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ADONIS AT THE MOVIES - about 1 month ago
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Check out my new show on Amazon Prime it's like Rifftrax and MSt3k Go to Amazon Prime and search: Adonis At The Movies
Youtube Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mCloqfHpu0&t=6s


Favorite Episodes

  1. Space Mutiny
    855
  2. Werewolf
    506
  3. Horror of Party Beach
    298
  4. Night of the Blood Beast
    298
  5. Final Justice
    252
  6. Devil Fish
    239
  7. Soultaker
    353
  8. The Giant Spider Invasion
    326
  9. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    325
  10. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    244
  11. The Mole People
    188
  12. The Phantom Planet
    208
  13. Cave Dwellers
    409
  14. The Deadly Mantis
    199
  15. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    182
  16. The Giant Gila Monster
    234
  17. Beginning of the End
    250
  18. Horrors of Spider Island
    216
  19. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    184
  20. Hobgoblins
    373
  21. Jack Frost
    308
  22. Future War
    245
  23. Prince of Space
    435
  24. Bloodlust
    174
  25. Teenagers from Outer Space
    266
  26. The Brute Man
    204
  27. Robot Holocaust
    144
  28. Outlaw of Gor
    298
  29. The Killer Shrews
    240
  30. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    217
  31. The Corpse Vanishes
    142
  32. The Unearthly
    186
  33. Jungle Goddess
    176
  34. Riding with Death
    372
  35. Time Chasers
    416
  36. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    203
  37. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    202
  38. Girl in Gold Boots
    264
  39. Teenage Caveman
    144
  40. Manhunt in Space
    157
  41. Gunslinger
    155
  42. Swamp Diamonds
    146
  43. The Indestructible Man
    150
  44. It Lives by Night
    163
  45. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    321
  46. Bride of the Monster
    220
  47. Last of the Wild Horses
    151
  48. Angels' Revenge
    196
  49. Revenge of the Creature
    207
  50. Hercules and the Captive Women
    147
  51. SST: Death Flight
    74
  52. The Sinister Urge
    206
  53. The Atomic Brain
    160
  54. The Space Children
    165
  55. Invasion USA
    167
  56. Monster A-Go Go
    324

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Don't step in that pile of Goona
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In at least one dialect of Australian Aboriginal language "Goona" is a swear word referring to fecal matter.

The more you know.


RIFF OF THE DAY
Forum - about 2 months ago
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So he learned he loves violence and enjoys killing like a man ought to! - Girl In The Gold Boots


Forum - about 2 months ago
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Joel's jumpsuit and Dr. F's green lab coat are iconic enough that if I see someone else wearing them I immediately think of them. It got me pondering about other garb in tv history if you saw someone wear that you would think instantly of a tv character. Being a big fan, I immediately thought of Columbo. Maybe Archies Bunker's white shirt( with or without his fuzzy jacket) and Urkel's suspenders. Oh, and Matt Dillon's pinkish shirt and vest. Oh, 1 more Fred Sanford's outfit. Dang, I'm old.


Forum - about 2 months ago
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I chuckle often still when I see Trace raise his eyebrows in the opening. I was curious to hear who are some of the best eyebrow archers of all time. John belushi jumps to my mind first.


Forum - about 2 months ago
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Today I find myself in San Francisco International Airport (Where the Big B Actors Roar!) for a connecting flight. I'm somewhat disappointed that they've moved on from the browns-and-tans color scheme.


MST3K New Season 2: Turkey Day launch!
Forum - about 2 months ago
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The new season of MST3K, which seems to be only 6 experiments, appears on Netflix this year's Turkey Day. Joel reckons the chosen movies are even worse than last time.


423 - Bride of the Monster - almost 5 years ago
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I just noticed the actor who plays Captain Birdman of Homicide in this episode is the same guy who plays Day Drinking Grandpa in 'Teenagers From Outer Space'.

Apparently Servo noticed too because he uses the same riff - singing the theme song from 'New Zoo Review' - in both episodes (01:08:00 in this one and at 00:33:45 in 'Teenagers...')


Hawkwind References in MST3K
Forum - 2 months ago
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I think I've got all three that I know of: Laserblast / Warrior of the Lost World / Final Sacrifice. Did I miss any?


I watched the unMSTed version,so you don't have to!
820 - Space Mutiny - about 1 year ago
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- The space battle between the Cylons...err, pirates and colonials...uh, I guess that works, is a lot longer and Ryder, Starbuck and Apollo shoot down a lot more enemies before Ryder crashes during landing. Commander Santa, the Captain and Lea watch the victory from a window.
- If all of the inhabitants on the Southern Sun are mulitgeneration ship colonists on a lonely journey to a distant planet, where does Biff Hardcheese come from? Why does he need to be introduced when he arrives? Where was he picking up the Professor from?
- After Lt. Lamont is killed, the floor waxer chase is a lot longer and ends when a pipe falls in front Bulk McLargehuge (who says some naughty words) and Lea forcing them to escape on foot. Kalgan orders the Enforcers to track then down with "extreme prejudice."
- That was Lt. Lamont's twin sister, not a continuity error when she returned from the dead.
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Just Kidding! It was a continuity error.
- Lea doesn't know where the Enforcer's Office is? And she's the Commander's daughter?
- After meeting Mr. Monster Mash, Beef Buttroast and Lea execute a perfect "after you" when the enforcers barge in. (Commercial cut)
- Before Mass Musclebound is appointed chief mutineer fighter, they discuss Kalgan's motives. An important point cut out (due to commercial) Kalgan intends to sell the non-mutineers into slavery to the pirates.
- Commander Jansen's first name is Alex. You probably didn't know that.
- One Rider's viper squadron injured Engineer Mac Pherson (The guy with the cane), so he has a personal motive to mutiny.
- When Slab and Lea have sex in the greenhouse, they talk about growing up on the Southern Sun and that Bulk's dad and grandad also were pilots.
- The Battle between the Galactica and the Cylon Base Star (sorry Southern Sun and Pirate Ship) is a bit longer in the original version. (They used all of the availabale BSG footage)
- McPherson calls Smash Lampjaw am as----ole and sh!+.
- Crunch Squatthrust gets in a fight with 2 mooks while coming to save Lea. One of mooks misses on a punch hits a wall (OUCH!)
- After Lea and Tank escape a long, long, long chase sequence is cut until they steal the enforcer's masks.
- When MacPherson roasts on an open fire, they cut a scene where he climbs out of the gas expulsion sump, completely aflame before he dies. It looked cool.


RIFF of the DAY
Forum - 2 months ago
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♫ Chances are I'll kick your scrawny ass ♫

The Horror of Party Beach


Recent Riffs

804 - The Deadly Mantis - almost 6 years ago
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I'm suddenly thirsty for antifreeze


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - 8 months ago
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I'll prepare the autopsy room.
Why is he not in Gulag?


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What ?! Insects ?!
Oh, don't act like you haven't been in this whole movie.


301 - Cave Dwellers - 9 months ago
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Now try catching a steak, Dong.


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I can't imagine what else he does.
Three guesses.
Moanin', bonin' and groanin'


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Thanks for callin' The Horny Douche Bag Temp Agency


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Hey, Man From U.N.C.L.E., there's no lock on the door.


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This is like slowed down Klezmer music.
Yeah, if you play it backwards the devil orders a knish.


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I'm just filling my nostrils with your perfume before I go back to rat sh*t central


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Close the lid in case it turns into a kangaroo


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I'm not exactly interested in the love life of the queen wasp.
Too bad, I've got video


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I'm sorry Miss Starlin, I guess I'm not feeling very well this morning.
I've got a case of whatabitch-itis