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201 - Rocketship X-M - 25 days ago
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Yikes... the thing that hurts my brain most about this is the concept of "Overshot the moon? Why not go on to Mars?" when the moon is an average of 384,400 km from Earth - and Mars is, at a bare minimum, 54.6 MILLION kilometers. Even the scientist in the movie just snaps "That's impossible" at first when they show up in Martian orbit.


301 - Cave Dwellers - 6 days ago
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I'm still shaking my head at the very end. So the old dude insists Ator not kill Zor because it would lower him... somehow. Uh, HOW many thugs and mooks did Ator stab and bomb and kill to get into the stupid castle?!


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There's something to be said for the bad movies that are still darned entertaining... bad Godzilla movies, so much the better.


size matters
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hmm, so Jet Jagoff can make himself bigger to fight Megalon. But why does he stop growing at the same size? Why not be twice as big?


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I agree with Crow - I sorta like this movie! It's hardly perfect, but I think I could make it through without Joel and the bots.


210 - King Dinosaur - 13 days ago
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The scientific method: "Getting skittish? Pull out the A-BOMB."


209 - The Hellcats - 16 days ago
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Congratulations, movie, you're the first MST3K film that completely lost me after the first half-hour or so. I got the premise and set-up, and then just got confused.


208 - Lost Continent - 18 days ago
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Confession time: I actually like the triceratops design. Very distinctive.

That being said, I can't help but wonder what the world's scientists thought of the whole thing when they got back: "You went off seeking a wayward missile and found WHAT in the south Pacific?!"


207 - Wild Rebels - 18 days ago
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It's like "The Devil's Rejects", but without the visceral aspect. Or any measure of legitimate talent... no, no, I take it back, it's EXACTLY like "The Devil's Rejects".


206 - Ring of Terror - 18 days ago
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I think that this may have been intended as the first part of a Twilight-Zone-esque anthology movie or TV series, from the framing device, though I could be wrong...


This brings back memories!
205 - Rocket Attack USA - 18 days ago
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I remember watching and reviewing a thinly-veiled military propaganda movie back around 2012 (I think) for my college newspaper. The message was basically "Join the army, shoot big guns, die gloriously". It was stupid... but at least it HAD a coherent message!


204 - Catalina Caper - 18 days ago
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There's something extra-painful about a comedy that needs commentary from a third party to be legitimately funny.


Recent Riffs

302 - Gamera - 5 days ago
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*GO AWAY. RRRRRRRRRRR....*


301 - Cave Dwellers - 6 days ago
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Well, this is neat, but what the heck does it have to do with the rest of the movie?!


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"Yeah, sure, you control me... right. I'll be home crushin' your house!"


101 - The Crawling Eye - about 1 month ago
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"And now I hafta walk back over HERE... hey, could you get me a pizza?"