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Joshua Bivens
In Albuquerque, NM

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Fugitive Alien
    320
  2. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    249
  3. Santa Claus
    286
  4. Eegah
    378
  5. San Francisco International
    255
  6. Red Zone Cuba
    222
  7. Laserblast
    383
  8. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    248
  9. Warrior of the Lost World
    318
  10. Master Ninja I
    248
  11. Night of the Blood Beast
    306
  12. The Human Duplicators
    201
  13. Bloodlust
    182
  14. Tormented
    218
  15. Outlaw of Gor
    307
  16. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    336
  17. The Starfighters
    230
  18. Soultaker
    364
  19. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    212
  20. Pod People
    550
  21. The Skydivers
    266
  22. The Killer Shrews
    249
  23. The Incredible Melting Man
    268
  24. The Rebel Set
    156
  25. Werewolf
    518
  26. Time Chasers
    425
  27. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    297
  28. Master Ninja II
    154
  29. The Brute Man
    209
  30. Track of the Moon Beast
    271
  31. Escape 2000
    249
  32. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    410
  33. Space Mutiny
    874
  34. The Giant Spider Invasion
    334
  35. Danger! Death Ray
    454
  36. Riding with Death
    381
  37. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    272
  38. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    251
  39. Devil Doll
    240
  40. The Touch of Satan
    334
  41. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    325
  42. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    317

Recent Comments with recent replies

521 - Santa Claus - over 5 years ago
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The Pleasure Mouth!


704 - The Incredible Melting Man - almost 6 years ago
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My mother ate candy, I turned out fine.


619 - Red Zone Cuba - almost 6 years ago
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What is the "one-eared elephant" thing? Can someone please explain?


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It's kind of hilarious about all the Lord of the Rings jokes that popped up in this episode, given that this aired several years before the movies came out. I'm wondering who the Tolkien nerd was on the writing staff!


506 - Eegah - over 4 years ago
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After multiple viewings, I just realized that the guy making out by the pool at 1:18:25 ("HE'S REAL?!?!") is "Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-Up Zombies" director and star Ray Dennis Steckler!


423 - Bride of the Monster - over 4 years ago
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Turn it oooff! Turn it ooOOFF!


310 - Fugitive Alien - over 4 years ago
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Dr. F, you better come have a look at this. Joel and the Bots are making fun of my hair MY HAIR!


904 - Werewolf - over 4 years ago
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Yeah! Champagne!


501 - Warrior of the Lost World - over 5 years ago
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WARRIOR OF THE LOST WORLD.
-Oh I don't know....


706 - Laserblast - over 5 years ago
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Here's the main theme (It's...actually pretty good, although I don't think it was written FOR Laserblast), if anyone's interested: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjWeO7TZgoU


609 - The Skydivers - over 5 years ago
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Who got their start as a "I can't pay you but I'll put your name in the credits"? None other than DAVID WORTH, who went on to direct "Warrior of the Lost World", among other corny action flicks from the 80s. The importance of starting off on the right foot, folks.


Recent Riffs

407 - The Killer Shrews - over 4 years ago
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Some call them 'bone-eaters.' I call them cheddar wurst.


419 - The Rebel Set - over 4 years ago
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Johnny's spirit is completely broken.


810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - over 4 years ago
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It's befuddlin' my dumb cracker mind...


818 - Devil Doll - over 4 years ago
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We're here to comfort you.


818 - Devil Doll - over 4 years ago
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How about it? Help me inspect the dummy.


818 - Devil Doll - over 4 years ago
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I am disciplining my puppet...!


322 - Master Ninja I - over 4 years ago
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Hi, I'm Max Keller. I'm a seagull.


420 - The Human Duplicators - over 5 years ago
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D-d-don't touch the head.


816 - Prince of Space - over 5 years ago
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Good morning gentleman. Welcome to my grandma's living room.


816 - Prince of Space - over 5 years ago
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More squid eyes?


1004 - Future War - over 5 years ago
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Let's do some crimes.


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Tim, stop screamin'.