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The Romantic Rationalist - 6 months ago
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Crow: "I don't want to feel again the worm!"
6x04 Zombie Nightmare


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Servo: "Okay, so he's mad that he's losing, but that's the way he likes it??"
Crow: "Well then everything works out!"
6x04 Zombie Nightmare


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Servo: "But Gramps, what good is it to have a gazillion dollar popcorn empire if no sweet chick will breed with me?"
Crow: "Listen to yourself, buddy! It is part of the proud popcorn creed to be without the love a woman. How can we concentrate on genetically improving our popcorn if we have extremely abundant members of the weaker sex parading up and down the rows of our high yield super cheap double ganganga corn? Sweet fruit juices anointing their bodies. Come on! How would that look?"
2x12 Godzilla vs. Megalon


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Movie: "We'll warn the scientists to be more careful in the future and let Ztopia rest in peace."
Joel: "I'm sure they'll listen. They're good that way."
2x12 Godzilla vs. Megalon


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Crow: "Hey! Tinkerbell's alive! Clap your hands, everybody!"
Joel: *claps his hands*
2x12 Godzilla vs. Megalon (he wuvs his Crow)


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Movie: "What now?"
Crow: "Scream. Die maybe."
2x12 Godzilla vs. Megalon


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Crow: "Well, note to myself: never vacation on an active volcano."
2x12 Godzilla vs. Megalon


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Crow: "They're the chunkiest couple on the block."
2x05 Rocket Attack USA


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Crow: *female voice* "Darn old apocalypse! I just ignore them!"
2x05 Rocket Attack USA


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Crow: "Aww man! This is definitely - we've tapped into a different movie here! I could almost believe that the last scene with - Oh! I just don't understand this! WE'VE LOST ALL COMMON THREADS WHAT IS GOING ON HERE??" *heavy panting*
2x05 Rocket Attack USA


The Romantic Rationalist - 6 months ago
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Joel: "You know, if you're going to keep playing that music then just torch us right now. Okay? Just set fire to everything..."
2x05 Rocket Attack USA


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Movie: "One of our best pilots will take you on a special civilian plane . . ."
Crow: "And then push you out the back screaming."
2x05 Rocket Attack USA


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Crow: "Shut up, grandma and eat your peanuts."
2x05 Rocket Attack USA


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Crow: "Maybe they shouldn't have launched a rocket while the dryer was running."
7x01 Blood Beast


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Crow: *ditzy girl voice* "Have you guys seen my brush?"
7x01 Night of the Blood Beast


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Crow: "Why's his camera in his underwear drawer?"
4x18 Attack of the Eye Creatures


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Crow: "They're a fun couple. Too bad they're going to die."
4x18 Attack of the Eye Creatures


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Crow: "Gut-shot the schoolmarm. Sorry!"
5x11 Gunslinger


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Crow: *after being warped in spacetime by Servo* "Hey! My sandmich is whole again! Cool!"
5x11 Gunslinger


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Servo: "You simply realign your point of origin, you see!"
Crow: *holding a sandwich* "He does this to me at night, scares the hell out of me!"
5x11 Gunslinger


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Movie: "More than anything I meant in my life, I mean that."
Crow: "Except there was something I said awhile back that I meant more than that."
5x11 GUnslinger


The Romantic Rationalist - 6 months ago
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Crow: "Why is all your stuff in the hallway?"
5x11 Gunslinger


The Romantic Rationalist - 6 months ago
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Crow: "If looks could kill you would be almost dead!"
5x11 Gunslinger


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Crow: "Joel, is there anyway I could be mummified and placed next to Stalin?"
Joel: "Sure, honey."
5x11 Gunslinger


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Crow: *female voice* "Now to slip into something Sheriff-y and sexy."
5x11 Gunslinger


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Crow: *female voice* "What a day. Well, better check the scones."
5x11 Gunslinger


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Crow: "Hey, Malta! Get a tree!"
10x08 Final Justice


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Crow: "Well, to be fair, he never said he'd protect her neck."
10x08 final Justice


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Crow: "I'm terrified. . . and delighted!"
10x08 Final Justice


The Romantic Rationalist - 6 months ago
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Crow: "I reproduced asexually while I was out, sir."
10x02


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Crow: "Look at these hippies - GET A HAIRCUT"
10x02


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Crow: "Oh my goodness, she's hepped up on the drugs!"
10x02


The Romantic Rationalist - 6 months ago
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Crow: "Well, there IS a breast shortage in LA."
10x02


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Crow: "I'm having Critter's varmint!"
10x02


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Crow: "Where will I comb?"
10x02 GIrl in Gold Boots


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Movie: "Any idea where California went?"
Crow: "I'll check my purse."
10x02 Girl in Gold Boots


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Movie: "Is your head clear?"
Joel: "No, it's opaque!"
Movie: "Sure!"
Movie: "Wish I could say mine was."
Crow: "Mine's Lucite."
2x08


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Joel: "Geez, sir - I mean, Dad - one must you destroy all life and matter?"
2x08


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Mike as Hugh Beaumont, One of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse: "Well, time to die."


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Crow: "As I was telling that other guy, I never wanted to die in a plane, but now I'm very excited about it!"
2x08


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Movie: *looks at a photograph of a woman*
Joel: Mother.
Movie: "She got married last month."
Servo: "That makes me legitimate now."
2x08


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Movie: "I always said that I would never die in a plane."
Crow: "But I've changed my mind."
2X08


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Movie: "Looks like this atomic powered engine of yours is going to our mode jet propulsion."
Crow: "Oh, quick kissing up!"
2x08 Lost Continent


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Crow: "Say, am I needed here? I'm kinda dying..."


The Romantic Rationalist - 6 months ago
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Crow: "The only logical response to this movie is pure unbridled hate."


The Romantic Rationalist - 6 months ago
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Crow: "Come on, movie! Just bite me."


The Romantic Rationalist - 6 months ago
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Crow: "Joining his niece for lunch - DA DA DAH DAAAAH!"
8x15 Agent for h.a.r.m


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Crow: Remedy, there are LAWS
6x11 Last of the Wild Horses


The Romantic Rationalist - 6 months ago
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Crow: "Hey, I'm just telling you where the door is. Just FYI. No reason to get all mad at me."
6x11 Last of the Wild Horses


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Crow: "Man! What a huge ear! Look at that thing!"
6x11 Last of the Wild Horses


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Crow: "I'd like to bite the bridge of your nose."
6x11 Last of the Wild Horses


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Movie: "There they are!"
Crow: "With you, Gary, we would be lost!"
6x11 Last of the Wild Horses


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"I will be a Captain's woman!" - Gypsy


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Crow: "Servo's gotten really weird and Gypsy is too!"
Mike: "I know, I'm afraid we've lost them to an alternate universe."
Crow: "Aww, yeah, that'll happen. Suppose we ought to do something, huh?"
6x11 Last of the Wild Horses


The Romantic Rationalist - 6 months ago
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Crow: *groaning* "I want this scene to go away!"
6x11 Last of the Wild Horses


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Crow: "Wow! The Amish are really hauling ass!"
6x11 Last of the WIld Horses


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Crow: "Welp! I'm going on break. It's been ten years, I think I'm owed one. Can you cover me?"
10x11 Horrors of Spider Island


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Servo: "So is he strong?"
Crow: "Hey, listen, bub! He's got radioactive blood!"
Mike: "Whoa!"
Servo: "Sorry."
Crow: "Just ticks me off!"
10x11 Horrors of Spider Island


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Crow: "Ehhh, do you like bugs?"
10x11 Horrors of Spider Island


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Mike: "Damn, California. Never helps anyone!"
10x11 Horrors of Spider Island


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Crow: "Strange she's a published medical ethicist."
10x11 Horrors of Spider Island


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Crow: "Um, you're in my writhing space!"
10x11 Horrors of Spider Island


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Crow: "Man, this is too much even for me, Mike! Can't we see a couple of elderly scientists in lab coats talking nonstop...??"
10x11 Horrors of Spider Island


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"They should just start putting handles on women for easy carrying."
10x11 Horrors of Spider Island


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Crow: "Hey, they're playing make out music, Mike. What do you say? Come on..."
Mike: "Get out of here! . . . No!"
10x11 Horrors of Spider Island


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Crow: "Concern?? Passion?? What, Lance?!"
8x08 The She-Creature


The Romantic Rationalist - 6 months ago
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Crow: They TRIED to light this but this movie is like a super absorbing black hole!"
8x08 THe She-Creature


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Crow: "You're a woman, so you deserve no answer to your question."
8x08 The She-Creature


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Crow: *deadpan voice* "We're having fun."
8x08 The She-Creature


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"Can the She Creature begin killing now?"
8x08 The She-Creature


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Crow: "I did sculpt her in butter once..."
6x03 The Dead Talk Back


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Crow: "Do I get a meal?"
6x03 The Dead Talk Back


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Crow: "A gut-shot model will often hide in the woods up to three hours."
6x03 The Dead Talk Back


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Crow: "A gut-shot model will often hide in the woods up to three hours."
6x03 The Dead Talk Back


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Crow: "A gut-shot model will often hide in the woods up to three hours."
6x03 The Dead Talk Back


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Movie: "Here, let me give you a demonstration..."
Crow: "Let's kill somebody."
6x03 The Dead Talk Back


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Crow: "Geez, Mike! You can get a free Nelson waterbed for just twenty thousand proof of purchase!!"
6x03 The Dead Talk Back


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Crow: "That was the sound of the director giving up and leaving."


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Crow: "Is she suddenly in Phillip Marlowe's office?"
9x04 Werewolf


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Crow: "You know, it's economical not to have a storyline because then you can just film people saying things!"
9x04 Werewolf


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Crow: "That means he's healthy!"
9x04 Werewolf


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Crow: "So are we supposed to assume a month passes every few minutes here in Flagstaff?"
9x04 Werewolf


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Crow: "Saddle soap: cleaning compound of deceit"
1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z


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Crow: "You're crawling on your belly through the Philippine jungle - parched - snake bitten and near death!"
1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z


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Crow: "No matter how much the movie insists there is tension, I must respectfully disagree with it."
1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z


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Crow: "That's the thing about women. You pick them up and they instantly faint!"
1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z


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Crow: "A poor catfish blames his tools."
1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z


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Crow: "Ahhh, yes, my friend the squeegee. I love you."
1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z


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Movie: "But it's beautiful."
Crow: "Yeah, it's great."
1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z


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Crow: "Love! Sweet hot pad love! Hmmm - she does love me."
1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z


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Crow: "No love! Love is gone! So lost - feeling panicky - no sense of self - developing stress disorder and inability to work with others!"
1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z


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Crow: "Oh, why don't you kiss him instead of holding him to death!"
8x11 - Parts: The Clonus Horror


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Crow: "Thanks to Ms Taylor's 4th Grade class for transcribing our secret Clone notes!"
8x11 - Parts: The Clonus Horror


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Crow: "Agua. Agua."
811 - Parts: The Clonus Horror


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Crow: "Oh, so some type of social commentary on how we BAG and FREEZE people in America, I suppose!"
811 - Parts: The Clonus Horror


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Movie: "I've grown accustomed to you."
Crow: "Like breathing out and breathing in . . ."
811 - Parts: The Clonus Horror


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Movie: "How many people died for your Swiss bank account?"
Crow: "A lot. . .We don't have exact figures yet."
6x08 Code Name Diamondhead


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Mike: "He's going to kill a guy who's detailing his van??"
Crow: "I'm okay with that!"
Mike: *chuckles*
6x08 Code Name Diamondhead


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Crow: "Is it just me or did NOTHING happen?"
6x08 Code Name Diamondhead


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"Caio. Puppy chow. I'm so hungry."
6x08 Code Name Diamondhead


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"Oh! Are they in Hawaii?!"
6x08 Code Name Diamondhead


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Crow: *girl voice* "Are there people here? Is something happening?"
7x02 The Brute Man


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Crow: "IT'S THE JUXTAPOSITION OF THE TWO NAMES and THERE'S ENDLESS EXAMPLES OF THIS SORT OF FUN!"
7x02 The Brute Man


