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NS - almost 3 years ago

Inspired by Pika's thread, I'm going to write a limerick for every episode, alphabetically. Watch this space.


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NS - over 3 years ago

Favorite Episodes

  1. 12 to the Moon
    172
  2. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    220
  3. Alien from L.A.
    239
  4. The Amazing Colossal Man
    171
  5. The Amazing Transparent Man
    121
  6. Angels' Revenge
    180
  7. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    150
  8. The Atomic Brain
    136
  9. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    175
  10. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    192
  11. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    222
  12. The Beatniks
    160
  13. Beginning of the End
    228
  14. Being from Another Planet
    160
  15. The Black Scorpion
    94
  16. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    176
  17. Bloodlust
    150
  18. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    297
  19. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    289
  20. Bride of the Monster
    194
  21. The Brute Man
    175
  22. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    131
  23. Catalina Caper
    230
  24. Cave Dwellers
    362
  25. City Limits
    144
  26. City on Fire
    43
  27. Code Name Diamond Head
    153
  28. Colossus and the Headhunters
    150
  29. The Corpse Vanishes
    122
  30. Cosmic Princess
    39
  31. Crash of the Moons
    131
  32. The Crawling Eye
    216
  33. The Crawling Hand
    130
  34. The Creeping Terror
    218
  35. Daddy-O
    205
  36. Danger! Death Ray
    397
  37. The Day the Earth Froze
    228
  38. The Dead Talk Back
    239
  39. The Deadly Bees
    174
  40. The Deadly Mantis
    171
  41. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    282
  42. Devil Doll
    206
  43. Devil Fish
    220
  44. Diabolik
    178
  45. Earth vs. the Spider
    166
  46. Eegah
    335
  47. Escape 2000
    210
  48. Final Justice
    229
  49. The Final Sacrifice
    649
  50. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    182
  51. First Spaceship on Venus
    128
  52. Fugitive Alien
    21
  53. Fugitive Alien
    271
  54. Future War
    229
  55. Gamera
    28
  56. Gamera
    192
  57. Gamera vs. Barugon
    42
  58. Gamera vs. Barugon
    135
  59. Gamera vs. Gaos
    21
  60. Gamera vs. Gaos
    116
  61. Gamera vs. Guiron
    18
  62. Gamera vs. Guiron
    202
  63. Gamera vs. Zigra
    18
  64. Gamera vs. Zigra
    135
  65. The Giant Gila Monster
    201
  66. The Giant Spider Invasion
    291
  67. Girl in Gold Boots
    239
  68. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    193
  69. Girls Town
    250
  70. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    240
  71. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    159
  72. Gorgo
    152
  73. Pilot - The Green Slime
    52
  74. Gunslinger
    131
  75. Hamlet
    143
  76. Hangar 18
    36
  77. The Hellcats
    89
  78. Hercules
    125
  79. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    173
  80. Hercules and the Captive Women
    128
  81. Hercules Unchained
    153
  82. High School Big Shot
    155
  83. Hobgoblins
    335
  84. Horror of Party Beach
    270
  85. Horrors of Spider Island
    186
  86. The Human Duplicators
    169
  87. Humanoid Woman
    35
  88. I Accuse My Parents
    346
  89. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    164
  90. The Incredible Melting Man
    230
  91. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    235
  92. The Indestructible Man
    131
  93. Invaders from the Deep
    23
  94. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    210
  95. Invasion USA
    139
  96. It Conquered the World
    227
  97. It Lives by Night
    143
  98. Jack Frost
    275
  99. Jungle Goddess
    146
  100. The Killer Shrews
    211
  101. King Dinosaur
    166
  102. Kitten with a Whip
    129
  103. Laserblast
    336
  104. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    120
  105. The Last Chase
    31
  106. Last of the Wild Horses
    135
  107. The Leech Woman
    191
  108. Legend of the Dinosaurs
    38
  109. Lost Continent
    209
  110. The Mad Monster
    115
  111. The Magic Sword
    170
  112. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    179
  113. Manhunt in Space
    139
  114. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    595
  115. Master Ninja I
    217
  116. Master Ninja II
    135
  117. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    278
  118. Mighty Jack
    26
  119. Mighty Jack
    143
  120. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
    23
  121. Mitchell
    497
  122. The Mole People
    160
  123. Monster A-Go Go
    293
  124. Moon Zero Two
    156
  125. Night of the Blood Beast
    259
  126. Operation Double 007
    196
  127. Outlaw of Gor
    264
  128. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    361
  129. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    232
  130. The Phantom Planet
    182
  131. Phase IV
    46
  132. Pod People
    476
  133. Prince of Space
    378
  134. Project Moonbase
    91
  135. The Projected Man
    167
  136. Puma Man
    440
  137. Quest of the Delta Knights
    221
  138. Racket Girls
    142
  139. Radar Secret Service
    178
  140. The Rebel Set
    136
  141. Red Zone Cuba
    194
  142. Revenge of the Creature
    183
  143. Revenge of the Mysterons From Mars
    22
  144. Riding with Death
    336
  145. Ring of Terror
    161
  146. Robot Holocaust
    124
  147. Robot Monster
    130
  148. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    170
  149. Rocket Attack USA
    123
  150. Rocketship X-M
    240
  151. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    233
  152. San Francisco International
    221
  153. Santa Claus
    251
  154. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    257
  155. The Screaming Skull
    228
  156. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    180
  157. The She-Creature
    142
  158. The Sidehackers
    171
  159. The Sinister Urge
    184
  160. The Skydivers
    224
  161. The Slime People
    98
  162. Soultaker
    320
  163. The Space Children
    138
  164. Space Mutiny
    784
  165. Space Travelers
    125
  166. Squirm
    194
  167. SST: Death Flight
    65
  168. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    10
  169. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    212
  170. The Starfighters
    197
  171. Stranded in Space
    109
  172. Superdome
    38
  173. Swamp Diamonds
    131
  174. The Sword and the Dragon
    188
  175. Teenage Caveman
    124
  176. Teenage Crime Wave
    149
  177. Teenage Strangler
    270
  178. Teenagers from Outer Space
    230
  179. Terror from the Year 5000
    203
  180. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    156
  181. Time Chasers
    378
  182. Time of the Apes
    20
  183. Time of the Apes
    224
  184. Tormented
    187
  185. The Touch of Satan
    285
  186. Track of the Moon Beast
    235
  187. The Undead
    203
  188. The Unearthly
    166
  189. Untamed Youth
    109
  190. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    194
  191. Village of the Giants
    167
  192. The Violent Years
    140
  193. War of the Colossal Beast
    189
  194. Warrior of the Lost World
    274
  195. Werewolf
    457
  196. Wild Rebels
    137
  197. The Wild World of Batwoman
    188
  198. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    144
  199. Zombie Nightmare
    263

