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303 - Pod People - over 1 year ago
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WHY did they title the movie "Pod People"? Is it because the alien eggs are sort of like pods? Is it because the acting is just that wooden and unnatural? Or is it because they wanted to piggyback off a legitimately good movie remake that had come out a few years prior? (That's my guess.)


506 - Eegah - over 1 year ago
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You know... if you cut out the creepy undertones, I can actually see a screwball comedy about a caveman learning modern social norms while living with a young couple working out all right.


610 - The Violent Years - about 1 year ago
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Huh... between the tasteless rape riffs, the ugly-on-many-levels attitude of the short, and the unlikable characters... this was probably the hardest one for me to sit through so far. Yikes.


612 - The Starfighters - about 1 year ago
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It feels like the movie got about 3/4 of the way through when someone said "Wait, maybe dramatic tension and a plot would come in handy."


113 - The Black Scorpion - almost 2 years ago
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Huh, third movie so far I actually liked even without the riffing. Those scorpions were pretty neat!


315 - Teenage Caveman - over 1 year ago
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I have a feeling that this tribe is just a few generations removed from the "B.C." comic strip.


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With the amount of time and effort he put into that cyborg, The Bat probably could have stolen an army tank and hired a disposable thug to grab the breastplate and bracelet before running away. When Popoca followed... *BOOM*.


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...And apparently there's a whole series of these movies, which were released in response to "Conan the Barbarian" along with the "Ator" movies. I never thought I'd miss Ator.


519 - Outlaw of Gor - about 1 year ago
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Was anyone else expecting the movie to be a lot more Gor-y?

(Don't hit me...)


209 - The Hellcats - almost 2 years ago
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Congratulations, movie, you're the first MST3K film that completely lost me after the first half-hour or so. I got the premise and set-up, and then just got confused.


705 - Escape 2000 - 11 months ago
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The screwiest part? This is the second movie in a *trilogy*.


803 - The Mole People - 11 months ago
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You know, I actually rather liked this one. Throw in a little editing, set designers who cared a little more, and trim the padding, and this could have been a really good movie.


Recent Riffs

419 - The Rebel Set - over 1 year ago
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"An Ed Asner costume!"


402 - The Giant Gila Monster - over 1 year ago
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I'm still here, Happer, you craphound!


322 - Master Ninja I - over 1 year ago
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"I'll take him!"
(A scene of tremendous violence, the speaker gets badly beaten)
"...Oooookay... you can take him nowww..."


320 - The Unearthly - over 1 year ago
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"Tor like new lunch-box!"


316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - over 1 year ago
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"ABOOOUUUUT FACE! TEEEEEEEN-HUT! EEEYES WUB-BUB-blub-blb..."


312 - Gamera vs. Guiron - over 1 year ago
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"It's hard to believe... but we really should have believed our children."

"...I'm still gonna spank him."


302 - Gamera - almost 2 years ago
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*GO AWAY. RRRRRRRRRRR....*


301 - Cave Dwellers - almost 2 years ago
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Well, this is neat, but what the heck does it have to do with the rest of the movie?!


212 - Godzilla vs. Megalon - almost 2 years ago
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"Yeah, sure, you control me... right. I'll be home crushin' your house!"


101 - The Crawling Eye - almost 2 years ago
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"And now I hafta walk back over HERE... hey, could you get me a pizza?"