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Favorite Episodes

  1. Riding with Death
    386
  2. The Final Sacrifice
    744
  3. Hobgoblins
    387
  4. Prince of Space
    453
  5. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    257
  6. Cry Wilderness
    35
  7. Space Mutiny
    887
  8. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    415
  9. Werewolf
    525
  10. Fugitive Alien
    327
  11. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    251
  12. Pod People
    560
  13. Puma Man
    509
  14. Diabolik
    208
  15. SST: Death Flight
    76
  16. Time of the Apes
    276
  17. Soultaker
    369
  18. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    337
  19. Future War
    261
  20. Squirm
    235
  21. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    323
  22. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    677
  23. Time Chasers
    429
  24. Zombie Nightmare
    300
  25. Mitchell
    574
  26. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    206
  27. Laserblast
    390
  28. Code Name Diamond Head
    183
  29. Master Ninja I
    253
  30. Being from Another Planet
    195
  31. Master Ninja II
    156
  32. Final Justice
    260
  33. Girl in Gold Boots
    274
  34. Gamera vs. Gaos
    149
  35. Gamera vs. Guiron
    247
  36. Gamera vs. Barugon
    174
  37. Catalina Caper
    266
  38. Gamera vs. Zigra
    171
  39. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom
    27
  40. Angels' Revenge
    206
  41. Escape 2000
    252
  42. Phase IV
    60
  43. The Touch of Satan
    337
  44. Moon Zero Two
    199
  45. It Lives by Night
    171
  46. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    279
  47. Track of the Moon Beast
    278
  48. Gamera
    242
  49. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    308
  50. Devil Fish
    253
  51. Reptilicus
    31
  52. The Projected Man
    203
  53. Cave Dwellers
    430
  54. Revenge of the Creature
    223
  55. The Giant Spider Invasion
    339
  56. The Deadly Bees
    214
  57. The Deadly Mantis
    212
  58. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    215
  59. The Incredible Melting Man
    272
  60. The Amazing Colossal Man
    211
  61. The Human Duplicators
    206
  62. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    240
  63. I Accuse My Parents
    403
  64. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    198
  65. Village of the Giants
    192
  66. Warrior of the Lost World
    327
  67. San Francisco International
    262
  68. Danger! Death Ray
    466
  69. Kitten with a Whip
    151
  70. Horrors of Spider Island
    222
  71. Quest of the Delta Knights
    254
  72. Time of the Apes
    25
  73. Eegah
    386
  74. The Phantom Planet
    217
  75. Gorgo
    171
  76. The Mole People
    199
  77. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    206
  78. The Black Scorpion
    123
  79. Legend of the Dinosaurs
    47
  80. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    195
  81. The Slime People
    124
  82. The Amazing Transparent Man
    141
  83. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    214
  84. The Crawling Hand
    161
  85. Outlaw of Gor
    313
  86. Devil Doll
    243
  87. Hercules and the Captive Women
    157
  88. The Last Chase
    35
  89. The Brute Man
    214
  90. Operation Double 007
    233
  91. Alien from L.A.
    275
  92. Revenge of the Mysterons From Mars
    35
  93. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    215
  94. Hercules
    152
  95. Hercules Unchained
    181
  96. Invaders from the Deep
    38
  97. The Space Children
    177
  98. Pilot - The Green Slime
    65
  99. The She-Creature
    172
  100. The Starfighters
    234
  101. The Undead
    239
  102. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    336
  103. Hangar 18
    46
  104. Tormented
    220
  105. The Dead Talk Back
    278
  106. Last of the Wild Horses
    160
  107. It Conquered the World
    286
  108. The Beatniks
    184
  109. The Unearthly
    200
  110. The Atomic Brain
    169
  111. Horror of Party Beach
    308
  112. King Dinosaur
    202
  113. Rocket Attack USA
    152
  114. 12 to the Moon
    201
  115. Ring of Terror
    190
  116. Jack Frost
    329
  117. The Sinister Urge
    215
  118. The Corpse Vanishes
    152
  119. Teenage Strangler
    309
  120. Wild Rebels
    166
  121. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    152
  122. Bride of the Monster
    233
  123. Robot Monster
    153
  124. Superdome
    44
  125. Project Moonbase
    116
  126. The Sword and the Dragon
    219
  127. Earth vs. the Spider
    199
  128. Invasion USA
    174
  129. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    223
  130. Colossus and the Headhunters
    180
  131. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    222
  132. The Hellcats
    113
  133. Teenage Caveman
    155
  134. City Limits
    169
  135. The Rebel Set
    160
  136. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    224
  137. The Magic Sword
    205
  138. War of the Colossal Beast
    224
  139. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    275
  140. The Creeping Terror
    246
  141. The Mad Monster
    138
  142. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    170
  143. Terror from the Year 5000
    242
  144. Manhunt in Space
    168
  145. Night of the Blood Beast
    310
  146. Teenagers from Outer Space
    279
  147. Crash of the Moons
    171
  148. Humanoid Woman
    44
  149. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    195
  150. Bloodlust
    185
  151. The Leech Woman
    235
  152. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
    30
  153. City on Fire
    50
  154. Santa Claus
    289
  155. Cosmic Princess
    49
  156. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    170
  157. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    331
  158. Space Travelers
    152
  159. The Crawling Eye
    259
  160. Gamera vs. Gaos
    31
  161. Beginning of the End
    262
  162. Radar Secret Service
    222
  163. High School Big Shot
    186
  164. Lost Continent
    244
  165. Swamp Diamonds
    152
  166. Gamera
    41
  167. Hamlet
    175
  168. Mighty Jack
    172
  169. Teenage Crime Wave
    181
  170. Gamera vs. Guiron
    26
  171. Girls Town
    284
  172. Gamera vs. Zigra
    29
  173. The Sidehackers
    206
  174. Gamera vs. Barugon
    52
  175. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    218
  176. The Indestructible Man
    157
  177. The Wild World of Batwoman
    231
  178. The Violent Years
    168
  179. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    227
  180. Mighty Jack
    31
  181. Stranded in Space
    129
  182. Daddy-O
    248
  183. Fugitive Alien
    26
  184. The Day the Earth Froze
    276
  185. Racket Girls
    170
  186. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    279
  187. Untamed Youth
    134
  188. Robot Holocaust
    156
  189. Monster A-Go Go
    338
  190. Gunslinger
    161
  191. The Skydivers
    270
  192. Rocketship X-M
    280
  193. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    150
  194. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    253
  195. Jungle Goddess
    186
  196. First Spaceship on Venus
    154
  197. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    295
  198. The Screaming Skull
    269
  199. The Giant Gila Monster
    254
  200. The Killer Shrews
    252
  201. Red Zone Cuba
    225
  202. Avalanche
    38
  203. The Beast of Hollow Mountain
    23
  204. Starcrash
    36
  205. The Land that Time Forgot
    21
  206. The Loves of Hercules
    16
  207. Yongary
    21
  208. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II
    19
  209. Carnival Magic
    16
  210. The Christmas that Almost Wasn't
    13
  211. At the Earth's Core
    18

