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The Romantic Rationalist - about 16 hours ago
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Movie: *sees Mikey* Oh..."
Crow: "What ARE you?!?"
5x14 Teenage Strangler


The Romantic Rationalist - about 17 hours ago
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Movie: "What are we going to do?"
Movie: "Nothing."
Crow: "Just like we've been doing the whole movie!"
5x14 Teenage Strangler


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Crow: "To be dead. To be nothing. To be watching Neptune Men no more."
8x19 Invasion of the Neptune Men


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Gypsy: "It's a black hole! And the short explanation is, we are ALL GOING TO DIE."
Crow: *weeping* "Oh bitter irony! I just read an article be Stephen Hawking!"
7x06 Laserblast


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Monad: "I find you the gold unit to be imperfect!"
Crow: "Oh yeah! Well, smooch my tiny imperfect little - "
7x06 Laserblast


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Crow: "That's what she would like to do to him!"
Joel: "Stir his olive?"
Crow: "Yeah!"
4x21 Monster A Go Go


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Movie: "Sure. You loved her. That's why you chased her through the swamp with a shot gun."
Crow: "Well, it's tough love, admittedly."
4x06 Attack of the Giant Leeches


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Movie: "Making love to an 80 year old woman in a 20 year old girl is insanity."
Crow: "Oh, they do it every day in L.A."
5x18 The Atomic Brain


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Crow: "You look so cool, Servo! Hey, Mike! Can I do that?!"
Mike: "No! You cannot do that!"
Crow: "I'm next! I'm next!"
5x18 The Atomic Brain


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Crow: "Yes, chickens sliced to the width of one electron!"
7x02 The Brute Man


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Movie: "Wait a minute, you may be saying - "
Crow: "Why am I watching this??"
7x02 The Brute Man


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Crow: "These are your chickens on drugs."
7x02 The Brute Man


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Movie: "I've got to keep those runways open and all the traffic on them moving..."
Crow: "We've got to close the beaches!"
6x14 San Francisco International


The Romantic Rationalist - 10 days ago
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Crow: "Coleman, you brat!"
6x19 Red Zone Cuba


The Romantic Rationalist - 12 days ago
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Movie: "Were they members of your so-called select group?"
Crow: "I ought to kick your so-called butt."
4x20 The Human Duplicators


The Romantic Rationalist - 12 days ago
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Movie: "Enough of the jokes, lieutenant."
Crow: "It was more of a quip, sir."
4x18 Attack of the Eye Creatures


The Romantic Rationalist - 12 days ago
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Crow: "No! Keep the ripped shirt on! You're ruining it for me!"
4x23 Bride of the Monster


The Romantic Rationalist - 26 days ago
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Movie: "We extracted the liquid poison, vaporized it - "
Crow: "Added some leather."
Crow: *chuckles to himself* "Just me getting weird."
6x08 Code Name Diamond Head


The Romantic Rationalist - about 1 month ago
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Crow: “Damn! It’s that bee loud glade that Yates spoke of.”
9x05 The Deadly Bees


The Romantic Rationalist - about 1 month ago
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Crow: 🎶 “A Taste for Honey. The novel on which this movie was ba-ased.” 🎶
9x05 The Deadly Bees


The Romantic Rationalist - about 1 month ago
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Mike: "There! There! Did you ever hear her sing about evil super consciousness-es-es swallowing us whole?!"
Servo: "Well, *maybe* you have the point there, Mike."
Crow: "Nah! I heard her sing about that stuff lots of times!"
8x10 The Giant Spider Invasion


The Romantic Rationalist - about 1 month ago
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Movie: "It's a crime that your friends are letting him take the rap for them."
Movie: "I don't know what you're talking about."
Crow: "We don't either!"
5x20 Radar Secret Service


The Romantic Rationalist - about 1 month ago
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Crow: "Boy, she can really hold a smile for a long time."
Mike: *whispers* "It's a picture."
Crow: "Oh."
5x20 Radar Secret Service


The Romantic Rationalist - about 1 month ago
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Movie: "Look, baby, when this job is over, you figure on combing lover boy out of your hair. With a fine tooth comb!"
Crow: "I haven't combed my hair in thirteen years, you know that!"
5x20 Radar Secret Service


The Romantic Rationalist - about 1 month ago
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Movie: "Oh my aching feet."
Crow: "Have you tried radar on your feet?"
5x20 Radar Secret Service


The Romantic Rationalist - about 1 month ago
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Crow: "Will you identify this bucket full of your brother?"
5x20 Radar Secret Service


The Romantic Rationalist - about 1 month ago
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Crow: "You know, I got the feeling that one of these characters are about to see their own intestines."
5x20 Radar Secret Service


The Romantic Rationalist - about 1 month ago
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Movie: "Hey! I give up! What's the charge?"
Crow: "Haha - manslaughter!"
5x20 Radar Secret Service


The Romantic Rationalist - about 1 month ago
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Movie: "These are your signs of life, whose purpose is to keep you alive."
Crow: "Even though you don't deserve it."
5x20 Radar Secret Service


The Romantic Rationalist - about 1 month ago
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Crow: "Excuse me, can you move your entrails aside?"
7x01 Night of the Blood Beast


The Romantic Rationalist - about 1 month ago
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Movie: "It's the same MO."
Crow: *whispers* "He means modus operandi!"
5x14 Teenage Strangler


The Romantic Rationalist - about 1 month ago
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Crow: "That's okay, Mike. We're your family now."
Mike: 😳
5x14 Teenager Strangler


The Romantic Rationalist - about 1 month ago
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Crow: "You know, I don't know if I ever told you this, Mike, but my life, my love, and my lady is the sea."
Mike: "Uh. you did actually that one time."
Crow: "Oh, I did? Sorry."
8x12 The Incredibly Strange Creatures


The Romantic Rationalist - about 1 month ago
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Crow: "I think Liz Taylor's surgery has made her evil!"
8x12 The Incredibly Strange Creatures


