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Favorite Episodes

  1. Space Mutiny
    794
  2. Werewolf
    464
  3. Horror of Party Beach
    274
  4. Night of the Blood Beast
    267
  5. Final Justice
    234
  6. Devil Fish
    223
  7. Soultaker
    326
  8. The Giant Spider Invasion
    298
  9. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    302
  10. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    226
  11. The Mole People
    162
  12. The Phantom Planet
    186
  13. Cave Dwellers
    367
  14. The Deadly Mantis
    172
  15. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    160
  16. The Giant Gila Monster
    206
  17. Beginning of the End
    232
  18. Horrors of Spider Island
    189
  19. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    166
  20. Hobgoblins
    343
  21. Jack Frost
    280
  22. Future War
    233
  23. Prince of Space
    387
  24. Bloodlust
    152
  25. Teenagers from Outer Space
    232
  26. The Brute Man
    180
  27. Robot Holocaust
    126
  28. Outlaw of Gor
    270
  29. The Killer Shrews
    214
  30. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    195
  31. The Corpse Vanishes
    123
  32. The Unearthly
    171
  33. Jungle Goddess
    149
  34. Riding with Death
    338
  35. Time Chasers
    387
  36. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    178
  37. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    182
  38. Girl in Gold Boots
    242
  39. Teenage Caveman
    126
  40. Manhunt in Space
    141
  41. Gunslinger
    134
  42. Swamp Diamonds
    133
  43. The Indestructible Man
    136
  44. It Lives by Night
    146
  45. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    292
  46. Bride of the Monster
    196
  47. Last of the Wild Horses
    137
  48. Angels' Revenge
    183
  49. Revenge of the Creature
    185
  50. Hercules and the Captive Women
    131
  51. SST: Death Flight
    67
  52. The Sinister Urge
    187
  53. The Atomic Brain
    139
  54. The Space Children
    139
  55. Invasion USA
    142
  56. Monster A-Go Go
    302

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Global Community?!
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Forum - 4 months ago

OK so I'm curious about how far our community goes!!! Where's everyone from? How far around the globe does Club MST3k go??!! I'm from Ohio, USA


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"The river below the dam is a mile deep in some places."
Hold on, a mile deep river ? Hogwash.
The info I could find says the Colorado River has a maximum depth of 90 feet. Just a bit shy of a mile.


Game Time: Add-a-Song
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Song you wish you can add to any MSTie movie: "Rock Lobster," B-52s
Movie(s): "Horror of Party Beach" and "The She-Creature."


Gen X Must See Rifftrax on Amazon
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Forum - about 2 months ago

The Rifftrax episode R.O.T.O.R is now available on Amazon Prime.
For anyone who grew up in the 1980s, it is truly something special.


Favorite MSTie Monsters You Root For?
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Forum - 2 months ago

Mine: The Hot-Dog Monster from "Party Beach" (goofy, top-heavy design with wonderfully cheesy vocalizations) tied with The Creature (from zee Black Lagoon, for classic design and terrific, brassy fanfares upon entering the scene.)

[Was originally thinking of the rubber-suited variety, but, hey -- any MSTie monster favorites will do, latex-based, thin-skinned, and overt -- or more covert, psychological, thick-skinned, sociopathic, or what-have-you.]


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Forum - 3 months ago

Welp, we had to sign a confidentiality agreement, so I cannot tell you anything about the show. So instead let me just tell you about the funniest riffing I've seen this week, which is Rifftrax's Zindy the Swamp Boy. Has anyone seen this one? It stands with any of the best of MST. And it's available on Amazon Prime.


Technobabble in MST3K
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Forum - 3 months ago

"Sigma Wave" in Invasion of the Neptune Men, 24:00 to 24:40


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Forum - 3 months ago

Are you in a state of preparation for a non-zero quantity of football?


The Single Worst Movie Ever Made
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Forum - 3 months ago

Terminator Genisys...

... and here's why. Spoiler: (Though you can't ruin a turd) This is maybe the only movie I've ever seen that actively pisses my off. It's bad in every way and then some. Lots of movies have bad effects, bad acting, bad writing, bad casting, a bad overall plot, and shits on beloved source material. Dragon Ball Evolution is a great example, it has all of those qualities. But here's where TG goes the extra mile. While DBE only shit on source material and ignored it, Terminator Genisys ACTIVELY TRIES TO DESTROY IT. Who in the name of F^^K thought it was a good idea to erase two of the best action movies ever made from the canon in favor of a movie so lazy it didn't even bother to justify it's own blatantly broken time-travel logic!? Sure, the first two's time travel didn't make perfect sense but if you didn't think about it it's easy to let slide, and even if you do think about it it's justified by being part of overall excellent films. TG has a scene where someone actually acknowledges the time travel doesn't make sense and then they justify it by essentially saying "Who cares?" I CARE! Every time I even so much as think about this film I want to punch the writer in the face as hard as I possibly can.


RIP Barbara Hale
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Forum - 3 months ago

Probably best known as Della Street of the Perry Mason franchise and who appeared in The Giant Spider Invasion.
Sadly, it seems like there's no end to the current celebrity death cycle....


Recent Riffs

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802 - The Leech Woman - 3 months ago

Man, have I got a tort for you.


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802 - The Leech Woman - 3 months ago

She's in the zone ... she's hitting pineal glands at will ... inside the paint, outside the paint ...


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802 - The Leech Woman - 3 months ago

The desperately poor man's Humphrey Bogart


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802 - The Leech Woman - 3 months ago

I'm going to cut off my ear and box it up. Could you run it over to your niece for me?


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802 - The Leech Woman - 3 months ago

Shocking, isn't it, what three months of tragedy can do to a woman.
There's the gallons of Vodka too. That enters into it.


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607 - Bloodlust - 3 months ago

I was pretty hard on 'em, Clark. But I think you'll understand when you see how well behaved they are.


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503 - Swamp Diamonds - 4 months ago

Whoa! Oh, you're kneeling on Little Touch


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813 - Jack Frost - 4 months ago

(As Marfushka starts crying) Shut your kringle hole !


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Uh, no. This is a one-seater, Homer


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Enter The Chiropractor


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Neil is a skilled rabble-rouser


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Now who is the sign for ?