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  1. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
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  2. Gunslinger
    173
  3. Teenage Strangler
    338
  4. Hobgoblins
    423
  5. The Incredible Melting Man
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I think the clunker Crow is the Crow that got stuck back in the 1980s, and just got worn down from working in the cheese factory...


907 - Hobgoblins - about 5 years ago
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I think the Fontanelles might rock the hardest of all in-plot MST3K bands


913 - Quest of the Delta Knights - about 5 years ago
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Trigger warning if you have a thing for redheads


608 - Code Name Diamond Head - about 5 years ago
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Dr Sherman is the same guy Scotty showed the formula for transparent aluminum to in Star Trek IV: Planet of the 80's. http://www.scifihistory.net/uploads/3/0/6/7/30676431/8846347_orig.jpg


411 - The Magic Sword - about 9 years ago
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If you were wondering why there are never any Princess Bride jokes in pertinent MST3K episodes... somebody in said in a writer's meeting "Fine! One episode, ever!" and here it is.


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27:21 why no Motörhead riff? 2 eps ago we got Nitzer Ebb, someone on the writing staff is a goth.


502 - Hercules - over 5 years ago
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Ok look, I'm as hetero as they come, but there's something inherently awesome about the geometry of Steve Reeves isosceles-triangleing those pillars down. Holy fuck.


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IT'S...


208 - Lost Continent - over 4 years ago
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Why does ShoutFactory's stuff always run at about 50% less frames per second? It's excruciating


109 - Project Moonbase - over 5 years ago
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Can someone explain the joke at 13:00? "Except for ginseng (jimson[weed])"?


514 - Teenage Strangler - about 5 years ago
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When I was like 10 I was given a cheapo "build your own circuit" electronics kit. The only thing I ever did with it was make the EXACT SAME siren sound from this movie, using a... potentiator? Voltimiter? Some doodad or other plus a 9v battery.


609 - The Skydivers - about 5 years ago
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I was really hoping for The Sonics "Strychnine" when I heard that opening jukebox lick... all of a sudden it's a garage version of Catalina Caper! Coulda woulda shoulda.


Recent Riffs

913 - Quest of the Delta Knights - about 5 years ago
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"It says, 'To keep Delta Knight busy for hours, turn over.'"


819 - Invasion of the Neptune Men - about 5 years ago
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Ah, my Brue Brockers really work


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David Bowiescock - less than a minute ago

...and now, funnyman Hermann Göering!


514 - Teenage Strangler - about 5 years ago
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It's the battle of the network sedans.


909 - Gorgo - over 5 years ago
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You know, these tanks are built like Volvos.


504 - Secret Agent Super Dragon - over 5 years ago
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Hey, those guys are still hopped up on vase!


211 - First Spaceship on Venus - over 5 years ago
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"Danger, intense radiation, 8 kilocuries."
"How long can we stay here?"
Ah, about 3 minutes ago.


211 - First Spaceship on Venus - over 5 years ago
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Allow me to translate: Ah blibble blibble blah, blibble blibble blibble blah.


211 - First Spaceship on Venus - over 5 years ago
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[Ur-Danish accent:] Liet bleoming grouend flouer and git aweiy