The Romantic Rationalist - about 1 month ago
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Crow: *to Mike* "You're aging, you're pasty and pink. You probably want to draw the eye away from your face!"
8x12 The Incredibly Strange Creatures


The Romantic Rationalist - about 1 month ago
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Movie: "But a human guinea pig? That's a request I must turn down."
Crow: "Signed, Octopus."
10x05 Blood Waters of Dr. Z


The Romantic Rationalist - about 1 month ago
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Mike: "Crow, you are hallucinating a clown!"
Crow: "You mean you aren't a clown?"
10x04 Future War


The Romantic Rationalist - about 1 month ago
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Movie: "That's a human voice."
Crow: "Wow! They ARE scientists!"
4x16 Fire Maidens of Outer Space


The Romantic Rationalist - about 1 month ago
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Movie: "Stupidity, fear, greed."
Movie: "And the new arrival is going to end all of this?"
Movie: "In so short of time you'll hardly realize it has been done."
Crow: "It's called the New World Order, Paul."
3x11 It Conquered the World


The Romantic Rationalist - about 1 month ago
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Crow: "Turkey Fact Number Twelve, turkeys are filled with enough tryptophan to knock you on your sorry Thanksgiving ass."
Servo: "Crow! NO! NO! NO!"
Crow: "Oh..."
Turkey Day Special Commercial


The Romantic Rationalist - about 1 month ago
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Crow: "Yes, it's prostitutes on ice!"
Joel: "Awww..."
Servo: "Ooohhh."
Crow: "Well, in a nice way."
3x11 It Conquered the World


The Romantic Rationalist - about 1 month ago
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Movie: "It's okay. Come down."
Crow: *muttering* "He's a regular Sacagawea."
6x07 Bloodlust


The Romantic Rationalist - about 1 month ago
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Mike: "Did the director think this guy was hot?!"
Crow: "It's a nice butt, Mike!"
Mike: "Maybe you're right."
9x11 Devil Fish


The Romantic Rationalist - about 1 month ago
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Crow: "The devil fish is always there! Does he have a police scanner or something?"
9x11 Devil Fish


The Romantic Rationalist - about 1 month ago
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Crow: "Huh. I didn't know humans could survive without flesh."
9x11 Devil Fish


The Romantic Rationalist - about 1 month ago
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Crow: *to Mike* "And you want to hang on to an identity like that! Sheesh!"
9x11 Devil Fish


The Romantic Rationalist - about 1 month ago
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Movie: "What happens now?"
Crow: *in a nasal voice* "Mostly you die."
10x07 Track of the Moon Beast


The Romantic Rationalist - about 1 month ago
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Crow: "Haha! I swiped these from that Indian while he was crying about the garbage!"
10x07 Track of the Moon Beast


The Romantic Rationalist - about 1 month ago
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Movie: "Settlers?"
Movie: "Hmm?"
Crow: "Oh yeah, people who settle."
5x17 Beginning of the End


The Romantic Rationalist - about 1 month ago
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Movie: "The existence and development of plants and insects are very closely related. They're highly dependent on one another, as a matter of fact one couldn't live without the other."
Crow: *female voice* "Bogus!"
5x17 Beginning of the End


The Romantic Rationalist - about 1 month ago
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Mike: "Don't you think what you are suggesting is wrong?"
Crow: "You're right, Mike. How awful of me."
Crow: "So please call now, and pledge what you can. Just dial 1-800-LET ROT, won't you?"
6x21 The Beast of Yucca Flats


The Romantic Rationalist - about 1 month ago
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Crow: "Why even aliens from Mars are here."
6x21 The Beast of Yucca Flats


The Romantic Rationalist - about 1 month ago
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Movie: "Almost all of the rum sold in the U.S. is produced here, and its export is vital to the economy."
Crow: "So drink rum CONSTANTLY."
6x21 The Beast of Yucca Flats


The Romantic Rationalist - about 1 month ago
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Movie: "Maciste!"
Crow: "Hey babe."
6x05 Colossus and the Headhunters


The Romantic Rationalist - about 1 month ago
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Crow: "He looks like he's wearing wing tips and black socks!"
Crow: *mutters* "A look I like..."
6x05 Colossus and the Headhunters


The Romantic Rationalist - about 2 months ago
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Crow: "Why didn't she eat the announcer?!!"
9x09 Gorgo


The Romantic Rationalist - about 2 months ago
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Crow: "Would you die?!!"
9x09 Gorgo


The Romantic Rationalist - about 2 months ago
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Movie: "Much goes in this thing, and I could do with a little bit of tranquilizer myself. . . . Actually it is no joke."
Crow: "I need drugs."
9x09 Gorgo


The Romantic Rationalist - about 2 months ago
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Movie: "He's dead."
Movie: "Dead? How?"
Crow: "How dead? Just dead!"
9x09 Gorgo


The Romantic Rationalist - about 2 months ago
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Crow: *to Mike stuck in a giant web* "Do you routinely spring out of the theater like a gazelle?"
10x11 Horrors of Spider Island


The Romantic Rationalist - about 2 months ago
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Mike: "Crow, I've got to say this column doesn't seem particularly substantive."
Crow: "Oh, thanks, Mike!"
10x11 Horrors of Spider Island


The Romantic Rationalist - about 2 months ago
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Movie: "Who gave me a warm smile, and an empty gun - "
Crow: "And some onions and some string."
8x15 Agent for h.a.r.m


The Romantic Rationalist - about 2 months ago
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Crow: "Was that a ghost of a cow???"
8x15 Agent for h.a.r.m


The Romantic Rationalist - about 2 months ago
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Crow: "Ah! Shift into another time dimension if that helps."
6x13 The Sinister Urge


The Romantic Rationalist - about 2 months ago
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Crow: *looking at a shoe shine kit*
Crow: *whispers* "What the hell is that?"
6x13 The Sinister Urge


The Romantic Rationalist - about 2 months ago
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Crow: "Are we dead, Mike?"
8x10 The Giant Spider Invasion


