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Aileen Smithee: The Horse Re-Upholsterer
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Camazotz: The Bat of Des - about 2 years ago
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Gonna have to give me a while for the next installment of the Prehistory.


Finn Toozler - about 2 years ago
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Wow, that's some whiplash, going from a Future War on Xmas to a Shiny New Year! (Seriously: nice retooling of the handle. Much as I laughed at [and with] the other one, this one seems armed with its own automatic bliss maker - valuable in any year, let alone this next one.) Thanks for the chuckles this last year, and wish you a good one ahead. Stay witty for wit's sake! :)


Phantom Chicken of Crank Whore - over 2 years ago
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Hey Aileen, Phantom Chicken has returned..at least for awhile..I still have Jaguar Wong in play also..Figured you saw the threads and probably already knew but us 'Old Folks' sometimes need reminding ;o)


Jet Jaguar Abides - over 2 years ago
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I found the JIMM Son of Saturns :o) I have the whole set #1-12...after I finish reading them your welcome to them, if you like? Colan covers and interiors!


Jet Jaguar Abides - over 2 years ago
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Ok..I'm game..what's the link to the RIFF site..


Jet Jaguar Abides - over 2 years ago
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Mr. Potroast must be very happy. I flipped it over to the game and it was 4 - 0 already...Wow!


Kent Allard - over 2 years ago
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Missed you terribly, glad to see you even briefly!


Jet Jaguar Abides - about 3 years ago
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Hey Aileen, just wondering how things have been going for you and all. I don't come on the Club very often anymore but occasionally check in to see if any of the Old Gang is still alive. Hope all is well and don't be such a stranger :) BTW, in case you were scratching your head and going who the heck is Jaguar Wong(it's me Phantom Chicken)


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So long, and thanks for all the Aileen Smithee.


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Hey, just got your message on Twitter, and followed you back. Y'know, I thought your name sounded familiar somehow, but I just couldn't place it. Great getting back in touch again!

Yeah, a Deadhead and a MSTie -- how sad is that?


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Brainpan. Lol, I love it.


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Hello Aileen. Just wanted to stop by and say I'm sorry that everyone seemed to misconstrue your points about Pearl-hate and sexism. Personally, I agree that it is suspect when people say "she ain't funny" and can't back it up. If people have reasons for not liking her or the Sci-fi era, I respectfully disagree. But I have no respect for knee-jerk reactions that are always unexamined but frequently espoused.


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So I get the impression that you like both hip-hop and cubism. I was just looking for a topic to blog about for one of my web marketing clients, and I thought you might find this interesting:

http://www.benzinga.com/pressreleases/14/07/p4687666/picassoul-classic-art-meets-urban-streetwear


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Hey, keep meaning 2 check in on u... Your absence is conspicuous & concerning. I'm hoping u r just planting & harvesting & cooking & preparing 4 a big ol party 4 all of us MSTIES...but...

Seriously, let us know u r ok, please? Hope all is wonderful your way so wonderful u just dont have time 4 us here!


Jet Jaguar Abides - almost 6 years ago
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Really enjoyed Space Mutiny Day! ~Phantom Chicken~


Classicats - almost 6 years ago
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You seem to have had a great idea, Clang. Everyone's getting way into Space Mutiny Day. I've been cracking up at the names and the posts since this morning.


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That was a lot of fun, Aileen!
I'm letting you have the last word. :)


Russ "Screw You, Greenland" Fry - over 6 years ago
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I was watching 'Teenage Crimewave' the other night after the 'kishka' posting and noticed Mike singing something about "who stole my kishka" at the beginning of the space deli sketch... I looked it up and found this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAmLXrMv4-c
Ha, yeah, you're welcome ; )


