 month ago
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Well, thanks to this movie, I can at least sort-of pronounce the names of the characters in the Kalevala, so that's good.


421 - Monster A-Go Go - about 1 month ago
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The Monster looks like they put the Beast of Yucca Flats on a diet!


420 - The Human Duplicators - about 1 month ago
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"I'm gonna put lighter fluid on it and burn it in the driveway."

I just remembered what happened to my old wood shop project.


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419 - The Rebel Set - about 1 month ago
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"An Ed Asner costume!"


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I'm still here, Happer, you craphound!


322 - Master Ninja I - 5 months ago
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"I'll take him!"
(A scene of tremendous violence, the speaker gets badly beaten)
"...Oooookay... you can take him nowww..."


320 - The Unearthly - 5 months ago
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"Tor like new lunch-box!"


316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - 5 months ago
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"ABOOOUUUUT FACE! TEEEEEEEN-HUT! EEEYES WUB-BUB-blub-blb..."


312 - Gamera vs. Guiron - 5 months ago
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"It's hard to believe... but we really should have believed our children."

"...I'm still gonna spank him."


302 - Gamera - 6 months ago
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*GO AWAY. RRRRRRRRRRR....*


301 - Cave Dwellers - 6 months ago
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Well, this is neat, but what the heck does it have to do with the rest of the movie?!


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"Yeah, sure, you control me... right. I'll be home crushin' your house!"


101 - The Crawling Eye - 7 months ago
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"And now I hafta walk back over HERE... hey, could you get me a pizza?"