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Kelly Slane

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Horror of Party Beach
    265
  2. Robot Monster
    125
  3. Fugitive Alien
    264
  4. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    190
  5. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    208
  6. War of the Colossal Beast
    185
  7. Monster A-Go Go
    290
  8. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    582
  9. Girls Town
    242
  10. The Sinister Urge
    179
  11. Danger! Death Ray
    391
  12. The Undead
    199
  13. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    229
  14. The Giant Gila Monster
    195
  15. Warrior of the Lost World
    267
  16. The Atomic Brain
    133
  17. Red Zone Cuba
    191
  18. Werewolf
    451
  19. The Touch of Satan
    281
  20. The Final Sacrifice
    640
  21. Girl in Gold Boots
    236
  22. Cave Dwellers
    353
  23. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    252
  24. The Indestructible Man
    129
  25. Tormented
    183
  26. The Creeping Terror
    212
  27. The Sword and the Dragon
    188
  28. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    217

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303 - Pod People - over 3 years ago

I wonder if Trumpy - with his wondrous powers of broadcasting Africa - had just showed the boy the ET movie and said "You see this?! FAME! THIS is what I want!"


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604 - Zombie Nightmare - over 4 years ago

TV's Frank dances a lot like I do...


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807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - almost 5 years ago

Of all the movies MST3K covered, this is the only one that actively angers me... CARBON DATING DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!


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611 - Last of the Wild Horses - over 4 years ago

The sounds of Dr. F and Frank off screen at the end... O.O


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109 - Project Moonbase - about 4 years ago

@ 23:05 - Did Crow just say "Take a left at L2"? As in Lagrange Point 2? On the far side of the Moon? Wow, that was nerdy. And awesome!


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416 - Fire Maidens of Outer Space - about 4 years ago

EVERY time I watch this episode I forget about Timmy creepily sneaking into the theater, only to see him sitting there and I FREAK out. Timmy, you scary.


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520 - Radar Secret Service - over 2 years ago

As atrocious as the short is, I have to admit there is some good, common sense info that the pushy cop shares. Heck, the goofballs waving before hitting the train could just as easily be goofballs texting before getting hit by a train.


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208 - Lost Continent - over 3 years ago

“This is an airplane, there is no upstairs.” Yeah, well in a C-130 you have to climb a ladder to get into the cockpit.


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You know, the music is the most exciting thing about the movie, desperately trying to incite action from the film. Given that it fails, it just sounds odd in comparison.


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210 - King Dinosaur - about 4 years ago

So their entire crew consists of a zoologist, a geologist, a chemist, and a physician...That just leaves one question:

WHO FLEW THE BLOODY ROCKET???

Did they just point it in the direction of Nova, light the fuse, and pray?And even if they did something like that, how are they supposed to get back? NONE of them are qualified to fly that thing!


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621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - almost 3 years ago

"Flag on the moon. How did it get there?" Is one of the quotes I actually use in life, as a general response to other non-sequiters. No one ever gets it, but I laugh every time :)


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805 - The Thing That Couldn't Die - about 4 years ago

Mike vacuuming for what ever reason STILL cracks me up every time!


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509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - over 3 years ago

"Your heart's showing!" I should plug that hole...


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423 - Bride of the Monster - over 4 years ago

Wow, that was one unstable octopus!


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311 - It Conquered the World - over 4 years ago

General Nuisance. Major Indifference. Colonel... Popcorn.


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518 - The Atomic Brain - over 3 years ago

"You find that ironical?" No riff required.


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103 - The Mad Monster - over 4 years ago

"What good can come from tampering with the normal laws of nature?" Joel: "Teflon?" Tom: "Microwave milkshakes?" Crow: "Room air fresheners!"


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409 - The Indestructible Man - over 4 years ago

Uhhh, whose woods these.... I think know... uhh.....


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817 - Horror of Party Beach - almost 5 years ago

Ooh! Must've edited the crap out of this thing.


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103 - The Mad Monster - over 3 years ago

"I'm in love and you're drinking from her!"


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616 - Racket Girls - over 3 years ago

We love popular songs!


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107 - Robot Monster - over 4 years ago

She's so cute when she's passed out.


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803 - The Mole People - over 3 years ago

With your cylinder of fire, you can bring them under control!" Why thank you - Oh you mean the flashlight...


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611 - Last of the Wild Horses - over 3 years ago

Foot fetishes of the Oooooold West!