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Aileen Smithee Will NOT Make The Knee Test
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UncleDes - over 1 year ago
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Gonna have to give me a while for the next installment of the Prehistory.


Finn Toozler - over 1 year ago
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Wow, that's some whiplash, going from a Future War on Xmas to a Shiny New Year! (Seriously: nice retooling of the handle. Much as I laughed at [and with] the other one, this one seems armed with its own automatic bliss maker - valuable in any year, let alone this next one.) Thanks for the chuckles this last year, and wish you a good one ahead. Stay witty for wit's sake! :)


Phantom Chicken of Crank Whore - almost 2 years ago
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Hey Aileen, Phantom Chicken has returned..at least for awhile..I still have Jaguar Wong in play also..Figured you saw the threads and probably already knew but us 'Old Folks' sometimes need reminding ;o)


Jaguar Wong Abides - almost 2 years ago
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I found the JIMM Son of Saturns :o) I have the whole set #1-12...after I finish reading them your welcome to them, if you like? Colan covers and interiors!


Jaguar Wong Abides - about 2 years ago
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Ok..I'm game..what's the link to the RIFF site..


Jaguar Wong Abides - almost 2 years ago
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Mr. Potroast must be very happy. I flipped it over to the game and it was 4 - 0 already...Wow!


Kent Allard - about 2 years ago
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Missed you terribly, glad to see you even briefly!


Jaguar Wong Abides - over 2 years ago
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Hey Aileen, just wondering how things have been going for you and all. I don't come on the Club very often anymore but occasionally check in to see if any of the Old Gang is still alive. Hope all is well and don't be such a stranger :) BTW, in case you were scratching your head and going who the heck is Jaguar Wong(it's me Phantom Chicken)


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So long, and thanks for all the Aileen Smithee.


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Hey, just got your message on Twitter, and followed you back. Y'know, I thought your name sounded familiar somehow, but I just couldn't place it. Great getting back in touch again!

Yeah, a Deadhead and a MSTie -- how sad is that?


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Brainpan. Lol, I love it.


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Hello Aileen. Just wanted to stop by and say I'm sorry that everyone seemed to misconstrue your points about Pearl-hate and sexism. Personally, I agree that it is suspect when people say "she ain't funny" and can't back it up. If people have reasons for not liking her or the Sci-fi era, I respectfully disagree. But I have no respect for knee-jerk reactions that are always unexamined but frequently espoused.


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So I get the impression that you like both hip-hop and cubism. I was just looking for a topic to blog about for one of my web marketing clients, and I thought you might find this interesting:

http://www.benzinga.com/pressreleases/14/07/p4687666/picassoul-classic-art-meets-urban-streetwear


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Hey, keep meaning 2 check in on u... Your absence is conspicuous & concerning. I'm hoping u r just planting & harvesting & cooking & preparing 4 a big ol party 4 all of us MSTIES...but...

Seriously, let us know u r ok, please? Hope all is wonderful your way so wonderful u just dont have time 4 us here!


Jaguar Wong Abides - about 5 years ago
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Really enjoyed Space Mutiny Day! ~Phantom Chicken~


Classicats - about 5 years ago
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You seem to have had a great idea, Clang. Everyone's getting way into Space Mutiny Day. I've been cracking up at the names and the posts since this morning.


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That was a lot of fun, Aileen!
I'm letting you have the last word. :)


Russ "Screw You, Greenland" Fry - over 5 years ago
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I was watching 'Teenage Crimewave' the other night after the 'kishka' posting and noticed Mike singing something about "who stole my kishka" at the beginning of the space deli sketch... I looked it up and found this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAmLXrMv4-c
Ha, yeah, you're welcome ; )


