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Jaguar Wong Abides - over 1 year ago
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Hey Leslie, just checking in to see how's you doing Girl?!? I don't come on the Club much anymore but drop in from time-to-time to see if any of the Old Gang are still alive. Hope all is well :) BTW...Phantom Chicken is now Jaguar Wong, in case you were wondering who the heck this is!


Michael S - over 3 years ago
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Just for old times sake:
HAPPY DANCE!! TAPPY TAPPY SHUFFLE SHUFFLE whoops TRIP FALL! But THANK YOU!!!


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Know that u r appreciated.


Michael S - over 4 years ago
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Hello Leslie! Love the new pic... I know I have seen her before...


Jaguar Wong Abides - over 4 years ago
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I like your smile, Gypsy!


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Hey, just checked out your Facebook page. Love that cover foto.
"Some carrots are refrigerated..."
"Some carrots are humiliated publicly..."
Hail, Truck Farmer!


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Just wanted 2 thank u so much 4 indirectly introducing me 2 Word Porn. Reading some stuff 2nite that knocked the air outta me, in a good way...


Michael S - over 4 years ago
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Hello Leslie! Are you feeling better? Are you getting to all those things you were trying to get to? Are you watching lots of MST? Are you taking care of yourself? Are you getting tired of me asking all these questions? Just wanted to check up on you. I do have good news in that my house sold! YEA!, and I should get my car back tomorrow... One less thing to worry about. I do hope you are feeling better.
VIVA SOL!


Michael S - over 4 years ago
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Hello Leslie! I am back, hopefully for a loooooooooooooooooooooooong time. I hope you are feeling better. Just to let you know I have not forgotten about you or the others here, just had issues to deal with. Hope you and yours are well... and I MISSED YOU!!! :)


Mike Yates - over 4 years ago
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Love your new profile Pic L! Ish pertty!!


Michael S - over 4 years ago
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Hello Leslie,
I am sort of back! I responded to your post on my wall and forgot you might not know I did. Good to be back with the bunch!


Michael S - over 4 years ago
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN LESLIE! ... sorry you had to work :(


Michael S - almost 5 years ago
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Hey Leslie, just wanted to say hi and to make sure you are well... or at least clos :) And the candy is over half gone.... sigh... but on the other hand ,there is still almost half left! yea!!!


Michael S - almost 5 years ago
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HAPPY DANCE AGAIN!! I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT!!! It came just as I was leaving for work after lunch...literally, I was backing up and saw it on my door, stopped the car, brought it in, had to leave... rushed back home. Anyway, in a word...
AWESOME!! Very good Leslie, maybe I should (unwrapping another) have sent 2 or 3 DVD's! (chomp...chew chew) Seriously, it is really good, thank you. Jane thanks you as well. I do (chew chew) really like (chew chew) quite a bit (no pun intended). Now I just have to control myself from eating too much at once :) YAY! ...
***already stalking another DVD for you***
Oh, I got this link today:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nfXVu3YEZo&feature=youtube_gdata_player


Michael S - almost 5 years ago
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Hey Leslie,
It has not arrived yet... but I am watching! Just keeping you up to date.
***watch watch watch***


Michael S - almost 5 years ago
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It's official... YEAAA!!!! I would happy dance but I would injure myself.. so THINK HAPPY DANCE!! TAPPY TAPPY SHUFFLE SHUFFLE whoops TRIP FALL! But THANK YOU!!! You are truly a nice person... I will wait with sweet (wait, did that joke already)... I will happily wait for said candy's arrival :)


Jam Handy - almost 5 years ago
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XD *big hug*


RevJoan - almost 5 years ago
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Hi Leslie! Your recent picture is lovely :)


Michael S - almost 5 years ago
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Hey Leslie,
Remember when I promised if I found another copy of Phantom Creeps I would send it to you? Guess what? I found one! The entire series on 4 discs with the cheesy cover art and all! So if you give me somewhere to send it, I will do so as soon as possible! :)


Sean Stewart - about 5 years ago
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Hey Leslie. I'll try my best to explain how to set you up with a Danger! Death Ray ringtone!

1. Go to this site http://www.dvdvideosoft.com/ and download the Free YouTube to MP3 converter. Don't worry, it's not malware or spyware or anything. I use this thing all the time.

2. Once you download it, install that sumbish! It might ask you if you want to install other things like some toolbar or whatever. Just be sure you check/uncheck stuff you do and do not want when installing it.

3. Open the program once it's installed. After a little start up window it should look like this picture http://images.dvdvideosoft.com/img2/screenshots/YouTubeToMP3Big.png except with nothing in the window like "The Beatles Playlist" is there.

4. Copy this link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0J0XuaG5MM It's the Danger! Death Ray theme. Now go back to your YouTube to MP3 program and click the button at the bottom left that says "Paste." The Danger! Death Ray full theme should show up like "The Beatles Playlist" did in that example picture I showed you.

5. Click "Download" at the bottom right. It may take a minute or two. It should download to a file in "My Documents" under the name "DVDvideosoft" or something like that. Inside the DVDvideosoft folder should be the newly created "Danger! Death Ray full theme" MP3.

