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Favorite Episodes

  1. Riding with Death
    381
  2. The Final Sacrifice
    736
  3. Hobgoblins
    383
  4. Prince of Space
    449
  5. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    254
  6. Cry Wilderness
    34
  7. Space Mutiny
    879
  8. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    413
  9. Werewolf
    520
  10. Fugitive Alien
    324
  11. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    250
  12. Pod People
    554
  13. Puma Man
    503
  14. Diabolik
    207
  15. SST: Death Flight
    75
  16. Time of the Apes
    270
  17. Soultaker
    365
  18. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    336
  19. Future War
    257
  20. Squirm
    232
  21. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    320
  22. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    667
  23. Time Chasers
    424
  24. Zombie Nightmare
    297
  25. Mitchell
    569
  26. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    205
  27. Laserblast
    385
  28. Code Name Diamond Head
    183
  29. Master Ninja I
    249
  30. Being from Another Planet
    193
  31. Master Ninja II
    155
  32. Final Justice
    260
  33. Girl in Gold Boots
    272
  34. Gamera vs. Gaos
    146
  35. Gamera vs. Guiron
    242
  36. Gamera vs. Barugon
    170
  37. Catalina Caper
    259
  38. Gamera vs. Zigra
    169
  39. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom
    26
  40. Angels' Revenge
    204
  41. Escape 2000
    249
  42. Phase IV
    57
  43. The Touch of Satan
    336
  44. Moon Zero Two
    195
  45. It Lives by Night
    169
  46. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    273
  47. Track of the Moon Beast
    274
  48. Gamera
    239
  49. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    302
  50. Devil Fish
    251
  51. Reptilicus
    29
  52. The Projected Man
    198
  53. Cave Dwellers
    423
  54. Revenge of the Creature
    219
  55. The Giant Spider Invasion
    336
  56. The Deadly Bees
    212
  57. The Deadly Mantis
    208
  58. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    209
  59. The Incredible Melting Man
    269
  60. The Amazing Colossal Man
    204
  61. The Human Duplicators
    203
  62. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    239
  63. I Accuse My Parents
    399
  64. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    194
  65. Village of the Giants
    191
  66. Warrior of the Lost World
    324
  67. San Francisco International
    258
  68. Danger! Death Ray
    462
  69. Kitten with a Whip
    150
  70. Horrors of Spider Island
    220
  71. Quest of the Delta Knights
    253
  72. Time of the Apes
    23
  73. Eegah
    380
  74. The Phantom Planet
    213
  75. Gorgo
    168
  76. The Mole People
    198
  77. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    203
  78. The Black Scorpion
    119
  79. Legend of the Dinosaurs
    46
  80. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    194
  81. The Slime People
    122
  82. The Amazing Transparent Man
    140
  83. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    213
  84. The Crawling Hand
    157
  85. Outlaw of Gor
    309
  86. Devil Doll
    242
  87. Hercules and the Captive Women
    153
  88. The Last Chase
    35
  89. The Brute Man
    213
  90. Operation Double 007
    229
  91. Alien from L.A.
    271
  92. Revenge of the Mysterons From Mars
    33
  93. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    210
  94. Hercules
    151
  95. Hercules Unchained
    179
  96. Invaders from the Deep
    36
  97. The Space Children
    175
  98. Pilot - The Green Slime
    62
  99. The She-Creature
    170
  100. The Starfighters
    231
  101. The Undead
    237
  102. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    331
  103. Hangar 18
    45
  104. Tormented
    218
  105. The Dead Talk Back
    276
  106. Last of the Wild Horses
    159
  107. It Conquered the World
    281
  108. The Beatniks
    182
  109. The Unearthly
    197
  110. The Atomic Brain
    165
  111. Horror of Party Beach
    307
  112. King Dinosaur
    198
  113. Rocket Attack USA
    147
  114. 12 to the Moon
    199
  115. Ring of Terror
    188
  116. Jack Frost
    325
  117. The Sinister Urge
    211
  118. The Corpse Vanishes
    150
  119. Teenage Strangler
    306
  120. Wild Rebels
    163
  121. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    151
  122. Bride of the Monster
    230
  123. Robot Monster
    152
  124. Superdome
    42
  125. Project Moonbase
    113
  126. The Sword and the Dragon
    216
  127. Earth vs. the Spider
    192
  128. Invasion USA
    172
  129. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    220
  130. Colossus and the Headhunters
    175
  131. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    219
  132. The Hellcats
    111
  133. Teenage Caveman
    149
  134. City Limits
    168
  135. The Rebel Set
    156
  136. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    219
  137. The Magic Sword
    204
  138. War of the Colossal Beast
    219
  139. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    270
  140. The Creeping Terror
    244
  141. The Mad Monster
    137
  142. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    168
  143. Terror from the Year 5000
    237
  144. Manhunt in Space
    163
  145. Night of the Blood Beast
    307
  146. Teenagers from Outer Space
    277
  147. Crash of the Moons
    168
  148. Humanoid Woman
    41
  149. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    191
  150. Bloodlust
    183
  151. The Leech Woman
    233
  152. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
    28
  153. City on Fire
    49
  154. Santa Claus
    286
  155. Cosmic Princess
    47
  156. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    169
  157. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    329
  158. Space Travelers
    148
  159. The Crawling Eye
    256
  160. Gamera vs. Gaos
    29
  161. Beginning of the End
    257
  162. Radar Secret Service
    219
  163. High School Big Shot
    185
  164. Lost Continent
    240
  165. Swamp Diamonds
    149
  166. Gamera
    39
  167. Hamlet
    175
  168. Mighty Jack
    168
  169. Teenage Crime Wave
    178
  170. Gamera vs. Guiron
    23
  171. Girls Town
    284
  172. Gamera vs. Zigra
    27
  173. The Sidehackers
    205
  174. Gamera vs. Barugon
    49
  175. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    212
  176. The Indestructible Man
    153
  177. The Wild World of Batwoman
    226
  178. The Violent Years
    167
  179. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    225
  180. Mighty Jack
    29
  181. Stranded in Space
    126
  182. Daddy-O
    244
  183. Fugitive Alien
    25
  184. The Day the Earth Froze
    270
  185. Racket Girls
    170
  186. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    277
  187. Untamed Youth
    132
  188. Robot Holocaust
    153
  189. Monster A-Go Go
    333
  190. Gunslinger
    160
  191. The Skydivers
    267
  192. Rocketship X-M
    278
  193. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    148
  194. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    251
  195. Jungle Goddess
    184
  196. First Spaceship on Venus
    153
  197. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    289
  198. The Screaming Skull
    265
  199. The Giant Gila Monster
    248
  200. The Killer Shrews
    250
  201. Red Zone Cuba
    225
  202. Avalanche
    37
  203. The Beast of Hollow Mountain
    23
  204. Starcrash
    35
  205. The Land that Time Forgot
    20
  206. The Loves of Hercules
    15
  207. Yongary
    19
  208. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II
    18
  209. Carnival Magic
    16
  210. The Christmas that Almost Wasn't
    13
  211. At the Earth's Core
    17

