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Favorite Episodes

  1. Space Mutiny
    818
  2. Werewolf
    477
  3. Horror of Party Beach
    280
  4. Night of the Blood Beast
    274
  5. Final Justice
    238
  6. Devil Fish
    230
  7. Soultaker
    336
  8. The Giant Spider Invasion
    308
  9. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    307
  10. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    232
  11. The Mole People
    170
  12. The Phantom Planet
    195
  13. Cave Dwellers
    385
  14. The Deadly Mantis
    181
  15. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    164
  16. The Giant Gila Monster
    216
  17. Beginning of the End
    237
  18. Horrors of Spider Island
    197
  19. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    171
  20. Hobgoblins
    353
  21. Jack Frost
    286
  22. Future War
    236
  23. Prince of Space
    401
  24. Bloodlust
    158
  25. Teenagers from Outer Space
    246
  26. The Brute Man
    187
  27. Robot Holocaust
    133
  28. Outlaw of Gor
    282
  29. The Killer Shrews
    220
  30. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    204
  31. The Corpse Vanishes
    134
  32. The Unearthly
    178
  33. Jungle Goddess
    160
  34. Riding with Death
    350
  35. Time Chasers
    395
  36. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    188
  37. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    191
  38. Girl in Gold Boots
    249
  39. Teenage Caveman
    131
  40. Manhunt in Space
    144
  41. Gunslinger
    143
  42. Swamp Diamonds
    139
  43. The Indestructible Man
    139
  44. It Lives by Night
    152
  45. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    302
  46. Bride of the Monster
    204
  47. Last of the Wild Horses
    141
  48. Angels' Revenge
    187
  49. Revenge of the Creature
    196
  50. Hercules and the Captive Women
    137
  51. SST: Death Flight
    72
  52. The Sinister Urge
    194
  53. The Atomic Brain
    144
  54. The Space Children
    148
  55. Invasion USA
    146
  56. Monster A-Go Go
    312

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Trivia Game...?
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@ 16:28 Tom says: "Is that a girl my Lord in a flatbed Ford slowin' down to take a look at me?"
If you know where that line comes from, post your comment


821 - Time Chasers - almost 5 years ago
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In Mike's introduction to this episode on the DVD he tells how the cast and producers were really excited when they learned that MST was going to feature their movie (especially pink boy). They even had a viewing party when the episode aired. They were none to happy to see how Mike and the Bots savaged their little film. You have to wonder what they thought was going to happen.


1008 - Final Justice - 13 days ago
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It's the first time water has hit his pants in over a year.
At least from the outside.


Going out on a limb here.
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Am I understanding this wrong, or is the dirtiest line in the whole series in Monster A Go Go, where the man fixing the woman's car says "lift your hood," and Tom says "oh you'd like that wouldn't you?" Is there another interpretation of hood other than...


902 - The Phantom Planet - 27 days ago
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One thing that gets on my wick is Chapman's spending his whole trial whinging about not having a trial.


206 - Ring of Terror - over 2 years ago
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Holy hell! What were the filmmakers thinking?

Was this movie's idea of a tense, dramatic scene really just watching a bunch of other people watching an anatomy lecture? Did it really think, "the other guys said you pushed a gurney with a corpse on it" was a suitable basis for the crisis in a young couple's relationship? Did it really believe a scene showing two overweight people dancing would be uproariously funny? The whole scene just reminded me of those assholes you'll sometimes see criticizing people with imperfect bodies for spoiling the aesthetic of a gym.

This clumsy abortion of a movie had no plot, and it boggles my mind to think that somebody actually wrote an entire script for it, somebody put earnest effort into directing it, somebody probably held auditions, and so on. I can understand a lot of bad movies as passion projects in which ambition outweighs talent by several orders of magnitude, but I can't locate a central idea in this movie that might have motivated a person to see it through to fruition. You don't need an hour's worth of film in order to point and laugh at fat people or let a bunch of 40 year-olds pretend that they're in college again.


The Mads Are Back, and they've still got it
Forum - about 1 month ago
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My wife and I had a wonderful time with Frank, Trace and a couple of dozen fellow Misties (including a Master cos player) at The Mads Are Back performance here in New Orleans last night.

It was in a small, neighborhood theater, maybe 100 seats in the room. And the guys sat right down in the front row and riffed away on the Ed Wood classic 'Glen or Glenda'. Kinda like like watching at home with the funniest guys you know.

There was meet and great time before and after and the guys were just as friendly and engaging as you would hope they would be.

My wife, who is only an occasional Mistie, said she laughed for 90 minutes straight and can't stop thanking me for bringing her along.

Tip for those who might be attending future performances: Trace really appreciates it if you pronounce his last name correctly. I learned from the Cinematic Titanic Live shows and practiced saying "Bowl-You"


201 - Rocketship X-M - almost 5 years ago
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what amazing special effects!


Which was more painful ??
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1) Doc and Tim "playing it out". or (2) The "joke" in Track of the Moonbeast


Recent Riffs

1008 - Final Justice - 13 days ago
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(Looking at exotic dancers) What are they? Cowboys? Pirates? Hardware store clerks?


1008 - Final Justice - 13 days ago
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It's the first time water has hit his pants in over a year.
At least from the outside.


Cinematic Titanic Live: Rattlers - about 1 month ago
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This shot tells you one thing: some dipsh*t thought there might actually be a sequel.


Cinematic Titanic Live: Rattlers - about 1 month ago
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What doesn't happen in Vegas, stays in this movie.


Cinematic Titanic Live: Rattlers - about 1 month ago
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You're absolutely crazy. Or maybe I'm the one that's crazy.
No, you're stupid. It's different.


Cinematic Titanic Live: Rattlers - about 1 month ago
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Let me borrow that flashlight of yours.
There's no batteries in it, but help yourself to the weed


Cinematic Titanic Live: Rattlers - about 1 month ago
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I'm sorry, I didn't mean to yell at you. I guess I'm just starting to see snakes everywhere.
ZZZZIP !


Cinematic Titanic Live: Rattlers - about 1 month ago
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Hey, nice hat.


Cinematic Titanic Live: Rattlers - about 1 month ago
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I'm not very mechanical.
But I make up for it with ignorance and bitchiness


Cinematic Titanic Live: Rattlers - about 1 month ago
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Cars like this are why it's now 90 degrees in October


Cinematic Titanic Live: Rattlers - about 1 month ago
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I'm not sure "almost" counts in snake grabbing


Cinematic Titanic Live: Rattlers - about 1 month ago
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You have a real "Blame the victim" attitude.