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Faye Coltharp

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Robot Monster
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  2. The Sidehackers
    206
  3. Pod People
    560
  4. I Accuse My Parents
    403
  5. The Amazing Colossal Man
    211
  6. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
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This script deserves a better movie
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Okay, this movie isn't even bad.

...Okay, the movie isn't bad in *principle. The idea is awesome. Very similar to Ex Machina. The guy *literally* turns his wife into an object, leaving her in a state where she would rather die, and she gets her revenge by consolidating power with another oppressed being. And that's not even a stretch. She uses the word "power" again and again to describe her teaming up with the monster. It's super political, whether it means to be or not. Genius.


202 - The Sidehackers - about 4 years ago
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Man, I will never understand women... Why would J.C.'s girlfriend even be with a psycho loser like him, but then to try cheat on him with a guy who is clearly in a committed relationship. Then she lies to try to get that guy killed for a polite rebuff? SHE is the real villain of the movie!


802 - The Leech Woman - 5 months ago
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I *think* this movie wants me to feel sorry for the husband and hate the wife, but it's just...just not happening.


610 - The Violent Years - over 3 years ago
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I always skip the male rape scene, the riffs about it are really distasteful. I love their darker riffs, but they really should have known better.

With that said, the crew usually does a good job of pairing shorts and films (like A Date with your Family and Invasion USA, Keeping Clean and Neat and The Sinister Urge, Home Economics and Viking Women, etc) and this one is no exception.


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Wow, Crow really rocks that MIDI trombone!


622 - Angels' Revenge - 5 months ago
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*sigh*... Her name is Keiko and she's from Vietnam...?


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MGTOW: The Movie!


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At the climax, the one man confronts the other man, and says "we know who killed Charlie Cooper, Riley:" I swear I've heard the name Charles Cooper Riley somewhere.


606 - The Creeping Terror - 5 months ago
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I'm just gonna take a wild guess that the narration was added at the last minute cause they realized the movie sucked so bad it couldn't carry its own.
*looks it up*
Ah, actually it's cause the sound quality was actually that bad they had to hire a guy to literally tell the audience what the characters were saying.

Beautiful.


18:14
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"No trou-ble la-dy. Just driiiive? ... Do et. If you wannrlive?"


The main character arc of this movie makes me physically ill
516 - Alien from L.A. - 5 months ago
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The structural editing of the beginning of the movie is so obviously wrong that even I could fix it. The scene of the dad in fake Istanbul should be the first thing in the movie, then cut to her writing the letter and the opening credits, THEN have the scene on the beach where her shitty boyfriend breaks up with her, THEN she gets the letter learning her dad fell down a hole.


Don't punch down, y'all
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I worry that the reason Ed Wood has received as much attention as he has is because of the crossdressing thing (which I only recently learned about; I haven't seen the movie), and if that's the case...I mean there are plenty of directors featured on this show and elsewhere with just as silly movies.


Recent Riffs

607 - Bloodlust - 5 months ago
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Not the Ming spittoon!


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Yeah the sequel is Hired 2: Laid Off!


417 - Crash of the Moons - 5 months ago
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"We'll be back—right after this.
...We're back!"


415 - The Beatniks - 5 months ago
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"Kid, I gotcha a $100-dollar lifetime deal!"


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Looks like the garage of Dr. Caligari!


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"Santa Claus, you're coming with us!" You're coming to town.