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Aileen Smithee Will Crush Grape Jelly My Neck Until The Cows Come Home
In Vanity, OR

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Camazotz: The Bat of Des - over 2 years ago
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Gonna have to give me a while for the next installment of the Prehistory.


Finn Toozler - over 2 years ago
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Wow, that's some whiplash, going from a Future War on Xmas to a Shiny New Year! (Seriously: nice retooling of the handle. Much as I laughed at [and with] the other one, this one seems armed with its own automatic bliss maker - valuable in any year, let alone this next one.) Thanks for the chuckles this last year, and wish you a good one ahead. Stay witty for wit's sake! :)


Phantom Chicken of Crank Whore - almost 3 years ago
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Hey Aileen, Phantom Chicken has returned..at least for awhile..I still have Jaguar Wong in play also..Figured you saw the threads and probably already knew but us 'Old Folks' sometimes need reminding ;o)


Jet Jaguar Abides - about 3 years ago
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I found the JIMM Son of Saturns :o) I have the whole set #1-12...after I finish reading them your welcome to them, if you like? Colan covers and interiors!


Jet Jaguar Abides - about 3 years ago
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Ok..I'm game..what's the link to the RIFF site..


Jet Jaguar Abides - about 3 years ago
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Mr. Potroast must be very happy. I flipped it over to the game and it was 4 - 0 already...Wow!


Kent Allard - about 3 years ago
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Missed you terribly, glad to see you even briefly!


Jet Jaguar Abides - over 3 years ago
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Hey Aileen, just wondering how things have been going for you and all. I don't come on the Club very often anymore but occasionally check in to see if any of the Old Gang is still alive. Hope all is well and don't be such a stranger :) BTW, in case you were scratching your head and going who the heck is Jaguar Wong(it's me Phantom Chicken)


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So long, and thanks for all the Aileen Smithee.


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Hey, just got your message on Twitter, and followed you back. Y'know, I thought your name sounded familiar somehow, but I just couldn't place it. Great getting back in touch again!

Yeah, a Deadhead and a MSTie -- how sad is that?


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Brainpan. Lol, I love it.


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Hello Aileen. Just wanted to stop by and say I'm sorry that everyone seemed to misconstrue your points about Pearl-hate and sexism. Personally, I agree that it is suspect when people say "she ain't funny" and can't back it up. If people have reasons for not liking her or the Sci-fi era, I respectfully disagree. But I have no respect for knee-jerk reactions that are always unexamined but frequently espoused.


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So I get the impression that you like both hip-hop and cubism. I was just looking for a topic to blog about for one of my web marketing clients, and I thought you might find this interesting:

http://www.benzinga.com/pressreleases/14/07/p4687666/picassoul-classic-art-meets-urban-streetwear


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Hey, keep meaning 2 check in on u... Your absence is conspicuous & concerning. I'm hoping u r just planting & harvesting & cooking & preparing 4 a big ol party 4 all of us MSTIES...but...

Seriously, let us know u r ok, please? Hope all is wonderful your way so wonderful u just dont have time 4 us here!


Jet Jaguar Abides - about 6 years ago
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Really enjoyed Space Mutiny Day! ~Phantom Chicken~


Classicats - about 6 years ago
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You seem to have had a great idea, Clang. Everyone's getting way into Space Mutiny Day. I've been cracking up at the names and the posts since this morning.


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That was a lot of fun, Aileen!
I'm letting you have the last word. :)


Russ "Screw You, Greenland" Fry - over 6 years ago
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I was watching 'Teenage Crimewave' the other night after the 'kishka' posting and noticed Mike singing something about "who stole my kishka" at the beginning of the space deli sketch... I looked it up and found this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAmLXrMv4-c
Ha, yeah, you're welcome ; )


