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Aileen Smithee: The Horse Re-Upholsterer
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Camazotz: The Bat of Des - over 1 year ago
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Gonna have to give me a while for the next installment of the Prehistory.


Finn Toozler - over 1 year ago
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Wow, that's some whiplash, going from a Future War on Xmas to a Shiny New Year! (Seriously: nice retooling of the handle. Much as I laughed at [and with] the other one, this one seems armed with its own automatic bliss maker - valuable in any year, let alone this next one.) Thanks for the chuckles this last year, and wish you a good one ahead. Stay witty for wit's sake! :)


Phantom Chicken of Crank Whore - about 2 years ago
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Hey Aileen, Phantom Chicken has returned..at least for awhile..I still have Jaguar Wong in play also..Figured you saw the threads and probably already knew but us 'Old Folks' sometimes need reminding ;o)


Jaguar Wong Abides - about 2 years ago
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I found the JIMM Son of Saturns :o) I have the whole set #1-12...after I finish reading them your welcome to them, if you like? Colan covers and interiors!


Jaguar Wong Abides - over 2 years ago
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Ok..I'm game..what's the link to the RIFF site..


Jaguar Wong Abides - over 2 years ago
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Mr. Potroast must be very happy. I flipped it over to the game and it was 4 - 0 already...Wow!


Kent Allard - over 2 years ago
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Missed you terribly, glad to see you even briefly!


Jaguar Wong Abides - over 2 years ago
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Hey Aileen, just wondering how things have been going for you and all. I don't come on the Club very often anymore but occasionally check in to see if any of the Old Gang is still alive. Hope all is well and don't be such a stranger :) BTW, in case you were scratching your head and going who the heck is Jaguar Wong(it's me Phantom Chicken)


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So long, and thanks for all the Aileen Smithee.


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Hey, just got your message on Twitter, and followed you back. Y'know, I thought your name sounded familiar somehow, but I just couldn't place it. Great getting back in touch again!

Yeah, a Deadhead and a MSTie -- how sad is that?


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Brainpan. Lol, I love it.


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Hello Aileen. Just wanted to stop by and say I'm sorry that everyone seemed to misconstrue your points about Pearl-hate and sexism. Personally, I agree that it is suspect when people say "she ain't funny" and can't back it up. If people have reasons for not liking her or the Sci-fi era, I respectfully disagree. But I have no respect for knee-jerk reactions that are always unexamined but frequently espoused.


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So I get the impression that you like both hip-hop and cubism. I was just looking for a topic to blog about for one of my web marketing clients, and I thought you might find this interesting:

http://www.benzinga.com/pressreleases/14/07/p4687666/picassoul-classic-art-meets-urban-streetwear


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Hey, keep meaning 2 check in on u... Your absence is conspicuous & concerning. I'm hoping u r just planting & harvesting & cooking & preparing 4 a big ol party 4 all of us MSTIES...but...

Seriously, let us know u r ok, please? Hope all is wonderful your way so wonderful u just dont have time 4 us here!


Jaguar Wong Abides - over 5 years ago
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Really enjoyed Space Mutiny Day! ~Phantom Chicken~


Classicats - over 5 years ago
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You seem to have had a great idea, Clang. Everyone's getting way into Space Mutiny Day. I've been cracking up at the names and the posts since this morning.


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That was a lot of fun, Aileen!
I'm letting you have the last word. :)


Russ "Screw You, Greenland" Fry - almost 6 years ago
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I was watching 'Teenage Crimewave' the other night after the 'kishka' posting and noticed Mike singing something about "who stole my kishka" at the beginning of the space deli sketch... I looked it up and found this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAmLXrMv4-c
Ha, yeah, you're welcome ; )


Favorite Episodes

  1. Secret Agent Super Dragon
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  2. The Magic Sword
    205
  3. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    252
  4. Crash of the Moons
    171
  5. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    224
  6. Puma Man
    509
  7. Alien from L.A.
    275
  8. Hobgoblins
    387
  9. Terror from the Year 5000
    242
  10. Hamlet
    175
  11. War of the Colossal Beast
    224
  12. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    218
  13. The Rebel Set
    160
  14. Pod People
    560
  15. The Corpse Vanishes
    152
  16. Outlaw of Gor
    313
  17. Last of the Wild Horses
    160
  18. The Giant Spider Invasion
    339
  19. High School Big Shot
    186
  20. Escape 2000
    252
  21. Operation Double 007
    233
  22. The Unearthly
    200
  23. Monster A-Go Go
    338
  24. I Accuse My Parents
    403
  25. Cave Dwellers
    430
  26. Jack Frost
    329
  27. Time Chasers
    429
  28. Track of the Moon Beast
    278
  29. It Lives by Night
    171
  30. Future War
    261
  31. Daddy-O
    248
  32. Mitchell
    574
  33. Master Ninja I
    253
  34. First Spaceship on Venus
    154
  35. Warrior of the Lost World
    327
  36. 12 to the Moon
    202
  37. The Dead Talk Back
    278
  38. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    331
  39. Gorgo
    171
  40. Invasion USA
    174
  41. The Human Duplicators
    206
  42. Being from Another Planet
    195
  43. Hercules Unchained
    181
  44. Bride of the Monster
    233
  45. The Day the Earth Froze
    276
  46. Santa Claus
    289
  47. Racket Girls
    170
  48. Radar Secret Service
    222
  49. Night of the Blood Beast
    310
  50. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    253
  51. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    295
  52. The Crawling Hand
    161
  53. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    206
  54. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    215
  55. Mighty Jack
    172
  56. The Atomic Brain
    169
  57. The Sword and the Dragon
    220
  58. Zombie Nightmare
    300
  59. Gamera vs. Barugon
    174
  60. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    152
  61. Robot Holocaust
    156
  62. The Giant Gila Monster
    254
  63. City Limits
    169
  64. The Phantom Planet
    217
  65. Invaders from the Deep
    38
  66. Swamp Diamonds
    152
  67. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    336