The Romantic Rationalist - about 2 months ago
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Crow: "Come on, movie's over. Let's just go." *tries to leave the theater*
8x16 Prince of Space


The Romantic Rationalist - about 2 months ago
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Crow: "Well, I'm just going to play with my chicken puppet until this blows over."
8x16 Prince of Space


The Romantic Rationalist - about 2 months ago
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Crow: "Luxembourg, please get down on your bony European knees and thank your lucky stars every day that you aren't Japan."
Mike: "Crow!"
Crow: "Hey, are you Luxembourg?"
Mike: "No -"
Crow: "THEN SHUT UP."
8x19 Invasion of the Neptune Men


The Romantic Rationalist - about 2 months ago
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Crow: "Well, it's the end of the world as we know it. And actually I feel a little bit gassy, but otherwise I'm fine."
8x19 Invasion of the Neptune Men


The Romantic Rationalist - about 2 months ago
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Movie: "Listen, we are going to have to talk about this. *What* are we going to do?"
Crow: "We already told you! Throw you out! You think we're joking? Are we amusing you? Do you think we're clowns?"
4x01 Space Traveler


The Romantic Rationalist - about 2 months ago
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Crow: *in Gregory Peck's voice* " I want this man savagely beaten."


The Romantic Rationalist - about 2 months ago
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Movie: "There's a kid flying in it."
Crow: "Well, shoot him down!"
6x14 San Francisco International


The Romantic Rationalist - about 2 months ago
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Crow: "I'll miss my Neo-Renaissance lifestyle" *sniffs* "And my windbreaker..."
6x14 San Francisco International


The Romantic Rationalist - about 2 months ago
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Movie: "The City Committee, couple of congressmen."
Crow: "Oh, let them crash."
6x14 San Francisco International


The Romantic Rationalist - about 2 months ago
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Movie: "It's alright. It's Remedy."
Crow: "But kill him anyway."
6x11 Last of the Wild Horses


The Romantic Rationalist - about 2 months ago
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Movie: *peacocks screech*
Crow: "Now my dead wife will scream, listen to the difference."
9x12 The Screaming Skull


The Romantic Rationalist - about 2 months ago
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Crow: "She's got mosquito netting protecting her bosoms."
9x12 The Screaming Skull


The Romantic Rationalist - about 2 months ago
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Crow: "Hey, could you give us some dizzy grizzlies there, Mike? We need for the trauma we are experiencing."
9x12 The Screaming Skull


The Romantic Rationalist - about 2 months ago
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Movie: "Archer to Control, this is Beagle one seven. We splashed Mantis, get me pigeons to home plate."
Crow: "We really need you to stop talking funny and kill that big bug, over."
8x04 The Deadly Mantis


The Romantic Rationalist - about 2 months ago
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Movie: "Yeah! What's your name?"
Movie: "You boys picked one that suits me fine."
Crow: "How about ineffectual chicken-headed bachelor?"
8x19 Invasion of the Neptune Men


The Romantic Rationalist - about 2 months ago
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Crow: "Finally! This movie is over! Did this one seem really long to you guys?"
*tries to leave the theater*
8x19 Invasion of the Neptune Men


The Romantic Rationalist - about 2 months ago
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Movie: "Miss James, this procedure is not recommended."
Crow: "Hey, hey, Hal, why don't you go on break, huh?"
8x22 Overdrawn at the Memory Bank


The Romantic Rationalist - about 2 months ago
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Crow: "Doctor Who!. . . in the hell cares."
8x22 Overdrawn at the Memory Bank


The Romantic Rationalist - about 2 months ago
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Crow: "Whoa! Huge slam on anteaters out of no where!"
8x22 Overdrawn at the Memory Bank


The Romantic Rationalist - about 2 months ago
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Crow: "There was a Tina is this movie? Let's watch it again! I love Tinas!"
8x17 Horror at Party Beach


The Romantic Rationalist - about 2 months ago
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Crow: "Yuck, I'll never kiss again. Well, I guess I never have really."
8x17 Horror at Party Beach


The Romantic Rationalist - about 2 months ago
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Crow: "Ooo! I bet you that would be good with drawn butter. Of course I'd eat my own head with drawn butter."
8x17 Horror at Party Beach


The Romantic Rationalist - about 2 months ago
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Crow: "You know, the ocean really sucks."
8x17 Horror at Party Beach


The Romantic Rationalist - 2 months ago
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Crow: "Why are we watching this?"
Castle of Fu Manchu


The Romantic Rationalist - 2 months ago
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Crow: "A lot of sexual tension, though."
Joel: "Yeah, I'll give you that."
3x05 Stranded in Space


The Romantic Rationalist - 2 months ago
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Movie: "Michael, see if you could find something to rope the coffin off with please."
Crow: "Uh like rope?"
4x05 Being From Another Planet


The Romantic Rationalist - 2 months ago
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Movie: "Probably a hidden compartment for personal jewelry. It's not unheard of."
Crow: "Yeah, it's only hidden unless you look."
4x05 Being From Another Planet


The Romantic Rationalist - 2 months ago
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Movie: "Hey you! Come here!"
Crow: "Do you mean me or my familiar over there?"
8x20 Space Mutiny


The Romantic Rationalist - 2 months ago
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Crow: "Get a bunch of women together and it's either witchery or a wedding shower, that's what I say."
8x20 Space Mutiny


The Romantic Rationalist - 2 months ago
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Crow: "And somebody whip up some gowns!"
8x01 Revenge of the Creature


The Romantic Rationalist - 2 months ago
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"Gowns! There's going to be gowns in this movie! Hoorah!"
8x01 Revenge of the Creature


The Romantic Rationalist - 2 months ago
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Movie: "You can't hold a man or convict him because he buys a new pair of shoes."
Crow: "That's the basis of our Judicial System!"
6x03 The Dead Talk Back


The Romantic Rationalist - 2 months ago
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Movie: "I wonder if our child is dreaming?"
Crow: "Well, actually we enter several dream stages during a typical night. There's REM, then there's - "
Mike: "Okay."
5x21 Santa Claus