Favorite Episodes

  1. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    226
  2. The Magic Sword
    213
  3. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    257
  4. Crash of the Moons
    178
  5. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    231
  6. Puma Man
    537
  7. Alien from L.A.
    281
  8. Hobgoblins
    405
  9. Terror from the Year 5000
    254
  10. Hamlet
    181
  11. War of the Colossal Beast
    234
  12. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    225
  13. The Rebel Set
    170
  14. Pod People
    578
  15. The Corpse Vanishes
    155
  16. Outlaw of Gor
    330
  17. Last of the Wild Horses
    166
  18. The Giant Spider Invasion
    360
  19. High School Big Shot
    195
  20. Escape 2000
    265
  21. Operation Double 007
    241
  22. The Unearthly
    208
  23. Monster A-Go Go
    351
  24. I Accuse My Parents
    421
  25. Cave Dwellers
    446
  26. Jack Frost
    346
  27. Time Chasers
    452
  28. Track of the Moon Beast
    293
  29. It Lives by Night
    174
  30. Future War
    273
  31. Daddy-O
    255
  32. Mitchell
    597
  33. Master Ninja I
    263
  34. First Spaceship on Venus
    160
  35. Warrior of the Lost World
    341
  36. 12 to the Moon
    211
  37. The Dead Talk Back
    289
  38. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    347
  39. Gorgo
    181
  40. Invasion USA
    183
  41. The Human Duplicators
    213
  42. Being from Another Planet
    197
  43. Hercules Unchained
    188
  44. Bride of the Monster
    245
  45. The Day the Earth Froze
    286
  46. Santa Claus
    303
  47. Racket Girls
    180
  48. Radar Secret Service
    230
  49. Night of the Blood Beast
    326
  50. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    261
  51. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    304
  52. The Crawling Hand
    167
  53. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    213
  54. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    226
  55. Mighty Jack
    176
  56. The Atomic Brain
    173
  57. The Sword and the Dragon
    232
  58. Zombie Nightmare
    311
  59. Gamera vs. Barugon
    177
  60. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    165
  61. Robot Holocaust
    162
  62. The Giant Gila Monster
    268
  63. City Limits
    176
  64. The Phantom Planet
    228
  65. Invaders from the Deep
    41
  66. Swamp Diamonds
    161
  67. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    352

Recent Comments with recent replies

506 - Eegah - over 7 years ago
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I actually find it creepier for the girl to shave Eegah than her dad. Kinda gives me the jibblies.


OT: Hey, Didja' Hear The One About Harpo Marx And Salvador Dali?
Forum - 16 days ago
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In 1937 they had an epic bromance and almost made a movie together!

How do I know this? Today, Mr. Smithee gave me a 2019 graphic novel for my birthday which uses Dali's unproduced screenplay as its source. It's called Giraffes On Horseback Salad. I only just started it, but I feel like it's something The Club should know about. (link)

Oh, and it's just a coincidence that I changed my username to acknowledge the "It's Surreal" sketch from Robot Monster a day or so ago. :)


Least Favorite(s) and Why
Forum - 29 days ago
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This may have been asked before, but what the heck! What is your least favorite episode? One that you cannot get through, no matter how much you try! And Why?


Forum - 18 days ago
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I know I'll be alone in this but the 5 Twilight movies from RT are among the very best the guys have ever done. That whole series is perfect for them and they keep the riffs flying all the way through on this preposterous series.


Forum - 3 months ago
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What is your least favorite episode of Season 10?


Hercules Eps...just because
Forum - 24 days ago
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The guys have riffed on several Hercules movies. What is your favorite Herc episode and (that all important question) Why?


Forum - about 1 month ago
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Would the characters of Mike and Joel, on their deathbed, consider the years on SOL as their favorite years of their life?


Recent Riffs

303 - Pod People - over 5 years ago
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"So, what can I get you? Ouzo? Vodka? Sambuca? Pernod? Frangelica? Blue Curacao? Glenmorangie? B&B? Hennessy? Tanqueray? 100-Year-Old Brandy?"


416 - Fire Maidens of Outer Space - about 7 years ago
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"What's this?! Femme Fatales dancing Dervishly to tantalize our Dynamic Duo?"


107 - Robot Monster - over 7 years ago
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"This is Buddhist: You create us to suffer!"


804 - The Deadly Mantis - about 7 years ago
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"She's wearing a good, Republican cloth coat."


804 - The Deadly Mantis - about 7 years ago
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"Oh, that Bob Dornan!" [chuckle]


808 - The She-Creature - about 7 years ago
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"The only person who can save our country is Rufus T. Firefly!"


207 - Wild Rebels - over 7 years ago
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"Hey, lookit' all those books up there: Leaves of Grass, Trump: The Art of the Deal, Mein Kampf, The Essays of Pat Buchanan..."


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"Rose'bud..."


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"I left The Bangles for this?!"


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♫ "I don't know but I've been told... Comicon is oversold..." ♫


904 - Werewolf - over 7 years ago
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"Thanks for killing me and all our people! Enjoy our land!"


616 - Racket Girls - almost 2 years ago
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"This is the sequence John Wu directed."