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Favorite Episodes

  1. Bride of the Monster
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  2. Racket Girls
    173
  3. Eegah
    389

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912 - The Screaming Skull - over 7 years ago
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Y'know, they weren't really expecting anybody to watch this, everybody was supposed to be necking by this point.


513 - The Brain that Wouldn't Die - almost 5 years ago
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"...and a face that can be made beautiful again."

I know we all want to put this guy's balls in a vise, break off the handle, give him a spoon and set fire to the building, but this line especially.


610 - The Violent Years - over 5 years ago
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I prefer the movie to the short, which puts me against the tide. The short is just so sitcom sexist that it makes me want to chew concrete because I know that was based on some form of how advertisers really thought of women back then. The movie is more absurd and thus a little more tolerable.


"We'll send him awesome movies, the best that we can find..."
Forum - 12 months ago
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Say Kinga completely blew a fuse and decided to Kingachrome up a certifiably-great film to Jonah and the Bots, and challenge them to make it funny (a la Rifftrax taking on things like Casablanca and The Wrath of Khan).

Which undeniably *great* film would you love to see the current SOL crew take on?


Forum - about 6 years ago
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Big Lipped Aligator Moments In MST-3000!
For those who don't know, A Big Lipped Moment is a scene in a movie that:
-Comes out of nowhere
-Has little to no bearing on the plot
-Doesn't match the tone of the film
-And once it's over, no one talks about it again

I'll start:
-Fish Argument Theater from Gamera Vs. Zigra
-The Dance Scene from Gamera


"Funny" stuff that isn't
Forum - over 1 year ago
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Anyone else got a problem finding humor in something other people love? For me, it's anything "humorous" on NPR: Click and Clack; Wait wait don;t tell me; Lake Woebegone. Just either chock full of mutual back-slapping unfunny in-jokes or humor-meter reads zero.

What have you got?


Thank god for the british invasion...
609 - The Skydivers - about 2 years ago
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I've often heard it said, but it really hits home with this movie. 1963. American pop music is basically novelty songs, and kids try to "swing" to everything. I know there's probably a more favorable context in which to listen to this, but why bother? Oh my god it's awful.


Puppet Fans
Forum - over 2 years ago
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Aside from our fav bots, know any others you'd like to share?


Recent Riffs

615 - Kitten with a Whip - almost 8 years ago
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"Stay bland..."


MST3K on Cheap Seats - almost 7 years ago
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Ah yes the sacred noonday call to idiocy.


506 - Eegah - almost 7 years ago
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"So who do you like in the big game?" "I AM the big game."


319 - War of the Colossal Beast - almost 7 years ago
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Type? How about Type O? How about type Oh My God he's HUGE?!


420 - The Human Duplicators - almost 7 years ago
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The boys did what? They duplicated Lumpy?!


910 - The Final Sacrifice - over 7 years ago
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I can see why Quebec wants to be separate from all this...


610 - The Violent Years - over 7 years ago
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One googleplex and seventy-nine cents.


607 - Bloodlust - over 7 years ago
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That shirt's so tight you can see his liver!