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The Horror of Party Beach

- The space battle between the Cylons...err, pirates and colonials...uh, I guess that works, is a lot longer and Ryder, Starbuck and Apollo shoot down a lot more enemies before Ryder crashes during landing. Commander Santa, the Captain and Lea watch the victory from a window.
- If all of the inhabitants on the Southern Sun are mulitgeneration ship colonists on a lonely journey to a distant planet, where does Biff Hardcheese come from? Why does he need to be introduced when he arrives? Where was he picking up the Professor from?
- After Lt. Lamont is killed, the floor waxer chase is a lot longer and ends when a pipe falls in front Bulk McLargehuge (who says some naughty words) and Lea forcing them to escape on foot. Kalgan orders the Enforcers to track then down with "extreme prejudice."
- That was Lt. Lamont's twin sister, not a continuity error when she returned from the dead.
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Just Kidding! It was a continuity error.
- Lea doesn't know where the Enforcer's Office is? And she's the Commander's daughter?
- After meeting Mr. Monster Mash, Beef Buttroast and Lea execute a perfect "after you" when the enforcers barge in. (Commercial cut)
- Before Mass Musclebound is appointed chief mutineer fighter, they discuss Kalgan's motives. An important point cut out (due to commercial) Kalgan intends to sell the non-mutineers into slavery to the pirates.
- Commander Jansen's first name is Alex. You probably didn't know that.
- One Rider's viper squadron injured Engineer Mac Pherson (The guy with the cane), so he has a personal motive to mutiny.
- When Slab and Lea have sex in the greenhouse, they talk about growing up on the Southern Sun and that Bulk's dad and grandad also were pilots.
- The Battle between the Galactica and the Cylon Base Star (sorry Southern Sun and Pirate Ship) is a bit longer in the original version. (They used all of the availabale BSG footage)
- McPherson calls Smash Lampjaw am as----ole and sh!+.
- Crunch Squatthrust gets in a fight with 2 mooks while coming to save Lea. One of mooks misses on a punch hits a wall (OUCH!)
- After Lea and Tank escape a long, long, long chase sequence is cut until they steal the enforcer's masks.
- When MacPherson roasts on an open fire, they cut a scene where he climbs out of the gas expulsion sump, completely aflame before he dies. It looked cool.

@ 35:33 Joel says: "He blew his mind out in a car."
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I just get the feeling you're not READY FOR SOME FOOTBAAALL!

Laserblast

A lot of people wonder what the WORST film they ever did on MST3K was. IMO, there are five films which are so bad, they've fallen completely off the scale of composition, thoughtfulness, or simple good taste. These films are so bad, they each represent a singular atrocity, and to prioritize any one over the other is to neglect them all. They are, in no particular order:

The Beast of Yucca Flats
Manos: The Hands of Fate
Monster-A-Go-Go
Rocket Attack U.S.A.
The Castle of Fu Manchu

These films are so bad, so incomprehensibly, unfathomably vile, that each one must be seen to be believed. I think you would be right to say that any of these five movies are equally the worst films ever featured on MST3K

Hey...did anyone notice that they are always sitting in airline seats?

"I'd like to borrow a cup of shirt" MST3K TOS "Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues"

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Let's be honest-- I'm sure there's at least one mst3k featured movie that you actually liked. Let us come clean... I actually kinda liked Teenagers From Outer Space, The Final Sacrifice and Prince of Space hahaha... I thought Prince was actually a fun little, childish for sure, movie.

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Rifftrax: The Last Shark