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508 - Operation Double 007 - over 4 years ago
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the guys must have been thinking Peter Sellers while riffing this film, they do a Jacques Clouseau accent at least three times and Crow does The Party's Hrundi V. Bakshi at 1:03:30


618 - High School Big Shot - over 4 years ago
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'ah, the simplest of tasks for T. Hewitt Edward Crow' at 1:13:41


705 - Escape 2000 - over 4 years ago
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well, I suppose I ought to leave the Bronx


517 - Beginning of the End - over 4 years ago
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Crow vomits three times during the film's opening credits


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okay, legs bent, butt protruded, stomach pooched out, good - 36:40


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like most children's films, this movie is a nightmare! if I had seen this flick as a kid I would have run screaming from the theater and had nightmares for weeks! still, the SOL skits have just the right amount of holiday cheer (the one with Gypsy's mouth nativity in particular is very sweet)


Crow, as Jimmy Durante
421 - Monster A-Go Go - over 3 years ago
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we was too late!


617 - The Sword and the Dragon - about 3 years ago
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I've never hit a damned thing, it's astounding!


617 - The Sword and the Dragon - about 3 years ago
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ah, the golden age of making stuff up


620 - Danger! Death Ray - over 4 years ago
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Crow does a perfect Truman Capote at 1:05:02, 'that's not writing, that's typing'


503 - Swamp Diamonds - over 4 years ago
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at 22:48, Charlie The Pickpocket, another Torgo/Ortega/Mickey type, the grade Z stock character that seems to haunt virtually every MST3K film


306 - Time of the Apes - over 3 years ago
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suddenly the film editor goes for an Oscar!


Recent Riffs

1010 - It Lives by Night - over 4 years ago
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save me large nose holes!


520 - Radar Secret Service - over 4 years ago
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man I'm chafing like a bear! these Italian bun-huggers give me no room at all!


520 - Radar Secret Service - over 4 years ago
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I'm the impish officer of death


1012 - Squirm - over 4 years ago
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death by particle board!


1012 - Squirm - over 4 years ago
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we have Eraserhead chicken


1012 - Squirm - over 4 years ago
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James Harriot, no!


1012 - Squirm - over 4 years ago
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save the girl or go antiquing, hmm. antiques here I come!


1012 - Squirm - over 4 years ago
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the worm had a shiv!


1012 - Squirm - over 4 years ago
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welcome to divot hills


1012 - Squirm - over 4 years ago
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where does Coiley fit into God's plan for us?


618 - High School Big Shot - over 4 years ago
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are those voices in your head or mine?


814 - Riding with Death - over 4 years ago
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cupcake, get Twinkie the kid and fruit pie the magician