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D0S81
In In front of a screen, somewhere on earth, in the North East of England.

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D0S81 - 3 months ago
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so this is where i put wall posts right? mmokay
https://bit.ly/2U2Ford


Favorite Episodes

  1. The Amazing Colossal Man
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  2. Fugitive Alien
    319
  3. It Conquered the World
    276
  4. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    248
  5. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    216
  6. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    208
  7. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    150
  8. The Wild World of Batwoman
    227
  9. Alien from L.A.
    266
  10. Santa Claus
    285
  11. 12 to the Moon
    198
  12. Zombie Nightmare
    294
  13. The Creeping Terror
    243
  14. The Amazing Transparent Man
    138

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so, let e get this straight, his punishment was immortality? yeah cuz that's something no-one wants right?pssh


bad boys bad boys, whatcha gonna do?
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1:20:25 COPS is filmed on location at 'The FunFair of DooOOOoom!!!
''ten adam twelve, ten adam twelve, we have a zombie who has stolen historical clothing from the auschwitz museum, am in pursuit''


Love is in the hair, everywhere i look around!
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1:12:59 awww, they make the perfect hair couple. she shouldn't be with nick cage.jr, she should be with this guy, latka and rick astley's love child, Atlas King. they could make wonderful hair babies together.


cleopatra's peep show
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1:07:17 huh, i never knew Olivia Colman was in a film with Elizabeth Taylor :)


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shik out of shake? just reminded me of the commercial for shake n vac from when i was a kid ''you do the shake n vac and put the freshness back'' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8CTscW3dpI


augmented sportswear
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1:28:58 wait a minnit,ADDIDAS spelt with double Ds at the front?, hmm, i never knew they had them done, always thought they were natural


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33:19 ''you've got spunk, i hate spunk'' for some reason that made me think of the film 'something about mary''.....i can't for the life of me think why.....hmmmm?


this clone stuff made me remember something i read once, so strap in folks...
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i wonder if you could transplant the brain of someone old, like 90, into a younger clone body of themselves, and if so, how long the brain would last for? or if there was a way to transfer your consciousness into a younger clone body and brain of yourself? if it would work, or if it would be like the video game 'SOMA' where it could only be copied. its a brilliant story in that game, ive never played it, but i watched it on youtube, and it was an amazing story, really made me think. imagine that transporters were invented, and had been around for decades. say you live in australia, but you work in america, so you have to use a transporter to get to work. you've used it every day to go to work. one day, you get to the transporter station, kind of like an airport or train station but for transporters instead. you step into the transporter, the door closes, it does its thing, you step out.....and your still in australia? hmm, for some reason it didnt transport you to america, so now you could be late for work, but if its broken, you dont want other people missing their transports, so you go to reception.
''excuse me, i just stepped into the transporter to get to work in america, but it didn't transport me, i think it may be broken, and now i'm going to be late for work''
'' let me see, which one was it?''
''terminal 5''
the receptionist types something on a keyboard, and then looks at a monitor
''ah, not to worry, you made it to america right on time''
''what do you mean?'' you say, confused and a little surprised.
the receptionist shows you what is on the monitor, and there on the screen is security footage of the terminal in america, and there you are stepping out of the transporter you step out of every day when going to work
''you see, there you are, so no need to worry, you'll make it to work right n time''
then she makes a call ''yes, we have another three forty two, you know thats the third time this week, we need to get that transporter fixed.....mmhmmm...ok''
the receptionist finishes on the phone and says ''someone will be with you in a moment''
still bewildered you reply ''wait, what? who is that on the screen there, it can't be me, i'm still here!''
''don't worry, everything we be taken care of''
two big burly guards come over and place you in cuffs and lead you towards a different transporter, which is when it dawns on you, they arent really transporting you in the way you thought, the transporter at this end basically copies your genetic makeup information stuff, sends the info to the terminal at the other end, your destination, and makes a perfect clone of you, whilst the transporter at this end destroys you, and your clone totally oblivious to what happens goes about their day as if they were just sent from one place to another. are you...you? you've been using these things for years! is the other person you? you have all your memories from as far back as you can remember, and yet so do they, but before you can even start to answer the questions in your mind, your stuff in the transporter boothe, then bright light.....then nothing. meanwhile in america, your work day is over, time to go back home to australia, best hurry to the transporter terminal, you wouldn't want to miss your ride home.....would you?


you'll never feel alone, with your very own clone
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so not only are ADIDAS into making sportswear, but they are now in the organ harvest racket.
ADIDAS
Allowing Deceased-ish Individuals Donated Anatomical Substitutes
Bringing you sportswear,and replacement organs that are great in any weather.


so 'the island' was a clone of a film about clones.
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i just read the plot for this film, and it seemed pretty similar to the movie 'the island' with ewan mcgregor and scarlett johansson, turns out, according to wikipedia that...
'The big-budget 2005 DreamWorks production The Island, also about a colony that breeds clones to harvest organs for the elite, mirrors Clonus in a number of ways. The makers of Clonus filed suit, claiming copyright infringement. On August 25, 2006, the court presiding over this case ruled that it could proceed to trial.
According to a 2007 interview with Clonus screenwriter Bob Sullivan, DreamWorks and Clonus Associates reached a settlement, the specific terms of which are sealed. According to Sullivan, the amount settled on was in the seven-figure range.'
naughty dreamworks hollywood writers, stealing b-movie scripts and making them almost palatable, how dare they.


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meh, wasn't bad, wasn't good either, but i still think having Doc Vance played by Ron Jeremy was a weird casting choice ''doctor Jenny Langer i presume? i've come to fix your spider problem'' bow chika wa wow


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ya know what would have saved the day? either get nike to make a giant shoe, or the local newspaper to make a giant newspaper, preferably the sunday edition, jobs a goodun.


Recent Riffs

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ha, she runs like a girl


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does his were-mom and his were-dad know his whereabouts?


808 - The She-Creature - 17 days ago
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''look deep into my eye bags''


804 - The Deadly Mantis - 20 days ago
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are you paleontology-ing?


802 - The Leech Woman - 21 days ago
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''oh grandma decorations make me so hot! cover me in doilies and read me ann landers''


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Steve?


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PANTY RAID!! Ha ha hi'm kidding of course, i'm gonna burn ya to death.


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are his nipples painted on?


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she looks like a MagicEye™ picture


622 - Angels' Revenge - 26 days ago
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its the T n A-Team!


616 - Racket Girls - 27 days ago
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''and what about Sue 'n' me?''
crow ''She's suing him?!?''


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''you could cut the tension with a dull object''