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Favorite Episodes

  1. Time Chasers
    452
  2. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    258
  3. Gamera vs. Guiron
    259
  4. The Amazing Colossal Man
    216
  5. Time of the Apes
    285
  6. Gamera vs. Barugon
    177
  7. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    709
  8. Gunslinger
    170
  9. Mitchell
    597
  10. The Sinister Urge
    223
  11. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    294
  12. Werewolf
    552
  13. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    215
  14. Final Justice
    275
  15. War of the Colossal Beast
    235
  16. Girls Town
    297
  17. The Skydivers
    275
  18. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    229
  19. Alien from L.A.
    281

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616 - Racket Girls - almost 5 years ago
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Starting from when he shoots Joe, the gangster in the dark suit fires at least 16 shots FROM HIS REVOLVER without ever appearing to re-load.
And, what? Were his two cohorts apprentice gangsters who hadn't earned their guns yet?


608 - Code Name Diamond Head - almost 5 years ago
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I don't think that in this nor in the General Hospital shorts do they make a single 'The Invaders' reference.
Weird!


Forum - 3 months ago
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What is your least favorite episode of Season 10?


By any other name would smell........!
820 - Space Mutiny - 2 months ago
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They named their forever voyaging spacecraft the Southern Sun.
Because South is so meaningful out in space.


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So the Neptune Men come from an advanced civilization that designed spacesuits that make it impossible to turn their heads to the side; they can only see out through a tiny welder's mask sized window and they move like they haven't been able to change their astronaut diapers in quite some time.


Least Favorite(s) and Why
Forum - about 1 month ago
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This may have been asked before, but what the heck! What is your least favorite episode? One that you cannot get through, no matter how much you try! And Why?


The plot, such as it is, the best I can figure...
1004 - Future War - almost 3 years ago
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There are humanoid aliens who call themselves "the masters." They are not from the future. Nor are they at war with anyone. Somehow, despite not having evolved thumbs (or anything that serves the same purpose), they became cyborgs with interstellar space ships. They do not, however, have the technology to build robots. Nor do they have any interest in building thumbs or other gripper attachments. At some point, they learn that Earth has intelligent beings shaped much like them, but who have thumbs. So they kidnap a bunch to serve as slave labor. They also (possibly through time travel) obtain dinosaur-like creatures and train them to serve as "trackers" to hunt down escaped slaves, despite the fact that the slaves are implanted with subcutaneous tracking devices. Also, the dinosaurs are fitted with exploding collars powerful enough to vaporize their bodies, but the system of dinosaur bloodhounds is seen as preferable to fitting the humans with similar collars. The dinosaur collars exist to erase evidence of their presence because apparently having dinosaurs roam the streets isn't a dead giveaway.

The humans have Bible verses on the wall of their living quarters. They understand English (written and spoken), but cannot speak or write it. They know they were taken from Earth, but also consider it to be Heaven.

For some reason, the Masters are returning to Earth. Likely, this is to pick up a fresh batch of slaves. Given that the CIA is apparently aware of this, it's not unlikely they've done so more than once.

Knowing that the ship was near Earth, one of the slaves uses an escape pod to, well, escape. With the help of a plucky nun who was a hooker and a drug dealer and still has connections with arms dealers, he escapes cyborgs and dinosaurs, overwhelming them with slow-mo karate. For some reason, the pair ditch her car and escape on a train, only to end up in the same town. A friendly former John gives her a pound of explosives and a wad of cash for old times' sake. Now armed, they pinpoint the enemy base as some kind of underground pumping station (or possibly an old bunker) which for some reason is made primarily of rotting wood. They know it has to be the place because it's near water (which the dinosaurs need in abundance) and because there's a dinosaur-sized hole in the fence. They plant a bomb outside what's apparently the only entrance, set a timer, go inside, kill a bunch of bad guys, do nothing else (despite apparently having some kind of urgent strategic goal), and escape with seconds to spare before the bomb caves in the entrance, sealing the place off. There is no indication of why they would leave the bomb outside or why they cut the timing so close or why they used a timer as the detonator or why they set the timer before going in or how they survived a blast from a bomb that big.

All of this is enough, for no clear reason, to convince the nun to move past her crisis of faith, and (despite lingering doubts and possibly romantic feelings for the slave) she goes ahead with taking her vows. Except, before she can give the final word, the cyborg in charge of the hunt drops in for a last battle. It is left unclear weather she did finish taking her vows. The slave becomes a rehab counselor.

The giant alien space ship is left drifting through space. Or possibly retreating home. Really, there's no indication whether there are any more crew members on board or other slaves left alive or what this all means for the people on the alien world.

This story is then chopped to bits, shuffled around haphazardly, and padded out with redundant flashbacks so that it makes even less sense.

Is that about it?


1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z - about 1 year ago
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52:50 "I think I'll head over to Party Beach and see how the Horror is doing!" - Servo
56:00 "I had such a pretty mind!" (Quote from Girl in Gold Boots episode.)


1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z - about 6 years ago
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Huh! Daria looks nice without her glasses.


1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z - about 6 years ago
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Huh! Daria looks nice without her glasses.


1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z - over 7 years ago
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[What do you make of that?] Well, you can make 'human loaf'!


1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z - over 7 years ago
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Makem' stop, Rob! (reference from a classic 'Dick Van Dyke Show' episode).


Recent Riffs

1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z - about 1 month ago
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No one will hug me.


1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z - about 1 month ago
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But first, we'll conquer the UNIVERSE!
....as a fish?


1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z - about 1 month ago
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The "Playful Teen Beach Movie" font!


1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z - about 1 month ago
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Marineland of Florida must be pissed!


1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z - about 1 month ago
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I'm gonna fall in love with Winnona Rider, trash a hotel, maybe take a gun on a plane....


1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z - about 1 month ago
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So this is ALL INCLUSIVE, huh?


1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z - about 1 month ago
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GREAT! And I just have INTERNAL genitalia!


1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z - about 1 month ago
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UP YOURS, CAR!


1004 - Future War - about 1 month ago
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This is a weird PSA for the Catholic Church.


1004 - Future War - about 1 month ago
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"God always answers prayers."
But mostly the answer is NO!


1004 - Future War - about 1 month ago
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"All it brought was Hell on Earth!"
All the bras were Hell on Earth!?!?


1004 - Future War - about 1 month ago
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There's the face of a snow monkey heading at us!