I was staring at my silly Funko collection earlier today. My Crow & Servo Pops are sandwiched between Darth Vader and Drax the Destroyer. Got me to thinking: If you could, who would you swap out Joel/Mike/Jonah with as an alternate host (Real or Fictional).
I admit, Dave Bautista's Drax would probably be terrible at riffing, but James Earl Jones incredible voice might make for an interesting changeup in the theater.

You have been very good about no laighs so well done.

Here's an old topic that may be made fun with all the new Misties on board:
What phrases or riffs from MST do you find yourself using in the real world?

I still use "Go ahead on" quite a bit.

And sometimes when I'm dealing with a laborious challenge I recall the wisdom of Crow and say "The only way around it, is through it."

... What's your favorite invention exchange? If you don't have an overall fave, then go by era.
Joel: The Chiro-gyro. Well done, and one of Joel's early comedy props.
Mads I: The Meat Re-animator.
Mike: They just didn't care.
Jonah: Fried Turkey Dunk Tank.
Mads II: Time-Travel Oven (definitely a pattern emerging here).

Last year, I put together a compilation of forumite's favorite host segments. This year, I want to know your favorite MST3k song. Doesn't matter if it's a song by the MST crew or a song from one of the movies. Pick one favorite song, and it will appear in a compilation video. ^_^

If two or more people pick the same song, we'll have to either:

a) Stage a fight to the death.
b) Somebody will have to pick a different song.
c) Attribute one song to more than one forumite.
d) Pillow fight! :D

Also, I don't have any of season 11 or 12, so if your favorite song is in one of those seasons, I'll have to ask for a video of it. ^_^;

So, what's your favorite MST song? :D

Rules now relaxed for one week only from date of opening package.

Can ya dig it?

You can milk everything on this platform and then I love you maybe ten minutes after that you pay extra for unhappy ending.

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If there was a Street Fighter or Smash Bros-style MST3K game, who would the fighters be and what would they do for special attacks?

I would fight with Rowsdower and use the "Rowsdowerrr!" Troy assist CONSTANTLY.