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Mitchell
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Space Mutiny
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Werewolf
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Riding with Death
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The Giant Spider Invasion
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The Final Sacrifice
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Parts: The Clonus Horror
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Prince of Space
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Time Chasers
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Puma Man
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Hobgoblins
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Track of the Moon Beast
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The Brain that Wouldn't Die
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Devil Fish
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Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
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Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
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Beginning of the End
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Outlaw of Gor
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Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
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Cave Dwellers
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Revenge of the Creature
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Attack of the Giant Leeches
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Horrors of Spider Island
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Teenagers from Outer Space
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The Giant Gila Monster
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The Mole People
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The Unearthly
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Soultaker
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Manos: The Hands of Fate
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Master Ninja I
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Master Ninja II
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Jack Frost
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The Magic Sword
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The Sword and the Dragon
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The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
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Hercules
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Hercules Unchained
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The Amazing Colossal Man
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Warrior of the Lost World
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Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
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I Was a Teenage Werewolf
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Angels' Revenge
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Future War
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Red Zone Cuba
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The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
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Women of the Prehistoric Planet
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Catalina Caper
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Rocket Attack USA
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Daddy-O
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War of the Colossal Beast
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The Human Duplicators
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The Crawling Hand
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The Slime People
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Laserblast
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Quest of the Delta Knights
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Recent Riffs
523 - Village of the Giants
- about 8 years ago
"If you can't take 30 minutes out of each year you don't deserve a hot date"
517 - Beginning of the End
- about 8 years ago
"I'm hiding from a lion, its got these women scared stiff"
811 - Parts: The Clonus Horror
- about 8 years ago
"Would you like to share a quarter can of watery Old Mil with me?"
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Soooo, radiation turned some locusts into giant locusts and the Army's answer is to drop the A-bomb on Chicago to stop them? A little radiation is bad but a lot of radiation is the answer.
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My big question is: what the hell happens to the Camaro? Is it just trans-substantiated into some kind of weird stasis in a third alternate dimension? You never see it after Cabot and his fat geek buddy "warp out" and end up on Gor. The story doesn't even deal with it; it just disappears. Lucky for the audience, I guess; otherwise they'd have been abused with a boring-assed twenty-minute comic-relief scene where the band of desert marauders tries to make sense out of this weird chariot lying in the desert all busted up.
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I love this movie, I used to watch these movies when I was a kid, I actually rented this at the video store, it is sooo much better when MST3K does it though. The bad 80's and 90's stuff is always my favorite because it is the stuff of my youth. I remember Master Ninja when it was a show on T.V., I was about 8, I loved it, so seeing this stuff riffed is just awesome for me.
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Which kids are the popular ones in Mr. B Natural? They ALL seem like a buncha squares. No wonder they had to show sex ed films to kids back then, those kids couldn't have reproduced with a step by step guide.
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Tragic Moments, that is soooooo funny!!! This has got to be on my top five invention exchanges. I love it. Plus Joel and the bots come back with the Jack Palance voice imitator, another hit outta the park.
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I can't get over the medieval Casio music, it just cracks me up. What is the deal with this movie, every time they get the story moving it will cut to a scene of something already in progress and as soon as I can start to follow that story line it cuts to something else. What did this movie look like before editing? Did they cut every scene that explained the plot?
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Man, I don't know why we don't have shorts like this in grade schools anymore. There's nothing kids like more than tips on posture and communication delivered in a dry clinical method.
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What writer, director, stage hand, film critic, best boy, viewer or anyone else for that matter thinks that there needs to be a scene about a back brace? What does that add to the film?
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I'm not sure exactly which stars have Retro TV bit the website says about 80% of the United States is covered. In Albuquerque, New Mexico the show is on at 8p.m. on Saturdays right after Doctor Who. I love Doctor Who too so it's a great night for me. http://www.myretrotv.com/mystery-science-theater-3000.html
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Being crowned King of Posture isn't quite the same as being King of Narnia, is it?
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I agree, waffles are awesome and I think anytime IS the right time for waffles.