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  1. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    234
  2. Hobgoblins
    331
  3. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    288
  4. The Incredible Melting Man
    225
  5. Horror of Party Beach
    268
  6. Teenage Strangler
    269
  7. High School Big Shot
    155
  8. The Sinister Urge
    181
  9. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    192
  10. The Leech Woman
    186
  11. Devil Doll
    203
  12. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    359
  13. The Skydivers
    221
  14. Racket Girls
    139
  15. The Sword and the Dragon
    187
  16. The Brute Man
    172
  17. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    588
  18. Earth vs. the Spider
    166
  19. The Crawling Hand
    128
  20. It Conquered the World
    223
  21. The Deadly Mantis
    166
  22. The She-Creature
    140
  23. The Giant Spider Invasion
    289
  24. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    230
  25. The Projected Man
    165
  26. Puma Man
    436
  27. Devil Fish
    215
  28. Future War
    226
  29. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    174
  30. Night of the Blood Beast
    259
  31. The Dead Talk Back
    238
  32. Girls Town
    245
  33. Colossus and the Headhunters
    150
  34. Werewolf
    453
  35. The Deadly Bees
    174
  36. Bloodlust
    147
  37. Pilot - The Green Slime
    50
  38. Revenge of the Mysterons From Mars
    21
  39. Gamera vs. Barugon
    41
  40. Gamera
    27
  41. Gamera vs. Gaos
    20
  42. Gamera vs. Guiron
    17
  43. Humanoid Woman
    34
  44. Fugitive Alien
    20
  45. SST: Death Flight
    63
  46. Mighty Jack
    25
  47. Superdome
    37
  48. City on Fire
    42
  49. Soultaker
    318
  50. Time of the Apes
    19
  51. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
    22
  52. Hangar 18
    36
  53. The Last Chase
    31
  54. The Crawling Eye
    216
  55. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    170
  56. The Final Sacrifice
    645
  57. The Mad Monster
    115
  58. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    144
  59. The Corpse Vanishes
    121
  60. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    153
  61. Robot Monster
    129
  62. The Slime People
    97
  63. The Touch of Satan
    285
  64. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    256
  65. Project Moonbase
    91
  66. Robot Holocaust
    123
  67. Moon Zero Two
    156
  68. Untamed Youth
    109
  69. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    219
  70. Daddy-O
    203
  71. The Black Scorpion
    94
  72. Catalina Caper
    227
  73. Beginning of the End
    227
  74. The Rebel Set
    136
  75. The Beatniks
    161
  76. Rocket Attack USA
    120
  77. Ring of Terror
    160
  78. Wild Rebels
    136
  79. King Dinosaur
    165
  80. The Atomic Brain
    135
  81. Lost Continent
    206
  82. First Spaceship on Venus
    127
  83. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    235
  84. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    159
  85. Cave Dwellers
    356
  86. Gamera
    192
  87. Pod People
    469
  88. Gamera vs. Barugon
    133
  89. Time of the Apes
    221
  90. The Amazing Colossal Man
    171
  91. Mitchell
    495
  92. Santa Claus
    250
  93. The Undead
    203
  94. Fugitive Alien
    269
  95. Track of the Moon Beast
    233
  96. Final Justice
    227
  97. Hamlet
    141
  98. Quest of the Delta Knights
    219
  99. Jack Frost
    271
  100. Riding with Death
    334
  101. Eegah
    332
  102. The Starfighters
    190
  103. Danger! Death Ray
    394
  104. The Mole People
    158
  105. Gorgo
    149
  106. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    280
  107. Teenage Crime Wave
    147
  108. Village of the Giants
    163
  109. San Francisco International
    217
  110. Alien from L.A.
    237
  111. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    230
  112. Gunslinger
    127
  113. Horrors of Spider Island
    183
  114. It Lives by Night
    139
  115. Diabolik
    178
  116. Prince of Space
    376
  117. Tormented
    184
  118. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    179
  119. Crash of the Moons
    130
  120. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    190
  121. Master Ninja I
    215
  122. Master Ninja II
    134
  123. Cosmic Princess
    38
  124. I Accuse My Parents
    345
  125. The Violent Years
    138
  126. Last of the Wild Horses
    133
  127. Zombie Nightmare
    261
  128. City Limits
    143
  129. Operation Double 007
    194
  130. The Creeping Terror
    214
  131. Escape 2000
    207
  132. Code Name Diamond Head
    152
  133. Invasion USA
    139
  134. 12 to the Moon
    170
  135. The Human Duplicators
    167
  136. Time Chasers
    375
  137. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    193
  138. The Unearthly
    164
  139. Space Travelers
    125
  140. Outlaw of Gor
    260

