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Favorite Episodes

  1. Space Mutiny
    852
  2. Werewolf
    502
  3. Horror of Party Beach
    298
  4. Night of the Blood Beast
    294
  5. Final Justice
    251
  6. Devil Fish
    238
  7. Soultaker
    353
  8. The Giant Spider Invasion
    325
  9. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    324
  10. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    243
  11. The Mole People
    187
  12. The Phantom Planet
    208
  13. Cave Dwellers
    405
  14. The Deadly Mantis
    198
  15. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    179
  16. The Giant Gila Monster
    233
  17. Beginning of the End
    249
  18. Horrors of Spider Island
    214
  19. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    182
  20. Hobgoblins
    373
  21. Jack Frost
    303
  22. Future War
    245
  23. Prince of Space
    433
  24. Bloodlust
    173
  25. Teenagers from Outer Space
    263
  26. The Brute Man
    202
  27. Robot Holocaust
    143
  28. Outlaw of Gor
    295
  29. The Killer Shrews
    238
  30. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    215
  31. The Corpse Vanishes
    142
  32. The Unearthly
    182
  33. Jungle Goddess
    175
  34. Riding with Death
    371
  35. Time Chasers
    415
  36. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    200
  37. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    199
  38. Girl in Gold Boots
    264
  39. Teenage Caveman
    143
  40. Manhunt in Space
    154
  41. Gunslinger
    151
  42. Swamp Diamonds
    145
  43. The Indestructible Man
    147
  44. It Lives by Night
    163
  45. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    317
  46. Bride of the Monster
    218
  47. Last of the Wild Horses
    150
  48. Angels' Revenge
    196
  49. Revenge of the Creature
    207
  50. Hercules and the Captive Women
    146
  51. SST: Death Flight
    74
  52. The Sinister Urge
    205
  53. The Atomic Brain
    157
  54. The Space Children
    165
  55. Invasion USA
    166
  56. Monster A-Go Go
    322

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RIFF of the DAY
Forum - 5 days ago
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♫ Chances are I'll kick your scrawny ass ♫

The Horror of Party Beach


I watched the unMSTed version,so you don't have to!
820 - Space Mutiny - 11 months ago
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- The space battle between the Cylons...err, pirates and colonials...uh, I guess that works, is a lot longer and Ryder, Starbuck and Apollo shoot down a lot more enemies before Ryder crashes during landing. Commander Santa, the Captain and Lea watch the victory from a window.
- If all of the inhabitants on the Southern Sun are mulitgeneration ship colonists on a lonely journey to a distant planet, where does Biff Hardcheese come from? Why does he need to be introduced when he arrives? Where was he picking up the Professor from?
- After Lt. Lamont is killed, the floor waxer chase is a lot longer and ends when a pipe falls in front Bulk McLargehuge (who says some naughty words) and Lea forcing them to escape on foot. Kalgan orders the Enforcers to track then down with "extreme prejudice."
- That was Lt. Lamont's twin sister, not a continuity error when she returned from the dead.
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Just Kidding! It was a continuity error.
- Lea doesn't know where the Enforcer's Office is? And she's the Commander's daughter?
- After meeting Mr. Monster Mash, Beef Buttroast and Lea execute a perfect "after you" when the enforcers barge in. (Commercial cut)
- Before Mass Musclebound is appointed chief mutineer fighter, they discuss Kalgan's motives. An important point cut out (due to commercial) Kalgan intends to sell the non-mutineers into slavery to the pirates.
- Commander Jansen's first name is Alex. You probably didn't know that.
- One Rider's viper squadron injured Engineer Mac Pherson (The guy with the cane), so he has a personal motive to mutiny.
- When Slab and Lea have sex in the greenhouse, they talk about growing up on the Southern Sun and that Bulk's dad and grandad also were pilots.
- The Battle between the Galactica and the Cylon Base Star (sorry Southern Sun and Pirate Ship) is a bit longer in the original version. (They used all of the availabale BSG footage)
- McPherson calls Smash Lampjaw am as----ole and sh!+.
- Crunch Squatthrust gets in a fight with 2 mooks while coming to save Lea. One of mooks misses on a punch hits a wall (OUCH!)
- After Lea and Tank escape a long, long, long chase sequence is cut until they steal the enforcer's masks.
- When MacPherson roasts on an open fire, they cut a scene where he climbs out of the gas expulsion sump, completely aflame before he dies. It looked cool.


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@ 35:33 Joel says: "He blew his mind out in a car."
If you know where that came from...leave your comments.


Riff of the Day (now that football season is upon us)
Forum - 20 days ago
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I just get the feeling you're not READY FOR SOME FOOTBAAALL!

Laserblast


The Wost Film of MST3K?
621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - over 3 years ago
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A lot of people wonder what the WORST film they ever did on MST3K was. IMO, there are five films which are so bad, they've fallen completely off the scale of composition, thoughtfulness, or simple good taste. These films are so bad, they each represent a singular atrocity, and to prioritize any one over the other is to neglect them all. They are, in no particular order:

The Beast of Yucca Flats
Manos: The Hands of Fate
Monster-A-Go-Go
Rocket Attack U.S.A.
The Castle of Fu Manchu

These films are so bad, so incomprehensibly, unfathomably vile, that each one must be seen to be believed. I think you would be right to say that any of these five movies are equally the worst films ever featured on MST3K


820 - Space Mutiny - almost 4 years ago
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Hey...did anyone notice that they are always sitting in airline seats?


Riff of the Day
Forum - 25 days ago
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"I'd like to borrow a cup of shirt" MST3K TOS "Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues"


Forum - about 1 month ago
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Guilty pleasure.
Forum - about 1 month ago
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Let's be honest-- I'm sure there's at least one mst3k featured movie that you actually liked. Let us come clean... I actually kinda liked Teenagers From Outer Space, The Final Sacrifice and Prince of Space hahaha... I thought Prince was actually a fun little, childish for sure, movie.


RIFF of the DAY
Forum - about 1 month ago
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The key to this plan is to make the sharks pay for the wall

Rifftrax: The Last Shark


Recent Riffs

804 - The Deadly Mantis - over 5 years ago
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I'm suddenly thirsty for antifreeze


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - 6 months ago
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I'll prepare the autopsy room.
Why is he not in Gulag?


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What ?! Insects ?!
Oh, don't act like you haven't been in this whole movie.


301 - Cave Dwellers - 8 months ago
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Now try catching a steak, Dong.


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I can't imagine what else he does.
Three guesses.
Moanin', bonin' and groanin'


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Thanks for callin' The Horny Douche Bag Temp Agency


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Hey, Man From U.N.C.L.E., there's no lock on the door.


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This is like slowed down Klezmer music.
Yeah, if you play it backwards the devil orders a knish.


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I'm just filling my nostrils with your perfume before I go back to rat sh*t central


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Close the lid in case it turns into a kangaroo


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I'm not exactly interested in the love life of the queen wasp.
Too bad, I've got video


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I'm sorry Miss Starlin, I guess I'm not feeling very well this morning.
I've got a case of whatabitch-itis