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Favorite Episodes

  1. Time Chasers
    442
  2. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    255
  3. Gamera vs. Guiron
    256
  4. The Amazing Colossal Man
    214
  5. Time of the Apes
    281
  6. Gamera vs. Barugon
    176
  7. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    694
  8. Gunslinger
    165
  9. Mitchell
    586
  10. The Sinister Urge
    221
  11. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    290
  12. Werewolf
    543
  13. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    211
  14. Final Justice
    271
  15. War of the Colossal Beast
    231
  16. Girls Town
    295
  17. The Skydivers
    274
  18. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    228
  19. Alien from L.A.
    280

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618 - High School Big Shot - about 7 years ago
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i just dont understand why the angel is the one trying to do the tempting... this short makes no sense! :p what a goofy idea. lol


Duh!
516 - Alien from L.A. - almost 5 years ago
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Come on guys! It's SO OBVIOUS! Kathy Ireland isn't repeatedly refered to as "big boned" throughout the film because of her physique! It's because of her effect on the MEN's physiques! ....just so long as she doesn't speak....


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What does Crow say at 2:17? And what's the joke? I don't get it, and I've tried looking it up but I guess I'm spelling it wrong.


520 - Radar Secret Service - about 6 years ago
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40% of traffic accidents involved a vehicle pulled over to the side of the road, the short says. I actually found myself quoting this statistic to someone recently. How silly to assume that a statistic from 1959 would be the same today! I'm guessing that the number isn't nearly that high now, but I don't know for sure.


516 - Alien from L.A. - about 1 year ago
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''my fathers dead, it says he fell down a bottomless pit'' then he's not dead little lady, it's bottomless, which means he's basically in constant freefall, so he's fine, in fact he'll be completely okey dokey for a long time to come, cuz from what i hear, it's turtles aaaaaaaaaall the way down........that's right......all.the.way.down.


521 - Santa Claus - about 7 years ago
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Did the Spanish mom at 50:35 actually suggest to her daughter that they PRAY to Santa Claus? Does anyone else find that slightly... messed up?


Radar men and the moon.
520 - Radar Secret Service - over 4 years ago
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One of the real-life applications of radar was measuring the distance to the moon at various points in its orbit.


Objectification
518 - The Atomic Brain - almost 4 years ago
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The emphasis on women's bodies solely in terms of their utility reminds one of those Donald Trump managed beauty pageants


Strategy!
602 - Invasion USA - over 4 years ago
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The Soviets launch an sneak air attack on America by going- through Alaska? Talk about totally giving up the element of surprise. And they drop tons of paratroopers- on ALASKA! They're more likely to me mauled by polar bears than to encounter any Americans.


517 - Beginning of the End - over 1 year ago
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Dang it, I really really like this episode. Darn near perfect MST3K fare. Also, I miss Biography.


1013 - Diabolik - about 8 years ago
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I feel kinda bad for laughing at Pearl's breakdown (and related makeup malfunction) in the first segment, but I do, every time.


wow
521 - Santa Claus - over 1 year ago
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And I thought SATYRICON was weird!


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601 - Girls Town - about 7 years ago
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"I'll never understand what my son saw in you." "Oh no?" Do THESE explain anything?


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(As Samson sees huge castle on top of a hill)
How come I haven't noticed that before?


602 - Invasion USA - about 7 years ago
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"The women of this family seem to feel that they owe it to the men of the family to look relaxed, rested and attractive at dinnertime." So they're unsuspecting when they kill them.


615 - Kitten with a Whip - almost 7 years ago
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The hottest Garfield episode ever!


608 - Code Name Diamond Head - almost 7 years ago
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'This is SO almost Mitchell.' 'It's about 50 pounds short of Mitchell.'


702 - The Brute Man - over 4 years ago
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"I'm blind. What did you bring me?"
It's a View-Master.


702 - The Brute Man - over 4 years ago
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(As watchman lights his 3rd cigarette)
Wow! These cigarettes are REALLY addicting! I wonder if they know about that.


702 - The Brute Man - over 4 years ago
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Rocks move faster than this guy.


701 - Night of the Blood Beast - over 4 years ago
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Dr.- "Oh! Turkey Surprise!"
Mrs.- "Cook a turkey at 200 degrees for 1 hour, let stand, then rub it with a turtle."


701 - Night of the Blood Beast - over 4 years ago
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"I wish my faucet wouldn't drip all day."
AIM HIGH, SISTER!


701 - Night of the Blood Beast - over 4 years ago
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"Whatever it is, it works fast."
Provides soothing relief.


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(After 4 and a half minutes with no dialogue or action)
Can they keep this pace up?