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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Creeping Terror
    266
  2. The Phantom Planet
    232
  3. The Sidehackers
    218
  4. Laserblast
    418
  5. Escape 2000
    276
  6. Pod People
    588
  7. Gamera vs. Guiron
    265

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312 - Gamera vs. Guiron - over 8 years ago
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Hello! Hello! Thank you! Hello! Thank you! Thank you! Hello! Thank you!


306 - Time of the Apes - over 8 years ago
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Sandy Frank! Sandy Frank! Gads about the house all day!


307 - Daddy-O - 10 days ago
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I watched Pulp Fiction last night and noticed a Daddy-O poster in the background at Jack Rabbit Slim's.


706 - Laserblast - almost 7 years ago
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There's just a sign that says 'Star Wars'?


816 - Prince of Space - about 7 years ago
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one of Bill's best alternative roles is easily Krankor!


Forum - about 1 month ago
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As Pluto.tv keeps running The Touch of Satan ad nauseam, my one lasting impression is that Beez McKeever is hot.


Give 'em Hell, _____
502 - Hercules - about 1 month ago
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This is one of my favorite host segments. It's a densely-layered joke, it's a great showcase for Trace's brilliant voice work, and it very quickly shifts tones from goofy to incredibly dark.
"Please God, don't do this. Don't kick me in...the patootie."


806 - The Undead - about 2 months ago
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"Mike, every single reference to your past paints an ever darker picture of a damaged, lonely little man."


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My favorite part of this experiment is the low-key humming of the theme song throughout.


802 - The Leech Woman - 2 months ago
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"It were during the union summer the prairie fires started. Some said they caved that mine in on purpose, but I couldn't hardly believe it. Ma just told me to mind myself."


512 - Mitchell - 3 months ago
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Not sure why, but one of my all-time favorite gags in MST3k is Mike's take to the camera after Frank tosses him the keys.


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Does anyone else get a strong Rick Sloane vibe from this movie? The cheap monsters, the half-assed framing, the awful jokes, the despicable characters, over-the-top horniness, and just a hint of misogyny all remind me of Hobgoblins and Blood Theatre.


Recent Riffs

303 - Pod People - 8 days ago
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I can tell by the expression on your face that you loved her so, Trumpy.


306 - Time of the Apes - 9 days ago
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Huh, kid talkin' to hay, nothing wrong with that.


705 - Escape 2000 - 14 days ago
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The rodent kingdom mourned the loss of the Rat Queen today.


705 - Escape 2000 - 14 days ago
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Don't screw it up, Piddle.


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"You shall become a noble, or a prince." Or something.


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Executive Producer Steven Bochco


205 - Rocket Attack USA - 18 days ago
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Nothing wrong with her skull that $100 wouldn't fix.


706 - Laserblast - 21 days ago
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Ah, your film crew, ladies and gentlemen!


706 - Laserblast - 21 days ago
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There's a box of Weetabix, that should last you the month.


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Gee it was just a joke, I'm sure your mother's very nice. I mean she's old, but...


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I gotta go shave above and below my mustache.


902 - The Phantom Planet - 25 days ago
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"I know now they'll never believe me." I'll have to kill them all.