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NS - about 5 years ago
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Inspired by Pika's thread, I'm going to write a limerick for every episode, alphabetically. Watch this space.


NS - almost 6 years ago
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Favorite Episodes

  1. 12 to the Moon
    199
  2. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    254
  3. Alien from L.A.
    271
  4. The Amazing Colossal Man
    204
  5. The Amazing Transparent Man
    140
  6. Angels' Revenge
    204
  7. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    169
  8. The Atomic Brain
    165
  9. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    210
  10. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    225
  11. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    251
  12. The Beatniks
    182
  13. Beginning of the End
    257
  14. Being from Another Planet
    193
  15. The Black Scorpion
    119
  16. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    205
  17. Bloodlust
    183
  18. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    336
  19. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    331
  20. Bride of the Monster
    230
  21. The Brute Man
    213
  22. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    148
  23. Catalina Caper
    259
  24. Cave Dwellers
    423
  25. City Limits
    168
  26. City on Fire
    49
  27. Code Name Diamond Head
    183
  28. Colossus and the Headhunters
    175
  29. The Corpse Vanishes
    150
  30. Cosmic Princess
    47
  31. Crash of the Moons
    168
  32. The Crawling Eye
    256
  33. The Crawling Hand
    157
  34. The Creeping Terror
    244
  35. Daddy-O
    244
  36. Danger! Death Ray
    462
  37. The Day the Earth Froze
    270
  38. The Dead Talk Back
    276
  39. The Deadly Bees
    212
  40. The Deadly Mantis
    208
  41. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    329
  42. Devil Doll
    242
  43. Devil Fish
    251
  44. Diabolik
    207
  45. Earth vs. the Spider
    192
  46. Eegah
    380
  47. Escape 2000
    249
  48. Final Justice
    260
  49. The Final Sacrifice
    736
  50. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    220
  51. First Spaceship on Venus
    153
  52. Fugitive Alien
    25
  53. Fugitive Alien
    324
  54. Future War
    257
  55. Gamera
    39
  56. Gamera
    239
  57. Gamera vs. Barugon
    49
  58. Gamera vs. Barugon
    170
  59. Gamera vs. Gaos
    29
  60. Gamera vs. Gaos
    146
  61. Gamera vs. Guiron
    23
  62. Gamera vs. Guiron
    242
  63. Gamera vs. Zigra
    27
  64. Gamera vs. Zigra
    169
  65. The Giant Gila Monster
    248
  66. The Giant Spider Invasion
    336
  67. Girl in Gold Boots
    272
  68. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    219
  69. Girls Town
    284
  70. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    302
  71. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    194
  72. Gorgo
    168
  73. Pilot - The Green Slime
    62
  74. Gunslinger
    160
  75. Hamlet
    175
  76. Hangar 18
    45
  77. The Hellcats
    111
  78. Hercules
    151
  79. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    209
  80. Hercules and the Captive Women
    153
  81. Hercules Unchained
    179
  82. High School Big Shot
    185
  83. Hobgoblins
    383
  84. Horror of Party Beach
    307
  85. Horrors of Spider Island
    220
  86. The Human Duplicators
    203
  87. Humanoid Woman
    41
  88. I Accuse My Parents
    399
  89. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    191
  90. The Incredible Melting Man
    269
  91. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    277
  92. The Indestructible Man
    153
  93. Invaders from the Deep
    36
  94. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    239
  95. Invasion USA
    172
  96. It Conquered the World
    281
  97. It Lives by Night
    169
  98. Jack Frost
    325
  99. Jungle Goddess
    184
  100. The Killer Shrews
    250
  101. King Dinosaur
    198
  102. Kitten with a Whip
    150
  103. Laserblast
    385
  104. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    151
  105. The Last Chase
    35
  106. Last of the Wild Horses
    159
  107. The Leech Woman
    233
  108. Legend of the Dinosaurs
    46
  109. Lost Continent
    240
  110. The Mad Monster
    137
  111. The Magic Sword
    204
  112. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    212
  113. Manhunt in Space
    163
  114. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    667
  115. Master Ninja I
    249
  116. Master Ninja II
    155
  117. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    320
  118. Mighty Jack
    29
  119. Mighty Jack
    168
  120. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
    28
  121. Mitchell
    569
  122. The Mole People
    198
  123. Monster A-Go Go
    333
  124. Moon Zero Two
    195
  125. Night of the Blood Beast
    307
  126. Operation Double 007
    229
  127. Outlaw of Gor
    309
  128. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    413
  129. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    273
  130. The Phantom Planet
    213
  131. Phase IV
    57
  132. Pod People
    554
  133. Prince of Space
    449
  134. Project Moonbase
    113
  135. The Projected Man
    198
  136. Puma Man
    503
  137. Quest of the Delta Knights
    253
  138. Racket Girls
    170
  139. Radar Secret Service
    219
  140. The Rebel Set
    156
  141. Red Zone Cuba
    225
  142. Revenge of the Creature
    219
  143. Revenge of the Mysterons From Mars
    33
  144. Riding with Death
    381
  145. Ring of Terror
    188
  146. Robot Holocaust
    153
  147. Robot Monster
    152
  148. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    203
  149. Rocket Attack USA
    147
  150. Rocketship X-M
    278
  151. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    270
  152. San Francisco International
    258
  153. Santa Claus
    286
  154. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    289
  155. The Screaming Skull
    265
  156. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    213
  157. The She-Creature
    170
  158. The Sidehackers
    205
  159. The Sinister Urge
    211
  160. The Skydivers
    267
  161. The Slime People
    122
  162. Soultaker
    365
  163. The Space Children
    175
  164. Space Mutiny
    879
  165. Space Travelers
    148
  166. Squirm
    232
  167. SST: Death Flight
    75
  168. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    14
  169. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    250
  170. The Starfighters
    231
  171. Stranded in Space
    126
  172. Superdome
    42
  173. Swamp Diamonds
    149
  174. The Sword and the Dragon
    216
  175. Teenage Caveman
    149
  176. Teenage Crime Wave
    178
  177. Teenage Strangler
    306
  178. Teenagers from Outer Space
    277
  179. Terror from the Year 5000
    237
  180. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    194
  181. Time Chasers
    424
  182. Time of the Apes
    23
  183. Time of the Apes
    270
  184. Tormented
    218
  185. The Touch of Satan
    336
  186. Track of the Moon Beast
    274
  187. The Undead
    237
  188. The Unearthly
    197
  189. Untamed Youth
    132
  190. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    219
  191. Village of the Giants
    191
  192. The Violent Years
    167
  193. War of the Colossal Beast
    219
  194. Warrior of the Lost World
    324
  195. Werewolf
    520
  196. Wild Rebels
    163
  197. The Wild World of Batwoman
    226
  198. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    168
  199. Zombie Nightmare
    297

