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Fredrick Stafford
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Gregg Hammerquist - almost 4 years ago
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Conservative, huh? We'll get along.


Fredrick Stafford - over 4 years ago
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"Anger and intolerance are the twin enemies of correct understanding." - Mahatma Gandhi


Fredrick Stafford - over 4 years ago
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Ever live rent free inside someone’s head? They become unhinged and lapse into bizarre fits of egotistical judgmental passive-aggressive rage; sad really. Well, it’s kinda funny too. =)


Fredrick Stafford - over 4 years ago
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"Think you can take me? Well, go ahead on. It's your move." - Deputy Sheriff Thomas Jefferson Geronimo III, 1008 - Final Justice


Favorite Episodes

  1. Mitchell
    536
  2. The Final Sacrifice
    701
  3. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    317
  4. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    391
  5. Master Ninja I
    236
  6. Master Ninja II
    148
  7. The Wild World of Batwoman
    211
  8. Werewolf
    492
  9. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    240

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507 - I Accuse My Parents - about 5 years ago
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Hey, how did this one come out? I was at Jack Taylor’s place down at the beach for the weekend.


401 - Space Travelers - about 5 years ago
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Miller I love you, but you were wrong. This really is a BAD movie!


821 - Time Chasers - almost 5 years ago
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This past summer I took a road trip up to Vermont to catch up with the old “Time Chasers” gang. Here are my observations:

GEN-CORP TECHNOLOGY was purchased sight unseen by IBM during the tech boom acquisition frenzy at the height of the go-go 90’s. When an IBM company representative showed up and found that the whole thing only consisted of a few guys hanging out in their “office” at a branch library and riding around in one of their uncle’s limo rentals, the Gen-Corp domain name was quietly listed for sale.

J.K. ROBERTSON had his white-collar malfeasance finally catch up to him. He served a 4 year term in Federal prison. He did not waste his time though. There he became a certified hairstylist and opened his own shop in town. I dropped in, and while he is still an unsavory unapologetic creep, the man does give a great haircut! I have to give him that.

MATTHEW PAUL did not take his firing well. He held several menial jobs including that of Greeter in the small local grocery store. “Hey, I’ve got this great wardrobe, why let it go to waste?” he often told customers. Later he leased a storefront and opened a consignment shop that offered “Upscale attire for the professional gentleman.” Pathetically, I was told the entire stock was just a few diminutive sized well worn pastel colored suits. His first rent check bounced and as of this writing his whereabouts are unknown.

LISA decided to run the phony 75 year old skydiving granny story anyway. Discredited and terminated, she did not end up with Nick though. She was often overheard at the town’s tavern, blowsy drunk, saying, “I’m not going to spend the rest of my life with a man who still uses a F@#&-ing floppy disk drive!” She and airport slacker Marty now have three kids in a two bedroom trailer and she dances at a strip club called Tangents (aka Time Chasers). She works the dayshift if you want to stop in and buy her a drink, please.

NICK is still rocking the same old mullet and riding the same old 10 speed. In between residences, he is crashing on a friends couch. He borrowed twenty bucks from me and assured me he is still doing, “Very important and necessary work at Castleton State College.” On my way out of town I drove past the Castleton campus. I looked over and saw Nick mowing their lawn. He stopped the mower and waved at me with that goofy smile. I pretended I did not see him, floored it, flew out of town, and did not look back until I got all the way to Burlington; I just didn’t have heart.


208 - Lost Continent - almost 5 years ago
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Who the hell saw Cesar Romero and said, "We've found our Joker."


523 - Village of the Giants - about 5 years ago
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In your next party mix include Dr. Forrester’s up-tempo version of the haunting “Torgo Theme.” The kids will love it!


620 - Danger! Death Ray - about 5 years ago
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Can we still impose sanctions on Italy for this one?


1007 - Track of the Moon Beast - almost 5 years ago
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Pathetically, when Paul’s mother returns home from Europe later that summer she does not notice he is no longer living there until the next spring when Ty shows up to get all his stuff from his old cage...later she hooks up with that bearded Dr. Lawrence guy at a local bar, he moves in, and they turn Paul’s room into a Fifty Shades Playroom. Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!


911 - Devil Fish - almost 5 years ago
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Alright, I laughed off all your Hercules movies and took the high road and just overlooked Escape 2000. Colossus and the Headhunters was a sucker punch that can never be forgiven, and I did call for sanctions after Danger! Death Ray, but this one tears it Italy! How much more do you expect us to take?! I say it is time to expel the Italian Ambassador, recall ours from Rome, and immediately sever all diplomatic relations. As part of reparations we will keep the lovely Chef Giada De Laurentiis, give back to you all things Chef Boyardee, and be willing to call it even. Just no more movies!


809 - I Was a Teenage Werewolf - about 5 years ago
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Disrespectful, sociopath, milk throwing bully gets some harmful injections and is then cut down in a hail of gunfire…yeah, ok, I’m good with that.


421 - Monster A-Go Go - about 5 years ago
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I get the feeling the director went out for a “liquid lunch” everyday and sent back a slightly less drunk hobo to finish up for him.


909 - Gorgo - almost 5 years ago
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“Gorgo?! Oh blast! Alright, back in the coach lads.” And with that the disappointed London chapter of the Torgo Fan Club waiting in line at Dorkin’s Circus; sadly removed their knee humps and meticulously sweat stained hats, lowered their crooked staffs, and retired to a local pub for a bitter night of sulking.


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So I decided to try some of that smooth “Deathstalker” game at my local pub. I came in with fake English accent which I quickly dropped; told my attractive server girl I DID NOT kill her twin sister, constantly referred to myself as a HERO, ordered a baked potato, potato skins, French fries, tater tots, and a baked potato, challenged a balding guy to several lame sword fights, and NOTHING; no hot virgin fell in love with me, no BDSM play with a sexy nympho, no one wanted to join me in a vague revolution, although when I left I distinctly heard cheering behind me. Oh well, guess I will just go back to my old “Mitchell” moves.


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