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Fredrick Stafford
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Gregg Hammerquist - over 5 years ago
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Conservative, huh? We'll get along.


Fredrick Stafford - about 6 years ago
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"Anger and intolerance are the twin enemies of correct understanding." - Mahatma Gandhi


Fredrick Stafford - about 6 years ago
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Ever live rent free inside someone’s head? They become unhinged and lapse into bizarre fits of egotistical judgmental passive-aggressive rage; sad really. Well, it’s kinda funny too. =)


Fredrick Stafford - about 6 years ago
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"Think you can take me? Well, go ahead on. It's your move." - Deputy Sheriff Thomas Jefferson Geronimo III, 1008 - Final Justice


Favorite Episodes

  1. Mitchell
    578
  2. The Final Sacrifice
    752
  3. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    338
  4. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    424
  5. Master Ninja I
    255
  6. Master Ninja II
    159
  7. The Wild World of Batwoman
    230
  8. Werewolf
    534
  9. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    260

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507 - I Accuse My Parents - over 6 years ago
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Hey, how did this one come out? I was at Jack Taylor’s place down at the beach for the weekend.


705 - Escape 2000 - over 6 years ago
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Hmm…ok I think I understand. There was no actual plot just a little plot-lette for us to fill out. Got it.

So the hero was the Valerie Bertinelli dude…I mean the crusading vampiress reporter…or um the mercenary guy with the pyromaniac “son” who looks nothing like him…

Our villain was the president of the…no it was fallen on hard times actor Henry Silva…actually the backstabbing assistant who wanted…

The laughing Italian guy in the sewer served our story to…um…yeah…

And the main theme was staying in the Bronx…rather…leaving the Bronx…rebuilding the Bronx as a futuristic…uh…for um the purpose of…

I have to go lie down.


602 - Invasion USA - almost 7 years ago
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Ha! You wish, but just keep dreamin’ Lenin….we’re still here and only moderately Marxist at this point.


208 - Lost Continent - over 6 years ago
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FOUND! The “lost” last five minutes of Lost Continent…

The survivors finally make it back to civilization and find out the rocket was already obsolete before they even left. The search party was just an elaborate ruse to get rid of Major Joe Nolan (Cesar Romero) for a few weeks so the commanding General could nail the base hussy, Marla. That night Major Nolan confronts the General at the Officers Club, his face contorted in rage. “Now just take it easy, Joe,” the General says, “I can explain.” Major Nolan draws back his fist. The General cowers, “I swear, Joe, I didn’t know about all the rocks.” Major Nolan is ready to strike, ablaze in anger, then pulls his punch, laughs heartily, holds out his hand for the General to shake, says, “You sly old so and so…you really got me good this time, General, I have to give you that!” (laugher) “Hope you were careful, General, and if not name it after me!” (wild laughter) “Now buy me a beer!"

THE END.


803 - The Mole People - over 6 years ago
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Hmm…still no mention here of the Robert Smith cameo as Pearl’s “well oiled hunk” Howard. I am beginning to think my idea of starting a retro-MST3K fan club to meet at my favorite sports bar might not be well received…


1008 - Final Justice - over 6 years ago
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I don’t know guys; I think Joe Don Baker gets the last laugh on us. The same year this came out he also had a major role in Fletch. So for 1985 he can claim lasting notoriety in a true classic comedy AND a free trip to Malta!


401 - Space Travelers - almost 7 years ago
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Miller I love you, but you were wrong. This really is a BAD movie!


821 - Time Chasers - over 6 years ago
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This past summer I took a road trip up to Vermont to catch up with the old “Time Chasers” gang. Here are my observations:

GEN-CORP TECHNOLOGY was purchased sight unseen by IBM during the tech boom acquisition frenzy at the height of the go-go 90’s. When an IBM company representative showed up and found that the whole thing only consisted of a few guys hanging out in their “office” at a branch library and riding around in one of their uncle’s limo rentals, the Gen-Corp domain name was quietly listed for sale.

J.K. ROBERTSON had his white-collar malfeasance finally catch up to him. He served a 4 year term in Federal prison. He did not waste his time though. There he became a certified hairstylist and opened his own shop in town. I dropped in, and while he is still an unsavory unapologetic creep, the man does give a great haircut! I have to give him that.

MATTHEW PAUL did not take his firing well. He held several menial jobs including that of Greeter in the small local grocery store. “Hey, I’ve got this great wardrobe, why let it go to waste?” he often told customers. Later he leased a storefront and opened a consignment shop that offered “Upscale attire for the professional gentleman.” Pathetically, I was told the entire stock was just a few diminutive sized well worn pastel colored suits. His first rent check bounced and as of this writing his whereabouts are unknown.

LISA decided to run the phony 75 year old skydiving granny story anyway. Discredited and terminated, she did not end up with Nick though. She was often overheard at the town’s tavern, blowsy drunk, saying, “I’m not going to spend the rest of my life with a man who still uses a F@#&-ing floppy disk drive!” She and airport slacker Marty now have three kids in a two bedroom trailer and she dances at a strip club called Tangents (aka Time Chasers). She works the dayshift if you want to stop in and buy her a drink, please.

NICK is still rocking the same old mullet and riding the same old 10 speed. In between residences, he is crashing on a friends couch. He borrowed twenty bucks from me and assured me he is still doing, “Very important and necessary work at Castleton State College.” On my way out of town I drove past the Castleton campus. I looked over and saw Nick mowing their lawn. He stopped the mower and waved at me with that goofy smile. I pretended I did not see him, floored it, flew out of town, and did not look back until I got all the way to Burlington; I just didn’t have heart.


208 - Lost Continent - over 6 years ago
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Who the hell saw Cesar Romero and said, "We've found our Joker."


523 - Village of the Giants - almost 7 years ago
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In your next party mix include Dr. Forrester’s up-tempo version of the haunting “Torgo Theme.” The kids will love it!


620 - Danger! Death Ray - almost 7 years ago
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Can we still impose sanctions on Italy for this one?


1007 - Track of the Moon Beast - over 6 years ago
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Pathetically, when Paul’s mother returns home from Europe later that summer she does not notice he is no longer living there until the next spring when Ty shows up to get all his stuff from his old cage...later she hooks up with that bearded Dr. Lawrence guy at a local bar, he moves in, and they turn Paul’s room into a Fifty Shades Playroom. Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!


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