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  1. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    241
  2. Hobgoblins
    350
  3. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    296
  4. The Incredible Melting Man
    238
  5. Horror of Party Beach
    278
  6. Teenage Strangler
    281
  7. High School Big Shot
    163
  8. The Sinister Urge
    193
  9. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    199
  10. The Leech Woman
    202
  11. Devil Doll
    216
  12. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    378
  13. The Skydivers
    235
  14. Racket Girls
    151
  15. The Sword and the Dragon
    196
  16. The Brute Man
    187
  17. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    614
  18. Earth vs. the Spider
    171
  19. The Crawling Hand
    136
  20. It Conquered the World
    239
  21. The Deadly Mantis
    179
  22. The She-Creature
    150
  23. The Giant Spider Invasion
    304
  24. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    241
  25. The Projected Man
    179
  26. Puma Man
    453
  27. Devil Fish
    228
  28. Future War
    234
  29. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    182
  30. Night of the Blood Beast
    273
  31. The Dead Talk Back
    251
  32. Girls Town
    258
  33. Colossus and the Headhunters
    156
  34. Werewolf
    474
  35. The Deadly Bees
    187
  36. Bloodlust
    158
  37. Pilot - The Green Slime
    52
  38. Revenge of the Mysterons From Mars
    23
  39. Gamera vs. Barugon
    42
  40. Gamera
    30
  41. Gamera vs. Gaos
    21
  42. Gamera vs. Guiron
    18
  43. Humanoid Woman
    35
  44. Fugitive Alien
    21
  45. SST: Death Flight
    69
  46. Mighty Jack
    27
  47. Superdome
    39
  48. City on Fire
    44
  49. Soultaker
    332
  50. Time of the Apes
    20
  51. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
    25
  52. Hangar 18
    37
  53. The Last Chase
    31
  54. The Crawling Eye
    226
  55. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    180
  56. The Final Sacrifice
    667
  57. The Mad Monster
    120
  58. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    146
  59. The Corpse Vanishes
    128
  60. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    163
  61. Robot Monster
    133
  62. The Slime People
    103
  63. The Touch of Satan
    301
  64. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    262
  65. Project Moonbase
    97
  66. Robot Holocaust
    130
  67. Moon Zero Two
    164
  68. Untamed Youth
    111
  69. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    230
  70. Daddy-O
    220
  71. The Black Scorpion
    100
  72. Catalina Caper
    243
  73. Beginning of the End
    236
  74. The Rebel Set
    141
  75. The Beatniks
    165
  76. Rocket Attack USA
    132
  77. Ring of Terror
    167
  78. Wild Rebels
    141
  79. King Dinosaur
    173
  80. The Atomic Brain
    142
  81. Lost Continent
    219
  82. First Spaceship on Venus
    132
  83. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    258
  84. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    168
  85. Cave Dwellers
    380
  86. Gamera
    210
  87. Pod People
    498
  88. Gamera vs. Barugon
    143
  89. Time of the Apes
    239
  90. The Amazing Colossal Man
    179
  91. Mitchell
    514
  92. Santa Claus
    260
  93. The Undead
    212
  94. Fugitive Alien
    289
  95. Track of the Moon Beast
    243
  96. Final Justice
    237
  97. Hamlet
    154
  98. Quest of the Delta Knights
    233
  99. Jack Frost
    284
  100. Riding with Death
    346
  101. Eegah
    349
  102. The Starfighters
    206
  103. Danger! Death Ray
    415
  104. The Mole People
    169
  105. Gorgo
    154
  106. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    296
  107. Teenage Crime Wave
    154
  108. Village of the Giants
    173
  109. San Francisco International
    231
  110. Alien from L.A.
    247
  111. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    246
  112. Gunslinger
    140
  113. Horrors of Spider Island
    195
  114. It Lives by Night
    148
  115. Diabolik
    186
  116. Prince of Space
    398
  117. Tormented
    193
  118. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    194
  119. Crash of the Moons
    140
  120. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    202
  121. Master Ninja I
    226
  122. Master Ninja II
    143
  123. Cosmic Princess
    41
  124. I Accuse My Parents
    361
  125. The Violent Years
    144
  126. Last of the Wild Horses
    141
  127. Zombie Nightmare
    271
  128. City Limits
    150
  129. Operation Double 007
    204
  130. The Creeping Terror
    223
  131. Escape 2000
    224
  132. Code Name Diamond Head
    164
  133. Invasion USA
    145
  134. 12 to the Moon
    177
  135. The Human Duplicators
    178
  136. Time Chasers
    394
  137. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    199
  138. The Unearthly
    175
  139. Space Travelers
    131
  140. Outlaw of Gor
    279
  141. Teenagers from Outer Space
    244

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Unriffed: Sorceress
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Forum - 8 days ago

Sorceress (1982)

Roger Corman in fine form, with a movie that contains approximately zero sorceresses. Plenty of male sorcerers, who don't look to me like sorceresses wearing fake beards, but I could be wrong...

