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513 - The Brain that Wouldn't Die - about 2 years ago

"...and a face that can be made beautiful again."

I know we all want to put this guy's balls in a vise, break off the handle, give him a spoon and set fire to the building, but this line especially.


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Trigger warning if you have a thing for redheads


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514 - Teenage Strangler - 5 months ago

When I was like 10 I was given a cheapo "build your own circuit" electronics kit. The only thing I ever did with it was make the EXACT SAME siren sound from this movie, using a... potentiator? Voltimiter? Some doodad or other plus a 9v battery.


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522 - Teenage Crime Wave - 5 months ago

Best false ending gag? Best false ending gag.


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912 - The Screaming Skull - 4 months ago

Mute the left channel or the audio artifacts will make you want to die


On a vision quest to rewatch every ep (skipping those I know by heart)
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804 - The Deadly Mantis - 5 months ago

So I was all set to go on a big rant about how Trace's Crow would have riffed the jimmy kimono at 1:17:07, then had to delete it when Bill called out the full body condoms shortly after.


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913 - Quest of the Delta Knights - almost 3 years ago

I think the clunker Crow is the Crow that got stuck back in the 1980s, and just got worn down from working in the cheese factory...


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913 - Quest of the Delta Knights - about 2 years ago

It's kind of hilarious about all the Lord of the Rings jokes that popped up in this episode, given that this aired several years before the movies came out. I'm wondering who the Tolkien nerd was on the writing staff!


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913 - Quest of the Delta Knights - almost 2 years ago

IT'S...


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what is it with medieval villains and ridiculous bat winged helmets? The guy in Deathstalker had a funny helmet too.


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This is the most asinine film.


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903 - Puma Man - 4 months ago

And more Michael J. Nelson Mandela Effect, 23:09 text messaging joke riffed in 1998.


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"It says, 'To keep Delta Knight busy for hours, turn over.'"


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Ah, my Brue Brockers really work


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David Bowiescock - less than a minute ago

...and now, funnyman Hermann Göering!


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514 - Teenage Strangler - 5 months ago

It's the battle of the network sedans.


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909 - Gorgo - 6 months ago

You know, these tanks are built like Volvos.


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Hey, those guys are still hopped up on vase!


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"Danger, intense radiation, 8 kilocuries."
"How long can we stay here?"
Ah, about 3 minutes ago.


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Allow me to translate: Ah blibble blibble blah, blibble blibble blibble blah.


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[Ur-Danish accent:] Liet bleoming grouend flouer and git aweiy