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NS - about 4 years ago
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Inspired by Pika's thread, I'm going to write a limerick for every episode, alphabetically. Watch this space.


NS - almost 5 years ago
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Favorite Episodes

  1. 12 to the Moon
    185
  2. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    242
  3. Alien from L.A.
    257
  4. The Amazing Colossal Man
    194
  5. The Amazing Transparent Man
    131
  6. Angels' Revenge
    193
  7. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    161
  8. The Atomic Brain
    155
  9. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    197
  10. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    211
  11. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    241
  12. The Beatniks
    175
  13. Beginning of the End
    246
  14. Being from Another Planet
    180
  15. The Black Scorpion
    111
  16. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    197
  17. Bloodlust
    172
  18. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    320
  19. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    313
  20. Bride of the Monster
    216
  21. The Brute Man
    202
  22. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    140
  23. Catalina Caper
    249
  24. Cave Dwellers
    401
  25. City Limits
    160
  26. City on Fire
    47
  27. Code Name Diamond Head
    172
  28. Colossus and the Headhunters
    167
  29. The Corpse Vanishes
    139
  30. Cosmic Princess
    44
  31. Crash of the Moons
    156
  32. The Crawling Eye
    241
  33. The Crawling Hand
    145
  34. The Creeping Terror
    234
  35. Daddy-O
    230
  36. Danger! Death Ray
    435
  37. The Day the Earth Froze
    250
  38. The Dead Talk Back
    265
  39. The Deadly Bees
    202
  40. The Deadly Mantis
    197
  41. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    314
  42. Devil Doll
    231
  43. Devil Fish
    236
  44. Diabolik
    196
  45. Earth vs. the Spider
    184
  46. Eegah
    362
  47. Escape 2000
    238
  48. Final Justice
    248
  49. The Final Sacrifice
    712
  50. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    208
  51. First Spaceship on Venus
    142
  52. Fugitive Alien
    24
  53. Fugitive Alien
    308
  54. Future War
    241
  55. Gamera
    35
  56. Gamera
    225
  57. Gamera vs. Barugon
    45
  58. Gamera vs. Barugon
    162
  59. Gamera vs. Gaos
    25
  60. Gamera vs. Gaos
    139
  61. Gamera vs. Guiron
    21
  62. Gamera vs. Guiron
    232
  63. Gamera vs. Zigra
    23
  64. Gamera vs. Zigra
    161
  65. The Giant Gila Monster
    228
  66. The Giant Spider Invasion
    323
  67. Girl in Gold Boots
    262
  68. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    209
  69. Girls Town
    272
  70. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    283
  71. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    181
  72. Gorgo
    159
  73. Pilot - The Green Slime
    59
  74. Gunslinger
    150
  75. Hamlet
    169
  76. Hangar 18
    44
  77. The Hellcats
    103
  78. Hercules
    145
  79. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    197
  80. Hercules and the Captive Women
    146
  81. Hercules Unchained
    169
  82. High School Big Shot
    175
  83. Hobgoblins
    371
  84. Horror of Party Beach
    297
  85. Horrors of Spider Island
    212
  86. The Human Duplicators
    194
  87. Humanoid Woman
    39
  88. I Accuse My Parents
    377
  89. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    182
  90. The Incredible Melting Man
    253
  91. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    257
  92. The Indestructible Man
    146
  93. Invaders from the Deep
    28
  94. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    229
  95. Invasion USA
    161
  96. It Conquered the World
    261
  97. It Lives by Night
    162
  98. Jack Frost
    301
  99. Jungle Goddess
    170
  100. The Killer Shrews
    235
  101. King Dinosaur
    187
  102. Kitten with a Whip
    145
  103. Laserblast
    366
  104. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    140
  105. The Last Chase
    33
  106. Last of the Wild Horses
    150
  107. The Leech Woman
    215
  108. Legend of the Dinosaurs
    42
  109. Lost Continent
    230
  110. The Mad Monster
    126
  111. The Magic Sword
    192
  112. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    197
  113. Manhunt in Space
    153
  114. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    637
  115. Master Ninja I
    238
  116. Master Ninja II
    149
  117. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    301
  118. Mighty Jack
    29
  119. Mighty Jack
    160
  120. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
    27
  121. Mitchell
    539
  122. The Mole People
    183
  123. Monster A-Go Go
    319
  124. Moon Zero Two
    178
  125. Night of the Blood Beast
    291
  126. Operation Double 007
    215
  127. Outlaw of Gor
    292
  128. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    395
  129. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    258
  130. The Phantom Planet
    206
  131. Phase IV
    54
  132. Pod People
    525
  133. Prince of Space
    426
  134. Project Moonbase
    107
  135. The Projected Man
    190
  136. Puma Man
    480
  137. Quest of the Delta Knights
    247
  138. Racket Girls
    161
  139. Radar Secret Service
    207
  140. The Rebel Set
    149
  141. Red Zone Cuba
    217
  142. Revenge of the Creature
    205
  143. Revenge of the Mysterons From Mars
    27
  144. Riding with Death
    362
  145. Ring of Terror
    179
  146. Robot Holocaust
    141
  147. Robot Monster
    143
  148. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    190
  149. Rocket Attack USA
    142
  150. Rocketship X-M
    269
  151. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    264
  152. San Francisco International
    245
  153. Santa Claus
    269
  154. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    279
  155. The Screaming Skull
    250
  156. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    200
  157. The She-Creature
    161
  158. The Sidehackers
    191
  159. The Sinister Urge
    203
  160. The Skydivers
    252
  161. The Slime People
    117
  162. Soultaker
    346
  163. The Space Children
    164
  164. Space Mutiny
    846
  165. Space Travelers
    138
  166. Squirm
    215
  167. SST: Death Flight
    74
  168. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    13
  169. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    238
  170. The Starfighters
    220
  171. Stranded in Space
    122
  172. Superdome
    42
  173. Swamp Diamonds
    144
  174. The Sword and the Dragon
    206
  175. Teenage Caveman
    141
  176. Teenage Crime Wave
    169
  177. Teenage Strangler
    294
  178. Teenagers from Outer Space
    262
  179. Terror from the Year 5000
    228
  180. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    177
  181. Time Chasers
    412
  182. Time of the Apes
    22
  183. Time of the Apes
    253
  184. Tormented
    210
  185. The Touch of Satan
    320
  186. Track of the Moon Beast
    258
  187. The Undead
    227
  188. The Unearthly
    181
  189. Untamed Youth
    126
  190. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    213
  191. Village of the Giants
    181
  192. The Violent Years
    156
  193. War of the Colossal Beast
    207
  194. Warrior of the Lost World
    304
  195. Werewolf
    497
  196. Wild Rebels
    152
  197. The Wild World of Batwoman
    215
  198. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    154
  199. Zombie Nightmare
    283

