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ADONIS AT THE MOVIES - about 1 month ago
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Check out my new show on Amazon Prime it's like Rifftrax and MSt3k Go to Amazon Prime and search: Adonis At The Movies
Youtube Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mCloqfHpu0&t=6s


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Inspired by Pika's thread, I'm going to write a limerick for every episode, alphabetically. Watch this space.


NS - about 5 years ago
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Favorite Episodes

  1. 12 to the Moon
    190
  2. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    244
  3. Alien from L.A.
    261
  4. The Amazing Colossal Man
    198
  5. The Amazing Transparent Man
    134
  6. Angels' Revenge
    196
  7. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    163
  8. The Atomic Brain
    160
  9. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    203
  10. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    217
  11. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    244
  12. The Beatniks
    177
  13. Beginning of the End
    250
  14. Being from Another Planet
    184
  15. The Black Scorpion
    112
  16. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    200
  17. Bloodlust
    174
  18. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    325
  19. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    321
  20. Bride of the Monster
    220
  21. The Brute Man
    204
  22. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    143
  23. Catalina Caper
    250
  24. Cave Dwellers
    409
  25. City Limits
    161
  26. City on Fire
    48
  27. Code Name Diamond Head
    173
  28. Colossus and the Headhunters
    169
  29. The Corpse Vanishes
    142
  30. Cosmic Princess
    44
  31. Crash of the Moons
    159
  32. The Crawling Eye
    247
  33. The Crawling Hand
    147
  34. The Creeping Terror
    236
  35. Daddy-O
    235
  36. Danger! Death Ray
    442
  37. The Day the Earth Froze
    255
  38. The Dead Talk Back
    271
  39. The Deadly Bees
    205
  40. The Deadly Mantis
    199
  41. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    319
  42. Devil Doll
    234
  43. Devil Fish
    239
  44. Diabolik
    198
  45. Earth vs. the Spider
    187
  46. Eegah
    366
  47. Escape 2000
    242
  48. Final Justice
    252
  49. The Final Sacrifice
    719
  50. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    212
  51. First Spaceship on Venus
    143
  52. Fugitive Alien
    24
  53. Fugitive Alien
    312
  54. Future War
    245
  55. Gamera
    37
  56. Gamera
    228
  57. Gamera vs. Barugon
    48
  58. Gamera vs. Barugon
    164
  59. Gamera vs. Gaos
    27
  60. Gamera vs. Gaos
    142
  61. Gamera vs. Guiron
    21
  62. Gamera vs. Guiron
    236
  63. Gamera vs. Zigra
    25
  64. Gamera vs. Zigra
    164
  65. The Giant Gila Monster
    234
  66. The Giant Spider Invasion
    326
  67. Girl in Gold Boots
    264
  68. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    210
  69. Girls Town
    276
  70. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    290
  71. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    184
  72. Gorgo
    161
  73. Pilot - The Green Slime
    60
  74. Gunslinger
    155
  75. Hamlet
    171
  76. Hangar 18
    44
  77. The Hellcats
    105
  78. Hercules
    147
  79. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    200
  80. Hercules and the Captive Women
    147
  81. Hercules Unchained
    172
  82. High School Big Shot
    177
  83. Hobgoblins
    373
  84. Horror of Party Beach
    298
  85. Horrors of Spider Island
    216
  86. The Human Duplicators
    197
  87. Humanoid Woman
    40
  88. I Accuse My Parents
    384
  89. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    184
  90. The Incredible Melting Man
    263
  91. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    259
  92. The Indestructible Man
    150
  93. Invaders from the Deep
    34
  94. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    231
  95. Invasion USA
    167
  96. It Conquered the World
    267
  97. It Lives by Night
    163
  98. Jack Frost
    308
  99. Jungle Goddess
    176
  100. The Killer Shrews
    240
  101. King Dinosaur
    191
  102. Kitten with a Whip
    146
  103. Laserblast
    369
  104. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    146
  105. The Last Chase
    34
  106. Last of the Wild Horses
    151
  107. The Leech Woman
    220
  108. Legend of the Dinosaurs
    44
  109. Lost Continent
    231
  110. The Mad Monster
    131
  111. The Magic Sword
    196
  112. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    202
  113. Manhunt in Space
    157
  114. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    644
  115. Master Ninja I
    242
  116. Master Ninja II
    150
  117. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    308
  118. Mighty Jack
    29
  119. Mighty Jack
    162
  120. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
    28
  121. Mitchell
    546
  122. The Mole People
    188
  123. Monster A-Go Go
    324
  124. Moon Zero Two
    183
  125. Night of the Blood Beast
    298
  126. Operation Double 007
    220
  127. Outlaw of Gor
    298
  128. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    400
  129. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    262
  130. The Phantom Planet
    208
  131. Phase IV
    54
  132. Pod People
    529
  133. Prince of Space
    435
  134. Project Moonbase
    108
  135. The Projected Man
    190
  136. Puma Man
    489
  137. Quest of the Delta Knights
    248
  138. Racket Girls
    163
  139. Radar Secret Service
    210
  140. The Rebel Set
    152
  141. Red Zone Cuba
    219
  142. Revenge of the Creature
    207
  143. Revenge of the Mysterons From Mars
    30
  144. Riding with Death
    372
  145. Ring of Terror
    183
  146. Robot Holocaust
    144
  147. Robot Monster
    145
  148. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    192
  149. Rocket Attack USA
    143
  150. Rocketship X-M
    271
  151. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    265
  152. San Francisco International
    248
  153. Santa Claus
    273
  154. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    282
  155. The Screaming Skull
    253
  156. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    207
  157. The She-Creature
    164
  158. The Sidehackers
    193
  159. The Sinister Urge
    206
  160. The Skydivers
    259
  161. The Slime People
    118
  162. Soultaker
    353
  163. The Space Children
    165
  164. Space Mutiny
    855
  165. Space Travelers
    142
  166. Squirm
    219
  167. SST: Death Flight
    74
  168. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    14
  169. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    242
  170. The Starfighters
    223
  171. Stranded in Space
    123
  172. Superdome
    42
  173. Swamp Diamonds
    146
  174. The Sword and the Dragon
    208
  175. Teenage Caveman
    144
  176. Teenage Crime Wave
    171
  177. Teenage Strangler
    299
  178. Teenagers from Outer Space
    266
  179. Terror from the Year 5000
    230
  180. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    182
  181. Time Chasers
    416
  182. Time of the Apes
    22
  183. Time of the Apes
    255
  184. Tormented
    214
  185. The Touch of Satan
    325
  186. Track of the Moon Beast
    261
  187. The Undead
    231
  188. The Unearthly
    186
  189. Untamed Youth
    126
  190. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    216
  191. Village of the Giants
    186
  192. The Violent Years
    160
  193. War of the Colossal Beast
    211
  194. Warrior of the Lost World
    306
  195. Werewolf
    506
  196. Wild Rebels
    154
  197. The Wild World of Batwoman
    218
  198. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    160
  199. Zombie Nightmare
    288