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Crow: " ๐ŸŽถ "Lay down your head . . ." ๐ŸŽถ
Servo: "Uh, Tom Dewey."
Crow: "Wheee!"
7x02 The Brute Man


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Mike: "I see where you're going with this."
Crow: "Eh, maybe."
7x02 The Brute Man


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Crow: "I'm beginning to lose my trust in government."
7x02 The Brute Man


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Movie: "I never took Hal very seriously, because Clifford and I were in love with each other."
Crow: "It's over now, but. . ."
7x02 The Brute Man


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Crow: "Come on, let's go throw cigarettes at the monkeys."
7X02 The Brute Man


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Movie: "Mr. Moffet..."
Crow: "Sit on my toffet!"
Mike: *laughs*
7X02 The Brute Man


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Crow: *sighs* "Look, we all know where this is heading. Can we just start tossing Brits around?"
9x09 Gorgo


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Crow: "Gorgo seduced the guard then tried to kill him."
9x09 Gorgo


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Crow: "Is this kid speaking in Bam Bam language?"
9x09 Gorgo


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Crow: "Mike - Servo - for what it's worth, my heart WILL go on."
Mike: "Oh."
Servo: "Oh!"
9x09 Gorgo


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Movie: "Everything that he wanted is everything that I needed."
Crow: "So neither of us actually GOT anything!"
10x04 Future War


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Crow: "You know, I could point out that it's not the future and there is no war. But you know me, I don't like to complain!"
Mike: "No, not you."
Crow: "No, not me!"
Mike: "No."
10x04 Future War


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Crow: "These. Are things. They exist."
Servo: "Wow!"
10x04 Future War


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Movie: *Sister writes "ABC"*
Servo: "Ass. Asswiโ€ฆ Asshoโ€ฆ"
Crow: "It's not even 'ass,' Servo!"
10x04 Future War


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Crow: "Oh, Vatican! Pay your phone bill!"
10x04 Future War


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Crow: *laughs to himself*
Mike: "Crow! You're hallucinating a clown!"
Crow: "You mean you're not a clown or. . .?"
10x04 Future War


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Crow: "Hmm. I want to look evil but not satanic."
8x05 The Thing That Couldn't Die


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Crow: *sighs* NOW where are they? Please."
8x05 The Thing That Couldn't Die


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Movie: "It's NOT superstition."
Movie: "Well, you're wrong, Jessica. It really is."
Movie: "It's not!"
Crow: "It's hard science."
8x05 The Thing That Couldn't Die


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Crow: "Are we dead, Mike?"
8x10 Giant Spider Invasion


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Crow: "Is there are a Japanese Tea ceremony taking place next door or what?"
8x10 Giant Spider Invasion


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"I will grow into my beauty."
8x10 Giant Spider Invasion


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"Aww, don't act with your tongue, Alan."
8x10 Giant Spider Invasion


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Crow: *as Cheesesteak* "Hey you guys! I found a bird's nest!"


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Crow: *about NummyMuffyKookleButter* "Dibs on spaying it!"
6x05 Colossus and the Headhunters


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Movie: "Oh, Helen, put them all at the hotel and . . ."
Crow: "Kill them."
4x15 The Beatniks


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Movie: "They both died in Vietnam."
Crow: "Oh! THAT war! Shh! *whispers* Don't talk about that war."
3x14 Mighty Jack


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Crow: *whispers to woman in the corner of screen* "Hi. How are you doing?"
3x14 Mighty Jack


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Crow: "God, I love the smell of burning flesh and the sound of breaking glass!"
3x14 Might Jack


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Crow: "Oh! They're going to return that Japanese car to the wild!"
3x14 Mighty Jack


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Crow: "Did I toss a throne last night?"
4x12 Hercules And The Captive Women


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Movie: "What killed them, Doc?"
Movie: "Not drowning. And Cal wasn't shot either."
Crow: "And he wasn't beat up by clowns. . ."
4x06 Attack of the Giant Leeches


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Crow: "Joel, I thought underwear was supposed to match."
Servo: *mutters* "Doesn't have to. . ."
4x06 Attack of the Giant Leeches


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Crow: "I'd send California tumbling into the ocean - the Atlantic ocean - after showering, talc, and changing into my Frito Bandito costume."
4x06 Attack of the Giant Leeches


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Crow: "And get me a pound of goat cheese."
4x05 Being from Another Planet


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Crow: "Oh no! It's that thing again! The thing that has been driving the plot to no where!"
4x05 Being from Another Planet


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Crow: "GIVE IT BACK GIVE IT BACK YOU SONS OF A B - "
4x05 Being from Another Planet


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Movie: "Set the aliens free??! . . ."
Crow: "Win cash prizes. . ."
5x16 Alien from LA


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Crow: "Miranda Richardson hands her an ugly coat."
5x16 Alien from LA


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Movie: "What's that?"
Movie: "What it looks like. A troll mule."
Crow: "It's Donald Pleasance!"
5x16 Alien from LA


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Crow: *sighs* "I am the God of Hydrotherapy."
3x23 Castle of Fu Manchu


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Movie: "And if I refuse?"
Crow: "I hadn't thought of that. Gosh he's clever."
3x23 Castle of Fu Manchu


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Crow: "This is symbolic of their return to London..." *laughs nervously*
3x23 Castle of Fu Manchu


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Movie: "My hand stretches out and turns water into ice!"
Crow: "Oh! He's a refrigerator."
3x23 Castle of Fu Manchu


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Crow: "Yoo hoo! Down here! I need some discipline! Yoo hoo! . . . nuts! He didn't hear me."
3x06 Time of the Apes


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Movie: "I think we ought to take care of Caroline's wound."
Crow: "She doesn't have one! . . . Let's give her one."
3x06 Time of the Apes


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Crow: "My piece of wood! It died so that we might live."
3x06 Time of the Apes


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Movie: *earthquake happens*
Crow: "The people upstairs are dancing again!"
3x06 Time of the Apes


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Movie: "Look at this way, Glen has become a total stranger to you..."
Crow: "So who cares!"
3x19 War of the Colossal Beast


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Crow: *whispers into Glenn's ear* "See ya. Nice talking to ya. See ya later, Glen. Bye!"
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Movie: "I made my mind up."
Crow: "I'm going to keep my baby."
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Joel: "That's a weird switch."
Crow: "Light doesn't travel as fast in his world."
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Joel: "I specialize in previously owned cigarette butts."
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Movie: "I got something to tell you."
Servo: "I want to be a woman."
Crow: *murmurs* "What?"
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Crow: "Neat! Where did you get the girl on a stick?"
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Movie: "I'll come back for you, Dan!"
Crow: "Yeah, right. You'll never see him again."
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Crow: "Ah, note to myself: put landing gear on this baby."
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Movie: "Ill chosen words have been known to start wars."
Crow: "Yeah, like the Sarcasm Wars of 1999."
Movie: *laughs evilly*
Crow: "What a dipstick."
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Crow: "My guess is that it goes on like the mess it is with no resolution and we are all left feeling empty and unfulfilled like Fassbinder's tragic hero in Berlin Alexanderplatz."
Joel: "You, my friend, get a ram chip."
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Joel: "Then the first plot point comes along and SENDS IT ALL ZIGGING EVERYWHERE into another direction. So, can anyone give me an example of what that would be in today's movie."
Crow: "Oh oh! The credits!"
Joel: "No, Crow, come on."
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Crow: "I can be Barbara. . ."
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Crow: "I see a bunny in a cloud in a blonde wig in a satin tap pant."
Servo: "With matching camisole."
Crow: ". . .if you do it right."
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Joel: *to Crow* "Honey, if you've got it, flaunt it."
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Mike: "Is that big-eyed thing in the article here? Because I don't see that here..."
Crow: "Might have been another issue. I don't know."
Mike: ๐Ÿ˜
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Crow: "...we don't have to concern ourselves with the other helpless creatures undoubtedly living in your eyelashes? Whole helpless villages of tiny big-eyed children being devoured by these dragons."
Mike: "Is that in the article?"
Crow: "Yeah, it is!"
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Crow: "Thank you, Muffiny-haired bachelor."
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Crow: "You know, not many movies can support a full minute of showing a radar screen. For example, this one can't at all really!"
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Crow: "And something blows up somewhere."
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Crow: *to Krankor* "WE LOVE YOU"
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Crow: "We didn't get shot, but we're going to die anyway."
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Crow: "So the things . . .are doing things!"
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Crow: "Well, either he's dead or they found Amelia Earhart stuff."
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Crow: "There're your damn rings."
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Movie: "Well, if you want to look on the dark side we get killed and they get our loot."
Crow: "And being in a state of mortal sin we go straight to hell."
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Crow: "But I leave the conspiracy theories to Oliver Stone."
Crow: *laughs and laughs*
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Crow: "Actually, it was Phyllis Coates who played Lois Lane in the first year of the series."
Servo: *fake gasps*
Crow: "Then Phyllis Coates was ousted and Neill returned to the role SHE originated."
Mike: "Oh! Interesting."
Crow: "More than interesting, Mike. . . spooky."
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Mike: "Did I mention that I cried?"
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Crow: "If I knew what was going on, I'd really be indignant!"
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Crow: "EVERYONE SHUT UP KIM'S GOING TO SAY SOMETHING."
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Movie: "For your sake, I hope you're right. Our relationship depends on it."
Crow: "That and mutual contempt."
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Crow: "That's a female buttock, Gary, I don't see the connection."
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Crow: "This man does not wear a watch!"
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Movie: "Would you betray me, Lisa?"
Crow: "I'm so flattered you would ask."
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Crow: *bored voice* "I'm going to be lighter fluid on it and burn it in the driveway."
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Crow: ""Sorry, my horn is out so I'm just shooting!"
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Crow: ""Aren't those earrings a bit dressy?"
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Crow: "Oh! I get it! This is a metaphor! . . . for something. . ."
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Mike: "Come on! I want to be a mountain man!"
Crow: "That would be a nice thing to be!"
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Crow: "The parrots are to be eliminated?!"
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Crow: *coughing, breathing heavy, and whines* "I need a cigarette!"
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Crow: "I question the relevance of this scene."
Servo: "I question the relevance of EVERY scene."
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Crow: *high girl voice* "I'll have that apple now."
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Movie: "His mind will go first, then his heart will literally explode."
Crow: "So, don't wear a white dress that day."
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Crow: "You're very sensitive."
Servo: "So are you! You're equally sensitive to me."
Crow: "You cried earlier. What was that about?"
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Movie: "Oh, don't mind him. He has a language all his own."
Crow: "Yeah, he took a shell at 'Nam."
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Crow: "Remember what I said about the last man on earth? Well, it's time..."
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Movie: "Well, do you plan to stand there and watch me die of pneumonia?"
Crow: "Well, both actually..."
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Crow: "Hah hah, was that irony? . . . this late in the film."
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Movie: "There must be something on the island that attracts them."
Crow: "Like death?"
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Movie: "Then the little boy ran out. . ."
Crow: "With his skull clutched in his hands!"
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Movie: "What do you think brought him out here?"
Crow: "Great selection? Low prices?"
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Crow: "This coffee is warmer than Frank is."
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Crow: *gives a big sigh* "This is going to suck."
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Crow: "But why are you laying like that? . . . oh."
Joel: "Hmm mmh."
Crow: "Oh."
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Servo: "Is that a traveling matte?"
Crow: "No, it's a crappy special effect."
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Movie: "I should have known she would do something like that."
Movie: "What are you saying?!"
Crow: "He's toast!"
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Dr. Forrester: "I'm a scientist! I don't think I observe."
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Crow: ""Oh, just drape a piece of liver over her face it would have the same effect!"
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Movie: "How did you do that?"
Movie Computer Bike: *shows complex math calculations*
Crow: "That's what I thought..."
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Movie: "Either you help me rescue my father, or. . ."
Crow: *dumb paper chase guy voice* "I have to run the high hurtles??"
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"Well, got the skull thrown, so that's done anyway."
9x12 The Screaming Skull


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Crow: "I have the touch of life too, I guess. It's cool."
9x01 The Projected Man


