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Aileen Smithee Forgot To Close All The Time Portholes
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Camazotz: The Bat of Des - over 2 years ago
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Gonna have to give me a while for the next installment of the Prehistory.


Finn Toozler - over 2 years ago
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Wow, that's some whiplash, going from a Future War on Xmas to a Shiny New Year! (Seriously: nice retooling of the handle. Much as I laughed at [and with] the other one, this one seems armed with its own automatic bliss maker - valuable in any year, let alone this next one.) Thanks for the chuckles this last year, and wish you a good one ahead. Stay witty for wit's sake! :)


Phantom Chicken of Crank Whore - over 2 years ago
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Hey Aileen, Phantom Chicken has returned..at least for awhile..I still have Jaguar Wong in play also..Figured you saw the threads and probably already knew but us 'Old Folks' sometimes need reminding ;o)


Jet Jaguar Abides - almost 3 years ago
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I found the JIMM Son of Saturns :o) I have the whole set #1-12...after I finish reading them your welcome to them, if you like? Colan covers and interiors!


Jet Jaguar Abides - almost 3 years ago
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Ok..I'm game..what's the link to the RIFF site..


Jet Jaguar Abides - almost 3 years ago
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Mr. Potroast must be very happy. I flipped it over to the game and it was 4 - 0 already...Wow!


Kent Allard - almost 3 years ago
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Missed you terribly, glad to see you even briefly!


Jet Jaguar Abides - over 3 years ago
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Hey Aileen, just wondering how things have been going for you and all. I don't come on the Club very often anymore but occasionally check in to see if any of the Old Gang is still alive. Hope all is well and don't be such a stranger :) BTW, in case you were scratching your head and going who the heck is Jaguar Wong(it's me Phantom Chicken)


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So long, and thanks for all the Aileen Smithee.


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Hey, just got your message on Twitter, and followed you back. Y'know, I thought your name sounded familiar somehow, but I just couldn't place it. Great getting back in touch again!

Yeah, a Deadhead and a MSTie -- how sad is that?


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Brainpan. Lol, I love it.


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Hello Aileen. Just wanted to stop by and say I'm sorry that everyone seemed to misconstrue your points about Pearl-hate and sexism. Personally, I agree that it is suspect when people say "she ain't funny" and can't back it up. If people have reasons for not liking her or the Sci-fi era, I respectfully disagree. But I have no respect for knee-jerk reactions that are always unexamined but frequently espoused.


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So I get the impression that you like both hip-hop and cubism. I was just looking for a topic to blog about for one of my web marketing clients, and I thought you might find this interesting:

http://www.benzinga.com/pressreleases/14/07/p4687666/picassoul-classic-art-meets-urban-streetwear


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Hey, keep meaning 2 check in on u... Your absence is conspicuous & concerning. I'm hoping u r just planting & harvesting & cooking & preparing 4 a big ol party 4 all of us MSTIES...but...

Seriously, let us know u r ok, please? Hope all is wonderful your way so wonderful u just dont have time 4 us here!


Jet Jaguar Abides - almost 6 years ago
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Really enjoyed Space Mutiny Day! ~Phantom Chicken~


Classicats - almost 6 years ago
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You seem to have had a great idea, Clang. Everyone's getting way into Space Mutiny Day. I've been cracking up at the names and the posts since this morning.


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That was a lot of fun, Aileen!
I'm letting you have the last word. :)


Russ "Screw You, Greenland" Fry - over 6 years ago
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I was watching 'Teenage Crimewave' the other night after the 'kishka' posting and noticed Mike singing something about "who stole my kishka" at the beginning of the space deli sketch... I looked it up and found this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAmLXrMv4-c
Ha, yeah, you're welcome ; )


