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Aileen Smithee: The Horse Re-Upholsterer
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Camazotz: The Bat of Des - almost 2 years ago
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Gonna have to give me a while for the next installment of the Prehistory.


Finn Toozler - almost 2 years ago
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Wow, that's some whiplash, going from a Future War on Xmas to a Shiny New Year! (Seriously: nice retooling of the handle. Much as I laughed at [and with] the other one, this one seems armed with its own automatic bliss maker - valuable in any year, let alone this next one.) Thanks for the chuckles this last year, and wish you a good one ahead. Stay witty for wit's sake! :)


Phantom Chicken of Crank Whore - over 2 years ago
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Hey Aileen, Phantom Chicken has returned..at least for awhile..I still have Jaguar Wong in play also..Figured you saw the threads and probably already knew but us 'Old Folks' sometimes need reminding ;o)


The Count Abides - over 2 years ago
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I found the JIMM Son of Saturns :o) I have the whole set #1-12...after I finish reading them your welcome to them, if you like? Colan covers and interiors!


The Count Abides - over 2 years ago
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Ok..I'm game..what's the link to the RIFF site..


The Count Abides - over 2 years ago
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Mr. Potroast must be very happy. I flipped it over to the game and it was 4 - 0 already...Wow!


Kent Allard - over 2 years ago
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Missed you terribly, glad to see you even briefly!


The Count Abides - almost 3 years ago
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Hey Aileen, just wondering how things have been going for you and all. I don't come on the Club very often anymore but occasionally check in to see if any of the Old Gang is still alive. Hope all is well and don't be such a stranger :) BTW, in case you were scratching your head and going who the heck is Jaguar Wong(it's me Phantom Chicken)


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So long, and thanks for all the Aileen Smithee.


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Hey, just got your message on Twitter, and followed you back. Y'know, I thought your name sounded familiar somehow, but I just couldn't place it. Great getting back in touch again!

Yeah, a Deadhead and a MSTie -- how sad is that?


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Brainpan. Lol, I love it.


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Hello Aileen. Just wanted to stop by and say I'm sorry that everyone seemed to misconstrue your points about Pearl-hate and sexism. Personally, I agree that it is suspect when people say "she ain't funny" and can't back it up. If people have reasons for not liking her or the Sci-fi era, I respectfully disagree. But I have no respect for knee-jerk reactions that are always unexamined but frequently espoused.


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So I get the impression that you like both hip-hop and cubism. I was just looking for a topic to blog about for one of my web marketing clients, and I thought you might find this interesting:

http://www.benzinga.com/pressreleases/14/07/p4687666/picassoul-classic-art-meets-urban-streetwear


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Hey, keep meaning 2 check in on u... Your absence is conspicuous & concerning. I'm hoping u r just planting & harvesting & cooking & preparing 4 a big ol party 4 all of us MSTIES...but...

Seriously, let us know u r ok, please? Hope all is wonderful your way so wonderful u just dont have time 4 us here!


The Count Abides - over 5 years ago
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Really enjoyed Space Mutiny Day! ~Phantom Chicken~


Classicats - over 5 years ago
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You seem to have had a great idea, Clang. Everyone's getting way into Space Mutiny Day. I've been cracking up at the names and the posts since this morning.


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That was a lot of fun, Aileen!
I'm letting you have the last word. :)


Russ "Screw You, Greenland" Fry - about 6 years ago
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I was watching 'Teenage Crimewave' the other night after the 'kishka' posting and noticed Mike singing something about "who stole my kishka" at the beginning of the space deli sketch... I looked it up and found this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAmLXrMv4-c
Ha, yeah, you're welcome ; )


Favorite Episodes

  1. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    217
  2. The Magic Sword
    206
  3. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    253
  4. Crash of the Moons
    172
  5. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    225
  6. Puma Man
    514
  7. Alien from L.A.
    277
  8. Hobgoblins
    392
  9. Terror from the Year 5000
    245
  10. Hamlet
    176
  11. War of the Colossal Beast
    227
  12. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    219
  13. The Rebel Set
    161
  14. Pod People
    566
  15. The Corpse Vanishes
    153
  16. Outlaw of Gor
    317
  17. Last of the Wild Horses
    163
  18. The Giant Spider Invasion
    349
  19. High School Big Shot
    189
  20. Escape 2000
    255
  21. Operation Double 007
    235
  22. The Unearthly
    203
  23. Monster A-Go Go
    340
  24. I Accuse My Parents
    406
  25. Cave Dwellers
    433
  26. Jack Frost
    334
  27. Time Chasers
    435
  28. Track of the Moon Beast
    281
  29. It Lives by Night
    171
  30. Future War
    263
  31. Daddy-O
    251
  32. Mitchell
    578
  33. Master Ninja I
    255
  34. First Spaceship on Venus
    156
  35. Warrior of the Lost World
    332
  36. 12 to the Moon
    204
  37. The Dead Talk Back
    279
  38. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    336
  39. Gorgo
    177
  40. Invasion USA
    177
  41. The Human Duplicators
    207
  42. Being from Another Planet
    196
  43. Hercules Unchained
    184
  44. Bride of the Monster
    235
  45. The Day the Earth Froze
    278
  46. Santa Claus
    292
  47. Racket Girls
    173
  48. Radar Secret Service
    224
  49. Night of the Blood Beast
    317
  50. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    257
  51. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    298
  52. The Crawling Hand
    162
  53. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    206
  54. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    219
  55. Mighty Jack
    173
  56. The Atomic Brain
    170
  57. The Sword and the Dragon
    223
  58. Zombie Nightmare
    305
  59. Gamera vs. Barugon
    176
  60. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    155
  61. Robot Holocaust
    158
  62. The Giant Gila Monster
    256
  63. City Limits
    172
  64. The Phantom Planet
    223
  65. Invaders from the Deep
    39
  66. Swamp Diamonds
    153
  67. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    340

