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  1. The Violent Years
    139
  2. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    172
  3. Invasion USA
    139
  4. Horror of Party Beach
    268
  5. Werewolf
    453
  6. The Amazing Transparent Man
    120
  7. The Mole People
    158
  8. Time Chasers
    376
  9. The Starfighters
    192
  10. Jack Frost
    271
  11. Devil Doll
    203
  12. Space Mutiny
    780
  13. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    359
  14. Hercules and the Captive Women
    128
  15. Horrors of Spider Island
    183
  16. Bloodlust
    149
  17. Diabolik
    178
  18. Manhunt in Space
    139
  19. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    210

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424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - over 2 years ago

The doberman they got to stand with the master when the husband was shooting at him looked rather too sweet to be a hell hound, or an...undead doggy, or...whatever he was suppose to be. Of course the master's mustachio disqualifies him from mastery of any variety, instead relegating him to a life/unlife of sub-mediocre used car sales...


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510 - Lassie: The Painted Hills - about 4 years ago

Aren't there moral implications to riffing Lassie? Who's next, Kermit the Frog? IS NOTHING SACRED?!? :-)


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803 - The Mole People - almost 4 years ago

o.O!? Why did they kill her off in the end!? What was thew point of that!?


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609 - The Skydivers - about 4 years ago

So, um...sooo...they put acid in that parachute...then...er...oh. Well, that's one way to approach it: have it do nothing, then never mention it again...yep. One way to go about that there "plot point"


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603 - The Dead Talk Back - about 4 years ago

Coulda swore the scruffy private eye at the beginning said "Have you been hearing odd stories about Chuck Barry? Telepathy? The Fourth dimension?" ♫All of these things are unlike the others♫none of these things can be called the same♫


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607 - Bloodlust - almost 4 years ago

...public service videos from the fifties and sixties make me want to burn things...


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521 - Santa Claus - about 4 years ago

Wait...they missed out on riffs about dislexia, like how satan might be pissed off at santa because of all the letters he gets every year...


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1004 - Future War - about 4 years ago

Oh hey. They Jean-Claude-esque fellow, Daniel Bernhardt (Swiss martial artist) was agent Johnson in Matrix Reloaded. He was the agent in the first fight in the movie, where the agents were finishing each others' sentences. Agent Jackson said "He is still.." then Agent Johnson said "onlyt human", and then fighting...


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802 - The Leech Woman - over 4 years ago

What an effective alarm clock Servo's Jed-shrieking Granny impression would make! Imagine THAT going off at like 5 in the morning, huh? Also, what's the moral of this story here? Don't get old or don't go to Hollywood Africa?


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911 - Devil Fish - about 4 years ago

Mike is cute ^_^ like a middle child brother who is charmingly weird, and knows how to play dumb convincingly.


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807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - almost 5 years ago

Of all the movies MST3K covered, this is the only one that actively angers me... CARBON DATING DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!


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521 - Santa Claus - about 4 years ago

Don't you wish all YOUR friends could ignore Satan?


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609 - The Skydivers - about 4 years ago

♫Sex for sundries is fun♫ everybody! ♫sex for sundries is fun♫


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610 - The Violent Years - almost 4 years ago

"A nice little conspiracy, for a nice young man." like Whitewater...


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409 - The Indestructible Man - about 4 years ago

"Who in their right mind would believe a man had returned from the dead?" Only millions of Christians.


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820 - Space Mutiny - almost 4 years ago

Crunk Slamchest! Fist Rockbone! Stump Beefknobs!


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607 - Bloodlust - almost 4 years ago

mmm, your lips are like crisp, delicious bacon...


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606 - The Creeping Terror - almost 4 years ago

Gotta find a petting zoo. There are times a man needs the touch of a llama.


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908 - The Touch of Satan - almost 4 years ago

I think it's Tony Musante as a kind of hip Satan who solves crimes


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1010 - It Lives by Night - about 4 years ago

I was just pimp-slapped by a bat. How the hell am I spose to put THAT on the report?


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820 - Space Mutiny - almost 4 years ago

Peck Blowfist.


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820 - Space Mutiny - almost 4 years ago

Blast Thickneck. Crunch Buttsteak. Slabs Squatthrust.


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820 - Space Mutiny - almost 4 years ago

Slake Fistcrunch. Buff Hardback. Bob Johnson...wait...


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820 - Space Mutiny - almost 4 years ago

Rip Slabcheek. Punch Sideiron. Grissel McThornbody.