Favorite Episodes

  1. Secret Agent Super Dragon
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  2. The Magic Sword
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  3. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
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  4. Crash of the Moons
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  5. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
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  6. Puma Man
    502
  7. Alien from L.A.
    268
  8. Hobgoblins
    379
  9. Terror from the Year 5000
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  10. Hamlet
    176
  11. War of the Colossal Beast
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  12. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    209
  13. The Rebel Set
    156
  14. Pod People
    550
  15. The Corpse Vanishes
    148
  16. Outlaw of Gor
    307
  17. Last of the Wild Horses
    158
  18. The Giant Spider Invasion
    334
  19. High School Big Shot
    184
  20. Escape 2000
    249
  21. Operation Double 007
    227
  22. The Unearthly
    194
  23. Monster A-Go Go
    330
  24. I Accuse My Parents
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  25. Cave Dwellers
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  26. Jack Frost
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  27. Time Chasers
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  28. Track of the Moon Beast
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  29. It Lives by Night
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  30. Future War
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  31. Daddy-O
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  32. Mitchell
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  33. Master Ninja I
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  34. First Spaceship on Venus
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  35. Warrior of the Lost World
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  36. 12 to the Moon
    198
  37. The Dead Talk Back
    276
  38. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
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  39. Gorgo
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  40. Invasion USA
    171
  41. The Human Duplicators
    201
  42. Being from Another Planet
    190
  43. Hercules Unchained
    177
  44. Bride of the Monster
    227
  45. The Day the Earth Froze
    268
  46. Santa Claus
    286
  47. Racket Girls
    167
  48. Radar Secret Service
    216
  49. Night of the Blood Beast
    306
  50. The Beast of Yucca Flats
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  51. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    287
  52. The Crawling Hand
    155
  53. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    197
  54. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    207
  55. Mighty Jack
    166
  56. The Atomic Brain
    164
  57. The Sword and the Dragon
    215
  58. Zombie Nightmare
    295
  59. Gamera vs. Barugon
    168
  60. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    151
  61. Robot Holocaust
    148
  62. The Giant Gila Monster
    246
  63. City Limits
    168
  64. The Phantom Planet
    212
  65. Invaders from the Deep
    36
  66. Swamp Diamonds
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  67. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
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RIFF of the DAY .... MOTHER'S DAY EDITION
Forum - 7 days ago
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Oh, Mom's swell ... LIAR! LIAR! LIAR!

I Accuse My Parents


Good God. Real Unhappy Meals
Forum - 6 days ago
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What th' !??!??!?!?!!
Forum - 5 days ago
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RIP Dorf. Short guy, long on laughs. I first saw Tim Conway on McHale's Navy and didn't realize how hilarious he was until much later. As a parent I loved hearing him and Ernest Borgnine together again on SpongeBob.


RIFF of the DAY
Forum - 12 days ago
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The long wait began...and you're going to see every minute of it.

Monster A Go Go


Rifftrax: Mother's Day of a Sale
Forum - 8 days ago
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15% off titles through Monday 5/13 at 11:59PM PT with the code MOTHER at checkout. Good on almost anything* whether your childhood's payback leans toward "Life in the Suburbs" and "High School Hero" or more toward "Zombie: I Eat Your Skin" and "She Demons," there's something for every mom.**

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NCNL XIII
Forum - 9 days ago
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You have been very good about no laighs so well done.


Who Else Shoulda' Been The Hero Of The Movie?
Forum - 10 days ago
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I mean, besides the oft-mentioned Vadinho, and Eulabelle.

My personal favorites would be the junkyard cats from The Crawling Hand, since no one else lifts a finger (or footpad) to stop the beast. Also, Alma from Squirm, just because of her snappy wardrobe and worm-evasion skills.


Recent Riffs

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"Rose'bud..."


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"I left The Bangles for this?!"


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♫ "I don't know but I've been told... Comicon is oversold..." ♫


904 - Werewolf - about 6 years ago
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"Thanks for killing me and all our people! Enjoy our land!"


616 - Racket Girls - 8 months ago
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"This is the sequence John Wu directed."


616 - Racket Girls - 8 months ago
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"Uh, I'm a nude model for art students, too."


616 - Racket Girls - 8 months ago
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"I think maybe a second draft might've helped this movie."


616 - Racket Girls - 8 months ago
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"Women On The Verge Of A 3-Point Takedown."


616 - Racket Girls - 8 months ago
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"That's the spirit we need in our hookers!"


616 - Racket Girls - 8 months ago
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"It's that guy's seventh year in an unpaid internship."


616 - Racket Girls - 8 months ago
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"I'd say the D.A.R. fundraiser is going quite well."


616 - Racket Girls - 8 months ago
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"Boings all around."