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Favorite Episodes

  1. Riding with Death
    394
  2. The Final Sacrifice
    753
  3. Hobgoblins
    392
  4. Prince of Space
    459
  5. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    260
  6. Cry Wilderness
    39
  7. Space Mutiny
    896
  8. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    425
  9. Werewolf
    534
  10. Fugitive Alien
    328
  11. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    253
  12. Pod People
    566
  13. Puma Man
    514
  14. Diabolik
    211
  15. SST: Death Flight
    80
  16. Time of the Apes
    278
  17. Soultaker
    376
  18. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    340
  19. Future War
    263
  20. Squirm
    236
  21. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    326
  22. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    679
  23. Time Chasers
    435
  24. Zombie Nightmare
    305
  25. Mitchell
    578
  26. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    208
  27. Laserblast
    396
  28. Code Name Diamond Head
    185
  29. Master Ninja I
    255
  30. Being from Another Planet
    196
  31. Master Ninja II
    159
  32. Final Justice
    267
  33. Girl in Gold Boots
    279
  34. Gamera vs. Gaos
    150
  35. Gamera vs. Guiron
    250
  36. Gamera vs. Barugon
    176
  37. Catalina Caper
    268
  38. Gamera vs. Zigra
    173
  39. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom
    29
  40. Angels' Revenge
    209
  41. Escape 2000
    255
  42. Phase IV
    60
  43. The Touch of Satan
    344
  44. Moon Zero Two
    202
  45. It Lives by Night
    171
  46. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    283
  47. Track of the Moon Beast
    281
  48. Gamera
    247
  49. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    312
  50. Devil Fish
    257
  51. Reptilicus
    34
  52. The Projected Man
    205
  53. Cave Dwellers
    433
  54. Revenge of the Creature
    229
  55. The Giant Spider Invasion
    349
  56. The Deadly Bees
    217
  57. The Deadly Mantis
    214
  58. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    219
  59. The Incredible Melting Man
    275
  60. The Amazing Colossal Man
    213
  61. The Human Duplicators
    207
  62. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    244
  63. I Accuse My Parents
    406
  64. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    201
  65. Village of the Giants
    194
  66. Warrior of the Lost World
    332
  67. San Francisco International
    266
  68. Danger! Death Ray
    473
  69. Kitten with a Whip
    152
  70. Horrors of Spider Island
    224
  71. Quest of the Delta Knights
    258
  72. Time of the Apes
    26
  73. Eegah
    389
  74. The Phantom Planet
    223
  75. Gorgo
    177
  76. The Mole People
    202
  77. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    206
  78. The Black Scorpion
    123
  79. Legend of the Dinosaurs
    47
  80. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    200
  81. The Slime People
    124
  82. The Amazing Transparent Man
    145
  83. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    217
  84. The Crawling Hand
    162
  85. Outlaw of Gor
    317
  86. Devil Doll
    245
  87. Hercules and the Captive Women
    158
  88. The Last Chase
    36
  89. The Brute Man
    218
  90. Operation Double 007
    235
  91. Alien from L.A.
    277
  92. Revenge of the Mysterons From Mars
    36
  93. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    218
  94. Hercules
    153
  95. Hercules Unchained
    184
  96. Invaders from the Deep
    39
  97. The Space Children
    179
  98. Pilot - The Green Slime
    66
  99. The She-Creature
    173
  100. The Starfighters
    238
  101. The Undead
    243
  102. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    340
  103. Hangar 18
    47
  104. Tormented
    223
  105. The Dead Talk Back
    279
  106. Last of the Wild Horses
    163
  107. It Conquered the World
    288
  108. The Beatniks
    187
  109. The Unearthly
    203
  110. The Atomic Brain
    170
  111. Horror of Party Beach
    311
  112. King Dinosaur
    202
  113. Rocket Attack USA
    154
  114. 12 to the Moon
    204
  115. Ring of Terror
    192
  116. Jack Frost
    334
  117. The Sinister Urge
    218
  118. The Corpse Vanishes
    153
  119. Teenage Strangler
    315
  120. Wild Rebels
    166
  121. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    155
  122. Bride of the Monster
    235
  123. Robot Monster
    155
  124. Superdome
    45
  125. Project Moonbase
    116
  126. The Sword and the Dragon
    223
  127. Earth vs. the Spider
    201
  128. Invasion USA
    177
  129. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    223
  130. Colossus and the Headhunters
    181
  131. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    222
  132. The Hellcats
    114
  133. Teenage Caveman
    156
  134. City Limits
    172
  135. The Rebel Set
    161
  136. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    225
  137. The Magic Sword
    206
  138. War of the Colossal Beast
    227
  139. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    277
  140. The Creeping Terror
    249
  141. The Mad Monster
    140
  142. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    171
  143. Terror from the Year 5000
    245
  144. Manhunt in Space
    168
  145. Night of the Blood Beast
    317
  146. Teenagers from Outer Space
    284
  147. Crash of the Moons
    172
  148. Humanoid Woman
    45
  149. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    202
  150. Bloodlust
    186
  151. The Leech Woman
    238
  152. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
    32
  153. City on Fire
    51
  154. Santa Claus
    291
  155. Cosmic Princess
    50
  156. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    171
  157. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    336
  158. Space Travelers
    153
  159. The Crawling Eye
    259
  160. Gamera vs. Gaos
    31
  161. Beginning of the End
    268
  162. Radar Secret Service
    224
  163. High School Big Shot
    189
  164. Lost Continent
    246
  165. Swamp Diamonds
    153
  166. Gamera
    41
  167. Hamlet
    176
  168. Mighty Jack
    173
  169. Teenage Crime Wave
    183
  170. Gamera vs. Guiron
    26
  171. Girls Town
    286
  172. Gamera vs. Zigra
    29
  173. The Sidehackers
    206
  174. Gamera vs. Barugon
    52
  175. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    219
  176. The Indestructible Man
    159
  177. The Wild World of Batwoman
    231
  178. The Violent Years
    170
  179. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    228
  180. Mighty Jack
    32
  181. Stranded in Space
    130
  182. Daddy-O
    251
  183. Fugitive Alien
    27
  184. The Day the Earth Froze
    278
  185. Racket Girls
    173
  186. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    283
  187. Untamed Youth
    135
  188. Robot Holocaust
    158
  189. Monster A-Go Go
    340
  190. Gunslinger
    163
  191. The Skydivers
    273
  192. Rocketship X-M
    283
  193. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    152
  194. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    257
  195. Jungle Goddess
    190
  196. First Spaceship on Venus
    156
  197. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    298
  198. The Screaming Skull
    275
  199. The Giant Gila Monster
    256
  200. The Killer Shrews
    255
  201. Red Zone Cuba
    229
  202. Avalanche
    41
  203. The Beast of Hollow Mountain
    25
  204. Starcrash
    41
  205. The Land that Time Forgot
    22
  206. The Loves of Hercules
    17
  207. Yongary
    26
  208. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II
    20
  209. Carnival Magic
    17
  210. The Christmas that Almost Wasn't
    13
  211. At the Earth's Core
    21

