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Cliff Beefpile
In Long Beach, California

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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Skydivers
    260
  2. The Creeping Terror
    238
  3. Monster A-Go Go
    326
  4. Earth vs. the Spider
    188
  5. The Sinister Urge
    207
  6. Rocketship X-M
    271
  7. Night of the Blood Beast
    300
  8. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    291
  9. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    324
  10. It Conquered the World
    270
  11. Space Mutiny
    860
  12. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    165
  13. Danger! Death Ray
    445
  14. Gamera vs. Guiron
    236
  15. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    652
  16. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    320
  17. 12 to the Moon
    193
  18. Prince of Space
    441
  19. The Brute Man
    205
  20. Ring of Terror
    184
  21. Cave Dwellers
    413
  22. Operation Double 007
    223
  23. Radar Secret Service
    210
  24. The Incredible Melting Man
    264
  25. Pod People
    535
  26. Bride of the Monster
    222
  27. Gamera vs. Zigra
    164
  28. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    212
  29. The Giant Gila Monster
    238
  30. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    216
  31. The Wild World of Batwoman
    223
  32. Zombie Nightmare
    290
  33. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    202
  34. Time of the Apes
    257
  35. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    204
  36. The Starfighters
    224
  37. War of the Colossal Beast
    211
  38. Gamera vs. Gaos
    142
  39. The Final Sacrifice
    724
  40. The Indestructible Man
    150
  41. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    232
  42. Devil Doll
    236
  43. Rocket Attack USA
    143
  44. Fugitive Alien
    313
  45. Horror of Party Beach
    301
  46. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    242
  47. King Dinosaur
    191
  48. Crash of the Moons
    162

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301 - Cave Dwellers - about 6 years ago
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It's too bad for this actress that 'Twilight' didn't come out until so many years later--she's every bit the horrible actress that Kristen Stewart is, and hotter to boot.


303 - Pod People - almost 7 years ago
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Frank in that 'I'm A Virgin' t-shirt cracks me up every time.

"Good?! He's the BEST!"


210 - King Dinosaur - over 5 years ago
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Over the course of the MST3K series we've seen some truly inept and unethical scientists and astronauts. But these people...these four really have to be the worst of the bunch, taking the Ross Allen method of slash and burn to other planets.


603 - The Dead Talk Back - over 6 years ago
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So, why can't Mike be a truly world-class dancer? Thoughts?


421 - Monster A-Go Go - over 6 years ago
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Wait, who DOESN'T panic while making sandwiches?!


308 - Gamera vs. Gaos - over 3 years ago
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I love the opening segment with the gravely-voiced celebrities. "I'm only taking calls from David Janssen aaaaaahhhhhh." My favorite part is Magic Voice chiming in for commercial sign.


413 - Manhunt in Space - over 5 years ago
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At about the 33:40 mark, after Rocky and Winky blow up the Mars spaceship, Bobby says, "Why do I have to miss all the excitement." That boring-ass sequence--seriously, no tension whatsoever--is what passes for EXCITEMENT in this movie! Somehow they managed to make blowing stuff up in outer space boring. Curse you, Rocky Jones!


Rhubarb
Forum - over 3 years ago
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Mob rhubarb!


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No seriously, why does the music sound as though it's written and performed by Stalin's house band?


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About that Hitler building... Was is a WWII museum or something? Anyone know? Or just a random Hitler building?


Recent Riffs

105 - The Corpse Vanishes - almost 6 years ago
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Nipple, nipple, tweak, tweak, fly fly FLYYYYY!


313 - Earth vs. the Spider - about 6 years ago
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Put some lotion on him or somethin', he looks like hell.


417 - Crash of the Moons - over 3 years ago
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Yep, I can't take a crap...Bobby's my witness.


417 - Crash of the Moons - almost 6 years ago
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"Professor Newton..."
Please hit Bobby.


314 - Mighty Jack - over 4 years ago
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Cuando para mundo
Contigo Escobar
Esta mia corazon
Chi chi chimichanga...


301 - Cave Dwellers - over 4 years ago
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Crow: "Uh, what's Miles sitting on?"
Servo: "Ooh, I don't wanna know!"


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"Perhaps she'll be the person designing the clothes you see in fashion magazines."
Oh, I don't know.


210 - King Dinosaur - over 5 years ago
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I'm gonna load up the steely dan.


701 - Night of the Blood Beast - about 5 years ago
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Oh, I was known as something of a chick-handler myself.


611 - Last of the Wild Horses - over 5 years ago
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I'm a Formula-1 race car! Vroom vroom!


413 - Manhunt in Space - over 5 years ago
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Crow: Hey Bobby been gettin' to you? You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
Tom: Yeah, I gotta headache this big and it's got "Bobby" written all over it.


524 - 12 to the Moon - about 6 years ago
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Chunk Manmusk.