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Aileen Smithee IS Sheep Girl Of The Bronx!
In Vanity, OR

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Gonna have to give me a while for the next installment of the Prehistory.


Finn Toozler - about 1 year ago
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Wow, that's some whiplash, going from a Future War on Xmas to a Shiny New Year! (Seriously: nice retooling of the handle. Much as I laughed at [and with] the other one, this one seems armed with its own automatic bliss maker - valuable in any year, let alone this next one.) Thanks for the chuckles this last year, and wish you a good one ahead. Stay witty for wit's sake! :)


Phantom Chicken of Crank Whore - over 1 year ago
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Hey Aileen, Phantom Chicken has returned..at least for awhile..I still have Jaguar Wong in play also..Figured you saw the threads and probably already knew but us 'Old Folks' sometimes need reminding ;o)


Jaguar Wong Abides - over 1 year ago
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I found the JIMM Son of Saturns :o) I have the whole set #1-12...after I finish reading them your welcome to them, if you like? Colan covers and interiors!


Jaguar Wong Abides - almost 2 years ago
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Ok..I'm game..what's the link to the RIFF site..


Jaguar Wong Abides - almost 2 years ago
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Mr. Potroast must be very happy. I flipped it over to the game and it was 4 - 0 already...Wow!


Kent Allard - almost 2 years ago
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Missed you terribly, glad to see you even briefly!


Jaguar Wong Abides - about 2 years ago
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Hey Aileen, just wondering how things have been going for you and all. I don't come on the Club very often anymore but occasionally check in to see if any of the Old Gang is still alive. Hope all is well and don't be such a stranger :) BTW, in case you were scratching your head and going who the heck is Jaguar Wong(it's me Phantom Chicken)


Lingering Shot of Wet Pork, Ok? - over 3 years ago
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So long, and thanks for all the Aileen Smithee.


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Hey, just got your message on Twitter, and followed you back. Y'know, I thought your name sounded familiar somehow, but I just couldn't place it. Great getting back in touch again!

Yeah, a Deadhead and a MSTie -- how sad is that?


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Brainpan. Lol, I love it.


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Hello Aileen. Just wanted to stop by and say I'm sorry that everyone seemed to misconstrue your points about Pearl-hate and sexism. Personally, I agree that it is suspect when people say "she ain't funny" and can't back it up. If people have reasons for not liking her or the Sci-fi era, I respectfully disagree. But I have no respect for knee-jerk reactions that are always unexamined but frequently espoused.


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So I get the impression that you like both hip-hop and cubism. I was just looking for a topic to blog about for one of my web marketing clients, and I thought you might find this interesting:

http://www.benzinga.com/pressreleases/14/07/p4687666/picassoul-classic-art-meets-urban-streetwear


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Hey, keep meaning 2 check in on u... Your absence is conspicuous & concerning. I'm hoping u r just planting & harvesting & cooking & preparing 4 a big ol party 4 all of us MSTIES...but...

Seriously, let us know u r ok, please? Hope all is wonderful your way so wonderful u just dont have time 4 us here!


Jaguar Wong Abides - almost 5 years ago
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Really enjoyed Space Mutiny Day! ~Phantom Chicken~


Classicats - almost 5 years ago
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You seem to have had a great idea, Clang. Everyone's getting way into Space Mutiny Day. I've been cracking up at the names and the posts since this morning.


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That was a lot of fun, Aileen!
I'm letting you have the last word. :)


Russ "Screw You, Greenland" Fry - over 5 years ago
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I was watching 'Teenage Crimewave' the other night after the 'kishka' posting and noticed Mike singing something about "who stole my kishka" at the beginning of the space deli sketch... I looked it up and found this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAmLXrMv4-c
Ha, yeah, you're welcome ; )


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  3. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
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  4. Crash of the Moons
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  5. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
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  6. Puma Man
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  7. Alien from L.A.
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  8. Hobgoblins
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  9. Terror from the Year 5000
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  10. Hamlet
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  11. War of the Colossal Beast
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  12. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
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  13. The Rebel Set
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  14. Pod People
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  15. The Corpse Vanishes
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  16. Outlaw of Gor
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  17. Last of the Wild Horses
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  18. The Giant Spider Invasion
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  19. High School Big Shot
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  20. Escape 2000
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  21. Operation Double 007
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  22. The Unearthly
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  23. Monster A-Go Go
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  26. Jack Frost
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  29. It Lives by Night
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  30. Future War
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  32. Mitchell
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  33. Master Ninja I
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  34. First Spaceship on Venus
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  35. Warrior of the Lost World
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  36. 12 to the Moon
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  37. The Dead Talk Back
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  38. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
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  41. The Human Duplicators
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  45. The Day the Earth Froze
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  57. The Sword and the Dragon
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  60. Lassie: The Painted Hills
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  62. The Giant Gila Monster
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  66. Swamp Diamonds
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Recent Comments with recent replies

Happy Birthday, Grandma Pearl!
Forum - 22 days ago
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I just found some old mints in the bottom of my purse, so everyone dig in!


Like Joel better?
Forum - about 1 month ago
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Is there anyone who likes Joel better than Mike? Most people seem to prefer Mike.


How is the new show?
Forum - 24 days ago
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Now that the new MST3K has had 2 seasons, what do you think of it? Is it a worthy revival?


Come on Pearl, let us see a GOOD play for once.
Forum - 26 days ago
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Well I enjoyed myself.


...and just like that...
Forum - 27 days ago
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HE GONE! Well done everyone!


Stephen, can you please delete all the spam this guy makes?
Forum - 29 days ago
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Bigdaddy (http://www.club-mst3k.com/msties/11534) is spamming a link across the entire site. Nobody posts any responses or laughs, and it just wastes space. Sick of this guy, and his spamming doesn't make me want to watch whatever video he's put up.


Recent Riffs

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"Rose'bud..."


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"I left The Bangles for this?!"


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♫ "I don't know but I've been told... Comicon is oversold..." ♫


904 - Werewolf - about 6 years ago
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"Thanks for killing me and all our people! Enjoy our land!"


616 - Racket Girls - 6 months ago
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"This is the sequence John Wu directed."


616 - Racket Girls - 6 months ago
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"Uh, I'm a nude model for art students, too."


616 - Racket Girls - 6 months ago
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"I think maybe a second draft might've helped this movie."


616 - Racket Girls - 6 months ago
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"Women On The Verge Of A 3-Point Takedown."


616 - Racket Girls - 6 months ago
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"That's the spirit we need in our hookers!"


616 - Racket Girls - 6 months ago
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"It's that guy's seventh year in an unpaid internship."


616 - Racket Girls - 6 months ago
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"I'd say the D.A.R. fundraiser is going quite well."


616 - Racket Girls - 6 months ago
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"Boings all around."