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Aileen Smithee Will Crush Grape Jelly My Neck Until The Cows Come Home
In Vanity, OR

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Camazotz: The Bat of Des - over 2 years ago
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Gonna have to give me a while for the next installment of the Prehistory.


Finn Toozler - over 2 years ago
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Wow, that's some whiplash, going from a Future War on Xmas to a Shiny New Year! (Seriously: nice retooling of the handle. Much as I laughed at [and with] the other one, this one seems armed with its own automatic bliss maker - valuable in any year, let alone this next one.) Thanks for the chuckles this last year, and wish you a good one ahead. Stay witty for wit's sake! :)


Phantom Chicken of Crank Whore - about 3 years ago
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Hey Aileen, Phantom Chicken has returned..at least for awhile..I still have Jaguar Wong in play also..Figured you saw the threads and probably already knew but us 'Old Folks' sometimes need reminding ;o)


Jet Jaguar Abides - about 3 years ago
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I found the JIMM Son of Saturns :o) I have the whole set #1-12...after I finish reading them your welcome to them, if you like? Colan covers and interiors!


Jet Jaguar Abides - over 3 years ago
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Ok..I'm game..what's the link to the RIFF site..


Jet Jaguar Abides - over 3 years ago
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Mr. Potroast must be very happy. I flipped it over to the game and it was 4 - 0 already...Wow!


Kent Allard - over 3 years ago
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Missed you terribly, glad to see you even briefly!


Jet Jaguar Abides - over 3 years ago
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Hey Aileen, just wondering how things have been going for you and all. I don't come on the Club very often anymore but occasionally check in to see if any of the Old Gang is still alive. Hope all is well and don't be such a stranger :) BTW, in case you were scratching your head and going who the heck is Jaguar Wong(it's me Phantom Chicken)


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So long, and thanks for all the Aileen Smithee.


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Hey, just got your message on Twitter, and followed you back. Y'know, I thought your name sounded familiar somehow, but I just couldn't place it. Great getting back in touch again!

Yeah, a Deadhead and a MSTie -- how sad is that?


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Brainpan. Lol, I love it.


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Hello Aileen. Just wanted to stop by and say I'm sorry that everyone seemed to misconstrue your points about Pearl-hate and sexism. Personally, I agree that it is suspect when people say "she ain't funny" and can't back it up. If people have reasons for not liking her or the Sci-fi era, I respectfully disagree. But I have no respect for knee-jerk reactions that are always unexamined but frequently espoused.


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So I get the impression that you like both hip-hop and cubism. I was just looking for a topic to blog about for one of my web marketing clients, and I thought you might find this interesting:

http://www.benzinga.com/pressreleases/14/07/p4687666/picassoul-classic-art-meets-urban-streetwear


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Hey, keep meaning 2 check in on u... Your absence is conspicuous & concerning. I'm hoping u r just planting & harvesting & cooking & preparing 4 a big ol party 4 all of us MSTIES...but...

Seriously, let us know u r ok, please? Hope all is wonderful your way so wonderful u just dont have time 4 us here!


Jet Jaguar Abides - over 6 years ago
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Really enjoyed Space Mutiny Day! ~Phantom Chicken~


Classicats - over 6 years ago
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You seem to have had a great idea, Clang. Everyone's getting way into Space Mutiny Day. I've been cracking up at the names and the posts since this morning.


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That was a lot of fun, Aileen!
I'm letting you have the last word. :)


Russ "Screw You, Greenland" Fry - almost 7 years ago
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I was watching 'Teenage Crimewave' the other night after the 'kishka' posting and noticed Mike singing something about "who stole my kishka" at the beginning of the space deli sketch... I looked it up and found this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAmLXrMv4-c
Ha, yeah, you're welcome ; )


