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Aileen Smithee Knows That Troll Doesn't Really Mean To Be Obnoxious. It's Just That He's All Screwed Up Inside
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Camazotz: The Bat of Des - about 3 years ago
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Gonna have to give me a while for the next installment of the Prehistory.


Phantom Chicken of Crank Whore - over 3 years ago
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Hey Aileen, Phantom Chicken has returned..at least for awhile..I still have Jaguar Wong in play also..Figured you saw the threads and probably already knew but us 'Old Folks' sometimes need reminding ;o)


Jet Jaguar Abides - over 3 years ago
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I found the JIMM Son of Saturns :o) I have the whole set #1-12...after I finish reading them your welcome to them, if you like? Colan covers and interiors!


Jet Jaguar Abides - almost 4 years ago
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Ok..I'm game..what's the link to the RIFF site..


Jet Jaguar Abides - almost 4 years ago
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Mr. Potroast must be very happy. I flipped it over to the game and it was 4 - 0 already...Wow!


Kent Allard - almost 4 years ago
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Missed you terribly, glad to see you even briefly!


Jet Jaguar Abides - about 4 years ago
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Hey Aileen, just wondering how things have been going for you and all. I don't come on the Club very often anymore but occasionally check in to see if any of the Old Gang is still alive. Hope all is well and don't be such a stranger :) BTW, in case you were scratching your head and going who the heck is Jaguar Wong(it's me Phantom Chicken)


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So long, and thanks for all the Aileen Smithee.


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Hey, just got your message on Twitter, and followed you back. Y'know, I thought your name sounded familiar somehow, but I just couldn't place it. Great getting back in touch again!

Yeah, a Deadhead and a MSTie -- how sad is that?


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Brainpan. Lol, I love it.


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Hello Aileen. Just wanted to stop by and say I'm sorry that everyone seemed to misconstrue your points about Pearl-hate and sexism. Personally, I agree that it is suspect when people say "she ain't funny" and can't back it up. If people have reasons for not liking her or the Sci-fi era, I respectfully disagree. But I have no respect for knee-jerk reactions that are always unexamined but frequently espoused.


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So I get the impression that you like both hip-hop and cubism. I was just looking for a topic to blog about for one of my web marketing clients, and I thought you might find this interesting:

http://www.benzinga.com/pressreleases/14/07/p4687666/picassoul-classic-art-meets-urban-streetwear


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Hey, keep meaning 2 check in on u... Your absence is conspicuous & concerning. I'm hoping u r just planting & harvesting & cooking & preparing 4 a big ol party 4 all of us MSTIES...but...

Seriously, let us know u r ok, please? Hope all is wonderful your way so wonderful u just dont have time 4 us here!


Jet Jaguar Abides - almost 7 years ago
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Really enjoyed Space Mutiny Day! ~Phantom Chicken~


Classicats - almost 7 years ago
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You seem to have had a great idea, Clang. Everyone's getting way into Space Mutiny Day. I've been cracking up at the names and the posts since this morning.


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That was a lot of fun, Aileen!
I'm letting you have the last word. :)


Russ "Screw You, Greenland" Fry - over 7 years ago
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I was watching 'Teenage Crimewave' the other night after the 'kishka' posting and noticed Mike singing something about "who stole my kishka" at the beginning of the space deli sketch... I looked it up and found this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAmLXrMv4-c
Ha, yeah, you're welcome ; )


Favorite Episodes

  1. Secret Agent Super Dragon
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  2. The Magic Sword
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  3. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
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  4. Crash of the Moons
    178
  5. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    231
  6. Puma Man
    543
  7. Alien from L.A.
    285
  8. Hobgoblins
    414
  9. Terror from the Year 5000
    256
  10. Hamlet
    185
  11. War of the Colossal Beast
    241
  12. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    228
  13. The Rebel Set
    166
  14. Pod People
    588
  15. The Corpse Vanishes
    157
  16. Outlaw of Gor
    331
  17. Last of the Wild Horses
    169
  18. The Giant Spider Invasion
    370
  19. High School Big Shot
    198
  20. Escape 2000
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  21. Operation Double 007
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  22. The Unearthly
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  23. Monster A-Go Go
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  24. I Accuse My Parents
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  25. Cave Dwellers
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  26. Jack Frost
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  27. Time Chasers
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  28. Track of the Moon Beast
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  29. It Lives by Night
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  30. Future War
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  31. Daddy-O
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  32. Mitchell
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  33. Master Ninja I
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  34. First Spaceship on Venus
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  35. Warrior of the Lost World
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  36. 12 to the Moon
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  37. The Dead Talk Back
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  38. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
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  39. Gorgo
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  40. Invasion USA
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  41. The Human Duplicators
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  42. Being from Another Planet
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  43. Hercules Unchained
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  44. Bride of the Monster
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  45. The Day the Earth Froze
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  46. Santa Claus
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  47. Racket Girls
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  48. Radar Secret Service
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  49. Night of the Blood Beast
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  50. The Beast of Yucca Flats
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  51. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
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  52. The Crawling Hand
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  53. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
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  54. Hercules Against the Moon Men
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  55. Mighty Jack
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  56. The Atomic Brain
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  57. The Sword and the Dragon
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  58. Zombie Nightmare
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  59. Gamera vs. Barugon
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  60. Lassie: The Painted Hills
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  61. Robot Holocaust
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  62. The Giant Gila Monster
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  63. City Limits
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  64. The Phantom Planet
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  65. Invaders from the Deep
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  66. Swamp Diamonds
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  67. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
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I am now legitimately curious about a Comic Book-based economy.
403 - City Limits - almost 2 years ago
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I mean, how does it work? Would older comics be worth more? Does their condition affect their value? What about different companies, or characters? Would self-made comics be considered counterfeit? I'm curious here!