Recent Comments with recent replies

CHOMP !
1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z - over 3 years ago
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At 1:15:10 Crow says "I hope you like your catfish hot and spicy. CHOMP!" and in Devli Fish they also say "CHOMP!" in the same Cajun accent. Is this from some kind of restaurant commercial?


Playaaayyaaayyaaayyaaayy...?
906 - The Space Children - 5 months ago
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Heard Cat Stevens' "Where do the children play?" on the radio. Had to watch this now.


423 - Bride of the Monster - almost 4 years ago
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Trace's puppeteering really is SOLID in the host segments. That freak out in the beginning is so great.


1102 - Cry Wilderness - over 1 year ago
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So basically, the only reason Paul's dad was in danger was because Paul was there in the cave and his dad was looking for him. ...so if he had simply stayed in school, his dad would have been fine? So the whole movie was pointless!


820 - Space Mutiny - almost 7 years ago
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Hey! 100 laughs for Space Mutiny! To commemorate the occasion, I invite everyone to make up their own original name for David Ryder (Blast Hardcheese)


903 - Puma Man - over 1 year ago
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So, let me get this straight — our noble, heroic Aztec high priest searches for the Puma Man by throwing random paleontology professors out of highrise windows to see if they land on their feet … and we're supposed to be okay with this? Clearly, the people making this movie didn't think about the concept of "message" when cranking this thing out.

In any case, Vadinho's powers are actually far more impressive than the title character's, and he makes a far more compelling hero character — aside from the wanton murder spree, obviously.


1102 - Cry Wilderness - over 1 year ago
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This one has the most replay value for me from Season 11


Obscure riff I need help with !
Forum - over 1 year ago
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ok, so there is a riff that's been bugging me for years now and I figured I'd ask here to see if anyone knew. The riff in question is in riding with death in the second act, where the race car with a 96 pulls up and mike chimes in with "96 oooo you keep breakin my heart" or something similar, and after exhaustive searches I've never been able to find it.
Does anyone have an idea?


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I guess it never occurred to the director to film the Casablanca Fingal scenes in black and white.


What type of MSTie are you?
Forum - over 1 year ago
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A) I watch Diabolik
B) I don’t watch Diabolik, too sad
C) I can watch Diabolik since they’re making new eps.
D) I don’t watch Diabolik because it stinks. (cynical)
E) Coogans Law is a slippery downward slope to global Shariah (crazy)


Micro-budget Movie Magic!
Forum - over 1 year ago
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Made for $200, 'Who killed Captain Alex?' is Uganda's first action comedy movie. And it is wonderfully, magically insane! This is the work of passionate and fun-loving guys... who know Kung Fu tu, I mean too.
https://youtu.be/KEoGrbKAyKE


Recent Riffs

323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - almost 4 years ago
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(Tom sobbing) Even the credits stink


622 - Angels' Revenge - over 4 years ago
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By this time my lungs were aching for boooooooze....


K09 - Phase IV - about 5 years ago
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Maybe he's making ANTi-pasta.


804 - The Deadly Mantis - about 5 years ago
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Alright people, let's go kick some THORAX!


1012 - Squirm - over 6 years ago
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The tension is thick - is the sheriff done with his spaghetti !?!


702 - The Brute Man - over 6 years ago
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Yes, chicken sliced to the width of one electron!


K20 - The Last Chase - over 6 years ago
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What is this? "Bottom Gun"?