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Hey Aileen, Phantom Chicken has returned..at least for awhile..I still have Jaguar Wong in play also..Figured you saw the threads and probably already knew but us 'Old Folks' sometimes need reminding ;o)


Jaguar Wong Abides - 4 months ago
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I found the JIMM Son of Saturns :o) I have the whole set #1-12...after I finish reading them your welcome to them, if you like? Colan covers and interiors!


Jaguar Wong Abides - 5 months ago
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Ok..I'm game..what's the link to the RIFF site..


Jaguar Wong Abides - 5 months ago
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Mr. Potroast must be very happy. I flipped it over to the game and it was 4 - 0 already...Wow!


Kent Allard - 5 months ago
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Missed you terribly, glad to see you even briefly!


Jaguar Wong Abides - 10 months ago
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Hey Aileen, just wondering how things have been going for you and all. I don't come on the Club very often anymore but occasionally check in to see if any of the Old Gang is still alive. Hope all is well and don't be such a stranger :) BTW, in case you were scratching your head and going who the heck is Jaguar Wong(it's me Phantom Chicken)


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So long, and thanks for all the Aileen Smithee.


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Hey, just got your message on Twitter, and followed you back. Y'know, I thought your name sounded familiar somehow, but I just couldn't place it. Great getting back in touch again!

Yeah, a Deadhead and a MSTie -- how sad is that?


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Brainpan. Lol, I love it.


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Hello Aileen. Just wanted to stop by and say I'm sorry that everyone seemed to misconstrue your points about Pearl-hate and sexism. Personally, I agree that it is suspect when people say "she ain't funny" and can't back it up. If people have reasons for not liking her or the Sci-fi era, I respectfully disagree. But I have no respect for knee-jerk reactions that are always unexamined but frequently espoused.


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So I get the impression that you like both hip-hop and cubism. I was just looking for a topic to blog about for one of my web marketing clients, and I thought you might find this interesting:

http://www.benzinga.com/pressreleases/14/07/p4687666/picassoul-classic-art-meets-urban-streetwear


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Hey, keep meaning 2 check in on u... Your absence is conspicuous & concerning. I'm hoping u r just planting & harvesting & cooking & preparing 4 a big ol party 4 all of us MSTIES...but...

Seriously, let us know u r ok, please? Hope all is wonderful your way so wonderful u just dont have time 4 us here!


Jaguar Wong Abides - over 3 years ago
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Really enjoyed Space Mutiny Day! ~Phantom Chicken~


Classicats - over 3 years ago
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You seem to have had a great idea, Clang. Everyone's getting way into Space Mutiny Day. I've been cracking up at the names and the posts since this morning.


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That was a lot of fun, Aileen!
I'm letting you have the last word. :)


Russ "Screw You, Greenland" Fry - about 4 years ago
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I was watching 'Teenage Crimewave' the other night after the 'kishka' posting and noticed Mike singing something about "who stole my kishka" at the beginning of the space deli sketch... I looked it up and found this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAmLXrMv4-c
Ha, yeah, you're welcome ; )


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Cats
Forum - 2 days ago
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It's officially Caturday over here. Enjoy! :D

https://youtu.be/mv21wlsYPYg


This Weekend Is Dedicated To Uranus!!
Forum - 1 day ago
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Though for me, personally, what sums up the weekend is "Chili peppers burn my gut," because we hit the burrito place on the way to the supermarket this afternoon.

Anyway, one riff or sketch line that sums up YOUR weekend? Let's have it


601 - Girls Town - about 4 years ago
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"You should see the neighborhood I grew up in." Sure Anka. Canada is tough.


Shout Factory Link Issue
Forum - 6 days ago
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When I try to watch them using Firefox, inevitably 1/3rd to 1/2 the show will load. But that's all. Can't get the rest to show up. :( I really don't know diddly about computers. Anyone know why this is happening? I use a (really old) Mac OSX 10.7.5, but other sites don't seem to have this problem. Would getting Chrome and using that work better? [sigh]


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That one woman's scar isn't even that bad. It doesn't take away from her looks at all. She says people can't bare to see her face.


506 - Eegah - almost 5 years ago
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I actually find it creepier for the girl to shave Eegah than her dad. Kinda gives me the jibblies.


513 - The Brain that Wouldn't Die - almost 4 years ago
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What's the deal with the guy constantly saying things twice? "There are ways. There are ways." "Around. Just looking around. "When do you go back on? When?"


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This is one of, if not the worst movie ever viewed on the SOL. It was entirely lit by two flashlights, someone obviously used a blender to edit it, but the tall blonde graduate student, Suzy, could barely open a door, had real trouble operating an elevator, and completely failed at the complex task of removing a bangle bracelet. Sheesh! Also, closing credits....Assistant Director:
Skip Schoolnik ??? Come on !!!!


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Y'know, Jimbo really is kind of a Mary Sue.


Halloween Suggestions
Forum - 10 days ago
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If you'd give your top ten episodes to watch around Halloween, what would they be?


Recent Riffs

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"I love puppet gunplay."


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"I don't know... what should upset these people so much they would need to invade, or what it is they're in that's so deep."


K16 - City on Fire - 3 months ago
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"This movie doesn't deserve any credit."


K16 - City on Fire - 3 months ago
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"Get a catcher's mitt."


K16 - City on Fire - 3 months ago
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"And get my daughter Jane in here to do aerobics."


K16 - City on Fire - 3 months ago
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"He's gonna' make the world's largest salute to Orville Redenbacher."


K16 - City on Fire - 3 months ago
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"Psychotic When Wet."


K16 - City on Fire - 3 months ago
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♫ ♩ "And I say to myself, 'What a wonderful world...'" ♫ ♩


K16 - City on Fire - 3 months ago
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"No time for my roughage snaking, not today."


K16 - City on Fire - 3 months ago
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"Looks like somebody already ate it once."


K16 - City on Fire - 3 months ago
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"Shamrock shake."


K16 - City on Fire - 3 months ago
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"Boy, somebody really marked up the Formica™."