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Favorite Episodes

  1. Time Chasers
    424
  2. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    250
  3. Gamera vs. Guiron
    242
  4. The Amazing Colossal Man
    204
  5. Time of the Apes
    270
  6. Gamera vs. Barugon
    170
  7. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    667
  8. Gunslinger
    160
  9. Mitchell
    569
  10. The Sinister Urge
    211
  11. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    273
  12. Werewolf
    520
  13. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    205
  14. Final Justice
    260
  15. War of the Colossal Beast
    219
  16. Girls Town
    284
  17. The Skydivers
    267
  18. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    220
  19. Alien from L.A.
    271

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Strategy!
602 - Invasion USA - about 4 years ago
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The Soviets launch an sneak air attack on America by going- through Alaska? Talk about totally giving up the element of surprise. And they drop tons of paratroopers- on ALASKA! They're more likely to me mauled by polar bears than to encounter any Americans.


517 - Beginning of the End - about 1 year ago
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Dang it, I really really like this episode. Darn near perfect MST3K fare. Also, I miss Biography.


1013 - Diabolik - over 7 years ago
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I feel kinda bad for laughing at Pearl's breakdown (and related makeup malfunction) in the first segment, but I do, every time.


521 - Santa Claus - over 6 years ago
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Did the Spanish mom at 50:35 actually suggest to her daughter that they PRAY to Santa Claus? Does anyone else find that slightly... messed up?


wow
521 - Santa Claus - 7 months ago
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And I thought SATYRICON was weird!


520 - Radar Secret Service - about 5 years ago
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As atrocious as the short is, I have to admit there is some good, common sense info that the pushy cop shares. Heck, the goofballs waving before hitting the train could just as easily be goofballs texting before getting hit by a train.


520 - Radar Secret Service - over 4 years ago
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The guy in the short being distracted by his girlfriend's ass is a total dick. Not only does he not look before pulling out into the road because he's an inconsiderate prick, but a gentleman waits long enough to be sure that the lady he's dropping off isn't locked out, attacked by a psycho lying in wait, or whatever.


Radar men and the moon.
520 - Radar Secret Service - almost 4 years ago
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One of the real-life applications of radar was measuring the distance to the moon at various points in its orbit.


520 - Radar Secret Service - about 6 years ago
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I've seen both episodes a zillion times but it just hit me that Mickey Moran in this movie is the same actor (Tom Neal) that plays Clifford Scott in The Brute Man. Clifford is the guy that screws Rondo Hatton's character Hal over while they're in college, which leads to Hal burning his own face with acid. I only realized it because I was dozing and I suddenly realized his voice sounded really familiar. So I checked IMDB and there ya go! Turns out Tom Neal had an interesting but rocky real life as well.


520 - Radar Secret Service - over 3 years ago
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Watched this a dozen times....still don't get who's the good guys and who's the bad guys hehe. One of my faves


520 - Radar Secret Service - over 5 years ago
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40% of traffic accidents involved a vehicle pulled over to the side of the road, the short says. I actually found myself quoting this statistic to someone recently. How silly to assume that a statistic from 1959 would be the same today! I'm guessing that the number isn't nearly that high now, but I don't know for sure.


520 - Radar Secret Service - 11 months ago
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It's a sign. I was just deciding whether or not to watch another MST3K episode today. I'm on this one and I just heard a train go by. Clearly, I must watch this episode.


Recent Riffs

601 - Girls Town - over 6 years ago
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"I'll never understand what my son saw in you." "Oh no?" Do THESE explain anything?


624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - almost 4 years ago
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(As Samson sees huge castle on top of a hill)
How come I haven't noticed that before?


602 - Invasion USA - over 6 years ago
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"The women of this family seem to feel that they owe it to the men of the family to look relaxed, rested and attractive at dinnertime." So they're unsuspecting when they kill them.


615 - Kitten with a Whip - over 6 years ago
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The hottest Garfield episode ever!


608 - Code Name Diamond Head - over 6 years ago
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'This is SO almost Mitchell.' 'It's about 50 pounds short of Mitchell.'


702 - The Brute Man - almost 4 years ago
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"I'm blind. What did you bring me?"
It's a View-Master.


702 - The Brute Man - almost 4 years ago
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(As watchman lights his 3rd cigarette)
Wow! These cigarettes are REALLY addicting! I wonder if they know about that.


702 - The Brute Man - almost 4 years ago
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Rocks move faster than this guy.


701 - Night of the Blood Beast - almost 4 years ago
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Dr.- "Oh! Turkey Surprise!"
Mrs.- "Cook a turkey at 200 degrees for 1 hour, let stand, then rub it with a turtle."


701 - Night of the Blood Beast - almost 4 years ago
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"I wish my faucet wouldn't drip all day."
AIM HIGH, SISTER!


701 - Night of the Blood Beast - almost 4 years ago
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"Whatever it is, it works fast."
Provides soothing relief.


624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - almost 4 years ago
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(After 4 and a half minutes with no dialogue or action)
Can they keep this pace up?