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Favorite Episodes

  1. Time Chasers
    391
  2. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    221
  3. Gamera vs. Guiron
    213
  4. The Amazing Colossal Man
    177
  5. Time of the Apes
    236
  6. Gamera vs. Barugon
    142
  7. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    610
  8. Gunslinger
    137
  9. Mitchell
    511
  10. The Sinister Urge
    187
  11. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    239
  12. Werewolf
    471
  13. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    180
  14. Final Justice
    235
  15. War of the Colossal Beast
    194
  16. Girls Town
    254
  17. The Skydivers
    232
  18. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    192
  19. Alien from L.A.
    244

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612 - The Starfighters - almost 2 years ago

Tom and Crow's refueling maneuver is.... uh.... troubling.


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624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - about 4 years ago

"Do we honestly need another remake of Little Women?"


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322 - Master Ninja I - over 4 years ago

Demi Moore did this and STILL had a career?!?! Is there no god?


With Appologies To Marie Laveau
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604 - Zombie Nightmare - almost 2 years ago

Enjoyed Frank & Dr. Forester's (Lewis & Martin era) voodoo dancing.
Hope no one in NOLA was offended.


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319 - War of the Colossal Beast - over 4 years ago

Mr. B Natural gets my vote for the greatest MST3K short EVER!!! SO creepy and demented even without the riffs.


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607 - Bloodlust - about 3 years ago

the MJP/Pearl character was the beginning of the end for me. Frank and Dr.Forrester eventually leave the show and that's when the intro segments aren't really funny anymore as far as I'm concerned. I started skipping Pearl's segments because she's just not funny.


It Is A Puzzlement...
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519 - Outlaw of Gor - almost 2 years ago

Why do people loose their need for prescription glasses when they are transported to Gor? Both Annoying (Kill Me Now!) Guy and CABOT (!) are wearing glasses in the bar.


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I have to agree with the guy about getting pissed off by the "hippie" playing guitar in at an airport gate.


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604 - Zombie Nightmare - over 4 years ago

Hey, Motörhead. It's always weird when people with talent show up in a movie terrible enough to be featured on MST3K. Like the Platters in Girls Town, or Little Richard in Catalina Caper.


Favorite Things That Weren't Mentioned Or Riffed
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603 - The Dead Talk Back - almost 2 years ago

Favorite thing #1- When the cops lead the photographer away from his photo shoot for questioning- his model, who never says a word, continues to pose there as if she's just going to wait for him to return. She may still be there for all we know!


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524 - 12 to the Moon - almost 2 years ago

Nuveena is HOT!


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Good point Scooter Antreides! If the Neptunians could disguise their big azz spacesuits to appear as humans, it would have been so much more fun if they had chosen to appear as Japanese bikini beach babes!


Recent Riffs

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601 - Girls Town - about 4 years ago

"I'll never understand what my son saw in you." "Oh no?" Do THESE explain anything?


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624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - almost 2 years ago

(As Samson sees huge castle on top of a hill)
How come I haven't noticed that before?


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602 - Invasion USA - about 4 years ago

"The women of this family seem to feel that they owe it to the men of the family to look relaxed, rested and attractive at dinnertime." So they're unsuspecting when they kill them.


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615 - Kitten with a Whip - about 4 years ago

The hottest Garfield episode ever!


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608 - Code Name Diamond Head - about 4 years ago

'This is SO almost Mitchell.' 'It's about 50 pounds short of Mitchell.'


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702 - The Brute Man - almost 2 years ago

"I'm blind. What did you bring me?"
It's a View-Master.


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702 - The Brute Man - almost 2 years ago

(As watchman lights his 3rd cigarette)
Wow! These cigarettes are REALLY addicting! I wonder if they know about that.


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702 - The Brute Man - almost 2 years ago

Rocks move faster than this guy.


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701 - Night of the Blood Beast - almost 2 years ago

Dr.- "Oh! Turkey Surprise!"
Mrs.- "Cook a turkey at 200 degrees for 1 hour, let stand, then rub it with a turtle."


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701 - Night of the Blood Beast - almost 2 years ago

"I wish my faucet wouldn't drip all day."
AIM HIGH, SISTER!


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701 - Night of the Blood Beast - almost 2 years ago

"Whatever it is, it works fast."
Provides soothing relief.


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624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - almost 2 years ago

(After 4 and a half minutes with no dialogue or action)
Can they keep this pace up?