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NS - almost 5 years ago
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Inspired by Pika's thread, I'm going to write a limerick for every episode, alphabetically. Watch this space.


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Favorite Episodes

  1. 12 to the Moon
    198
  2. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    251
  3. Alien from L.A.
    268
  4. The Amazing Colossal Man
    203
  5. The Amazing Transparent Man
    139
  6. Angels' Revenge
    203
  7. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    168
  8. The Atomic Brain
    164
  9. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    208
  10. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    223
  11. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    248
  12. The Beatniks
    181
  13. Beginning of the End
    254
  14. Being from Another Planet
    190
  15. The Black Scorpion
    117
  16. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    204
  17. Bloodlust
    182
  18. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    336
  19. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    328
  20. Bride of the Monster
    227
  21. The Brute Man
    209
  22. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    148
  23. Catalina Caper
    258
  24. Cave Dwellers
    419
  25. City Limits
    168
  26. City on Fire
    48
  27. Code Name Diamond Head
    182
  28. Colossus and the Headhunters
    175
  29. The Corpse Vanishes
    148
  30. Cosmic Princess
    47
  31. Crash of the Moons
    166
  32. The Crawling Eye
    252
  33. The Crawling Hand
    155
  34. The Creeping Terror
    243
  35. Daddy-O
    243
  36. Danger! Death Ray
    454
  37. The Day the Earth Froze
    268
  38. The Dead Talk Back
    276
  39. The Deadly Bees
    211
  40. The Deadly Mantis
    208
  41. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    325
  42. Devil Doll
    240
  43. Devil Fish
    248
  44. Diabolik
    207
  45. Earth vs. the Spider
    191
  46. Eegah
    378
  47. Escape 2000
    249
  48. Final Justice
    259
  49. The Final Sacrifice
    734
  50. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    217
  51. First Spaceship on Venus
    151
  52. Fugitive Alien
    25
  53. Fugitive Alien
    320
  54. Future War
    253
  55. Gamera
    38
  56. Gamera
    234
  57. Gamera vs. Barugon
    49
  58. Gamera vs. Barugon
    168
  59. Gamera vs. Gaos
    29
  60. Gamera vs. Gaos
    144
  61. Gamera vs. Guiron
    23
  62. Gamera vs. Guiron
    239
  63. Gamera vs. Zigra
    26
  64. Gamera vs. Zigra
    167
  65. The Giant Gila Monster
    246
  66. The Giant Spider Invasion
    334
  67. Girl in Gold Boots
    270
  68. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    217
  69. Girls Town
    282
  70. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    297
  71. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    188
  72. Gorgo
    165
  73. Pilot - The Green Slime
    62
  74. Gunslinger
    160
  75. Hamlet
    176
  76. Hangar 18
    45
  77. The Hellcats
    110
  78. Hercules
    151
  79. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    207
  80. Hercules and the Captive Women
    152
  81. Hercules Unchained
    177
  82. High School Big Shot
    184
  83. Hobgoblins
    379
  84. Horror of Party Beach
    307
  85. Horrors of Spider Island
    218
  86. The Human Duplicators
    201
  87. Humanoid Woman
    41
  88. I Accuse My Parents
    398
  89. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    189
  90. The Incredible Melting Man
    268
  91. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    272
  92. The Indestructible Man
    152
  93. Invaders from the Deep
    36
  94. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    237
  95. Invasion USA
    171
  96. It Conquered the World
    277
  97. It Lives by Night
    168
  98. Jack Frost
    324
  99. Jungle Goddess
    181
  100. The Killer Shrews
    249
  101. King Dinosaur
    196
  102. Kitten with a Whip
    149
  103. Laserblast
    383
  104. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    151
  105. The Last Chase
    34
  106. Last of the Wild Horses
    158
  107. The Leech Woman
    229
  108. Legend of the Dinosaurs
    46
  109. Lost Continent
    238
  110. The Mad Monster
    136
  111. The Magic Sword
    201
  112. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    209
  113. Manhunt in Space
    161
  114. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    663
  115. Master Ninja I
    248
  116. Master Ninja II
    154
  117. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    317
  118. Mighty Jack
    29
  119. Mighty Jack
    166
  120. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
    28
  121. Mitchell
    565
  122. The Mole People
    196
  123. Monster A-Go Go
    330
  124. Moon Zero Two
    190
  125. Night of the Blood Beast
    306
  126. Operation Double 007
    227
  127. Outlaw of Gor
    307
  128. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    410
  129. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    269
  130. The Phantom Planet
    212
  131. Phase IV
    57
  132. Pod People
    550
  133. Prince of Space
    451
  134. Project Moonbase
    111
  135. The Projected Man
    196
  136. Puma Man
    502
  137. Quest of the Delta Knights
    252
  138. Racket Girls
    167
  139. Radar Secret Service
    216
  140. The Rebel Set
    156
  141. Red Zone Cuba
    222
  142. Revenge of the Creature
    214
  143. Revenge of the Mysterons From Mars
    33
  144. Riding with Death
    381
  145. Ring of Terror
    187
  146. Robot Holocaust
    148
  147. Robot Monster
    150
  148. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    197
  149. Rocket Attack USA
    146
  150. Rocketship X-M
    275
  151. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    270
  152. San Francisco International
    255
  153. Santa Claus
    286
  154. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    287
  155. The Screaming Skull
    264
  156. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    212
  157. The She-Creature
    168
  158. The Sidehackers
    201
  159. The Sinister Urge
    210
  160. The Skydivers
    266
  161. The Slime People
    122
  162. Soultaker
    364
  163. The Space Children
    173
  164. Space Mutiny
    874
  165. Space Travelers
    148
  166. Squirm
    232
  167. SST: Death Flight
    75
  168. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    14
  169. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    249
  170. The Starfighters
    230
  171. Stranded in Space
    126
  172. Superdome
    42
  173. Swamp Diamonds
    148
  174. The Sword and the Dragon
    215
  175. Teenage Caveman
    149
  176. Teenage Crime Wave
    177
  177. Teenage Strangler
    306
  178. Teenagers from Outer Space
    276
  179. Terror from the Year 5000
    235
  180. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    193
  181. Time Chasers
    425
  182. Time of the Apes
    23
  183. Time of the Apes
    265
  184. Tormented
    218
  185. The Touch of Satan
    334
  186. Track of the Moon Beast
    271
  187. The Undead
    236
  188. The Unearthly
    194
  189. Untamed Youth
    132
  190. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    219
  191. Village of the Giants
    191
  192. The Violent Years
    167
  193. War of the Colossal Beast
    216
  194. Warrior of the Lost World
    318
  195. Werewolf
    518
  196. Wild Rebels
    160
  197. The Wild World of Batwoman
    227
  198. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    165
  199. Zombie Nightmare
    295

