Rock Climbing is to Lost Continent as
X is to [insert movie]

I've foolproofed NCNL this week as this picture is simply neither funny nor worthy of laighs.

I just finished watching "Samson Vs the Vampire Women," and I gotta say, as far as heroes go, Samson is pretty lame. In all fairness, the vampires were pretty lame too, if one mere luchador can kick their asses, even when they gang up on him!

But it got me thinking, what's the lamest hero in a MST movie?

Prince of Space gets a Lame Hero Award too. I mean, yes, he has a spaceship, but no "powers," and no real weapons except that weird retractable pointer-looking thing that fires enemy laser beams back at them. (I guess they're laser beams)

Or Nick from "Time Chasers." He can fly a plane, invented the Time Transporter program, but he can't drive a car. HUH??

Comment and laigh all you want. But doom....DOOOOM awaits ye all with nasty..... pointy....teeth

Ok: sometimes they have sucked, and sometimes they have been plain mental, but which skit stands out for you in the whole of MST3K / Film Crew / Cinematic Titanic? And why?

In a recent thread I cited a film that was a regular in our gang's Midnight Movie night rotation. (Festivities usually held on Fridays and Saturdays, often after Midnight.) It made me nostalgic not just for those soirees, but for the advent of the great Midnight Movie era of the 70s-80s.
So, in that spirit, I ask the Club to throw out your favorite Midnight Flicks, or eclectic movies you feel would make splendid viewing in such an atmosphere. This also works as a companion for threads suggesting viewing material. In fact, Jeff mentioned one of our these in Des's thread.
Leaving out those films we usually took in at a theater (RHPS, Eraserhead, The Song Remains the Same, ...) here are twenty titles we watched more than once:

The Abominable Dr. Phibes and Dr. Phibes Rises Again
The Magic Christian
The Phantom of the Paradise
Get Crazy
Tommy
Re-Animator
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Heavy Metal
The Wicker Man (1973)
Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter
Welcome to My Nightmare (concert)
Blade Runner
Basket Case
The Evil Dead
A Clockwork Orange
Performance
Scanners
Videodrome
Sisters

I saw this threat in a shop in Cape Cod. Anyone caught commenting or laighing will be given a double espresso and a Rottweiler puppy.