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Hey, what happened to your "bass fiddle" comment over on the ultra-classy "meat poster" thread? I was going to post an equally classy reply, but found it had gone off to the Great Ether Beyond...


Jet Jaguar Abides - about 2 years ago
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Hey Jeff, thanks for checking up on me...Life has really been sucking lately..and if finally just got to be too much ..but I'm slowly bailing the water out.
Hope your Holidays are Cheery .... p.s.- my Family bought me the Rifftrax Star Wars Holiday Special on DVD for Christmas(they found it on Ebay)..and I just got it in today's mail...gonna watch it on Christmas :o)'


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Hey Jeff, Found your message. Check my wall, I've posted some of my best tips over there to help banish insomnia with some really easy exercises. They all have a couple of the same things in common: Give your brain boring, repetitive autopilot-type tasks to do, so you can give the rest of your mind the night off to sleep and dream. Good luck with them, I hope they work for you.

Happy Holidays and Happy ZZZZs!


Favorite Episodes

  1. The Final Sacrifice
    794
  2. Werewolf
    578
  3. Space Mutiny
    966
  4. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    225
  5. The Touch of Satan
    371
  6. Time Chasers
    473
  7. Night of the Blood Beast
    346
  8. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    175
  9. Gorgo
    189
  10. Pod People
    599
  11. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    234
  12. Puma Man
    564
  13. Jack Frost
    372
  14. Beginning of the End
    292
  15. Santa Claus
    320
  16. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    217
  17. Horror of Party Beach
    344
  18. The Brute Man
    240
  19. Girls Town
    320
  20. Prince of Space
    499
  21. Girl in Gold Boots
    307
  22. Teenagers from Outer Space
    307
  23. The Deadly Mantis
    241
  24. The Killer Shrews
    270
  25. Monster A-Go Go
    369
  26. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    315
  27. The Crawling Eye
    285
  28. The Giant Gila Monster
    278
  29. Zombie Nightmare
    332
  30. The Human Duplicators
    225
  31. Teenage Crime Wave
    200
  32. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    236
  33. Eegah
    418
  34. Bride of the Monster
    255
  35. The Black Scorpion
    135
  36. The Space Children
    196
  37. Carnival Magic
    20
  38. Earth vs. the Spider
    220
  39. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    244
  40. Gamera vs. Guiron
    275
  41. Racket Girls
    193
  42. Future War
    290
  43. Squirm
    257
  44. Track of the Moon Beast
    311
  45. The Sword and the Dragon
    249
  46. Gamera
    272
  47. The Leech Woman
    256
  48. The Creeping Terror
    273
  49. The Deadly Bees
    242
  50. Bloodlust
    198
  51. Starcrash
    51
  52. Red Zone Cuba
    248
  53. Reptilicus
    45
  54. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    345
  55. Devil Fish
    285
  56. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    235
  57. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    272
  58. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    351
  59. Devil Doll
    265
  60. Operation Double 007
    257
  61. War of the Colossal Beast
    248
  62. The Incredible Melting Man
    303
  63. Horrors of Spider Island
    248
  64. The Undead
    258
  65. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    730
  66. Robot Monster
    161
  67. Radar Secret Service
    238
  68. High School Big Shot
    203

Recent Comments with recent replies

Forum - over 1 year ago
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Excluding Gammera and Godzilla, which monster would you say is your pick as your favorite or most effective? I'm torn at the moment between Guiron and the creature from Track of the Moon Beast. I love Guiron's slicer and it's sense of humour. But as a kid, I used to play act in the city pool as a creature from Moon Beast monster. Just wondering, if anyone else might have some faves.


107 - Robot Monster - over 1 year ago
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This has to be the most insane movie with apes of all-time, and I've seen the movie Head.


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I still say Dr. Ted looks like Bill Bixby.


Forum - almost 2 years ago
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What is your least favorite episode of Season 7 (including Venezuela)?


Forum - almost 2 years ago
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What is your least favorite episode of Season 8?


805 - The Thing That Couldn't Die - almost 6 years ago
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So Catholicism is a placebo...well yes all religion is


Forum - almost 2 years ago
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What is your least favorite episode of Season 4?


Forum - almost 2 years ago
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What is your least favorite from Season 5?


904 - Werewolf - over 1 year ago
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Ok, after he turns into Wereworm and "attacks" the girl in the puddle, he then turns back human and goes to bed and reads? And then he turns back into a werewolf and throws that girl down the stairs and she doesn't call the cops? And what was Yuri's plan running after the werewolf in the woods? That's all for now.


Forum - almost 2 years ago
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What's your least favorite episode in Season 6?


Forum - over 1 year ago
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I was watching a behind-the-scenes show of MST last night and it had Kevin and Mike discussing their upcoming first season on SY-FY. As they were showing the writer's room, Kevin pulled up the computer to see if there were still jokes from a recent session on it. The lines he read were "Don't look at my underpants! Don't look at my underpants!". It seems familiar but can't place it. I was wondering if they did use those lines and if so, which episode is it from? I'm guessing it would be from S8.


Recent Riffs

107 - Robot Monster - over 1 year ago
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It's Gecko-Roman wrestling.


806 - The Undead - over 1 year ago
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Peter Pan - Antichrist.


806 - The Undead - over 1 year ago
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That frog is good licking size.


806 - The Undead - over 1 year ago
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Oh God! Imp batch!


806 - The Undead - over 1 year ago
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I'm a damn good imp.


904 - Werewolf - over 1 year ago
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He is Winnie the Pooh.


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I bid you lick me.


619 - Red Zone Cuba - over 1 year ago
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Hai Cuba!


619 - Red Zone Cuba - over 1 year ago
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One of the invaders gets shot: Crow - " They just lost a third of their force".


619 - Red Zone Cuba - over 1 year ago
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Water, thirsty, sick man.


606 - The Creeping Terror - almost 2 years ago
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Which one of us is talking?


606 - The Creeping Terror - almost 2 years ago
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T'was Buford that killed the beast.