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NS - almost 3 years ago

Inspired by Pika's thread, I'm going to write a limerick for every episode, alphabetically. Watch this space.


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NS - over 3 years ago

Favorite Episodes

  1. 12 to the Moon
    174
  2. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    226
  3. Alien from L.A.
    242
  4. The Amazing Colossal Man
    173
  5. The Amazing Transparent Man
    125
  6. Angels' Revenge
    183
  7. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    151
  8. The Atomic Brain
    138
  9. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    177
  10. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    195
  11. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    226
  12. The Beatniks
    161
  13. Beginning of the End
    232
  14. Being from Another Planet
    164
  15. The Black Scorpion
    95
  16. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    179
  17. Bloodlust
    152
  18. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    302
  19. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    291
  20. Bride of the Monster
    196
  21. The Brute Man
    180
  22. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    135
  23. Catalina Caper
    233
  24. Cave Dwellers
    367
  25. City Limits
    146
  26. City on Fire
    44
  27. Code Name Diamond Head
    158
  28. Colossus and the Headhunters
    152
  29. The Corpse Vanishes
    123
  30. Cosmic Princess
    41
  31. Crash of the Moons
    136
  32. The Crawling Eye
    216
  33. The Crawling Hand
    131
  34. The Creeping Terror
    219
  35. Daddy-O
    211
  36. Danger! Death Ray
    404
  37. The Day the Earth Froze
    230
  38. The Dead Talk Back
    244
  39. The Deadly Bees
    177
  40. The Deadly Mantis
    172
  41. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    290
  42. Devil Doll
    209
  43. Devil Fish
    223
  44. Diabolik
    182
  45. Earth vs. the Spider
    167
  46. Eegah
    341
  47. Escape 2000
    216
  48. Final Justice
    233
  49. The Final Sacrifice
    657
  50. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    184
  51. First Spaceship on Venus
    128
  52. Fugitive Alien
    21
  53. Fugitive Alien
    276
  54. Future War
    233
  55. Gamera
    29
  56. Gamera
    196
  57. Gamera vs. Barugon
    42
  58. Gamera vs. Barugon
    137
  59. Gamera vs. Gaos
    21
  60. Gamera vs. Gaos
    117
  61. Gamera vs. Guiron
    18
  62. Gamera vs. Guiron
    205
  63. Gamera vs. Zigra
    19
  64. Gamera vs. Zigra
    136
  65. The Giant Gila Monster
    206
  66. The Giant Spider Invasion
    298
  67. Girl in Gold Boots
    242
  68. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    194
  69. Girls Town
    251
  70. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    242
  71. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    161
  72. Gorgo
    153
  73. Pilot - The Green Slime
    52
  74. Gunslinger
    134
  75. Hamlet
    148
  76. Hangar 18
    37
  77. The Hellcats
    89
  78. Hercules
    127
  79. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    177
  80. Hercules and the Captive Women
    131
  81. Hercules Unchained
    157
  82. High School Big Shot
    157
  83. Hobgoblins
    343
  84. Horror of Party Beach
    274
  85. Horrors of Spider Island
    188
  86. The Human Duplicators
    171
  87. Humanoid Woman
    35
  88. I Accuse My Parents
    353
  89. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    166
  90. The Incredible Melting Man
    235
  91. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    236
  92. The Indestructible Man
    136
  93. Invaders from the Deep
    23
  94. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    214
  95. Invasion USA
    141
  96. It Conquered the World
    233
  97. It Lives by Night
    145
  98. Jack Frost
    280
  99. Jungle Goddess
    149
  100. The Killer Shrews
    214
  101. King Dinosaur
    168
  102. Kitten with a Whip
    131
  103. Laserblast
    342
  104. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    122
  105. The Last Chase
    31
  106. Last of the Wild Horses
    137
  107. The Leech Woman
    195
  108. Legend of the Dinosaurs
    38
  109. Lost Continent
    212
  110. The Mad Monster
    115
  111. The Magic Sword
    174
  112. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    182
  113. Manhunt in Space
    141
  114. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    606
  115. Master Ninja I
    221
  116. Master Ninja II
    138
  117. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    283
  118. Mighty Jack
    27
  119. Mighty Jack
    146
  120. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
    23
  121. Mitchell
    506
  122. The Mole People
    162
  123. Monster A-Go Go
    302
  124. Moon Zero Two
    161
  125. Night of the Blood Beast
    267
  126. Operation Double 007
    199
  127. Outlaw of Gor
    268
  128. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    368
  129. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    235
  130. The Phantom Planet
    186
  131. Phase IV
    47
  132. Pod People
    485
  133. Prince of Space
    387
  134. Project Moonbase
    92
  135. The Projected Man
    174
  136. Puma Man
    446
  137. Quest of the Delta Knights
    227
  138. Racket Girls
    147
  139. Radar Secret Service
    180
  140. The Rebel Set
    138
  141. Red Zone Cuba
    196
  142. Revenge of the Creature
    185
  143. Revenge of the Mysterons From Mars
    22
  144. Riding with Death
    338
  145. Ring of Terror
    163
  146. Robot Holocaust
    126
  147. Robot Monster
    131
  148. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    171
  149. Rocket Attack USA
    127
  150. Rocketship X-M
    243
  151. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    237
  152. San Francisco International
    225
  153. Santa Claus
    254
  154. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    261
  155. The Screaming Skull
    233
  156. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    185
  157. The She-Creature
    146
  158. The Sidehackers
    174
  159. The Sinister Urge
    187
  160. The Skydivers
    228
  161. The Slime People
    98
  162. Soultaker
    326
  163. The Space Children
    139
  164. Space Mutiny
    794
  165. Space Travelers
    126
  166. Squirm
    197
  167. SST: Death Flight
    67
  168. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    10
  169. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    215
  170. The Starfighters
    202
  171. Stranded in Space
    110
  172. Superdome
    38
  173. Swamp Diamonds
    133
  174. The Sword and the Dragon
    190
  175. Teenage Caveman
    126
  176. Teenage Crime Wave
    151
  177. Teenage Strangler
    275
  178. Teenagers from Outer Space
    232
  179. Terror from the Year 5000
    209
  180. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    160
  181. Time Chasers
    387
  182. Time of the Apes
    20
  183. Time of the Apes
    230
  184. Tormented
    188
  185. The Touch of Satan
    294
  186. Track of the Moon Beast
    239
  187. The Undead
    207
  188. The Unearthly
    170
  189. Untamed Youth
    109
  190. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    194
  191. Village of the Giants
    169
  192. The Violent Years
    140
  193. War of the Colossal Beast
    192
  194. Warrior of the Lost World
    282
  195. Werewolf
    463
  196. Wild Rebels
    138
  197. The Wild World of Batwoman
    192
  198. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    144
  199. Zombie Nightmare
    267

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