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Jaguar Wong Abides - 10 months ago
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Hey Leslie, just checking in to see how's you doing Girl?!? I don't come on the Club much anymore but drop in from time-to-time to see if any of the Old Gang are still alive. Hope all is well :) BTW...Phantom Chicken is now Jaguar Wong, in case you were wondering who the heck this is!


Michael S - over 2 years ago
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Just for old times sake:
HAPPY DANCE!! TAPPY TAPPY SHUFFLE SHUFFLE whoops TRIP FALL! But THANK YOU!!!


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Know that u r appreciated.


Michael S - over 3 years ago
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Hello Leslie! Love the new pic... I know I have seen her before...


Jaguar Wong Abides - over 3 years ago
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I like your smile, Gypsy!


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Hey, just checked out your Facebook page. Love that cover foto.
"Some carrots are refrigerated..."
"Some carrots are humiliated publicly..."
Hail, Truck Farmer!


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Just wanted 2 thank u so much 4 indirectly introducing me 2 Word Porn. Reading some stuff 2nite that knocked the air outta me, in a good way...


Michael S - over 3 years ago
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Hello Leslie! Are you feeling better? Are you getting to all those things you were trying to get to? Are you watching lots of MST? Are you taking care of yourself? Are you getting tired of me asking all these questions? Just wanted to check up on you. I do have good news in that my house sold! YEA!, and I should get my car back tomorrow... One less thing to worry about. I do hope you are feeling better.
VIVA SOL!


Michael S - almost 4 years ago
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Hello Leslie! I am back, hopefully for a loooooooooooooooooooooooong time. I hope you are feeling better. Just to let you know I have not forgotten about you or the others here, just had issues to deal with. Hope you and yours are well... and I MISSED YOU!!! :)


Mike Yates - almost 4 years ago
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Love your new profile Pic L! Ish pertty!!


Michael S - almost 4 years ago
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Hello Leslie,
I am sort of back! I responded to your post on my wall and forgot you might not know I did. Good to be back with the bunch!


Michael S - almost 4 years ago
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN LESLIE! ... sorry you had to work :(


Michael S - about 4 years ago
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Hey Leslie, just wanted to say hi and to make sure you are well... or at least clos :) And the candy is over half gone.... sigh... but on the other hand ,there is still almost half left! yea!!!


Michael S - about 4 years ago
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HAPPY DANCE AGAIN!! I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT!!! It came just as I was leaving for work after lunch...literally, I was backing up and saw it on my door, stopped the car, brought it in, had to leave... rushed back home. Anyway, in a word...
AWESOME!! Very good Leslie, maybe I should (unwrapping another) have sent 2 or 3 DVD's! (chomp...chew chew) Seriously, it is really good, thank you. Jane thanks you as well. I do (chew chew) really like (chew chew) quite a bit (no pun intended). Now I just have to control myself from eating too much at once :) YAY! ...
***already stalking another DVD for you***
Oh, I got this link today:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nfXVu3YEZo&feature=youtube_gdata_player


Michael S - about 4 years ago
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Hey Leslie,
It has not arrived yet... but I am watching! Just keeping you up to date.
***watch watch watch***


Michael S - about 4 years ago
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It's official... YEAAA!!!! I would happy dance but I would injure myself.. so THINK HAPPY DANCE!! TAPPY TAPPY SHUFFLE SHUFFLE whoops TRIP FALL! But THANK YOU!!! You are truly a nice person... I will wait with sweet (wait, did that joke already)... I will happily wait for said candy's arrival :)


Jam Handy - about 4 years ago
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XD *big hug*


RevJoan - about 4 years ago
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Hi Leslie! Your recent picture is lovely :)


Michael S - about 4 years ago
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Hey Leslie,
Remember when I promised if I found another copy of Phantom Creeps I would send it to you? Guess what? I found one! The entire series on 4 discs with the cheesy cover art and all! So if you give me somewhere to send it, I will do so as soon as possible! :)


Sean Stewart - over 4 years ago
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Hey Leslie. I'll try my best to explain how to set you up with a Danger! Death Ray ringtone!

1. Go to this site http://www.dvdvideosoft.com/ and download the Free YouTube to MP3 converter. Don't worry, it's not malware or spyware or anything. I use this thing all the time.

2. Once you download it, install that sumbish! It might ask you if you want to install other things like some toolbar or whatever. Just be sure you check/uncheck stuff you do and do not want when installing it.

3. Open the program once it's installed. After a little start up window it should look like this picture http://images.dvdvideosoft.com/img2/screenshots/YouTubeToMP3Big.png except with nothing in the window like "The Beatles Playlist" is there.

4. Copy this link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0J0XuaG5MM It's the Danger! Death Ray theme. Now go back to your YouTube to MP3 program and click the button at the bottom left that says "Paste." The Danger! Death Ray full theme should show up like "The Beatles Playlist" did in that example picture I showed you.

