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Andy Jones

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RevJJVQ - 7 days ago

I miss your humor, Andy.
I pray all is well with you.


Favorite Episodes

  1. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    115
  2. Riding with Death
    106
  3. Space Mutiny
    217
  4. Puma Man
    139
  5. Mitchell
    140
  6. Jack Frost
    77
  7. The Final Sacrifice
    195
  8. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    71
  9. Village of the Giants
    42
  10. Prince of Space
    109
  11. Pod People
    139
  12. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    48
  13. Alien from L.A.
    53
  14. Werewolf
    136
  15. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    103
  16. The Sword and the Dragon
    51
  17. Danger! Death Ray
    120
  18. Colossus and the Headhunters
    34
  19. Code Name Diamond Head
    41
  20. Quest of the Delta Knights
    72
  21. Hamlet
    46
  22. The Undead
    55
  23. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    93
  24. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    85
  25. Hobgoblins
    118
  26. The Space Children
    47
  27. Escape 2000
    55
  28. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    42
  29. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    36
  30. Zombie Nightmare
    66
  31. The Starfighters
    59
  32. San Francisco International
    63
  33. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    42
  34. Space Travelers
    27
  35. Being from Another Planet
    38
  36. Fugitive Alien
    70
  37. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    81

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The opening sequences in particular of this film is as mellow as Bob Ross tranked up on horse valium.


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820 - Space Mutiny - about 1 year ago

Say what you like about Space Mutiny... And really, by all means say what you like... But it at least has something resembling a plot. Compare this to say... Starfighters. It gives Mike and the Bots an extra layer of something to chew on. And this is flat out a far better episode than Starfighters. It even has discernible characters too, rather than cardboard cut-outs. The characters in Starfighters aren't even cyphers. They're just two-ply. Less fuel to the fire.


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903 - Puma Man - about 1 year ago

Jesus Christ on a Unicycle... Her whole face is her mouth. There's nothing else there - just one huge mouth.


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311 - It Conquered the World - about 1 year ago

Amazingly obscure Church of the Sub Genius reference in the short. I'm impressed. Impressed enough to give Slack.


11 laughs

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903 - Puma Man - about 1 year ago

Dinosaurs became extinct because they forgot how to love each other? He may as well have said 'Let us sex now'.


6 laughs

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814 - Riding with Death - about 1 year ago

I took the time to check out the online turkey database. Involves more noodles than I anticipated.


7 laughs

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421 - Monster A-Go Go - about 1 year ago

"Gypsy . . . is it an odor?"


3 laughs

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1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z - about 1 year ago

Great hair, at the walk-in toilet. Who knew grease and dead skin cells could be used to sculpt such a thing?


5 laughs

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814 - Riding with Death - about 1 year ago

This film is utterly obsessed with fuel additives. Oil Shock anyone?


4 laughs

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814 - Riding with Death - about 1 year ago

Maligdinum. Adamantium. Unobtainium. All elements in the MacGuffin family.


2 laughs

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523 - Village of the Giants - about 1 year ago

Did they ALL arrive in that one small car? How the hell does that work? Freeze-Dried Condensed Party, crack open your coupe and add water...


3 laughs

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Forum - about 1 year ago

Where in the world are you living?


Recent Riffs

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705 - Escape 2000 - about 1 year ago

Ah, the Ladder of Damocles.


9 laughs

303 - Pod People - about 1 year ago

Tommy, now you quit warping time and space this instant!


7 laughs

903 - Puma Man - about 1 year ago

Yeah, this is why 7-11s allow no more than three Aztecs at one time.


6 laughs

903 - Puma Man - about 1 year ago

Tiny halls, for the narrow-shouldered among us.


5 laughs

512 - Mitchell - about 1 year ago

No wait I want the bone marrow!


5 laughs

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516 - Alien from L.A. - about 1 year ago

She's filtering krill through those teeth...


3 laughs

903 - Puma Man - about 1 year ago

Hit me with your best slapshot.


10 laughs

910 - The Final Sacrifice - about 1 year ago

Ok, I dropped the canteen and got lost, right on schedule. Ah, next I have to fall, break my ankle, be attacked by coyotes and buried by a bear.


9 laughs

903 - Puma Man - about 1 year ago

"Tony!" It's Gino! I've been lookin' for ya, ya mook!


13 laughs

903 - Puma Man - about 1 year ago

This ALWAYS happens! People throw me out the window, tell me I'm Puma Man, then leave!


8 laughs

903 - Puma Man - about 1 year ago

Now he takes out a personal ad: Saw you in museum, you took bone, I chased you.


7 laughs

903 - Puma Man - about 1 year ago

You you you... non-British guy!