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  1. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    243
  2. Hobgoblins
    353
  3. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    302
  4. The Incredible Melting Man
    242
  5. Horror of Party Beach
    280
  6. Teenage Strangler
    284
  7. High School Big Shot
    163
  8. The Sinister Urge
    194
  9. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    202
  10. The Leech Woman
    204
  11. Devil Doll
    218
  12. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    378
  13. The Skydivers
    237
  14. Racket Girls
    151
  15. The Sword and the Dragon
    196
  16. The Brute Man
    187
  17. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    618
  18. Earth vs. the Spider
    175
  19. The Crawling Hand
    141
  20. It Conquered the World
    244
  21. The Deadly Mantis
    181
  22. The She-Creature
    152
  23. The Giant Spider Invasion
    308
  24. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    243
  25. The Projected Man
    181
  26. Puma Man
    456
  27. Devil Fish
    230
  28. Future War
    236
  29. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    185
  30. Night of the Blood Beast
    274
  31. The Dead Talk Back
    251
  32. Girls Town
    259
  33. Colossus and the Headhunters
    156
  34. Werewolf
    477
  35. The Deadly Bees
    189
  36. Bloodlust
    158
  37. Pilot - The Green Slime
    55
  38. Revenge of the Mysterons From Mars
    25
  39. Gamera vs. Barugon
    44
  40. Gamera
    32
  41. Gamera vs. Gaos
    23
  42. Gamera vs. Guiron
    20
  43. Humanoid Woman
    38
  44. Fugitive Alien
    24
  45. SST: Death Flight
    72
  46. Mighty Jack
    29
  47. Superdome
    41
  48. City on Fire
    46
  49. Soultaker
    336
  50. Time of the Apes
    22
  51. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
    27
  52. Hangar 18
    40
  53. The Last Chase
    33
  54. The Crawling Eye
    231
  55. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    182
  56. The Final Sacrifice
    671
  57. The Mad Monster
    123
  58. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    149
  59. The Corpse Vanishes
    134
  60. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    164
  61. Robot Monster
    137
  62. The Slime People
    107
  63. The Touch of Satan
    304
  64. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    264
  65. Project Moonbase
    103
  66. Robot Holocaust
    133
  67. Moon Zero Two
    172
  68. Untamed Youth
    121
  69. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    230
  70. Daddy-O
    223
  71. The Black Scorpion
    105
  72. Catalina Caper
    246
  73. Beginning of the End
    237
  74. The Rebel Set
    142
  75. The Beatniks
    167
  76. Rocket Attack USA
    136
  77. Ring of Terror
    173
  78. Wild Rebels
    144
  79. King Dinosaur
    179
  80. The Atomic Brain
    144
  81. Lost Continent
    221
  82. First Spaceship on Venus
    134
  83. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    265
  84. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    172
  85. Cave Dwellers
    385
  86. Gamera
    214
  87. Pod People
    505
  88. Gamera vs. Barugon
    149
  89. Time of the Apes
    245
  90. The Amazing Colossal Man
    182
  91. Mitchell
    522
  92. Santa Claus
    262
  93. The Undead
    211
  94. Fugitive Alien
    294
  95. Track of the Moon Beast
    246
  96. Final Justice
    238
  97. Hamlet
    157
  98. Quest of the Delta Knights
    235
  99. Jack Frost
    286
  100. Riding with Death
    350
  101. Eegah
    353
  102. The Starfighters
    208
  103. Danger! Death Ray
    417
  104. The Mole People
    170
  105. Gorgo
    155
  106. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    297
  107. Teenage Crime Wave
    157
  108. Village of the Giants
    175
  109. San Francisco International
    233
  110. Alien from L.A.
    248
  111. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    248
  112. Gunslinger
    143
  113. Horrors of Spider Island
    197
  114. It Lives by Night
    152
  115. Diabolik
    189
  116. Prince of Space
    401
  117. Tormented
    196
  118. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    197
  119. Crash of the Moons
    142
  120. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    204
  121. Master Ninja I
    227
  122. Master Ninja II
    144
  123. Cosmic Princess
    44
  124. I Accuse My Parents
    364
  125. The Violent Years
    146
  126. Last of the Wild Horses
    141
  127. Zombie Nightmare
    272
  128. City Limits
    152
  129. Operation Double 007
    206
  130. The Creeping Terror
    223
  131. Escape 2000
    227
  132. Code Name Diamond Head
    165
  133. Invasion USA
    146
  134. 12 to the Moon
    179
  135. The Human Duplicators
    182
  136. Time Chasers
    395
  137. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    203
  138. The Unearthly
    178
  139. Space Travelers
    133
  140. Outlaw of Gor
    282
  141. Teenagers from Outer Space
    246

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Forum - 19 days ago
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Ok can someone please explain to me how the head removal scene in "time travelers" is done ?


