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So Long & Thanks From Aileen Smithee
In Vanity, OR

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Jaguar Wong - about 2 months ago

Hey Aileen, just wondering how things have been going for you and all. I don't come on the Club very often anymore but occasionally check in to see if any of the Old Gang is still alive. Hope all is well and don't be such a stranger :) BTW, in case you were scratching your head and going who the heck is Jaguar Wong(it's me Phantom Chicken)


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So long, and thanks for all the Aileen Smithee.


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Hey, just got your message on Twitter, and followed you back. Y'know, I thought your name sounded familiar somehow, but I just couldn't place it. Great getting back in touch again!

Yeah, a Deadhead and a MSTie -- how sad is that?


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Brainpan. Lol, I love it.


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Hello Aileen. Just wanted to stop by and say I'm sorry that everyone seemed to misconstrue your points about Pearl-hate and sexism. Personally, I agree that it is suspect when people say "she ain't funny" and can't back it up. If people have reasons for not liking her or the Sci-fi era, I respectfully disagree. But I have no respect for knee-jerk reactions that are always unexamined but frequently espoused.


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So I get the impression that you like both hip-hop and cubism. I was just looking for a topic to blog about for one of my web marketing clients, and I thought you might find this interesting:

http://www.benzinga.com/pressreleases/14/07/p4687666/picassoul-classic-art-meets-urban-streetwear


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Hey, keep meaning 2 check in on u... Your absence is conspicuous & concerning. I'm hoping u r just planting & harvesting & cooking & preparing 4 a big ol party 4 all of us MSTIES...but...

Seriously, let us know u r ok, please? Hope all is wonderful your way so wonderful u just dont have time 4 us here!


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Jaguar Wong - almost 3 years ago

Really enjoyed Space Mutiny Day! ~Phantom Chicken~


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Classicats - almost 3 years ago

You seem to have had a great idea, Clang. Everyone's getting way into Space Mutiny Day. I've been cracking up at the names and the posts since this morning.


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That was a lot of fun, Aileen!
I'm letting you have the last word. :)


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Russ "Screw You, Greenland" Fry - over 3 years ago

I was watching 'Teenage Crimewave' the other night after the 'kishka' posting and noticed Mike singing something about "who stole my kishka" at the beginning of the space deli sketch... I looked it up and found this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAmLXrMv4-c
Ha, yeah, you're welcome ; )


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Tryin' For That Ram Chip
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415 - The Beatniks - about 2 years ago

I'll give Peter Breck ("Mooney") this much: he tries hard. He's as far from being a Master Of Not Acting™ as you can get in one of these crummy films. Too bad his character A) has no comprehensible motivation and B) no palpable aura of menace, intrigue, or magnetism whatsoever. Plus, his voice, build, stance, and pixie-like leaping would make him more credible as an embittered ex-dancer with a bum knee than a hulking street tough. We were at least halfway into the film before Eddy knocked him down. But anyone could have done it at any time. Including Iris, the fat barkeep, or some random seven-year-old on a Big Wheel™. It's my constant bewilderment at all this that keeps me watching, I guess. I want it to make sense, but it never does.


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507 - I Accuse My Parents - almost 4 years ago

This episode is typical of so much winning material that came out of Season 5. It's just great all the way through.

Also, the opening invention would seem to indicate that the Mads have a walk-in oven. Why does that not surprise me...? :D


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210 - King Dinosaur - almost 4 years ago

Three minutes in, Crow channels The Floaters.

8) Crowwww... yeahhhh...


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Jaguar Wong - about 2 months ago

Hey Aileen, just wondering how things have been going for you and all. I don't come on the Club very often anymore but occasionally check in to see if any of the Old Gang is still alive. Hope all is well and don't be such a stranger :) BTW, in case you were scratching your head and going who the heck is Jaguar Wong(it's me Phantom Chicken)


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Oh yeah there is a Boogy Creek 1 but it had its only showing at the All Events Complex in Rapid City, Arkansas as part of the Arkansas Arts Expo in 1983. It was really just a collection of bogeymen folklore as recalled by the older residents of Plattville County. But that is the same county that consistently ranks in the top 3 for unsolved fatal maulings by unknown animals AND which contains the Wild Monkey Rehab Project run by the U of A. On the other hand, it all seems like a scheme for the thinning-haired prof with the brief gym shorts to spend the night In the camper with a couple of chicks.


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Uh, er...

Some of the nature scenes were, uh... nicer than all those to be found in the average Coleman Francis epic. :/


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315 - Teenage Caveman - about 3 years ago

I can't help but wonder what The Mads' invention was supposed to be this time out. I'm envisioning some cross between Megaweapon and one of those catboxes that cleans itself automatically.


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501 - Warrior of the Lost World - almost 4 years ago

I watch this movie and I think Persis and Pleasence had a conversation that went like this. "Persis my dear. When you were bald in the Star Trek film... Did you have someone lick honey off your scalp? It really is an experience that makes it worth putting up with all the penis comparison jokes"


The Seventies:
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614 - San Francisco International - almost 3 years ago

They took up less than 1/4th of my life, and yet I'm still filled with shame each and every time I slog through this dreck, as if its very existence were somehow all my fault. Just the Senate bit alone-- GAH! I swear, the big reveal in The Unearthly didn't showcase this many shambling, malformed he-freaks! o_0


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420 - The Human Duplicators - about 3 years ago

"I deny them my essence."


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207 - Wild Rebels - almost 4 years ago

♫ ♬ "My lunch goes-- BLUAGHH!" ♫ ♬


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420 - The Human Duplicators - about 3 years ago

"Now we're gonna' find out who Deep Throat really is!"


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207 - Wild Rebels - almost 4 years ago

"We've got Moog synthesizers. We could kill you from here."


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602 - Invasion USA - over 3 years ago

"Y'ever go see the Cubs play?"

"Yeah, they won! Oh! Damn!"


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808 - The She-Creature - almost 4 years ago

"The only person who can save our country is Rufus T. Firefly!"


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821 - Time Chasers - almost 4 years ago

"See, there could be dozens of grandmas jumpin' outta' planes right now!"


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610 - The Violent Years - almost 3 years ago

"This film is brought to you by The Nerd Council! Support your local Nerd!"


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521 - Santa Claus - about 3 years ago

♫ ♭ "The Devil is a wiener..." ♭ ♫


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407 - The Killer Shrews - over 2 years ago

"This is like a bad production of a Chekhov play."


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1009 - Hamlet - about 4 years ago

"That means this version is deep-fried and served with Spaetzle!"


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319 - War of the Colossal Beast - about 4 years ago

"Why does *my* son have to be such a dud. *I* was popular!"