I'm still grinning at the smut-peddlers in a knife fight over turf. You'd think smut-peddlers would be way more laid-back...

It feels like the movie got about 3/4 of the way through when someone said "Wait, maybe dramatic tension and a plot would come in handy."

"There's a difference between regionalism, and just plain stupidity."
Yes, but that's not stupidity. It's just a brute fact that some native English speakers use "borrow" to mean what most mean by "lend," and use the word "irregardless," whether you like it or not.

Huh... between the tasteless rape riffs, the ugly-on-many-levels attitude of the short, and the unlikable characters... this was probably the hardest one for me to sit through so far. Yikes.

...At one point, as Joel is rattling off the list of stuff, Crow brings up SPACOM again! Anyone else remember that?

You know... if you cut out the creepy undertones, I can actually see a screwball comedy about a caveman learning modern social norms while living with a young couple working out all right.

Ugh, who's that guy who was hitting on her in the beginning? He needs BAKING.

As silly as this is, I can't help but feel like the "United Worlds" sounds like a predecessor to the "United Federation of Planets" from Star Trek...

...It's just occurred to me that the story isn't nonexistent, it's just stretched stupidly thin to the point of being transluscent. It could probably be compressed into about ten minutes.

"So why do they call him Diamond Head?"

"Because he's the hardest-headed sonuvabitch I ever had to work with."

Welcome to Uncle Jim's ridiculously clean and sanitary dairy farm. Come climb the rope we got in the barn for no apparent reason! Uncle Jim casts it a wistful eye some days.

Y'see, kids, originality in a monster design isn't always a good thing...