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Favorite Episodes

  1. Mitchell
    536
  2. Space Mutiny
    840
  3. Werewolf
    492
  4. Riding with Death
    359
  5. The Giant Spider Invasion
    318
  6. The Final Sacrifice
    701
  7. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    256
  8. Prince of Space
    419
  9. Time Chasers
    408
  10. Puma Man
    473
  11. Hobgoblins
    370
  12. Track of the Moon Beast
    258
  13. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    313
  14. Devil Fish
    236
  15. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    391
  16. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    297
  17. Beginning of the End
    245
  18. Outlaw of Gor
    290
  19. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    312
  20. Cave Dwellers
    396
  21. Revenge of the Creature
    204
  22. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    195
  23. Horrors of Spider Island
    210
  24. Teenagers from Outer Space
    258
  25. The Giant Gila Monster
    224
  26. The Mole People
    182
  27. The Unearthly
    180
  28. Soultaker
    345
  29. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    631
  30. Master Ninja I
    236
  31. Master Ninja II
    148
  32. Jack Frost
    295
  33. The Magic Sword
    190
  34. The Sword and the Dragon
    204
  35. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    211
  36. Hercules
    141
  37. Hercules Unchained
    168
  38. The Amazing Colossal Man
    189
  39. Warrior of the Lost World
    298
  40. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    317
  41. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    181
  42. Angels' Revenge
    193
  43. Future War
    240
  44. Red Zone Cuba
    216
  45. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    187
  46. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    155
  47. Catalina Caper
    248
  48. Rocket Attack USA
    141
  49. Daddy-O
    230
  50. War of the Colossal Beast
    207
  51. The Human Duplicators
    191
  52. The Crawling Hand
    146
  53. The Slime People
    114
  54. Laserblast
    359
  55. Quest of the Delta Knights
    243

Recent Comments with recent replies

517 - Beginning of the End - over 5 years ago
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Soooo, radiation turned some locusts into giant locusts and the Army's answer is to drop the A-bomb on Chicago to stop them? A little radiation is bad but a lot of radiation is the answer.


519 - Outlaw of Gor - almost 6 years ago
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My big question is: what the hell happens to the Camaro? Is it just trans-substantiated into some kind of weird stasis in a third alternate dimension? You never see it after Cabot and his fat geek buddy "warp out" and end up on Gor. The story doesn't even deal with it; it just disappears. Lucky for the audience, I guess; otherwise they'd have been abused with a boring-assed twenty-minute comic-relief scene where the band of desert marauders tries to make sense out of this weird chariot lying in the desert all busted up.


301 - Cave Dwellers - over 5 years ago
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I love this movie, I used to watch these movies when I was a kid, I actually rented this at the video store, it is sooo much better when MST3K does it though. The bad 80's and 90's stuff is always my favorite because it is the stuff of my youth. I remember Master Ninja when it was a show on T.V., I was about 8, I loved it, so seeing this stuff riffed is just awesome for me.


319 - War of the Colossal Beast - over 5 years ago
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Which kids are the popular ones in Mr. B Natural? They ALL seem like a buncha squares. No wonder they had to show sex ed films to kids back then, those kids couldn't have reproduced with a step by step guide.


405 - Being from Another Planet - about 5 years ago
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Tragic Moments, that is soooooo funny!!! This has got to be on my top five invention exchanges. I love it. Plus Joel and the bots come back with the Jack Palance voice imitator, another hit outta the park.


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I can't get over the medieval Casio music, it just cracks me up. What is the deal with this movie, every time they get the story moving it will cut to a scene of something already in progress and as soon as I can start to follow that story line it cuts to something else. What did this movie look like before editing? Did they cut every scene that explained the plot?


619 - Red Zone Cuba - over 5 years ago
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Man, I don't know why we don't have shorts like this in grade schools anymore. There's nothing kids like more than tips on posture and communication delivered in a dry clinical method.


810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - over 5 years ago
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What writer, director, stage hand, film critic, best boy, viewer or anyone else for that matter thinks that there needs to be a scene about a back brace? What does that add to the film?


MST3K is on television again
Forum - over 3 years ago
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I'm not sure exactly which stars have Retro TV bit the website says about 80% of the United States is covered. In Albuquerque, New Mexico the show is on at 8p.m. on Saturdays right after Doctor Who. I love Doctor Who too so it's a great night for me. http://www.myretrotv.com/mystery-science-theater-3000.html


320 - The Unearthly - over 5 years ago
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Being crowned King of Posture isn't quite the same as being King of Narnia, is it?


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I agree, waffles are awesome and I think anytime IS the right time for waffles.


Recent Riffs

619 - Red Zone Cuba - over 5 years ago
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"I like this one 'cuz its whiter"


523 - Village of the Giants - over 5 years ago
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"If you can't take 30 minutes out of each year you don't deserve a hot date"


517 - Beginning of the End - over 5 years ago
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"I'm hiding from a lion, its got these women scared stiff"


910 - The Final Sacrifice - over 5 years ago
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Sorry baby, nobody rules the Tom-Monster!


814 - Riding with Death - over 5 years ago
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"An elderly security guard, RUN!!!"


811 - Parts: The Clonus Horror - over 5 years ago
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Professor Darrin and Dr. Super Mario Brother


811 - Parts: The Clonus Horror - over 5 years ago
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"Would you like to share a quarter can of watery Old Mil with me?"