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911 - Devil Fish - almost 7 years ago
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The cast people of this film seem to be operating under the assumption that as long as a woman is blonde and blue-eyed, she is attractive. They have simultaneously proved themselves WRONG.


403 - City Limits - over 7 years ago
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What was that very disturbing moment at 1:17:59?


811 - Parts: The Clonus Horror - over 7 years ago
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You know, I could've gone my entire life without seeing Mike the Pasty Boy Wonder in a crop top. That one is gonna haunt me.


705 - Escape 2000 - about 6 years ago
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Maybe it's a chick film and we just don't get it.


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I love that Tom's head is a snow globe.


620 - Danger! Death Ray - over 7 years ago
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That was Bat da dada dada! by the Dune Town Vipers!


912 - The Screaming Skull - over 7 years ago
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Mike screaming hysterically as he carefully selects a golf club to beat Crow with is probably one of the best host segments. Boy that Crow skull is durable. Also the 'bots' traumatized crying at the robot massacre is wicked hilarious.


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409 - The Indestructible Man - over 7 years ago
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"Who in their right mind would believe a man came back from the dead?" "Uh, millions of Christians."


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - almost 7 years ago
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It was a dark and boring night...


911 - Devil Fish - almost 7 years ago
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Oh no, there's the shark that asked me out!


206 - Ring of Terror - over 7 years ago
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Now where was I... oh yeah. "See Dick. See Dick make a lateral incision."


624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - about 7 years ago
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Looks like it's the maid's century off.


403 - City Limits - over 7 years ago
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Okay we're at the last rest stop before the end of our careers!


620 - Danger! Death Ray - over 7 years ago
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Sure it's phallic, why wouldn't it be?


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Roger this is God, pick up the pace.


322 - Master Ninja I - over 7 years ago
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"Oh, it's a ventriloquist pistol!" "Say hello to the people, Remmington!"


315 - Teenage Caveman - over 7 years ago
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He's been to paradise, but he's never been to me!


315 - Teenage Caveman - over 7 years ago
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She doesn't have a word for day, but she has buttons.


315 - Teenage Caveman - over 7 years ago
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Cross your legs Robert, you can see the squirrel.