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Favorite Episodes

  1. Time Chasers
    394
  2. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    225
  3. Gamera vs. Guiron
    216
  4. The Amazing Colossal Man
    179
  5. Time of the Apes
    239
  6. Gamera vs. Barugon
    143
  7. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    614
  8. Gunslinger
    140
  9. Mitchell
    514
  10. The Sinister Urge
    192
  11. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    241
  12. Werewolf
    474
  13. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    182
  14. Final Justice
    237
  15. War of the Colossal Beast
    199
  16. Girls Town
    258
  17. The Skydivers
    235
  18. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    194
  19. Alien from L.A.
    247

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818 - Devil Doll - over 4 years ago

Puppets. Why did it have to be puppets?


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606 - The Creeping Terror - over 5 years ago

This movie is such a circus; all that's missing is a bear on a unicycle.


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603 - The Dead Talk Back - over 3 years ago

1) Crow's rocking out with the guitar in the Garcia getup...probably my favorite bit of all time.
2) this was easily one of the worst movies ever. Horrible script/characters/directing/acting on an epic level...this flick is just one huge @#$%ing train wreck.


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612 - The Starfighters - about 2 years ago

Tom and Crow's refueling maneuver is.... uh.... troubling.


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624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - about 4 years ago

"Do we honestly need another remake of Little Women?"


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322 - Master Ninja I - over 4 years ago

Demi Moore did this and STILL had a career?!?! Is there no god?


With Appologies To Marie Laveau
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604 - Zombie Nightmare - about 2 years ago

Enjoyed Frank & Dr. Forester's (Lewis & Martin era) voodoo dancing.
Hope no one in NOLA was offended.


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319 - War of the Colossal Beast - over 4 years ago

Mr. B Natural gets my vote for the greatest MST3K short EVER!!! SO creepy and demented even without the riffs.


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607 - Bloodlust - about 3 years ago

the MJP/Pearl character was the beginning of the end for me. Frank and Dr.Forrester eventually leave the show and that's when the intro segments aren't really funny anymore as far as I'm concerned. I started skipping Pearl's segments because she's just not funny.


It Is A Puzzlement...
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519 - Outlaw of Gor - about 2 years ago

Why do people loose their need for prescription glasses when they are transported to Gor? Both Annoying (Kill Me Now!) Guy and CABOT (!) are wearing glasses in the bar.


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614 - San Francisco International - almost 4 years ago

I have to agree with the guy about getting pissed off by the "hippie" playing guitar in at an airport gate.


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604 - Zombie Nightmare - over 4 years ago

Hey, Motörhead. It's always weird when people with talent show up in a movie terrible enough to be featured on MST3K. Like the Platters in Girls Town, or Little Richard in Catalina Caper.


Recent Riffs

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601 - Girls Town - over 4 years ago

"I'll never understand what my son saw in you." "Oh no?" Do THESE explain anything?


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624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - about 2 years ago

(As Samson sees huge castle on top of a hill)
How come I haven't noticed that before?


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602 - Invasion USA - over 4 years ago

"The women of this family seem to feel that they owe it to the men of the family to look relaxed, rested and attractive at dinnertime." So they're unsuspecting when they kill them.


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615 - Kitten with a Whip - over 4 years ago

The hottest Garfield episode ever!


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608 - Code Name Diamond Head - over 4 years ago

'This is SO almost Mitchell.' 'It's about 50 pounds short of Mitchell.'


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702 - The Brute Man - almost 2 years ago

"I'm blind. What did you bring me?"
It's a View-Master.


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702 - The Brute Man - almost 2 years ago

(As watchman lights his 3rd cigarette)
Wow! These cigarettes are REALLY addicting! I wonder if they know about that.


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702 - The Brute Man - almost 2 years ago

Rocks move faster than this guy.


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701 - Night of the Blood Beast - almost 2 years ago

Dr.- "Oh! Turkey Surprise!"
Mrs.- "Cook a turkey at 200 degrees for 1 hour, let stand, then rub it with a turtle."


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701 - Night of the Blood Beast - almost 2 years ago

"I wish my faucet wouldn't drip all day."
AIM HIGH, SISTER!


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701 - Night of the Blood Beast - almost 2 years ago

"Whatever it is, it works fast."
Provides soothing relief.


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624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - about 2 years ago

(After 4 and a half minutes with no dialogue or action)
Can they keep this pace up?