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Movie: "You move too quietly."
Crow: "I'll bang around like an elk if it'll make you happier."
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Crow: "OKAY, Professor Crabby Appleton...geez!"
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Crow: "Tension music, you know. Makes me TENSE and I want to HIT SOMEONE."
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Movie: "Electrocution?!"
Movie: "I know."
Crow: "Shocking, isn't it?"
Mike: "Uuugh..."
Crow: "Sorry."
Mike: "Uuugh, Crow."
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Movie: "It is proven the interplanetary space travel is not only possible, but practical!"
Crow: "And enjoyable! For ALL members of the family. Oh, there'll be carnage."
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Movie: "Should we wake him?"
Crow: "Why? So he could experience his own fiery death??"
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Crow: "Okay, story so far. We got lost, flew to Phoenix, got attack, we're gonna die."
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Crow: "Ever tasted human flesh?"
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Crow: "She's pretending to work so she doesn't have to talk to you."
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Crow: "Does exhibition start with an X?"
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Movie: "That phase is at an end."
Crow: "I killed it and I'm glad."
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Crow: *muttering* "Rhubarb. Rhubarb. Scientific rhubarb."
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Joel: "Who could put a value on human life?! I mean, who can decide who lives and who dies?"
Crow: "I do! Remember? I called dibs."
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Movie: "I lost the bill to the insurance. I thought I had paid it and then just this morning I got a letter."
Crow: "I'd find that and pay it if I were you."
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Movie: "Why isn't that off?"
Crow: *whimpery voice* "It's my night light."
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Movie: "This is Mission Control Houston."
Crow: "WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE"
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Crow: "I broke some other stuff too..."
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Livia: "I've never been a football before."
Crow: "It was cool!"
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Crow: "Which one! Get it! Witch one! ...*laughs then turns into sobs*
Mike: *comforts him* "It's Corman..."
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Crow: "Dinosaur - is trying to take - my charm bracelet. . .oooh."
8x06 The Undead


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Crow: "I mean...he's good. Isn't he? BWAHAHAHAHA. . ."
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Movie: "Archer, this is Beagle 1-7. Airborne with three chickens. Heading zero, three, five..."
Crow: "What?!"
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Crow: "What's he doing with his jaw??! It's chilling! Yuck!"
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Crow: "Ahhh! Something we're supposed to be able to see!!"
Mike: "Ahhhh. . . ahhhh. . ."
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Crow: "*sigh* "WHAT, John?!"
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Movie: "There is only heaven, where we left a long time ago. Where we were expelled for our sins amidst thunder and fire."
Crow: "Baptists."
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Movie: "Cuneiform writing, but it is not possible in this part."
Movie: "You mean it's not probable, LaFarge. In archelogy all things are possible."
Mike: "No - not really no..."
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Mike: "Hey! Where did you get a magnetic resonance and tunneling microscope?!"
Crow: "Fella named Helmet who lived here about 20 years. I remember him . . . quite fondly in fact."
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Crow: *about a news anchorman* "Aww, he's married."
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Crow: ๐ŸŽถ "Egrets, I have a feeew..." ๐ŸŽถ
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Crow: "You made my shirt a bra!. . . I love you."
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Crow: "I reject Tommy Kirk and all his works."
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Crow: "Now let's go scare everyone with my thighs!"
Mike: *whimpering* "You said thighs."
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Crow: *hyper girl voice* "Can I torment you with my femininity?"
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Joel: *readding a letter* "How are you so funny? Question mark. Talent? Question mark."
Crow: "Read the book! Question mark."
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Crow: "Note to myself: Don't throw rocks at magma."
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Crow: "Hey! Look at him squirm out there! That's our Bob! Hah hah!"
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Movie: "No, Brinkman, we must not speak of that. Ever."
Crow: "Let's talk about your pancreas."
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Crow: *muttering* "Venus. V - E - N - ooh hmmm."
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Mike: *whispers* "God, I hate that song."
Crow: *whispers* "I like it."
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Movie: "Sit down! And be quiet!"
Crow: "And don't wear yellow anymore!"
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Crow: "Aww, geez. Yipe stripes! - What - what the heck does that mean?!"
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Crow: *muttering* "Crazy kids. Look at all these yipe stripes!"
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"Hey Eddy! Hey Chuck! I like the flames you painted on your... ooooohh."
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"Oh, wow! Look at that. A shapeless mass."
7x06 Laserblast


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"Hey! It's that gas station that Frank Lloyd Wright. . .didn't. . . design."
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Mike: "Crow, you're not pregnant - I mean how would you even have a baby?"
Crow: ". . ."
Crow: ". . ."
Crow: ". . ."
Mike: "WHY DON'T YOU JUST ADMIT YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT."
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Crow: "My water broke."
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Crow: "Let's see, twas brillig, and the slithy toves...*mutters* oh what the hell am I thinking..."
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Crow: ""Honey, your cocaine is all over the phone."
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Crow: "Great job on the Bay of Pigs, honey."
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Mike: "So the Cuban stuff just a digression. Now the movie can REALLY begin."
Crow: *whispers* "Cuban stuff?"
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Movie: "I thought I heard something in the back of the truck last night."
Crow: "But I was too lazy to turn my head back and look."
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Crow: "This is what it sounds like when grasshoppers cry!"
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Movie: *laughs evilly* "Don't change the subject..."
Crow: "It alters the meaning of the sentence."
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Crow: "Use tongue as blunt object. Swab tongue onto every available surface!"
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Crow: "Tom, Mike's been secretly hunting us down! Think about it. He's just like the guy in the movie! All alone. . .
Tom: "Yeah!"
Crow: "Isolated. . ."
Tom: "Yeah!"
Crow: "Was a sniper during the War. . ."
Tom: "Wha. . .? He was?"
Crow: "I'm pretty sure, yeah."
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Movie: "The guard's still out there. AND wide awake."
Crow: *girl voice* "AND cute."
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Crow: "ANARCHY ANARACHY ANARCHY. . . ๐ŸŽถ now promenade.๐ŸŽถ"
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Movie: *guy falls into a trap*
Crow: "Awww, just bury him."
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Movie: "How dare you talk to the daughter of you king whom you have killed and betrayed!"
Crow: *warrior walks off screen* "Good luck, sir."
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Movie: *everyone's dead*
Crow: "Well, I admit now that we should have NOT stopped for coffee."
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Crow: "Oh! Cute jumper!"
Servo: *chuckles*
Mike: "You'd look good in a jumper like that."
Crow: "I can't wear yellow."
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Crow: "Do you think it will rain if it stays like this?"
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Crow: "These people are lead by a girl group! *mutters* I'm not complaining."
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Crow: "Do you think they fantasize about wearing business suits?"
Mike: "I know I do!"
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Movie: *guy speaking* "You might as well know, you will find out anyway..."
Crow: "I'm pregnant."
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Movie: "I fill in at 10 pm. . . cut out at 4:30 am."
Crow: "That's why I'm wearing my. . .pajamas."
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Crow: "Bobbers. Red and white plastic bobbers. They float. Use them."
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Crow: "You know, I'm just going to ask...IS THIS A JUNIPER BUSH?"
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Movie: "Yes. I have...two daughters."
Crow: "And...a puppy."
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Mike: "I wouldn't worry about. I'm sure he's not serious."
Crow: "He sure is, Mike! Those are DEFINITELY pinking sheers!"
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Movie: "You might be able to do me a favor..."
Crow: "My basement needs drywall."
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Movie: "Did you get fired?"
Movie: "Yes, they said I was drunk..."
Crow: "I was so high I wouldn't have known."
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Movie: "Two separate studies shows the chance for happiness improves with a longer engagement. Here to 6 months, better for 1 or 2 years."
Crow: "And so on into infinity."
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Movie: "It's gone!"
Movie: "Where'd it go?!"
Crow: "WE'RE GOING TO DIE."
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Movie: "Oh, it's all right if you have it. Fine. It's a very important factor in building a happy marriage."
Crow: "I found that out too late, but...!"
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Movie: "I see your problem, sir."
Crow: "And I raise it a predicament."
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Crow: "Accessing. . . accessing. . . reboot. . . . . . shutdown."
6x15 Kitten with a Whip


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Movie: "Six days. You know the police say that's like an open invitation to burglars."
Crow: "So here I am!"
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Crow: "Hamster Who Writes a Strong Letter to the Times!"
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Crow: *sobbing on Mike's shoulder* "You smell like rain!"
Mike: "Why thank you."
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Movie: *girl gets attacked by Anita Cat*
Crow: *perky girl voice* "Well the heck with you then!"
5x18 The Atomic Brain


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Crow: "Vy-vi-ty-go."
Mike: *whispers* "No, I think you mean Vertigo."
5x18 The Atomic Brain


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Movie: "She lacks only one thing... a brain."
Crow: "Man, he's picky."
5x18 The Atomic Brain


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Crow: "She died as she lived failing algebra."
6x10 The Violent YEars


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Crow: "Now THERE'S a girl who takes squishiness and does something about it!"
6x10 The VIolent YEars


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Movie: *girl unbottoning her sweater*
Crow: "Whenever I get to the end I fall into a wormhole, sorry."
6x10 The Violent YEars


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Movie: "Don't ask so many questions. You might find the answers!"
Crow: "That's true, but how does that apply here."
6x10 The Violent Years


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Crow: "Shut up! The men are talking in here!"
6x10 The Violent Years


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Crow: "I can't stand the tension. Somebody play that organ!"
6x23 The Amazing Transparent Man


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Movie: "It still doesn't explain how you got here."
Crow: *in German accent* "I TOOK A DAMN BOAT."
6x23 The Amazing Transparent Man


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Movie: *Mrs. Joe daydreaming her life*
Crow: "They should have had a train scene here!"
6x23 The Amazing Transparent Man


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Movie: "There was the perfectly scrumptious model house she had been wanting all those years."
Crow: "Squalor Contemporary."
6x23 The Amazing Transparent Man


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Movie: "I often stop by here for a cup of coffee. Whenever I do I am reminded of the things that happened to the people who weren't even there."
Crow: "Oh, sure! ...HUH???"
6x23 The Amazing Transparent Man


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Movie: "Well, I though the Zoo closed at 6 o'clock."
Crow: "It does, but...hey!"
6x18 High School Big Shot


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Crow: "Maybe if they sold one of those Tiffany lamps..."
6x18 High School Big Shot


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Movie: "Nothing bothers some people. Not even flying saucers."
Crow: "Huh! What the??"
6x21 The Beast of Yucca Flats


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Crow: *eating a sandwich* "When will it be 11:30 again, Mike?"
Mike: "No! We just went through this...oh! We got movie sign!"
Crow: "What what what?"
Mike: "Take your sandwich and come!"
*in the theater*
Servo: "What are you talking about there?"
Crow: "I don't remember."
6x21 The Beast of Yucca Flats


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Crow: "You know Tor is much like the Thompson's gazelle. You know, running, leaping to elude his predators!"
6x21 The Beast of Yucca Flats


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Crow: *girl voice* "I'd be depressed if it were not for my rooooom."
6x21 The Beast of Yucca Flats


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Movie: "The Budget should fit the user..."
Crow: "Like a teddy!"
6x21 The Beast of Yucca Flats


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Movie: "Have you heard of a budget, William?"
Crow: "That's a fish right?"
6x21 The Beast of Yucca Flats


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Movie: *Hal gets shot*
Crow: "Oh! Wow! Right in the mess!"
Mike: *laughs*
7x02 The Brute Man


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Crow: "So tell me about this cat poster. Apparently the cat's hanging by a stick...??"
7x02 The Brute Man


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Crow: "Lick your eggs, or have a friend lick them!"
7x02 The Brute Man


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Mike: "Crow, I don't know. It just seems to me that you reworked Earth vs. Soup and inserted jivy character names."
Crow: "Oh, like I'm THAT lazy."
6x22 Angel's Revenge


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Crow: *to a bike* "Wait here Black Beauty!"
6x22 Angel's Revenge


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Movie: "Girls, we've got company."
Crow: "Get out the good linen."
6x22 Angel's Revenge