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101 - The Crawling Eye - almost 5 years ago

Everybody looks so young!

And so stiff...


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807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - about 5 years ago

At least The Creeping Terror got its title half right. The Terror From the Year 5000 doesn't just fail to terrify, but it actually comes from the year 5200. Tisk tisk. Observer musical number in the middle makes it worthwhile.


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706 - Laserblast - about 5 years ago

This was very nearly the last episode of MST3K ever. On the one hand, this would have meant ending the series on a high note; on the other, we'd have missed out on Bobo, Brain Guy, and all the great stuff from the next three seasons.
Highlights include Mike becoming a Starfleet captain, ineffectual claymation aliens, and a special guest appearance by Trace Beaulieu's real-life father.


Dear Mister Musician Guy
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402 - The Giant Gila Monster - over 3 years ago

1. That's a banjolele.
2. You're holding it all wrong.


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415 - The Beatniks - almost 5 years ago

Unless I'm mistaken, this is Mary Jo Pehl's first outing as Magic Voice (previously played by Alex Carr).


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607 - Bloodlust - over 2 years ago

Our tour guide is the absolute worst,
Feeding us to a rich man's bloodthirst.
I'm sure to be snuffed
And then mounted and stuffed,
If my shirt doesn't strangle me first.


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608 - Code Name Diamond Head - over 1 year ago

A spy in the guise of a yahoo
Tries to hold back bad gas in Oahu.
Perhaps he can win
The heart of Fan-Fan Nguyen
But I've run out of rhymes for "Oahu."


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Check Mary Jo trying to keep a straight face during her duet with Bill. :-D


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207 - Wild Rebels - almost 5 years ago

A goatee, Joel? Really?


Tom?
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312 - Gamera vs. Guiron - about 3 years ago

How do you know what a urinal cake tastes like?


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112 - Untamed Youth - almost 5 years ago

The invention exchange: wait, you mean that *isn't* the intended use for those little rubber puppets the dentist always gave you when you were a kid?


Of Course Limericks
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105 - The Corpse Vanishes - over 1 year ago

Doctor Acula has no excuses
For the mutants and brides he abuses.
He should have seen this comin'
When he wed The Leech Woman:
She needs virginal pineal juices.


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You'd be less conspicuous without the gun and the money...


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524 - 12 to the Moon - over 4 years ago

Future may not be available as seen. Individual fates may vary. Future not available in Africa, India, or Central or South America.


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607 - Bloodlust - almost 5 years ago

I wish they'd invent computers so I'd have somewhere to belong.


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910 - The Final Sacrifice - almost 5 years ago

Aw, merde; mon pied!


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622 - Angels' Revenge - almost 5 years ago

We're thinking of opening a fascist petting zoo.


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107 - Robot Monster - about 3 years ago

Is this the end of the film, Joel?
I don't think it is.
Have you ever had a déjà vu, Joel?


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606 - The Creeping Terror - almost 5 years ago

I've got to find a petting zoo. There are times when a man just needs the touch of a llama.


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Mike, is that lady sick?
I hope so.


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K15 - Superdome - almost 5 years ago

There's a livery service?
Just in case anybody gets pregnant.


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621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - over 4 years ago

I love how deeply Tony Cardoza gets into his character.
Yeah, he goes in there and he just sits.


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313 - Earth vs. the Spider - about 3 years ago

Well, that spider's really neat, but there's something interesting on that wall over there!


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517 - Beginning of the End - over 2 years ago

"Nnnyello?"