403 - City Limits - over 8 years ago
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I wonder what JEJ would sound like after inhaling Helium.

Also, as a basketball fan, the fact that the gang is called "the Clippers" never fails to amuse me.


Stupid Murder Plots (re: "The Sinister Urge")
Forum - 5 days ago
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Just watching The Sinister Urge this afternoon and — y'know that scene where they send that Dirk guy on a phony errand in Gloria's old car with the sabotaged brakes? Well, I'm just now realizing... dude had to drive out of L.A. to get to that mountain road, meaning that he had to go through more than a few intersections with traffic lights in them. Had it ever occurred to Gloria and Johnny that he'd only need to get to the first traffic light that went red on him, go for the brakes and be like oooohhhhh poopie — then turn around, head straight back and do a number on Johnny and Gloria with that knife. Cripes, for all the effort and risk that went into that, they could've just hired a hit man to ice the punk and bury him out of town.

Are there any other similarly ill-conceived and idiotic murder plots in MSTied movies? Trying to think of one or two right offhand...


Character Assassinations & Assignations
Forum - 1 day ago
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Riffdom offers a wide variety of characters for love / hate festivals. Based on characters (not the actors), who would you most love / hate to be?

By way of example, here's a few of mine:

L: Fart Bargo seems to do OK for himself. (Or any Peter Graves character.)
H: Gideon Drew or Jan in the Pan. (Or ANYONE in The Leech Woman!)

Let the envy and enmity begin. Enjoy!


Riffs as Watercooler (WaterKool-Aid?) News of the Day
Forum - 7 days ago
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The newspapers often talk about Mighty Jack but nobody does anything about it! [314]


Are There Riffs That Make You Mad? That Make You MEAN MAD?!
Forum - 3 days ago
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Normally I'm thrilled to see a Rifftrax short, doubly so if it involves lady riffers. But wow the ending of "The Snob" really angered me. They're smugly siding with the terrible narrative, which already has its thumb heavily on the scale in favor of conformity and against the social misfit (as these things usually do): to the point where the title character's personality and background barely make any logical sense. They dwell on what a hunk her male friend supposedly is and don't seem to notice that he's trying to physically force her onto the dance floor when she clearly doesn't want to go! Ick. 'Scuse me I think I need a shower now. DX


Secrets of the Mstie Cave: Volume 12
Forum - 25 days ago
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Recent Riffs

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"I'm Daisy. I like poetry, rotten fruit, and flinging my filth!"


501 - Warrior of the Lost World - almost 8 years ago
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♪ "...We got a mighty convoy/Ain't it a beautiful sight..." ♪

"That's my favorite C.W. McCall song."


501 - Warrior of the Lost World - almost 8 years ago
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"They love it when he signals a left turn!"


908 - The Touch of Satan - almost 8 years ago
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"Oh, Bosh!"

"Oh, Hieronymus!"


416 - Fire Maidens of Outer Space - almost 8 years ago
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"What's this?! Femme Fatales dancing Dervishly to tantalize our Dynamic Duo?"


303 - Pod People - about 6 years ago
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"So, what can I get you? Ouzo? Vodka? Sambuca? Pernod? Frangelica? Blue Curacao? Glenmorangie? B&B? Hennessy? Tanqueray? 100-Year-Old Brandy?"


107 - Robot Monster - about 8 years ago
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"This is Buddhist: You create us to suffer!"


804 - The Deadly Mantis - almost 8 years ago
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"She's wearing a good, Republican cloth coat."


804 - The Deadly Mantis - almost 8 years ago
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"Oh, that Bob Dornan!" [chuckle]


808 - The She-Creature - almost 8 years ago
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"The only person who can save our country is Rufus T. Firefly!"


207 - Wild Rebels - almost 8 years ago
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"Hey, lookit' all those books up there: Leaves of Grass, Trump: The Art of the Deal, Mein Kampf, The Essays of Pat Buchanan..."


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"Rose'bud..."