Recent Comments with recent replies

Playaaayyaaayyaaayyaaayy...?
906 - The Space Children - 3 months ago
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Heard Cat Stevens' "Where do the children play?" on the radio. Had to watch this now.


423 - Bride of the Monster - over 3 years ago
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Trace's puppeteering really is SOLID in the host segments. That freak out in the beginning is so great.


1102 - Cry Wilderness - over 1 year ago
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So basically, the only reason Paul's dad was in danger was because Paul was there in the cave and his dad was looking for him. ...so if he had simply stayed in school, his dad would have been fine? So the whole movie was pointless!


820 - Space Mutiny - almost 7 years ago
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Hey! 100 laughs for Space Mutiny! To commemorate the occasion, I invite everyone to make up their own original name for David Ryder (Blast Hardcheese)


903 - Puma Man - about 1 year ago
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So, let me get this straight — our noble, heroic Aztec high priest searches for the Puma Man by throwing random paleontology professors out of highrise windows to see if they land on their feet … and we're supposed to be okay with this? Clearly, the people making this movie didn't think about the concept of "message" when cranking this thing out.

In any case, Vadinho's powers are actually far more impressive than the title character's, and he makes a far more compelling hero character — aside from the wanton murder spree, obviously.


1102 - Cry Wilderness - over 1 year ago
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This one has the most replay value for me from Season 11


Obscure riff I need help with !
Forum - over 1 year ago
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ok, so there is a riff that's been bugging me for years now and I figured I'd ask here to see if anyone knew. The riff in question is in riding with death in the second act, where the race car with a 96 pulls up and mike chimes in with "96 oooo you keep breakin my heart" or something similar, and after exhaustive searches I've never been able to find it.
Does anyone have an idea?


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I guess it never occurred to the director to film the Casablanca Fingal scenes in black and white.


What type of MSTie are you?
Forum - over 1 year ago
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A) I watch Diabolik
B) I don’t watch Diabolik, too sad
C) I can watch Diabolik since they’re making new eps.
D) I don’t watch Diabolik because it stinks. (cynical)
E) Coogans Law is a slippery downward slope to global Shariah (crazy)


Micro-budget Movie Magic!
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Made for $200, 'Who killed Captain Alex?' is Uganda's first action comedy movie. And it is wonderfully, magically insane! This is the work of passionate and fun-loving guys... who know Kung Fu tu, I mean too.
https://youtu.be/KEoGrbKAyKE


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Anyone see the Rifftrax version, before it was removed from their catalog? I missed it and life sucks.


Recent Riffs

323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - over 3 years ago
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(Tom sobbing) Even the credits stink


622 - Angels' Revenge - about 4 years ago
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By this time my lungs were aching for boooooooze....


K09 - Phase IV - almost 5 years ago
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Maybe he's making ANTi-pasta.


804 - The Deadly Mantis - about 5 years ago
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Alright people, let's go kick some THORAX!


1012 - Squirm - about 6 years ago
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The tension is thick - is the sheriff done with his spaghetti !?!


702 - The Brute Man - about 6 years ago
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Yes, chicken sliced to the width of one electron!


K20 - The Last Chase - about 6 years ago
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What is this? "Bottom Gun"?