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1013 - Diabolik - over 7 years ago
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I feel kinda bad for laughing at Pearl's breakdown (and related makeup malfunction) in the first segment, but I do, every time.


208 - Lost Continent - over 7 years ago
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I think Rock Climbing may in fact be worse than Deep Hurting. What do you think, sirs?


207 - Wild Rebels - over 7 years ago
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A goatee, Joel? Really?


511 - Gunslinger - about 7 years ago
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I love it when Tom warps space and time. Classic!


415 - The Beatniks - almost 5 years ago
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I just realized that I own exactly two polo shirts. Quickly, pass me my bongos and pour me another cup of stale coffee before I slip any farther from beatnikness!


518 - The Atomic Brain - about 7 years ago
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Sometimes I couldn't tell who was meowing: the catgirl, or one of the guys.


912 - The Screaming Skull - over 7 years ago
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I have a new favorite host seg. Tom servo as a gentle butterfly,defies his very nature(which I characterize as beligerant). Hilarious!


310 - Fugitive Alien - over 7 years ago
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Some of this episode's best gags just aren't the same in text...


514 - Teenage Strangler - over 6 years ago
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If they didn't appear in the same shot multiple times throughout the movie, I'd swear that Betty and Mikey were the same person.


1012 - Squirm - almost 6 years ago
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"Say, Girlfriend, now that we've started finding bodies, why don't I leave you here in the middle of nowhere alone with this guy you obviously hate. You know, the passive-aggressive guy who, as far as we can tell at this point, seems like the most likely culprit for the dead guy we just found? Oh, don't worry about me; you just stay here in the rowboat with Oily McCrazy-eyes while I take his truck. BYE!"


524 - 12 to the Moon - about 5 years ago
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A bickering twelve-person crew
Finds air, life, and death on the moo'.
Translated dingbats
Say the moonies love cats
And watching Earth scientists screw.


210 - King Dinosaur - over 6 years ago
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[rolleyes]

Why even bother to have "lady scientists" in your film if all they do is scream, whine about marriage and generally serve as dead weight. Hell, the not-so-happy housewives of It Conquered The World had more gumption than this. And Queen Laura from The Outlaw was more sympathetic.


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515 - The Wild World of Batwoman - almost 6 years ago
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END! END!


K18 - The Million Eyes of Sumuru - about 7 years ago
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It's turning into a T&A film.
Terrible & Awful?


K11 - Humanoid Woman - about 7 years ago
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This is corny. They're corn Czechs!


623 - The Amazing Transparent Man - about 7 years ago
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You'd be less conspicuous without the gun and the money...


524 - 12 to the Moon - about 7 years ago
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Future may not be available as seen. Individual fates may vary. Future not available in Africa, India, or Central or South America.


607 - Bloodlust - about 7 years ago
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I wish they'd invent computers so I'd have somewhere to belong.


910 - The Final Sacrifice - over 7 years ago
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Aw, merde; mon pied!


622 - Angels' Revenge - about 7 years ago
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We're thinking of opening a fascist petting zoo.


107 - Robot Monster - over 5 years ago
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Is this the end of the film, Joel?
I don't think it is.
Have you ever had a déjà vu, Joel?


606 - The Creeping Terror - about 7 years ago
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I've got to find a petting zoo. There are times when a man just needs the touch of a llama.


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Mike, is that lady sick?
I hope so.


K15 - Superdome - about 7 years ago
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There's a livery service?
Just in case anybody gets pregnant.