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  1. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    255
  2. Hobgoblins
    370
  3. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    313
  4. The Incredible Melting Man
    250
  5. Horror of Party Beach
    295
  6. Teenage Strangler
    292
  7. High School Big Shot
    170
  8. The Sinister Urge
    201
  9. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    207
  10. The Leech Woman
    214
  11. Devil Doll
    226
  12. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    391
  13. The Skydivers
    248
  14. Racket Girls
    159
  15. The Sword and the Dragon
    204
  16. The Brute Man
    198
  17. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    631
  18. Earth vs. the Spider
    183
  19. The Crawling Hand
    146
  20. It Conquered the World
    256
  21. The Deadly Mantis
    195
  22. The She-Creature
    160
  23. The Giant Spider Invasion
    318
  24. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    256
  25. The Projected Man
    189
  26. Puma Man
    473
  27. Devil Fish
    236
  28. Future War
    240
  29. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    192
  30. Night of the Blood Beast
    288
  31. The Dead Talk Back
    260
  32. Girls Town
    270
  33. Colossus and the Headhunters
    166
  34. Werewolf
    492
  35. The Deadly Bees
    201
  36. Bloodlust
    172
  37. Pilot - The Green Slime
    58
  38. Revenge of the Mysterons From Mars
    26
  39. Gamera vs. Barugon
    44
  40. Gamera
    33
  41. Gamera vs. Gaos
    25
  42. Gamera vs. Guiron
    21
  43. Humanoid Woman
    38
  44. Fugitive Alien
    24
  45. SST: Death Flight
    72
  46. Mighty Jack
    29
  47. Superdome
    41
  48. City on Fire
    47
  49. Soultaker
    345
  50. Time of the Apes
    22
  51. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
    27
  52. Hangar 18
    42
  53. The Last Chase
    33
  54. The Crawling Eye
    241
  55. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    187
  56. The Final Sacrifice
    700
  57. The Mad Monster
    127
  58. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    155
  59. The Corpse Vanishes
    140
  60. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    173
  61. Robot Monster
    142
  62. The Slime People
    114
  63. The Touch of Satan
    319
  64. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    277
  65. Project Moonbase
    108
  66. Robot Holocaust
    140
  67. Moon Zero Two
    178
  68. Untamed Youth
    125
  69. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    239
  70. Daddy-O
    230
  71. The Black Scorpion
    109
  72. Catalina Caper
    248
  73. Beginning of the End
    245
  74. The Rebel Set
    147
  75. The Beatniks
    171
  76. Rocket Attack USA
    141
  77. Ring of Terror
    177
  78. Wild Rebels
    151
  79. King Dinosaur
    188
  80. The Atomic Brain
    154
  81. Lost Continent
    228
  82. First Spaceship on Venus
    136
  83. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    278
  84. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    180
  85. Cave Dwellers
    396
  86. Gamera
    222
  87. Pod People
    517
  88. Gamera vs. Barugon
    161
  89. Time of the Apes
    249
  90. The Amazing Colossal Man
    189
  91. Mitchell
    536
  92. Santa Claus
    268
  93. The Undead
    224
  94. Fugitive Alien
    305
  95. Track of the Moon Beast
    258
  96. Final Justice
    248
  97. Hamlet
    165
  98. Quest of the Delta Knights
    243
  99. Jack Frost
    295
  100. Riding with Death
    359
  101. Eegah
    361
  102. The Starfighters
    217
  103. Danger! Death Ray
    431
  104. The Mole People
    182
  105. Gorgo
    158
  106. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    312
  107. Teenage Crime Wave
    167
  108. Village of the Giants
    180
  109. San Francisco International
    243
  110. Alien from L.A.
    256
  111. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    261
  112. Gunslinger
    146
  113. Horrors of Spider Island
    210
  114. It Lives by Night
    160
  115. Diabolik
    194
  116. Prince of Space
    419
  117. Tormented
    206
  118. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    207
  119. Crash of the Moons
    153
  120. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    210
  121. Master Ninja I
    236
  122. Master Ninja II
    148
  123. Cosmic Princess
    44
  124. I Accuse My Parents
    375
  125. The Violent Years
    154
  126. Last of the Wild Horses
    146
  127. Zombie Nightmare
    282
  128. City Limits
    157
  129. Operation Double 007
    213
  130. The Creeping Terror
    233
  131. Escape 2000
    237
  132. Code Name Diamond Head
    170
  133. Invasion USA
    158
  134. 12 to the Moon
    185
  135. The Human Duplicators
    191
  136. Time Chasers
    408
  137. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    211
  138. The Unearthly
    180
  139. Space Travelers
    138
  140. Outlaw of Gor
    290
  141. Teenagers from Outer Space
    258

Recent Comments with recent replies

Forum - about 1 month ago
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Pretty much any movie can be made better by adding a turtle. And the bigger the turtle, the better the movie


506 - Eegah - over 2 years ago
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anyone know what the hell a "zinge" is???