The Romantic Rationalist - 2 months ago
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Crow: "Hey! This is worse than the other stuff that we didn't know what it was!"
5x17 Beginning of the End


The Romantic Rationalist - 2 months ago
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Movie: "I'd like you to do me a favor."
Movie: "Anything I can."
Crow: "Does it involve taking my pants off?"
Mike: "Crow!"
5x17 Beginning of the End


The Romantic Rationalist - 2 months ago
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Crow: "Crows! My brotheren! See what a grand and noble creature they are?"
6x17 The Sword and the Dragon


The Romantic Rationalist - 2 months ago
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Crow: "Okay, we get it. The cycle of freak'in life."
6x17 The Sword and the Dragon


The Romantic Rationalist - 2 months ago
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Crow: "Hahaha! I'm going to wreak terror and revenge on - oh cute barrettes wow..."
9x01 The Projected Man


The Romantic Rationalist - 2 months ago
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Movie: "Would it be possible for the direction of the magnetic field - the polarity - "
Crow: "No! We thought of that, no!"
Movie: " - change in direction?"
Crow: "No!"
9x01 The Projected Man


The Romantic Rationalist - 2 months ago
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Crow: *sighs* "Mike, let's just torch the theater and get out of here. Come on."
9x01 The Projected Man


The Romantic Rationalist - 2 months ago
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Crow: "Come on, Mike, where did you learn that little number? From Shatner?"
Mike: "What?! I just fell down!"
Crow: "Overdramatic."
9x01 The Projected Man


The Romantic Rationalist - 3 months ago
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Crow: 🎶 "Hello Major Tom, Hello Major Tom, how's it going Major Tom? 🎶
10x08 Final Justice


The Romantic Rationalist - 3 months ago
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Crow: "Oh, I hate when a movie kills off a beloved character. . . This is great, though!"
8x10 The Giant Spider Invasion


The Romantic Rationalist - 3 months ago
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Crow: "We still on for the Richard Feynman lecture?"
8x10 The Giant Spider Invasion


The Romantic Rationalist - 3 months ago
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Crow: *in a deep terrible Australian accent* "My prized JuJu beads!"
5x16 Alien from L.A.


The Romantic Rationalist - 3 months ago
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Crow: "Tibby? Tibby? ... SQUISH. Oh, Tibby! Hee hee."
Servo: "Oh, that's not funny! JOEL! Tell him to stop!"
3x02 Gamera


The Romantic Rationalist - 3 months ago
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Crow: " I want to see him kill the turtle."
3x02 Gamera


The Romantic Rationalist - 3 months ago
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Crow: "Camera!"
Joel: "It's Gamera."
Crow: "Oh."
3x02 Gamera


The Romantic Rationalist - 3 months ago
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Servo: "Gee, Crow, they kind of look like peel and eat shrimp."
Crow: "Thank you."
7x01 Night of the Blood Beast


The Romantic Rationalist - 3 months ago
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Crow: "Mom, Dad, little red guy, I have something to tell you. I have lain with blood beast and I am pregnant."
7x01 Night of the Blood Beast


The Romantic Rationalist - 3 months ago
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Crow: "Well, we had to snap him in two like a frozen dog to get him out of the space capsule..."
Mike: *laughs*
Servo: "Wow."
7x01 Night of the Blood Beast


The Romantic Rationalist - 3 months ago
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Mike: "Ah, the California grizzly bear! They're extinct, you know?"
Crow: "Oh, too bad."
6x06 The Creeping Terror


The Romantic Rationalist - 3 months ago
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Crow: "I wish we were them."
6x09 The Skydivers


The Romantic Rationalist - 3 months ago
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Crow: "Spiders don't growl, even that big."
Mike: "Well, I guess you really can't prove that when they're that big they don't growl."
Crow: "I liked Willow!"
5x23 Villiage of the Giants


The Romantic Rationalist - 3 months ago
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Movie: 🎶 "Woman! Why would you want to cheat on me..." 🎶
Crow: 🎵 "Have you looked in the mirror lately..." 🎵
5x23 Villiage of the Giants


The Romantic Rationalist - 3 months ago
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Crow: "Oh for dumb!"
5x23 Village of the Giants


The Romantic Rationalist - 3 months ago
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Servo: "I suppose he could pet the camel!"
Crow: "Aww, camel's dead."
7x03 Deathstalker and the Warrior's from Hell


The Romantic Rationalist - 3 months ago
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Movie: "People talk too much, you know that? Just because a man's a little..uh..."
Crow: "Teapot?"
7x03 Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell


The Romantic Rationalist - 3 months ago
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Crow: "Oh! Maybe Forrester will cut Nummy Muffin's head off!"
Mike: "No!"
6x05 Colossus and the Headhunters


The Romantic Rationalist - 3 months ago
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Crow: "Hey!! I'm going to cut him. I'm cut him!" *waves a huge saber sword*
6x05 Colossus and the Headhunters


The Romantic Rationalist - 3 months ago
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Crow: "Waiting for the romance between Tor and Mom to get going."
Mike: "Yeah! That's a twist."
6x21 The Beast of Yucca Flats


The Romantic Rationalist - 3 months ago
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Crow: "Aw, hang on, Neils Bohr is using the toaster."
9x06 The Space Children


The Romantic Rationalist - 3 months ago
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Crow: "So radioactive immediately equals bad to you!"
9x02 The Phantom Planet


The Romantic Rationalist - 3 months ago
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Crow: *sighs* "I just feel all mystically magical, Mike, I'm going to go rip someone's guts out!"
10x03 Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders


The Romantic Rationalist - 3 months ago
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Movie: "Well, the time HAS come."
Crow: "The Walrus said."
9x02 The Phantom Planet


The Romantic Rationalist - 3 months ago
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Crow: "I'm no good at this, sir! I'm only good at fruity, philosophical speeches."
9x02 Phantom Planet


The Romantic Rationalist - 3 months ago
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Movie: "Do you realize that Lions and Wachowski haven't checked in yet?!"
Movie: "Yes, sir."
Crow: "And I don't care."
6x12 The Starfighters


The Romantic Rationalist - 3 months ago
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Crow: "WHAT? IT'S A POTATO! IT'S FUNNY!"
6x10 The Violent Years


The Romantic Rationalist - 3 months ago
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Crow: "My loins will never stir again."
Mike: "You don't HAVE loins."
6x16 Racket Girls


The Romantic Rationalist - 3 months ago
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Crow: "I'm being turned on by a woman who is long dead. Oooowwww."
Mike: *whispers* "Crow. Take it easy."
6x16 Racket Girls


The Romantic Rationalist - 3 months ago
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Crow: "Oh no, she's getting squishy..."
8x05 The Thing That Couldn't Die


The Romantic Rationalist - 3 months ago
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"Completely dissipating all matter! Cool! Yeah!"
8x15 Agent for h.a.r.m.


