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Kelly Slane

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Horror of Party Beach
    274
  2. Robot Monster
    131
  3. Fugitive Alien
    276
  4. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    194
  5. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    215
  6. War of the Colossal Beast
    192
  7. Monster A-Go Go
    302
  8. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    606
  9. Girls Town
    251
  10. The Sinister Urge
    187
  11. Danger! Death Ray
    404
  12. The Undead
    207
  13. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    237
  14. The Giant Gila Monster
    206
  15. Warrior of the Lost World
    282
  16. The Atomic Brain
    139
  17. Red Zone Cuba
    196
  18. Werewolf
    463
  19. The Touch of Satan
    294
  20. The Final Sacrifice
    657
  21. Girl in Gold Boots
    242
  22. Cave Dwellers
    367
  23. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    261
  24. The Indestructible Man
    136
  25. Tormented
    188
  26. The Creeping Terror
    219
  27. The Sword and the Dragon
    190
  28. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    226

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303 - Pod People - almost 4 years ago

I wonder if Trumpy - with his wondrous powers of broadcasting Africa - had just showed the boy the ET movie and said "You see this?! FAME! THIS is what I want!"


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Is it just me or does the young hero have the most annoying voice ever?? JUST CLEAR YOUR THROAT!!! geez...


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407 - The Killer Shrews - 5 months ago

at 1:05, anyone have any idea what the captains plan was? That was so great they barely had to riff it. It's great when the movie just riffs itself.


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911 - Devil Fish - over 4 years ago

Was this originally supposed to be a light porn movie, but the director decided to try to make it an actual movie instead?


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The single "HA" that Joel gives cracks me up like crazy every time XD


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If there was an award for legitimate good performances in movies that have no right to have them, Beverly Garland would have been a shoo-in here. She brings such genuine, nuanced emotion and pathos to the role of a wife who's concerned her husband has fallen under the spell of an evil pickle from Venus.


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604 - Zombie Nightmare - almost 5 years ago

TV's Frank dances a lot like I do...


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807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - about 5 years ago

Of all the movies MST3K covered, this is the only one that actively angers me... CARBON DATING DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!


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611 - Last of the Wild Horses - over 4 years ago

The sounds of Dr. F and Frank off screen at the end... O.O


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109 - Project Moonbase - over 4 years ago

@ 23:05 - Did Crow just say "Take a left at L2"? As in Lagrange Point 2? On the far side of the Moon? Wow, that was nerdy. And awesome!


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EVERY time I watch this episode I forget about Timmy creepily sneaking into the theater, only to see him sitting there and I FREAK out. Timmy, you scary.


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520 - Radar Secret Service - almost 3 years ago

As atrocious as the short is, I have to admit there is some good, common sense info that the pushy cop shares. Heck, the goofballs waving before hitting the train could just as easily be goofballs texting before getting hit by a train.


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509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - over 3 years ago

"Your heart's showing!" I should plug that hole...


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423 - Bride of the Monster - over 4 years ago

Wow, that was one unstable octopus!


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311 - It Conquered the World - over 4 years ago

General Nuisance. Major Indifference. Colonel... Popcorn.


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518 - The Atomic Brain - over 3 years ago

"You find that ironical?" No riff required.


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103 - The Mad Monster - almost 5 years ago

"What good can come from tampering with the normal laws of nature?" Joel: "Teflon?" Tom: "Microwave milkshakes?" Crow: "Room air fresheners!"


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409 - The Indestructible Man - over 4 years ago

Uhhh, whose woods these.... I think know... uhh.....


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817 - Horror of Party Beach - about 5 years ago

Ooh! Must've edited the crap out of this thing.


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103 - The Mad Monster - almost 4 years ago

"I'm in love and you're drinking from her!"


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616 - Racket Girls - over 3 years ago

We love popular songs!


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107 - Robot Monster - almost 5 years ago

She's so cute when she's passed out.


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803 - The Mole People - over 3 years ago

With your cylinder of fire, you can bring them under control!" Why thank you - Oh you mean the flashlight...


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611 - Last of the Wild Horses - over 3 years ago

Foot fetishes of the Oooooold West!