"This is NOT your induction physical, Danny!"

"Hurry up! They're gonna consummate! He he he he"

"It's a bag of Homer Simpson!?"

"I'm so glad it's a dry celebration! It's so much more fun than the kegger would have been!"

"Let us be gay, for he is a dickweed!"

"Well hey, it's Petey the Plane!"

"You want the paint-in-the-face? It's optional."

"People often compare this scene to the chariot scene in Ben-Hur. They say: Ben-Hur was really good, this movie totally sucks."

"Hey you guys, I borrowed my dad's Enforcer for the weekend!"

"They rocked us like a hurricane, sir."

"You have two choices." "Soup or muffin."

"Two for the price of one." "We had a coupon."