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NS - over 3 years ago
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Inspired by Pika's thread, I'm going to write a limerick for every episode, alphabetically. Watch this space.


NS - about 4 years ago
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Favorite Episodes

  1. 12 to the Moon
    179
  2. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    232
  3. Alien from L.A.
    248
  4. The Amazing Colossal Man
    182
  5. The Amazing Transparent Man
    127
  6. Angels' Revenge
    187
  7. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    152
  8. The Atomic Brain
    144
  9. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    188
  10. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    204
  11. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    230
  12. The Beatniks
    167
  13. Beginning of the End
    237
  14. Being from Another Planet
    172
  15. The Black Scorpion
    105
  16. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    185
  17. Bloodlust
    158
  18. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    307
  19. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    302
  20. Bride of the Monster
    204
  21. The Brute Man
    187
  22. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    137
  23. Catalina Caper
    246
  24. Cave Dwellers
    385
  25. City Limits
    152
  26. City on Fire
    46
  27. Code Name Diamond Head
    165
  28. Colossus and the Headhunters
    156
  29. The Corpse Vanishes
    134
  30. Cosmic Princess
    44
  31. Crash of the Moons
    142
  32. The Crawling Eye
    231
  33. The Crawling Hand
    141
  34. The Creeping Terror
    223
  35. Daddy-O
    223
  36. Danger! Death Ray
    417
  37. The Day the Earth Froze
    236
  38. The Dead Talk Back
    251
  39. The Deadly Bees
    189
  40. The Deadly Mantis
    181
  41. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    297
  42. Devil Doll
    218
  43. Devil Fish
    230
  44. Diabolik
    189
  45. Earth vs. the Spider
    175
  46. Eegah
    353
  47. Escape 2000
    227
  48. Final Justice
    238
  49. The Final Sacrifice
    671
  50. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    197
  51. First Spaceship on Venus
    134
  52. Fugitive Alien
    24
  53. Fugitive Alien
    294
  54. Future War
    236
  55. Gamera
    32
  56. Gamera
    214
  57. Gamera vs. Barugon
    44
  58. Gamera vs. Barugon
    149
  59. Gamera vs. Gaos
    23
  60. Gamera vs. Gaos
    130
  61. Gamera vs. Guiron
    20
  62. Gamera vs. Guiron
    221
  63. Gamera vs. Zigra
    21
  64. Gamera vs. Zigra
    150
  65. The Giant Gila Monster
    216
  66. The Giant Spider Invasion
    308
  67. Girl in Gold Boots
    249
  68. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    202
  69. Girls Town
    259
  70. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    265
  71. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    172
  72. Gorgo
    155
  73. Pilot - The Green Slime
    55
  74. Gunslinger
    143
  75. Hamlet
    157
  76. Hangar 18
    40
  77. The Hellcats
    98
  78. Hercules
    136
  79. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    186
  80. Hercules and the Captive Women
    137
  81. Hercules Unchained
    160
  82. High School Big Shot
    163
  83. Hobgoblins
    353
  84. Horror of Party Beach
    280
  85. Horrors of Spider Island
    197
  86. The Human Duplicators
    182
  87. Humanoid Woman
    38
  88. I Accuse My Parents
    364
  89. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    171
  90. The Incredible Melting Man
    242
  91. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    243
  92. The Indestructible Man
    139
  93. Invaders from the Deep
    27
  94. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    221
  95. Invasion USA
    146
  96. It Conquered the World
    244
  97. It Lives by Night
    152
  98. Jack Frost
    286
  99. Jungle Goddess
    160
  100. The Killer Shrews
    220
  101. King Dinosaur
    179
  102. Kitten with a Whip
    138
  103. Laserblast
    347
  104. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    130
  105. The Last Chase
    33
  106. Last of the Wild Horses
    141
  107. The Leech Woman
    204
  108. Legend of the Dinosaurs
    40
  109. Lost Continent
    221
  110. The Mad Monster
    123
  111. The Magic Sword
    182
  112. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    191
  113. Manhunt in Space
    144
  114. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    618
  115. Master Ninja I
    227
  116. Master Ninja II
    144
  117. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    287
  118. Mighty Jack
    29
  119. Mighty Jack
    152
  120. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
    27
  121. Mitchell
    522
  122. The Mole People
    170
  123. Monster A-Go Go
    312
  124. Moon Zero Two
    172
  125. Night of the Blood Beast
    274
  126. Operation Double 007
    206
  127. Outlaw of Gor
    281
  128. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    378
  129. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    243
  130. The Phantom Planet
    195
  131. Phase IV
    50
  132. Pod People
    505
  133. Prince of Space
    401
  134. Project Moonbase
    103
  135. The Projected Man
    181
  136. Puma Man
    456
  137. Quest of the Delta Knights
    235
  138. Racket Girls
    151
  139. Radar Secret Service
    193
  140. The Rebel Set
    142
  141. Red Zone Cuba
    208
  142. Revenge of the Creature
    196
  143. Revenge of the Mysterons From Mars
    25
  144. Riding with Death
    349
  145. Ring of Terror
    173
  146. Robot Holocaust
    133
  147. Robot Monster
    137
  148. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    182
  149. Rocket Attack USA
    136
  150. Rocketship X-M
    257
  151. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    248
  152. San Francisco International
    233
  153. Santa Claus
    262
  154. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    264
  155. The Screaming Skull
    237
  156. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    189
  157. The She-Creature
    152
  158. The Sidehackers
    185
  159. The Sinister Urge
    194
  160. The Skydivers
    237
  161. The Slime People
    107
  162. Soultaker
    336
  163. The Space Children
    148
  164. Space Mutiny
    818
  165. Space Travelers
    133
  166. Squirm
    207
  167. SST: Death Flight
    72
  168. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    12
  169. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    227
  170. The Starfighters
    208
  171. Stranded in Space
    116
  172. Superdome
    41
  173. Swamp Diamonds
    139
  174. The Sword and the Dragon
    196
  175. Teenage Caveman
    131
  176. Teenage Crime Wave
    157
  177. Teenage Strangler
    284
  178. Teenagers from Outer Space
    246
  179. Terror from the Year 5000
    215
  180. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    164
  181. Time Chasers
    395
  182. Time of the Apes
    22
  183. Time of the Apes
    245
  184. Tormented
    196
  185. The Touch of Satan
    304
  186. Track of the Moon Beast
    246
  187. The Undead
    211
  188. The Unearthly
    178
  189. Untamed Youth
    121
  190. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    203
  191. Village of the Giants
    175
  192. The Violent Years
    146
  193. War of the Colossal Beast
    202
  194. Warrior of the Lost World
    287
  195. Werewolf
    477
  196. Wild Rebels
    144
  197. The Wild World of Batwoman
    205
  198. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    149
  199. Zombie Nightmare
    272

