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Finn Toozler - 11 months ago
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Oh, baby -- is that the XKE?! Coupe or convertible?! (I'd haffta choose one of each for all-weather driving.)


... - over 1 year ago
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Dang! I just deleted your post on my wall about the slimming effect of tighty whities. Computer hiccups are back in our triple-digit, record-breaking heat this week. Lots of power outages and 'Net downtime. But, hey -- what climate change? What infrastructure problems? Anyhoo -- oops, that one's on me.


Kent Allard - over 1 year ago
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Do you have any idea how much fortitude it required NOT to make a TrumpCare/JohnnyCare crack, in a certain thread...? I'm exhausted!


... - over 1 year ago
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Logging out in a bit, but wanted to drop a note and see what's the Universe like in your sector of the galaxy. (Moving too quickly here on things I'd like to have taken slower, and vice versa -- natch.) Pressing the "Synch" switch, but the "Schwimm" light keeps coming on. What the heck?! 8^)


... - over 1 year ago
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Nice song. It just goes on and on like that, you say? Or like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiAtgVi4c_0
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Jaguar Wong Abides - over 1 year ago
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... - almost 2 years ago
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Star Wars Mash-up: Can't wait for the follow-up which includes the tune, "Will you still heed me, will you still 'weed' me, when I'm 64."


... - almost 2 years ago
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Speaking of re-watching Reptilicus: Just caught another Mongoism, where Petersen is attributed as thinking, "Petersen only pawn in life." (Two in one ep? I'm flattered!) : )


... - almost 2 years ago
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BTW: Left a reply for your observation on the "Mongo-gram" on my wall. Thanks -- that riff had ricocheted off my forehead! : )


... - almost 2 years ago
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Nice new personality-avatar rollout, dude!
MSTies abide!
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Nice name change!


Jaguar Wong Abides - over 2 years ago
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Phantom Chicken is now Jaguar Wong


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Before CoCW, what did your moniker on here used 2 b?


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Great to see you on the forum page again! I hope you've been well!


Phantom Chicken of Crank Whore - almost 3 years ago
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Very strange indeed!


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Ohhhhhh here we go off to Bea-ver Falls, Bea-ver Falls, Bea-ver Falls.. Here we go off t


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PC- DANG U and yoru abesenteeISM
I heard this the other day & thought of u https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsC9KwiknTs
...smiled then cursed u 4 your absence

Wishing u well & apparently claiming sole turf in grafiiting up your wall!


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U may have had Verelli over 4 ham, teased Hugo & not invited me...but I will have u know, I was invited 2 dinner last nite & u wanna know one of the things we had.. yes. Ham. Apparently I wasn't a stupid, ugly dummy cuz I not only got some but some it went home with me too... LOL


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Yikes! So I figure I will come by & just drop this here cuz u need a pick-me-up & your wall is LITTERED with comments from me! LOL so I notice!

Hope this helps at least bring a smile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc

Silly song but actually pretty empowering & catchy..


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOhj2mfO9kg Found this 2 b just a very touching song. and it's, as u say, RAW! Hope u enjoy & have a good day/week/month, stranger!


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Video = creepy Song = great http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ_1HMAGb4k I recommend listening without watching at least the 1st time ;O) Hope u enjoy!


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So yesterday, I saw a Johnson Boat motor & First i thought of Beverly then I thought of u. It was a nice laugh, the solo kind where people wonder.. hahaha


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Just checkin in... u ok? U have been consciously absent here, there...poof! and EVERYWHERe. Hope all is well & even better!


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Re posting 2 your wall bcz u know how it is, not sure if/when u'll make your back 2 the well nested thread:

Yes, Great Minds, indeed...
"join us in 'Projects'" -- hilarious XOD

2 answer u, I thought of joining the riffing project & initially wanted 2 but really wasn't sure I could manage the time commitment 2 putting my effort into it. If I commit 2 something, I don't flake, so I shied away from it.

I did a while ago check out one of the links though & although I love what u guys r doing, I just couldn't read fast enough 2 take in the riffs. BEing that it is so easy 2 sound record from the general computer now... any thoughts on simply recording audio vs throwing riffs as they r now? Just a thought...

Anyhooo...sure I would love 2 help out & will if I can but don't want 2 seem like a flake. Esp with Summer in the air & keepin busy... know what I mean?


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Listening 2 my own personal "theme song" right now :::wink:::, in my playlist, and smiling. Thought of u so thought I'd stop by & say so. hope u & yours r doing very very well.


