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Favorite Episodes
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12 to the Moon
43
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Agent for H.A.R.M.
60
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Alien from L.A.
53
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The Amazing Colossal Man
52
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The Amazing Transparent Man
32
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Angels' Revenge
53
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Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
45
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The Atomic Brain
45
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Attack of the Giant Leeches
36
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Attack of the the Eye Creatures
66
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The Beast of Yucca Flats
51
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The Beatniks
50
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Beginning of the End
64
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Being from Another Planet
38
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The Black Scorpion
21
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Blood Waters of Dr. Z
48
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Bloodlust
44
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Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
103
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The Brain that Wouldn't Die
94
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Bride of the Monster
44
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The Brute Man
42
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The Castle of Fu Manchu
31
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Catalina Caper
66
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Cave Dwellers
99
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City Limits
38
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City on Fire
13
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Code Name Diamond Head
41
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Colossus and the Headhunters
34
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The Corpse Vanishes
36
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Cosmic Princess
11
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Crash of the Moons
37
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The Crawling Eye
48
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The Crawling Hand
34
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The Creeping Terror
66
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Daddy-O
55
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Danger! Death Ray
123
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The Day the Earth Froze
49
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The Dead Talk Back
61
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The Deadly Bees
52
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The Deadly Mantis
55
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Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
85
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Devil Doll
53
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Devil Fish
61
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Diabolik
50
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Earth vs. the Spider
50
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Eegah
97
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Escape 2000
55
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Final Justice
65
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The Final Sacrifice
196
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Fire Maidens of Outer Space
64
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First Spaceship on Venus
33
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Fugitive Alien
7
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Fugitive Alien
71
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Future War
79
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Gamera
6
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Gamera
40
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Gamera vs. Barugon
13
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Gamera vs. Barugon
24
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Gamera vs. Gaos
5
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Gamera vs. Gaos
31
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Gamera vs. Guiron
7
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Gamera vs. Guiron
61
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Gamera vs. Zigra
6
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Gamera vs. Zigra
26
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The Giant Gila Monster
56
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The Giant Spider Invasion
80
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Girl in Gold Boots
83
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The Girl in Lovers Lane
56
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Girls Town
61
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Godzilla vs. Megalon
63
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Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
53
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Gorgo
45
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Pilot - The Green Slime
6
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Gunslinger
30
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Hamlet
46
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Hangar 18
14
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The Hellcats
21
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Hercules
32
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Hercules Against the Moon Men
43
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Hercules and the Captive Women
33
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Hercules Unchained
36
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High School Big Shot
41
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Hobgoblins
118
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Horror of Party Beach
83
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Horrors of Spider Island
50
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The Human Duplicators
41
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Humanoid Woman
10
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I Accuse My Parents
84
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I Was a Teenage Werewolf
39
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The Incredible Melting Man
74
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The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
81
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The Indestructible Man
34
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Invaders from the Deep
4
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Invasion of the Neptune Men
69
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Invasion USA
37
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It Conquered the World
57
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It Lives by Night
45
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Jack Frost
79
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Jungle Goddess
38
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The Killer Shrews
61
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King Dinosaur
39
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Kitten with a Whip
27
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Laserblast
102
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Lassie: The Painted Hills
37
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The Last Chase
11
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Last of the Wild Horses
33
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The Leech Woman
53
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Legend of the Dinosaurs
9
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Lost Continent
54
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The Mad Monster
28
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The Magic Sword
36
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The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
52
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Manhunt in Space
30
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Manos: The Hands of Fate
177
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Master Ninja I
60
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Master Ninja II
35
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Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
82
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Mighty Jack
11
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Mighty Jack
40
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The Million Eyes of Sumuru
9
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Mitchell
141
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The Mole People
56
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Monster A-Go Go
93
