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Favorite Episodes

  1. Riding with Death
    381
  2. The Final Sacrifice
    734
  3. Hobgoblins
    380
  4. Prince of Space
    451
  5. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    251
  6. Cry Wilderness
    34
  7. Space Mutiny
    874
  8. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    411
  9. Werewolf
    518
  10. Fugitive Alien
    320
  11. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    249
  12. Pod People
    550
  13. Puma Man
    502
  14. Diabolik
    207
  15. SST: Death Flight
    75
  16. Time of the Apes
    265
  17. Soultaker
    364
  18. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    336
  19. Future War
    253
  20. Squirm
    232
  21. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    317
  22. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    664
  23. Time Chasers
    425
  24. Zombie Nightmare
    295
  25. Mitchell
    565
  26. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    204
  27. Laserblast
    383
  28. Code Name Diamond Head
    182
  29. Master Ninja I
    248
  30. Being from Another Planet
    190
  31. Master Ninja II
    154
  32. Final Justice
    259
  33. Girl in Gold Boots
    270
  34. Gamera vs. Gaos
    144
  35. Gamera vs. Guiron
    239
  36. Gamera vs. Barugon
    168
  37. Catalina Caper
    258
  38. Gamera vs. Zigra
    167
  39. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom
    25
  40. Angels' Revenge
    203
  41. Escape 2000
    249
  42. Phase IV
    57
  43. The Touch of Satan
    334
  44. Moon Zero Two
    191
  45. It Lives by Night
    168
  46. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    269
  47. Track of the Moon Beast
    271
  48. Gamera
    234
  49. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    297
  50. Devil Fish
    249
  51. Reptilicus
    29
  52. The Projected Man
    196
  53. Cave Dwellers
    419
  54. Revenge of the Creature
    215
  55. The Giant Spider Invasion
    334
  56. The Deadly Bees
    212
  57. The Deadly Mantis
    208
  58. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    207
  59. The Incredible Melting Man
    268
  60. The Amazing Colossal Man
    204
  61. The Human Duplicators
    201
  62. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    237
  63. I Accuse My Parents
    398
  64. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    188
  65. Village of the Giants
    191
  66. Warrior of the Lost World
    319
  67. San Francisco International
    255
  68. Danger! Death Ray
    454
  69. Kitten with a Whip
    149
  70. Horrors of Spider Island
    218
  71. Quest of the Delta Knights
    253
  72. Time of the Apes
    23
  73. Eegah
    378
  74. The Phantom Planet
    212
  75. Gorgo
    165
  76. The Mole People
    196
  77. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    198
  78. The Black Scorpion
    117
  79. Legend of the Dinosaurs
    46
  80. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    193
  81. The Slime People
    122
  82. The Amazing Transparent Man
    139
  83. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    212
  84. The Crawling Hand
    155
  85. Outlaw of Gor
    307
  86. Devil Doll
    240
  87. Hercules and the Captive Women
    152
  88. The Last Chase
    35
  89. The Brute Man
    209
  90. Operation Double 007
    227
  91. Alien from L.A.
    269
  92. Revenge of the Mysterons From Mars
    33
  93. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    208
  94. Hercules
    151
  95. Hercules Unchained
    177
  96. Invaders from the Deep
    36
  97. The Space Children
    173
  98. Pilot - The Green Slime
    62
  99. The She-Creature
    168
  100. The Starfighters
    230
  101. The Undead
    236
  102. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    328
  103. Hangar 18
    45
  104. Tormented
    218
  105. The Dead Talk Back
    276
  106. Last of the Wild Horses
    158
  107. It Conquered the World
    277
  108. The Beatniks
    181
  109. The Unearthly
    195
  110. The Atomic Brain
    164
  111. Horror of Party Beach
    307
  112. King Dinosaur
    197
  113. Rocket Attack USA
    146
  114. 12 to the Moon
    198
  115. Ring of Terror
    187
  116. Jack Frost
    324
  117. The Sinister Urge
    210
  118. The Corpse Vanishes
    149
  119. Teenage Strangler
    306
  120. Wild Rebels
    160
  121. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    151
  122. Bride of the Monster
    227
  123. Robot Monster
    151
  124. Superdome
    42
  125. Project Moonbase
    111
  126. The Sword and the Dragon
    215
  127. Earth vs. the Spider
    191
  128. Invasion USA
    171
  129. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    219
  130. Colossus and the Headhunters
    175
  131. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    217
  132. The Hellcats
    110
  133. Teenage Caveman
    149
  134. City Limits
    168
  135. The Rebel Set
    156
  136. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    219
  137. The Magic Sword
    202
  138. War of the Colossal Beast
    216
  139. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    270
  140. The Creeping Terror
    243
  141. The Mad Monster
    136
  142. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    165
  143. Terror from the Year 5000
    235
  144. Manhunt in Space
    161
  145. Night of the Blood Beast
    307
  146. Teenagers from Outer Space
    276
  147. Crash of the Moons
    166
  148. Humanoid Woman
    41
  149. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    189
  150. Bloodlust
    182
  151. The Leech Woman
    229
  152. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
    28
  153. City on Fire
    48
  154. Santa Claus
    286
  155. Cosmic Princess
    47
  156. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    168
  157. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    325
  158. Space Travelers
    148
  159. The Crawling Eye
    252
  160. Gamera vs. Gaos
    29
  161. Beginning of the End
    254
  162. Radar Secret Service
    216
  163. High School Big Shot
    184
  164. Lost Continent
    238
  165. Swamp Diamonds
    148
  166. Gamera
    38
  167. Hamlet
    176
  168. Mighty Jack
    166
  169. Teenage Crime Wave
    178
  170. Gamera vs. Guiron
    23
  171. Girls Town
    283
  172. Gamera vs. Zigra
    26
  173. The Sidehackers
    201
  174. Gamera vs. Barugon
    49
  175. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    209
  176. The Indestructible Man
    152
  177. The Wild World of Batwoman
    227
  178. The Violent Years
    167
  179. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    224
  180. Mighty Jack
    29
  181. Stranded in Space
    126
  182. Daddy-O
    243
  183. Fugitive Alien
    25
  184. The Day the Earth Froze
    269
  185. Racket Girls
    167
  186. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    272
  187. Untamed Youth
    132
  188. Robot Holocaust
    148
  189. Monster A-Go Go
    330
  190. Gunslinger
    160
  191. The Skydivers
    266
  192. Rocketship X-M
    275
  193. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    148
  194. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    248
  195. Jungle Goddess
    182
  196. First Spaceship on Venus
    151
  197. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    288
  198. The Screaming Skull
    264
  199. The Giant Gila Monster
    246
  200. The Killer Shrews
    249
  201. Red Zone Cuba
    223
  202. Avalanche
    35
  203. The Beast of Hollow Mountain
    22
  204. Starcrash
    34
  205. The Land that Time Forgot
    19
  206. The Loves of Hercules
    15
  207. Yongary
    17
  208. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II
    17
  209. Carnival Magic
    15
  210. The Christmas that Almost Wasn't
    13
  211. At the Earth's Core
    16