Classicats - almost 5 years ago
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It's definitely Steve. And Bronc. =) And hello, thank you!


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BTW thanks 2 u I can't get Love grows where my rosemary goes outta my brain. Keep singin it & played it a bunch of times today ;O)


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Svengoolie Tonight: Creature from the Black Lagoon
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Just finished watching Svengoolie and tonight it was the first Gill Man movie...interestingly, many familiar faces on board. Re-watching it reminded me the 2 main protagonists [Carlson and Denning] were the leads in Tormented and The Black Scorpion... and everyone's favorite Nestor Paiva(looks like rain over Nestor Paiva) is in the original , as well as the sequel. Paiva also played Lafarge in The Mole People... then you have Whit Bissell, playing another Doc, who is Little Joe's Doctor/Psychiatrist from I was a Teenage Werewolf.
It's a small world..after all.....


RIFF of the DAY
Forum - 23 days ago
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Another great shot....I've seen better cinematography on
home videos of Bigfoot.

Rifftrax: Grizzly


Things I find myself saying
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Here's an old topic that may be made fun with all the new Misties on board:
What phrases or riffs from MST do you find yourself using in the real world?

I still use "Go ahead on" quite a bit.

And sometimes when I'm dealing with a laborious challenge I recall the wisdom of Crow and say "The only way around it, is through it."


"Good Night, Sweet Prince... "
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"And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest!"
https://www.apnews.com/868e731d260f4919b28218dcf345071f

Opportunity, the Mars rover, was a simply amazing beast of a machine, outlasting his predicted functioning lifespan 60 times over.
In another words, it was...

"THE ROVER THAT WOULDN'T DIE!!!"

Its fellow rover, Spirit, likewise outlasted its predicted 3 month efficacy 20 times over.
Fans of Mystery Science Theater 3000 that we are, if you're like me (and... well, you know) it doesn't take much to imagine these mechanized, computerized wonders imbued with sentience- can you conceptualize the odyssey of discovery that was Opportunity's existence? I mean, even just acknowledging them as the non-anthropomorphized, non-PIXAR instruments the two were, what they accomplished is mind-boggling.
And the fact that their journeys have finally come to an end, that their data stream from another planet has stopped, well, it fills me with a slight sense of melancholy.
But also a sense of wonder. I thank the men and women of NASA for giving us this phenomenon of knowledge and exploration. This is what humankind was meant to do: learn.
Farewell Opportunity and Spirit. You may never have had to sit through "Manos", but you got to riff on a whole planet.


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Had a "me" day yesterday and decided to loop through all of the Gamera experiments, including Gammera, yes 2 m's, The Invincible from RT which is part Gammera and part deja vu, But what caught me was at the end of Gamera vs. Guiron, a young Michael "Feinstein" Nelson entertains us. Where has the time gone as we have watched all of these people grow up and leave the nest, though they are still in our family ......


Fill in the Blanks with Your Favorite Rifftrax Wedding Vows or Other Wedding Riffs
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Example: You know..I could honestly spend the rest of my life watching you wait to die ... Ah, my wedding vows

Radical Jack


Recent Riffs

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A lawyer that forgets to send out bills..this movie just became unrealistic.


1205 - Killer Fish - about 2 months ago
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Who's ready for Borscht?


1205 - Killer Fish - about 2 months ago
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This J.C. Penney catalog is gonna be hot!


1205 - Killer Fish - about 2 months ago
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Sir Lew Grade Presents
Sir Lew Grade? ... This is below grade. King me.


1202 - Atlantic Rim - about 2 months ago
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Hmm..and the movie ends as it began..as a garbage fire.


1202 - Atlantic Rim - about 2 months ago
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Did the city get evacced? .. No Admiral, the bridge just got too tangled.
Governor Christie strikes again..Hahaha


1202 - Atlantic Rim - about 2 months ago
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♫ People let me tell you about my best friend ♫
♫ He's a warm-hearted drunkard...piggy-backs till the end ♫


1201 - Mac and Me - about 2 months ago
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I want to see the movie this composer thought he was scoring.


1203 - Lords of the Deep - about 2 months ago
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I'm not afraid of you anymore, Freddy! I'm coming to get you.


1203 - Lords of the Deep - about 2 months ago
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It's like if God didn't quite finish making Michelle Pfeiffer.


1203 - Lords of the Deep - about 2 months ago
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Just dropped a couple of lords into the deep...if you know what I mean.


1203 - Lords of the Deep - about 2 months ago
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That's why you always go into the theater when you have Movie Sign.