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Favorite Episodes

  1. Space Mutiny
    777
  2. Werewolf
    451
  3. Horror of Party Beach
    266
  4. Night of the Blood Beast
    256
  5. Final Justice
    226
  6. Devil Fish
    212
  7. Soultaker
    317
  8. The Giant Spider Invasion
    287
  9. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    288
  10. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    214
  11. The Mole People
    156
  12. The Phantom Planet
    180
  13. Cave Dwellers
    353
  14. The Deadly Mantis
    165
  15. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    153
  16. The Giant Gila Monster
    195
  17. Beginning of the End
    227
  18. Horrors of Spider Island
    179
  19. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    158
  20. Hobgoblins
    330
  21. Jack Frost
    264
  22. Future War
    222
  23. Prince of Space
    373
  24. Bloodlust
    147
  25. Teenagers from Outer Space
    228
  26. The Brute Man
    171
  27. Robot Holocaust
    122
  28. Outlaw of Gor
    259
  29. The Killer Shrews
    209
  30. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    187
  31. The Corpse Vanishes
    120
  32. The Unearthly
    163
  33. Jungle Goddess
    144
  34. Riding with Death
    330
  35. Time Chasers
    371
  36. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    169
  37. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    172
  38. Girl in Gold Boots
    237
  39. Teenage Caveman
    123
  40. Manhunt in Space
    139
  41. Gunslinger
    124
  42. Swamp Diamonds
    127
  43. The Indestructible Man
    129
  44. It Lives by Night
    137
  45. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    285
  46. Bride of the Monster
    188
  47. Last of the Wild Horses
    133
  48. Angels' Revenge
    174
  49. Revenge of the Creature
    178
  50. Hercules and the Captive Women
    128
  51. SST: Death Flight
    63
  52. The Sinister Urge
    179
  53. The Atomic Brain
    134
  54. The Space Children
    132
  55. Invasion USA
    138
  56. Monster A-Go Go
    290

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Dr. Strangelove riffs
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Forum - 1 day ago

I know there were a ton of Dr. Strangelove riff through the years. As I'm sure most of you know I've been compiling a list of all the references to films that are on the Criterion Collection, and I'm trying to find more from Strangelove. So far I have the following:
205 - Rocket Attack USA - Crow "One 45 caliber hand gun, two packages of chewing gum, one issue prophylactic, one hundred dol...."

305 - Stranded in Space - Tom "I smell a rat. A big commie rat."

401 - Space Travelers - Crow - "Feed me Jack, feed me!" & Joel "I smell a rat! A big commie rat!"

515 - The Wild World of Batwoman - From the Cheating short - Tom "I smell a big commie rat!"

523 - Village of the Giants - Crow to a dog standing on it's back paws "Mein Fuhrer! I can walk! Arf!"

524 - 12 To The Moon - Mike "The moon does not deny me it's essence."

616 - Racket Girls - Mike "I'll just mosey on down to the War Room and see what's happening."

1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - Tom "Dr. Strangelove!"

I know there was at least one reference to "Col. Bat Guano, if that really is your name..." but I cannot for the life of me remember what it was from. Anyone out there know? Any more that you can come up with that I've missed?


Favorite Closing Lines and Great Sendoffs
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What are your favorite closing lines (Episode Ending or Host Segment)?

(Host Segment, Ep. 812, Time Chasers, 1:29:33)
Crow: "Tsk...tsk...huh...Well...Cheese ain't gonna cut itself, huh?"

[Hilariously, and yet sadly, the very last thing broadcast by MST3K]

(Episode End, Ep. 1013, Diabolik, 1:32:07)
Valmont (Adolfo Celi): "Is that Stud coming?"


OT: Chemistry eavesdropping
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I'm sitting in my office, listening to a chemistry class down the hall. He's been talking about learning real-world applications of chemistry including promising them that they'll learn what chemistry has to do with solar panels.

His pronunciation of "solar panel" is impeccable. Not a single solpnnl. :)


Recent Riffs

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802 - The Leech Woman - 2 days ago

Man, have I got a tort for you.


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802 - The Leech Woman - 2 days ago

She's in the zone ... she's hitting pineal glands at will ... inside the paint, outside the paint ...


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802 - The Leech Woman - 2 days ago

The desperately poor man's Humphrey Bogart


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802 - The Leech Woman - 2 days ago

I'm going to cut off my ear and box it up. Could you run it over to your niece for me?


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802 - The Leech Woman - 2 days ago

Shocking, isn't it, what three months of tragedy can do to a woman.
There's the gallons of Vodka too. That enters into it.


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607 - Bloodlust - 3 days ago

I was pretty hard on 'em, Clark. But I think you'll understand when you see how well behaved they are.


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503 - Swamp Diamonds - 8 days ago

Whoa! Oh, you're kneeling on Little Touch


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813 - Jack Frost - 9 days ago

(As Marfushka starts crying) Shut your kringle hole !


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Uh, no. This is a one-seater, Homer


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Enter The Chiropractor


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Neil is a skilled rabble-rouser


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Now who is the sign for ?