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Hey L... was it u that had that Talkin RT thing with the guys in front of a fire? And if so...what was that called? ... and do u know where I can get a link? I can't seem 2 find it on YT


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Concerned..very concerned at your leave no trace absence... I do hope u r well!!!! Do let us know!


James GreyWolf - over 4 years ago
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Hopefully you will find my latest story on face book a little less of a downer.


Lingering Shot of Wet Pork, Ok? - over 5 years ago
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Hey what happened to you?


Favorite Episodes

  1. Prince of Space
    447
  2. Pod People
    541
  3. Space Mutiny
    867
  4. Fugitive Alien
    318
  5. Werewolf
    515
  6. Cave Dwellers
    415
  7. Puma Man
    499
  8. Girls Town
    280
  9. Daddy-O
    240
  10. The Day the Earth Froze
    261
  11. Eegah
    375
  12. I Accuse My Parents
    392
  13. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    407
  14. Monster A-Go Go
    327
  15. The Space Children
    171
  16. Teenagers from Outer Space
    274
  17. Ring of Terror
    185
  18. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    247
  19. Earth vs. the Spider
    189
  20. Hobgoblins
    375
  21. Riding with Death
    380
  22. The Deadly Mantis
    207
  23. Tormented
    215
  24. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    266
  25. The Giant Spider Invasion
    332
  26. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    207
  27. Mitchell
    560
  28. Catalina Caper
    254
  29. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    220
  30. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    295
  31. Gamera
    232
  32. Time of the Apes
    262
  33. Teenage Caveman
    148
  34. War of the Colossal Beast
    214
  35. Warrior of the Lost World
    315
  36. 12 to the Moon
    197
  37. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    659
  38. The Mad Monster
    134
  39. The Crawling Hand
    152
  40. Rocketship X-M
    273
  41. Robot Monster
    147
  42. Robot Holocaust
    146
  43. King Dinosaur
    193
  44. Gamera vs. Barugon
    167
  45. Gamera vs. Guiron
    238
  46. Master Ninja II
    153
  47. The Giant Gila Monster
    243
  48. City Limits
    166
  49. Being from Another Planet
    188
  50. The Beatniks
    179
  51. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    215
  52. Alien from L.A.
    265
  53. Radar Secret Service
    214
  54. Zombie Nightmare
    291
  55. Colossus and the Headhunters
    173
  56. The Skydivers
    264
  57. The Violent Years
    163
  58. Kitten with a Whip
    147
  59. The Sword and the Dragon
    214
  60. Danger! Death Ray
    448
  61. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    246

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212 - Godzilla vs. Megalon - over 4 years ago
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One of the only movies where the main character and star of the movie (Godzilla) is actually a side characters! 'cause let's face it, the movie shoulda been called "Jet Jaguar vs. 'Godzilla vs. Megalon'"


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - over 4 years ago
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I'm not the only one who feels like this episode is *extremely* overrated, right?
The host segments are weak to say the least, the riffs fairly standard, and the movie too unbearable. There are so many better episodes! And especially if you're going to introduce someone to MST3K - this is *not* the episode to do it with!


906 - The Space Children - over 4 years ago
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That wife really needs to get laid or something, she's the most depressed character in any movie I've ever seen!
And Eadie's fake 'cute' smile... Jesus that's scarier than any monster shown on MST3K!


606 - The Creeping Terror - over 4 years ago
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Did you catch the marker bit in the host segment with Mike's sound system?
Apparently in the 80's and early 90's audiophiles were convinced that drawing a counter around your CD with a *special* green marker made them sound better. Those markers were sold for around $40, and yes - they are no different than regular green markers.
Audiophiles can be a bit dense sometimes, I admit..


408 - Hercules Unchained - over 4 years ago
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Lamb Lies Down references at 20:19?
(Not my fav. Genesis album..)


524 - 12 to the Moon - almost 6 years ago
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Okay, there's no way that language was Chinese.


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Of all the dumb lines in all the dumb movies and all the silly riffs... this has got to be greatest line (not even a riff!)
"It won't be easy getting in!"
"How will we do it?"
"Easy! If we can[...]"


402 - The Giant Gila Monster - over 4 years ago
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My ex's name is Gila. 'nuff said.


315 - Teenage Caveman - almost 6 years ago
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1:04:38 - Tom Servo's a King Crimson fan? Awesome!


814 - Riding with Death - over 4 years ago
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So the whole premise of the movie - that Ben Murphy can turn invisible at any moment, doesn't actually have anything to do with the move *at all* and only "helps" him in situations he could easily handle regularly?
And both 'disasters' involve getting a vehicle that's about to explode far enough so it doesn't singe anyone's hair?
THIS MOVIE IS AWESOME!!!


209 - The Hellcats - over 4 years ago
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This movie was commission by the US govt. right? As an anti-drug campaign, right? Because the only thing that comes to mind when I watch this crapper is - I ain't never touching any shit again!


212 - Godzilla vs. Megalon - over 4 years ago
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Can someone please put up a download link for the file used in the DailyMotion link? That is some *top-notch* quality!!


Recent Riffs

422 - The Day the Earth Froze - over 4 years ago
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Welcome to the Moody Bible Inst'tute Pray'r 'arr


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Mmm! Extra cripsy!