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Mike - over 4 years ago
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It's a cold day for pontooning.


Favorite Episodes

  1. Gamera
    258
  2. Escape 2000
    271
  3. Prince of Space
    479
  4. Gamera vs. Zigra
    181
  5. Gamera vs. Guiron
    263
  6. Earth vs. the Spider
    212
  7. Danger! Death Ray
    490
  8. Zombie Nightmare
    319
  9. Time of the Apes
    289
  10. Angels' Revenge
    215
  11. Fugitive Alien
    341
  12. Puma Man
    542
  13. Laserblast
    412
  14. Future War
    279
  15. Pod People
    585
  16. Mighty Jack
    180
  17. Time Chasers
    458
  18. It Conquered the World
    298
  19. Track of the Moon Beast
    297
  20. The Incredible Melting Man
    288
  21. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    349
  22. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    352
  23. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    329
  24. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    277
  25. Monster A-Go Go
    356
  26. The Projected Man
    210
  27. The Space Children
    189
  28. Bride of the Monster
    248
  29. High School Big Shot
    198
  30. Horror of Party Beach
    329
  31. The Day the Earth Froze
    292
  32. Being from Another Planet
    200
  33. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    210
  34. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    177

Recent Comments with recent replies

NCNL again
Forum - 3 days ago
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No comments, no laighs, please. Spooky Halloween stuff!


MCNL for the start of Halloween
Forum - 23 days ago
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Spooky stuff! BOOO!


NCNL this month
Forum - about 2 months ago
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Well I've boin away and no bugger had done an NCNL. So here for you to admire and not do anything at all with.


MENSA Quiz
Forum - 5 months ago
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Rock Climbing is to Lost Continent as
X is to [insert movie]


NCNL
Forum - 5 months ago
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I've foolproofed NCNL this week as this picture is simply neither funny nor worthy of laighs.


Poll: Lamest Hero in a MST Experiment
Forum - 6 months ago
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I just finished watching "Samson Vs the Vampire Women," and I gotta say, as far as heroes go, Samson is pretty lame. In all fairness, the vampires were pretty lame too, if one mere luchador can kick their asses, even when they gang up on him!

But it got me thinking, what's the lamest hero in a MST movie?

Prince of Space gets a Lame Hero Award too. I mean, yes, he has a spaceship, but no "powers," and no real weapons except that weird retractable pointer-looking thing that fires enemy laser beams back at them. (I guess they're laser beams)

Or Nick from "Time Chasers." He can fly a plane, invented the Time Transporter program, but he can't drive a car. HUH??


CALAYW
Forum - 6 months ago
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Comment and laigh all you want. But doom....DOOOOM awaits ye all with nasty..... pointy....teeth


Greatest Skit Ever
Forum - 7 months ago
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Ok: sometimes they have sucked, and sometimes they have been plain mental, but which skit stands out for you in the whole of MST3K / Film Crew / Cinematic Titanic? And why?


MIDNIGHT MOVIES
Forum - 7 months ago
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In a recent thread I cited a film that was a regular in our gang's Midnight Movie night rotation. (Festivities usually held on Fridays and Saturdays, often after Midnight.) It made me nostalgic not just for those soirees, but for the advent of the great Midnight Movie era of the 70s-80s.
So, in that spirit, I ask the Club to throw out your favorite Midnight Flicks, or eclectic movies you feel would make splendid viewing in such an atmosphere. This also works as a companion for threads suggesting viewing material. In fact, Jeff mentioned one of our these in Des's thread.
Leaving out those films we usually took in at a theater (RHPS, Eraserhead, The Song Remains the Same, ...) here are twenty titles we watched more than once:

The Abominable Dr. Phibes and Dr. Phibes Rises Again
The Magic Christian
The Phantom of the Paradise
Get Crazy
Tommy
Re-Animator
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Heavy Metal
The Wicker Man (1973)
Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter
Welcome to My Nightmare (concert)
Blade Runner
Basket Case
The Evil Dead
A Clockwork Orange
Performance
Scanners
Videodrome
Sisters


Recent Riffs

815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - over 7 years ago
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Once you taste my schnitzel, I'm sure you will understand.


503 - Swamp Diamonds - over 7 years ago
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I do not know what we are. Perhaps we are gauchos. ¡Olé!


311 - It Conquered the World - over 7 years ago
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I believe in peanut butter.


617 - The Sword and the Dragon - over 7 years ago
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Cleanup's a breeze thanks to Wind Demon!


302 - Gamera - over 7 years ago
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"His mother died when he was very young."
She was mauled by turtles.


422 - The Day the Earth Froze - over 7 years ago
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Grandma's been talking to the bedding again.


306 - Time of the Apes - over 7 years ago
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Are those Monkey Boy™ jeans you're wearing?


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - over 7 years ago
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You might want to back up. The power of this Honda 60 is pretty overwhelming.


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Man, I love Glendale!


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Are you wearing clean underwear in the afterlife?


620 - Danger! Death Ray - over 7 years ago
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These Sansabelts are made for action.


811 - Parts: The Clonus Horror - over 7 years ago
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I'm Richard. I gotta remember that!
I'm so bad with names.