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208 - Lost Continent - 7 months ago
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Why does ShoutFactory's stuff always run at about 50% less frames per second? It's excruciating


514 - Teenage Strangler - about 1 year ago
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When I was like 10 I was given a cheapo "build your own circuit" electronics kit. The only thing I ever did with it was make the EXACT SAME siren sound from this movie, using a... potentiator? Voltimiter? Some doodad or other plus a 9v battery.


609 - The Skydivers - about 1 year ago
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I was really hoping for The Sonics "Strychnine" when I heard that opening jukebox lick... all of a sudden it's a garage version of Catalina Caper! Coulda woulda shoulda.


608 - Code Name Diamond Head - about 1 year ago
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Dr Sherman is the same guy Scotty showed the formula for transparent aluminum to in Star Trek IV: Planet of the 80's. http://www.scifihistory.net/uploads/3/0/6/7/30676431/8846347_orig.jpg


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27:21 why no Motörhead riff? 2 eps ago we got Nitzer Ebb, someone on the writing staff is a goth.


513 - The Brain that Wouldn't Die - about 2 years ago
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While I agree with the main doctors ideas and experiments in theory, I just can't approve of his sloppy methods.
Why are revolutionary scientists always depicted as insane?
Also, why are people who are miraculously saved by unconventional means always begging for death? Seems rather ungrateful to me.


513 - The Brain that Wouldn't Die - almost 3 years ago
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"...and a face that can be made beautiful again."

I know we all want to put this guy's balls in a vise, break off the handle, give him a spoon and set fire to the building, but this line especially.


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Trigger warning if you have a thing for redheads


522 - Teenage Crime Wave - about 1 year ago
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Best false ending gag? Best false ending gag.


912 - The Screaming Skull - 12 months ago
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Mute the left channel or the audio artifacts will make you want to die


On a vision quest to rewatch every ep (skipping those I know by heart)
804 - The Deadly Mantis - about 1 year ago
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So I was all set to go on a big rant about how Trace's Crow would have riffed the jimmy kimono at 1:17:07, then had to delete it when Bill called out the full body condoms shortly after.


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I think the clunker Crow is the Crow that got stuck back in the 1980s, and just got worn down from working in the cheese factory...


Recent Riffs

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"It says, 'To keep Delta Knight busy for hours, turn over.'"


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Ah, my Brue Brockers really work


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David Bowiescock - less than a minute ago

...and now, funnyman Hermann Göering!


514 - Teenage Strangler - about 1 year ago
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It's the battle of the network sedans.


909 - Gorgo - about 1 year ago
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You know, these tanks are built like Volvos.


504 - Secret Agent Super Dragon - about 1 year ago
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Hey, those guys are still hopped up on vase!


211 - First Spaceship on Venus - about 1 year ago
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"Danger, intense radiation, 8 kilocuries."
"How long can we stay here?"
Ah, about 3 minutes ago.


211 - First Spaceship on Venus - about 1 year ago
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Allow me to translate: Ah blibble blibble blah, blibble blibble blibble blah.


211 - First Spaceship on Venus - about 1 year ago
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[Ur-Danish accent:] Liet bleoming grouend flouer and git aweiy