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508 - Operation Double 007 - over 4 years ago

the guys must have been thinking Peter Sellers while riffing this film, they do a Jacques Clouseau accent at least three times and Crow does The Party's Hrundi V. Bakshi at 1:03:30


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618 - High School Big Shot - over 4 years ago

'ah, the simplest of tasks for T. Hewitt Edward Crow' at 1:13:41


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705 - Escape 2000 - over 4 years ago

well, I suppose I ought to leave the Bronx


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517 - Beginning of the End - over 4 years ago

Crow vomits three times during the film's opening credits


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okay, legs bent, butt protruded, stomach pooched out, good - 36:40


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like most children's films, this movie is a nightmare! if I had seen this flick as a kid I would have run screaming from the theater and had nightmares for weeks! still, the SOL skits have just the right amount of holiday cheer (the one with Gypsy's mouth nativity in particular is very sweet)


Crow, as Jimmy Durante
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421 - Monster A-Go Go - about 3 years ago

we was too late!


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617 - The Sword and the Dragon - about 3 years ago

I've never hit a damned thing, it's astounding!


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617 - The Sword and the Dragon - about 3 years ago

ah, the golden age of making stuff up


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620 - Danger! Death Ray - over 4 years ago

Crow does a perfect Truman Capote at 1:05:02, 'that's not writing, that's typing'


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503 - Swamp Diamonds - over 4 years ago

at 22:48, Charlie The Pickpocket, another Torgo/Ortega/Mickey type, the grade Z stock character that seems to haunt virtually every MST3K film


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306 - Time of the Apes - over 3 years ago

suddenly the film editor goes for an Oscar!


Recent Riffs

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1010 - It Lives by Night - over 4 years ago

save me large nose holes!


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520 - Radar Secret Service - over 4 years ago

man I'm chafing like a bear! these Italian bun-huggers give me no room at all!


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520 - Radar Secret Service - over 4 years ago

I'm the impish officer of death


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1012 - Squirm - over 4 years ago

death by particle board!


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1012 - Squirm - over 4 years ago

we have Eraserhead chicken


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1012 - Squirm - over 4 years ago

James Harriot, no!


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1012 - Squirm - over 4 years ago

save the girl or go antiquing, hmm. antiques here I come!


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1012 - Squirm - over 4 years ago

the worm had a shiv!


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1012 - Squirm - over 4 years ago

welcome to divot hills


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1012 - Squirm - over 4 years ago

where does Coiley fit into God's plan for us?


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618 - High School Big Shot - over 4 years ago

are those voices in your head or mine?


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814 - Riding with Death - over 4 years ago

cupcake, get Twinkie the kid and fruit pie the magician