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Kelly Slane

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Horror of Party Beach
    280
  2. Robot Monster
    137
  3. Fugitive Alien
    294
  4. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    203
  5. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    227
  6. War of the Colossal Beast
    202
  7. Monster A-Go Go
    312
  8. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    617
  9. Girls Town
    259
  10. The Sinister Urge
    194
  11. Danger! Death Ray
    417
  12. The Undead
    211
  13. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    243
  14. The Giant Gila Monster
    216
  15. Warrior of the Lost World
    287
  16. The Atomic Brain
    144
  17. Red Zone Cuba
    208
  18. Werewolf
    477
  19. The Touch of Satan
    304
  20. The Final Sacrifice
    671
  21. Girl in Gold Boots
    248
  22. Cave Dwellers
    385
  23. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    264
  24. The Indestructible Man
    139
  25. Tormented
    196
  26. The Creeping Terror
    223
  27. The Sword and the Dragon
    196
  28. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    230

Recent Comments with recent replies

513 - The Brain that Wouldn't Die - almost 4 years ago
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What's the deal with the guy constantly saying things twice? "There are ways. There are ways." "Around. Just looking around. "When do you go back on? When?"


611 - Last of the Wild Horses - about 5 years ago
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The sounds of Dr. F and Frank off screen at the end... O.O


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - over 5 years ago
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Of all the movies MST3K covered, this is the only one that actively angers me... CARBON DATING DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!


618 - High School Big Shot - about 1 month ago
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Ah, Marv, the beautiful, shining example of the difference between having knowledge and being wise...


610 - The Violent Years - over 1 year ago
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I always skip the male rape scene, the riffs about it are really distasteful. I love their darker riffs, but they really should have known better.

With that said, the crew usually does a good job of pairing shorts and films (like A Date with your Family and Invasion USA, Keeping Clean and Neat and The Sinister Urge, Home Economics and Viking Women, etc) and this one is no exception.


WORST DEFINITION OF METAPHYSICIAN EVER
603 - The Dead Talk Back - about 1 month ago
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"In brief, a metaphysician is either a philosopher whose area of expertise is the study of the fundamental nature of reality and existence and/or, more esoterically, a practicing healer/adviser that changes physical reality by working with the principles and powers and ‘things’ that underlie it, and especially the mind or psyche."
Quote from an actual modern person who answers to the title of "metaphysician".
Speaking from someone currently taking a philosophy class, I'd say for the philosopher its basically the mind-body argument. Which exists, do both exist, what's more important, etc. Every philosopher will have a metaphysical position, i.e. where they fall on the mind-body argument, and SOME OF THEM DEFINITELY BELIEVE YOU ARE DEAD WHEN YOU DIE. They would be the materialists, those who fall on the body side of the argument.
So: there exist Metaphysicians who would HUGELY debate the "Metaphysician" in this film.
(Philosophy is awesome, everyone should take at least one class in it!)


320 - The Unearthly - over 4 years ago
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I will never, in a million years, get over the creepiness of Our Hero shooting the moves on a mentally ill woman in the midst of a pile of corpses. Twilight only aspired to this level of Creepy Hero-dom.


609 - The Skydivers - over 4 years ago
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I want an official Deep 13 Swing Choir costume!


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Is it just me or does the young hero have the most annoying voice ever?? JUST CLEAR YOUR THROAT!!! geez...


Huh?
407 - The Killer Shrews - 11 months ago
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at 1:05, anyone have any idea what the captains plan was? That was so great they barely had to riff it. It's great when the movie just riffs itself.


911 - Devil Fish - almost 5 years ago
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Was this originally supposed to be a light porn movie, but the director decided to try to make it an actual movie instead?


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The single "HA" that Joel gives cracks me up like crazy every time XD


Recent Riffs

509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - about 4 years ago
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"Your heart's showing!" I should plug that hole...


423 - Bride of the Monster - about 5 years ago
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Wow, that was one unstable octopus!


311 - It Conquered the World - about 5 years ago
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General Nuisance. Major Indifference. Colonel... Popcorn.


518 - The Atomic Brain - about 4 years ago
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"You find that ironical?" No riff required.


103 - The Mad Monster - over 5 years ago
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"What good can come from tampering with the normal laws of nature?" Joel: "Teflon?" Tom: "Microwave milkshakes?" Crow: "Room air fresheners!"


409 - The Indestructible Man - about 5 years ago
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Uhhh, whose woods these.... I think know... uhh.....


817 - Horror of Party Beach - over 5 years ago
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Ooh! Must've edited the crap out of this thing.


103 - The Mad Monster - over 4 years ago
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"I'm in love and you're drinking from her!"


616 - Racket Girls - about 4 years ago
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We love popular songs!


107 - Robot Monster - over 5 years ago
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She's so cute when she's passed out.


803 - The Mole People - about 4 years ago
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With your cylinder of fire, you can bring them under control!" Why thank you - Oh you mean the flashlight...


611 - Last of the Wild Horses - about 4 years ago
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Foot fetishes of the Oooooold West!