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NS - over 5 years ago
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Inspired by Pika's thread, I'm going to write a limerick for every episode, alphabetically. Watch this space.


NS - about 6 years ago
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Favorite Episodes

  1. 12 to the Moon
    203
  2. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    260
  3. Alien from L.A.
    276
  4. The Amazing Colossal Man
    213
  5. The Amazing Transparent Man
    143
  6. Angels' Revenge
    208
  7. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    170
  8. The Atomic Brain
    170
  9. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    218
  10. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    228
  11. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    255
  12. The Beatniks
    187
  13. Beginning of the End
    265
  14. Being from Another Planet
    196
  15. The Black Scorpion
    123
  16. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    207
  17. Bloodlust
    186
  18. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    338
  19. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    337
  20. Bride of the Monster
    233
  21. The Brute Man
    215
  22. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    151
  23. Catalina Caper
    267
  24. Cave Dwellers
    432
  25. City Limits
    172
  26. City on Fire
    50
  27. Code Name Diamond Head
    184
  28. Colossus and the Headhunters
    181
  29. The Corpse Vanishes
    153
  30. Cosmic Princess
    49
  31. Crash of the Moons
    171
  32. The Crawling Eye
    258
  33. The Crawling Hand
    161
  34. The Creeping Terror
    249
  35. Daddy-O
    251
  36. Danger! Death Ray
    472
  37. The Day the Earth Froze
    276
  38. The Dead Talk Back
    279
  39. The Deadly Bees
    216
  40. The Deadly Mantis
    214
  41. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    334
  42. Devil Doll
    245
  43. Devil Fish
    257
  44. Diabolik
    211
  45. Earth vs. the Spider
    201
  46. Eegah
    387
  47. Escape 2000
    255
  48. Final Justice
    266
  49. The Final Sacrifice
    751
  50. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    222
  51. First Spaceship on Venus
    155
  52. Fugitive Alien
    26
  53. Fugitive Alien
    328
  54. Future War
    262
  55. Gamera
    41
  56. Gamera
    246
  57. Gamera vs. Barugon
    52
  58. Gamera vs. Barugon
    176
  59. Gamera vs. Gaos
    31
  60. Gamera vs. Gaos
    150
  61. Gamera vs. Guiron
    26
  62. Gamera vs. Guiron
    249
  63. Gamera vs. Zigra
    29
  64. Gamera vs. Zigra
    173
  65. The Giant Gila Monster
    256
  66. The Giant Spider Invasion
    345
  67. Girl in Gold Boots
    278
  68. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    222
  69. Girls Town
    285
  70. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    309
  71. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    200
  72. Gorgo
    177
  73. Pilot - The Green Slime
    66
  74. Gunslinger
    163
  75. Hamlet
    176
  76. Hangar 18
    46
  77. The Hellcats
    113
  78. Hercules
    153
  79. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    217
  80. Hercules and the Captive Women
    157
  81. Hercules Unchained
    183
  82. High School Big Shot
    189
  83. Hobgoblins
    392
  84. Horror of Party Beach
    311
  85. Horrors of Spider Island
    223
  86. The Human Duplicators
    207
  87. Humanoid Woman
    44
  88. I Accuse My Parents
    405
  89. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    202
  90. The Incredible Melting Man
    274
  91. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    282
  92. The Indestructible Man
    159
  93. Invaders from the Deep
    39
  94. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    243
  95. Invasion USA
    176
  96. It Conquered the World
    287
  97. It Lives by Night
    171
  98. Jack Frost
    331
  99. Jungle Goddess
    190
  100. The Killer Shrews
    254
  101. King Dinosaur
    202
  102. Kitten with a Whip
    151
  103. Laserblast
    394
  104. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    153
  105. The Last Chase
    35
  106. Last of the Wild Horses
    163
  107. The Leech Woman
    238
  108. Legend of the Dinosaurs
    47
  109. Lost Continent
    245
  110. The Mad Monster
    138
  111. The Magic Sword
    205
  112. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    218
  113. Manhunt in Space
    168
  114. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    678
  115. Master Ninja I
    255
  116. Master Ninja II
    159
  117. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    325
  118. Mighty Jack
    31
  119. Mighty Jack
    173
  120. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
    31
  121. Mitchell
    576
  122. The Mole People
    202
  123. Monster A-Go Go
    339
  124. Moon Zero Two
    201
  125. Night of the Blood Beast
    314
  126. Operation Double 007
    234
  127. Outlaw of Gor
    316
  128. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    421
  129. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    282
  130. The Phantom Planet
    222
  131. Phase IV
    60
  132. Pod People
    565
  133. Prince of Space
    456
  134. Project Moonbase
    116
  135. The Projected Man
    205
  136. Puma Man
    513
  137. Quest of the Delta Knights
    258
  138. Racket Girls
    172
  139. Radar Secret Service
    224
  140. The Rebel Set
    160
  141. Red Zone Cuba
    228
  142. Revenge of the Creature
    227
  143. Revenge of the Mysterons From Mars
    36
  144. Riding with Death
    390
  145. Ring of Terror
    192
  146. Robot Holocaust
    158
  147. Robot Monster
    155
  148. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    206
  149. Rocket Attack USA
    153
  150. Rocketship X-M
    282
  151. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    277
  152. San Francisco International
    266
  153. Santa Claus
    290
  154. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    297
  155. The Screaming Skull
    274
  156. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    216
  157. The She-Creature
    173
  158. The Sidehackers
    206
  159. The Sinister Urge
    216
  160. The Skydivers
    273
  161. The Slime People
    124
  162. Soultaker
    374
  163. The Space Children
    178
  164. Space Mutiny
    893
  165. Space Travelers
    153
  166. Squirm
    236
  167. SST: Death Flight
    79
  168. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    15
  169. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    253
  170. The Starfighters
    237
  171. Stranded in Space
    130
  172. Superdome
    44
  173. Swamp Diamonds
    153
  174. The Sword and the Dragon
    222
  175. Teenage Caveman
    156
  176. Teenage Crime Wave
    182
  177. Teenage Strangler
    312
  178. Teenagers from Outer Space
    283
  179. Terror from the Year 5000
    245
  180. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    198
  181. Time Chasers
    435
  182. Time of the Apes
    25
  183. Time of the Apes
    278
  184. Tormented
    221
  185. The Touch of Satan
    343
  186. Track of the Moon Beast
    280
  187. The Undead
    243
  188. The Unearthly
    203
  189. Untamed Youth
    134
  190. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    225
  191. Village of the Giants
    193
  192. The Violent Years
    170
  193. War of the Colossal Beast
    226
  194. Warrior of the Lost World
    329
  195. Werewolf
    534
  196. Wild Rebels
    166
  197. The Wild World of Batwoman
    230
  198. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    171
  199. Zombie Nightmare
    304

