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Favorite Episodes

  1. Space Mutiny
    831
  2. Werewolf
    487
  3. Horror of Party Beach
    292
  4. Night of the Blood Beast
    284
  5. Final Justice
    245
  6. Devil Fish
    233
  7. Soultaker
    341
  8. The Giant Spider Invasion
    315
  9. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    313
  10. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    236
  11. The Mole People
    177
  12. The Phantom Planet
    201
  13. Cave Dwellers
    389
  14. The Deadly Mantis
    189
  15. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    172
  16. The Giant Gila Monster
    221
  17. Beginning of the End
    240
  18. Horrors of Spider Island
    206
  19. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    178
  20. Hobgoblins
    362
  21. Jack Frost
    294
  22. Future War
    238
  23. Prince of Space
    417
  24. Bloodlust
    166
  25. Teenagers from Outer Space
    254
  26. The Brute Man
    191
  27. Robot Holocaust
    136
  28. Outlaw of Gor
    286
  29. The Killer Shrews
    227
  30. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    207
  31. The Corpse Vanishes
    137
  32. The Unearthly
    179
  33. Jungle Goddess
    165
  34. Riding with Death
    355
  35. Time Chasers
    405
  36. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    193
  37. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    195
  38. Girl in Gold Boots
    257
  39. Teenage Caveman
    136
  40. Manhunt in Space
    149
  41. Gunslinger
    144
  42. Swamp Diamonds
    142
  43. The Indestructible Man
    141
  44. It Lives by Night
    156
  45. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    307
  46. Bride of the Monster
    208
  47. Last of the Wild Horses
    143
  48. Angels' Revenge
    190
  49. Revenge of the Creature
    203
  50. Hercules and the Captive Women
    140
  51. SST: Death Flight
    72
  52. The Sinister Urge
    197
  53. The Atomic Brain
    149
  54. The Space Children
    154
  55. Invasion USA
    153
  56. Monster A-Go Go
    317

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Now, the bunny eats Tor and it becomes Night of the Lepus!
Forum - 11 days ago
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Is there something wrong with me that I saw an ad with a cute little bunny in it and the first thing I thought of was the giant killer rabbits in Night of the Lepus?


Forum - 13 days ago
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I AM the button...


201 - Rocketship X-M - over 3 years ago
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Down on my ranch I used throw a little ol' 1000 pound steer over my shoulder every morning.
Then I married her.


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Once again, the annoying-as-hell Bobo brings up his obsession with songs from Asia. I would've preferred some Dr Erhardt at this point. Give Bobo a lobotomy then make him shut the hell up.


The Wost Film of MST3K?
621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - about 3 years ago
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A lot of people wonder what the WORST film they ever did on MST3K was. IMO, there are five films which are so bad, they've fallen completely off the scale of composition, thoughtfulness, or simple good taste. These films are so bad, they each represent a singular atrocity, and to prioritize any one over the other is to neglect them all. They are, in no particular order:

The Beast of Yucca Flats
Manos: The Hands of Fate
Monster-A-Go-Go
Rocket Attack U.S.A.
The Castle of Fu Manchu

These films are so bad, so incomprehensibly, unfathomably vile, that each one must be seen to be believed. I think you would be right to say that any of these five movies are equally the worst films ever featured on MST3K


324 - Master Ninja II - almost 3 years ago
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Is there a reason lee has a gerbil/hamster in the beginning? Where does it go after that scene? Also the beginning reminded me of the beginning of The Sidehackers, except mercifully shorter.


816 - Prince of Space - about 1 month ago
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that looks like a nice park they're in


910 - The Final Sacrifice - almost 5 years ago
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"Y'know, Rowsdower's got one of Screendom's best rear ends."


902 - The Phantom Planet - 6 months ago
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Apparently no longer content to control only gravity, Rayton is launching a crowdsourcing effort to break into solar power. Perhaps we dismissed the potential checks and balances provided by the Solarites too quickly.

http://www.raytonsolar.com/


Recent Riffs

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Which dose shall I use? Large, extra large or the Belushi?


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This is like slowed down Klezmer music.
Yeah, if you play it backwards the devil orders a knish.


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I'm just filling my nostrils with your perfume before I go back to rat sh*t central


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Close the lid in case it turns into a kangaroo


Cinematic Titanic: The Wasp Woman - about 1 month ago
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Now I see how you built all this.
Three non-union stage hands and a case of beer


Cinematic Titanic: The Wasp Woman - about 1 month ago
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Contracts I do not need. You give me your word, good enough for me.
Someone's afraid of INS !


Cinematic Titanic: The Wasp Woman - about 1 month ago
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Oh yes, plenty of time I give you. Ten, maybe fifteen years I give you.
Cut to the chase, Yoda.


Cinematic Titanic: The Wasp Woman - about 1 month ago
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I'm not exactly interested in the love life of the queen wasp.
Too bad, I've got video


Cinematic Titanic: The Wasp Woman - about 1 month ago
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I'm sorry Miss Starlin, I guess I'm not feeling very well this morning.
I've got a case of whatabitch-itis


Cinematic Titanic: The Wasp Woman - about 1 month ago
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This guy was the Pete Best of The Village People


Cinematic Titanic: The Wasp Woman - about 1 month ago
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Why build a whole porch when you can just screen in your head?


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Wow, they are really backing up the calamity truck here.