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Joshua Bivens
In Albuquerque, NM

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Fugitive Alien
    330
  2. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    255
  3. Santa Claus
    300
  4. Eegah
    392
  5. San Francisco International
    270
  6. Red Zone Cuba
    230
  7. Laserblast
    403
  8. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    260
  9. Warrior of the Lost World
    337
  10. Master Ninja I
    259
  11. Night of the Blood Beast
    322
  12. The Human Duplicators
    211
  13. Bloodlust
    189
  14. Tormented
    226
  15. Outlaw of Gor
    326
  16. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    344
  17. The Starfighters
    239
  18. Soultaker
    383
  19. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    222
  20. Pod People
    571
  21. The Skydivers
    274
  22. The Killer Shrews
    259
  23. The Incredible Melting Man
    281
  24. The Rebel Set
    166
  25. Werewolf
    543
  26. Time Chasers
    442
  27. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    318
  28. Master Ninja II
    163
  29. The Brute Man
    220
  30. Track of the Moon Beast
    287
  31. Escape 2000
    262
  32. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    430
  33. Space Mutiny
    912
  34. The Giant Spider Invasion
    356
  35. Danger! Death Ray
    480
  36. Riding with Death
    400
  37. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    286
  38. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    267
  39. Devil Doll
    247
  40. The Touch of Satan
    349
  41. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    338
  42. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    331

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521 - Santa Claus - over 6 years ago
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The Pleasure Mouth!


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My mother ate candy, I turned out fine.


619 - Red Zone Cuba - over 6 years ago
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What is the "one-eared elephant" thing? Can someone please explain?


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It's kind of hilarious about all the Lord of the Rings jokes that popped up in this episode, given that this aired several years before the movies came out. I'm wondering who the Tolkien nerd was on the writing staff!


506 - Eegah - over 5 years ago
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After multiple viewings, I just realized that the guy making out by the pool at 1:18:25 ("HE'S REAL?!?!") is "Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-Up Zombies" director and star Ray Dennis Steckler!


423 - Bride of the Monster - over 5 years ago
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Turn it oooff! Turn it ooOOFF!


310 - Fugitive Alien - over 5 years ago
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Dr. F, you better come have a look at this. Joel and the Bots are making fun of my hair MY HAIR!


904 - Werewolf - over 5 years ago
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Yeah! Champagne!


501 - Warrior of the Lost World - over 6 years ago
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WARRIOR OF THE LOST WORLD.
-Oh I don't know....


706 - Laserblast - over 6 years ago
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Here's the main theme (It's...actually pretty good, although I don't think it was written FOR Laserblast), if anyone's interested: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjWeO7TZgoU


609 - The Skydivers - over 6 years ago
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Who got their start as a "I can't pay you but I'll put your name in the credits"? None other than DAVID WORTH, who went on to direct "Warrior of the Lost World", among other corny action flicks from the 80s. The importance of starting off on the right foot, folks.


Recent Riffs

407 - The Killer Shrews - over 5 years ago
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Some call them 'bone-eaters.' I call them cheddar wurst.


419 - The Rebel Set - over 5 years ago
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Johnny's spirit is completely broken.


810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - over 5 years ago
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It's befuddlin' my dumb cracker mind...


818 - Devil Doll - over 5 years ago
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We're here to comfort you.


818 - Devil Doll - over 5 years ago
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How about it? Help me inspect the dummy.


818 - Devil Doll - over 5 years ago
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I am disciplining my puppet...!


322 - Master Ninja I - over 5 years ago
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Hi, I'm Max Keller. I'm a seagull.


420 - The Human Duplicators - over 6 years ago
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D-d-don't touch the head.


816 - Prince of Space - over 6 years ago
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Good morning gentleman. Welcome to my grandma's living room.


816 - Prince of Space - over 6 years ago
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More squid eyes?


1004 - Future War - over 6 years ago
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Let's do some crimes.


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Tim, stop screamin'.