The Romantic Rationalist - 3 months ago
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Crow: "You know, I'm going to - um - go vigil by the cookies!"
8x15 Agent for h.a.r.m.


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Crow: "I miss the triangles already."
8x15 Agent for h.a.r.m


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Movie: *slaps Leonardo da Vinci for being a douche* I said no! I'm no longer a slave!"
Crow: "Eh, I'm going to go design a helicopter."
9x13 Quest of the Delta Knights


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Crow: "Well, tell Prince Jump Jugs we're sorry."
9x13 Quest of the Delta Knights


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Brain Guy: "Please accept these box of steaks as a recompense. . ."
10x06 Boggy Creek II


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Crow: "Is this the Miller's Tale, Mike?"
10x06 Boggy Creek II


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Crow: *bites Mike*
Crow: "Don't hit, Mike! Don't hit!"
8x06 The Undead


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Crow: "That's amazing, Servo! You're better than that guy who wrote that thing about remembering stuff!"
10x06 Boggy Creek II: And The Legend Continues


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Crow: "Mike, I'm going to watch your shoes for awhile. They make about as much sense."
Mike: "Sure, feel free!"
Crow: *commences to watch Mike's shoes with much regalement*
9x05 The Deadly Bees


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Crow: "WOULD YOU SHUT THE BLOODY ORGAN GRINDER UP!"
5x21 Santa Claus


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Crow: "Oh no! My oily rags!"
7x05 Escape 2000


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Crow: 🎶 "When - you want - the flavor of bacon - in a dip." 🎶
9x03 Pumaman


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Movie: "My name is Vadinho."
Crow: "I'm an onion!"
9x03 Pumaman


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Servo: "Mike, there were a whole lot of shameful performances in this movie, why even your run-of-the-mill palooka like Crow here could tell you that much."
Crow: "He's right. I could."
6x22 Angel's Revenge


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Crow: "I bet in Atlantis salt is really cheap."
Mike: "Isn't it cheap everywhere?"
5x16 Alien from L.A.


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Crow: "Raunchy slob! You just described my dream girl!"
6x01 Girls Town


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Mike: "Well, you did make this nice fertility symbol."
Servo: "What did you need that for?"
Crow: "I don't know. Apparently I couldn't conceive at some point."
8x03 The Mole People


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Crow: "They're done already?!"
Crow: *under breath* "He's not Italian."
6x20 Danger! Death Ray


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Crow: "I feel like kissing his shoulder. Is that weird?"
6x20 Danger! Death Ray


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Crow: *gasps* "Oh, what a beautiful, complex carbohydrate!"
9x06 The Space Children


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Crow: "Well, I'm glad to know that the future has CONSTANT ORGAN MUSIC."
9x06 The Space Children


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Crow: "Ah, these monorail designers have a one-track mind."
Mike: "Why do you lash out like that?"
Crow: "I dunno."
9x06 The Space Children


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Brain Guy: "I could make a nice Shetland, I think."
8x17 Horror of Party Beach


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Crow: *holding a large sandwich* "Hey guys! What's up?"
Mike: "Oh, we're just at the Edge of the Universe."
Crow: "Oh! So that's it! No wonder I've suddenly become aware that I could leave my corporeal body and become pure energy! Or pure thought, or reason, or pure any number of things!"
7x06 Laserblast


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Mike: "Hey, Crow! Your eggs are gone!"
Crow: "Ah yeah, they got taken away by Egg Protective Services. I accidentally made an omelette in front of them. It kind of spooked them."
9x09 Gorgo


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Crow: "Driving Miss Dummy!"
Mike: "Wait - that really doesn't work at all."
Crow: "Really?"
Mike: "No. It really fails on a whole lot of levels."
Crow: "Well, I try, Mike, alright?"
9x09 Gorgo


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Crow: "Hey, um, have you guys ever noticed that I’ll see a movie, snap, lose control of myself and decide I’m one of the characters in the movie and then go out and dress myself up that way?
Mike: "I don't know if you do any of that more than the rest of us."
Crow: "Yeah, I actually do, Mike, I guess I'm pretty good at hiding it. But look at me! Apparently I've decided I'm a Solarite!
Servo: "Huh."
Mike: "Yeah."
Crow: "And you know what's weird? I don't even remember doing this! And it's a very good costume!"
Mike: "Yeah, it is, with the eyes and nose and all."
Crow: "Yeah, apparently done in a sick, psychotic, amnesic black out or something! And for what? Am I scary at all? Look, look!"
Servo: "Well, no, you look more like a clown. More like a fool. No, more like a jerk."
Crow: "Like a jerk! Yeah, that's my point! Apparently I hate myself, I crave ridicule! Hit me with scorn and derisive laughter that makes me all tingly! Oh, hello I'm Crow! Abuse me please! Thank you! Tchah! Boy! What the? - You know, I hope it is okay that I talk about this with you guys."
Servo: "Oh no no, this is very pleasant. This is fun."
Crow: "Oh, well thanks, thanks a lot you guys. I actually feel a little better - I'm going to do some journaling! Yeah!"
Servo: "Yeah, you do that. Good luck! . . . What a dipstick."
9x02 Phantom Planet


