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Mike - about 3 years ago
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It's a cold day for pontooning.


Favorite Episodes

  1. Gamera
    239
  2. Escape 2000
    249
  3. Prince of Space
    449
  4. Gamera vs. Zigra
    169
  5. Gamera vs. Guiron
    242
  6. Earth vs. the Spider
    192
  7. Danger! Death Ray
    462
  8. Zombie Nightmare
    297
  9. Time of the Apes
    270
  10. Angels' Revenge
    204
  11. Fugitive Alien
    324
  12. Puma Man
    503
  13. Laserblast
    385
  14. Future War
    257
  15. Pod People
    554
  16. Mighty Jack
    168
  17. Time Chasers
    424
  18. It Conquered the World
    281
  19. Track of the Moon Beast
    274
  20. The Incredible Melting Man
    269
  21. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    329
  22. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    336
  23. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    302
  24. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    254
  25. Monster A-Go Go
    333
  26. The Projected Man
    198
  27. The Space Children
    175
  28. Bride of the Monster
    230
  29. High School Big Shot
    185
  30. Horror of Party Beach
    307
  31. The Day the Earth Froze
    270
  32. Being from Another Planet
    193
  33. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    194
  34. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    169

Recent Comments with recent replies

Host Swap
Forum - about 1 month ago
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I was staring at my silly Funko collection earlier today. My Crow & Servo Pops are sandwiched between Darth Vader and Drax the Destroyer. Got me to thinking: If you could, who would you swap out Joel/Mike/Jonah with as an alternate host (Real or Fictional).
I admit, Dave Bautista's Drax would probably be terrible at riffing, but James Earl Jones incredible voice might make for an interesting changeup in the theater.


NCNL XIII
Forum - 2 months ago
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You have been very good about no laighs so well done.


Things I find myself saying
Forum - 6 months ago
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Here's an old topic that may be made fun with all the new Misties on board:
What phrases or riffs from MST do you find yourself using in the real world?

I still use "Go ahead on" quite a bit.

And sometimes when I'm dealing with a laborious challenge I recall the wisdom of Crow and say "The only way around it, is through it."


NCNL #6
Forum - 4 months ago
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All right, then ...
Forum - 6 months ago
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... What's your favorite invention exchange? If you don't have an overall fave, then go by era.
Joel: The Chiro-gyro. Well done, and one of Joel's early comedy props.
Mads I: The Meat Re-animator.
Mike: They just didn't care.
Jonah: Fried Turkey Dunk Tank.
Mads II: Time-Travel Oven (definitely a pattern emerging here).


MST3k Christmas Present
Forum - 8 months ago
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Last year, I put together a compilation of forumite's favorite host segments. This year, I want to know your favorite MST3k song. Doesn't matter if it's a song by the MST crew or a song from one of the movies. Pick one favorite song, and it will appear in a compilation video. ^_^

If two or more people pick the same song, we'll have to either:

a) Stage a fight to the death.
b) Somebody will have to pick a different song.
c) Attribute one song to more than one forumite.
d) Pillow fight! :D

Also, I don't have any of season 11 or 12, so if your favorite song is in one of those seasons, I'll have to ask for a video of it. ^_^;

So, what's your favorite MST song? :D


NCNL errr...XII....I....ish
Forum - 9 months ago
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Rules now relaxed for one week only from date of opening package.


NCNL (XII)
Forum - 10 months ago
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Can ya dig it?


Source of only some image
Forum - 11 months ago
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You can milk everything on this platform and then I love you maybe ten minutes after that you pay extra for unhappy ending.


It's that time again....
Forum - 11 months ago
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Explain Your Avatar


FIGHT!
Forum - about 3 years ago
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If there was a Street Fighter or Smash Bros-style MST3K game, who would the fighters be and what would they do for special attacks?

I would fight with Rowsdower and use the "Rowsdowerrr!" Troy assist CONSTANTLY.


Recent Riffs

503 - Swamp Diamonds - over 6 years ago
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I do not know what we are. Perhaps we are gauchos. ¡Olé!


311 - It Conquered the World - over 6 years ago
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I believe in peanut butter.


617 - The Sword and the Dragon - over 6 years ago
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Cleanup's a breeze thanks to Wind Demon!


302 - Gamera - about 6 years ago
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"His mother died when he was very young."
She was mauled by turtles.


422 - The Day the Earth Froze - about 6 years ago
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Grandma's been talking to the bedding again.


306 - Time of the Apes - about 6 years ago
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Are those Monkey Boy™ jeans you're wearing?


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - about 6 years ago
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Once you taste my schnitzel, I'm sure you will understand.


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - about 6 years ago
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You might want to back up. The power of this Honda 60 is pretty overwhelming.


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Man, I love Glendale!


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Are you wearing clean underwear in the afterlife?


620 - Danger! Death Ray - about 6 years ago
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These Sansabelts are made for action.


811 - Parts: The Clonus Horror - about 6 years ago
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I'm Richard. I gotta remember that!
I'm so bad with names.