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So Long & Thanks From Aileen Smithee
In Vanity, OR

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Jaguar Wong Abides - 3 months ago

Hey Aileen, just wondering how things have been going for you and all. I don't come on the Club very often anymore but occasionally check in to see if any of the Old Gang is still alive. Hope all is well and don't be such a stranger :) BTW, in case you were scratching your head and going who the heck is Jaguar Wong(it's me Phantom Chicken)


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So long, and thanks for all the Aileen Smithee.


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Hey, just got your message on Twitter, and followed you back. Y'know, I thought your name sounded familiar somehow, but I just couldn't place it. Great getting back in touch again!

Yeah, a Deadhead and a MSTie -- how sad is that?


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Brainpan. Lol, I love it.


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Hello Aileen. Just wanted to stop by and say I'm sorry that everyone seemed to misconstrue your points about Pearl-hate and sexism. Personally, I agree that it is suspect when people say "she ain't funny" and can't back it up. If people have reasons for not liking her or the Sci-fi era, I respectfully disagree. But I have no respect for knee-jerk reactions that are always unexamined but frequently espoused.


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So I get the impression that you like both hip-hop and cubism. I was just looking for a topic to blog about for one of my web marketing clients, and I thought you might find this interesting:

http://www.benzinga.com/pressreleases/14/07/p4687666/picassoul-classic-art-meets-urban-streetwear


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Hey, keep meaning 2 check in on u... Your absence is conspicuous & concerning. I'm hoping u r just planting & harvesting & cooking & preparing 4 a big ol party 4 all of us MSTIES...but...

Seriously, let us know u r ok, please? Hope all is wonderful your way so wonderful u just dont have time 4 us here!


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Jaguar Wong Abides - almost 3 years ago

Really enjoyed Space Mutiny Day! ~Phantom Chicken~


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Classicats - almost 3 years ago

You seem to have had a great idea, Clang. Everyone's getting way into Space Mutiny Day. I've been cracking up at the names and the posts since this morning.


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That was a lot of fun, Aileen!
I'm letting you have the last word. :)


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Russ "Screw You, Greenland" Fry - over 3 years ago

I was watching 'Teenage Crimewave' the other night after the 'kishka' posting and noticed Mike singing something about "who stole my kishka" at the beginning of the space deli sketch... I looked it up and found this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAmLXrMv4-c
Ha, yeah, you're welcome ; )


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Is Matriarchy really the solution to Patriarchy?
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601 - Girls Town - over 2 years ago

Something my fiancee has said multiple times:

"I don't see why women were so pushy about getting all the responsibilities of men. It's like, today we're expected to cook, clean, have kids, AND work a full-time job? I'd be just fine with doing whatever I want all day after my chores are done while my husband makes all the money. A few uppity women ruined it for the rest of us."

LOL Now, I don't completely agree, but there's some truth to that. XD


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504 - Secret Agent Super Dragon - about 4 years ago

Watch this-- they're gonna pan up, and it'll be John Cleese.


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106 - The Crawling Hand - about 5 years ago

Say...why's she wearing a swim suit with a codpeice?


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415 - The Beatniks - over 2 years ago

I'll give Peter Breck ("Mooney") this much: he tries hard. He's as far from being a Master Of Not Acting™ as you can get in one of these crummy films. Too bad his character A) has no comprehensible motivation and B) no palpable aura of menace, intrigue, or magnetism whatsoever. Plus, his voice, build, stance, and pixie-like leaping would make him more credible as an embittered ex-dancer with a bum knee than a hulking street tough. We were at least halfway into the film before Eddy knocked him down. But anyone could have done it at any time. Including Iris, the fat barkeep, or some random seven-year-old on a Big Wheel™. It's my constant bewilderment at all this that keeps me watching, I guess. I want it to make sense, but it never does.


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507 - I Accuse My Parents - about 4 years ago

This episode is typical of so much winning material that came out of Season 5. It's just great all the way through.

Also, the opening invention would seem to indicate that the Mads have a walk-in oven. Why does that not surprise me...? :D


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210 - King Dinosaur - about 4 years ago

Three minutes in, Crow channels The Floaters.

8) Crowwww... yeahhhh...


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Jaguar Wong Abides - 3 months ago

Hey Aileen, just wondering how things have been going for you and all. I don't come on the Club very often anymore but occasionally check in to see if any of the Old Gang is still alive. Hope all is well and don't be such a stranger :) BTW, in case you were scratching your head and going who the heck is Jaguar Wong(it's me Phantom Chicken)


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Oh yeah there is a Boogy Creek 1 but it had its only showing at the All Events Complex in Rapid City, Arkansas as part of the Arkansas Arts Expo in 1983. It was really just a collection of bogeymen folklore as recalled by the older residents of Plattville County. But that is the same county that consistently ranks in the top 3 for unsolved fatal maulings by unknown animals AND which contains the Wild Monkey Rehab Project run by the U of A. On the other hand, it all seems like a scheme for the thinning-haired prof with the brief gym shorts to spend the night In the camper with a couple of chicks.


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324 - Master Ninja II - almost 4 years ago

"You whacked me with your riding crop, Crow!"


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803 - The Mole People - almost 4 years ago

"This is unpleasant!"

"Just pretend it's Adam Sandler."


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420 - The Human Duplicators - over 3 years ago

"I deny them my essence."


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207 - Wild Rebels - about 4 years ago

♫ ♬ "My lunch goes-- BLUAGHH!" ♫ ♬


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420 - The Human Duplicators - over 3 years ago

"Now we're gonna' find out who Deep Throat really is!"


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207 - Wild Rebels - about 4 years ago

"We've got Moog synthesizers. We could kill you from here."


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602 - Invasion USA - over 3 years ago

"Y'ever go see the Cubs play?"

"Yeah, they won! Oh! Damn!"


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808 - The She-Creature - almost 4 years ago

"The only person who can save our country is Rufus T. Firefly!"


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821 - Time Chasers - about 4 years ago

"See, there could be dozens of grandmas jumpin' outta' planes right now!"


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610 - The Violent Years - about 3 years ago

"This film is brought to you by The Nerd Council! Support your local Nerd!"


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521 - Santa Claus - over 3 years ago

♫ ♭ "The Devil is a wiener..." ♭ ♫


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407 - The Killer Shrews - over 2 years ago

"This is like a bad production of a Chekhov play."