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Mike: "But it is really hard for me to prove a negative. I can't prove you're not a frog for instance."
Crow: *gasp* "Mike, this is WEIRD."
Mike: "Oh, what? Are you feeling some pain? Is it working?"
Crow: "No, how did you I was thinking I might be a frog? Did I tell you that?"
Mike: "No! I mean I just use it as an example - "
Crow: "Ribbit! I'm a frog! Ribbit! I'm a frog! Get these rocks off me I can't stand this kind of weight, I'm a tiny frog!"
9x08 The Touch of Satan


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Crow: "Just ram that moldy olive loaf into your loser face."
9X08 The Touch of Satan


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Mike: "Why would you hire this guy???"
Crow: "Well, that's just the difference between you and me, Mike!"
Mike: "That you hire deformed psychopaths and I don't??"
Crow: "Exactly!"
8x12 The Incredibly Strange Creatures...


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Crow: "And I'm Cow."
Mike: "Crow."
Crow: "What?"
Mike: "You're Crow."
Crow: "Yeah, I know. Of course I'm Crow. I just said I'm Crow, you great thebe."
9X08 The Touch of Satan


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Movie: "Not bad! You could cross the ocean in that!"
Crow: "Well, I wouldn't kick it out of bed for eating crackers!"
Joel: "Huh??"
Servo: "What does that mean?"
Crow: "I don't know."
2x10 Godzilla vs The Sea Monster


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Crow: “Oh! It's always funny when you turn down tea and then you decide that you want tea - it's great!”
8x10 The Great Spider Invasion


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Crow: *to Mike* “Pearl’s calling, you insensitive cow.”
10x04 Future War


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Crow: "Hey, did you hear about Niels Bohr and his wife?"
10x07 Track of the Moon Beast


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Crow: "I never get tired of overhead projection technology!"
8x19 Invasion of the Neptune Men


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Mike: "You know it seems weird, but this movie was based on a lyric poem called Lotus Wind Flower."
Crow: *whispers* "Sounds beautiful."
8x19 Invasion of the Neptune Men


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Movie: "Ladies and gentlemen..."
Crow: "Lick me."
Mike: "You're hurting today."
8x04 The Deadly Mantis


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Crow: "They blewed it up before we found out what it was!"
3x18 Star Force: Fugitive Alien II


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Crow: 🎶 "I'm all messed up inside I might have to off him . . ." 🎶
3x18 Star Force: Fugitive Alien II


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Movie: "What happens if I don't find this Cazar officer?"
Crow: "We blow your neck off."
3x10 Fugitive Alien I


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Gypsy: "Crow?"
Crow: "Yes?
Gypsy: "I don't get you."
Crow: "Oh."
Gypsy: "Are you mad?"
Crow: "No! - no."
Gypsy: "Good! Because I want to like you, but I just don't understand where you are coming from."
Crow: "Sure. What's not to get, though, Gypsy? I'm just am! I hang out."
Gypsy: "Oh, I know! It's just that - well you know - I don't really get you."
Crow: "Yeah, okay. Maybe I can help. To start with I'm a robot - I use cyber-based bubble memory. Is that what's confusing you?"
Gypsy: "No."
Crow: "Is it that I work off Unix and can use a variety of operating systems?
Gypsy: "Well, I guess that's a start."
Crow: "Weeeell, I've undergone a complex personal evolution wherein painful confusion has given way to what I like to think of as some degree of wisdom culminating in my current carthusian sense of self, is that it?"
Gypsy: "No. If that helps you that's good, but - !"
Crow: "Gypsy, I don't know what - is it that I often panic while making sandwiches?"
Gypsy: "Yeah! - Well, maybe it's that kind of thing."
Crow: "Is that I smell conspiracy in everything and I don't know what I mean most of the time?"
Gypsy: "That's perhaps a small piece of the puzzle, but I - "
Crow: "Gypsy, is it an odor?"
Gypsy: "No. - Well . . . no! Maybe its Tom I don't get."
Crow: "Ooh brother! Like a zippo lighter without any flint I can't believe - "
. . .
Gypsy: "Tom?"
Tom: "Yo!"
Gypsy: "I don't get you."
Tom: "Nobody does! I'm the wind, baby!"
4x10 Monster A-Go Go


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Movie: "I don't understand."
Crow: "We're not surprised."
3x01 Cave Dwellers


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Crow: "Avoid boring her with your knowledge of war atrocities."
Servo: "Duh! I'm not stupid."
5x03 Swamp Diamonds


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Movie: "What To Do On A Date"
Crow: "I need to know what NOT to do on a date!"
5x03 Swamp Diamonds


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Joel: "Your father was a computer and your mother was an encyclopedia!"
Crow: "My mother was a teacher and my father an ambassador."
5x03 Swamp Diamonds


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Crow: "You know this is just like Hamlet, everybody dies."
Servo: "There are many parallels - w-what are you talking about!?"
3x12 Gamera vs. Guiron


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Crow: "Enough with the witty, articulate repartee!!"
3x12 Gamera vs. Guiron


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Joel: "It says, 'P.S. Crow must have my baby.'"
Crow: "I can't. I don't have a womb."
2x12 Godzilla vs. Megalon


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Crow: "You do it. I'm bitter."
2x12 Godzilla vs. Megalon


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Crow: "Where's the sarcasm?! Where's the biting, acerbic commentary?! Where's the scimitar wit?!"
Servo: "Rapier."
Crow: "Yeah, whatever."
4x12 Hercules and The Captive Women


The Romantic Rationalist - 9 months ago
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Joel: "The Porkerina! Now don't you worry all you pig lovers, we didn't use a real pig."
Crow: "We didn't?!"
Crow: *shakes head with such disappointment*
5x06 Eegah


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Crow: "Will you guys knock it off. I can't concentrate on my own lame wise cracks!"
2x10 King Dinosaur


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Joel: "Crow, you're becoming so camp! You make me want to throw up!"
2x10 King Dinosaur


