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Favorite Episodes

  1. Time Chasers
    418
  2. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    242
  3. Gamera vs. Guiron
    236
  4. The Amazing Colossal Man
    199
  5. Time of the Apes
    257
  6. Gamera vs. Barugon
    164
  7. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    652
  8. Gunslinger
    156
  9. Mitchell
    555
  10. The Sinister Urge
    207
  11. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    265
  12. Werewolf
    511
  13. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    200
  14. Final Justice
    253
  15. War of the Colossal Beast
    211
  16. Girls Town
    279
  17. The Skydivers
    260
  18. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    212
  19. Alien from L.A.
    261

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Strategy!
602 - Invasion USA - over 3 years ago
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The Soviets launch an sneak air attack on America by going- through Alaska? Talk about totally giving up the element of surprise. And they drop tons of paratroopers- on ALASKA! They're more likely to me mauled by polar bears than to encounter any Americans.


322 - Master Ninja I - almost 6 years ago
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Demi Moore did this and STILL had a career?!?! Is there no god?


319 - War of the Colossal Beast - almost 6 years ago
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Mr. B Natural gets my vote for the greatest MST3K short EVER!!! SO creepy and demented even without the riffs.


818 - Devil Doll - almost 6 years ago
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SURVEY- Would you have to be as drunk as Crow before you would do the Butt Lady?


601 - Girls Town - over 6 years ago
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So, I take it the fifties had a fairly kind view towards date rape, statutory rape, and rape in general then, huh?


601 - Girls Town - about 5 years ago
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How did Paul Anka achieve any level of fame or teen idolatry. He's short, a little pudgy, goofy-looking bordering on being just plain ugly, and the cold hard truth is that he's a bad singer.


519 - Outlaw of Gor - over 6 years ago
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So I count about 65 'Cabots' before the dink even gets into the castle at the 0:20:00 mark. Anyone manage to count all the way through?


620 - Danger! Death Ray - about 5 years ago
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John Carmichael was my great-great grandfather's name!!! Weird!!!!!


602 - Invasion USA - almost 6 years ago
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Aahhh......the acrid stench of abundant stock footage!


622 - Angels' Revenge - almost 4 years ago
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No joke at "Pat Buttram" in the opening credits? Too bad.


It Is A Puzzlement...
519 - Outlaw of Gor - over 3 years ago
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Why do people loose their need for prescription glasses when they are transported to Gor? Both Annoying (Kill Me Now!) Guy and CABOT (!) are wearing glasses in the bar.


524 - 12 to the Moon - over 3 years ago
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Nuveena is HOT!


Recent Riffs

601 - Girls Town - almost 6 years ago
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"I'll never understand what my son saw in you." "Oh no?" Do THESE explain anything?


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(As Samson sees huge castle on top of a hill)
How come I haven't noticed that before?


602 - Invasion USA - almost 6 years ago
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"The women of this family seem to feel that they owe it to the men of the family to look relaxed, rested and attractive at dinnertime." So they're unsuspecting when they kill them.


615 - Kitten with a Whip - almost 6 years ago
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The hottest Garfield episode ever!


608 - Code Name Diamond Head - almost 6 years ago
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'This is SO almost Mitchell.' 'It's about 50 pounds short of Mitchell.'


702 - The Brute Man - over 3 years ago
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"I'm blind. What did you bring me?"
It's a View-Master.


702 - The Brute Man - over 3 years ago
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(As watchman lights his 3rd cigarette)
Wow! These cigarettes are REALLY addicting! I wonder if they know about that.


702 - The Brute Man - over 3 years ago
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Rocks move faster than this guy.


701 - Night of the Blood Beast - over 3 years ago
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Dr.- "Oh! Turkey Surprise!"
Mrs.- "Cook a turkey at 200 degrees for 1 hour, let stand, then rub it with a turtle."


701 - Night of the Blood Beast - over 3 years ago
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"I wish my faucet wouldn't drip all day."
AIM HIGH, SISTER!


701 - Night of the Blood Beast - over 3 years ago
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"Whatever it is, it works fast."
Provides soothing relief.


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(After 4 and a half minutes with no dialogue or action)
Can they keep this pace up?