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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Hellcats
    118
  2. Diabolik
    216
  3. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    292
  4. Moon Zero Two
    213
  5. Space Mutiny
    930
  6. Santa Claus
    307
  7. Fugitive Alien
    341
  8. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    259
  9. Final Justice
    276
  10. Danger! Death Ray
    488
  11. Horrors of Spider Island
    236
  12. Zombie Nightmare
    316
  13. The Dead Talk Back
    292
  14. Gamera vs. Zigra
    180
  15. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    351
  16. Escape 2000
    271
  17. 12 to the Moon
    214
  18. Village of the Giants
    203
  19. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    710
  20. Warrior of the Lost World
    347
  21. The Final Sacrifice
    782
  22. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    213
  23. Cave Dwellers
    449
  24. Squirm
    246
  25. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    326
  26. Wild Rebels
    172
  27. The Crawling Eye
    272
  28. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    234
  29. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    273
  30. The Atomic Brain
    174
  31. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    290
  32. Mighty Jack
    179
  33. The Day the Earth Froze
    291
  34. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    216
  35. The Leech Woman
    249
  36. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    228
  37. The Deadly Mantis
    229
  38. Monster A-Go Go
    356
  39. Gorgo
    183
  40. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    239
  41. Eegah
    402
  42. I Accuse My Parents
    425
  43. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    166
  44. Red Zone Cuba
    239
  45. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    250
  46. The Sword and the Dragon
    234
  47. Hangar 18
    50
  48. Code Name Diamond Head
    193
  49. Invasion USA
    186
  50. Riding with Death
    410
  51. Swamp Diamonds
    161
  52. Manhunt in Space
    174
  53. King Dinosaur
    207
  54. City Limits
    179
  55. Soultaker
    389
  56. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    158
  57. The Crawling Hand
    169

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Favorite Recurring Riffs & Gags
Forum - 27 days ago
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I'm watching today's WIT, "City Limits," and at 30:00, they do one of my favorite gags, mimicking the drinking noises. That got me thinking, any time they do those "body function" sound effects, (eating, drinking, belching, etc.) it always gets a healthy laugh from me.

What riffs or gags do the Crew do that makes you laugh?

(Hi-keeba's one of my faves too.)


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I love Trace but he always screwed up half of his lines as Crow.


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I almost thought it was the same baby from The Creeping Terror. I did a comparison... It's not the same baby. The baby in TCT was dark haired, while this little fella's a blond, and has that forehead. They must've had talent agents looking for babies who cry on cue or something.


Best Song?
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Does anyone think there's a better MST3K song than "When I held Your Brain In My Arms"?


511 - Gunslinger - over 6 years ago
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I've seen a lot of movies in my day but this may be the first to have a character killed off before the opening credits were finished.


411 - The Magic Sword - 11 months ago
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She couldn't remember "attack"???


411 - The Magic Sword - about 1 year ago
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Where were all of those knights and what were they doing from the time they were killed on the dark journey until they showed up, late, for George and Helene's wedding?


Missed Riff..
110 - Robot Holocaust - 12 days ago
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At about 48:00, the way they're all standing together reminds me of... "Is this the real life, Is this just fantasy..." (The Crew woulda killed it with the harmony too.)


106 - The Crawling Hand - over 1 year ago
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14:23 i played this part on the slowest speed you can get in the player settings, eeuuww was it creepy, kinda looked like his face split open, and then the nose of another face pushed through from behind before the explosion, i'll be having nightmares of that for at least a couple of minutes.


This Island Earth @ Second Life
Forum - 16 days ago
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I've been checking out that VR game Second Life, and they actually have an island for MSTies! It's called "This Island Earth" in honor of the MST movie. Whoever owns that island is an even more hardcore MSTie than I thought I was!

It kinda looks like it coulda been where the Satellite of Love crash landed at the end of the Diabolik episode. And it has a functional theater where you can watch episodes, just like the Crew.


Recent Riffs

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And the Lord said "Die, children die" glealealeagh!!


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I sing whatever and eat the teens.....


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"I sing whatever I sing whenever I sing..."
SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UUUUP!


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And for killing that salesman, you win this Samsonite luggage!


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Wait, you're gonna put that WHERE? I'm not sick! I'm fine!


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"They'll only advise." For youuu....


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Crash of the Moons! Two frat boys in a butt-on collision!


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Would you folks break it up? Your party's depressing everyone in the building!


511 - Gunslinger - 9 days ago
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They have a Photo-Mat over there!
Yeah, and it's saying "Ooooh noooooooooo!!"


511 - Gunslinger - 9 days ago
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And naughty spank, and naughty spank, and you've been bad in the tushy!


110 - Robot Holocaust - 12 days ago
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"We're being watched."
Of course you're being watched. It's a film, idiot.


110 - Robot Holocaust - 12 days ago
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Hello Cleveland! Rock 'n' Roll!!