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NS - over 2 years ago

Inspired by Pika's thread, I'm going to write a limerick for every episode, alphabetically. Watch this space.


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NS - over 3 years ago

Favorite Episodes

  1. 12 to the Moon
    168
  2. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    214
  3. Alien from L.A.
    233
  4. The Amazing Colossal Man
    171
  5. The Amazing Transparent Man
    118
  6. Angels' Revenge
    174
  7. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    146
  8. The Atomic Brain
    134
  9. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    169
  10. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    187
  11. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    218
  12. The Beatniks
    159
  13. Beginning of the End
    227
  14. Being from Another Planet
    157
  15. The Black Scorpion
    94
  16. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    172
  17. Bloodlust
    147
  18. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    289
  19. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    285
  20. Bride of the Monster
    188
  21. The Brute Man
    171
  22. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    130
  23. Catalina Caper
    225
  24. Cave Dwellers
    353
  25. City Limits
    142
  26. City on Fire
    42
  27. Code Name Diamond Head
    152
  28. Colossus and the Headhunters
    150
  29. The Corpse Vanishes
    120
  30. Cosmic Princess
    38
  31. Crash of the Moons
    130
  32. The Crawling Eye
    212
  33. The Crawling Hand
    128
  34. The Creeping Terror
    212
  35. Daddy-O
    201
  36. Danger! Death Ray
    391
  37. The Day the Earth Froze
    220
  38. The Dead Talk Back
    236
  39. The Deadly Bees
    172
  40. The Deadly Mantis
    165
  41. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    278
  42. Devil Doll
    200
  43. Devil Fish
    212
  44. Diabolik
    172
  45. Earth vs. the Spider
    163
  46. Eegah
    331
  47. Escape 2000
    207
  48. Final Justice
    226
  49. The Final Sacrifice
    640
  50. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    178
  51. First Spaceship on Venus
    127
  52. Fugitive Alien
    20
  53. Fugitive Alien
    264
  54. Future War
    222
  55. Gamera
    27
  56. Gamera
    191
  57. Gamera vs. Barugon
    40
  58. Gamera vs. Barugon
    133
  59. Gamera vs. Gaos
    20
  60. Gamera vs. Gaos
    113
  61. Gamera vs. Guiron
    17
  62. Gamera vs. Guiron
    194
  63. Gamera vs. Zigra
    17
  64. Gamera vs. Zigra
    130
  65. The Giant Gila Monster
    195
  66. The Giant Spider Invasion
    287
  67. Girl in Gold Boots
    237
  68. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    192
  69. Girls Town
    242
  70. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    231
  71. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    158
  72. Gorgo
    149
  73. Pilot - The Green Slime
    49
  74. Gunslinger
    124
  75. Hamlet
    140
  76. Hangar 18
    36
  77. The Hellcats
    88
  78. Hercules
    124
  79. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    173
  80. Hercules and the Captive Women
    128
  81. Hercules Unchained
    150
  82. High School Big Shot
    153
  83. Hobgoblins
    331
  84. Horror of Party Beach
    266
  85. Horrors of Spider Island
    179
  86. The Human Duplicators
    165
  87. Humanoid Woman
    34
  88. I Accuse My Parents
    342
  89. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    158
  90. The Incredible Melting Man
    224
  91. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    229
  92. The Indestructible Man
    129
  93. Invaders from the Deep
    22
  94. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    202
  95. Invasion USA
    138
  96. It Conquered the World
    222
  97. It Lives by Night
    137
  98. Jack Frost
    264
  99. Jungle Goddess
    144
  100. The Killer Shrews
    209
  101. King Dinosaur
    164
  102. Kitten with a Whip
    124
  103. Laserblast
    334
  104. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    118
  105. The Last Chase
    31
  106. Last of the Wild Horses
    133
  107. The Leech Woman
    183
  108. Legend of the Dinosaurs
    37
  109. Lost Continent
    206
  110. The Mad Monster
    114
  111. The Magic Sword
    166
  112. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    172
  113. Manhunt in Space
    139
  114. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    582
  115. Master Ninja I
    213
  116. Master Ninja II
    134
  117. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    275
  118. Mighty Jack
    25
  119. Mighty Jack
    142
  120. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
    22
  121. Mitchell
    489
  122. The Mole People
    156
  123. Monster A-Go Go
    290
  124. Moon Zero Two
    156
  125. Night of the Blood Beast
    256
  126. Operation Double 007
    192
  127. Outlaw of Gor
    259
  128. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    353
  129. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    228
  130. The Phantom Planet
    180
  131. Phase IV
    45
  132. Pod People
    466
  133. Prince of Space
    373
  134. Project Moonbase
    91
  135. The Projected Man
    164
  136. Puma Man
    433
  137. Quest of the Delta Knights
    216
  138. Racket Girls
    138
  139. Radar Secret Service
    172
  140. The Rebel Set
    136
  141. Red Zone Cuba
    191
  142. Revenge of the Creature
    178
  143. Revenge of the Mysterons From Mars
    21
  144. Riding with Death
    330
  145. Ring of Terror
    159
  146. Robot Holocaust
    122
  147. Robot Monster
    125
  148. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    169
  149. Rocket Attack USA
    120
  150. Rocketship X-M
    238
  151. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    227
  152. San Francisco International
    212
  153. Santa Claus
    246
  154. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    253
  155. The Screaming Skull
    224
  156. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    172
  157. The She-Creature
    138
  158. The Sidehackers
    169
  159. The Sinister Urge
    179
  160. The Skydivers
    220
  161. The Slime People
    96
  162. Soultaker
    317
  163. The Space Children
    133
  164. Space Mutiny
    777
  165. Space Travelers
    125
  166. Squirm
    188
  167. SST: Death Flight
    63
  168. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    9
  169. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    208
  170. The Starfighters
    188
  171. Stranded in Space
    107
  172. Superdome
    37
  173. Swamp Diamonds
    127
  174. The Sword and the Dragon
    188
  175. Teenage Caveman
    123
  176. Teenage Crime Wave
    146
  177. Teenage Strangler
    268
  178. Teenagers from Outer Space
    228
  179. Terror from the Year 5000
    202
  180. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    153
  181. Time Chasers
    371
  182. Time of the Apes
    19
  183. Time of the Apes
    218
  184. Tormented
    184
  185. The Touch of Satan
    282
  186. Track of the Moon Beast
    232
  187. The Undead
    201
  188. The Unearthly
    163
  189. Untamed Youth
    108
  190. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    191
  191. Village of the Giants
    161
  192. The Violent Years
    136
  193. War of the Colossal Beast
    186
  194. Warrior of the Lost World
    267
  195. Werewolf
    451
  196. Wild Rebels
    136
  197. The Wild World of Batwoman
    183
  198. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    142
  199. Zombie Nightmare
    255