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208 - Lost Continent - about 7 years ago
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I think Rock Climbing may in fact be worse than Deep Hurting. What do you think, sirs?


207 - Wild Rebels - about 7 years ago
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A goatee, Joel? Really?


511 - Gunslinger - about 7 years ago
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I love it when Tom warps space and time. Classic!


415 - The Beatniks - almost 5 years ago
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I just realized that I own exactly two polo shirts. Quickly, pass me my bongos and pour me another cup of stale coffee before I slip any farther from beatnikness!


518 - The Atomic Brain - about 7 years ago
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Sometimes I couldn't tell who was meowing: the catgirl, or one of the guys.


912 - The Screaming Skull - about 7 years ago
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I have a new favorite host seg. Tom servo as a gentle butterfly,defies his very nature(which I characterize as beligerant). Hilarious!


310 - Fugitive Alien - about 7 years ago
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Some of this episode's best gags just aren't the same in text...


514 - Teenage Strangler - over 6 years ago
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If they didn't appear in the same shot multiple times throughout the movie, I'd swear that Betty and Mikey were the same person.


1012 - Squirm - over 5 years ago
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"Say, Girlfriend, now that we've started finding bodies, why don't I leave you here in the middle of nowhere alone with this guy you obviously hate. You know, the passive-aggressive guy who, as far as we can tell at this point, seems like the most likely culprit for the dead guy we just found? Oh, don't worry about me; you just stay here in the rowboat with Oily McCrazy-eyes while I take his truck. BYE!"


524 - 12 to the Moon - almost 5 years ago
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A bickering twelve-person crew
Finds air, life, and death on the moo'.
Translated dingbats
Say the moonies love cats
And watching Earth scientists screw.


210 - King Dinosaur - about 6 years ago
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[rolleyes]

Why even bother to have "lady scientists" in your film if all they do is scream, whine about marriage and generally serve as dead weight. Hell, the not-so-happy housewives of It Conquered The World had more gumption than this. And Queen Laura from The Outlaw was more sympathetic.


1008 - Final Justice - over 4 years ago
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You know what's wrong with this movie (besides that, that, and that)? It's how Sheriff Geronimo keeps correcting people on the pronunciation of his name. It would be one thing if they were trying and failing to say "Goyathlay" or "Goyahkla," but no; he's telling a bunch of Maltese and Italian speakers the "correct" way to pronounce the Spanish version of Jerome.


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END! END!


K18 - The Million Eyes of Sumuru - almost 7 years ago
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It's turning into a T&A film.
Terrible & Awful?


K11 - Humanoid Woman - almost 7 years ago
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This is corny. They're corn Czechs!


623 - The Amazing Transparent Man - almost 7 years ago
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You'd be less conspicuous without the gun and the money...


524 - 12 to the Moon - almost 7 years ago
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Future may not be available as seen. Individual fates may vary. Future not available in Africa, India, or Central or South America.


607 - Bloodlust - about 7 years ago
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I wish they'd invent computers so I'd have somewhere to belong.


910 - The Final Sacrifice - about 7 years ago
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Aw, merde; mon pied!


622 - Angels' Revenge - almost 7 years ago
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We're thinking of opening a fascist petting zoo.


107 - Robot Monster - over 5 years ago
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Is this the end of the film, Joel?
I don't think it is.
Have you ever had a déjà vu, Joel?


606 - The Creeping Terror - about 7 years ago
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I've got to find a petting zoo. There are times when a man just needs the touch of a llama.


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Mike, is that lady sick?
I hope so.


K15 - Superdome - almost 7 years ago
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There's a livery service?
Just in case anybody gets pregnant.