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Hey L... was it u that had that Talkin RT thing with the guys in front of a fire? And if so...what was that called? ... and do u know where I can get a link? I can't seem 2 find it on YT


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Concerned..very concerned at your leave no trace absence... I do hope u r well!!!! Do let us know!


James GreyWolf - over 4 years ago
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Hopefully you will find my latest story on face book a little less of a downer.


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Hey what happened to you?


Favorite Episodes

  1. Prince of Space
    451
  2. Pod People
    550
  3. Space Mutiny
    874
  4. Fugitive Alien
    320
  5. Werewolf
    518
  6. Cave Dwellers
    419
  7. Puma Man
    502
  8. Girls Town
    282
  9. Daddy-O
    243
  10. The Day the Earth Froze
    268
  11. Eegah
    378
  12. I Accuse My Parents
    398
  13. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    410
  14. Monster A-Go Go
    330
  15. The Space Children
    173
  16. Teenagers from Outer Space
    276
  17. Ring of Terror
    187
  18. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    249
  19. Earth vs. the Spider
    191
  20. Hobgoblins
    379
  21. Riding with Death
    381
  22. The Deadly Mantis
    208
  23. Tormented
    218
  24. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    269
  25. The Giant Spider Invasion
    334
  26. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    209
  27. Mitchell
    565
  28. Catalina Caper
    258
  29. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    223
  30. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    297
  31. Gamera
    234
  32. Time of the Apes
    265
  33. Teenage Caveman
    149
  34. War of the Colossal Beast
    216
  35. Warrior of the Lost World
    318
  36. 12 to the Moon
    198
  37. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    663
  38. The Mad Monster
    136
  39. The Crawling Hand
    155
  40. Rocketship X-M
    275
  41. Robot Monster
    150
  42. Robot Holocaust
    148
  43. King Dinosaur
    196
  44. Gamera vs. Barugon
    168
  45. Gamera vs. Guiron
    239
  46. Master Ninja II
    154
  47. The Giant Gila Monster
    246
  48. City Limits
    168
  49. Being from Another Planet
    190
  50. The Beatniks
    181
  51. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    217
  52. Alien from L.A.
    268
  53. Radar Secret Service
    216
  54. Zombie Nightmare
    295
  55. Colossus and the Headhunters
    175
  56. The Skydivers
    266
  57. The Violent Years
    167
  58. Kitten with a Whip
    149
  59. The Sword and the Dragon
    215
  60. Danger! Death Ray
    454
  61. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    248

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This is also probably the most realistic depiction of night I've seen in any movie.
You know, how it seamlessly transitions between light and dark almost at random? Like, you'll go to sleep and it's dark, and then you blink and it's light again, so you turn around and it goes all dark, and then you go downstairs for a glass of milk and it's light again, but by the time you get back into bed it's dark....
Yeah.


212 - Godzilla vs. Megalon - over 4 years ago
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One of the only movies where the main character and star of the movie (Godzilla) is actually a side characters! 'cause let's face it, the movie shoulda been called "Jet Jaguar vs. 'Godzilla vs. Megalon'"


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - over 4 years ago
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I'm not the only one who feels like this episode is *extremely* overrated, right?
The host segments are weak to say the least, the riffs fairly standard, and the movie too unbearable. There are so many better episodes! And especially if you're going to introduce someone to MST3K - this is *not* the episode to do it with!


906 - The Space Children - over 4 years ago
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That wife really needs to get laid or something, she's the most depressed character in any movie I've ever seen!
And Eadie's fake 'cute' smile... Jesus that's scarier than any monster shown on MST3K!


606 - The Creeping Terror - over 4 years ago
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Did you catch the marker bit in the host segment with Mike's sound system?
Apparently in the 80's and early 90's audiophiles were convinced that drawing a counter around your CD with a *special* green marker made them sound better. Those markers were sold for around $40, and yes - they are no different than regular green markers.
Audiophiles can be a bit dense sometimes, I admit..


408 - Hercules Unchained - over 4 years ago
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Lamb Lies Down references at 20:19?
(Not my fav. Genesis album..)


524 - 12 to the Moon - almost 6 years ago
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Okay, there's no way that language was Chinese.


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Of all the dumb lines in all the dumb movies and all the silly riffs... this has got to be greatest line (not even a riff!)
"It won't be easy getting in!"
"How will we do it?"
"Easy! If we can[...]"


402 - The Giant Gila Monster - over 4 years ago
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My ex's name is Gila. 'nuff said.


315 - Teenage Caveman - about 6 years ago
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1:04:38 - Tom Servo's a King Crimson fan? Awesome!


814 - Riding with Death - over 4 years ago
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So the whole premise of the movie - that Ben Murphy can turn invisible at any moment, doesn't actually have anything to do with the move *at all* and only "helps" him in situations he could easily handle regularly?
And both 'disasters' involve getting a vehicle that's about to explode far enough so it doesn't singe anyone's hair?
THIS MOVIE IS AWESOME!!!


209 - The Hellcats - over 4 years ago
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This movie was commission by the US govt. right? As an anti-drug campaign, right? Because the only thing that comes to mind when I watch this crapper is - I ain't never touching any shit again!


Recent Riffs

422 - The Day the Earth Froze - over 4 years ago
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Welcome to the Moody Bible Inst'tute Pray'r 'arr


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Mmm! Extra cripsy!