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Favorite Episodes
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Secret Agent Super Dragon
217
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The Magic Sword
206
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Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
253
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Crash of the Moons
172
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The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
225
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Puma Man
514
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Alien from L.A.
277
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Hobgoblins
392
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Terror from the Year 5000
245
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Hamlet
176
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War of the Colossal Beast
227
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The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
219
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The Rebel Set
161
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Pod People
566
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The Corpse Vanishes
153
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Outlaw of Gor
317
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Last of the Wild Horses
163
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The Giant Spider Invasion
349
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High School Big Shot
189
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Escape 2000
255
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Operation Double 007
235
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The Unearthly
203
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Monster A-Go Go
340
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I Accuse My Parents
406
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Cave Dwellers
433
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Jack Frost
334
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Time Chasers
435
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Track of the Moon Beast
281
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It Lives by Night
171
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Future War
263
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Daddy-O
251
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Mitchell
578
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Master Ninja I
255
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First Spaceship on Venus
156
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Warrior of the Lost World
332
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12 to the Moon
204
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The Dead Talk Back
279
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Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
336
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Gorgo
177
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Invasion USA
177
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The Human Duplicators
207
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Being from Another Planet
196
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Hercules Unchained
184
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Bride of the Monster
235
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The Day the Earth Froze
278
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Santa Claus
292
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Racket Girls
173
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Radar Secret Service
224
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Night of the Blood Beast
317
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The Beast of Yucca Flats
257
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Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
298
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The Crawling Hand
162
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The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
206
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Hercules Against the Moon Men
219
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Mighty Jack
173
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The Atomic Brain
170
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The Sword and the Dragon
223
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Zombie Nightmare
305
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Gamera vs. Barugon
176
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Lassie: The Painted Hills
155
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Robot Holocaust
158
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The Giant Gila Monster
256
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City Limits
172
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The Phantom Planet
223
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Invaders from the Deep
39
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Swamp Diamonds
153
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The Brain that Wouldn't Die
340
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Recent Riffs

808 - The She-Creature
- over 6 years ago
"The only person who can save our country is Rufus T. Firefly!"

207 - Wild Rebels
- almost 7 years ago
"Hey, lookit' all those books up there: Leaves of Grass, Trump: The Art of the Deal, Mein Kampf, The Essays of Pat Buchanan..."

1111 - Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II
- 11 months ago
♫ "I don't know but I've been told... Comicon is oversold..." ♫
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Not only are we fueling the Mike vs Joel debate, but we're also fueling the Dropo vs Lupita debate...and I think we know the answer to that one...
But seriously: Which episode do you think is the better riff, better host segments, and the most laughs?
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is a favorite of mine. It's how I found out about the show. I'd say the host segments are better. However, overall Santa Claus is a better episode in terms of riffs and is just a funnier episode, overall. But to answer your question, while Lupita could kick Dropo's ass by hand, Dropo has that techno-voodoo. In a pure match, Lupita wins, but in a hardcore match, Dropo wins.
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I noticed that experiment 209 - The Hellcats had a low laugh-rating, and wondered why. So, I took a look at the riffs, and they're sharp and zesty, so why the low rating? Then I started watching the experiment... and finally decided that the movie itself is such a dog, it just wasn't worth sitting through to get to the riffs. Even Kitten with a Whip and Castle of Fu Manchu get more love.
But 113 people evidently see it as a sparkling delight. What are your thoughts...?
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Thrill as we learn that the king of creepy old farm dudes in bad movies was actually [bleep]ing talented and cool! (Special thanks to my buddy W.W. over at Mastodon.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB5GsgdH5fc&feature=youtu.be
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The latest Kickstarter email I got made it official -- no new episodes on Netflix. Sad mostly in that they didn't ever realize the chemistry and spirit of the original. Joel seems to have plans for the future but he's not letting on.
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Accorded via a dispensation from Pope Des, a second portion of Turkey Day NCNL- Supersized!
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So, personally I have no idea what it's like to be on crystal meth, but I feel pretty certain it'd be a lot like watching Christmas Circus, starring the cranked up, closeted child serial murderer (I have no actual proof of this but... come on, we all know it's true) Whizzo the Clown. The years of therapy needed for the poor children who managed to make it out alive must be truly staggering. To quote a great TV doctor.... "Oh, the pain... the pain."
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Bah! Boiled candy!

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What movies have you seen that are asking for a good riffing (or helping into a gas station $0.50 DVD bargain bin).
This week: "The Alien Dead": so bad it made Galaxy Invader look like Kubrick.
What movies have you seen this year that are asking for it?