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514 - Teenage Strangler - almost 5 years ago
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If they didn't appear in the same shot multiple times throughout the movie, I'd swear that Betty and Mikey were the same person.


1012 - Squirm - about 4 years ago
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"Say, Girlfriend, now that we've started finding bodies, why don't I leave you here in the middle of nowhere alone with this guy you obviously hate. You know, the passive-aggressive guy who, as far as we can tell at this point, seems like the most likely culprit for the dead guy we just found? Oh, don't worry about me; you just stay here in the rowboat with Oily McCrazy-eyes while I take his truck. BYE!"


524 - 12 to the Moon - over 3 years ago
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A bickering twelve-person crew
Finds air, life, and death on the moo'.
Translated dingbats
Say the moonies love cats
And watching Earth scientists screw.


210 - King Dinosaur - over 4 years ago
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[rolleyes]

Why even bother to have "lady scientists" in your film if all they do is scream, whine about marriage and generally serve as dead weight. Hell, the not-so-happy housewives of It Conquered The World had more gumption than this. And Queen Laura from The Outlaw was more sympathetic.


1008 - Final Justice - almost 3 years ago
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You know what's wrong with this movie (besides that, that, and that)? It's how Sheriff Geronimo keeps correcting people on the pronunciation of his name. It would be one thing if they were trying and failing to say "Goyathlay" or "Goyahkla," but no; he's telling a bunch of Maltese and Italian speakers the "correct" way to pronounce the Spanish version of Jerome.


905 - The Deadly Bees - over 5 years ago
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"Previously on the Satellite of Love" is my all-time favorite opener.


The Towering Limferno
K16 - City on Fire - over 2 years ago
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Three terrible tots take a toke
Near a gas plant, where safety's a joke.
For the anchor, mayor, doctor,
Nurse, heiress, and stalker,
All things are made clear in the smoke.


K15 - Superdome - over 5 years ago
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I thought I was ready. After I survived apes and ants, dinosaurs, mutants, androids, airplanes and turtles, I thought I could handle anything. No one told me there would be football!


101 - The Crawling Eye - over 5 years ago
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Everybody looks so young!

And so stiff...


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - over 5 years ago
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At least The Creeping Terror got its title half right. The Terror From the Year 5000 doesn't just fail to terrify, but it actually comes from the year 5200. Tisk tisk. Observer musical number in the middle makes it worthwhile.


706 - Laserblast - over 5 years ago
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This was very nearly the last episode of MST3K ever. On the one hand, this would have meant ending the series on a high note; on the other, we'd have missed out on Bobo, Brain Guy, and all the great stuff from the next three seasons.
Highlights include Mike becoming a Starfleet captain, ineffectual claymation aliens, and a special guest appearance by Trace Beaulieu's real-life father.


Dear Mister Musician Guy
402 - The Giant Gila Monster - almost 4 years ago
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1. That's a banjolele.
2. You're holding it all wrong.


Recent Riffs

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It's turning into a T&A film.
Terrible & Awful?


K11 - Humanoid Woman - over 5 years ago
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This is corny. They're corn Czechs!


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You'd be less conspicuous without the gun and the money...


524 - 12 to the Moon - over 5 years ago
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Future may not be available as seen. Individual fates may vary. Future not available in Africa, India, or Central or South America.


607 - Bloodlust - over 5 years ago
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I wish they'd invent computers so I'd have somewhere to belong.


910 - The Final Sacrifice - over 5 years ago
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Aw, merde; mon pied!


622 - Angels' Revenge - over 5 years ago
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We're thinking of opening a fascist petting zoo.


107 - Robot Monster - almost 4 years ago
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Is this the end of the film, Joel?
I don't think it is.
Have you ever had a déjà vu, Joel?


606 - The Creeping Terror - over 5 years ago
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I've got to find a petting zoo. There are times when a man just needs the touch of a llama.


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Mike, is that lady sick?
I hope so.


K15 - Superdome - over 5 years ago
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There's a livery service?
Just in case anybody gets pregnant.


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - about 5 years ago
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I love how deeply Tony Cardoza gets into his character.
Yeah, he goes in there and he just sits.