However, it does feature the Harris twins, who had recently appeared as Playboy centerfolds. So we have frequent boobs. Unlike another contemporary sword'n'sorcery flick, 'Barbarians', whose starring twins were Peter and David Paul, the celluloid equivalent of Cheez Whiz... although I must say they have bigger chests than the Harris girls.

One of the heroes has a full-on Marjoe Gortner bubble perm (in mediaeval times), so he instantly cranks the trash-o-meter up several notches. There's a ginger Viking, much given to exclamations of "by the something of something!" Oh, and a satyr, who communicates in bleats and likes to spy on the twins (and their oft-exposed "twins").

But here's the twist; the gals have been brought up without realising that they are female, an don't understand there's a difference betwee the sexes. Cue a scene where they unleash the bewbs and say "What, these? Oh, we never really thought much about them." Oh, and they are also magically linked, so they experience the same things... cue a sex scene with one, while the other embarrasses herself in front of her fellow heroes, due to sympathetic orgasms.

Buckles are swashed, horses are galloped in random directions, breasts are exposed, bad exposition is, er, exposed. Repeat the above sequence 'til you've hit feature length. Oh, and Chewbacca's family seem to have been block-booked for mook duties.

Good guys'n'gals win, bad guys bite the dust, the end.

So, a thoroughly Cormanesque boobsploitation flick. And why not?


I have to ask
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Forum - 8 days ago

What is your single favorite riff in all of MST3k?


Samurai cop 2?
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Forum - about 1 month ago

Everything is so surreal these days I suppose I shouldn't be as stupified as I am right now. However it came to be, it certainly exists. Samurai Cop 2. That in and of itself is reasonable, but the circumstances surrounding it's existence is mind boggling. First off the actors that played Joe and Frank returned. Not only did they return, they look as though they waited 25 years for the moment to reprise their roles. The plot? Epic. It actually has a pretty good amount of effort behind it. There are GREAT movies that don't get this treatment. The cherry on top...Tommy Wiseau is in it. I don't know where i'm going with this exactly. It's just all very surreal and I feel like i've taken crazy pills. This is either the biggest pork chop I ever ate, or a bulldozer.


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Forum - 2 months ago

Rewatching season 11 for the 6th time and i cant help but wonder, when the hell did frank and forrester procreate??? And with who?? They were always so awkward and scared around girls (the few times they were around them.) Any theories?


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That "I...know" skit always cracks me up.


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906 - The Space Children - about 2 years ago

does anyone know if they ever actually made the phone inventions for wide spread use?


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Anyone know what a Fentoozler is?


A Personal Connection to this Movie
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This movie was made by a company called Bartow Films, whose studio offices was on Cassat Ave in Jacksonville behind my grandparents house. When the film released, they had the monster stand out on the road with a poster of the movie waiving at the traffic. I stood across the road on the sidewalk and waived at the monster and he waived back!


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601 - Girls Town - about 4 years ago

can someone explain the "gigantor" riff?


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522 - Teenage Crime Wave - almost 2 years ago

If I could do a rewrite of this movie I would make the grandma an ex-cia agent whose hands were registered lethal weapons. She would be making the turkey for the meal and then use the carcass to kill the loud mouthy chick then kill the loud douchy guy with giblets. Then everyone else would sit down to dinner and have a nice time. The End.


Anti-Polish
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701 - Night of the Blood Beast - about 1 year ago

Crow's ethnic slur about 50.0 is rather jarring.


Recent Riffs

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702 - The Brute Man - about 3 years ago

im looking for a ring to make my hand look dainty :)


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816 - Prince of Space - over 4 years ago

more squid eyes?!


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1001 - Soultaker - over 4 years ago

...with me you get to be a ring!!!!


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1004 - Future War - over 4 years ago

sister mary despair.


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1004 - Future War - over 4 years ago

its a cuteasaurus!


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313 - Earth vs. the Spider - over 4 years ago

did you know... i have little bunnies painted on my knees, i do.


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STEVE had crackers.


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301 - Cave Dwellers - over 4 years ago

no marmaduke! dont use the triple over hand stitch! bad dog!!!


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301 - Cave Dwellers - over 4 years ago

why is she limping? oh, shes got an arrow in her chest.


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507 - I Accuse My Parents - over 4 years ago

jimmys cheating on me!!!


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1001 - Soultaker - over 4 years ago

i was just putting something in the attic, your father.


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1001 - Soultaker - over 4 years ago

hes making violent love to me, mother!