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Crow: "Hey! That's my womb!"
6x22 Angel's Revenge


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Crow: "I'm just going to look away until the funny parts over."
Crow: *looks to the side of the screen*
6x22 Angel's Revenge


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Movie: "Trouble?"
Crow: "But we're pretty."
6x22 Angel's Revenge


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Crow: "We saw you folks in the vicinity, so we're killing you!"
6x09 The Skydivers


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Crow: *in a broad accent* "So I nailed the druggist for NO reason?!"
6x09 The Skydivers


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Crow: "Oh! So THAT'S a pancreas...*mutters* looks like an ear of corn..."
6x09 The Skydivers


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Movie: "Maybe we're scared..."
Crow: "Maybe we're dumb."
6x09 The Skydivers


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Mike: "Did Forrester's dance make anyone else physically ill?"
Crow: "I LIKED IT."
Mike: "Well, you're a freak ... "
6x09 The Skydivers


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Crow: "You know, this guy's kind of evil."
5x12 The Brain that Wouldn't Die


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Crow: "That and whoring at the Moulin Rouge."
Mike: *snorts*
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Movie: "There's more to surgery than just being a carpenter to patch up walls, or a Plummer to drain pipes!"
Crow: "Or a muffin baker to bake muffins!"
5x12 The Brain That WOuldn't Die


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Crow: "Have at him. We'll make it a closed casket."
5x12 The Brain that Wouldn't Die


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Crow: "But we didn't have the poopy suit!"
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Crow: "They did the runway in Spanish tile! Good grouting!"
Mike: "Well, you'd know grout."
6x12 The Starfighters


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Crow: "He meant that dirtifully..."
6x12 The Starfighters


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Servo: ""One of the great anticlimaxes, huh?"
6x12 The Starfighters


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Movie: "Cordite Lead, still reading unsafe here."
Movie: "Calling in for Emergency, straight in approach."
Crow: "Go ahead and kiss your ass good-bye."
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Crow: "Ahhh, the Association are back!"
Servo & Crow: "Is?"
Mike: "Are?"
Crow: "Was?
Servo: "Whatever."
6x12 The Starfighters


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Crow: *speaking for the woman* "You'll never touch me."
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Movie: "You know I actually thought it was going to get away from under us while we were taking off."
Crow: "Yeah great...can we order?!"
6x12 The Starfighters


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Movie: "You know flying a plane is like making love?"
Crow: "Uhh, you have to pay??"
6x12 The Starfighters


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Crow: "Actually the death ray would be good for Hollywood premieres!"
6x20 Danger! Death Ray


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Mike: "He's wearing those Italian womany glasses!"
Servo: "Who is that behind those Amy Grants?"
Crow: "They're cool!"
6x20 Danger! Death Ray


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Crow: "Hi Mike! How you doing?"
6x20 Danger! Death Ray


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Movie: "I just made some new friends."
Crow: "I'm sitting on one now!"
6x20 Danger! Death Ray


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Movie: "I like it when you worry about me."
Crow: "Stress turns me on!"
6x20 Danger! Death Ray


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Movie: *fires machine gun at car that flames over a cliff*
Crow: "That was fun! I think I'm coming out of my depression!"
6x20 Danger! Death Ray


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Movie: *lasers a hole in the wall*
Crow: "SO if you ever need to burn holes in stuff this your baby!"
6x20 Danger! Death Ray


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Crow: *muttering* "Mommy mommy mom mom mommy..."
Mike: "Crow, that's not your mother."
Crow: "Huh? All well the heck with her!"
Crow: "Are you my Mother?" *proceeds to cling to Mike*
Mike: "No! You mewling, puking...! Ahhh!"
Crow: "Come here you!"
6x02 Invasion USA


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Mike: "Hey - hey - Crow...!"
Crow: *Screams hysterically clinging to his 'Mommy'*
6x02 Invasion USA


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Crow: *about the hypnotist* "Enigmatic bastard, isn't he..."
6x02 Invasion USA


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Crow: "He swallowed the girl!" *looks around frantically*
6x02 Invasion USA


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Movie: "Might have another! You know the fellow says, eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we die! *laughs*"
Crow: "It's not that funny when it's true, Ed."
6x02 Invasion USA


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Movie: "Anyone got a light?"
Crow: "I think I hear one coming."
6x02 Invasion USA


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Crow: *matter of factly* "It's the end of the world."
6x02 Invasion USA


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Mike: "Oh shoot! This is Canada!"
Crow: *muttering* "Bomb anyways..."
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Movie: "So far there have been three official reports of A-bomb drops."
Crow: "Hey! That's not so bad!"
6x02 Invasion USA


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Movie: "Most families don't have maids..."
Crow: "They have daughters!"
Movie: "So mother needs help with serving from the Kitchen."
Crow: "oh..."
6x02 Invasion USA


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Movie: "Tell Mother how good the food is. Maybe Sis rates a compliment too. It makes them want to continue pleasing you."
Crow: "After all that's why God put Woman on this green Earth!"
6x02 Invasion USA


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Movie: *Melting Man melts*
Crow: ""You know, he may not recover from this."
7x04 The Incredible Melting Man


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Crow: *gasps* "It's pretty up here!"
7x04 The Incredible Melting Man


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"Of course old people are easier to tear apart..."
7x04 The Incredible Melting Man


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Crow: "Please don't leave us! Please, Mint-Giver, we love you!"
9x13 Quest of the Delta Knights


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Crow: *breezy light-hearted voice* "So Mike...this hell."
5x15 The Wild World of Batwoman


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Movie: "I simply need your help, to enter a certain building to secure a certain item..."
Crow: "I'll give you certain specifics at a certain time!"
5x15 The Wild World of Batwoman


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Movie: "And there in front of you sat your pal, Mary, with her head chock full of all the answers you needed!"
Crow: "Split it open now!"
5x15 The Wild World of Batwoman


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Crow: "It's turned into an artist's rendering! . . . *mutters* I hate those!"
5x24 12 to the Moon


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Movie: "Everyone go below, please, Dr. Heimlich suffered from a heart attack..."
Crow: "Let that be a lesson for the rest of you."
5x24 12 to the Moon


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Crow: *as an alien message* "Here's hoping that Christmas finds you well..."
5x24 12 to the Moon


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Movie: "The planting of this flag symbolizes the internationalization of the Moon to prevent individual nations from further dispute..."
Crow: "And pancakes!"
5x24 12 to the Moon


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Crow: *gasps and gulps* "Oh God! Why did I believe the invisible thing?!"
5x24 12 to theMOon


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Movie: *lands spaceship with some turbulence*
Crow: "Sorry! Not used to a stick."
5x24 12 to the Moon


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Crow: "It's all dark and stars and stuff!"
5x24 12 to the Moon


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Crow: *to Mike* "Aww, you're going to kiss her aren't you?!"
Mike: "I don't know!"
5x24 12 to the Moon


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Mike: "I wonder what Freud would make of that sun hat!"
Crow: "Sometimes a sun hat is JUST a sun hat."
5x24 12 to the Moon


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Crow: *wheezing and sobbing* "It's just you know...mood shots...practical jokes. I HATE MYSELF."
10x07 Track of the Moon Beast


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Movie: "Then, something's inside my head?"
Movie: "Yes."
Crow: *in weird voice* "Not much, but..."
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Movie: *thunder and lightening crashes*
Crow: "STOP TALKING JONNY LONG BONE."
10x07 Track of the Moon Beast


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"Do you REALLY want your movie to start this way?"
10x07 Track of the Moon Beast


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Crow: "You stay with me, Trent."
8x20 Space Mutiny


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Movie: *dead body on floor*
Crow: "Well, it is the rare meeting where something actually got done."
Mike: *laughs*
8x20 Space Mutiny


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Movie: *a fight scene breaks out*
Crow: "My complexion!"
10x02 Girl in Gold Boots


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Crow: "Hey guys, do you ever notice those girls dancing in front of us when we play? What's that about...?"
10x02 Girl in Gold Boots


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Movie: "I bet you move pretty good."
Crow: "Would you help me with my couch on Tuesday?"
10x02 Girl in Gold Boots


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Crow: *in folk voice* ๐ŸŽถ "Hey, little bird, I remember you..." ๐ŸŽถ
10x02 Girl in Gold Boots


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Crow: "I'm flying away! flap flap flap flap flap..."
10x10 It Lives By Night


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Movie: "I care about you. And bats."
Crow: "And maggots! And rats! Rats are cool."
10x10 It Lives By Night


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Crow: "Dill is a good spice I will NOT have it maligned!"
6x14 San Francisco International


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Crow: "Why's he holding her hostage? Oh, well it's God's work."
6x14 San Francisco International


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Movie: "I guess you're kind of disappointed your flight didn't take off, huh?"
Movie: "No I - I was really kinda glad."
Crow: "Heresy! Blasphemer!"
6x14 San Francisco International


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Movie: "Look at him!"
Movie: "Yeah, I see him."
Crow: *muttering* "Can't keep my eyes off him."
6x14 San Francisco International


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Crow: "Booze helps parents care for their children."
5x21 Santa Claus


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Movie: "He didn't seem to be a stranger. That kind look. The white beard."
Crow: "The spike heels."
5x21 Santa Claus


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Movie: "They couldn't drink this cocktail as it would burn their throats."
Crow: *woman's voice* "Uuuh, let's just get a bottle of wine."
5x21 Santa Claus


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Mike: "Do I have tinnitus or does anyone else hear that?"
Crow: "What?"
5x21 Santa Claus


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Movie: "We never even had a dance together."
Crow: "You never bought a muffler together, what's your point?!"
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Movie: "Because you're definitely not my kind of woman!"
Movie: *slaps him*
Crow: "Well, now you are actually."
8x22 Overdrawn at the Memory Bank


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Movie: "...and we're in here getting fat on Flavoe Fives."
Crow: "Yeah, you big tubs!"
8x22 Overdrawn at the Memory Bank


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Movie: "Okay. I'll show you how dirt works on a respectable guy."
Crow: "Oh fun! A science experiment!"
5x22 Teenage Crime Wave


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Crow: "IT'S THAT THING AGAIN! WHAT DOES IT MEEEAAAAAAN?!?"
5x22 Teenage Crime Wave


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Movie: "Take it easy on the seasonings, grandma!"
Crow: *old lady voice muttering* "I wouldn't waste seasoning on these thugs."
5x22 Teenage Crime Wave


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Crow: *in old voice* "Bad news, Mike! I've gone blind forging a thousand Nazi documents!"
Mike: "No, you haven't!"
Crow: "Yes, I have! Just leave me in the Alps...*gurgles*
5x22 Teenage Crime Wave


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"So history's just circling the drain at this point, I guess..."
8x21 Time Chasers


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Movie: "I'll take you back here some time."
Movie: "I'd like that."
Crow: "Ah man, here we go..."
8x21 Time Chasers


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Movie: "She's turning 75 tomorrow, and she's going to be sky diving for the very first time..."
Crow: "And it isn't going to go too well, if you know what I mean."
8x21 Time Chasers


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Crow: "Movie! Movie? Can I see your supervisor, Movie? This will NOT stand!"
8x21 Time Chasers


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Mike: "Thanks for changing me too."
Crow: "No problem. I have a nephew. It's nothing I haven't seen."
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Crow: "Oh THANK YOU, Latin!"
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Movie: "Come on, Madeline! Don't encourage them! It's nothing more than a rock."
Crow: "Like your womb!"
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Crow: "My cheek lines disagree!"
10x03 Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders


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Crow: *old prospector voice* "Had a hard time saddling up the missus today!"
9x10 The Final Sacrifice


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Movie: "You mean . . ."
Movie: "Killed your father?"
Crow: "Sounds fun, but I'm busy."
9x10 The Final Sacrifice


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Crow: "OOOOWW - I needs an eraser!"
9x10 The Final Sacrifice


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Movie: "Your father made this!"
Crow: *as the old bottle-brush man voice* "Didn't do a very good job!"
9x10 The Final Sacrifice


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Movie: "I've been around, kid."
Crow: "And I've been a square, kid."
9x10 The Final Sacrifice