Favorite Episodes

  1. Secret Agent Super Dragon
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  2. The Magic Sword
    207
  3. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    253
  4. Crash of the Moons
    172
  5. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    225
  6. Puma Man
    516
  7. Alien from L.A.
    276
  8. Hobgoblins
    392
  9. Terror from the Year 5000
    246
  10. Hamlet
    175
  11. War of the Colossal Beast
    229
  12. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    220
  13. The Rebel Set
    161
  14. Pod People
    568
  15. The Corpse Vanishes
    152
  16. Outlaw of Gor
    318
  17. Last of the Wild Horses
    163
  18. The Giant Spider Invasion
    349
  19. High School Big Shot
    189
  20. Escape 2000
    257
  21. Operation Double 007
    235
  22. The Unearthly
    203
  23. Monster A-Go Go
    344
  24. I Accuse My Parents
    406
  25. Cave Dwellers
    437
  26. Jack Frost
    333
  27. Time Chasers
    435
  28. Track of the Moon Beast
    281
  29. It Lives by Night
    171
  30. Future War
    263
  31. Daddy-O
    251
  32. Mitchell
    577
  33. Master Ninja I
    255
  34. First Spaceship on Venus
    157
  35. Warrior of the Lost World
    332
  36. 12 to the Moon
    205
  37. The Dead Talk Back
    279
  38. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    335
  39. Gorgo
    177
  40. Invasion USA
    178
  41. The Human Duplicators
    208
  42. Being from Another Planet
    196
  43. Hercules Unchained
    184
  44. Bride of the Monster
    237
  45. The Day the Earth Froze
    277
  46. Santa Claus
    295
  47. Racket Girls
    175
  48. Radar Secret Service
    224
  49. Night of the Blood Beast
    320
  50. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    257
  51. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    299
  52. The Crawling Hand
    162
  53. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    207
  54. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    220
  55. Mighty Jack
    173
  56. The Atomic Brain
    170
  57. The Sword and the Dragon
    222
  58. Zombie Nightmare
    306
  59. Gamera vs. Barugon
    175
  60. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    156
  61. Robot Holocaust
    158
  62. The Giant Gila Monster
    258
  63. City Limits
    172
  64. The Phantom Planet
    222
  65. Invaders from the Deep
    39
  66. Swamp Diamonds
    154
  67. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    341

Recent Comments with recent replies

Forum - 4 days ago
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Ready or not, it's time to give your top 3 favorite eps for season 4. Enter if you dare.


Your Dream Winter Getaway Vacation. Would It Be:
Forum - 4 days ago
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A) Auntie McFrank's Tangleberry Inn
B) The S.S. Castle Forrester
C) Other (please specify)


NSFW...no wait. NCNL 2020 b
Forum - 4 days ago
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Very solemn NCNL this week, coming to you from Mr B Natural's birthplace. No comments. No laighs. No looking even. Just move on to another post. Save yourself.


ANOTHER DEAD HERO
Forum - 7 days ago
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Somehow his passing eluded me.
But on December 29th, the world lost a quirky, brilliantly funny minstrel.
Google "Neil Innes" if you don't already know his name, and read why he matters to a great many lovers of irreverent humor.
Rest in peace ...or whatever you feel like doing, Neil.


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814 - Riding with Death - about 3 years ago
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"...for all the rice in China"
I get so irritated every time I hear this line. The phrase is "for all the TEA in China." No one would WANT all the rice in China. Who needs that much rice besides the Chinese? GET YOUR PHRASES RIGHT, MOVIE.


ure top 10 episodes
Forum - 18 days ago
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LOVE TO KNOW PEEPS ON HERE THEIR TOP TEN LIST MINE IS OVERDRAWN AT MEMORY BANK LEECH WOMEN sinister urge night of bood beast thing that couldnt die horror of party beach werewolf hobgoblins girl in gold boots and merlins shop


Forum - 24 days ago
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Merry Christmas to all my fellow MSTies! I hope your holidays are merry and bright (unless you don't like that and then I'll wish you the opposite if you prefer).


Recent Riffs

808 - The She-Creature - over 6 years ago
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"The only person who can save our country is Rufus T. Firefly!"


207 - Wild Rebels - almost 7 years ago
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"Hey, lookit' all those books up there: Leaves of Grass, Trump: The Art of the Deal, Mein Kampf, The Essays of Pat Buchanan..."


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"Rose'bud..."


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"I left The Bangles for this?!"


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♫ "I don't know but I've been told... Comicon is oversold..." ♫


904 - Werewolf - almost 7 years ago
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"Thanks for killing me and all our people! Enjoy our land!"


616 - Racket Girls - over 1 year ago
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"This is the sequence John Wu directed."


616 - Racket Girls - over 1 year ago
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"Uh, I'm a nude model for art students, too."


616 - Racket Girls - over 1 year ago
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"I think maybe a second draft might've helped this movie."


616 - Racket Girls - over 1 year ago
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"Women On The Verge Of A 3-Point Takedown."


616 - Racket Girls - over 1 year ago
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"That's the spirit we need in our hookers!"


616 - Racket Girls - over 1 year ago
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"It's that guy's seventh year in an unpaid internship."