Favorite Episodes

  1. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    226
  2. The Magic Sword
    214
  3. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    259
  4. Crash of the Moons
    179
  5. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    231
  6. Puma Man
    542
  7. Alien from L.A.
    285
  8. Hobgoblins
    409
  9. Terror from the Year 5000
    256
  10. Hamlet
    182
  11. War of the Colossal Beast
    237
  12. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    228
  13. The Rebel Set
    169
  14. Pod People
    583
  15. The Corpse Vanishes
    157
  16. Outlaw of Gor
    333
  17. Last of the Wild Horses
    167
  18. The Giant Spider Invasion
    363
  19. High School Big Shot
    196
  20. Escape 2000
    271
  21. Operation Double 007
    243
  22. The Unearthly
    210
  23. Monster A-Go Go
    356
  24. I Accuse My Parents
    425
  25. Cave Dwellers
    449
  26. Jack Frost
    350
  27. Time Chasers
    458
  28. Track of the Moon Beast
    295
  29. It Lives by Night
    176
  30. Future War
    276
  31. Daddy-O
    257
  32. Mitchell
    601
  33. Master Ninja I
    265
  34. First Spaceship on Venus
    160
  35. Warrior of the Lost World
    347
  36. 12 to the Moon
    214
  37. The Dead Talk Back
    292
  38. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    348
  39. Gorgo
    183
  40. Invasion USA
    186
  41. The Human Duplicators
    214
  42. Being from Another Planet
    199
  43. Hercules Unchained
    191
  44. Bride of the Monster
    247
  45. The Day the Earth Froze
    291
  46. Santa Claus
    307
  47. Racket Girls
    182
  48. Radar Secret Service
    233
  49. Night of the Blood Beast
    330
  50. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    265
  51. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    306
  52. The Crawling Hand
    169
  53. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    213
  54. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    230
  55. Mighty Jack
    179
  56. The Atomic Brain
    174
  57. The Sword and the Dragon
    234
  58. Zombie Nightmare
    316
  59. Gamera vs. Barugon
    179
  60. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    166
  61. Robot Holocaust
    164
  62. The Giant Gila Monster
    270
  63. City Limits
    179
  64. The Phantom Planet
    231
  65. Invaders from the Deep
    41
  66. Swamp Diamonds
    161
  67. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    356

Recent Comments with recent replies

414 - Tormented - over 4 years ago
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I love how all the pop stars they shove out of the lighthouse in their thought experiment are just wedding cake figurines.

Also, Kenny Rogers and Kenny Loggins, but not Kenny G? What's not wrong with Kenny G?


516 - Alien from L.A. - over 8 years ago
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So for the shy nerd girl you cast a three time Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover model?


NCNL: No NCNL
Forum - 2 months ago
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NCNL this week features no comments, no laughs: no NCNL.

Je suis un aubergine.


Underrated Mike & Joel
Forum - 2 months ago
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I'm curious...what, in your opinion, is the most underrated Joel and Mike episode(s)? One that you love, that you almost never see on any "Top 10" list.


506 - Eegah - over 7 years ago
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I actually find it creepier for the girl to shave Eegah than her dad. Kinda gives me the jibblies.


NCNL
Forum - 3 months ago
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NCNL this week
Forum - 3 months ago
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This week as usual something depressing and normal so, again: no comments; no laighs.


The Asylum
Forum - 2 months ago
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Sat watching an Asylum movie last night with my son (does it matter which one?), and it struck that there is a deep vein of cynical abuse of the whole cinematic art. It's not just their movies are bad, but they are bad in a way that makes you never want to watch another movie again. I keep thinking how bad some of the old B&W MST3K movies were, and my most hated MST3K (Radar Secret Service) clearly was of the same uncaring bent. You MSTies who are more educated on this - is there something WORSE about Asylum movies?


Recent Riffs

908 - The Touch of Satan - over 7 years ago
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"Oh, Bosh!"

"Oh, Hieronymus!"


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"What's this?! Femme Fatales dancing Dervishly to tantalize our Dynamic Duo?"


303 - Pod People - almost 6 years ago
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"So, what can I get you? Ouzo? Vodka? Sambuca? Pernod? Frangelica? Blue Curacao? Glenmorangie? B&B? Hennessy? Tanqueray? 100-Year-Old Brandy?"


107 - Robot Monster - over 7 years ago
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"This is Buddhist: You create us to suffer!"


804 - The Deadly Mantis - over 7 years ago
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"She's wearing a good, Republican cloth coat."


804 - The Deadly Mantis - over 7 years ago
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"Oh, that Bob Dornan!" [chuckle]


808 - The She-Creature - over 7 years ago
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"The only person who can save our country is Rufus T. Firefly!"


207 - Wild Rebels - over 7 years ago
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"Hey, lookit' all those books up there: Leaves of Grass, Trump: The Art of the Deal, Mein Kampf, The Essays of Pat Buchanan..."


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"Rose'bud..."


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"I left The Bangles for this?!"


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♫ "I don't know but I've been told... Comicon is oversold..." ♫


904 - Werewolf - over 7 years ago
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"Thanks for killing me and all our people! Enjoy our land!"