Recent Comments with recent replies

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians vs Santa Claus
Forum - about 23 hours ago
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Not only are we fueling the Mike vs Joel debate, but we're also fueling the Dropo vs Lupita debate...and I think we know the answer to that one...
But seriously: Which episode do you think is the better riff, better host segments, and the most laughs?

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is a favorite of mine. It's how I found out about the show. I'd say the host segments are better. However, overall Santa Claus is a better episode in terms of riffs and is just a funnier episode, overall. But to answer your question, while Lupita could kick Dropo's ass by hand, Dropo has that techno-voodoo. In a pure match, Lupita wins, but in a hardcore match, Dropo wins.


Forum - 19 days ago
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I noticed that experiment 209 - The Hellcats had a low laugh-rating, and wondered why. So, I took a look at the riffs, and they're sharp and zesty, so why the low rating? Then I started watching the experiment... and finally decided that the movie itself is such a dog, it just wasn't worth sitting through to get to the riffs. Even Kitten with a Whip and Castle of Fu Manchu get more love.

But 113 people evidently see it as a sparkling delight. What are your thoughts...?


Not THAT Easton! The OTHER One!!
Forum - 9 days ago
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Thrill as we learn that the king of creepy old farm dudes in bad movies was actually [bleep]ing talented and cool! (Special thanks to my buddy W.W. over at Mastodon.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB5GsgdH5fc&feature=youtu.be


Forum - 18 days ago
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The latest Kickstarter email I got made it official -- no new episodes on Netflix. Sad mostly in that they didn't ever realize the chemistry and spirit of the original. Joel seems to have plans for the future but he's not letting on.


SPECIAL SUPPLEMENTAL TURKEY DAY NCNL
Forum - 14 days ago
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Accorded via a dispensation from Pope Des, a second portion of Turkey Day NCNL- Supersized!


Whizzo the Clown
Forum - 23 days ago
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So, personally I have no idea what it's like to be on crystal meth, but I feel pretty certain it'd be a lot like watching Christmas Circus, starring the cranked up, closeted child serial murderer (I have no actual proof of this but... come on, we all know it's true) Whizzo the Clown. The years of therapy needed for the poor children who managed to make it out alive must be truly staggering. To quote a great TV doctor.... "Oh, the pain... the pain."


Early Christmas Present NCNL
Forum - 9 days ago
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Bah! Boiled candy!


Asking for it!
Forum - 13 days ago
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What movies have you seen that are asking for a good riffing (or helping into a gas station $0.50 DVD bargain bin).

This week: "The Alien Dead": so bad it made Galaxy Invader look like Kubrick.

What movies have you seen this year that are asking for it?


Recent Riffs

808 - The She-Creature - over 6 years ago
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"The only person who can save our country is Rufus T. Firefly!"


207 - Wild Rebels - almost 7 years ago
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"Hey, lookit' all those books up there: Leaves of Grass, Trump: The Art of the Deal, Mein Kampf, The Essays of Pat Buchanan..."


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"Rose'bud..."


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"I left The Bangles for this?!"


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♫ "I don't know but I've been told... Comicon is oversold..." ♫


904 - Werewolf - almost 7 years ago
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"Thanks for killing me and all our people! Enjoy our land!"


616 - Racket Girls - about 1 year ago
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"This is the sequence John Wu directed."


616 - Racket Girls - about 1 year ago
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"Uh, I'm a nude model for art students, too."


616 - Racket Girls - about 1 year ago
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"I think maybe a second draft might've helped this movie."


616 - Racket Girls - about 1 year ago
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"Women On The Verge Of A 3-Point Takedown."


616 - Racket Girls - about 1 year ago
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"That's the spirit we need in our hookers!"


616 - Racket Girls - about 1 year ago
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"It's that guy's seventh year in an unpaid internship."