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705 - Escape 2000 - 6 months ago
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The screwiest part? This is the second movie in a *trilogy*.


803 - The Mole People - 6 months ago
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You know, I actually rather liked this one. Throw in a little editing, set designers who cared a little more, and trim the padding, and this could have been a really good movie.


324 - Master Ninja II - about 1 year ago
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I actually kinda liked the first episode. What the heck was going on with the second one, though?!


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I can't help but wonder about the siblings of other hugely famous, successful people now. "Phillip Bonaparte tended the family vineyard and was completely forgotten by literally everyone for being responsible."


411 - The Magic Sword - about 1 year ago
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Does this feel like the monsters should have been handed over to Ray Harryhausen to anyone else?


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...And apparently there's a whole series of these movies, which were released in response to "Conan the Barbarian" along with the "Ator" movies. I never thought I'd miss Ator.


808 - The She-Creature - 4 months ago
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All right, so maybe I'm overthinking it, but... what the crap is this? Was the creature created by psychological belief? Was it taking over the girl's body?

No, I'm sorry, I'm REALLY overthinking it.


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This one feels like a comic book supervillain from the 60s that found herself in the wrong medium.


806 - The Undead - 4 months ago
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Congratulations, movie, you somehow managed to make a legitimately manipulative Prince of Darkness more profoundly unintimidating than Pitch the Devil.


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Again, an interesting premise ruined by a sub-par delivery.


604 - Zombie Nightmare - 9 months ago
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I'll admit it: Coroner Penguin made me smile.


516 - Alien from L.A. - 9 months ago
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Ah, the 80s. When people actually thought thick glasses and a convenient haircut could hide the body and face of a supermodel.


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419 - The Rebel Set - 12 months ago
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"An Ed Asner costume!"


402 - The Giant Gila Monster - about 1 year ago
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I'm still here, Happer, you craphound!


322 - Master Ninja I - about 1 year ago
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"I'll take him!"
(A scene of tremendous violence, the speaker gets badly beaten)
"...Oooookay... you can take him nowww..."


320 - The Unearthly - about 1 year ago
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"Tor like new lunch-box!"


316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - over 1 year ago
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"ABOOOUUUUT FACE! TEEEEEEEN-HUT! EEEYES WUB-BUB-blub-blb..."


312 - Gamera vs. Guiron - over 1 year ago
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"It's hard to believe... but we really should have believed our children."

"...I'm still gonna spank him."


302 - Gamera - over 1 year ago
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*GO AWAY. RRRRRRRRRRR....*


301 - Cave Dwellers - over 1 year ago
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Well, this is neat, but what the heck does it have to do with the rest of the movie?!


212 - Godzilla vs. Megalon - over 1 year ago
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"Yeah, sure, you control me... right. I'll be home crushin' your house!"


101 - The Crawling Eye - over 1 year ago
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"And now I hafta walk back over HERE... hey, could you get me a pizza?"