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Xterra - about 1 month ago

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Favorite Episodes

1. 12 to the Moon
   43
2. Agent for H.A.R.M.
   60
3. Alien from L.A.
   53
4. The Amazing Colossal Man
   52
5. The Amazing Transparent Man
   32
6. Angels' Revenge
   53
7. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
   45
8. The Atomic Brain
   45
9. Attack of the Giant Leeches
   36
10. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    66
11. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    51
12. The Beatniks
    50
13. Beginning of the End
    64
14. Being from Another Planet
    38
15. The Black Scorpion
    21
16. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    48
17. Bloodlust
    44
18. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    103
19. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    94
20. Bride of the Monster
    44
21. The Brute Man
    42
22. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    31
23. Catalina Caper
    66
24. Cave Dwellers
    99
25. City Limits
    38
26. City on Fire
    13
27. Code Name Diamond Head
    41
28. Colossus and the Headhunters
    34
29. The Corpse Vanishes
    36
30. Cosmic Princess
    11
31. Crash of the Moons
    37
32. The Crawling Eye
    48
33. The Crawling Hand
    34
34. The Creeping Terror
    66
35. Daddy-O
    55
36. Danger! Death Ray
    123
37. The Day the Earth Froze
    49
38. The Dead Talk Back
    61
39. The Deadly Bees
    52
40. The Deadly Mantis
    55
41. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    85
42. Devil Doll
    53
43. Devil Fish
    61
44. Diabolik
    50
45. Earth vs. the Spider
    50
46. Eegah
    97
47. Escape 2000
    55
48. Final Justice
    65
49. The Final Sacrifice
    196
50. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    64
51. First Spaceship on Venus
    33
52. Fugitive Alien
    7
53. Fugitive Alien
    71
54. Future War
    79
55. Gamera
    6
56. Gamera
    40
57. Gamera vs. Barugon
    13
58. Gamera vs. Barugon
    24
59. Gamera vs. Gaos
    5
60. Gamera vs. Gaos
    31
61. Gamera vs. Guiron
    7
62. Gamera vs. Guiron
    61
63. Gamera vs. Zigra
    6
64. Gamera vs. Zigra
    26
65. The Giant Gila Monster
    56
66. The Giant Spider Invasion
    80
67. Girl in Gold Boots
    83
68. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    56
69. Girls Town
    61
70. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    63
71. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    53
72. Gorgo
    45
73. Pilot - The Green Slime
    6
74. Gunslinger
    30
75. Hamlet
    46
76. Hangar 18
    14
77. The Hellcats
    21
78. Hercules
    32
79. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    43
80. Hercules and the Captive Women
    33
81. Hercules Unchained
    36
82. High School Big Shot
    41
83. Hobgoblins
    118
84. Horror of Party Beach
    83
85. Horrors of Spider Island
    50
86. The Human Duplicators
    41
87. Humanoid Woman
    10
88. I Accuse My Parents
    84
89. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    39
90. The Incredible Melting Man
    74
91. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    81
92. The Indestructible Man
    34
93. Invaders from the Deep
    4
94. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    69
95. Invasion USA
    37
96. It Conquered the World
    57
97. It Lives by Night
    45
98. Jack Frost
    79
99. Jungle Goddess
    38
100. The Killer Shrews
     61
101. King Dinosaur
     39
102. Kitten with a Whip
     27
103. Laserblast
     102
104. Lassie: The Painted Hills
     37
105. The Last Chase
     11
106. Last of the Wild Horses
     33
107. The Leech Woman
     53
108. Legend of the Dinosaurs
     9
109. Lost Continent
     54
110. The Mad Monster
     28
111. The Magic Sword
     36
112. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
     52
113. Manhunt in Space
     30
114. Manos: The Hands of Fate
     177
115. Master Ninja I
     60
116. Master Ninja II
     35
117. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
     82
118. Mighty Jack
     11
119. Mighty Jack
     40
120. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
     9
121. Mitchell
     141
122. The Mole People
     56
123. Monster A-Go Go
     93
124. Moon Zero Two
     35
125. Night of the Blood Beast
     70
126. Operation Double 007
     58
127. Outlaw of Gor
     76
128. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
     115
129. Parts: The Clonus Horror
     71
130. The Phantom Planet
     55
131. Phase IV
     15
132. Pod People
     139
133. Prince of Space
     109
134. Project Moonbase
     21
135. The Projected Man
     56
136. Puma Man
     139
137. Quest of the Delta Knights
     73
138. Racket Girls
     43
139. Radar Secret Service
     39
140. The Rebel Set
     40
141. Red Zone Cuba
     66
142. Revenge of the Creature
     47
143. Revenge of the Mysterons From Mars
     5
144. Riding with Death
     107
145. Ring of Terror
     39
146. Robot Holocaust
     29
147. Robot Monster
     34
148. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
     48
149. Rocket Attack USA
     32
150. Rocketship X-M
     62
151. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
     55
152. San Francisco International
     63
153. Santa Claus
     73
154. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
     66
155. The Screaming Skull
     74
156. Secret Agent Super Dragon
     42
157. The She-Creature
     40
158. The Sidehackers
     53
159. The Sinister Urge
     55
160. The Skydivers
     77
161. The Slime People
     25
162. Soultaker
     101
163. The Space Children
     47
164. Space Mutiny
     216
165. Space Travelers
     27
166. Squirm
     57
167. SST: Death Flight
     15
168. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
     1
169. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
     58
170. The Starfighters
     59
171. Stranded in Space
     25
172. Superdome
     13
173. Swamp Diamonds
     29
174. The Sword and the Dragon
     51
175. Teenage Caveman
     30
176. Teenage Crime Wave
     37
177. Teenage Strangler
     85
178. Teenagers from Outer Space
     66
179. Terror from the Year 5000
     46
180. The Thing That Couldn't Die
     50
181. Time Chasers
     115
182. Time of the Apes
     8
183. Time of the Apes
     56
184. Tormented
     53
185. The Touch of Satan
     83
186. Track of the Moon Beast
     78
187. The Undead
     55
188. The Unearthly
     38
189. Untamed Youth
     28
190. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
     61
191. Village of the Giants
     42
192. The Violent Years
     48
193. War of the Colossal Beast
     60
194. Warrior of the Lost World
     82
195. Werewolf
     137
196. Wild Rebels
     34
197. The Wild World of Batwoman
     53
198. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
     38
199. Zombie Nightmare
     66