Recent Comments with recent replies

CHOMP !
1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z - almost 4 years ago
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At 1:15:10 Crow says "I hope you like your catfish hot and spicy. CHOMP!" and in Devli Fish they also say "CHOMP!" in the same Cajun accent. Is this from some kind of restaurant commercial?


Playaaayyaaayyaaayyaaayy...?
906 - The Space Children - 8 months ago
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Heard Cat Stevens' "Where do the children play?" on the radio. Had to watch this now.


423 - Bride of the Monster - about 4 years ago
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Trace's puppeteering really is SOLID in the host segments. That freak out in the beginning is so great.


1102 - Cry Wilderness - almost 2 years ago
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So basically, the only reason Paul's dad was in danger was because Paul was there in the cave and his dad was looking for him. ...so if he had simply stayed in school, his dad would have been fine? So the whole movie was pointless!


820 - Space Mutiny - about 7 years ago
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Hey! 100 laughs for Space Mutiny! To commemorate the occasion, I invite everyone to make up their own original name for David Ryder (Blast Hardcheese)


903 - Puma Man - over 1 year ago
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So, let me get this straight — our noble, heroic Aztec high priest searches for the Puma Man by throwing random paleontology professors out of highrise windows to see if they land on their feet … and we're supposed to be okay with this? Clearly, the people making this movie didn't think about the concept of "message" when cranking this thing out.

In any case, Vadinho's powers are actually far more impressive than the title character's, and he makes a far more compelling hero character — aside from the wanton murder spree, obviously.


1102 - Cry Wilderness - almost 2 years ago
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This one has the most replay value for me from Season 11


Obscure riff I need help with !
Forum - almost 2 years ago
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ok, so there is a riff that's been bugging me for years now and I figured I'd ask here to see if anyone knew. The riff in question is in riding with death in the second act, where the race car with a 96 pulls up and mike chimes in with "96 oooo you keep breakin my heart" or something similar, and after exhaustive searches I've never been able to find it.
Does anyone have an idea?


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I guess it never occurred to the director to film the Casablanca Fingal scenes in black and white.


What type of MSTie are you?
Forum - almost 2 years ago
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A) I watch Diabolik
B) I don’t watch Diabolik, too sad
C) I can watch Diabolik since they’re making new eps.
D) I don’t watch Diabolik because it stinks. (cynical)
E) Coogans Law is a slippery downward slope to global Shariah (crazy)


Micro-budget Movie Magic!
Forum - almost 2 years ago
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Made for $200, 'Who killed Captain Alex?' is Uganda's first action comedy movie. And it is wonderfully, magically insane! This is the work of passionate and fun-loving guys... who know Kung Fu tu, I mean too.
https://youtu.be/KEoGrbKAyKE


Recent Riffs

323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - about 4 years ago
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(Tom sobbing) Even the credits stink


622 - Angels' Revenge - over 4 years ago
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By this time my lungs were aching for boooooooze....


K09 - Phase IV - over 5 years ago
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Maybe he's making ANTi-pasta.


804 - The Deadly Mantis - over 5 years ago
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Alright people, let's go kick some THORAX!


1012 - Squirm - over 6 years ago
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The tension is thick - is the sheriff done with his spaghetti !?!


702 - The Brute Man - over 6 years ago
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Yes, chicken sliced to the width of one electron!


K20 - The Last Chase - over 6 years ago
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What is this? "Bottom Gun"?