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201 - Rocketship X-M - 11 months ago
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Yikes... the thing that hurts my brain most about this is the concept of "Overshot the moon? Why not go on to Mars?" when the moon is an average of 384,400 km from Earth - and Mars is, at a bare minimum, 54.6 MILLION kilometers. Even the scientist in the movie just snaps "That's impossible" at first when they show up in Martian orbit.


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Honestly, I think Red and Whitey have some decent onscreen chemistry. I wouldn't mind seeing a show about their lives.


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Well, that was fun. It was like watching your little brother in a school play: weird, and cheap, but sort of fun.


616 - Racket Girls - 7 days ago
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I confess, I misunderstood the title of this one. I honestly thought it was going to be about a tennis club.


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Wow, she finds the one major politician who seems legitimately unable to control a potential scandal. What are the odds?...


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I'm legitimately curious: what sort of safety precautions did they have in this major metropolitan airport if a kid was able to break in and steal a plane?... any at all?...


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Huh... according to Wikipedia, Maciste ("Muh Cheesesteak") is a recurring character in Italian cinema, but he was often renamed for western audiences. He previously turned up in "Hercules against the Moon Men".


519 - Outlaw of Gor - 3 months ago
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Was anyone else expecting the movie to be a lot more Gor-y?

(Don't hit me...)


613 - The Sinister Urge - 2 months ago
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I'm still grinning at the smut-peddlers in a knife fight over turf. You'd think smut-peddlers would be way more laid-back...


612 - The Starfighters - 2 months ago
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It feels like the movie got about 3/4 of the way through when someone said "Wait, maybe dramatic tension and a plot would come in handy."


Mike Doesn't Know Linguistics
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"There's a difference between regionalism, and just plain stupidity."
Yes, but that's not stupidity. It's just a brute fact that some native English speakers use "borrow" to mean what most mean by "lend," and use the word "irregardless," whether you like it or not.


610 - The Violent Years - 2 months ago
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Huh... between the tasteless rape riffs, the ugly-on-many-levels attitude of the short, and the unlikable characters... this was probably the hardest one for me to sit through so far. Yikes.


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419 - The Rebel Set - 5 months ago
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"An Ed Asner costume!"


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I'm still here, Happer, you craphound!


322 - Master Ninja I - 8 months ago
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"I'll take him!"
(A scene of tremendous violence, the speaker gets badly beaten)
"...Oooookay... you can take him nowww..."


320 - The Unearthly - 9 months ago
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"Tor like new lunch-box!"


316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - 9 months ago
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"ABOOOUUUUT FACE! TEEEEEEEN-HUT! EEEYES WUB-BUB-blub-blb..."


312 - Gamera vs. Guiron - 9 months ago
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"It's hard to believe... but we really should have believed our children."

"...I'm still gonna spank him."


302 - Gamera - 10 months ago
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*GO AWAY. RRRRRRRRRRR....*


301 - Cave Dwellers - 10 months ago
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Well, this is neat, but what the heck does it have to do with the rest of the movie?!


212 - Godzilla vs. Megalon - 10 months ago
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"Yeah, sure, you control me... right. I'll be home crushin' your house!"


101 - The Crawling Eye - 11 months ago
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"And now I hafta walk back over HERE... hey, could you get me a pizza?"