Now at this point I'd have to know whether you have an Android phone or iPhone or whatever else to give any more of an explanation. If you need further instruction let me know along with what type of phone you use. :)


RevJoan - about 5 years ago
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I admire and honor your quickness to be moved with sincere concern and compassion. It warms my heart to know that you are present in the world.
God bless you, darling Leslie


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You kick ass, Leslie.


Favorite Episodes

  1. Angels' Revenge
    193
  2. Fugitive Alien
    308
  3. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    238
  4. Danger! Death Ray
    435
  5. Prince of Space
    426
  6. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    229
  7. The Brute Man
    202
  8. Cave Dwellers
    401
  9. The Sword and the Dragon
    206
  10. The Black Scorpion
    111
  11. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    264
  12. The Screaming Skull
    250
  13. The Dead Talk Back
    265
  14. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    190
  15. Monster A-Go Go
    320
  16. Operation Double 007
    215
  17. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    242
  18. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    200
  19. The Sinister Urge
    203
  20. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    313
  21. The Corpse Vanishes
    140
  22. Racket Girls
    161
  23. Rocket Attack USA
    142
  24. The Indestructible Man
    146
  25. Horrors of Spider Island
    212
  26. Gamera vs. Guiron
    232
  27. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    257
  28. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    314

Recent Comments with recent replies

209 - The Hellcats - over 5 years ago
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#1. Joel tried to make this a family show. He read letters on the air from small children complete with cute drawings. Yet they show this movie, with its sexuality, drug references, and disturbing violence against women. I prefer when the guys at least react with "Hey!" when someone hurts a woman. Here, they just joked about it. And #2. Casting couldn't find any guys with actual long hair? I've never seen a biker gang with such corporate haircuts in my life. Ridiculous.


912 - The Screaming Skull - over 5 years ago
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Mickey, Torgo, and Piers Morgan…...would the least repulsive among you please step forward.

NOT...so fast Piers!


502 - Hercules - over 5 years ago
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i love this website and never will regret getting my tom servo and crow t robot tatoos. servo forever!


301 - Cave Dwellers - over 5 years ago
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It's too bad for this actress that 'Twilight' didn't come out until so many years later--she's every bit the horrible actress that Kristen Stewart is, and hotter to boot.


105 - The Corpse Vanishes - over 5 years ago
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While the reporter sleeps, a pasty film covers her mouth...


201 - Rocketship X-M - over 5 years ago
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Someone explain to me why they would bring guns on a trip to the moon.


303 - Pod People - over 5 years ago
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I love Frank's line: "You know the kids today with their loud music, hula hoops, fax machines..."


606 - The Creeping Terror - over 5 years ago
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It's odd that with all the foliage trembling going on throughout the film, nobody made a "just shakin' the bush, boss" joke.


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Joel mentions, with an obvious "eye roll" in his voice, endurance swimmer Diana Nyad, saying she's "attempting to swim the English Channel. Again." In September, 2013, after 4 attempts over her lifetime, she finally managed to swim from Florida to Cuba. It took her 53 hours and she was the first person to complete that swim without the protection of a shark cage. She was 64 years old at the time.


508 - Operation Double 007 - over 5 years ago
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A common mistake with making a Bond clone type film is giving the protagonist too many skill sets. Bond had too many and he wasn’t a lip reading, electrical engineer, karateka, hypnotist, plastic surgeon.


520 - Radar Secret Service - over 4 years ago
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40% of traffic accidents involved a vehicle pulled over to the side of the road, the short says. I actually found myself quoting this statistic to someone recently. How silly to assume that a statistic from 1959 would be the same today! I'm guessing that the number isn't nearly that high now, but I don't know for sure.


422 - The Day the Earth Froze - almost 6 years ago
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I'm so glad I watched this one! I didn't know what it was about going into it, but my mom is Finnish and we used to read a kid's book based on the Kalevala about Väinämöinen playing his harp and Louhi stealing the sun and moon, so this felt very familiar to me. Granted, it was a goofy movie, but there were lots of Monty Python references, so that made it better. Oh and lastly: Finland is not Sweden!!


Recent Riffs

807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - about 6 years ago
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I get my kicks above the waistline, Sunshine.


301 - Cave Dwellers - about 6 years ago
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"The world was populated by wild, cruel, and ignorant men." Oh, you mean the eighties.


111 - Moon Zero Two - about 5 years ago
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--Hey, it's Donald Trump. He's chasing the good guys away! That doesn't make sense.
--It makes perfect sense!


603 - The Dead Talk Back - over 6 years ago
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The first movie filmed entirely with flashlights.


316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - over 5 years ago
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Let's go get some tuna-safe dolphin.


623 - The Amazing Transparent Man - about 6 years ago
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"Why are you so worried about this box?" It doesn't practice safe sex.


623 - The Amazing Transparent Man - about 6 years ago
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"You're hardly in a position to bargain, Mr. Faust." Bargain? Faust? Get it?


622 - Angels' Revenge - over 5 years ago
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It's a wonton unauthorized bris!


503 - Swamp Diamonds - over 5 years ago
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BE QUIET ABOUT OUR SECRET PLAN!


516 - Alien from L.A. - over 5 years ago
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Productions of Godspell are punishable by death.


622 - Angels' Revenge - about 6 years ago
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"Dammit!" Janet!


804 - The Deadly Mantis - about 6 years ago
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She's a waitress at the International House of Usher.