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Dang! I just deleted your post on my wall about the slimming effect of tighty whities. Computer hiccups are back in our triple-digit, record-breaking heat this week. Lots of power outages and 'Net downtime. But, hey -- what climate change? What infrastructure problems? Anyhoo -- oops, that one's on me.


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Kent Allard - 24 days ago

Do you have any idea how much fortitude it required NOT to make a TrumpCare/JohnnyCare crack, in a certain thread...? I'm exhausted!


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Logging out in a bit, but wanted to drop a note and see what's the Universe like in your sector of the galaxy. (Moving too quickly here on things I'd like to have taken slower, and vice versa -- natch.) Pressing the "Synch" switch, but the "Schwimm" light keeps coming on. What the heck?! 8^)


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Nice song. It just goes on and on like that, you say? Or like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiAtgVi4c_0
: )


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Jaguar Wong Abides - 2 months ago


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Star Wars Mash-up: Can't wait for the follow-up which includes the tune, "Will you still heed me, will you still 'weed' me, when I'm 64."


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Speaking of re-watching Reptilicus: Just caught another Mongoism, where Petersen is attributed as thinking, "Petersen only pawn in life." (Two in one ep? I'm flattered!) : )


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BTW: Left a reply for your observation on the "Mongo-gram" on my wall. Thanks -- that riff had ricocheted off my forehead! : )


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Nice new personality-avatar rollout, dude!
MSTies abide!
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Jaguar Wong Abides - about 1 year ago

Phantom Chicken is now Jaguar Wong


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Great to see you on the forum page again! I hope you've been well!


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Phantom Chicken of Crank Whore - over 1 year ago

Very strange indeed!


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Beleaguered Public Servant - over 1 year ago

Ohhhhhh here we go off to Bea-ver Falls, Bea-ver Falls, Bea-ver Falls.. Here we go off t


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PC- DANG U and yoru abesenteeISM
I heard this the other day & thought of u https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsC9KwiknTs
...smiled then cursed u 4 your absence

Wishing u well & apparently claiming sole turf in grafiiting up your wall!


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U may have had Verelli over 4 ham, teased Hugo & not invited me...but I will have u know, I was invited 2 dinner last nite & u wanna know one of the things we had.. yes. Ham. Apparently I wasn't a stupid, ugly dummy cuz I not only got some but some it went home with me too... LOL


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Yikes! So I figure I will come by & just drop this here cuz u need a pick-me-up & your wall is LITTERED with comments from me! LOL so I notice!

Hope this helps at least bring a smile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc

Silly song but actually pretty empowering & catchy..


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOhj2mfO9kg Found this 2 b just a very touching song. and it's, as u say, RAW! Hope u enjoy & have a good day/week/month, stranger!


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Video = creepy Song = great http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ_1HMAGb4k I recommend listening without watching at least the 1st time ;O) Hope u enjoy!


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So yesterday, I saw a Johnson Boat motor & First i thought of Beverly then I thought of u. It was a nice laugh, the solo kind where people wonder.. hahaha


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Just checkin in... u ok? U have been consciously absent here, there...poof! and EVERYWHERe. Hope all is well & even better!


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Re posting 2 your wall bcz u know how it is, not sure if/when u'll make your back 2 the well nested thread:

Yes, Great Minds, indeed...
"join us in 'Projects'" -- hilarious XOD

2 answer u, I thought of joining the riffing project & initially wanted 2 but really wasn't sure I could manage the time commitment 2 putting my effort into it. If I commit 2 something, I don't flake, so I shied away from it.

I did a while ago check out one of the links though & although I love what u guys r doing, I just couldn't read fast enough 2 take in the riffs. BEing that it is so easy 2 sound record from the general computer now... any thoughts on simply recording audio vs throwing riffs as they r now? Just a thought...

Anyhooo...sure I would love 2 help out & will if I can but don't want 2 seem like a flake. Esp with Summer in the air & keepin busy... know what I mean?


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Listening 2 my own personal "theme song" right now :::wink:::, in my playlist, and smiling. Thought of u so thought I'd stop by & say so. hope u & yours r doing very very well.


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Classicats - over 3 years ago

It's definitely Steve. And Bronc. =) And hello, thank you!


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BTW thanks 2 u I can't get Love grows where my rosemary goes outta my brain. Keep singin it & played it a bunch of times today ;O)


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Beleaguered Public Servant - over 3 years ago

Nice name change!


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Before CoCW, what did your moniker on here used 2 b?


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It's taken a while, but finally digging "Cry Wilderness"
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Forum - 4 days ago

Cry Wilderness: Rock Climbing in wide-screen Technicolor is still Rock Climbing. Provides 100% of the recommended daily requirement of smarm.


MST3k and... SLEEEEEPPPP!!!
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Forum - 7 days ago

This may be a weird question, but... Favorite episodes to fall asleep to? KTMA and Season 1 may be pleasant pre-sleep tools, but any particular eps?


TV's Frank's best riff from MST3K Reunion
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Forum - 4 days ago

It's from 'at your fingerprints-grasses'..."This is one lawnmower away from being a Snuff film" Pretty much everyone had a good laugh from it.


Crying with Laughter
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Forum - 9 days ago

I think we're all agreed that riffing is pretty funny, but last night my oldest son and I were literally crying with laughter at the Rifftrax riff of "MegaForce". The movie itself is as unappealing as having Barry Bostwick jack off on your front porch for 90minutes, but the "Hitler and Michael Bay snort coke" section near the end was comedy gold. We had to rewatch it a couple of times as we couldn't hear all the jokes because we were making too much noise. Just brilliant.

What riffing has made you not just laugh, but totally lose it?


Mistaken Identities
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Forum - 4 days ago

Thank you for being such good sports. My next one will be truly EVIL, but a nice kind of evil....mwahahaha


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Jaguar Wong Abides - 29 days ago

When O'Mong doesn't get my jokes...maybe I need to sharpen my skills ;o I really have nothing against MST3K being on Netflix..really...


see what you think...
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Forum - 5 days ago

hey guys, i'm trippin. this started as a comment on the current wit ep., 'the sword and the dragon', and its, uh, unique nature, has motivated me to share it with all you guys.
ok, so, i'm watchin the dorks shootin arrows in the tugar city. right? and, i look on the 40 ft hi wall in the background, and i can't believe what i'm seein... a 30 ft relief of the female reproductive system, with spermatozoa in attendance. kinda explains all the dickhead totems about. am i wrong? my buddy in the comment section will tell ya where to look. Love and Light


Recent Riffs

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311 - It Conquered the World - over 3 years ago

Hey, that drawer worked!


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601 - Girls Town - about 2 months ago

Gee..they're so smooth they're almost not singing.


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814 - Riding with Death - 4 months ago

Maybe they should have double-bagged the Tripolydine.


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311 - It Conquered the World - over 3 years ago

You will bow down before me!


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What is this?!? The end of The Shining!?!


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413 - Manhunt in Space - over 3 years ago

Look it's the MST3K Logo!


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1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - over 3 years ago

'Give me that shirt!' "you both get no shirt"


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315 - Teenage Caveman - 7 months ago

Umm...like..do you know any Tull?


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He started growing at the rate of 8 to 10 feet a day. He blew his mind out in a car


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He got a bad dose of radiation poisoning.... Is there a good dose???


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Ay, caramba!


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'The World is full of Fat Heads'..."So I invented Diet Shampoo"