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NS - almost 4 years ago
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Inspired by Pika's thread, I'm going to write a limerick for every episode, alphabetically. Watch this space.


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Favorite Episodes

  1. 12 to the Moon
    185
  2. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    240
  3. Alien from L.A.
    256
  4. The Amazing Colossal Man
    190
  5. The Amazing Transparent Man
    131
  6. Angels' Revenge
    193
  7. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    160
  8. The Atomic Brain
    154
  9. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    196
  10. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    209
  11. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    240
  12. The Beatniks
    171
  13. Beginning of the End
    245
  14. Being from Another Planet
    178
  15. The Black Scorpion
    110
  16. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    196
  17. Bloodlust
    172
  18. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    317
  19. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    313
  20. Bride of the Monster
    214
  21. The Brute Man
    199
  22. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    140
  23. Catalina Caper
    248
  24. Cave Dwellers
    398
  25. City Limits
    158
  26. City on Fire
    47
  27. Code Name Diamond Head
    171
  28. Colossus and the Headhunters
    166
  29. The Corpse Vanishes
    140
  30. Cosmic Princess
    44
  31. Crash of the Moons
    155
  32. The Crawling Eye
    242
  33. The Crawling Hand
    146
  34. The Creeping Terror
    234
  35. Daddy-O
    230
  36. Danger! Death Ray
    434
  37. The Day the Earth Froze
    248
  38. The Dead Talk Back
    262
  39. The Deadly Bees
    201
  40. The Deadly Mantis
    195
  41. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    313
  42. Devil Doll
    229
  43. Devil Fish
    235
  44. Diabolik
    195
  45. Earth vs. the Spider
    183
  46. Eegah
    361
  47. Escape 2000
    237
  48. Final Justice
    248
  49. The Final Sacrifice
    704
  50. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    207
  51. First Spaceship on Venus
    140
  52. Fugitive Alien
    24
  53. Fugitive Alien
    305
  54. Future War
    241
  55. Gamera
    33
  56. Gamera
    223
  57. Gamera vs. Barugon
    44
  58. Gamera vs. Barugon
    162
  59. Gamera vs. Gaos
    25
  60. Gamera vs. Gaos
    138
  61. Gamera vs. Guiron
    21
  62. Gamera vs. Guiron
    231
  63. Gamera vs. Zigra
    23
  64. Gamera vs. Zigra
    159
  65. The Giant Gila Monster
    225
  66. The Giant Spider Invasion
    321
  67. Girl in Gold Boots
    260
  68. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    207
  69. Girls Town
    269
  70. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    280
  71. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    180
  72. Gorgo
    158
  73. Pilot - The Green Slime
    58
  74. Gunslinger
    148
  75. Hamlet
    165
  76. Hangar 18
    44
  77. The Hellcats
    102
  78. Hercules
    144
  79. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    195
  80. Hercules and the Captive Women
    144
  81. Hercules Unchained
    168
  82. High School Big Shot
    170
  83. Hobgoblins
    369
  84. Horror of Party Beach
    295
  85. Horrors of Spider Island
    211
  86. The Human Duplicators
    192
  87. Humanoid Woman
    39
  88. I Accuse My Parents
    375
  89. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    182
  90. The Incredible Melting Man
    251
  91. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    257
  92. The Indestructible Man
    144
  93. Invaders from the Deep
    27
  94. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    227
  95. Invasion USA
    160
  96. It Conquered the World
    256
  97. It Lives by Night
    160
  98. Jack Frost
    297
  99. Jungle Goddess
    169
  100. The Killer Shrews
    232
  101. King Dinosaur
    188
  102. Kitten with a Whip
    145
  103. Laserblast
    360
  104. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    139
  105. The Last Chase
    33
  106. Last of the Wild Horses
    147
  107. The Leech Woman
    215
  108. Legend of the Dinosaurs
    42
  109. Lost Continent
    229
  110. The Mad Monster
    127
  111. The Magic Sword
    190
  112. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    196
  113. Manhunt in Space
    153
  114. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    634
  115. Master Ninja I
    236
  116. Master Ninja II
    149
  117. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    297
  118. Mighty Jack
    29
  119. Mighty Jack
    160
  120. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
    27
  121. Mitchell
    536
  122. The Mole People
    182
  123. Monster A-Go Go
    319
  124. Moon Zero Two
    179
  125. Night of the Blood Beast
    290
  126. Operation Double 007
    214
  127. Outlaw of Gor
    290
  128. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    394
  129. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    256
  130. The Phantom Planet
    205
  131. Phase IV
    54
  132. Pod People
    519
  133. Prince of Space
    420
  134. Project Moonbase
    108
  135. The Projected Man
    189
  136. Puma Man
    477
  137. Quest of the Delta Knights
    244
  138. Racket Girls
    160
  139. Radar Secret Service
    205
  140. The Rebel Set
    147
  141. Red Zone Cuba
    216
  142. Revenge of the Creature
    205
  143. Revenge of the Mysterons From Mars
    26
  144. Riding with Death
    359
  145. Ring of Terror
    178
  146. Robot Holocaust
    141
  147. Robot Monster
    142
  148. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    188
  149. Rocket Attack USA
    141
  150. Rocketship X-M
    266
  151. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    261
  152. San Francisco International
    244
  153. Santa Claus
    269
  154. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    278
  155. The Screaming Skull
    248
  156. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    199
  157. The She-Creature
    160
  158. The Sidehackers
    190
  159. The Sinister Urge
    201
  160. The Skydivers
    248
  161. The Slime People
    114
  162. Soultaker
    345
  163. The Space Children
    161
  164. Space Mutiny
    842
  165. Space Travelers
    138
  166. Squirm
    216
  167. SST: Death Flight
    73
  168. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    12
  169. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    235
  170. The Starfighters
    218
  171. Stranded in Space
    121
  172. Superdome
    42
  173. Swamp Diamonds
    144
  174. The Sword and the Dragon
    205
  175. Teenage Caveman
    140
  176. Teenage Crime Wave
    169
  177. Teenage Strangler
    293
  178. Teenagers from Outer Space
    259
  179. Terror from the Year 5000
    225
  180. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    173
  181. Time Chasers
    409
  182. Time of the Apes
    22
  183. Time of the Apes
    250
  184. Tormented
    206
  185. The Touch of Satan
    319
  186. Track of the Moon Beast
    258
  187. The Undead
    225
  188. The Unearthly
    180
  189. Untamed Youth
    126
  190. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    211
  191. Village of the Giants
    180
  192. The Violent Years
    156
  193. War of the Colossal Beast
    207
  194. Warrior of the Lost World
    298
  195. Werewolf
    493
  196. Wild Rebels
    151
  197. The Wild World of Batwoman
    213
  198. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    155
  199. Zombie Nightmare
    282

