So let's take a plot centered on one of the most controversial plane Lockheed designed (including multiple engine failures, mechanical and electric problems that caused multiple pilot and civilian deaths in the US and abroad, and bribed countries to accept these planes), put in actors with no personality and ugly faces, give them a script with a plot that goes no where, and fill it with padding scenes of refueling that would make Fire Maidens From Outer Space look captivating.

Farrah Fawcett haired guy; biggest asshole in any MST movie ever?