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511 - Gunslinger - over 6 years ago
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I love it when Tom warps space and time. Classic!


415 - The Beatniks - over 4 years ago
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I just realized that I own exactly two polo shirts. Quickly, pass me my bongos and pour me another cup of stale coffee before I slip any farther from beatnikness!


518 - The Atomic Brain - over 6 years ago
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Sometimes I couldn't tell who was meowing: the catgirl, or one of the guys.


207 - Wild Rebels - over 6 years ago
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A goatee, Joel? Really?


912 - The Screaming Skull - over 6 years ago
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I have a new favorite host seg. Tom servo as a gentle butterfly,defies his very nature(which I characterize as beligerant). Hilarious!


310 - Fugitive Alien - over 6 years ago
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Some of this episode's best gags just aren't the same in text...


514 - Teenage Strangler - almost 6 years ago
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If they didn't appear in the same shot multiple times throughout the movie, I'd swear that Betty and Mikey were the same person.


1012 - Squirm - about 5 years ago
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"Say, Girlfriend, now that we've started finding bodies, why don't I leave you here in the middle of nowhere alone with this guy you obviously hate. You know, the passive-aggressive guy who, as far as we can tell at this point, seems like the most likely culprit for the dead guy we just found? Oh, don't worry about me; you just stay here in the rowboat with Oily McCrazy-eyes while I take his truck. BYE!"


524 - 12 to the Moon - over 4 years ago
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A bickering twelve-person crew
Finds air, life, and death on the moo'.
Translated dingbats
Say the moonies love cats
And watching Earth scientists screw.


210 - King Dinosaur - over 5 years ago
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[rolleyes]

Why even bother to have "lady scientists" in your film if all they do is scream, whine about marriage and generally serve as dead weight. Hell, the not-so-happy housewives of It Conquered The World had more gumption than this. And Queen Laura from The Outlaw was more sympathetic.


1008 - Final Justice - almost 4 years ago
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You know what's wrong with this movie (besides that, that, and that)? It's how Sheriff Geronimo keeps correcting people on the pronunciation of his name. It would be one thing if they were trying and failing to say "Goyathlay" or "Goyahkla," but no; he's telling a bunch of Maltese and Italian speakers the "correct" way to pronounce the Spanish version of Jerome.


905 - The Deadly Bees - over 6 years ago
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"Previously on the Satellite of Love" is my all-time favorite opener.


Recent Riffs

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It's turning into a T&A film.
Terrible & Awful?


K11 - Humanoid Woman - over 6 years ago
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This is corny. They're corn Czechs!


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You'd be less conspicuous without the gun and the money...


524 - 12 to the Moon - over 6 years ago
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Future may not be available as seen. Individual fates may vary. Future not available in Africa, India, or Central or South America.


607 - Bloodlust - over 6 years ago
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I wish they'd invent computers so I'd have somewhere to belong.


910 - The Final Sacrifice - over 6 years ago
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Aw, merde; mon pied!


622 - Angels' Revenge - over 6 years ago
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We're thinking of opening a fascist petting zoo.


107 - Robot Monster - almost 5 years ago
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Is this the end of the film, Joel?
I don't think it is.
Have you ever had a déjà vu, Joel?


606 - The Creeping Terror - over 6 years ago
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I've got to find a petting zoo. There are times when a man just needs the touch of a llama.


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Mike, is that lady sick?
I hope so.


K15 - Superdome - over 6 years ago
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There's a livery service?
Just in case anybody gets pregnant.


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - over 6 years ago
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I love how deeply Tony Cardoza gets into his character.
Yeah, he goes in there and he just sits.