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Aileen Smithee Will NOT Make The Knee Test
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Camazotz: The Bat of Des - over 1 year ago
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Gonna have to give me a while for the next installment of the Prehistory.


Finn Toozler - over 1 year ago
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Wow, that's some whiplash, going from a Future War on Xmas to a Shiny New Year! (Seriously: nice retooling of the handle. Much as I laughed at [and with] the other one, this one seems armed with its own automatic bliss maker - valuable in any year, let alone this next one.) Thanks for the chuckles this last year, and wish you a good one ahead. Stay witty for wit's sake! :)


Phantom Chicken of Crank Whore - almost 2 years ago
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Hey Aileen, Phantom Chicken has returned..at least for awhile..I still have Jaguar Wong in play also..Figured you saw the threads and probably already knew but us 'Old Folks' sometimes need reminding ;o)


Jaguar Wong Abides - about 2 years ago
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I found the JIMM Son of Saturns :o) I have the whole set #1-12...after I finish reading them your welcome to them, if you like? Colan covers and interiors!


Jaguar Wong Abides - about 2 years ago
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Ok..I'm game..what's the link to the RIFF site..


Jaguar Wong Abides - about 2 years ago
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Mr. Potroast must be very happy. I flipped it over to the game and it was 4 - 0 already...Wow!


Kent Allard - about 2 years ago
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Missed you terribly, glad to see you even briefly!


Jaguar Wong Abides - over 2 years ago
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Hey Aileen, just wondering how things have been going for you and all. I don't come on the Club very often anymore but occasionally check in to see if any of the Old Gang is still alive. Hope all is well and don't be such a stranger :) BTW, in case you were scratching your head and going who the heck is Jaguar Wong(it's me Phantom Chicken)


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So long, and thanks for all the Aileen Smithee.


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Hey, just got your message on Twitter, and followed you back. Y'know, I thought your name sounded familiar somehow, but I just couldn't place it. Great getting back in touch again!

Yeah, a Deadhead and a MSTie -- how sad is that?


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Brainpan. Lol, I love it.


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Hello Aileen. Just wanted to stop by and say I'm sorry that everyone seemed to misconstrue your points about Pearl-hate and sexism. Personally, I agree that it is suspect when people say "she ain't funny" and can't back it up. If people have reasons for not liking her or the Sci-fi era, I respectfully disagree. But I have no respect for knee-jerk reactions that are always unexamined but frequently espoused.


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So I get the impression that you like both hip-hop and cubism. I was just looking for a topic to blog about for one of my web marketing clients, and I thought you might find this interesting:

http://www.benzinga.com/pressreleases/14/07/p4687666/picassoul-classic-art-meets-urban-streetwear


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Hey, keep meaning 2 check in on u... Your absence is conspicuous & concerning. I'm hoping u r just planting & harvesting & cooking & preparing 4 a big ol party 4 all of us MSTIES...but...

Seriously, let us know u r ok, please? Hope all is wonderful your way so wonderful u just dont have time 4 us here!


Jaguar Wong Abides - over 5 years ago
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Really enjoyed Space Mutiny Day! ~Phantom Chicken~


Classicats - over 5 years ago
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You seem to have had a great idea, Clang. Everyone's getting way into Space Mutiny Day. I've been cracking up at the names and the posts since this morning.


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That was a lot of fun, Aileen!
I'm letting you have the last word. :)


Russ "Screw You, Greenland" Fry - almost 6 years ago
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I was watching 'Teenage Crimewave' the other night after the 'kishka' posting and noticed Mike singing something about "who stole my kishka" at the beginning of the space deli sketch... I looked it up and found this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAmLXrMv4-c
Ha, yeah, you're welcome ; )