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Crow: "I squandered my indestructibility. Let this be a lesson. Be courteous to those who are NOT indestructible. Thank you."
4x09 The Indestructible Man


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Crow: "I think you'll agree there are few sights in nature as beautiful as the plump member of the cathartidae family pulling a sinewy string of fetid meat off of a week day Thomson's gazelle."
5x08 Operation Double 007


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Crow: "Director Newfield known Nazi spy, cocaine fiend, and pyromaniac, used to amuse the cast and crew by doing terrible things to his dog with a fork!"
2x08 Lost Continent


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Crow: "Still talking to crap, huh, monkey boy?"
2x08 Lost Continent


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Crow: "So, I am up to speed so far. Your point is that Big Bird cannot be considered a puppet because of his or her, er, its size!"
Servo: "Right, right! Size and don't forget the feet. Once a puppet has feet it ceases being a puppet and starts being a costume."
Crow: "What about Topo Gigio? He was a puppet with feet."
Servo: "Oh, give me a break. If you want to get technical Lamp Chop had feet too. Topo Gigio was an Italian black art rod puppet, come on, Crow, that was a subcategory!"
Crow: "Oh, look who's arguing semantics now!"
Joel: "Hi everybody. Looks like we've stumbled upon the robots' weekly ontological discussion about the nature of puppets."
Crow: "And their symbiotic relationship to man!"
Joel: "Right, and their symbiotic relationship to man."
3x18 Star Force Fugitive Alien II


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Crow: “Hey hey! My proximity detector just arrived from Daymark! Now we will be able to get a handle on the foreign life force that is invading the S.O.L!”
Mike: “Proximity detector?
Crow: “Yep! Detects infinitesimal variations in air density so we will know exactly how many of those little buggers are crawling on the ship - all for ten monthly payments of $19.99! I put it on my Discover card. I didn’t know that Daymark took Discover. Lillian Vernon doesn’t. Fingerhut - no way! So, uh, the gal said to put it on my Discover. Yeah.”
Mike: ...
Servo: ...
Crow: “Anyway, you were saying, Mike?”
I Was A Teenage Werewolf 8x09


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Crow: “That is a rather surly attitude, Mike! What if I were a restaurant critic? In fact, I AM a restaurant critic! You didn’t know that, did you pal!? - Inattentive service and brutal assault with steaming eggs marked my visit last week to what was formerly one of my favorite breakfast places."
I Was A Teenage Werewolf 8x09


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Crow: "Well, I have learned one thing from this movie, Mike, not to sit in our gas expulsion sump. Gotta stop having lunch there."
8x20 Space Mutiny


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Crow: "Ok ok ok ok, ask me if I am a Bellarian, point blank!"
Mike: "Uh, are you a Bellarian?"
Crow: "No! . . . Damn! I'm not! What am I then? Am I just some kind of a gauzy fruit cake? Am I just some gullible freak who allows the core of his own being to be blown to the four winds? . . . Well, I guess so then. Well, that's what I am then. A gullible freak! Good! Good! . . . Wait wait, what am I again?"
8x20 Space Mutiny


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Crow: "I wasn't a hedgehog I was CLEARLY a potato. I was asking to be fried in hot oil! What kind of hedgehog would be fried in hot oil?"
3x24 Master Ninja II


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Crow: "What I was trying to do was to become a potato on stage and you didn't let me BE that potato."
Servo: "Well, now you see I didn't get that. I thought you were a hedgehog."
3x 24 Master Ninja II


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Crow: "Baby, why you gots to go?"
9x03 Puma Man


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Crow: "You know this music makes me want to put a triangle on my privates and squirm around."
Mike: "Haha, yeah, like in the movie."
Crow: "Wha...? What the hell are you talking about?"
Mike: "Nevermind."
Final Justice 10x08


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Servo: "Since when have you had this seething hatred of Maltese men??"
Crow: "Well, ever since I was a little boy, Servo. Some forgotten Maltese horror deeply wounded my tender young psyche."
Servo: "Uh, you were never a little boy, Crow. You were built ~in space~.”
Crow: "Well, that's pretty traumatic!"
Final Justice 10x08


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Crow: "Hey, next time I’m going to have a car chase in my flashback!"
Boggy Creek II 10x06


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Crow: "Eight wheels. So it's come to this."
Boggy Creek II 10x06


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Joel: “There are six pages of ‘no’s’ here, Crow!”
Crow: “Well, you think that’s enough to convey the raw terror she must feel as a giant bowl of California Cornucopia Vegetable Jubilee slithers towards her on all fours, its hellish maw greedily - “
Servo: “Wait - wait - wait a minute - all fours? Soup on all fours?”
Crow: “Of course, what do you think? Soup is a biped?”
Earth vs Spider 3X13


The Romantic Rationalist - 11 months ago
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"I said it before, and I’d say it again - shoelaces are handy, even necessary in many of today’s shoe styles." - Crow T. Robot


The Romantic Rationalist - 11 months ago
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Movie: “Better dead - than continue living.”
Crow: “As a general rule I’m not sure I agree.”
10x11 Horrors of Spider Island


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Servo: "Man, I would LOVE to be chased by THESE villagers."
Crow: "Yeah! That’d be great! Surrounded . . .beaten. . . and burnt!"
Servo: “No - no, that’s not what I meant.”
Crow: “Oh. That’s just my thing, I guess.”
10x11 Horrors of Spider Island


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Crow: "Well, normally when we're not in a wormhole and stuff, you are a big, chunky human thing."
8x16 Prince of Space


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Crow: "Chickens are a cruel people."
8x16 Prince of Space


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Mike: “Eww! What are those things?”
Crow: “Those are eyelash mites! They live in human eyelashes!”
Mike: “I heard of that! It is some kind of symbiotic thing where these little microscopic things feed off the dust and debris in my eyelashes.”
Crow: “So you eat and all your food goes splashing all over your face and you end up with monstrous demons feeding off the garbage dripping from your eyelashes and you’re okay with that?”
8x19 Invasion of the Neptune Men


