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NS - about 3 years ago

Inspired by Pika's thread, I'm going to write a limerick for every episode, alphabetically. Watch this space.


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NS - almost 4 years ago

Favorite Episodes

  1. 12 to the Moon
    177
  2. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    228
  3. Alien from L.A.
    247
  4. The Amazing Colossal Man
    179
  5. The Amazing Transparent Man
    127
  6. Angels' Revenge
    186
  7. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    152
  8. The Atomic Brain
    142
  9. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    184
  10. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    202
  11. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    230
  12. The Beatniks
    165
  13. Beginning of the End
    236
  14. Being from Another Planet
    167
  15. The Black Scorpion
    100
  16. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    182
  17. Bloodlust
    157
  18. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    305
  19. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    296
  20. Bride of the Monster
    201
  21. The Brute Man
    187
  22. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    136
  23. Catalina Caper
    243
  24. Cave Dwellers
    380
  25. City Limits
    150
  26. City on Fire
    44
  27. Code Name Diamond Head
    164
  28. Colossus and the Headhunters
    156
  29. The Corpse Vanishes
    128
  30. Cosmic Princess
    41
  31. Crash of the Moons
    140
  32. The Crawling Eye
    226
  33. The Crawling Hand
    136
  34. The Creeping Terror
    223
  35. Daddy-O
    220
  36. Danger! Death Ray
    415
  37. The Day the Earth Froze
    234
  38. The Dead Talk Back
    251
  39. The Deadly Bees
    187
  40. The Deadly Mantis
    179
  41. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    296
  42. Devil Doll
    216
  43. Devil Fish
    228
  44. Diabolik
    186
  45. Earth vs. the Spider
    171
  46. Eegah
    348
  47. Escape 2000
    223
  48. Final Justice
    236
  49. The Final Sacrifice
    667
  50. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    194
  51. First Spaceship on Venus
    132
  52. Fugitive Alien
    21
  53. Fugitive Alien
    288
  54. Future War
    234
  55. Gamera
    30
  56. Gamera
    210
  57. Gamera vs. Barugon
    42
  58. Gamera vs. Barugon
    143
  59. Gamera vs. Gaos
    21
  60. Gamera vs. Gaos
    125
  61. Gamera vs. Guiron
    18
  62. Gamera vs. Guiron
    216
  63. Gamera vs. Zigra
    19
  64. Gamera vs. Zigra
    145
  65. The Giant Gila Monster
    213
  66. The Giant Spider Invasion
    303
  67. Girl in Gold Boots
    246
  68. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    199
  69. Girls Town
    257
  70. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    257
  71. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    168
  72. Gorgo
    154
  73. Pilot - The Green Slime
    52
  74. Gunslinger
    140
  75. Hamlet
    154
  76. Hangar 18
    37
  77. The Hellcats
    92
  78. Hercules
    133
  79. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    183
  80. Hercules and the Captive Women
    134
  81. Hercules Unchained
    158
  82. High School Big Shot
    163
  83. Hobgoblins
    350
  84. Horror of Party Beach
    278
  85. Horrors of Spider Island
    195
  86. The Human Duplicators
    176
  87. Humanoid Woman
    35
  88. I Accuse My Parents
    361
  89. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    169
  90. The Incredible Melting Man
    238
  91. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    241
  92. The Indestructible Man
    137
  93. Invaders from the Deep
    25
  94. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    218
  95. Invasion USA
    145
  96. It Conquered the World
    239
  97. It Lives by Night
    148
  98. Jack Frost
    284
  99. Jungle Goddess
    155
  100. The Killer Shrews
    217
  101. King Dinosaur
    173
  102. Kitten with a Whip
    134
  103. Laserblast
    346
  104. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    128
  105. The Last Chase
    31
  106. Last of the Wild Horses
    141
  107. The Leech Woman
    202
  108. Legend of the Dinosaurs
    38
  109. Lost Continent
    219
  110. The Mad Monster
    120
  111. The Magic Sword
    179
  112. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    187
  113. Manhunt in Space
    142
  114. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    614
  115. Master Ninja I
    226
  116. Master Ninja II
    143
  117. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    284
  118. Mighty Jack
    27
  119. Mighty Jack
    151
  120. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
    25
  121. Mitchell
    514
  122. The Mole People
    168
  123. Monster A-Go Go
    309
  124. Moon Zero Two
    164
  125. Night of the Blood Beast
    272
  126. Operation Double 007
    203
  127. Outlaw of Gor
    278
  128. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    377
  129. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    241
  130. The Phantom Planet
    193
  131. Phase IV
    48
  132. Pod People
    498
  133. Prince of Space
    398
  134. Project Moonbase
    97
  135. The Projected Man
    178
  136. Puma Man
    453
  137. Quest of the Delta Knights
    233
  138. Racket Girls
    151
  139. Radar Secret Service
    191
  140. The Rebel Set
    141
  141. Red Zone Cuba
    208
  142. Revenge of the Creature
    192
  143. Revenge of the Mysterons From Mars
    23
  144. Riding with Death
    345
  145. Ring of Terror
    167
  146. Robot Holocaust
    130
  147. Robot Monster
    133
  148. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    180
  149. Rocket Attack USA
    132
  150. Rocketship X-M
    250
  151. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    246
  152. San Francisco International
    230
  153. Santa Claus
    260
  154. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    262
  155. The Screaming Skull
    233
  156. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    188
  157. The She-Creature
    149
  158. The Sidehackers
    184
  159. The Sinister Urge
    192
  160. The Skydivers
    235
  161. The Slime People
    103
  162. Soultaker
    332
  163. The Space Children
    146
  164. Space Mutiny
    812
  165. Space Travelers
    131
  166. Squirm
    205
  167. SST: Death Flight
    69
  168. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    10
  169. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    225
  170. The Starfighters
    206
  171. Stranded in Space
    113
  172. Superdome
    39
  173. Swamp Diamonds
    136
  174. The Sword and the Dragon
    195
  175. Teenage Caveman
    130
  176. Teenage Crime Wave
    154
  177. Teenage Strangler
    280
  178. Teenagers from Outer Space
    244
  179. Terror from the Year 5000
    213
  180. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    163
  181. Time Chasers
    394
  182. Time of the Apes
    20
  183. Time of the Apes
    239
  184. Tormented
    193
  185. The Touch of Satan
    301
  186. Track of the Moon Beast
    243
  187. The Undead
    212
  188. The Unearthly
    175
  189. Untamed Youth
    110
  190. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    199
  191. Village of the Giants
    173
  192. The Violent Years
    144
  193. War of the Colossal Beast
    199
  194. Warrior of the Lost World
    285
  195. Werewolf
    474
  196. Wild Rebels
    141
  197. The Wild World of Batwoman
    203
  198. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    146
  199. Zombie Nightmare
    271