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Moon Zero Two
35
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Night of the Blood Beast
70
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Operation Double 007
58
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Outlaw of Gor
76
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Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
115
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Parts: The Clonus Horror
71
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The Phantom Planet
55
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Phase IV
15
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Pod People
139
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Prince of Space
109
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Project Moonbase
21
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The Projected Man
56
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Puma Man
139
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Quest of the Delta Knights
73
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Racket Girls
43
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Radar Secret Service
39
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The Rebel Set
40
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Red Zone Cuba
66
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Revenge of the Creature
47
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Revenge of the Mysterons From Mars
5
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Riding with Death
107
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Ring of Terror
39
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Robot Holocaust
29
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Robot Monster
34
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The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
48
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Rocket Attack USA
32
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Rocketship X-M
62
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Samson Vs The Vampire Women
55
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San Francisco International
63
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Santa Claus
73
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Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
66
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The Screaming Skull
74
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Secret Agent Super Dragon
42
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The She-Creature
40
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The Sidehackers
53
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The Sinister Urge
55
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The Skydivers
77
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The Slime People
25
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Soultaker
101
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The Space Children
47
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Space Mutiny
216
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Space Travelers
27
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Squirm
57
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SST: Death Flight
15
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Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
1
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Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
58
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The Starfighters
59
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Stranded in Space
25
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Superdome
13
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Swamp Diamonds
29
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The Sword and the Dragon
51
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Teenage Caveman
30
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Teenage Crime Wave
37
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Teenage Strangler
85
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Teenagers from Outer Space
66
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Terror from the Year 5000
46
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The Thing That Couldn't Die
50
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Time Chasers
115
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Time of the Apes
8
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Time of the Apes
56
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Tormented
53
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The Touch of Satan
83
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Track of the Moon Beast
78
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The Undead
55
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The Unearthly
38
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Untamed Youth
28
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The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
61
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Village of the Giants
42
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The Violent Years
48
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War of the Colossal Beast
60
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Warrior of the Lost World
82
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Werewolf
137
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Wild Rebels
34
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The Wild World of Batwoman
53
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Women of the Prehistoric Planet
38
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Zombie Nightmare
66
Recent Comments Sorted by how recently someone replied
Recent Riffs
618 - High School Big Shot
- about 5 hours ago
I've never sat on a loaf of bread before. Feels great!
102 - The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
- 7 days ago
When in San Fernando, visit Manuelo! Tickle his belly; he'll shake his leg for you.
520 - Radar Secret Service
- about 1 year ago
"My first suggestion would be to get rid of that radar truck."
BLASPHEMER!
1011 - Horrors of Spider Island
- about 1 month ago
"Repeat your position! Repeat your position!"
I'm sitting.
315 - Teenage Caveman
- about 1 month ago
"Notice that the arms do not rotate as in snow ski jumping." They just snap clean away.





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As a person with chronic migraines, I know what it is to want to run a power-drill through your own head.
Good stuff.
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Favorites 15: Alien Invasion Movies. Mine, without a shadow of a doubt has to be Killer Klowns from Outer Space. Yours?
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Just curious. How long has the site been around, and how long have YOU been on it? I just came around about 3 months ago after discovering it on a random youtube search for episodes, and went oh mah gawd.
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Sweet Mary Mother of The Babby Jesus....
(Minor Backstory: Last year, wife got a job teaching up north near our vacation home so we've been in the process of making that our permanent home. The long winter did not make sitting in the garage, sorting and unpacking bins inviting so it's been a slow process).
Just recently I posted about finally re-sorting our DVDs..which was a pretty daunting task.
But now I'm onto our books...and... bibliophiles though we might be (+ the wife being a teacher and basically being a student for the entire 16 years I've known her up until last year), I cannot believe the books we have accumulated together.
The first bin i just went through was 90 books. Now, that will vary as some bins are all paperbacks and some all big hardbacks and some a mix.... but there are TWENTY FIVE OF THE DAMN THINGS. We're looking at over 2000 books and that's excluding the fact that all my fave books are still back at our old place in my old man-cave.
Jiminy Cricket I don't even know what we're gonna do with all these. I love collections and any book could come in handy with my wife being an educator, but we gotta figure out what we're willing to part with.
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Not exactly MST3k related...but, how's this for a freaky creature! Looks like something from a b movie. (Hey, it is MST3k related!) http://twistedsifter.com/2012/09/picture-of-the-day-the-venezuelan-poodle-moth/
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This has been haunting me for months. I could SWEAR that about a year ago, I watched one of the early episodes in which Joel stands up, walks toward the left of the screen and points with two fingers at something happening in the film. Between those two fingers was a half-smoked, likely lit cigarette. Not as part of a bit, but as if he was really smoking during taping. Am I crazy? (Don't answer that.) Seriously, did I conjure this up out of my fertile imagination?
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Favorites Volume 14: Slashers. I'm going to go ahead and mention the Maniac Cop franchise. There's is just something I love about a serial killer in white gloves, plus you can never go wrong with Bruce Campbell.
CRAZY CHIN!