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Crow: *as a plant* "Water me! *cough cough*"
9x10 The Final Sacrifice


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Crow: *from behind a giant tv* "If it goes out again I'm grabbing my blender!"
9x10 The Final Sacrifice


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Crow: *in Crenshaw's accent* "Oh dear! I'm immodest! Tee hee!"
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Servo: "Why is he blow drying the grass, guys?"
Crow: "Because he can?"
Servo: "Oh."
2x10 King Dinosaur


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Movie: "Sounds like someone else I know. If you know what I mean."
Crow: *in a New York accent* "Hitler? No, he drove a stick."
2x10 King Dinosaur


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Movie: "Yeah, he does look familiar. Sure! He lives on your street!"
Joel: "In fact he's under your bed right now!"
2x10 King Dinosaur


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Crow: "I'm wait for my kiss! Heh heh... oh."
4x16 Fire Maidens of Outer Space


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Crow: "Wait! What was that?! Did something happen?!"
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Crow: "Whoopie!" *runs into the common room with Joel dressed halfway as a clown and roasting Servo over a fire* "Hey, guys! Anything wrong?"
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Movie: "This is really something!"
Crow: "I don't know what, but it's something!"
4x16 Fire Maidens of Outer Space


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Crow: "Well, we blew that. Perhaps we better have researched it."
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Movie: "It's time that you level with me."
Crow: *ditzy voice* "You know how we are both hot??"
Mike: *snorts*
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Movie: "What do you mean true or not?"
Crow: "Well, truth is a subjective phenomenon. . ."
6x01 Girls Town


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Crow: "I stayed here just like you told me! Whatta do I get? Whatta do I get?"
Servo: "Shut up Iris! Shut up!"
6x01 Girls Town


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Movie: "Shall we take him to the cave and make a kern for him?"
Crow: "Nah, let's leave him here."
3x15 Teenage Caveman


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Movie: "Some thing. Some beast from beyond the burning plain."
Crow: "Oh, him again."
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Movie: *tiger growling noises*
Movie: "The great animals!"
Movie: "Or a god!"
Crow: "Haha! A god. It's a TIGER you DOPE. *mutters* He thinks it's a god."
3x15 Teenage Caveman


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Movie: "Meet of the third beast won't last long. A new hunt will go into the forest and bare trees. We are only killing things, Rom."
Crow: "What the heck are you talking about??!"
3x15 Teenage Caveman


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Crow: "Oh, for a shoulder-mounted anti-aircraft gun."
Joel: "Oh, you mean a stinger."
Crow: "Whatever..."
5x06 Eegah


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Movie: "This thing is supposed to be safer than my dune buggy??"
Crow: "Oh, shut up about your dune buggy, you little twerp!"
5x06 Eegah


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Crow: "Pretty hot. Kind of bloated. Going to die soon."
5x06 Eegah


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Movie: "We will have to fight them."
Movie: "The three of us?"
Crow: "No, just me! You were a big help with the snake."
3x01 Cave Dwellers


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Movie: "Thanks for your offering, though it weren't in our agreement."
Crow: "Oh, close your robe."
3x01 Cave Dwellers


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Movie: "The Kuns have always demanded the blood of man."
Crow: "Haha, yeah. They're funny that way."
3x01 Cave Dwellers


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Crow: "Thong, just kill it don't play with it!"
3x01 Cave Dwellers


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Crow: ""You owe me fifty bucks for the door."
3x01 Cave Dwellers


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Movie: "I wonder if it is worth the risk of counting on that?"
Crow: "Or the risk of acting."
3x01 Cave Dweller


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Movie: "Imagination is as important as knowledge... The next most important thing - "
Crow: "Is peanut butter."
3x01 Cave Dweller


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Crow: "Grog just threw a bone in the air and it turned into a spaceship!"
3x01 Cave Dwellers


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Crow: *looking at a dead old man in a giant web* "He's gooorgeous!"
10x11 Horrors of Spider Island


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Crow: *to a snake* "Go play with your ball."
6x24 Samson vs The Vampire Women


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Movie: "I was born with this and you know it!"
Crow: "Your arm? Yes, that's true."
6x24 Samson vs The Vampire Women


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Crow: "Something's going to happen, Mike...something WONDERFUL." *stares intently into the middle distance*
6x24 Samson vs The Vampire Women


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Crow: "Hmm. You know, I'm glad they went with the frescoes instead of the dropped ceiling with the acoustical tiles."
10x08 Final Justice


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Crow: "I need to find a petting zoo! There are sometimes where a man needs a touch of a lama!"
6x06 The Creeping Terror


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Crow: "Demi Moore?! I've dreamed of her running out of the woods into my Chevy van!"
3x22 Master Ninja I


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Movie: "But what about this? Which, of course, is the reason he is now in my ledger."
Crow: *posh evil accent* "No fair, there was a war."
6x18 High School Big Shot


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Movie: "College for Kay would mean sacrifices - "
Crow: "HUMAN sacrifices."
3x17 The Viking Women and the Sea Serpant


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Crow: "Thank you, brother squirrel, for the horn."
2x07 Wild Rebels


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Crow: "It's even better with the 3D glasses on! I feel like I'm really here!"
2x07 Wild Rebels


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Movie: *grasshopper sounds intensify*
Crow: "Oh, I love a spring rain!"
5x17 Beginning of the End


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Mike: "You know, when I was a boy we didn't HAVE fast movies. Sometimes we had to wait THREE or FOUR hours for something to happen!"
Crow: "I love that story."
5x17 Beginning of the End


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Crow: "Now I'm just going to check your eyes. Better one! Better two! Now the left eye! Now it's dangling by a chord, that should be good..."
3x07 Daddy-O


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Movie: "This man must have lead a full and active life."
Crow: "Because there's a squirrel in his stomach!"
2x06 Ring of Terror


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Movie: "Mr. John Doe left the world with one possession."
Crow: "Dibs! Dibs!"
2x06 Ring of Terror


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Crow: "Oh, great! The nutty bird man from apartment 4B is going to give us a religious insight!"
4x23 Bride of the Monster


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Crow: "They're welding back at me!"
4x18 Attack of the Eye Creatures


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Movie: "Harold? Somehow I have the feeling that..."
Servo: "That gaussian equations are flawed due to their strict Euclidian view of the universe!"
4x18 Attack of the Eye Creatures


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Movie: "Any questions?"
Crow: "Yeah, what the heck was that about?"
4x18 Attack of the Eye Creatures


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Crow: "Hey, you ever fly one of these things?"
Servo: "Nope!"
Crow: "Neither have I."
2x08 Lost Continent


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Movie: "Simulated landings?? . . . Parachute jumps??"
Crow: "Clown suits?"
2x08 Lost Continent


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Movie: *to Tor* "Cold! You can't do anything right!"
Crow: "Why I ever married you I'll never know!"
3x20 The Unearthly


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Crow: *mutters in a deep voice* "This is so bogus..."
4x20 The Human Duplicators


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Movie: "I have work to do! I will not be distracted by a total stranger with fantastic ideas!"
Crow: *in a deep voice* "Thanks. I think."
4x20 The Human Duplicators


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Movie: "The Soviet Union denies they launched any new space satellite."
Crow: "Like they could afford to."
Servo: "chuckles"
3x21 Santa Claus Conquers the Martians


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Movie: "We didn't come to destroy anyone. Our only purpose is to bring Santa Claus back to Mars."
Crow: "And maybe stop for an egg cream, but that's it."
3x21 Santa Claus Conquers the Martians


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Movie: "Put her down and tie her to that stake!"
Crow: "I'm tired of steak too! I want chicken! . . . oh."
4x12 Hercules and the Captive Woman


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Crow: *crying* "I want to go iron my paaaants!"
4x07 The Killer Shrews


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Crow: "Like what's she gonna do? Tell a squirrel?"
Joel: "Maybe a woodchuck?"
Crow: "Oh, I never thought of that."
3x05 Stranded in Space


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"Oh, make it stop!"
3x05 Stranded in Space


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"Oh! It's him! That guy! ...whoever it is."
5x02 Hercules


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Crow: *as Hercules* "I'll just chuck her."
5x02 Hercules


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Movie: "My bodily reactions aren't that of a normal person."
Crow: *bragging* "I'm Italian."
7x01 Night of the Blood Beast


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Movie: "Isn't it possible that what is taking place is for a purpose?"
Crow: *muttering* "Logical positivist."
7x01 Night of the Blood Beast


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Crow: "No more questions! More boobies!"
7x01 Night of the Blood Beast


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Crow: "Is it time to touch pelvises??"
3x02 Gamera


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"THERE'S my Philip's screwdriver!"
5x08 Operation Double 007


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Movie: "You are working with radioactive materials, do you understand?"
Crow: "Yeah, well I get paid 2 dollars more an hour."
5x08 Operation Double 007


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"We came to just beat everyone up! Thanks!"
5x08 Operation Double 007


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Crow: *looking at Hercules* "His body makes me feel funny."
Joel: "I know, I know..."
4x10 Hercules Against The Moon Men


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Movie: "Very bad dudes."
Movie: "Where are they now?"
Crow: "Staying with Mom."
6x08 Code Name Diamondhead


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Movie: "What's this?"
Crow: "EVIL!"
Movie: "Home made cakes."
Crow: "Oh..."
6x08 Code Name Diamond Head


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Movie: "Gaos is known to like human blood."
Crow: "Hey, but who doesn't?"
3x08 Gamera vs Gaos


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Movie: "Ichi, not so loud. You'll disturb granddad."
Crow: "Grandad is already disturbed."
3x08 Gamera vs Gaos


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Movie: "Behave, or I will take away - "
Crow: "Your life."
Movie: "- your telescope."
Crow: "Ooh."
3x12 Gamera vs Guiron


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Crow: "Servo, you don't have a mother."
Servo: "OH NO!!! *sobs uncontrollably*"
3x12 Gamera vs Guiron


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Movie: "Will this help us? Can we use it against Barugon?"
Crow: "No, but it's something to do..."
3x04 Gamera vs Barugon


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Crow: *looking at Barugon* "Aww, Joel, can I have a puppy like that?? Please!"
3x04 Gamera vs Barugon


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Movie: "Only three more days."
Movie: "Are you sure?"
Crow: "I've got a calendar. I know!"
3x04 Gamera vs Barugon


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Crow: "Isn't this just typical of wherever this is?"
5x19 Outlaw of Gor


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Movie: "Our power would be invincible and no one would stand in our way!"
Crow: "Can we just snuggle?"
5x19 Outlaw of Gor


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Movie: "She feels for me, and I feel for her, and we are free to express it."
Crow: "Naked!"
5x19 Outlaw of Gor


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Crow: "This dimension used to be fun..."
5x19 Outlaw of Gor


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Mike: *To Gypsy* "Remind me to get you a new hat on pay day, sweetheart!"
Crow: *mutters* "Why does she get a new hat?"
6x13 The Sinister Urge


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Crow: *in Gloria's voice* "AND DON'T TOUCH THE BOOZE!"
6x13 The Sinister Urge


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Gloria: *is on the screen*
Crow: "Uh, Mike, I'm scared!"
6x13 The Sinister Urge


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Mike: "Since when did we have a pay phone??"
Crow: "Oh, you know, I had that put in."
6x13 The Sinister Urge


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Movie: "We shall be proud to have with us the son of Ilya Muromets."
Crow: *mutters* "Even though he is a Mongol bastard."
6x13 The Sword and the Dragon


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Crow: ๐ŸŽถ "Strut, pout, put it out - that's what you want from grandma!" ๐ŸŽถ
Mike: *laughs*
6x16 Racket Girls


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Crow: *mutters* "I *can* be such a bitch."
6x17 The Sword and the Dragon


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Crow: "Yeah, sure, you control me. Right! I'll be home crushing your house."
2x12 Godzilla vs Megalon


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Kid in Movie: "It's a pity we can't send Jet Jaguar to go get Godzilla."
Crow: "Yeah, it's a pity we can't kill you and get away with it."
2x12 Godzilla vs Magelon


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Movie: "Are you alright?"
Movie: "I'll live."
Crow: *mutters* "Great."
2x12 Godzilla vs Megalon