The Romantic Rationalist - 12 months ago
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Crow: Mike Mike Mike Mike! - oh, you should really make a note of that you got a machine so that if the bill comes and we're erroneously charged for the call then you have your paperwork to back up your claim that you were charge in error so you won't have to pay for the call, Mike.
Mike: . . .
Servo: . . .
Servo: Crow, you lived during the Great Depression, didn't you?
5x14 Teenage Strangler


The Romantic Rationalist - 12 months ago
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Mike: "Hey, Crow!"
Crow: "Servo, the guy who changes the rods is here!"
Mike: "Crow, why can't you remember me? I saw you five minutes ago when you were vacuuming prairie dogs out of the satellite."
Crow: "Oh, I was "vacuuming prairie dogs". Okay, sure. SERVO."
Mike: "Nevermind, the apes are calling anyway."
Crow: "Yeah, I'm sure in whatever feverish dream world you live in apes are calling a lot!"
8x02 The Leech Woman


The Romantic Rationalist - about 1 year ago
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Crow: "I chose this hairstyle because it blends better with my natural metal."
Servo: "Crow, you don't even NEED a hair piece!"
Crow: "Oh, thank you, Tom, but I'm not ashamed of my hair loss."
7x03 Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell


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Servo: “Soon, after all these years we’ll know what kind of pajamas our enigmatic pal wears!”
Crow: “Yeah, and then we can kill him!”
Servo: “Uh - no, Crow."
Crow: "Oh right! I was thinking of someone else, I’m sorry!”
10x07 Track of The Moon Beast


The Romantic Rationalist - about 1 year ago
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Mike: Hey, Crow! Whadda up?“
Crow: "This is whadda up, Mike!
Mike: "What??”
Crow: “My sucker! It’s covered in NummyMuffinKookleButter hair, Mike! In HAIR! COVERED! I can barely stand to eat it.”
- 6x05 Colossus and The Headhunters


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Mike: "You know - although, Crow, you seem different."
Crow: "Really?"
Mike: "Yeah, I don't know what it is. It's just -"
Crow: "I said forget it. You seem different every day! Do I harp on that?!"
Mike: "Well, I thought you didn't remember me?"
Crow: "I don't!"
8x01 Revenge of the Creature


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  2. The Incredible Melting Man
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  3. Time Chasers
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  4. Escape 2000
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  5. Riding with Death
    411
  6. Revenge of the Creature
    239
  7. Devil Fish
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  8. Track of the Moon Beast
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  9. The Projected Man
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  10. 12 to the Moon
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  11. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
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  12. Terror from the Year 5000
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  13. The Deadly Bees
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  14. San Francisco International
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  15. The Screaming Skull
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  16. Outlaw of Gor
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  17. Invasion of the Neptune Men
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  18. Night of the Blood Beast
    331
  19. Colossus and the Headhunters
    191
  20. Puma Man
    542
  21. The Final Sacrifice
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  22. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
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  24. Danger! Death Ray
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  25. The Creeping Terror
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  26. It Conquered the World
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  28. Master Ninja II
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  30. The Dead Talk Back
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  31. The Giant Spider Invasion
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    229
  34. Zombie Nightmare
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  35. Stranded in Space
    133
  36. The Mole People
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1:15:49 - Crow makes a reference to "I Accuse My Parents"... an MST3K episode that hadn't aired yet. I wonder how many times that happened.


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I think the opening credit soundtrack for this movie is the same as Night of the Blood Beast! It sounds similar.


202 - The Sidehackers - 17 days ago
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After seeing each episode at least a hundred times, I learned that the actor who plays J.C. in Sidehackers also played Sheriff Menacing W. Pervert in It Lives By Night. Mind blown.


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I love Babs and their voice for her! The best!


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"You know, I thought being killed by an octopus was supposed to be peaceful."


609 - The Skydivers - 6 months ago
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I uploaded Parts 1 & 2 from Dailymotion! They are slowed down, so you will have to change the speed. :)


I actually like this movie...
311 - It Conquered the World - about 1 month ago
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I think this is Corman's best feature that they did. It actually makes sense, and is classic science fiction. The stakes are pretty well established and you really feel the strain and emotion between Van Cleef and his wife. The philosophical argument between the two guys is pretty on point most of the time, and I love the wife's confrontation of the Venus alien at the end, when she goes all Ripley on that monster. There is a lot of potential in this one! Just update the writing, increase the pacing a bit, make it more realistic, flesh out the characters better to give the wives more agency, and it would be pretty good!


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I love Trace but he always screwed up half of his lines as Crow.


Crow T. Robot, Screenwriter Extraordinaire!
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Say what you want, Crow's Peter Graves Goes to The University of Minnesota still has a more consistent and compelling plot than most of the garbage coming out of Hollywood now a days. 😏 Live your dream, little guy!


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As I went to bed last night, I was thinking about how it was a cool little detail that poor Gypsy's allergies caused her to have a yellow, bloodshot eye. (II'm not sure how that's supposed to work, but I think it's a case of "just relax.")

I guess it's not surprising that I had what I believe is my first MST3K dream. (I almost never remember even having dreamed, let alone what my dreams are, so it's hard to be sure.) I only remember a little of it. But I was watching the ep again and I wanted a closer look at Gypsy. For some reason, I tried putting on polarized lenses. And somehow that enabled me to see and hear a hidden layer. The bots were communicating with each other wirelessly!

In their mindscape, Gypsy now appeared to be a humanoid girl, and she was smoking a cigarette because the comic book she was reading had an ad with a cool-looking girl like her smoking. (Come to think, I did watch The Dead Talk Back a few days ago, where Dr. F tries to use "pinpoint marketing" to get Mike to smoke Nelson Cigarettes.) Tom and Crow catch her at it and find themselves torn between telling on her and wanting to read the comic book.

That's as much as I remember. But it was a thrill to find there was this whole extra layer to the show just waiting to be discovered, and I was excited to share with you.


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The snorting, drooling, and pig noises from NummyMuffinKookleButter gets me every time.


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