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420 - The Human Duplicators - about 1 month ago

Anyone know what a Fentoozler is?


A Personal Connection to this Movie
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This movie was made by a company called Bartow Films, whose studio offices was on Cassat Ave in Jacksonville behind my grandparents house. When the film released, they had the monster stand out on the road with a poster of the movie waiving at the traffic. I stood across the road on the sidewalk and waived at the monster and he waived back!


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601 - Girls Town - over 3 years ago

can someone explain the "gigantor" riff?


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522 - Teenage Crime Wave - over 1 year ago

If I could do a rewrite of this movie I would make the grandma an ex-cia agent whose hands were registered lethal weapons. She would be making the turkey for the meal and then use the carcass to kill the loud mouthy chick then kill the loud douchy guy with giblets. Then everyone else would sit down to dinner and have a nice time. The End.


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Crow's ethnic slur about 50.0 is rather jarring.


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I watched this movie before bed last night and woke up this morning to see that Ian McShane had been cast in the American Gods series. I thought to myself "Surely not the same one in this turkey.", but nope. THIS guy will be playing Odin.


OT: Thoughts on Suicide Squad?
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Forum - 7 months ago

So, as a huge fan of profoundly stupid movies, I have to say I really enjoyed Suicide Squad. Leto was solid as the Joker (especially given the act he had to follow), despite looking like he was dressed entirely by Hot Topic employees. Will Smith, as always, is hard not to like, even while killing people for money. And Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn was... well, you've seen the pictures, right? I mean, dang.
I give it three scantily clad buttocks out of five. Exactly my kind of mindless summer movie.
Any of my fellow cheese aficionados on here see it yet? What did you think?


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Forum - 6 months ago

Can't believe it took me until now to find this site. I've been watching and rewatching for years. Finally got sick of hearing crickets when I quoted the show and decided to google to find like-minded folks. Found you!


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anyone totally creeped out with the references to the kid using a prostitute? EW!!!!!


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why do they keep making fun of marge for look mannish? I don't think she does, shes quite pretty actually.


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101 - The Crawling Eye - almost 4 years ago

so weird.... I just finished season zero and theres such an abrupt change between the set design and host segments and the more familiar robot design. im all discombobulated!!!!! :(


Riff for your life!
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Forum - 11 months ago

"But you looked at pigs - and there's a tire... You had LOTS of fun!" - This. This riff right here pretty much describes my life at the moment. I desperately need a vacation.

What riff describes YOUR life right now? (BTW - it's been a while. Always lurking though. How is everyone?)


Recent Riffs

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702 - The Brute Man - over 2 years ago

im looking for a ring to make my hand look dainty :)


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816 - Prince of Space - almost 4 years ago

more squid eyes?!


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1001 - Soultaker - almost 4 years ago

...with me you get to be a ring!!!!


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1004 - Future War - almost 4 years ago

sister mary despair.


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1004 - Future War - almost 4 years ago

its a cuteasaurus!


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313 - Earth vs. the Spider - almost 4 years ago

did you know... i have little bunnies painted on my knees, i do.


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704 - The Incredible Melting Man - almost 4 years ago

STEVE had crackers.


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301 - Cave Dwellers - about 4 years ago

no marmaduke! dont use the triple over hand stitch! bad dog!!!


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301 - Cave Dwellers - about 4 years ago

why is she limping? oh, shes got an arrow in her chest.


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507 - I Accuse My Parents - about 4 years ago

jimmys cheating on me!!!


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1001 - Soultaker - about 4 years ago

i was just putting something in the attic, your father.


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1001 - Soultaker - about 4 years ago

hes making violent love to me, mother!