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Aileen Smithee's Bad Movie Love Cult
In Vanity, OR

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Gonna have to give me a while for the next installment of the Prehistory.


Finn Toozler - about 1 year ago
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Wow, that's some whiplash, going from a Future War on Xmas to a Shiny New Year! (Seriously: nice retooling of the handle. Much as I laughed at [and with] the other one, this one seems armed with its own automatic bliss maker - valuable in any year, let alone this next one.) Thanks for the chuckles this last year, and wish you a good one ahead. Stay witty for wit's sake! :)


Phantom Chicken of Crank Whore - over 1 year ago
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Hey Aileen, Phantom Chicken has returned..at least for awhile..I still have Jaguar Wong in play also..Figured you saw the threads and probably already knew but us 'Old Folks' sometimes need reminding ;o)


Jaguar Wong Abides - over 1 year ago
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I found the JIMM Son of Saturns :o) I have the whole set #1-12...after I finish reading them your welcome to them, if you like? Colan covers and interiors!


Jaguar Wong Abides - over 1 year ago
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Ok..I'm game..what's the link to the RIFF site..


Jaguar Wong Abides - over 1 year ago
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Mr. Potroast must be very happy. I flipped it over to the game and it was 4 - 0 already...Wow!


Kent Allard - over 1 year ago
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Missed you terribly, glad to see you even briefly!


Jaguar Wong Abides - about 2 years ago
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Hey Aileen, just wondering how things have been going for you and all. I don't come on the Club very often anymore but occasionally check in to see if any of the Old Gang is still alive. Hope all is well and don't be such a stranger :) BTW, in case you were scratching your head and going who the heck is Jaguar Wong(it's me Phantom Chicken)


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So long, and thanks for all the Aileen Smithee.


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Hey, just got your message on Twitter, and followed you back. Y'know, I thought your name sounded familiar somehow, but I just couldn't place it. Great getting back in touch again!

Yeah, a Deadhead and a MSTie -- how sad is that?


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Brainpan. Lol, I love it.


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Hello Aileen. Just wanted to stop by and say I'm sorry that everyone seemed to misconstrue your points about Pearl-hate and sexism. Personally, I agree that it is suspect when people say "she ain't funny" and can't back it up. If people have reasons for not liking her or the Sci-fi era, I respectfully disagree. But I have no respect for knee-jerk reactions that are always unexamined but frequently espoused.


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So I get the impression that you like both hip-hop and cubism. I was just looking for a topic to blog about for one of my web marketing clients, and I thought you might find this interesting:

http://www.benzinga.com/pressreleases/14/07/p4687666/picassoul-classic-art-meets-urban-streetwear


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Hey, keep meaning 2 check in on u... Your absence is conspicuous & concerning. I'm hoping u r just planting & harvesting & cooking & preparing 4 a big ol party 4 all of us MSTIES...but...

Seriously, let us know u r ok, please? Hope all is wonderful your way so wonderful u just dont have time 4 us here!


Jaguar Wong Abides - almost 5 years ago
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Really enjoyed Space Mutiny Day! ~Phantom Chicken~


Classicats - almost 5 years ago
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You seem to have had a great idea, Clang. Everyone's getting way into Space Mutiny Day. I've been cracking up at the names and the posts since this morning.


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That was a lot of fun, Aileen!
I'm letting you have the last word. :)


Russ "Screw You, Greenland" Fry - over 5 years ago
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I was watching 'Teenage Crimewave' the other night after the 'kishka' posting and noticed Mike singing something about "who stole my kishka" at the beginning of the space deli sketch... I looked it up and found this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAmLXrMv4-c
Ha, yeah, you're welcome ; )


