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UncleDes - 19 days ago
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Gonna have to give me a while for the next installment of the Prehistory.


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Wow, that's some whiplash, going from a Future War on Xmas to a Shiny New Year! (Seriously: nice retooling of the handle. Much as I laughed at [and with] the other one, this one seems armed with its own automatic bliss maker - valuable in any year, let alone this next one.) Thanks for the chuckles this last year, and wish you a good one ahead. Stay witty for wit's sake! :)


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Hey Aileen, Phantom Chicken has returned..at least for awhile..I still have Jaguar Wong in play also..Figured you saw the threads and probably already knew but us 'Old Folks' sometimes need reminding ;o)


Jaguar Wong Abides - 7 months ago
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I found the JIMM Son of Saturns :o) I have the whole set #1-12...after I finish reading them your welcome to them, if you like? Colan covers and interiors!


Jaguar Wong Abides - 8 months ago
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Ok..I'm game..what's the link to the RIFF site..


Jaguar Wong Abides - 8 months ago
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Mr. Potroast must be very happy. I flipped it over to the game and it was 4 - 0 already...Wow!


Kent Allard - 8 months ago
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Missed you terribly, glad to see you even briefly!


Jaguar Wong Abides - about 1 year ago
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Hey Aileen, just wondering how things have been going for you and all. I don't come on the Club very often anymore but occasionally check in to see if any of the Old Gang is still alive. Hope all is well and don't be such a stranger :) BTW, in case you were scratching your head and going who the heck is Jaguar Wong(it's me Phantom Chicken)


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So long, and thanks for all the Aileen Smithee.


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Hey, just got your message on Twitter, and followed you back. Y'know, I thought your name sounded familiar somehow, but I just couldn't place it. Great getting back in touch again!

Yeah, a Deadhead and a MSTie -- how sad is that?


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Brainpan. Lol, I love it.


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Hello Aileen. Just wanted to stop by and say I'm sorry that everyone seemed to misconstrue your points about Pearl-hate and sexism. Personally, I agree that it is suspect when people say "she ain't funny" and can't back it up. If people have reasons for not liking her or the Sci-fi era, I respectfully disagree. But I have no respect for knee-jerk reactions that are always unexamined but frequently espoused.


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So I get the impression that you like both hip-hop and cubism. I was just looking for a topic to blog about for one of my web marketing clients, and I thought you might find this interesting:

http://www.benzinga.com/pressreleases/14/07/p4687666/picassoul-classic-art-meets-urban-streetwear


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Hey, keep meaning 2 check in on u... Your absence is conspicuous & concerning. I'm hoping u r just planting & harvesting & cooking & preparing 4 a big ol party 4 all of us MSTIES...but...

Seriously, let us know u r ok, please? Hope all is wonderful your way so wonderful u just dont have time 4 us here!


Jaguar Wong Abides - almost 4 years ago
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Really enjoyed Space Mutiny Day! ~Phantom Chicken~


Classicats - almost 4 years ago
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You seem to have had a great idea, Clang. Everyone's getting way into Space Mutiny Day. I've been cracking up at the names and the posts since this morning.


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That was a lot of fun, Aileen!
I'm letting you have the last word. :)


Russ "Screw You, Greenland" Fry - over 4 years ago
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I was watching 'Teenage Crimewave' the other night after the 'kishka' posting and noticed Mike singing something about "who stole my kishka" at the beginning of the space deli sketch... I looked it up and found this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAmLXrMv4-c
Ha, yeah, you're welcome ; )


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Some Movies Need Re-MST'ed
Forum - about 4 hours ago
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The one problem with MST3K is that being that it's been so long since the 88-89 KTMA Season and since Season 1 that there are some movies that should be given a re-do from way back then. Now the classics don't touch them, but some of the KTMA and Season 1 Movies should be re-done


Mandatory Q & A
Forum - about 2 hours ago
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Someone needs to explain what the time difference is between a post made Almost 5 years ago and a post made About 5 years ago. I won't be able to sleep until I know for sure! o_0

STEPHENN!! Get in here!!!


Don't eat Oysters in months that don't have the letter R
Forum - 2 months ago
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I also learned that 'brown' is frowned upon on a Tour Bus ;p


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1004 - Future War - about 12 hours ago
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Thrill as Detective Puffy Hair asks, "Hey, whadda' we've got?" An illustration of careful movie-making right up there with "This is where the fish lives."


1004 - Future War - almost 4 years ago
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Robert Z'Dar has a face like a ___________.
A.) a catcher's mitt
B.) a collapsed soufflé
C.) a jack-o-lantern on November 8th
D.) that face-thing on Mars
E.) other (fill in the blank)


1004 - Future War - almost 2 years ago
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2 minutes in and they've already killed off the token black character. Hoo boy, this is gonna be a wreck, isn't it?


1004 - Future War - 5 months ago
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28 minutes in: "Terrible habit, girl." Said to a nun wearing a habit. And the riff? "Hey, not on the floor..." Really dropped the ball there, Tom.


A Coleman Francis... Musical?
Forum - 2 months ago
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If Coleman Francis were going to mount a musical (so to speak) back in the day, what might the results have been like?

Please select from any riffed film(s) that were NOT his own.

(starter's pistol report)


Best And Worst Holiday Viewing?
Forum - 30 days ago
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I sat through all of An American Christmas Carol (1979) yesterday. But even without commercial breaks, it wasn't easy. One of those ideas which had a lot of potential and a couple of intentional giggles, but mostly it was just blah. I wondered if I should crank up an Xmas-themed horror flick as a palate cleanser afterwards... and outside this space I don't even watch horror flicks. :/

Now adding it to my wish list of Season 12 fodder.


Bradford Dillman (1930 – 2018)
Forum - 3 days ago
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Bradford Dillman, the narrator in 'The Atomic Brain', passed away on the 16th of January.


1009 - Hamlet - almost 6 years ago
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Not even The Bard is safe from the rapier wit of MST3K.


Recent Riffs

1004 - Future War - about 2 hours ago
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"Huh. Lighting budget ran out, but they just keep on a-filmin'."


1004 - Future War - about 2 hours ago
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"That's the most complicated trombone in the world."


1004 - Future War - about 2 hours ago
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"Meanwhile, in The African Queen, Bogart and Hepburn pick leeches off each other."


1004 - Future War - about 2 hours ago
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"I need to borrow your toque."


1004 - Future War - about 2 hours ago
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"This is a case where parents should've crushed a child's dream of becoming a filmmaker."


1004 - Future War - about 2 hours ago
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"They were transferred to a Costa-Gavras film."


1004 - Future War - about 2 hours ago
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"Dis is da' city. Twelve million puddy tats."


1004 - Future War - about 2 hours ago
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"That bass... Somewhere Seinfeld must be starting."


1004 - Future War - about 2 hours ago
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"Your van is under arrest for not having a scene painted on the side."


1004 - Future War - about 2 hours ago
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"The largest attempt ever to lock in freshness."


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"Oh, that's a great lab. Nice dirt floor. Real sanitary, y'know?"


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"It's the Notre Dame fight song."