"He's paid by the foundation, not by me"
"I thought he was paid by the hour?"

Oh, its the end, I guess we were late. Guess we'll go?

"Anyone who isn't scared is either a coward or a liar"

"This is not going to hurt you"
- Its going to kill you.

"Hope John and Holiday DeKock? What kind of name is that?"

[Introducing Cissy Cameron]
"Oh, because she's Cameron Mitchell's um... wait"

Technicolor wishes to apologise for its use in this film.

Well, he's an amateur, I'll give him that.

"You ordered a hairball, ma'am?"

"Well Mike, I guess this is just a Magical Land... I HATE Magical Lands"

"The service tower is rolling away from the launch pad"
[Servo gasps]
Joel: "Somebody stop that!"

"I'm you Mister Knight - A clone."
"Oh, that's right, I ordered one and forgot!"