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Favorite Episodes

  1. Time Chasers
    425
  2. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    249
  3. Gamera vs. Guiron
    239
  4. The Amazing Colossal Man
    203
  5. Time of the Apes
    265
  6. Gamera vs. Barugon
    168
  7. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    663
  8. Gunslinger
    160
  9. Mitchell
    565
  10. The Sinister Urge
    210
  11. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    269
  12. Werewolf
    518
  13. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    204
  14. Final Justice
    259
  15. War of the Colossal Beast
    216
  16. Girls Town
    282
  17. The Skydivers
    266
  18. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    217
  19. Alien from L.A.
    268

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601 - Girls Town - about 6 years ago
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At the end, why did Serafina turn into Wednesday Addams?


601 - Girls Town - about 6 years ago
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Paul Anka's singing of Ave Maria is so bad it makes Mamie Van Doren cry.


601 - Girls Town - about 6 years ago
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i think im in love with paul anka now. what a good kid! ^^


How (dear god) Could This Happen?
515 - The Wild World of Batwoman - almost 4 years ago
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Several have asked how a film such as this could come to be. My personal opinion is that the writer/directors probably went to the bar at a Mid-West dentists' convention and said, "Hey! You guys have money. If you'll pitch in a dollar ninety-eight you can visit the set of the film we're making & introduce yourself as one of the producers to the bevy of desperate, bikini-clad, reasonably attractive, young actresses we'll have on hand! What say ye?" And lo, it came to pass....


818 - Devil Doll - about 6 years ago
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SURVEY- Would you have to be as drunk as Crow before you would do the Butt Lady?


Strategy!
602 - Invasion USA - almost 4 years ago
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The Soviets launch an sneak air attack on America by going- through Alaska? Talk about totally giving up the element of surprise. And they drop tons of paratroopers- on ALASKA! They're more likely to me mauled by polar bears than to encounter any Americans.


322 - Master Ninja I - over 6 years ago
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Demi Moore did this and STILL had a career?!?! Is there no god?


319 - War of the Colossal Beast - about 6 years ago
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Mr. B Natural gets my vote for the greatest MST3K short EVER!!! SO creepy and demented even without the riffs.


601 - Girls Town - almost 7 years ago
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So, I take it the fifties had a fairly kind view towards date rape, statutory rape, and rape in general then, huh?


601 - Girls Town - over 5 years ago
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How did Paul Anka achieve any level of fame or teen idolatry. He's short, a little pudgy, goofy-looking bordering on being just plain ugly, and the cold hard truth is that he's a bad singer.


519 - Outlaw of Gor - almost 7 years ago
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So I count about 65 'Cabots' before the dink even gets into the castle at the 0:20:00 mark. Anyone manage to count all the way through?


620 - Danger! Death Ray - over 5 years ago
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John Carmichael was my great-great grandfather's name!!! Weird!!!!!


Recent Riffs

601 - Girls Town - about 6 years ago
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"I'll never understand what my son saw in you." "Oh no?" Do THESE explain anything?


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(As Samson sees huge castle on top of a hill)
How come I haven't noticed that before?


602 - Invasion USA - about 6 years ago
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"The women of this family seem to feel that they owe it to the men of the family to look relaxed, rested and attractive at dinnertime." So they're unsuspecting when they kill them.


615 - Kitten with a Whip - about 6 years ago
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The hottest Garfield episode ever!


608 - Code Name Diamond Head - about 6 years ago
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'This is SO almost Mitchell.' 'It's about 50 pounds short of Mitchell.'


702 - The Brute Man - over 3 years ago
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"I'm blind. What did you bring me?"
It's a View-Master.


702 - The Brute Man - over 3 years ago
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(As watchman lights his 3rd cigarette)
Wow! These cigarettes are REALLY addicting! I wonder if they know about that.


702 - The Brute Man - over 3 years ago
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Rocks move faster than this guy.


701 - Night of the Blood Beast - over 3 years ago
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Dr.- "Oh! Turkey Surprise!"
Mrs.- "Cook a turkey at 200 degrees for 1 hour, let stand, then rub it with a turtle."


701 - Night of the Blood Beast - over 3 years ago
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"I wish my faucet wouldn't drip all day."
AIM HIGH, SISTER!


701 - Night of the Blood Beast - over 3 years ago
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"Whatever it is, it works fast."
Provides soothing relief.


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(After 4 and a half minutes with no dialogue or action)
Can they keep this pace up?