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524 - 12 to the Moon - about 3 years ago

A bickering twelve-person crew
Finds air, life, and death on the moo'.
Translated dingbats
Say the moonies love cats
And watching Earth scientists screw.


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210 - King Dinosaur - over 4 years ago

[rolleyes]

Why even bother to have "lady scientists" in your film if all they do is scream, whine about marriage and generally serve as dead weight. Hell, the not-so-happy housewives of It Conquered The World had more gumption than this. And Queen Laura from The Outlaw was more sympathetic.


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1008 - Final Justice - over 2 years ago

You know what's wrong with this movie (besides that, that, and that)? It's how Sheriff Geronimo keeps correcting people on the pronunciation of his name. It would be one thing if they were trying and failing to say "Goyathlay" or "Goyahkla," but no; he's telling a bunch of Maltese and Italian speakers the "correct" way to pronounce the Spanish version of Jerome.


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905 - The Deadly Bees - over 5 years ago

"Previously on the Satellite of Love" is my all-time favorite opener.


The Towering Limferno
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K16 - City on Fire - over 2 years ago

Three terrible tots take a toke
Near a gas plant, where safety's a joke.
For the anchor, mayor, doctor,
Nurse, heiress, and stalker,
All things are made clear in the smoke.


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K15 - Superdome - about 5 years ago

I thought I was ready. After I survived apes and ants, dinosaurs, mutants, androids, airplanes and turtles, I thought I could handle anything. No one told me there would be football!


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101 - The Crawling Eye - over 5 years ago

Everybody looks so young!

And so stiff...


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807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - over 5 years ago

At least The Creeping Terror got its title half right. The Terror From the Year 5000 doesn't just fail to terrify, but it actually comes from the year 5200. Tisk tisk. Observer musical number in the middle makes it worthwhile.


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706 - Laserblast - over 5 years ago

This was very nearly the last episode of MST3K ever. On the one hand, this would have meant ending the series on a high note; on the other, we'd have missed out on Bobo, Brain Guy, and all the great stuff from the next three seasons.
Highlights include Mike becoming a Starfleet captain, ineffectual claymation aliens, and a special guest appearance by Trace Beaulieu's real-life father.


Dear Mister Musician Guy
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402 - The Giant Gila Monster - over 3 years ago

1. That's a banjolele.
2. You're holding it all wrong.


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415 - The Beatniks - over 5 years ago

Unless I'm mistaken, this is Mary Jo Pehl's first outing as Magic Voice (previously played by Alex Carr).


Limerick #16
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607 - Bloodlust - almost 3 years ago

Our tour guide is the absolute worst,
Feeding us to a rich man's bloodthirst.
I'm sure to be snuffed
And then mounted and stuffed,
If my shirt doesn't strangle me first.


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K11 - Humanoid Woman - about 5 years ago

This is corny. They're corn Czechs!


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623 - The Amazing Transparent Man - about 5 years ago

You'd be less conspicuous without the gun and the money...


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524 - 12 to the Moon - about 5 years ago

Future may not be available as seen. Individual fates may vary. Future not available in Africa, India, or Central or South America.


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607 - Bloodlust - over 5 years ago

I wish they'd invent computers so I'd have somewhere to belong.


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910 - The Final Sacrifice - over 5 years ago

Aw, merde; mon pied!


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622 - Angels' Revenge - about 5 years ago

We're thinking of opening a fascist petting zoo.


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107 - Robot Monster - over 3 years ago

Is this the end of the film, Joel?
I don't think it is.
Have you ever had a déjà vu, Joel?


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606 - The Creeping Terror - over 5 years ago

I've got to find a petting zoo. There are times when a man just needs the touch of a llama.


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Mike, is that lady sick?
I hope so.


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K15 - Superdome - about 5 years ago

There's a livery service?
Just in case anybody gets pregnant.


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621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - about 5 years ago

I love how deeply Tony Cardoza gets into his character.
Yeah, he goes in there and he just sits.


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313 - Earth vs. the Spider - over 3 years ago

Well, that spider's really neat, but there's something interesting on that wall over there!