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Favorite Episodes

  1. Terror from the Year 5000
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  2. Danger! Death Ray
    391
  3. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    228
  4. The Amazing Colossal Man
    171
  5. Track of the Moon Beast
    233
  6. The Touch of Satan
    282
  7. Revenge of the Creature
    178

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304 - Gamera vs. Barugon - almost 4 years ago

I'm a HUGE fan of this show, but, Kung Fu is Chinese, as was Bruce Lee. Few too many racial jokes in this one for me. "little nip in the air"? Please, they should be above that type of stuff.


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504 - Secret Agent Super Dragon - over 2 years ago

Does anyone get the "H-h-hello?" joke they make about the telephone. They make that joke in several shows and David Letterman uses that voice all of the time, but, I've never figured out what it's a reference to.


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801 - Revenge of the Creature - almost 3 years ago

I can't believe how few laughs this has. Are people paying attention? I think this is one of their fullest and funniest episodes. I can watch this repeatedly.


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821 - Time Chasers - almost 3 years ago

I was just watching @midnight and they ripped off the "You've got male - pattern baldness" joke. I don't know if it's thievery of an homage.


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504 - Secret Agent Super Dragon - about 3 years ago

Chai Chai Rodrigweez! And, while watching this ep, the Godless Tornado siren yowled.

May the good news be yours, everybody.


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808 - The She-Creature - over 3 years ago

"They killed Savage Pier!"


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Forum - almost 3 years ago

Am I the only one who finds most of the episodes on Youtube unwatchable because the aspect ratios are so messed up? Do the uploaders do that on purpose because of some copyright thing? Or because they can't handle the original aspect ratio and need to stretch them out? Not to look a gift horse in the mouth, but, when looking at that mouth makes my eyes hurt, it's time to get another horse.


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201 - Rocketship X-M - over 3 years ago

Kevin and Frank just step right in like they've been doing it for years. there deliveries helped form the shows perfect tone.


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1007 - Track of the Moon Beast - over 3 years ago

I really don't understand how a director can make a movie like this and not see that it's terrible. I mean seriously. The "performance" of the woman playing the wife is nothing but comical. Any sentient being should recognize that.


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613 - The Sinister Urge - almost 4 years ago

ok, humming the Mission Impossible music while that guy was sneaking around on the patio might be the most subtle reference I've ever caught in an mst episode.


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821 - Time Chasers - almost 4 years ago

" I wasn't playing Sun City!"


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324 - Master Ninja II - almost 4 years ago

Well, it's down to this. I've put off watching Master Ninja II as long as I could but it's the only episode I haven't seen. Um, maybe - maybe I should watch The Wild World of Batwoman again, or something. Anything but Timothy Van Patten, that mush-mouthed stump. Seriously. I've seen more charismatic corpses.


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902 - The Phantom Planet - over 3 years ago

"Is somebody rubbing a cat against a zither?"


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1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - over 2 years ago

Why does Noam Chomsky insist these women open for him?


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514 - Teenage Strangler - almost 3 years ago

"Well, he's good in the sack and he likes to get high."


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801 - Revenge of the Creature - almost 3 years ago

"You'd think after a while birds would just stay out of there."


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201 - Rocketship X-M - over 3 years ago

"Well, the good news is, we won't make a big explosion when we hit the earth!"


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908 - The Touch of Satan - over 3 years ago

"Uh... me? Could you fast forward?"


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620 - Danger! Death Ray - over 3 years ago

"Carl, do we have a casserole dish?"


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524 - 12 to the Moon - almost 4 years ago

"Wow. I think I'M in this!"


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"Fingal Rick? What? Is that some kind of Rhine wine?"


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"Here's looking at u - biquitous."


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309 - The Amazing Colossal Man - almost 4 years ago

"Hello babyyyyyy!"