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Servo: "Why didn't you do this earlier!??"
Crow: "He wanted to make time with the woman."
Servo: "Oh."
3x23 The Castle of Fu Manchu


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Crow: Hey! It's Waldo! They found Waldo! - *whispers* They found Waldo!"
3x23 The Castle of Fu Manchu


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"Wait - Wait! We found more oxygen in a drawer! We're okay!"
3x16 Gamera vs Zigra


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Crow: "If she's goes up there we will see up her skirt again!"
Joel: "Crow..."
Crow: "Sorry."
3x16 Gamera vs Zigra


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Crow: "WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING"
3x16 Gamera vs Zigra


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Movie: "Tokyo will be annihilated in a minute."
Crow: "Wow, she's PMSing big time."
3x16 Gamera vs Zigra


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Movie: "Don't get excited. I wouldn't shoot my chief with live ammunition. It's a knock-out dart."
Crow: "Of course, it pierced his colon."
3x18 Star Force: Fugitive Alien II


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Crow: *to Servo* "We should have let you die."
3x18 Star Force: Fugitive Alien II


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Crow: "Oh, so it's martial law in rat's ass Missouri."
6x19 Red Zone Cuba


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Movie: "She seems to be afraid she'll break. And she looks frightened and excessively formal."
Crow: "And yet startlingly erotic." *laughs nervously*
6x19 Red Zone Cuba


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Movie: "I don't know what frightens the guys more, my face or my intelligence."
Crow: "Yeah, E equals MC squared."
3x03 Pod People


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Servo: "Look! It's Julie Andrews and she's on fire!"
Crow: *muttering* "Good."
3x03 Pod People


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Movie: "I think we ought to destroy the island completely."
Crow: "Okay, Mr. Manifest Destiny!"
3x14 Mighty Jack


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Crow: "Pretend his head is a railroad spike and drive it into the ground! Bam! Bam! With a big hammer."
Joel: :|
Servo: "Yeah."
3x08 Gamera vs Gaos


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Joel: "Oh, I can't watch this. I grown to know that character so well!"
Crow: "Just like when Gary died."
Servo: "Huh?"
Joel: "Gary?"
Crow: "..."
3x08 Gamera vs Gaos


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Movie: "Hey! What is it?"
Movie: "I don't know."
Crow: *Ichi voice* "I'm only six! Who do you think I am, Carl Sagen??"
3x08 Gamera vs Gaos


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Movie: "It's been a great pleasure knowing you. I hope you would think of us every once in awhile."
Crow: "You know, when you drive passed a bloated raccoon on the side of the road. That kind of thing."
3x06 Time of the Apes


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Crow: "We used to come here and club seals together!" *sobs*
2x02 The Sidehackers


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Crow: "I wish...I were a fish."
4x03 City Limits


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Crow: "How come Kim gets such a boring wardrobe?"
Joel: "Because Kim's so boring?"
Crow: *offended* "Noooo!"
4x03 City Limits


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Tom Servo: *about Kim Catrell* "You know, she just has those glasses so she can pull them off dramatically."
Crow: *whispers* "I like it..."
4x03 City Limits


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Crow: *as Kim Catrell* "Would you quit being evil over my shoulder?"
4x03 City Limits


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Movie: "But Lee had no idea there was a new sickness in the city."
Crow: "It's called apathy, man."
4x03 City Limits


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Crow: *in female voice* "Well, I isolated that Nucleotide today..."
3x20 The Unearthly


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Crow: "King Dinosaur! That's from King Dinosaur! I'm leaving!" *tries to leave*
Joel: *grabs him back*
Fire Maidens of Outer Space


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Movie: "You wouldn't want to hurt an innocent would you?"
Crow: "Why sure! That's the most fun!"
4x14 Tormented


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Movie: "If anyone asked me seriously, I would have to say no."
Crow: "What if someone asked you in a clown suit."
4x14 Tormented


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Crow: *whispers to Joel* "You have nice calves."
4x14 Tormented


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Movie: "Angelo! What are you doing here?"
Crow: "Working, being evil - shut up!"
2x04 Catalina Caper


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Joel: "Oh Mommy!"
Crow: "That's his mother?"
4x09 Indestructible Man


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Movie: "Oh, Winky - "
Crow: "Jettison Bobby."
4x13 Manhunt in Space


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Movie: "This is one time I would like to say no, Bobby, but I can't."
Crow: "You out rank me."
4x13 Manhunt in Space


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Crow: "No waffles! *whistles*"
Servo: "You're such a spaz."
Crow: "No place to sit! No movie! *whistles*"
3x17 The Viking Women and The Sea Serpent


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Movie: "Fats, I love ya!"
Crow: "You finally figured out positive ion bonding!"
2x07 Wild Rebels


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Crow: "It's even better with these 3D glasses on! I feel like I'm really here!"
2x07 Wild Rebels


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Crow: *in sad girl voice* "Pannekoeken..."
8x13 Jack Frost


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Joel: "I think we can probe deeper into the phenomenological basis for the Hercules experience!"
Crow: "Discarding the natural dualistic view, of course."
Gypsy: "How do you figure?"
Crow: "Well, Gypsy, every phenomenon belongs to our regional ontology by virtue of its essence - "
4x08 Hercules Unchained


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Mike: "You know what, Crow? Your bachelor party is the most depressing event in my entire life."
Crow: "Really? Oh thanks, man! Coming from you that means a lot! Honest to God, I love you!" *proceeds to aggressively snuggle and hug Mike*
6x16 The Racket Girls


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Mike: "Now haven't we talked about this a hundred times? About you taking your bear simulations to the extreme?"
Crow: "Yeah."
Mike: "Uh huh, and what are you doing?"
Crow: "Taking my bear simulations to the extreme?"
Mike: "There. Now do you see a connection?"
Crow: "No."
8x13 Jack Frost


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Movie: "Good morning little flowers, little flowers on the stump."
Crow: "Yeah, you got the money?"
8x13 Jack Frost


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Crow: "I have terminal enchantment right now."
8x13 Jack Frost


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Crow: "We now end our elf broadcast day..."
8x13 Jack Frost


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Movie: "White Goddess having trouble?"
Crow: "White fascist getting smart?"
2x03 Jungle Goddess


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Movie: *Jungle Goddess learns her Dad died and looks at a photo of him*
Crow: "Well, I guess you can throw that away."
2x03 Jungle Goddess


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Servo: "Go ahead, Crow, you can imitate a one celled animal better than I can."
Crow: *in deep voice* "I'm an amoeba. Ah."
2x03 Jungle Goddess


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Crow: "You're lucky my chick's here."
5x02 Hercules


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Movie: "It is thanks to them, and to the fact that they in perfect running order, that we are relieved of many tiresome tasks."
Crow: "Like acting!"
2x11 First Spaceship to Venus


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Crow: "It's always zero hero here with these goobs."
2x11 First Spaceship on Venus


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Crow: *in posh accent* "Hey, the old top knot seems to be in flames, old trench."
8x15 Agents for h.a.r.m.


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Crow: "Aww, you're right. You're Dad is dead. Why can't I ever win an argument."
3x13 Earth vs The Spider


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Crow: "Oh, you're right. My Dad's gutter swill."
3x13 Earth vs. The Spider


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Movie: *sees Mikey* Oh..."
Crow: "What ARE you?!?"
5x14 Teenage Strangler


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Movie: "What are we going to do?"
Movie: "Nothing."
Crow: "Just like we've been doing the whole movie!"
5x14 Teenage Strangler


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Crow: "To be dead. To be nothing. To be watching Neptune Men no more."
8x19 Invasion of the Neptune Men


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Gypsy: "It's a black hole! And the short explanation is, we are ALL GOING TO DIE."
Crow: *weeping* "Oh bitter irony! I just read an article be Stephen Hawking!"
7x06 Laserblast


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Monad: "I find you the gold unit to be imperfect!"
Crow: "Oh yeah! Well, smooch my tiny imperfect little - "
7x06 Laserblast


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Crow: "That's what she would like to do to him!"
Joel: "Stir his olive?"
Crow: "Yeah!"
4x21 Monster A Go Go


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Movie: "Sure. You loved her. That's why you chased her through the swamp with a shot gun."
Crow: "Well, it's tough love, admittedly."
4x06 Attack of the Giant Leeches


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Movie: "Making love to an 80 year old woman in a 20 year old girl is insanity."
Crow: "Oh, they do it every day in L.A."
5x18 The Atomic Brain


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Crow: "You look so cool, Servo! Hey, Mike! Can I do that?!"
Mike: "No! You cannot do that!"
Crow: "I'm next! I'm next!"
5x18 The Atomic Brain


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Crow: "Yes, chickens sliced to the width of one electron!"
7x02 The Brute Man


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Movie: "Wait a minute, you may be saying - "
Crow: "Why am I watching this??"
7x02 The Brute Man


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Crow: "These are your chickens on drugs."
7x02 The Brute Man


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Movie: "I've got to keep those runways open and all the traffic on them moving..."
Crow: "We've got to close the beaches!"
6x14 San Francisco International


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Crow: "Coleman, you brat!"
6x19 Red Zone Cuba


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Movie: "Were they members of your so-called select group?"
Crow: "I ought to kick your so-called butt."
4x20 The Human Duplicators


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Movie: "Enough of the jokes, lieutenant."
Crow: "It was more of a quip, sir."
4x18 Attack of the Eye Creatures


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Crow: "No! Keep the ripped shirt on! You're ruining it for me!"
4x23 Bride of the Monster


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Movie: "We extracted the liquid poison, vaporized it - "
Crow: "Added some leather."
Crow: *chuckles to himself* "Just me getting weird."
6x08 Code Name Diamond Head


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Crow: โ€œDamn! Itโ€™s that bee loud glade that Yates spoke of.โ€
9x05 The Deadly Bees


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Crow: ๐ŸŽถ โ€œA Taste for Honey. The novel on which this movie was ba-ased.โ€ ๐ŸŽถ
9x05 The Deadly Bees


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Mike: "There! There! Did you ever hear her sing about evil super consciousness-es-es swallowing us whole?!"
Servo: "Well, *maybe* you have the point there, Mike."
Crow: "Nah! I heard her sing about that stuff lots of times!"
8x10 The Giant Spider Invasion


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Movie: "It's a crime that your friends are letting him take the rap for them."
Movie: "I don't know what you're talking about."
Crow: "We don't either!"
5x20 Radar Secret Service


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Crow: "Boy, she can really hold a smile for a long time."
Mike: *whispers* "It's a picture."
Crow: "Oh."
5x20 Radar Secret Service


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Movie: "Look, baby, when this job is over, you figure on combing lover boy out of your hair. With a fine tooth comb!"
Crow: "I haven't combed my hair in thirteen years, you know that!"
5x20 Radar Secret Service


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Movie: "Oh my aching feet."
Crow: "Have you tried radar on your feet?"
5x20 Radar Secret Service


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Crow: "Will you identify this bucket full of your brother?"
5x20 Radar Secret Service


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Crow: "You know, I got the feeling that one of these characters are about to see their own intestines."
5x20 Radar Secret Service


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Movie: "Hey! I give up! What's the charge?"
Crow: "Haha - manslaughter!"
5x20 Radar Secret Service


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Movie: "These are your signs of life, whose purpose is to keep you alive."
Crow: "Even though you don't deserve it."
5x20 Radar Secret Service


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Crow: "Excuse me, can you move your entrails aside?"
7x01 Night of the Blood Beast


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Movie: "It's the same MO."
Crow: *whispers* "He means modus operandi!"
5x14 Teenage Strangler


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Crow: "That's okay, Mike. We're your family now."
Mike: ๐Ÿ˜ณ
5x14 Teenager Strangler


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Crow: "You know, I don't know if I ever told you this, Mike, but my life, my love, and my lady is the sea."
Mike: "Uh. you did actually that one time."
Crow: "Oh, I did? Sorry."
8x12 The Incredibly Strange Creatures


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Crow: "I think Liz Taylor's surgery has made her evil!"
8x12 The Incredibly Strange Creatures