112 - Untamed Youth - 20 days ago
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Thanks to whoever uploaded this link- it's the clearest I've ever seen this ep!


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have I been being a girl wrong all these years???when unattended at a friends house, am I expected to try on her nighties and makeup??


Unriffed: Sorceress
Forum - 2 months ago
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Sorceress (1982)

Roger Corman in fine form, with a movie that contains approximately zero sorceresses. Plenty of male sorcerers, who don't look to me like sorceresses wearing fake beards, but I could be wrong...

However, it does feature the Harris twins, who had recently appeared as Playboy centerfolds. So we have frequent boobs. Unlike another contemporary sword'n'sorcery flick, 'Barbarians', whose starring twins were Peter and David Paul, the celluloid equivalent of Cheez Whiz... although I must say they have bigger chests than the Harris girls.

One of the heroes has a full-on Marjoe Gortner bubble perm (in mediaeval times), so he instantly cranks the trash-o-meter up several notches. There's a ginger Viking, much given to exclamations of "by the something of something!" Oh, and a satyr, who communicates in bleats and likes to spy on the twins (and their oft-exposed "twins").

But here's the twist; the gals have been brought up without realising that they are female, an don't understand there's a difference betwee the sexes. Cue a scene where they unleash the bewbs and say "What, these? Oh, we never really thought much about them." Oh, and they are also magically linked, so they experience the same things... cue a sex scene with one, while the other embarrasses herself in front of her fellow heroes, due to sympathetic orgasms.

Buckles are swashed, horses are galloped in random directions, breasts are exposed, bad exposition is, er, exposed. Repeat the above sequence 'til you've hit feature length. Oh, and Chewbacca's family seem to have been block-booked for mook duties.

Good guys'n'gals win, bad guys bite the dust, the end.

So, a thoroughly Cormanesque boobsploitation flick. And why not?


I have to ask
Forum - 2 months ago
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What is your single favorite riff in all of MST3k?


Samurai cop 2?
Forum - 3 months ago
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Everything is so surreal these days I suppose I shouldn't be as stupified as I am right now. However it came to be, it certainly exists. Samurai Cop 2. That in and of itself is reasonable, but the circumstances surrounding it's existence is mind boggling. First off the actors that played Joe and Frank returned. Not only did they return, they look as though they waited 25 years for the moment to reprise their roles. The plot? Epic. It actually has a pretty good amount of effort behind it. There are GREAT movies that don't get this treatment. The cherry on top...Tommy Wiseau is in it. I don't know where i'm going with this exactly. It's just all very surreal and I feel like i've taken crazy pills. This is either the biggest pork chop I ever ate, or a bulldozer.


Forum - 4 months ago
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Rewatching season 11 for the 6th time and i cant help but wonder, when the hell did frank and forrester procreate??? And with who?? They were always so awkward and scared around girls (the few times they were around them.) Any theories?


906 - The Space Children - over 2 years ago
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does anyone know if they ever actually made the phone inventions for wide spread use?


420 - The Human Duplicators - 10 months ago
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Anyone know what a Fentoozler is?


A Personal Connection to this Movie
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This movie was made by a company called Bartow Films, whose studio offices was on Cassat Ave in Jacksonville behind my grandparents house. When the film released, they had the monster stand out on the road with a poster of the movie waiving at the traffic. I stood across the road on the sidewalk and waived at the monster and he waived back!


Recent Riffs

702 - The Brute Man - over 3 years ago
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im looking for a ring to make my hand look dainty :)


816 - Prince of Space - over 4 years ago
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more squid eyes?!


1001 - Soultaker - over 4 years ago
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...with me you get to be a ring!!!!


1004 - Future War - over 4 years ago
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sister mary despair.


1004 - Future War - over 4 years ago
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its a cuteasaurus!


313 - Earth vs. the Spider - over 4 years ago
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did you know... i have little bunnies painted on my knees, i do.


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STEVE had crackers.


301 - Cave Dwellers - over 4 years ago
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no marmaduke! dont use the triple over hand stitch! bad dog!!!


301 - Cave Dwellers - over 4 years ago
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why is she limping? oh, shes got an arrow in her chest.


507 - I Accuse My Parents - over 4 years ago
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jimmys cheating on me!!!


1001 - Soultaker - over 4 years ago
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i was just putting something in the attic, your father.


1001 - Soultaker - over 4 years ago
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hes making violent love to me, mother!