Recent Comments with recent replies

Playaaayyaaayyaaayyaaayy...?
906 - The Space Children - 27 days ago
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Heard Cat Stevens' "Where do the children play?" on the radio. Had to watch this now.


423 - Bride of the Monster - over 3 years ago
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Trace's puppeteering really is SOLID in the host segments. That freak out in the beginning is so great.


1102 - Cry Wilderness - over 1 year ago
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So basically, the only reason Paul's dad was in danger was because Paul was there in the cave and his dad was looking for him. ...so if he had simply stayed in school, his dad would have been fine? So the whole movie was pointless!


820 - Space Mutiny - over 6 years ago
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Hey! 100 laughs for Space Mutiny! To commemorate the occasion, I invite everyone to make up their own original name for David Ryder (Blast Hardcheese)


903 - Puma Man - about 1 year ago
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So, let me get this straight — our noble, heroic Aztec high priest searches for the Puma Man by throwing random paleontology professors out of highrise windows to see if they land on their feet … and we're supposed to be okay with this? Clearly, the people making this movie didn't think about the concept of "message" when cranking this thing out.

In any case, Vadinho's powers are actually far more impressive than the title character's, and he makes a far more compelling hero character — aside from the wanton murder spree, obviously.


1102 - Cry Wilderness - over 1 year ago
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This one has the most replay value for me from Season 11


Obscure riff I need help with !
Forum - over 1 year ago
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ok, so there is a riff that's been bugging me for years now and I figured I'd ask here to see if anyone knew. The riff in question is in riding with death in the second act, where the race car with a 96 pulls up and mike chimes in with "96 oooo you keep breakin my heart" or something similar, and after exhaustive searches I've never been able to find it.
Does anyone have an idea?


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I guess it never occurred to the director to film the Casablanca Fingal scenes in black and white.


What type of MSTie are you?
Forum - over 1 year ago
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A) I watch Diabolik
B) I don’t watch Diabolik, too sad
C) I can watch Diabolik since they’re making new eps.
D) I don’t watch Diabolik because it stinks. (cynical)
E) Coogans Law is a slippery downward slope to global Shariah (crazy)


Micro-budget Movie Magic!
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Made for $200, 'Who killed Captain Alex?' is Uganda's first action comedy movie. And it is wonderfully, magically insane! This is the work of passionate and fun-loving guys... who know Kung Fu tu, I mean too.
https://youtu.be/KEoGrbKAyKE


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Anyone see the Rifftrax version, before it was removed from their catalog? I missed it and life sucks.


Recent Riffs

323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - over 3 years ago
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(Tom sobbing) Even the credits stink


622 - Angels' Revenge - almost 4 years ago
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By this time my lungs were aching for boooooooze....


K09 - Phase IV - almost 5 years ago
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Maybe he's making ANTi-pasta.


804 - The Deadly Mantis - almost 5 years ago
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Alright people, let's go kick some THORAX!


1012 - Squirm - almost 6 years ago
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The tension is thick - is the sheriff done with his spaghetti !?!


702 - The Brute Man - almost 6 years ago
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Yes, chicken sliced to the width of one electron!


K20 - The Last Chase - almost 6 years ago
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What is this? "Bottom Gun"?