615 - Kitten with a Whip - 3 months ago
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Classic borderline! Aka asshole syndrome


Nooooooo!
821 - Time Chasers - 5 months ago
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It's WIT night, and we don't even have a "real" link for it. Dammit!
And there's the whole aspect of being denied something making it all the more desirable. I don't watch this one often, but now I just HAVE to.


Forum - 7 months ago
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Ok can someone please explain to me how the head removal scene in "time travelers" is done ?


112 - Untamed Youth - 7 months ago
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Thanks to whoever uploaded this link- it's the clearest I've ever seen this ep!


805 - The Thing That Couldn't Die - almost 3 years ago
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have I been being a girl wrong all these years???when unattended at a friends house, am I expected to try on her nighties and makeup??


Unriffed: Sorceress
Forum - 8 months ago
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Sorceress (1982)

Roger Corman in fine form, with a movie that contains approximately zero sorceresses. Plenty of male sorcerers, who don't look to me like sorceresses wearing fake beards, but I could be wrong...

However, it does feature the Harris twins, who had recently appeared as Playboy centerfolds. So we have frequent boobs. Unlike another contemporary sword'n'sorcery flick, 'Barbarians', whose starring twins were Peter and David Paul, the celluloid equivalent of Cheez Whiz... although I must say they have bigger chests than the Harris girls.

One of the heroes has a full-on Marjoe Gortner bubble perm (in mediaeval times), so he instantly cranks the trash-o-meter up several notches. There's a ginger Viking, much given to exclamations of "by the something of something!" Oh, and a satyr, who communicates in bleats and likes to spy on the twins (and their oft-exposed "twins").

But here's the twist; the gals have been brought up without realising that they are female, an don't understand there's a difference betwee the sexes. Cue a scene where they unleash the bewbs and say "What, these? Oh, we never really thought much about them." Oh, and they are also magically linked, so they experience the same things... cue a sex scene with one, while the other embarrasses herself in front of her fellow heroes, due to sympathetic orgasms.

Buckles are swashed, horses are galloped in random directions, breasts are exposed, bad exposition is, er, exposed. Repeat the above sequence 'til you've hit feature length. Oh, and Chewbacca's family seem to have been block-booked for mook duties.

Good guys'n'gals win, bad guys bite the dust, the end.

So, a thoroughly Cormanesque boobsploitation flick. And why not?


I have to ask
Forum - 8 months ago
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What is your single favorite riff in all of MST3k?


Samurai cop 2?
Forum - 9 months ago
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Everything is so surreal these days I suppose I shouldn't be as stupified as I am right now. However it came to be, it certainly exists. Samurai Cop 2. That in and of itself is reasonable, but the circumstances surrounding it's existence is mind boggling. First off the actors that played Joe and Frank returned. Not only did they return, they look as though they waited 25 years for the moment to reprise their roles. The plot? Epic. It actually has a pretty good amount of effort behind it. There are GREAT movies that don't get this treatment. The cherry on top...Tommy Wiseau is in it. I don't know where i'm going with this exactly. It's just all very surreal and I feel like i've taken crazy pills. This is either the biggest pork chop I ever ate, or a bulldozer.


Forum - 10 months ago
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Rewatching season 11 for the 6th time and i cant help but wonder, when the hell did frank and forrester procreate??? And with who?? They were always so awkward and scared around girls (the few times they were around them.) Any theories?


Recent Riffs

702 - The Brute Man - almost 4 years ago
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im looking for a ring to make my hand look dainty :)


816 - Prince of Space - almost 5 years ago
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more squid eyes?!


1001 - Soultaker - about 5 years ago
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...with me you get to be a ring!!!!


1004 - Future War - about 5 years ago
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sister mary despair.


1004 - Future War - about 5 years ago
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its a cuteasaurus!


313 - Earth vs. the Spider - about 5 years ago
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did you know... i have little bunnies painted on my knees, i do.


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STEVE had crackers.


301 - Cave Dwellers - about 5 years ago
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no marmaduke! dont use the triple over hand stitch! bad dog!!!


301 - Cave Dwellers - about 5 years ago
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why is she limping? oh, shes got an arrow in her chest.


507 - I Accuse My Parents - about 5 years ago
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jimmys cheating on me!!!


1001 - Soultaker - about 5 years ago
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i was just putting something in the attic, your father.


1001 - Soultaker - about 5 years ago
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hes making violent love to me, mother!