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TheLightningBug - 4 months ago
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Aaaaand the rains return for the weekend... [shakes fist at sky and ceiling, which may as well be the same at this point] How are you getting on, Amigo?


Finn Toozler - about 1 year ago
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Oh, baby -- is that the XKE?! Coupe or convertible?! (I'd haffta choose one of each for all-weather driving.)


... - almost 2 years ago
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Dang! I just deleted your post on my wall about the slimming effect of tighty whities. Computer hiccups are back in our triple-digit, record-breaking heat this week. Lots of power outages and 'Net downtime. But, hey -- what climate change? What infrastructure problems? Anyhoo -- oops, that one's on me.


Kent Allard - almost 2 years ago
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Do you have any idea how much fortitude it required NOT to make a TrumpCare/JohnnyCare crack, in a certain thread...? I'm exhausted!


... - almost 2 years ago
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Logging out in a bit, but wanted to drop a note and see what's the Universe like in your sector of the galaxy. (Moving too quickly here on things I'd like to have taken slower, and vice versa -- natch.) Pressing the "Synch" switch, but the "Schwimm" light keeps coming on. What the heck?! 8^)


... - almost 2 years ago
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Nice song. It just goes on and on like that, you say? Or like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiAtgVi4c_0
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Jaguar Wong Abides - about 2 years ago
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... - about 2 years ago
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Star Wars Mash-up: Can't wait for the follow-up which includes the tune, "Will you still heed me, will you still 'weed' me, when I'm 64."


... - about 2 years ago
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Speaking of re-watching Reptilicus: Just caught another Mongoism, where Petersen is attributed as thinking, "Petersen only pawn in life." (Two in one ep? I'm flattered!) : )


... - about 2 years ago
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BTW: Left a reply for your observation on the "Mongo-gram" on my wall. Thanks -- that riff had ricocheted off my forehead! : )


... - about 2 years ago
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Nice new personality-avatar rollout, dude!
MSTies abide!
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Nice name change!


Jaguar Wong Abides - about 3 years ago
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Phantom Chicken is now Jaguar Wong


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Before CoCW, what did your moniker on here used 2 b?


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Great to see you on the forum page again! I hope you've been well!


Phantom Chicken of Crank Whore - about 3 years ago
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Very strange indeed!


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Ohhhhhh here we go off to Bea-ver Falls, Bea-ver Falls, Bea-ver Falls.. Here we go off t


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PC- DANG U and yoru abesenteeISM
I heard this the other day & thought of u https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsC9KwiknTs
...smiled then cursed u 4 your absence

Wishing u well & apparently claiming sole turf in grafiiting up your wall!


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U may have had Verelli over 4 ham, teased Hugo & not invited me...but I will have u know, I was invited 2 dinner last nite & u wanna know one of the things we had.. yes. Ham. Apparently I wasn't a stupid, ugly dummy cuz I not only got some but some it went home with me too... LOL


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Yikes! So I figure I will come by & just drop this here cuz u need a pick-me-up & your wall is LITTERED with comments from me! LOL so I notice!

Hope this helps at least bring a smile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc

Silly song but actually pretty empowering & catchy..


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOhj2mfO9kg Found this 2 b just a very touching song. and it's, as u say, RAW! Hope u enjoy & have a good day/week/month, stranger!


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Video = creepy Song = great http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ_1HMAGb4k I recommend listening without watching at least the 1st time ;O) Hope u enjoy!


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So yesterday, I saw a Johnson Boat motor & First i thought of Beverly then I thought of u. It was a nice laugh, the solo kind where people wonder.. hahaha


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Just checkin in... u ok? U have been consciously absent here, there...poof! and EVERYWHERe. Hope all is well & even better!


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Re posting 2 your wall bcz u know how it is, not sure if/when u'll make your back 2 the well nested thread:

Yes, Great Minds, indeed...
"join us in 'Projects'" -- hilarious XOD

2 answer u, I thought of joining the riffing project & initially wanted 2 but really wasn't sure I could manage the time commitment 2 putting my effort into it. If I commit 2 something, I don't flake, so I shied away from it.

I did a while ago check out one of the links though & although I love what u guys r doing, I just couldn't read fast enough 2 take in the riffs. BEing that it is so easy 2 sound record from the general computer now... any thoughts on simply recording audio vs throwing riffs as they r now? Just a thought...

Anyhooo...sure I would love 2 help out & will if I can but don't want 2 seem like a flake. Esp with Summer in the air & keepin busy... know what I mean?


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Listening 2 my own personal "theme song" right now :::wink:::, in my playlist, and smiling. Thought of u so thought I'd stop by & say so. hope u & yours r doing very very well.


Classicats - about 5 years ago
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It's definitely Steve. And Bronc. =) And hello, thank you!


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BTW thanks 2 u I can't get Love grows where my rosemary goes outta my brain. Keep singin it & played it a bunch of times today ;O)


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Rifftrax Top 10
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I'm going to open this bag of worms...nice friendly worms: one called Simon.

What are your top 10 Rifftrax of all Time? This minute for me:

- Grizzly
- Ator
- Woman in Green
- King of Kong Island
- Maturing Woman (short) [because of THAT genius bit at the end]
- Guy from Harlem
- Trucker's Woman
- Revenge of Dr X
- Wonder women
- Dinosaurus


Forum - 5 days ago
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Frank Conniff is in the hospital with a heart condition. Possibly going in for open heart surgery. Please turn your mental crank to Frank.


I don't think it was released...
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...I think it escaped.

I just watched the MST3K Beast of Hollow Mountain. I think it's the best one I've seen. And I just noticed that the actors playing Panchito and Felipe were both in The Black Scorpion as Juanito and Arturo Ramos.


Still looking to know what Diddy Wa Diddie means...
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Dunno how this flew by, but music legend and Tin Pan Alley icon Leon Redbone left the planet May 30th. He was 69. Thank you for your many fine and wonderfully unique treatments of so much timeless music, and for your own humorous and homespun musings on the scene, Leon. You will be sorely missed around this neck of the woods. RIP.


Guess the riff!
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Construct a riff using early-2000s A.D. hieroglyphics, and see if people can guess it. Aaaaaaaandd.... engage.


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No breasts were ritually removed in the making of this film.


907 - Hobgoblins - 3 months ago
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Ivan Lendl Lookalike Night?


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A lawyer that forgets to send out bills..this movie just became unrealistic.


1205 - Killer Fish - 6 months ago
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Who's ready for Borscht?


1205 - Killer Fish - 6 months ago
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This J.C. Penney catalog is gonna be hot!


1205 - Killer Fish - 6 months ago
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Sir Lew Grade Presents
Sir Lew Grade? ... This is below grade. King me.


1202 - Atlantic Rim - 6 months ago
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Hmm..and the movie ends as it began..as a garbage fire.


1202 - Atlantic Rim - 6 months ago
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Did the city get evacced? .. No Admiral, the bridge just got too tangled.
Governor Christie strikes again..Hahaha


1202 - Atlantic Rim - 6 months ago
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♫ People let me tell you about my best friend ♫
♫ He's a warm-hearted drunkard...piggy-backs till the end ♫


1201 - Mac and Me - 6 months ago
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I want to see the movie this composer thought he was scoring.


1203 - Lords of the Deep - 6 months ago
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I'm not afraid of you anymore, Freddy! I'm coming to get you.


1203 - Lords of the Deep - 6 months ago
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It's like if God didn't quite finish making Michelle Pfeiffer.