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Mike - over 2 years ago
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It's a cold day for pontooning.


Favorite Episodes

  1. Gamera
    228
  2. Escape 2000
    243
  3. Prince of Space
    441
  4. Gamera vs. Zigra
    164
  5. Gamera vs. Guiron
    236
  6. Earth vs. the Spider
    188
  7. Danger! Death Ray
    445
  8. Zombie Nightmare
    290
  9. Time of the Apes
    257
  10. Angels' Revenge
    198
  11. Fugitive Alien
    313
  12. Puma Man
    495
  13. Laserblast
    371
  14. Future War
    247
  15. Pod People
    535
  16. Mighty Jack
    162
  17. Time Chasers
    418
  18. It Conquered the World
    270
  19. Track of the Moon Beast
    262
  20. The Incredible Melting Man
    264
  21. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    320
  22. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    326
  23. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    291
  24. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    244
  25. Monster A-Go Go
    326
  26. The Projected Man
    193
  27. The Space Children
    167
  28. Bride of the Monster
    222
  29. High School Big Shot
    178
  30. Horror of Party Beach
    301
  31. The Day the Earth Froze
    259
  32. Being from Another Planet
    186
  33. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    184
  34. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    165

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MST3k Christmas Present
Forum - about 1 month ago
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Last year, I put together a compilation of forumite's favorite host segments. This year, I want to know your favorite MST3k song. Doesn't matter if it's a song by the MST crew or a song from one of the movies. Pick one favorite song, and it will appear in a compilation video. ^_^

If two or more people pick the same song, we'll have to either:

a) Stage a fight to the death.
b) Somebody will have to pick a different song.
c) Attribute one song to more than one forumite.
d) Pillow fight! :D

Also, I don't have any of season 11 or 12, so if your favorite song is in one of those seasons, I'll have to ask for a video of it. ^_^;

So, what's your favorite MST song? :D


NCNL errr...XII....I....ish
Forum - 3 months ago
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Rules now relaxed for one week only from date of opening package.


NCNL (XII)
Forum - 4 months ago
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Can ya dig it?


Source of only some image
Forum - 5 months ago
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You can milk everything on this platform and then I love you maybe ten minutes after that you pay extra for unhappy ending.


It's that time again....
Forum - 5 months ago
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Explain Your Avatar


FIGHT!
Forum - over 2 years ago
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If there was a Street Fighter or Smash Bros-style MST3K game, who would the fighters be and what would they do for special attacks?

I would fight with Rowsdower and use the "Rowsdowerrr!" Troy assist CONSTANTLY.


Favorite underrated MST3K episode?
Forum - over 2 years ago
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Sorry if this has been covered already: What is your favorite MST3K episode that might not be in that coveted 200+ laugh range?
I absolutely LOVE the Hamlet episode. I could get all poetic and weepy about it, but I'm just gonna say that the jokes are HILARIOUS and always manages to cheer me up ...the jokes, I mean...not the inevitable "Rocks fall; everyone dies"
The Starfighters is another episode that I thoroughly enjoy.

Now, tell me your low score fave!


Invention Exchange v reality
Forum - about 3 years ago
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In 'The Robot v the Aztec Mummy', Joel demonstrates an airbag for motorcyclists. These things now exist, albeit in a slightly less humungous form than the MST3K version.

Has anyone gone through all the Invention Exchanges and figured out which ones actually now exist?


Recent Riffs

503 - Swamp Diamonds - almost 6 years ago
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I do not know what we are. Perhaps we are gauchos. ¡Olé!


311 - It Conquered the World - almost 6 years ago
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I believe in peanut butter.


617 - The Sword and the Dragon - almost 6 years ago
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Cleanup's a breeze thanks to Wind Demon!


302 - Gamera - over 5 years ago
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"His mother died when he was very young."
She was mauled by turtles.


422 - The Day the Earth Froze - over 5 years ago
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Grandma's been talking to the bedding again.


306 - Time of the Apes - over 5 years ago
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Are those Monkey Boy™ jeans you're wearing?


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - over 5 years ago
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Once you taste my schnitzel, I'm sure you will understand.


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - over 5 years ago
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You might want to back up. The power of this Honda 60 is pretty overwhelming.


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Man, I love Glendale!


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Are you wearing clean underwear in the afterlife?


620 - Danger! Death Ray - over 5 years ago
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These Sansabelts are made for action.


811 - Parts: The Clonus Horror - over 5 years ago
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I'm Richard. I gotta remember that!
I'm so bad with names.