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Kelly Slane

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Horror of Party Beach
    307
  2. Robot Monster
    153
  3. Fugitive Alien
    324
  4. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    222
  5. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    250
  6. War of the Colossal Beast
    222
  7. Monster A-Go Go
    336
  8. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    671
  9. Girls Town
    284
  10. The Sinister Urge
    214
  11. Danger! Death Ray
    465
  12. The Undead
    239
  13. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    279
  14. The Giant Gila Monster
    250
  15. Warrior of the Lost World
    325
  16. The Atomic Brain
    166
  17. Red Zone Cuba
    225
  18. Werewolf
    525
  19. The Touch of Satan
    337
  20. The Final Sacrifice
    741
  21. Girl in Gold Boots
    273
  22. Cave Dwellers
    426
  23. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    293
  24. The Indestructible Man
    156
  25. Tormented
    219
  26. The Creeping Terror
    246
  27. The Sword and the Dragon
    218
  28. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    251

Recent Comments with recent replies

1008 - Final Justice - almost 6 years ago
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So wait, did the chick shoot Wilson with a flare gun? That's... badass!


306 - Time of the Apes - almost 6 years ago
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"Maybe an earthquake!" "Yes, but nothing will happen suddenly." Just have to say, in my experience, that's kinda what earthquakes DO. It's why scientists are trying to create some sort of early warning system for earthquakes, but to my knowledge no one's done it yet. Anyone else find that line rather hilarious?


320 - The Unearthly - over 6 years ago
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hey! get a load of those crow legs! yowzah!!


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I love all the dashboard readings in this... Tenperature, Sunny Side, Other Side... And the one from the first half, Air Presser or something similar...


109 - Project Moonbase - almost 7 years ago
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@ 23:05 - Did Crow just say "Take a left at L2"? As in Lagrange Point 2? On the far side of the Moon? Wow, that was nerdy. And awesome!


1007 - Track of the Moon Beast - over 6 years ago
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"Mike, Crow, Snack..." LOVE Pearl


423 - Bride of the Monster - almost 7 years ago
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Wait a minute.... Is the building code ALWAYS under fire? That's the second time a newspaper highlight in a movie said that....


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - over 7 years ago
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Of all the movies MST3K covered, this is the only one that actively angers me... CARBON DATING DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!


1010 - It Lives by Night - over 6 years ago
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"Um, do you have any drug allergies?" - Cracks me up every time!


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I feel like they missed some jokes after Crow went back into the past. He'd spent 11 years there and somehow was able to jump back into the movie they were watching? Every so often for the remainder of the episode he could've made jokes from the wrong movies. "So what happened to the headless guy? Wasn't he putting the whammy on people?" "Why doesn't she just turn into a cat?" Crow, you got the wrong movie again!


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I know this was the 90s, and that there was no Interwebs to look stuff up on, and that the characters frequently mispronounce things, but "Zatharatu"? Seriously?


Recent Riffs

615 - Kitten with a Whip - almost 7 years ago
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"On second thought it wasn't funny at all..." Oh Adam Sandler!


509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - about 6 years ago
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"Your heart's showing!" I should plug that hole...


423 - Bride of the Monster - almost 7 years ago
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Wow, that was one unstable octopus!


311 - It Conquered the World - almost 7 years ago
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General Nuisance. Major Indifference. Colonel... Popcorn.


518 - The Atomic Brain - about 6 years ago
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"You find that ironical?" No riff required.


103 - The Mad Monster - about 7 years ago
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"What good can come from tampering with the normal laws of nature?" Joel: "Teflon?" Tom: "Microwave milkshakes?" Crow: "Room air fresheners!"


409 - The Indestructible Man - almost 7 years ago
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Uhhh, whose woods these.... I think know... uhh.....


817 - Horror of Party Beach - over 7 years ago
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Ooh! Must've edited the crap out of this thing.


103 - The Mad Monster - over 6 years ago
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"I'm in love and you're drinking from her!"


616 - Racket Girls - almost 6 years ago
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We love popular songs!


107 - Robot Monster - about 7 years ago
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She's so cute when she's passed out.


803 - The Mole People - almost 6 years ago
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With your cylinder of fire, you can bring them under control!" Why thank you - Oh you mean the flashlight...