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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Hellcats
    121
  2. Diabolik
    218
  3. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    295
  4. Moon Zero Two
    214
  5. Space Mutiny
    936
  6. Santa Claus
    309
  7. Fugitive Alien
    342
  8. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    261
  9. Final Justice
    276
  10. Danger! Death Ray
    492
  11. Horrors of Spider Island
    237
  12. Zombie Nightmare
    320
  13. The Dead Talk Back
    288
  14. Gamera vs. Zigra
    180
  15. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    354
  16. Escape 2000
    276
  17. 12 to the Moon
    214
  18. Village of the Giants
    203
  19. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    711
  20. Warrior of the Lost World
    349
  21. The Final Sacrifice
    782
  22. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    210
  23. Cave Dwellers
    457
  24. Squirm
    251
  25. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    332
  26. Wild Rebels
    175
  27. The Crawling Eye
    277
  28. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    235
  29. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    281
  30. The Atomic Brain
    175
  31. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    291
  32. Mighty Jack
    179
  33. The Day the Earth Froze
    292
  34. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    217
  35. The Leech Woman
    250
  36. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    228
  37. The Deadly Mantis
    231
  38. Monster A-Go Go
    359
  39. Gorgo
    185
  40. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    242
  41. Eegah
    409
  42. I Accuse My Parents
    428
  43. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    168
  44. Red Zone Cuba
    242
  45. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    251
  46. The Sword and the Dragon
    237
  47. Hangar 18
    49
  48. Code Name Diamond Head
    195
  49. Invasion USA
    187
  50. Riding with Death
    416
  51. Swamp Diamonds
    161
  52. Manhunt in Space
    173
  53. King Dinosaur
    207
  54. City Limits
    180
  55. Soultaker
    394
  56. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    159
  57. The Crawling Hand
    170

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William Shatner, a MSTie?
Forum - 4 months ago
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@WilliamShatner
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In the not too distant future...a week from Saturday A.D....There was a guy named Bill; not too different than you or me.
He worked on a TV series; 54 years ago today...
Acting with a number of others; just trying to earn his pay...


Long Time No WIT!
511 - Gunslinger - 22 days ago
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I'll admit it's been a while since I've been here... Second Life is usually a good substitute for RL these days. Tonight it's kind of sleepy... Even "This Island Earth," the MSTie hangout is sleepy. But here I am, awake, fresh from a shower and looking to get stoned and LMAO. I had this episode on DVD and it was a fave to me and my gf. Got my joints ready, munchies on stand-by... and we got MOVIE SIGN!!!

Smoking game: Take a hit whenever Erica Page comes in. (should make for some high mofos :D)


My Favorite Gypsy Moment
Forum - about 1 month ago
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I think my favorite moment of Gypsy has to be the "I don't get you" sketch. Something about it just screams Gypsy. That's probably some of Jim Mallon's best work as Gypsy with the puppet and the character, itself. It's probably one of my favorite host segments of all time, as well. And of course, the "nobody gets me, I'm the wind, baby!" is a perfect response from Tom Servo.


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The beautiful thing about MST movies, you catch something different every time. The first time, it was the mountainside car chase. This time it's all the tag team wrestling commentary during the big battle. The crew was so on point with it. I had to watch that part twice!


Hercules Recycled 2.0
Forum - about 1 month ago
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I was doing some research about today's WIT episode, "Hercules", and found a 2020 entry on IMDB for Steve Reeves called "Hercules Recycled 2.0". It appears that they took footage from several Hercules films and repurposed it (and added things to it) for a new film. https://worstmovieever.com/


Flesh!!!
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I share Tom's being overwhelmed. This episode has the most female flesh I've seen in a MST experiment! I guess it evens out when you consider all the Samson, Ator and other Greek God movies and their "pecs appeal."


Crow T. Robot for F.A.P.S - about 7 years ago
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Heh, Crow mentions a cheese factory, totally unaware that he would end up working in one.


111 - Moon Zero Two - 2 months ago
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Oh yeah! One of my fave episodes is the WIT of the day! Got my snacks, my schmokes... let's get GROOVY!


Best Song?
Forum - 7 months ago
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Does anyone think there's a better MST3K song than "When I held Your Brain In My Arms"?


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Wow... This one is PAINFUL! It's an insult to male chauvinism!


Forum - 3 months ago
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If you could transport yourself to any movie from the club, which would it be? To truly be a person in that movie. To either help people in movie, which would be real to you and them, or to try and help out with whatever is going on. Or, if you just chose to be a person in that movie.


Recent Riffs

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"Here's another UFO bulletin:" I'm high.


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Fame, fame, fame, fame, fame, fame, fame....


511 - Gunslinger - 22 days ago
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She thinks I'm cuuute!


502 - Hercules - about 1 month ago
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Hey, it's my piece of meat, I'll bite it where I want to! *Nom nom nom*


810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - about 2 months ago
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I love... tick infested hounds... slaughterin' a deer... and beer.


810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - about 2 months ago
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Bra snap... toke... bra snap... bra snap, toke... petting... toke... kiss... grope... bra snap... snooze... spitball...


111 - Moon Zero Two - 2 months ago
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"Identify yourself." Okay, will this help? They call me Shooter!


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Geez, have a sandwich!


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Hey! TV's Frank named that boat! "E-AU-KAI"


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Goodnight Tim, wherever you are.


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We will wear out paants.


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I smell fresh pants!