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Favorite Episodes

  1. Time Chasers
    376
  2. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    210
  3. Gamera vs. Guiron
    199
  4. The Amazing Colossal Man
    171
  5. Time of the Apes
    221
  6. Gamera vs. Barugon
    133
  7. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    588
  8. Gunslinger
    127
  9. Mitchell
    495
  10. The Sinister Urge
    181
  11. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    230
  12. Werewolf
    453
  13. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    174
  14. Final Justice
    227
  15. War of the Colossal Beast
    187
  16. Girls Town
    245
  17. The Skydivers
    221
  18. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    179
  19. Alien from L.A.
    238

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319 - War of the Colossal Beast - almost 4 years ago

Mr. B Natural gets my vote for the greatest MST3K short EVER!!! SO creepy and demented even without the riffs.


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607 - Bloodlust - over 2 years ago

the MJP/Pearl character was the beginning of the end for me. Frank and Dr.Forrester eventually leave the show and that's when the intro segments aren't really funny anymore as far as I'm concerned. I started skipping Pearl's segments because she's just not funny.


It Is A Puzzlement...
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519 - Outlaw of Gor - over 1 year ago

Why do people loose their need for prescription glasses when they are transported to Gor? Both Annoying (Kill Me Now!) Guy and CABOT (!) are wearing glasses in the bar.


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I have to agree with the guy about getting pissed off by the "hippie" playing guitar in at an airport gate.


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604 - Zombie Nightmare - about 4 years ago

Hey, Motörhead. It's always weird when people with talent show up in a movie terrible enough to be featured on MST3K. Like the Platters in Girls Town, or Little Richard in Catalina Caper.


Favorite Things That Weren't Mentioned Or Riffed
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603 - The Dead Talk Back - over 1 year ago

Favorite thing #1- When the cops lead the photographer away from his photo shoot for questioning- his model, who never says a word, continues to pose there as if she's just going to wait for him to return. She may still be there for all we know!


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524 - 12 to the Moon - over 1 year ago

Nuveena is HOT!


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819 - Invasion of the Neptune Men - almost 4 years ago

Good point Scooter Antreides! If the Neptunians could disguise their big azz spacesuits to appear as humans, it would have been so much more fun if they had chosen to appear as Japanese bikini beach babes!


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602 - Invasion USA - over 1 year ago

So, major American cities are being hit by atomic bombs and the response is to hold a blood drive?!?!


That telegram....
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516 - Alien from L.A. - over 1 year ago

She gets a telegram saying, "You Father is dead. He fell down a bottomless pit." 1) who determined (and how?) that it was bottomless? & 2) If it's ACTUALLY bottomless he shouldn't be dead, he should still be falling.


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1010 - It Lives by Night - about 4 years ago

If it lives by night what does it do during the day?


It is a puzzlement....
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702 - The Brute Man - over 1 year ago

When the blind woman goes into the bedroom because she thinks someone is there... why would she turn on the light?


Recent Riffs

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(As Samson sees huge castle on top of a hill)
How come I haven't noticed that before?


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602 - Invasion USA - almost 4 years ago

"The women of this family seem to feel that they owe it to the men of the family to look relaxed, rested and attractive at dinnertime." So they're unsuspecting when they kill them.


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615 - Kitten with a Whip - almost 4 years ago

The hottest Garfield episode ever!


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608 - Code Name Diamond Head - almost 4 years ago

'This is SO almost Mitchell.' 'It's about 50 pounds short of Mitchell.'


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702 - The Brute Man - over 1 year ago

"I'm blind. What did you bring me?"
It's a View-Master.


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702 - The Brute Man - over 1 year ago

(As watchman lights his 3rd cigarette)
Wow! These cigarettes are REALLY addicting! I wonder if they know about that.


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702 - The Brute Man - over 1 year ago

Rocks move faster than this guy.


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701 - Night of the Blood Beast - over 1 year ago

Dr.- "Oh! Turkey Surprise!"
Mrs.- "Cook a turkey at 200 degrees for 1 hour, let stand, then rub it with a turtle."


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701 - Night of the Blood Beast - over 1 year ago

"I wish my faucet wouldn't drip all day."
AIM HIGH, SISTER!


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701 - Night of the Blood Beast - over 1 year ago

"Whatever it is, it works fast."
Provides soothing relief.


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(After 4 and a half minutes with no dialogue or action)
Can they keep this pace up?


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"Professor Rolloff here! I'm calling you Samson!"
That's good because that's my name.