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Andy Jones

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RevJoan - over 6 years ago
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I miss your humor, Andy.
I pray all is well with you.


Favorite Episodes

  1. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    415
  2. Riding with Death
    386
  3. Space Mutiny
    887
  4. Puma Man
    509
  5. Mitchell
    574
  6. Jack Frost
    329
  7. The Final Sacrifice
    744
  8. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    279
  9. Village of the Giants
    192
  10. Prince of Space
    453
  11. Pod People
    560
  12. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    206
  13. Alien from L.A.
    275
  14. Werewolf
    525
  15. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    337
  16. The Sword and the Dragon
    220
  17. Danger! Death Ray
    466
  18. Colossus and the Headhunters
    180
  19. Code Name Diamond Head
    183
  20. Quest of the Delta Knights
    254
  21. Hamlet
    175
  22. The Undead
    239
  23. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    336
  24. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    331
  25. Hobgoblins
    387
  26. The Space Children
    177
  27. Escape 2000
    252
  28. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    214
  29. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    215
  30. Zombie Nightmare
    300
  31. The Starfighters
    234
  32. San Francisco International
    262
  33. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    215
  34. Space Travelers
    152
  35. Being from Another Planet
    195
  36. Fugitive Alien
    327
  37. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    279

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620 - Danger! Death Ray - over 7 years ago
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The lady shades really do suit Tom Servo.


820 - Space Mutiny - over 7 years ago
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Say what you like about Space Mutiny... And really, by all means say what you like... But it at least has something resembling a plot. Compare this to say... Starfighters. It gives Mike and the Bots an extra layer of something to chew on. And this is flat out a far better episode than Starfighters. It even has discernible characters too, rather than cardboard cut-outs. The characters in Starfighters aren't even cyphers. They're just two-ply. Less fuel to the fire.


806 - The Undead - over 7 years ago
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When I can watch a film while I'm asleep - that's watchable in my book. Y'know... Alpha brainwaves, Roger Corman movie, murder dismember murder murder. Trigger word. Totally watchable.


421 - Monster A-Go Go - over 7 years ago
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Even in the fifties - even in the FIFTIES - the statement 'The little bareback rider exalts in her victory over the wild beasts' must have at least raised an eyebrow? At least. C'mon...


814 - Riding with Death - over 7 years ago
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...I say 'mine'. I mean I typed out what Nelson, Corbett, Chaplin, Murphy, Jones and Pehl thought up, wrote and performed the best part of two decades ago, but still I consider them 'mine'. Because I've fallen in love with Katherine Crawford, and I cherish these 'memories' of the time we had together. Abbey... She's some gal..


Forum - over 7 years ago
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Do you have a particular episode that you turn to after a lousy day?


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The whole monkey story is a blatant ripoff of a Stephen King short story from"Skeleton Crew".


1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z - over 7 years ago
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Great hair, at the walk-in toilet. Who knew grease and dead skin cells could be used to sculpt such a thing?


Forum - over 7 years ago
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NEW QUESTION: Which early Japanese sci-fi hero is more annoying: Space Chief ("Invasion Of The Neptune Men") or Prince Of Space (movie of the same name)?

I'm going with Prince Of Space, because of the wussy-looking all-white outfit, and because there was a vaguely "sissypants" vibe about him that I can't describe.


903 - Puma Man - over 7 years ago
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Jesus Christ on a Unicycle... Her whole face is her mouth. There's nothing else there - just one huge mouth.


405 - Being from Another Planet - over 7 years ago
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Ben Murphy here.


Recent Riffs

303 - Pod People - over 7 years ago
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Syntho birds... Hey it's a Casio forest. They parked next to a datastream.


523 - Village of the Giants - over 7 years ago
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Y'know, that colour orange does not exist in nature.


705 - Escape 2000 - over 7 years ago
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Ah, the Ladder of Damocles.


303 - Pod People - over 7 years ago
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Tommy, now you quit warping time and space this instant!


903 - Puma Man - over 7 years ago
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Yeah, this is why 7-11s allow no more than three Aztecs at one time.


903 - Puma Man - over 7 years ago
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Tiny halls, for the narrow-shouldered among us.


512 - Mitchell - over 7 years ago
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No wait I want the bone marrow!


516 - Alien from L.A. - over 7 years ago
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She's filtering krill through those teeth...


903 - Puma Man - over 7 years ago
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Hit me with your best slapshot.


910 - The Final Sacrifice - over 7 years ago
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Ok, I dropped the canteen and got lost, right on schedule. Ah, next I have to fall, break my ankle, be attacked by coyotes and buried by a bear.


903 - Puma Man - over 7 years ago
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"Tony!" It's Gino! I've been lookin' for ya, ya mook!


903 - Puma Man - over 7 years ago
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This ALWAYS happens! People throw me out the window, tell me I'm Puma Man, then leave!