Favorite Episodes

  1. Secret Agent Super Dragon
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  2. The Magic Sword
    197
  3. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    242
  4. Crash of the Moons
    162
  5. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    216
  6. Puma Man
    495
  7. Alien from L.A.
    261
  8. Hobgoblins
    373
  9. Terror from the Year 5000
    231
  10. Hamlet
    172
  11. War of the Colossal Beast
    211
  12. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    204
  13. The Rebel Set
    154
  14. Pod People
    535
  15. The Corpse Vanishes
    143
  16. Outlaw of Gor
    300
  17. Last of the Wild Horses
    154
  18. The Giant Spider Invasion
    328
  19. High School Big Shot
    178
  20. Escape 2000
    243
  21. Operation Double 007
    223
  22. The Unearthly
    188
  23. Monster A-Go Go
    326
  24. I Accuse My Parents
    389
  25. Cave Dwellers
    413
  26. Jack Frost
    312
  27. Time Chasers
    418
  28. Track of the Moon Beast
    262
  29. It Lives by Night
    164
  30. Future War
    247
  31. Daddy-O
    237
  32. Mitchell
    555
  33. Master Ninja I
    243
  34. First Spaceship on Venus
    147
  35. Warrior of the Lost World
    312
  36. 12 to the Moon
    193
  37. The Dead Talk Back
    273
  38. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    320
  39. Gorgo
    162
  40. Invasion USA
    168
  41. The Human Duplicators
    197
  42. Being from Another Planet
    186
  43. Hercules Unchained
    174
  44. Bride of the Monster
    222
  45. The Day the Earth Froze
    259
  46. Santa Claus
    276
  47. Racket Girls
    164
  48. Radar Secret Service
    210
  49. Night of the Blood Beast
    300
  50. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    245
  51. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    284
  52. The Crawling Hand
    150
  53. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    194
  54. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    202
  55. Mighty Jack
    162
  56. The Atomic Brain
    161
  57. The Sword and the Dragon
    212
  58. Zombie Nightmare
    290
  59. Gamera vs. Barugon
    164
  60. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    146
  61. Robot Holocaust
    145
  62. The Giant Gila Monster
    238
  63. City Limits
    162
  64. The Phantom Planet
    208
  65. Invaders from the Deep
    36
  66. Swamp Diamonds
    146
  67. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    324

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NCNL 2019 #2
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Everyone remember the rules? I've forgotten them.


Happy Birthday, Jim Stafford
Forum - 5 days ago
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...and in his honor, of course was my celebratory viewing of Riding With Death.

"Yeah, it sure did spread outward from my body..."
–Mike Nelson


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It's glorious when everyone joins in on the ridiculous wordless singing at the end.


NCNL 2019 #1
Forum - 8 days ago
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Lana Clarkson AMATHEA murdered by Phil Spector 2003
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Lana Clarkson was in this movie and I'm actually surprised there were no glancing riffs on Phil Spector. Crow would have eaten that up.


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Tyor is such a little turd in so many different ways. So many different roundhouse-to-the-face-worthy ways.


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Rumor has it that Joel Hodgson thought going back to the well for the sequel was a mistake. Nah. Once my shock at the astounding cheapness wore off, I really embraced the nonsense and the riffs. Even if they didn't come thick and fast enough for some other old-timers' tastes.


"We'll send him awesome movies, the best that we can find..."
Forum - 21 days ago
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Say Kinga completely blew a fuse and decided to Kingachrome up a certifiably-great film to Jonah and the Bots, and challenge them to make it funny (a la Rifftrax taking on things like Casablanca and The Wrath of Khan).

Which undeniably *great* film would you love to see the current SOL crew take on?


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That lion-dog-opotamus just loves life you know...


Fill in the Blanks with Your Favorite Rifftrax Wedding Vows or Other Wedding Riffs
Forum - about 1 month ago
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Example: You know..I could honestly spend the rest of my life watching you wait to die ... Ah, my wedding vows

Radical Jack


Recent Riffs

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"Rose'bud..."


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"I left The Bangles for this?!"


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♫ "I don't know but I've been told... Comicon is oversold..." ♫


904 - Werewolf - almost 6 years ago
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"Thanks for killing me and all our people! Enjoy our land!"


616 - Racket Girls - 4 months ago
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"This is the sequence John Wu directed."


616 - Racket Girls - 4 months ago
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"Uh, I'm a nude model for art students, too."


616 - Racket Girls - 4 months ago
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"I think maybe a second draft might've helped this movie."


616 - Racket Girls - 4 months ago
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"Women On The Verge Of A 3-Point Takedown."


616 - Racket Girls - 4 months ago
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"That's the spirit we need in our hookers!"


616 - Racket Girls - 4 months ago
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"It's that guy's seventh year in an unpaid internship."


616 - Racket Girls - 4 months ago
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"I'd say the D.A.R. fundraiser is going quite well."


616 - Racket Girls - 4 months ago
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"Boings all around."