5. Click "Download" at the bottom right. It may take a minute or two. It should download to a file in "My Documents" under the name "DVDvideosoft" or something like that. Inside the DVDvideosoft folder should be the newly created "Danger! Death Ray full theme" MP3.

Now at this point I'd have to know whether you have an Android phone or iPhone or whatever else to give any more of an explanation. If you need further instruction let me know along with what type of phone you use. :)


RevJoan - over 4 years ago
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I admire and honor your quickness to be moved with sincere concern and compassion. It warms my heart to know that you are present in the world.
God bless you, darling Leslie


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You kick ass, Leslie.


Favorite Episodes

  1. Angels' Revenge
    187
  2. Fugitive Alien
    294
  3. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    227
  4. Danger! Death Ray
    417
  5. Prince of Space
    401
  6. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    221
  7. The Brute Man
    187
  8. Cave Dwellers
    385
  9. The Sword and the Dragon
    196
  10. The Black Scorpion
    105
  11. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    248
  12. The Screaming Skull
    236
  13. The Dead Talk Back
    251
  14. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    182
  15. Monster A-Go Go
    312
  16. Operation Double 007
    206
  17. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    231
  18. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    189
  19. The Sinister Urge
    194
  20. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    302
  21. The Corpse Vanishes
    134
  22. Racket Girls
    151
  23. Rocket Attack USA
    136
  24. The Indestructible Man
    139
  25. Horrors of Spider Island
    197
  26. Gamera vs. Guiron
    221
  27. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    243
  28. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    297

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Joel mentions, with an obvious "eye roll" in his voice, endurance swimmer Diana Nyad, saying she's "attempting to swim the English Channel. Again." In September, 2013, after 4 attempts over her lifetime, she finally managed to swim from Florida to Cuba. It took her 53 hours and she was the first person to complete that swim without the protection of a shark cage. She was 64 years old at the time.


610 - The Violent Years - over 5 years ago
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HOLY SHIT PEOPLE. This is the origin of one of the songs I loved as a teenager. The speech the judge gives at her sentencing at the end of the film is excerpted in the song "So What" by Ministry from their awesome album "The Mind Is a Terrible Thing to Taste." Go on iTunes and listen to it. When I got to this part of the film I just couldn't believe my ears. I never knew where they got the clip for the song, so it was a huge wonderful surprise.


110 - Robot Holocaust - almost 4 years ago
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That's for R2-D2, that's for C3PO, that's for Julie Newmar, and that's just 'cause I wanna!


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - over 5 years ago
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Brain Guy doing that scene from Flashdance with the bucket of water that comes down... So classic.


310 - Fugitive Alien - over 4 years ago
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Hey look, 27 8 by 10 color glossy photos with the circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one.


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301 - Cave Dwellers - almost 3 years ago
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One MST3k riff that never fails to make me laugh REALLY HARD, like throw-back-my-head-and-slap-my-knee-and-not-be-able-to-breathe kind of laugh, is "I'm the best-lookin' man in the Middle Ages! My, my my!"


316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - almost 4 years ago
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“Well I suppose you’d like a boy this time.” Because we all know that girls are useless both to the family unit and society in general.


319 - War of the Colossal Beast - over 4 years ago
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Let us all pray to our various gads that there is about 7 minutes missing from this version of Mr. B.


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Okay, I tried Googling it to no avail. Who can explain to me this riff:
"This is the moment." Shave your head and work your way north.


407 - The Killer Shrews - about 5 years ago
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Trumpy: is it just me or did that drink turn Frank into Jack Black?


520 - Radar Secret Service - over 5 years ago
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"And I thought that RadioShack stood for quality!" "It stands for 'failing mall'."


606 - The Creeping Terror - almost 5 years ago
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It's odd that with all the foliage trembling going on throughout the film, nobody made a "just shakin' the bush, boss" joke.


Recent Riffs

301 - Cave Dwellers - over 5 years ago
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"The world was populated by wild, cruel, and ignorant men." Oh, you mean the eighties.


111 - Moon Zero Two - over 4 years ago
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--Hey, it's Donald Trump. He's chasing the good guys away! That doesn't make sense.
--It makes perfect sense!


603 - The Dead Talk Back - over 5 years ago
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The first movie filmed entirely with flashlights.


316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - over 4 years ago
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Let's go get some tuna-safe dolphin.


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - over 5 years ago
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I get my kicks above the waistline, Sunshine.


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"Why are you so worried about this box?" It doesn't practice safe sex.


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"You're hardly in a position to bargain, Mr. Faust." Bargain? Faust? Get it?


622 - Angels' Revenge - almost 5 years ago
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It's a wonton unauthorized bris!


503 - Swamp Diamonds - over 4 years ago
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BE QUIET ABOUT OUR SECRET PLAN!


516 - Alien from L.A. - over 4 years ago
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Productions of Godspell are punishable by death.


622 - Angels' Revenge - over 5 years ago
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"Dammit!" Janet!


804 - The Deadly Mantis - over 5 years ago
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She's a waitress at the International House of Usher.