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Crow: *to Mike* "You're aging, you're pasty and pink. You probably want to draw the eye away from your face!"
8x12 The Incredibly Strange Creatures


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Movie: "But a human guinea pig? That's a request I must turn down."
Crow: "Signed, Octopus."
10x05 Blood Waters of Dr. Z


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Mike: "Crow, you are hallucinating a clown!"
Crow: "You mean you aren't a clown?"
10x04 Future War


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Movie: "That's a human voice."
Crow: "Wow! They ARE scientists!"
4x16 Fire Maidens of Outer Space


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Movie: "Stupidity, fear, greed."
Movie: "And the new arrival is going to end all of this?"
Movie: "In so short of time you'll hardly realize it has been done."
Crow: "It's called the New World Order, Paul."
3x11 It Conquered the World


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Crow: "Turkey Fact Number Twelve, turkeys are filled with enough tryptophan to knock you on your sorry Thanksgiving ass."
Servo: "Crow! NO! NO! NO!"
Crow: "Oh..."
Turkey Day Special Commercial


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Crow: "Yes, it's prostitutes on ice!"
Joel: "Awww..."
Servo: "Ooohhh."
Crow: "Well, in a nice way."
3x11 It Conquered the World


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Movie: "It's okay. Come down."
Crow: *muttering* "He's a regular Sacagawea."
6x07 Bloodlust


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Mike: "Did the director think this guy was hot?!"
Crow: "It's a nice butt, Mike!"
Mike: "Maybe you're right."
9x11 Devil Fish


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Crow: "The devil fish is always there! Does he have a police scanner or something?"
9x11 Devil Fish


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Crow: "Huh. I didn't know humans could survive without flesh."
9x11 Devil Fish


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Crow: *to Mike* "And you want to hang on to an identity like that! Sheesh!"
9x11 Devil Fish


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Movie: "What happens now?"
Crow: *in a nasal voice* "Mostly you die."
10x07 Track of the Moon Beast


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Crow: "Haha! I swiped these from that Indian while he was crying about the garbage!"
10x07 Track of the Moon Beast


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Movie: "Settlers?"
Movie: "Hmm?"
Crow: "Oh yeah, people who settle."
5x17 Beginning of the End


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Movie: "The existence and development of plants and insects are very closely related. They're highly dependent on one another, as a matter of fact one couldn't live without the other."
Crow: *female voice* "Bogus!"
5x17 Beginning of the End


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Mike: "Don't you think what you are suggesting is wrong?"
Crow: "You're right, Mike. How awful of me."
Crow: "So please call now, and pledge what you can. Just dial 1-800-LET ROT, won't you?"
6x21 The Beast of Yucca Flats


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Crow: "Why even aliens from Mars are here."
6x21 The Beast of Yucca Flats


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Movie: "Almost all of the rum sold in the U.S. is produced here, and its export is vital to the economy."
Crow: "So drink rum CONSTANTLY."
6x21 The Beast of Yucca Flats


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Movie: "Maciste!"
Crow: "Hey babe."
6x05 Colossus and the Headhunters


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Crow: "He looks like he's wearing wing tips and black socks!"
Crow: *mutters* "A look I like..."
6x05 Colossus and the Headhunters


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Crow: "Why didn't she eat the announcer?!!"
9x09 Gorgo


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Crow: "Would you die?!!"
9x09 Gorgo


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Movie: "Much goes in this thing, and I could do with a little bit of tranquilizer myself. . . . Actually it is no joke."
Crow: "I need drugs."
9x09 Gorgo


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Movie: "He's dead."
Movie: "Dead? How?"
Crow: "How dead? Just dead!"
9x09 Gorgo


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Crow: *to Mike stuck in a giant web* "Do you routinely spring out of the theater like a gazelle?"
10x11 Horrors of Spider Island


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Mike: "Crow, I've got to say this column doesn't seem particularly substantive."
Crow: "Oh, thanks, Mike!"
10x11 Horrors of Spider Island


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Movie: "Who gave me a warm smile, and an empty gun - "
Crow: "And some onions and some string."
8x15 Agent for h.a.r.m


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Crow: "Was that a ghost of a cow???"
8x15 Agent for h.a.r.m


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Crow: "Ah! Shift into another time dimension if that helps."
6x13 The Sinister Urge


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Crow: *looking at a shoe shine kit*
Crow: *whispers* "What the hell is that?"
6x13 The Sinister Urge


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Crow: "Are we dead, Mike?"
8x10 The Giant Spider Invasion


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Crow: "Come on, movie's over. Let's just go." *tries to leave the theater*
8x16 Prince of Space


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Crow: "Well, I'm just going to play with my chicken puppet until this blows over."
8x16 Prince of Space


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Crow: "Luxembourg, please get down on your bony European knees and thank your lucky stars every day that you aren't Japan."
Mike: "Crow!"
Crow: "Hey, are you Luxembourg?"
Mike: "No -"
Crow: "THEN SHUT UP."
8x19 Invasion of the Neptune Men


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Crow: "Well, it's the end of the world as we know it. And actually I feel a little bit gassy, but otherwise I'm fine."
8x19 Invasion of the Neptune Men


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Movie: "Listen, we are going to have to talk about this. *What* are we going to do?"
Crow: "We already told you! Throw you out! You think we're joking? Are we amusing you? Do you think we're clowns?"
4x01 Space Traveler


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Crow: *in Gregory Peck's voice* " I want this man savagely beaten."


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Movie: "There's a kid flying in it."
Crow: "Well, shoot him down!"
6x14 San Francisco International


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Crow: "I'll miss my Neo-Renaissance lifestyle" *sniffs* "And my windbreaker..."
6x14 San Francisco International


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Movie: "The City Committee, couple of congressmen."
Crow: "Oh, let them crash."
6x14 San Francisco International


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Movie: "It's alright. It's Remedy."
Crow: "But kill him anyway."
6x11 Last of the Wild Horses


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Movie: *peacocks screech*
Crow: "Now my dead wife will scream, listen to the difference."
9x12 The Screaming Skull


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Crow: "She's got mosquito netting protecting her bosoms."
9x12 The Screaming Skull


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Crow: "Hey, could you give us some dizzy grizzlies there, Mike? We need for the trauma we are experiencing."
9x12 The Screaming Skull


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Movie: "Archer to Control, this is Beagle one seven. We splashed Mantis, get me pigeons to home plate."
Crow: "We really need you to stop talking funny and kill that big bug, over."
8x04 The Deadly Mantis


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Movie: "Yeah! What's your name?"
Movie: "You boys picked one that suits me fine."
Crow: "How about ineffectual chicken-headed bachelor?"
8x19 Invasion of the Neptune Men


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Crow: "Finally! This movie is over! Did this one seem really long to you guys?"
*tries to leave the theater*
8x19 Invasion of the Neptune Men


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Movie: "Miss James, this procedure is not recommended."
Crow: "Hey, hey, Hal, why don't you go on break, huh?"
8x22 Overdrawn at the Memory Bank


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Crow: "Doctor Who!. . . in the hell cares."
8x22 Overdrawn at the Memory Bank


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Crow: "Whoa! Huge slam on anteaters out of no where!"
8x22 Overdrawn at the Memory Bank


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Crow: "There was a Tina is this movie? Let's watch it again! I love Tinas!"
8x17 Horror at Party Beach


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Crow: "Yuck, I'll never kiss again. Well, I guess I never have really."
8x17 Horror at Party Beach


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Crow: "Ooo! I bet you that would be good with drawn butter. Of course I'd eat my own head with drawn butter."
8x17 Horror at Party Beach


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Crow: "You know, the ocean really sucks."
8x17 Horror at Party Beach


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Crow: "Why are we watching this?"
Castle of Fu Manchu


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Crow: "A lot of sexual tension, though."
Joel: "Yeah, I'll give you that."
3x05 Stranded in Space


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Movie: "Michael, see if you could find something to rope the coffin off with please."
Crow: "Uh like rope?"
4x05 Being From Another Planet


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Movie: "Probably a hidden compartment for personal jewelry. It's not unheard of."
Crow: "Yeah, it's only hidden unless you look."
4x05 Being From Another Planet


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Movie: "Hey you! Come here!"
Crow: "Do you mean me or my familiar over there?"
8x20 Space Mutiny


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Crow: "Get a bunch of women together and it's either witchery or a wedding shower, that's what I say."
8x20 Space Mutiny


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Crow: "And somebody whip up some gowns!"
8x01 Revenge of the Creature


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"Gowns! There's going to be gowns in this movie! Hoorah!"
8x01 Revenge of the Creature


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Movie: "You can't hold a man or convict him because he buys a new pair of shoes."
Crow: "That's the basis of our Judicial System!"
6x03 The Dead Talk Back


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Movie: "I wonder if our child is dreaming?"
Crow: "Well, actually we enter several dream stages during a typical night. There's REM, then there's - "
Mike: "Okay."
5x21 Santa Claus


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Crow: "Hey! This is worse than the other stuff that we didn't know what it was!"
5x17 Beginning of the End


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Movie: "I'd like you to do me a favor."
Movie: "Anything I can."
Crow: "Does it involve taking my pants off?"
Mike: "Crow!"
5x17 Beginning of the End


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Crow: "Crows! My brotheren! See what a grand and noble creature they are?"
6x17 The Sword and the Dragon


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Crow: "Okay, we get it. The cycle of freak'in life."
6x17 The Sword and the Dragon


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Crow: "Hahaha! I'm going to wreak terror and revenge on - oh cute barrettes wow..."
9x01 The Projected Man


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Movie: "Would it be possible for the direction of the magnetic field - the polarity - "
Crow: "No! We thought of that, no!"
Movie: " - change in direction?"
Crow: "No!"
9x01 The Projected Man


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Crow: *sighs* "Mike, let's just torch the theater and get out of here. Come on."
9x01 The Projected Man


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Crow: "Come on, Mike, where did you learn that little number? From Shatner?"
Mike: "What?! I just fell down!"
Crow: "Overdramatic."
9x01 The Projected Man


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Crow: ๐ŸŽถ "Hello Major Tom, Hello Major Tom, how's it going Major Tom? ๐ŸŽถ
10x08 Final Justice


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Crow: "Oh, I hate when a movie kills off a beloved character. . . This is great, though!"
8x10 The Giant Spider Invasion


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Crow: "We still on for the Richard Feynman lecture?"
8x10 The Giant Spider Invasion


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Crow: *in a deep terrible Australian accent* "My prized JuJu beads!"
5x16 Alien from L.A.