Recent Comments with recent replies

This week: NCNL Smackdown
Forum - 6 days ago
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C'mon, do you feel lucky? Well DO YOU? Think your NCNL can beat this one? Uhuh....don;t think so....


204 - Catalina Caper - almost 2 years ago
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Can you make out what Tom is saying during the 60s host segment? (Starting around the 25 minute mark.) He's whispering under Joel, and I can't hear him clearly enough. I heard "sex" and "drugs" but the next few are unintelligible. Until we get back to "sex" then "Mustangs." Can't hear his comment about the White House. Then "free love" and "subliminal messages." (Joel refers to subliminal messages in the middle of his list of things that were pervasive in the 60s at the beginning of the segment. Noticing Tom say it is what got me to try to listen to the rest of what he's saying.) Then there are a bunch of yeahs and wows. Then "I am the walrus." I can't make out the next few. Crow gets in "tie dye shirts." I think I missed a few others. Any idea?


Episode. 413 Manhunt In Space
Forum - 6 days ago
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The riff "American In Paris" is inexplicable. He's jumping off a bed platform. How does it relate to Gershwin's piece?


Near Perfect Pacing
Forum - 17 days ago
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Having commented on a few threads over the last few years about the frenetic and terribly paced riffs from the reboot of MST3K.made me appreciate just how nearly perfect the Guys paced Night of the Blood Beast...was re-watching it early this morning and was totally further reminded of and in awe of what they accomplished. If there is a better sample, I'm not aware of it. The riffs are so spot on, never talking over the Movie dialogue and showing more respect to a Corman movie than it probably deserves. The new cast should use this shining example[assuming they are still moving forward with more Experiments] as a guide of just how to do it! Anyone else have a certain Experiment that gives them that warm and fuzzy feeling?


RIFF of the DAY
Forum - 30 days ago
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♫ He likes to wear mittens! ♫ He has a deviated septum! ♫ He's a real big fan of Delta Burke! ♫ He gets his hair cut on Tuesdays! ♫ He prefers stuffing to potatoes! ♫ His favorite movie is Turner and Hooch! ♫

Operation Double 007


Riff of the Day: The Crawling Eye
Forum - 13 days ago
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For obvious reasons, I always think of The Crawling Eye when I think of Diabolik. :) As Crow says, "This seems kind of familiar, doesn't it." So since the last riff of the day was Diabolik, here is The Crawling Eye:

"Give me six bags of onions and a giant eye chart!"


RIFF of the DAY
Forum - 9 days ago
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♫ MITCHELL ♫ MITCHELL ♫ Eye on the Sammich ♫

MITCHELL


Why Do You Have To Be An--
Forum - 7 days ago
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♫ IIIICEBREAKER?!? ♫

I think this is one of the Monday Rifftrax Freebies offered by Shout Factory. So I talked Mr. Smithee into watching it with me tomorrow. Can't wait!!


Recent Riffs

207 - Wild Rebels - over 6 years ago
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"Hey, lookit' all those books up there: Leaves of Grass, Trump: The Art of the Deal, Mein Kampf, The Essays of Pat Buchanan..."


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"Rose'bud..."


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"I left The Bangles for this?!"


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♫ "I don't know but I've been told... Comicon is oversold..." ♫


904 - Werewolf - over 6 years ago
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"Thanks for killing me and all our people! Enjoy our land!"


616 - Racket Girls - 12 months ago
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"This is the sequence John Wu directed."


616 - Racket Girls - 12 months ago
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"Uh, I'm a nude model for art students, too."


616 - Racket Girls - 12 months ago
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"I think maybe a second draft might've helped this movie."


616 - Racket Girls - 12 months ago
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"Women On The Verge Of A 3-Point Takedown."


616 - Racket Girls - 12 months ago
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"That's the spirit we need in our hookers!"


616 - Racket Girls - 12 months ago
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"It's that guy's seventh year in an unpaid internship."


616 - Racket Girls - 12 months ago
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"I'd say the D.A.R. fundraiser is going quite well."