I have a feeling that this tribe is just a few generations removed from the "B.C." comic strip.

With the amount of time and effort he put into that cyborg, The Bat probably could have stolen an army tank and hired a disposable thug to grab the breastplate and bracelet before running away. When Popoca followed... *BOOM*.

...And apparently there's a whole series of these movies, which were released in response to "Conan the Barbarian" along with the "Ator" movies. I never thought I'd miss Ator.

Was anyone else expecting the movie to be a lot more Gor-y?

(Don't hit me...)

Congratulations, movie, you're the first MST3K film that completely lost me after the first half-hour or so. I got the premise and set-up, and then just got confused.

The screwiest part? This is the second movie in a *trilogy*.

You know, I actually rather liked this one. Throw in a little editing, set designers who cared a little more, and trim the padding, and this could have been a really good movie.

I actually kinda liked the first episode. What the heck was going on with the second one, though?!

I can't help but wonder about the siblings of other hugely famous, successful people now. "Phillip Bonaparte tended the family vineyard and was completely forgotten by literally everyone for being responsible."

Does this feel like the monsters should have been handed over to Ray Harryhausen to anyone else?

All right, so maybe I'm overthinking it, but... what the crap is this? Was the creature created by psychological belief? Was it taking over the girl's body?

No, I'm sorry, I'm REALLY overthinking it.

This one feels like a comic book supervillain from the 60s that found herself in the wrong medium.