Favorite Episodes

  1. Secret Agent Super Dragon
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  2. The Magic Sword
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  3. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    255
  4. Crash of the Moons
    176
  5. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    228
  6. Puma Man
    527
  7. Alien from L.A.
    280
  8. Hobgoblins
    401
  9. Terror from the Year 5000
    251
  10. Hamlet
    178
  11. War of the Colossal Beast
    231
  12. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    223
  13. The Rebel Set
    166
  14. Pod People
    571
  15. The Corpse Vanishes
    152
  16. Outlaw of Gor
    326
  17. Last of the Wild Horses
    164
  18. The Giant Spider Invasion
    356
  19. High School Big Shot
    192
  20. Escape 2000
    262
  21. Operation Double 007
    237
  22. The Unearthly
    205
  23. Monster A-Go Go
    348
  24. I Accuse My Parents
    413
  25. Cave Dwellers
    442
  26. Jack Frost
    340
  27. Time Chasers
    442
  28. Track of the Moon Beast
    287
  29. It Lives by Night
    172
  30. Future War
    270
  31. Daddy-O
    253
  32. Mitchell
    588
  33. Master Ninja I
    259
  34. First Spaceship on Venus
    157
  35. Warrior of the Lost World
    337
  36. 12 to the Moon
    209
  37. The Dead Talk Back
    285
  38. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    338
  39. Gorgo
    178
  40. Invasion USA
    181
  41. The Human Duplicators
    211
  42. Being from Another Planet
    196
  43. Hercules Unchained
    188
  44. Bride of the Monster
    241
  45. The Day the Earth Froze
    280
  46. Santa Claus
    300
  47. Racket Girls
    178
  48. Radar Secret Service
    229
  49. Night of the Blood Beast
    322
  50. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    260
  51. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    299
  52. The Crawling Hand
    164
  53. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    209
  54. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    224
  55. Mighty Jack
    173
  56. The Atomic Brain
    172
  57. The Sword and the Dragon
    226
  58. Zombie Nightmare
    307
  59. Gamera vs. Barugon
    176
  60. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    160
  61. Robot Holocaust
    160
  62. The Giant Gila Monster
    265
  63. City Limits
    172
  64. The Phantom Planet
    227
  65. Invaders from the Deep
    41
  66. Swamp Diamonds
    158
  67. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    348

Recent Comments with recent replies

OT: Ham-A-Lama-Ding-Dong
Forum - 3 days ago
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OK, so I actually got this 1962 wonder spruced up and re-posted before we were all placed under house arrest. It turned out pretty well. If you enjoy it, why not view the whole set?

Party... With Meat Power, 1962

Party on!! ;)


NCNL
Forum - 3 days ago
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NCNL. You know the rules. You flout them and laigh. Severe chastiement will come to you at some point....when I get round to it.
Meanwhile... don't you dare....


Joel Vs Mike
Forum - 8 days ago
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So i know a bit about why Joel left but i was wondering how original Comedy Central mst3k fans reacted to Mike as the new human host? Is it ever explained what happened to him once he left the satellite of love?


Forum - 13 days ago
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What is your least favorite episode of Season 10?


Other Vids
Forum - 19 days ago
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There is some cool stuff in Other Vids: what do you recommend and NOT recommend?

RECOMMEND: Manos the Hands of Felt, all of the Film Crew stuff (Cinematic Titanic seems to be all dead links)

NOT RECOMMEND; Cartoon Dump and any of the Final Sacrifice spoofs (2 and 3).


Recent Riffs

303 - Pod People - over 5 years ago
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"So, what can I get you? Ouzo? Vodka? Sambuca? Pernod? Frangelica? Blue Curacao? Glenmorangie? B&B? Hennessy? Tanqueray? 100-Year-Old Brandy?"


416 - Fire Maidens of Outer Space - almost 7 years ago
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"What's this?! Femme Fatales dancing Dervishly to tantalize our Dynamic Duo?"


107 - Robot Monster - about 7 years ago
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"This is Buddhist: You create us to suffer!"


804 - The Deadly Mantis - almost 7 years ago
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"She's wearing a good, Republican cloth coat."


804 - The Deadly Mantis - almost 7 years ago
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"Oh, that Bob Dornan!" [chuckle]


808 - The She-Creature - almost 7 years ago
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"The only person who can save our country is Rufus T. Firefly!"


207 - Wild Rebels - about 7 years ago
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"Hey, lookit' all those books up there: Leaves of Grass, Trump: The Art of the Deal, Mein Kampf, The Essays of Pat Buchanan..."


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"Rose'bud..."


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"I left The Bangles for this?!"


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♫ "I don't know but I've been told... Comicon is oversold..." ♫


904 - Werewolf - about 7 years ago
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"Thanks for killing me and all our people! Enjoy our land!"


616 - Racket Girls - over 1 year ago
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"This is the sequence John Wu directed."