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310 - Fugitive Alien - about 6 years ago
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Some of this episode's best gags just aren't the same in text...


514 - Teenage Strangler - over 5 years ago
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If they didn't appear in the same shot multiple times throughout the movie, I'd swear that Betty and Mikey were the same person.


1012 - Squirm - over 4 years ago
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"Say, Girlfriend, now that we've started finding bodies, why don't I leave you here in the middle of nowhere alone with this guy you obviously hate. You know, the passive-aggressive guy who, as far as we can tell at this point, seems like the most likely culprit for the dead guy we just found? Oh, don't worry about me; you just stay here in the rowboat with Oily McCrazy-eyes while I take his truck. BYE!"


524 - 12 to the Moon - almost 4 years ago
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A bickering twelve-person crew
Finds air, life, and death on the moo'.
Translated dingbats
Say the moonies love cats
And watching Earth scientists screw.


210 - King Dinosaur - about 5 years ago
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[rolleyes]

Why even bother to have "lady scientists" in your film if all they do is scream, whine about marriage and generally serve as dead weight. Hell, the not-so-happy housewives of It Conquered The World had more gumption than this. And Queen Laura from The Outlaw was more sympathetic.


1008 - Final Justice - over 3 years ago
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You know what's wrong with this movie (besides that, that, and that)? It's how Sheriff Geronimo keeps correcting people on the pronunciation of his name. It would be one thing if they were trying and failing to say "Goyathlay" or "Goyahkla," but no; he's telling a bunch of Maltese and Italian speakers the "correct" way to pronounce the Spanish version of Jerome.


905 - The Deadly Bees - about 6 years ago
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"Previously on the Satellite of Love" is my all-time favorite opener.


The Towering Limferno
K16 - City on Fire - about 3 years ago
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Three terrible tots take a toke
Near a gas plant, where safety's a joke.
For the anchor, mayor, doctor,
Nurse, heiress, and stalker,
All things are made clear in the smoke.


K15 - Superdome - almost 6 years ago
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I thought I was ready. After I survived apes and ants, dinosaurs, mutants, androids, airplanes and turtles, I thought I could handle anything. No one told me there would be football!


101 - The Crawling Eye - about 6 years ago
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Everybody looks so young!

And so stiff...


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - about 6 years ago
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At least The Creeping Terror got its title half right. The Terror From the Year 5000 doesn't just fail to terrify, but it actually comes from the year 5200. Tisk tisk. Observer musical number in the middle makes it worthwhile.


706 - Laserblast - about 6 years ago
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This was very nearly the last episode of MST3K ever. On the one hand, this would have meant ending the series on a high note; on the other, we'd have missed out on Bobo, Brain Guy, and all the great stuff from the next three seasons.
Highlights include Mike becoming a Starfleet captain, ineffectual claymation aliens, and a special guest appearance by Trace Beaulieu's real-life father.


Recent Riffs

K18 - The Million Eyes of Sumuru - almost 6 years ago
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It's turning into a T&A film.
Terrible & Awful?


K11 - Humanoid Woman - almost 6 years ago
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This is corny. They're corn Czechs!


623 - The Amazing Transparent Man - almost 6 years ago
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You'd be less conspicuous without the gun and the money...


524 - 12 to the Moon - almost 6 years ago
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Future may not be available as seen. Individual fates may vary. Future not available in Africa, India, or Central or South America.


607 - Bloodlust - about 6 years ago
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I wish they'd invent computers so I'd have somewhere to belong.


910 - The Final Sacrifice - about 6 years ago
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Aw, merde; mon pied!


622 - Angels' Revenge - almost 6 years ago
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We're thinking of opening a fascist petting zoo.


107 - Robot Monster - over 4 years ago
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Is this the end of the film, Joel?
I don't think it is.
Have you ever had a déjà vu, Joel?


606 - The Creeping Terror - about 6 years ago
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I've got to find a petting zoo. There are times when a man just needs the touch of a llama.


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Mike, is that lady sick?
I hope so.


K15 - Superdome - almost 6 years ago
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There's a livery service?
Just in case anybody gets pregnant.


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - almost 6 years ago
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I love how deeply Tony Cardoza gets into his character.
Yeah, he goes in there and he just sits.