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Crow: "Tibby? Tibby? ... SQUISH. Oh, Tibby! Hee hee."
Servo: "Oh, that's not funny! JOEL! Tell him to stop!"
3x02 Gamera


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Crow: " I want to see him kill the turtle."
3x02 Gamera


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Crow: "Camera!"
Joel: "It's Gamera."
Crow: "Oh."
3x02 Gamera


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Servo: "Gee, Crow, they kind of look like peel and eat shrimp."
Crow: "Thank you."
7x01 Night of the Blood Beast


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Crow: "Mom, Dad, little red guy, I have something to tell you. I have lain with blood beast and I am pregnant."
7x01 Night of the Blood Beast


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Crow: "Well, we had to snap him in two like a frozen dog to get him out of the space capsule..."
Mike: *laughs*
Servo: "Wow."
7x01 Night of the Blood Beast


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Mike: "Ah, the California grizzly bear! They're extinct, you know?"
Crow: "Oh, too bad."
6x06 The Creeping Terror


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Crow: "I wish we were them."
6x09 The Skydivers


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Crow: "Spiders don't growl, even that big."
Mike: "Well, I guess you really can't prove that when they're that big they don't growl."
Crow: "I liked Willow!"
5x23 Villiage of the Giants


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Movie: ๐ŸŽถ "Woman! Why would you want to cheat on me..." ๐ŸŽถ
Crow: ๐ŸŽต "Have you looked in the mirror lately..." ๐ŸŽต
5x23 Villiage of the Giants


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Crow: "Oh for dumb!"
5x23 Village of the Giants


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Servo: "I suppose he could pet the camel!"
Crow: "Aww, camel's dead."
7x03 Deathstalker and the Warrior's from Hell


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Movie: "People talk too much, you know that? Just because a man's a little..uh..."
Crow: "Teapot?"
7x03 Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell


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Crow: "Oh! Maybe Forrester will cut Nummy Muffin's head off!"
Mike: "No!"
6x05 Colossus and the Headhunters


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Crow: "Hey!! I'm going to cut him. I'm cut him!" *waves a huge saber sword*
6x05 Colossus and the Headhunters


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Crow: "Waiting for the romance between Tor and Mom to get going."
Mike: "Yeah! That's a twist."
6x21 The Beast of Yucca Flats


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Crow: "Aw, hang on, Neils Bohr is using the toaster."
9x06 The Space Children


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Crow: "So radioactive immediately equals bad to you!"
9x02 The Phantom Planet


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Crow: *sighs* "I just feel all mystically magical, Mike, I'm going to go rip someone's guts out!"
10x03 Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders


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Movie: "Well, the time HAS come."
Crow: "The Walrus said."
9x02 The Phantom Planet


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Crow: "I'm no good at this, sir! I'm only good at fruity, philosophical speeches."
9x02 Phantom Planet


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Movie: "Do you realize that Lions and Wachowski haven't checked in yet?!"
Movie: "Yes, sir."
Crow: "And I don't care."
6x12 The Starfighters


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Crow: "WHAT? IT'S A POTATO! IT'S FUNNY!"
6x10 The Violent Years


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Crow: "My loins will never stir again."
Mike: "You don't HAVE loins."
6x16 Racket Girls


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Crow: "I'm being turned on by a woman who is long dead. Oooowwww."
Mike: *whispers* "Crow. Take it easy."
6x16 Racket Girls


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Crow: "Oh no, she's getting squishy..."
8x05 The Thing That Couldn't Die


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"Completely dissipating all matter! Cool! Yeah!"
8x15 Agent for h.a.r.m.


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Crow: "You know, I'm going to - um - go vigil by the cookies!"
8x15 Agent for h.a.r.m.


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Crow: "I miss the triangles already."
8x15 Agent for h.a.r.m


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Movie: *slaps Leonardo da Vinci for being a douche* I said no! I'm no longer a slave!"
Crow: "Eh, I'm going to go design a helicopter."
9x13 Quest of the Delta Knights


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Crow: "Well, tell Prince Jump Jugs we're sorry."
9x13 Quest of the Delta Knights


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Brain Guy: "Please accept these box of steaks as a recompense. . ."
10x06 Boggy Creek II


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Crow: "Is this the Miller's Tale, Mike?"
10x06 Boggy Creek II


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Crow: *bites Mike*
Crow: "Don't hit, Mike! Don't hit!"
8x06 The Undead


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Crow: "That's amazing, Servo! You're better than that guy who wrote that thing about remembering stuff!"
10x06 Boggy Creek II: And The Legend Continues


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Crow: "Mike, I'm going to watch your shoes for awhile. They make about as much sense."
Mike: "Sure, feel free!"
Crow: *commences to watch Mike's shoes with much regalement*
9x05 The Deadly Bees


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Crow: "WOULD YOU SHUT THE BLOODY ORGAN GRINDER UP!"
5x21 Santa Claus


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Crow: "Oh no! My oily rags!"
7x05 Escape 2000


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Crow: ๐ŸŽถ "When - you want - the flavor of bacon - in a dip." ๐ŸŽถ
9x03 Pumaman


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Movie: "My name is Vadinho."
Crow: "I'm an onion!"
9x03 Pumaman


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Servo: "Mike, there were a whole lot of shameful performances in this movie, why even your run-of-the-mill palooka like Crow here could tell you that much."
Crow: "He's right. I could."
6x22 Angel's Revenge


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Crow: "I bet in Atlantis salt is really cheap."
Mike: "Isn't it cheap everywhere?"
5x16 Alien from L.A.


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Crow: "Raunchy slob! You just described my dream girl!"
6x01 Girls Town


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Mike: "Well, you did make this nice fertility symbol."
Servo: "What did you need that for?"
Crow: "I don't know. Apparently I couldn't conceive at some point."
8x03 The Mole People


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Crow: "They're done already?!"
Crow: *under breath* "He's not Italian."
6x20 Danger! Death Ray


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Crow: "I feel like kissing his shoulder. Is that weird?"
6x20 Danger! Death Ray


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Crow: *gasps* "Oh, what a beautiful, complex carbohydrate!"
9x06 The Space Children


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Crow: "Well, I'm glad to know that the future has CONSTANT ORGAN MUSIC."
9x06 The Space Children


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Crow: "Ah, these monorail designers have a one-track mind."
Mike: "Why do you lash out like that?"
Crow: "I dunno."
9x06 The Space Children


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Brain Guy: "I could make a nice Shetland, I think."
8x17 Horror of Party Beach


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Crow: *holding a large sandwich* "Hey guys! What's up?"
Mike: "Oh, we're just at the Edge of the Universe."
Crow: "Oh! So that's it! No wonder I've suddenly become aware that I could leave my corporeal body and become pure energy! Or pure thought, or reason, or pure any number of things!"
7x06 Laserblast


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Mike: "Hey, Crow! Your eggs are gone!"
Crow: "Ah yeah, they got taken away by Egg Protective Services. I accidentally made an omelette in front of them. It kind of spooked them."
9x09 Gorgo


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Crow: "Driving Miss Dummy!"
Mike: "Wait - that really doesn't work at all."
Crow: "Really?"
Mike: "No. It really fails on a whole lot of levels."
Crow: "Well, I try, Mike, alright?"
9x09 Gorgo


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Crow: "Hey, um, have you guys ever noticed that Iโ€™ll see a movie, snap, lose control of myself and decide Iโ€™m one of the characters in the movie and then go out and dress myself up that way?
Mike: "I don't know if you do any of that more than the rest of us."
Crow: "Yeah, I actually do, Mike, I guess I'm pretty good at hiding it. But look at me! Apparently I've decided I'm a Solarite!
Servo: "Huh."
Mike: "Yeah."
Crow: "And you know what's weird? I don't even remember doing this! And it's a very good costume!"
Mike: "Yeah, it is, with the eyes and nose and all."
Crow: "Yeah, apparently done in a sick, psychotic, amnesic black out or something! And for what? Am I scary at all? Look, look!"
Servo: "Well, no, you look more like a clown. More like a fool. No, more like a jerk."
Crow: "Like a jerk! Yeah, that's my point! Apparently I hate myself, I crave ridicule! Hit me with scorn and derisive laughter that makes me all tingly! Oh, hello I'm Crow! Abuse me please! Thank you! Tchah! Boy! What the? - You know, I hope it is okay that I talk about this with you guys."
Servo: "Oh no no, this is very pleasant. This is fun."
Crow: "Oh, well thanks, thanks a lot you guys. I actually feel a little better - I'm going to do some journaling! Yeah!"
Servo: "Yeah, you do that. Good luck! . . . What a dipstick."
9x02 Phantom Planet


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Mike: "But it is really hard for me to prove a negative. I can't prove you're not a frog for instance."
Crow: *gasp* "Mike, this is WEIRD."
Mike: "Oh, what? Are you feeling some pain? Is it working?"
Crow: "No, how did you I was thinking I might be a frog? Did I tell you that?"
Mike: "No! I mean I just use it as an example - "
Crow: "Ribbit! I'm a frog! Ribbit! I'm a frog! Get these rocks off me I can't stand this kind of weight, I'm a tiny frog!"
9x08 The Touch of Satan


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Crow: "Just ram that moldy olive loaf into your loser face."
9X08 The Touch of Satan


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Mike: "Why would you hire this guy???"
Crow: "Well, that's just the difference between you and me, Mike!"
Mike: "That you hire deformed psychopaths and I don't??"
Crow: "Exactly!"
8x12 The Incredibly Strange Creatures...


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Crow: "And I'm Cow."
Mike: "Crow."
Crow: "What?"
Mike: "You're Crow."
Crow: "Yeah, I know. Of course I'm Crow. I just said I'm Crow, you great thebe."
9X08 The Touch of Satan


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Movie: "Not bad! You could cross the ocean in that!"
Crow: "Well, I wouldn't kick it out of bed for eating crackers!"
Joel: "Huh??"
Servo: "What does that mean?"
Crow: "I don't know."
2x10 Godzilla vs The Sea Monster


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Crow: โ€œOh! It's always funny when you turn down tea and then you decide that you want tea - it's great!โ€
8x10 The Great Spider Invasion


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Crow: *to Mike* โ€œPearlโ€™s calling, you insensitive cow.โ€
10x04 Future War


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Crow: "Hey, did you hear about Niels Bohr and his wife?"
10x07 Track of the Moon Beast


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Crow: "I never get tired of overhead projection technology!"
8x19 Invasion of the Neptune Men


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Mike: "You know it seems weird, but this movie was based on a lyric poem called Lotus Wind Flower."
Crow: *whispers* "Sounds beautiful."
8x19 Invasion of the Neptune Men


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Movie: "Ladies and gentlemen..."
Crow: "Lick me."
Mike: "You're hurting today."
8x04 The Deadly Mantis


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Crow: "They blewed it up before we found out what it was!"
3x18 Star Force: Fugitive Alien II


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Crow: ๐ŸŽถ "I'm all messed up inside I might have to off him . . ." ๐ŸŽถ
3x18 Star Force: Fugitive Alien II


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Movie: "What happens if I don't find this Cazar officer?"
Crow: "We blow your neck off."
3x10 Fugitive Alien I


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Gypsy: "Crow?"
Crow: "Yes?
Gypsy: "I don't get you."
Crow: "Oh."
Gypsy: "Are you mad?"
Crow: "No! - no."
Gypsy: "Good! Because I want to like you, but I just don't understand where you are coming from."
Crow: "Sure. What's not to get, though, Gypsy? I'm just am! I hang out."
Gypsy: "Oh, I know! It's just that - well you know - I don't really get you."
Crow: "Yeah, okay. Maybe I can help. To start with I'm a robot - I use cyber-based bubble memory. Is that what's confusing you?"
Gypsy: "No."
Crow: "Is it that I work off Unix and can use a variety of operating systems?
Gypsy: "Well, I guess that's a start."
Crow: "Weeeell, I've undergone a complex personal evolution wherein painful confusion has given way to what I like to think of as some degree of wisdom culminating in my current carthusian sense of self, is that it?"
Gypsy: "No. If that helps you that's good, but - !"
Crow: "Gypsy, I don't know what - is it that I often panic while making sandwiches?"
Gypsy: "Yeah! - Well, maybe it's that kind of thing."
Crow: "Is that I smell conspiracy in everything and I don't know what I mean most of the time?"
Gypsy: "That's perhaps a small piece of the puzzle, but I - "
Crow: "Gypsy, is it an odor?"
Gypsy: "No. - Well . . . no! Maybe its Tom I don't get."
Crow: "Ooh brother! Like a zippo lighter without any flint I can't believe - "
. . .
Gypsy: "Tom?"
Tom: "Yo!"
Gypsy: "I don't get you."
Tom: "Nobody does! I'm the wind, baby!"
4x10 Monster A-Go Go


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Movie: "I don't understand."
Crow: "We're not surprised."
3x01 Cave Dwellers


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Crow: "Avoid boring her with your knowledge of war atrocities."
Servo: "Duh! I'm not stupid."
5x03 Swamp Diamonds


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Movie: "What To Do On A Date"
Crow: "I need to know what NOT to do on a date!"
5x03 Swamp Diamonds


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Joel: "Your father was a computer and your mother was an encyclopedia!"
Crow: "My mother was a teacher and my father an ambassador."
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Crow: "You know this is just like Hamlet, everybody dies."
Servo: "There are many parallels - w-what are you talking about!?"
3x12 Gamera vs. Guiron


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Crow: "Enough with the witty, articulate repartee!!"
3x12 Gamera vs. Guiron


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Joel: "It says, 'P.S. Crow must have my baby.'"
Crow: "I can't. I don't have a womb."
2x12 Godzilla vs. Megalon


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