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207 - Wild Rebels - over 6 years ago
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A goatee, Joel? Really?


912 - The Screaming Skull - about 6 years ago
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I have a new favorite host seg. Tom servo as a gentle butterfly,defies his very nature(which I characterize as beligerant). Hilarious!


310 - Fugitive Alien - over 6 years ago
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Some of this episode's best gags just aren't the same in text...


514 - Teenage Strangler - over 5 years ago
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If they didn't appear in the same shot multiple times throughout the movie, I'd swear that Betty and Mikey were the same person.


1012 - Squirm - almost 5 years ago
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"Say, Girlfriend, now that we've started finding bodies, why don't I leave you here in the middle of nowhere alone with this guy you obviously hate. You know, the passive-aggressive guy who, as far as we can tell at this point, seems like the most likely culprit for the dead guy we just found? Oh, don't worry about me; you just stay here in the rowboat with Oily McCrazy-eyes while I take his truck. BYE!"


524 - 12 to the Moon - about 4 years ago
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A bickering twelve-person crew
Finds air, life, and death on the moo'.
Translated dingbats
Say the moonies love cats
And watching Earth scientists screw.


210 - King Dinosaur - over 5 years ago
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[rolleyes]

Why even bother to have "lady scientists" in your film if all they do is scream, whine about marriage and generally serve as dead weight. Hell, the not-so-happy housewives of It Conquered The World had more gumption than this. And Queen Laura from The Outlaw was more sympathetic.


1008 - Final Justice - over 3 years ago
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You know what's wrong with this movie (besides that, that, and that)? It's how Sheriff Geronimo keeps correcting people on the pronunciation of his name. It would be one thing if they were trying and failing to say "Goyathlay" or "Goyahkla," but no; he's telling a bunch of Maltese and Italian speakers the "correct" way to pronounce the Spanish version of Jerome.


905 - The Deadly Bees - over 6 years ago
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"Previously on the Satellite of Love" is my all-time favorite opener.


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K16 - City on Fire - over 3 years ago
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Three terrible tots take a toke
Near a gas plant, where safety's a joke.
For the anchor, mayor, doctor,
Nurse, heiress, and stalker,
All things are made clear in the smoke.


K15 - Superdome - about 6 years ago
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I thought I was ready. After I survived apes and ants, dinosaurs, mutants, androids, airplanes and turtles, I thought I could handle anything. No one told me there would be football!


101 - The Crawling Eye - over 6 years ago
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Everybody looks so young!

And so stiff...


Recent Riffs

K18 - The Million Eyes of Sumuru - about 6 years ago
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It's turning into a T&A film.
Terrible & Awful?


K11 - Humanoid Woman - about 6 years ago
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This is corny. They're corn Czechs!


623 - The Amazing Transparent Man - about 6 years ago
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You'd be less conspicuous without the gun and the money...


524 - 12 to the Moon - about 6 years ago
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Future may not be available as seen. Individual fates may vary. Future not available in Africa, India, or Central or South America.


607 - Bloodlust - about 6 years ago
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I wish they'd invent computers so I'd have somewhere to belong.


910 - The Final Sacrifice - over 6 years ago
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Aw, merde; mon pied!


622 - Angels' Revenge - about 6 years ago
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We're thinking of opening a fascist petting zoo.


107 - Robot Monster - over 4 years ago
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Is this the end of the film, Joel?
I don't think it is.
Have you ever had a déjà vu, Joel?


606 - The Creeping Terror - about 6 years ago
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I've got to find a petting zoo. There are times when a man just needs the touch of a llama.


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Mike, is that lady sick?
I hope so.


K15 - Superdome - about 6 years ago
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There's a livery service?
Just in case anybody gets pregnant.


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - almost 6 years ago
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I love how deeply Tony Cardoza gets into his character.
Yeah, he goes in there and he just sits.