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706 - Laserblast - almost 5 years ago

This was very nearly the last episode of MST3K ever. On the one hand, this would have meant ending the series on a high note; on the other, we'd have missed out on Bobo, Brain Guy, and all the great stuff from the next three seasons.
Highlights include Mike becoming a Starfleet captain, ineffectual claymation aliens, and a special guest appearance by Trace Beaulieu's real-life father.


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402 - The Giant Gila Monster - about 3 years ago

1. That's a banjolele.
2. You're holding it all wrong.


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415 - The Beatniks - almost 5 years ago

Unless I'm mistaken, this is Mary Jo Pehl's first outing as Magic Voice (previously played by Alex Carr).


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607 - Bloodlust - about 2 years ago

Our tour guide is the absolute worst,
Feeding us to a rich man's bloodthirst.
I'm sure to be snuffed
And then mounted and stuffed,
If my shirt doesn't strangle me first.


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608 - Code Name Diamond Head - over 1 year ago

A spy in the guise of a yahoo
Tries to hold back bad gas in Oahu.
Perhaps he can win
The heart of Fan-Fan Nguyen
But I've run out of rhymes for "Oahu."


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Check Mary Jo trying to keep a straight face during her duet with Bill. :-D


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207 - Wild Rebels - almost 5 years ago

A goatee, Joel? Really?


Tom?
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312 - Gamera vs. Guiron - almost 3 years ago

How do you know what a urinal cake tastes like?


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112 - Untamed Youth - almost 5 years ago

The invention exchange: wait, you mean that *isn't* the intended use for those little rubber puppets the dentist always gave you when you were a kid?


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105 - The Corpse Vanishes - over 1 year ago

Doctor Acula has no excuses
For the mutants and brides he abuses.
He should have seen this comin'
When he wed The Leech Woman:
She needs virginal pineal juices.


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Early Mike sighting (as the voice of the Literary Doomsday Machine).


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101 - The Crawling Eye - almost 5 years ago

Everybody looks so young!

And so stiff...


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You'd be less conspicuous without the gun and the money...


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524 - 12 to the Moon - over 4 years ago

Future may not be available as seen. Individual fates may vary. Future not available in Africa, India, or Central or South America.


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607 - Bloodlust - over 4 years ago

I wish they'd invent computers so I'd have somewhere to belong.


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910 - The Final Sacrifice - almost 5 years ago

Aw, merde; mon pied!


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622 - Angels' Revenge - over 4 years ago

We're thinking of opening a fascist petting zoo.


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107 - Robot Monster - about 3 years ago

Is this the end of the film, Joel?
I don't think it is.
Have you ever had a déjà vu, Joel?


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606 - The Creeping Terror - over 4 years ago

I've got to find a petting zoo. There are times when a man just needs the touch of a llama.


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Mike, is that lady sick?
I hope so.


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K15 - Superdome - over 4 years ago

There's a livery service?
Just in case anybody gets pregnant.


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621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - over 4 years ago

I love how deeply Tony Cardoza gets into his character.
Yeah, he goes in there and he just sits.


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313 - Earth vs. the Spider - almost 3 years ago

Well, that spider's really neat, but there's something interesting on that wall over there!


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517 - Beginning of the End - over 2 years ago

"Nnnyello?"