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  2. The Magic Sword
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  3. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
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  4. Crash of the Moons
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  5. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
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  6. Puma Man
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  7. Alien from L.A.
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  8. Hobgoblins
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  9. Terror from the Year 5000
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  10. Hamlet
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  11. War of the Colossal Beast
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  12. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
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  13. The Rebel Set
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  14. Pod People
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  15. The Corpse Vanishes
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  16. Outlaw of Gor
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  17. Last of the Wild Horses
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  18. The Giant Spider Invasion
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  19. High School Big Shot
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  20. Escape 2000
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  21. Operation Double 007
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  22. The Unearthly
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  23. Monster A-Go Go
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  30. Future War
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  37. The Dead Talk Back
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  38. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
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  39. Gorgo
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  48. Radar Secret Service
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  54. Hercules Against the Moon Men
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  60. Lassie: The Painted Hills
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HBD to RT: They age, we get gifts!
Forum - 4 days ago
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Puppets and Stuff (and a shameless plug)
Forum - 29 days ago
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Hiya, guys! So, my question to you is: out of all of MST, what is your favorite puppetry moment in any of the episodes? It could be complex, or it could be super simple! My favorite moments involve Gypsy and Growler, because of the type of puppets they are and the intricacy in operating them. In fact, the original Gypsy was on a marching bass drum harness. That to me is super cool! Also, I've got a shameless plug to put at the end, here. I'm directing a puppetry tour in Berks County, Pennsylvania. If you know any puppeteers in that area, at all, I'd love to have them! We ended up having to go back into our script and re-write it from 6 people to four people. And the other two puppeteers we have aren't necessarily the most reliable. So, yeah. Just a plug. If you're interested, let me know!


The Wost Film of MST3K?
621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - over 4 years ago
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A lot of people wonder what the WORST film they ever did on MST3K was. IMO, there are five films which are so bad, they've fallen completely off the scale of composition, thoughtfulness, or simple good taste. These films are so bad, they each represent a singular atrocity, and to prioritize any one over the other is to neglect them all. They are, in no particular order:

The Beast of Yucca Flats
Manos: The Hands of Fate
Monster-A-Go-Go
Rocket Attack U.S.A.
The Castle of Fu Manchu

These films are so bad, so incomprehensibly, unfathomably vile, that each one must be seen to be believed. I think you would be right to say that any of these five movies are equally the worst films ever featured on MST3K


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ok two eyeliner jokes, do better guys. you have a b movie rife with female vampires who are searching for a new young queen to (seduce) There are literally a million lezbionic buttons you could be pushing here ;p

/vampyres


507 - I Accuse My Parents - over 6 years ago
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This episode is typical of so much winning material that came out of Season 5. It's just great all the way through.

Also, the opening invention would seem to indicate that the Mads have a walk-in oven. Why does that not surprise me...? :D


520 - Radar Secret Service - 11 months ago
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It's a sign. I was just deciding whether or not to watch another MST3K episode today. I'm on this one and I just heard a train go by. Clearly, I must watch this episode.


Forum - about 2 months ago
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just a quick remembrance for those who gave their lives so we can have the freedom to have our silly sites such as this. Thanks so much.


Anyone Seen Our Landlord Recently?
Forum - about 2 months ago
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That promise to reinstate the "Contact Me" function has been sitting there for 6 months, at least. :(

I hope he's still living.


New tour
Forum - about 2 months ago
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New movies, new cities, and Joel says it will be his last tour. https://mst3klive.com


Recent Riffs

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"Rose'bud..."


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"I left The Bangles for this?!"


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♫ "I don't know but I've been told... Comicon is oversold..." ♫


904 - Werewolf - over 6 years ago
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"Thanks for killing me and all our people! Enjoy our land!"


616 - Racket Girls - 10 months ago
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"This is the sequence John Wu directed."


616 - Racket Girls - 10 months ago
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"Uh, I'm a nude model for art students, too."


616 - Racket Girls - 10 months ago
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"I think maybe a second draft might've helped this movie."


616 - Racket Girls - 10 months ago
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"Women On The Verge Of A 3-Point Takedown."


616 - Racket Girls - 10 months ago
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"That's the spirit we need in our hookers!"


616 - Racket Girls - 10 months ago
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"It's that guy's seventh year in an unpaid internship."


616 - Racket Girls - 10 months ago
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"I'd say the D.A.R. fundraiser is going quite well."


616 - Racket Girls - 10 months ago
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"Boings all around."