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K11 - Humanoid Woman - over 7 years ago
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Under different circumstances, I think "Go to the astra" could have been the companion piece to "Leave the Bronx."


1013 - Diabolik - over 7 years ago
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I feel kinda bad for laughing at Pearl's breakdown (and related makeup malfunction) in the first segment, but I do, every time.


208 - Lost Continent - over 7 years ago
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I think Rock Climbing may in fact be worse than Deep Hurting. What do you think, sirs?


207 - Wild Rebels - over 7 years ago
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A goatee, Joel? Really?


511 - Gunslinger - over 7 years ago
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I love it when Tom warps space and time. Classic!


415 - The Beatniks - over 5 years ago
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I just realized that I own exactly two polo shirts. Quickly, pass me my bongos and pour me another cup of stale coffee before I slip any farther from beatnikness!


518 - The Atomic Brain - over 7 years ago
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Sometimes I couldn't tell who was meowing: the catgirl, or one of the guys.


912 - The Screaming Skull - over 7 years ago
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I have a new favorite host seg. Tom servo as a gentle butterfly,defies his very nature(which I characterize as beligerant). Hilarious!


310 - Fugitive Alien - over 7 years ago
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Some of this episode's best gags just aren't the same in text...


514 - Teenage Strangler - almost 7 years ago
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If they didn't appear in the same shot multiple times throughout the movie, I'd swear that Betty and Mikey were the same person.


1012 - Squirm - about 6 years ago
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"Say, Girlfriend, now that we've started finding bodies, why don't I leave you here in the middle of nowhere alone with this guy you obviously hate. You know, the passive-aggressive guy who, as far as we can tell at this point, seems like the most likely culprit for the dead guy we just found? Oh, don't worry about me; you just stay here in the rowboat with Oily McCrazy-eyes while I take his truck. BYE!"


524 - 12 to the Moon - over 5 years ago
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A bickering twelve-person crew
Finds air, life, and death on the moo'.
Translated dingbats
Say the moonies love cats
And watching Earth scientists screw.


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515 - The Wild World of Batwoman - about 6 years ago
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END! END!


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It's turning into a T&A film.
Terrible & Awful?


K11 - Humanoid Woman - over 7 years ago
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This is corny. They're corn Czechs!


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You'd be less conspicuous without the gun and the money...


524 - 12 to the Moon - over 7 years ago
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Future may not be available as seen. Individual fates may vary. Future not available in Africa, India, or Central or South America.


607 - Bloodlust - over 7 years ago
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I wish they'd invent computers so I'd have somewhere to belong.


910 - The Final Sacrifice - over 7 years ago
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Aw, merde; mon pied!


622 - Angels' Revenge - over 7 years ago
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We're thinking of opening a fascist petting zoo.


107 - Robot Monster - almost 6 years ago
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Is this the end of the film, Joel?
I don't think it is.
Have you ever had a déjà vu, Joel?


606 - The Creeping Terror - over 7 years ago
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I've got to find a petting zoo. There are times when a man just needs the touch of a llama.


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Mike, is that lady sick?
I hope so.


K15 - Superdome - over 7 years ago
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There's a livery service?
Just in case anybody gets pregnant.