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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Violent Years
    148
  2. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    191
  3. Invasion USA
    152
  4. Horror of Party Beach
    285
  5. Werewolf
    484
  6. The Amazing Transparent Man
    130
  7. The Mole People
    177
  8. Time Chasers
    402
  9. The Starfighters
    212
  10. Jack Frost
    293
  11. Devil Doll
    220
  12. Space Mutiny
    826
  13. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    386
  14. Hercules and the Captive Women
    139
  15. Horrors of Spider Island
    204
  16. Bloodlust
    165
  17. Diabolik
    192
  18. Manhunt in Space
    147
  19. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    230

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520 - Radar Secret Service - almost 5 years ago
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radioactivated U 238...a highly potential ingredient for atomic energy...actually, they make it into plutonium, I believe.


911 - Devil Fish - almost 5 years ago
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I love lucifered potatoes, but, HOO, boy. "sphincter fire", that's all I'm saying...and...how do you tell whether or not you have soul in your stool?


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - about 3 years ago
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The doberman they got to stand with the master when the husband was shooting at him looked rather too sweet to be a hell hound, or an...undead doggy, or...whatever he was suppose to be. Of course the master's mustachio disqualifies him from mastery of any variety, instead relegating him to a life/unlife of sub-mediocre used car sales...


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - over 5 years ago
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Of all the movies MST3K covered, this is the only one that actively angers me... CARBON DATING DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!


510 - Lassie: The Painted Hills - almost 5 years ago
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Aren't there moral implications to riffing Lassie? Who's next, Kermit the Frog? IS NOTHING SACRED?!? :-)


803 - The Mole People - almost 5 years ago
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o.O!? Why did they kill her off in the end!? What was thew point of that!?


609 - The Skydivers - almost 5 years ago
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So, um...sooo...they put acid in that parachute...then...er...oh. Well, that's one way to approach it: have it do nothing, then never mention it again...yep. One way to go about that there "plot point"


603 - The Dead Talk Back - almost 5 years ago
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Coulda swore the scruffy private eye at the beginning said "Have you been hearing odd stories about Chuck Barry? Telepathy? The Fourth dimension?" ♫All of these things are unlike the others♫none of these things can be called the same♫


607 - Bloodlust - over 4 years ago
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...public service videos from the fifties and sixties make me want to burn things...


521 - Santa Claus - almost 5 years ago
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Wait...they missed out on riffs about dislexia, like how satan might be pissed off at santa because of all the letters he gets every year...


1004 - Future War - almost 5 years ago
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Oh hey. They Jean-Claude-esque fellow, Daniel Bernhardt (Swiss martial artist) was agent Johnson in Matrix Reloaded. He was the agent in the first fight in the movie, where the agents were finishing each others' sentences. Agent Jackson said "He is still.." then Agent Johnson said "onlyt human", and then fighting...


802 - The Leech Woman - about 5 years ago
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What an effective alarm clock Servo's Jed-shrieking Granny impression would make! Imagine THAT going off at like 5 in the morning, huh? Also, what's the moral of this story here? Don't get old or don't go to Hollywood Africa?


Recent Riffs

810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - almost 5 years ago
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♫The hills are aliiive♫with the smell of thaaat guuuy♫


609 - The Skydivers - almost 5 years ago
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♫Sex for sundries is fun♫ everybody! ♫sex for sundries is fun♫


610 - The Violent Years - over 4 years ago
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"A nice little conspiracy, for a nice young man." like Whitewater...


409 - The Indestructible Man - almost 5 years ago
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"Who in their right mind would believe a man had returned from the dead?" Only millions of Christians.


820 - Space Mutiny - almost 5 years ago
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Crunk Slamchest! Fist Rockbone! Stump Beefknobs!


607 - Bloodlust - over 4 years ago
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mmm, your lips are like crisp, delicious bacon...


606 - The Creeping Terror - over 4 years ago
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Gotta find a petting zoo. There are times a man needs the touch of a llama.


908 - The Touch of Satan - over 4 years ago
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I think it's Tony Musante as a kind of hip Satan who solves crimes


1010 - It Lives by Night - about 5 years ago
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I was just pimp-slapped by a bat. How the hell am I spose to put THAT on the report?


820 - Space Mutiny - almost 5 years ago
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Peck Blowfist.


820 - Space Mutiny - almost 5 years ago
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Blast Thickneck. Crunch Buttsteak. Slabs Squatthrust.


820 - Space Mutiny - almost 5 years ago
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Slake Fistcrunch. Buff Hardback. Bob Johnson...wait...