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Elijah Coleman

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Jack Frost
    329
  2. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    218
  3. Gamera vs. Guiron
    247
  4. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    240
  5. Prince of Space
    453
  6. Fugitive Alien
    327
  7. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    251
  8. Riding with Death
    386
  9. Space Mutiny
    887
  10. Quest of the Delta Knights
    254
  11. The Touch of Satan
    337
  12. Puma Man
    509
  13. San Francisco International
    262
  14. The Day the Earth Froze
    276
  15. The Final Sacrifice
    744
  16. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    323
  17. Track of the Moon Beast
    278
  18. Radar Secret Service
    220
  19. The Brute Man
    214
  20. Gorgo
    171
  21. Teenage Strangler
    309
  22. Code Name Diamond Head
    183
  23. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    214
  24. Night of the Blood Beast
    310
  25. Terror from the Year 5000
    242
  26. Danger! Death Ray
    466
  27. The Undead
    239
  28. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    331
  29. The Starfighters
    234
  30. Devil Fish
    253
  31. Operation Double 007
    233
  32. The Amazing Transparent Man
    141
  33. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    195
  34. Werewolf
    525
  35. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    415
  36. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    337
  37. Final Justice
    260
  38. Time Chasers
    429
  39. Laserblast
    390
  40. Bloodlust
    185
  41. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    257
  42. Colossus and the Headhunters
    178
  43. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    336
  44. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    279
  45. Horror of Party Beach
    308
  46. Revenge of the Creature
    223
  47. The Mole People
    199
  48. The Phantom Planet
    217
  49. The Space Children
    176
  50. Soultaker
    369
  51. The Projected Man
    203
  52. The Deadly Bees
    214
  53. Alien from L.A.
    274
  54. Future War
    261
  55. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    279
  56. Hamlet
    175
  57. The Violent Years
    168
  58. The Sinister Urge
    215
  59. The Wild World of Batwoman
    230
  60. The Sword and the Dragon
    219
  61. Girls Town
    284
  62. Red Zone Cuba
    225
  63. The Skydivers
    270
  64. The Deadly Mantis
    212
  65. Diabolik
    208
  66. Escape 2000
    252
  67. Angels' Revenge
    206
  68. Outlaw of Gor
    312
  69. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    275
  70. Beginning of the End
    261
  71. Santa Claus
    288
  72. 12 to the Moon
    201
  73. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    170
  74. It Lives by Night
    171
  75. Squirm
    235
  76. The Atomic Brain
    168
  77. Racket Girls
    170
  78. The She-Creature
    172
  79. Devil Doll
    243
  80. Hobgoblins
    387
  81. The Screaming Skull
    269
  82. Horrors of Spider Island
    222

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813 - Jack Frost - almost 7 years ago
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Love this one! Unfortunately, the only full version currently available was encoded using some kind of image stabilizer, which causes the frame to float around in a decidedly unpleasant manner.


1013 - Diabolik - almost 7 years ago
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Check out avant-god Mike Patton's cover of Deep Deep Down: http://youtu.be/zaUrzMeS4xg

Dee dee da, everyone!


519 - Outlaw of Gor - almost 7 years ago
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What's the song they sing at about 48:37? "Abba zeega zabba zeega oh-oh"


1013 - Diabolik - almost 7 years ago
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I know the bar is set pretty high, but could there possibly be an MST3K protagonist who is quite as unlikable as Diabolik?


913 - Quest of the Delta Knights - almost 7 years ago
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What's the theme they start singing at about 43:11?


911 - Devil Fish - almost 7 years ago
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I remember seeing this "movie" on tv several years ago and being able to say few of the jokes. However I until seeing this movie without some of the editing they did for MST3k broadcast I never understood all the " hanging one out there jokes, and evinrude jokes" not sure I still get the evinrude ones but the others referring to how often the actors, usually the electrican's junk slips out of the cut off shorts they are wearing. They one "shot" they still had in the mst3k broadcast has the actors nuts being covered by the MST3k logo. In the uncensored movie I noticed 3 to 4 times maybe five but its during a fight scene and it could be something else. Someone mentions if this was a light porn film first that the director made into a movie. If so he had a real thing for the men in the movie. There are some sex scenes but honestly it was a bait and tackle shot every 15 minutes. And it's not like it was subtle or could be missed lol they just didn't care. Usually it a boob slip and there were a couple with the skinny chick and the electrician"s assistant's death scene. But it was the causal Italian buffalo shots that made the "uncensored" movie make so many if these jokes click for me.


904 - Werewolf - almost 7 years ago
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"I was just praying for the police! I think we should call the cops." There's a strange Zen to that line.


903 - Puma Man - almost 7 years ago
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Okay, I do not get the 'Kuwatamundi Man' skit (or however that's spelled). What am I missing? What does 'Kuwatamundi' (or however that's spelled) mean?


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