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Kelly Slane

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Horror of Party Beach
    297
  2. Robot Monster
    143
  3. Fugitive Alien
    308
  4. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    213
  5. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    238
  6. War of the Colossal Beast
    207
  7. Monster A-Go Go
    320
  8. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    637
  9. Girls Town
    273
  10. The Sinister Urge
    203
  11. Danger! Death Ray
    435
  12. The Undead
    227
  13. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    257
  14. The Giant Gila Monster
    228
  15. Warrior of the Lost World
    304
  16. The Atomic Brain
    155
  17. Red Zone Cuba
    217
  18. Werewolf
    497
  19. The Touch of Satan
    320
  20. The Final Sacrifice
    712
  21. Girl in Gold Boots
    262
  22. Cave Dwellers
    401
  23. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    279
  24. The Indestructible Man
    146
  25. Tormented
    210
  26. The Creeping Terror
    234
  27. The Sword and the Dragon
    206
  28. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    241

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1007 - Track of the Moon Beast - over 5 years ago
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"Mike, Crow, Snack..." LOVE Pearl


423 - Bride of the Monster - almost 6 years ago
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Wait a minute.... Is the building code ALWAYS under fire? That's the second time a newspaper highlight in a movie said that....


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - over 6 years ago
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Of all the movies MST3K covered, this is the only one that actively angers me... CARBON DATING DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!


1010 - It Lives by Night - over 5 years ago
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"Um, do you have any drug allergies?" - Cracks me up every time!


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I feel like they missed some jokes after Crow went back into the past. He'd spent 11 years there and somehow was able to jump back into the movie they were watching? Every so often for the remainder of the episode he could've made jokes from the wrong movies. "So what happened to the headless guy? Wasn't he putting the whammy on people?" "Why doesn't she just turn into a cat?" Crow, you got the wrong movie again!


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I know this was the 90s, and that there was no Interwebs to look stuff up on, and that the characters frequently mispronounce things, but "Zatharatu"? Seriously?


107 - Robot Monster - 7 months ago
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Trivia from IMDB about George Nadar (Roy in the film):
"Resigned to being a 'B' list actor after agreeing to be outed by Confidential magazine as gay rather than his good friend Rock Hudson, 'A' list actor. Hudson and Nader were lifelong friends, but never lovers."
Don't know about you, but my respect for him just skyrocketed.


201 - Rocketship X-M - over 5 years ago
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"Thank you Mr. White Male Reality." ~ pretty much sums up THIS movie


520 - Radar Secret Service - about 5 years ago
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I've seen both episodes a zillion times but it just hit me that Mickey Moran in this movie is the same actor (Tom Neal) that plays Clifford Scott in The Brute Man. Clifford is the guy that screws Rondo Hatton's character Hal over while they're in college, which leads to Hal burning his own face with acid. I only realized it because I was dozing and I suddenly realized his voice sounded really familiar. So I checked IMDB and there ya go! Turns out Tom Neal had an interesting but rocky real life as well.


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What's the deal with the guy constantly saying things twice? "There are ways. There are ways." "Around. Just looking around. "When do you go back on? When?"


611 - Last of the Wild Horses - over 5 years ago
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The sounds of Dr. F and Frank off screen at the end... O.O


618 - High School Big Shot - 10 months ago
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Ah, Marv, the beautiful, shining example of the difference between having knowledge and being wise...


Recent Riffs

509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - almost 5 years ago
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"Your heart's showing!" I should plug that hole...


423 - Bride of the Monster - almost 6 years ago
12 laughs

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Wow, that was one unstable octopus!


311 - It Conquered the World - almost 6 years ago
21 laughs

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General Nuisance. Major Indifference. Colonel... Popcorn.


518 - The Atomic Brain - almost 5 years ago
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"You find that ironical?" No riff required.


103 - The Mad Monster - about 6 years ago
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"What good can come from tampering with the normal laws of nature?" Joel: "Teflon?" Tom: "Microwave milkshakes?" Crow: "Room air fresheners!"


409 - The Indestructible Man - almost 6 years ago
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Uhhh, whose woods these.... I think know... uhh.....


817 - Horror of Party Beach - over 6 years ago
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Ooh! Must've edited the crap out of this thing.


103 - The Mad Monster - about 5 years ago
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"I'm in love and you're drinking from her!"


616 - Racket Girls - almost 5 years ago
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We love popular songs!


107 - Robot Monster - about 6 years ago
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She's so cute when she's passed out.


803 - The Mole People - almost 5 years ago
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With your cylinder of fire, you can bring them under control!" Why thank you - Oh you mean the flashlight...


611 - Last of the Wild Horses - almost 5 years ago
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Foot fetishes of the Oooooold West!