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Mike - over 4 years ago
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It's a cold day for pontooning.


Favorite Episodes

  1. Gamera
    255
  2. Escape 2000
    271
  3. Prince of Space
    474
  4. Gamera vs. Zigra
    179
  5. Gamera vs. Guiron
    259
  6. Earth vs. the Spider
    207
  7. Danger! Death Ray
    487
  8. Zombie Nightmare
    313
  9. Time of the Apes
    288
  10. Angels' Revenge
    214
  11. Fugitive Alien
    340
  12. Puma Man
    541
  13. Laserblast
    412
  14. Future War
    276
  15. Pod People
    580
  16. Mighty Jack
    178
  17. Time Chasers
    455
  18. It Conquered the World
    297
  19. Track of the Moon Beast
    295
  20. The Incredible Melting Man
    285
  21. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    348
  22. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    349
  23. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    324
  24. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    271
  25. Monster A-Go Go
    354
  26. The Projected Man
    208
  27. The Space Children
    188
  28. Bride of the Monster
    247
  29. High School Big Shot
    195
  30. Horror of Party Beach
    325
  31. The Day the Earth Froze
    289
  32. Being from Another Planet
    199
  33. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    206
  34. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    175

Recent Comments with recent replies

MENSA Quiz
Forum - 3 months ago
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Rock Climbing is to Lost Continent as
X is to [insert movie]


NCNL
Forum - 2 months ago
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I've foolproofed NCNL this week as this picture is simply neither funny nor worthy of laighs.


Poll: Lamest Hero in a MST Experiment
Forum - 4 months ago
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I just finished watching "Samson Vs the Vampire Women," and I gotta say, as far as heroes go, Samson is pretty lame. In all fairness, the vampires were pretty lame too, if one mere luchador can kick their asses, even when they gang up on him!

But it got me thinking, what's the lamest hero in a MST movie?

Prince of Space gets a Lame Hero Award too. I mean, yes, he has a spaceship, but no "powers," and no real weapons except that weird retractable pointer-looking thing that fires enemy laser beams back at them. (I guess they're laser beams)

Or Nick from "Time Chasers." He can fly a plane, invented the Time Transporter program, but he can't drive a car. HUH??


CALAYW
Forum - 4 months ago
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Comment and laigh all you want. But doom....DOOOOM awaits ye all with nasty..... pointy....teeth


Greatest Skit Ever
Forum - 5 months ago
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Ok: sometimes they have sucked, and sometimes they have been plain mental, but which skit stands out for you in the whole of MST3K / Film Crew / Cinematic Titanic? And why?


MIDNIGHT MOVIES
Forum - 5 months ago
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In a recent thread I cited a film that was a regular in our gang's Midnight Movie night rotation. (Festivities usually held on Fridays and Saturdays, often after Midnight.) It made me nostalgic not just for those soirees, but for the advent of the great Midnight Movie era of the 70s-80s.
So, in that spirit, I ask the Club to throw out your favorite Midnight Flicks, or eclectic movies you feel would make splendid viewing in such an atmosphere. This also works as a companion for threads suggesting viewing material. In fact, Jeff mentioned one of our these in Des's thread.
Leaving out those films we usually took in at a theater (RHPS, Eraserhead, The Song Remains the Same, ...) here are twenty titles we watched more than once:

The Abominable Dr. Phibes and Dr. Phibes Rises Again
The Magic Christian
The Phantom of the Paradise
Get Crazy
Tommy
Re-Animator
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Heavy Metal
The Wicker Man (1973)
Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter
Welcome to My Nightmare (concert)
Blade Runner
Basket Case
The Evil Dead
A Clockwork Orange
Performance
Scanners
Videodrome
Sisters


NCNL
Forum - 5 months ago
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I saw this threat in a shop in Cape Cod. Anyone caught commenting or laighing will be given a double espresso and a Rottweiler puppy.


Recent Riffs

815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - about 7 years ago
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Once you taste my schnitzel, I'm sure you will understand.


503 - Swamp Diamonds - over 7 years ago
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I do not know what we are. Perhaps we are gauchos. ¡Olé!


311 - It Conquered the World - over 7 years ago
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I believe in peanut butter.


617 - The Sword and the Dragon - over 7 years ago
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Cleanup's a breeze thanks to Wind Demon!


302 - Gamera - over 7 years ago
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"His mother died when he was very young."
She was mauled by turtles.


422 - The Day the Earth Froze - over 7 years ago
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Grandma's been talking to the bedding again.


306 - Time of the Apes - over 7 years ago
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Are those Monkey Boy™ jeans you're wearing?


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - about 7 years ago
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You might want to back up. The power of this Honda 60 is pretty overwhelming.


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Man, I love Glendale!


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Are you wearing clean underwear in the afterlife?


620 - Danger! Death Ray - over 7 years ago
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These Sansabelts are made for action.


811 - Parts: The Clonus Horror - over 7 years ago
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I'm Richard. I gotta remember that!
I'm so bad with names.