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618 - High School Big Shot - 22 days ago

As a person with chronic migraines, I know what it is to want to run a power-drill through your own head.

Good stuff.

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Forum - 2 days ago

Favorites 15: Alien Invasion Movies. Mine, without a shadow of a doubt has to be Killer Klowns from Outer Space. Yours?

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Forum - 2 days ago

Just curious. How long has the site been around, and how long have YOU been on it? I just came around about 3 months ago after discovering it on a random youtube search for episodes, and went oh mah gawd.

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Forum - 2 days ago

Sweet Mary Mother of The Babby Jesus....

(Minor Backstory: Last year, wife got a job teaching up north near our vacation home so we've been in the process of making that our permanent home. The long winter did not make sitting in the garage, sorting and unpacking bins inviting so it's been a slow process).

Just recently I posted about finally re-sorting our DVDs..which was a pretty daunting task.

But now I'm onto our books...and... bibliophiles though we might be (+ the wife being a teacher and basically being a student for the entire 16 years I've known her up until last year), I cannot believe the books we have accumulated together.

The first bin i just went through was 90 books. Now, that will vary as some bins are all paperbacks and some all big hardbacks and some a mix.... but there are TWENTY FIVE OF THE DAMN THINGS. We're looking at over 2000 books and that's excluding the fact that all my fave books are still back at our old place in my old man-cave.

Jiminy Cricket I don't even know what we're gonna do with all these. I love collections and any book could come in handy with my wife being an educator, but we gotta figure out what we're willing to part with.

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Forum - 4 days ago

Not exactly MST3k related...but, how's this for a freaky creature! Looks like something from a b movie. (Hey, it is MST3k related!) http://twistedsifter.com/2012/09/picture-of-the-day-the-venezuelan-poodle-moth/

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Forum - 7 days ago

This has been haunting me for months. I could SWEAR that about a year ago, I watched one of the early episodes in which Joel stands up, walks toward the left of the screen and points with two fingers at something happening in the film. Between those two fingers was a half-smoked, likely lit cigarette. Not as part of a bit, but as if he was really smoking during taping. Am I crazy? (Don't answer that.) Seriously, did I conjure this up out of my fertile imagination?

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Forum - 6 days ago

Favorites Volume 14: Slashers. I'm going to go ahead and mention the Maniac Cop franchise. There's is just something I love about a serial killer in white gloves, plus you can never go wrong with Bruce Campbell.

CRAZY CHIN!

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618 - High School Big Shot - about 5 hours ago

I've never sat on a loaf of bread before. Feels great!

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502 - Hercules - about 1 year ago

She has a creamy strawberry center!

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102 - The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy - 7 days ago

When in San Fernando, visit Manuelo! Tickle his belly; he'll shake his leg for you.

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913 - Quest of the Delta Knights - about 1 year ago

Her dough has risen!

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913 - Quest of the Delta Knights - about 1 year ago

You are full of crap beyond your years, kid.

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107 - Robot Monster - 22 days ago

Triceratops!
Okay, but I usually don't like Sarah Tops.

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313 - Earth vs. the Spider - 27 days ago

Dear Carol: I'm dead. Enjoy!

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313 - Earth vs. the Spider - 27 days ago

Car-el-essness?
"Carelessness."
Oh.

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520 - Radar Secret Service - about 1 year ago

"My first suggestion would be to get rid of that radar truck."
BLASPHEMER!

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818 - Devil Doll - about 1 month ago

Well, that scene was going nowhere; let's try a new one.

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1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - about 1 month ago

"Repeat your position! Repeat your position!"
I'm sitting.

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315 - Teenage Caveman - about 1 month ago

"Notice that the arms do not rotate as in snow ski jumping." They just snap clean away.